945 replies and 60 files omitted.
>>35430*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
>>35434*flies up again, much, much higher*
>>35434"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
>>35437This, she just wanted a family
>>35436*slows to a halt*
*shivers feverishly*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
".................................................................................................. r-really.....?" *sniffs*
>>35439"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."
Pets horsey
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
>>35440".................... I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy.
Anything. Can you say the same...?"
>>35441*hangs in the air, motionlessly*
>>35443".... Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
*stays stalk-still*
>goes to sleep
See y'all tomorrow
>>35439*Trumpaladin winces*
"Tracy... I'm not allowed to do literally anything... But I am willing to go very far for you. For us. What do you need me to do?"
>>35447Goodnight!
>>35449*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*
"If... I do that... can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
"I need this, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer..! I've wanted to kill her since the day I first met her, and I can't hold back anymore. It hurts to even look at her now; she makes me want to scream.. it's too late, there can only be one of us...
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me.."
>>35450"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done... I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."
>>35451*still in an "oh shit" expression*
"Shouldn't I be the one to kill her? Deliver her horn right to you?"
>>35452"You don't have to do it alone, Flashy. I want to be there with you; I want to
finish that obnoxious cunt. We'll do it together..."
*Heavy breathing*
"... It doesn't have to be today, just swear to me, when the time comes you won't hesitate.. Okay?"
>>35452"I love you, Flashy..! I really do. I'm so sorry to ask something like this from you, but I just don't want to have to kill her in secret without you.. I know it's really selfish to ask, but I need this..!
..D-do you understand..?"
>>35454[Happy, hysterical pony noises]
"...... Th-thank you.. Flashy.. I love you..."
*continues moving towards tower once again*
>>35455"I... I understand the feeling of
needing to do something... That I do.
I guess... I mean, I always thought that If she and Torcuil hadn't provoked Korak by killing some of his men they'd still loyal to us even now... So maybe she has it coming? I don't know... Doesn't feel like it
But I will do it for you. I will do it for us"
>>35456*almost flatly*
"I love you too Tracy"
>>35458*Tries to nuzzle back*
*Is shaking*
>>35459*Is shaking too, but more calmly than before*
"I love you more than anything else in the multiverse, Flashy..! Let's go home..."
*Speeds off home, like a fiery comet*
>>35460*Is basically the human version of pic related. Probably petting horsey to calm himself down*
"I'm... glad you're open about this"
>>35461*Feels like a weight has been taken off her shoulders*
"..Th-thank you, Flashy.. I didn't think I'd be able to tell you this.. I thought I might find myself killing her alone, or worse, lying about it.. I'm so glad I can tell you this, Flashy. I love you so much..!"
I'm waiting for this section of the session to resolve its self so I can binge it all at once
>>35462"Tracy... If I may. Ask something from you"
>>35464".... What is it, Flashy?"
*is still speeding towards the tower*
"You seem to have picked up that I sort of already have a large number duties and obligations. Paladin of Trump, proclaimer of the truth of Football, and defender of Port Barry. I'm not great at it, but please understand that I have duties that are high priority.
Please try not to make my duties to Elway and Port Barry conflict with our family. Please do not place a strain upon our relationship in that way. Please... let me be able to trust you"
>>35467".... If.. if it's for our family, I can do my best. I won't do anything to get in the way of your mission. I love you, Flashy."
>>35468*hugs horsey*
"I really want for this to work, pony"
I'd hate to cut it here, but I have to sleep soon.
Still lurking. Will still post if it's important.
>>35469"There's nothing more important to me than our family, Flashy. I don't know what I'd do without my life if I couldn't make it work."
>>35470I think the essential covenant here is made.
Trumpaladin just needs to arrive at the tower,
talk with Thez, and a few other things, although even those could wait>>35471"I'll do this for us, just please do not push me in other areas. Don't make my obligations to God and Country conflict with family "
>>35473Those lyrics match too well
>>35475Dude,... don't get me started,... its too deep on so many levels
>>35474"Oh, don't act like you don't know,..." Thez quips, her arms crossed challengingly.
>>35476I think you and I have very different interpretations of the Tracy characterUm... can we arrive back at the tower? I need to get the belt and Suigoto from Thez. Or I want to, anyways
>>35478Its done. Trump and Tracy come skidding into the tower. a bit winded.
>>35480I'll say that Trumpaladin follows Tracy to the stables, then splits off and goes to Thez or Thez and Infernius both
>>35479Darlkie wanders by, having
thoroughly washed himself,... several times
so gross with a tea-saucer and cup blowing steam off some tea. He stops for a moment. "Lesson number 1. I'd have agreed to your terms without a share in the treasure. Thank you, most kindly though." he walks off.
>>35481As you're more fully entering, Darkie wanders in, wearing apparently some sweat-pants, carrying a tea-saucer. "Oh. Look who's back!"
>>35483Fucking this
>>35483Trumpaladin is thoroughly surprised
"I see you got your cup of chamomile tea"
>>35482*continues grinning at thez*
>>35485"W... what?" she blushes and looks around.
>>35484He flashes a cheesy grin. "Alas, I couldn't find it so I went with Chai."
>>35486"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"
Looks away for a moment
"Only moderately successful....
What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
>>35487"better, he agreed to help get our gold back."
>>35487"Yes, I have graciously accepted their pleads to aid you in your quest to strike back at those nefarious villains who have absconded with your rightful treasure
that I get 5% of." Cheesy grin.
[1d20 = 5]>>35491Her face squints for a moment. <whooof> and she kicks his hooves out from under him, and walks off whistling innocently.
>>35492"
why"
>>35490Detect alignment on this guy
"How are you going to do that and why should we trust you?"
>>35495True Neutral
"With style and finesse, I can assure you!" ^_^
>>35496"he seems like good guy."
*still lying on the floor*
[1d20+23 = 34]You know what? Can I add in a sense motive? Do I need to talk for him for a hell of a lot longer to get anything?
>>35496"How long had you been in Port Barry before we found you?"
>>35496I'm also going to have to have an awkward conversation with Trollestia that will make all of Torcuil's communications with her seem like masterpieces of social interaction
>>35498"Oh you found me right off the bat,... habibi, but you didn't figure out who it was until well after we'd done our business. I mean,... before those dreadful thieves came and absconded with your goods!"
>>35500"Uh huh. How did you lead them to us?"
May as well cast zone of truth
>>35501"We came here tracking the pirate Korak, we didn't even know about you until after we were all settled in." True
>>35502"Where did you come from?
What were your previous interactions with Korak?
How did you then learn about our gold?"
>>35503He sighs consolingly. "I know, you'd love to think that this ship is entirely yours and that no one has
ever used it or knows anything about it, but thats simply not so. Whats more, you went around throwing coin for every trinket we showed you. It doesn't take a genius to realize "Oh hey, maybe they have it in the floating crystal that happens to have an expansive vault that I've never been to before."."
"As for where I come from, that's a very long story that perhaps I'll tell you once I've rested a bit. Some ghastly miscreants had me encased in solid metal for days! Can you imagine?" he says with almost imperceptible sarcasm.
>>35504"I see. I thought you had used magic on the gold I presented you, but what you tell me tells me much as well.
You used this facility before? Can you tell me something, anything, about the previous party and their adventures?"
>>35505"We have additional rooms upstairs that are fairly nice, if you would like one"
GM, before you leave, can I approach Trollestia on an occasion to do it alone? >>35506"I can tell you many things! he assumes a cavalier pose. "But not now. A wonderful evening to you," he says bowing slightly.
>>35507>Approach Trollestia aloneLike, now?
>>35508If he'll let him, Trumpaladin escorts Darkementer to a room
>NowYes...
>>35512Thez wanders in, sees Infernius still lying on the floor, sighs and smiles. "You big oaf." Placing her hand against him, <whooof>.
>>35507Tracy is in the stables, playing with her birds.
After feeding her birds, Tracy plants two of her poles outside the entrance for aesthetics, and gets to work on preparing the fiend corpses, out in front of the stables.
>>35517After butchering the fiend coprses and packaging them in the freezer (the tower does have a freezer, right?), Tracy heads down to the forge to see if those dimerterium shackles were ever finished, and busies herself with making moar knives.
Could she make a few punching daggers barbs/hooks in them to get stuck in her targets' bodies after a Sneak Attack? Pic Semi-related.
>>35520Trumpaladin wants a knife too. A utility knife that can be used to skin hides, draw blood, cut rope, or be used as a dagger when grappled.
"Can I'z have a knife too please?"
*offers knife*
"All my good ones were in my bag at the dome.. I wonder whatever happened to them.."
>>35522*Takes knife from pony*
*Pets pony*
"Don't worry, we'll retrieve them. Even if we didn't, there is much you can make here"
>>35523I wan't planning on having her kill her immediately.Chargers don't advance as cohorts, fyi.
They advance by character class."..~Hmmm..! Well, I'd like to have another crack that place to see what's inside anyway. I already registered, so I think I'll just 'skip' the line next time..."
>>35525When then?It's almost the same in terms of HP, just subtract 8 for +~76HP"As best as we understand the Emperor's scheme, Cardishore is in on some grander conspiracy. We'll return, that is for sure. Given the risks it's best not to do it alone. We have a damned fine lead on those Drow, I suggest we follow that first"
>>35526"They seemed pretty loaded. I wouldn't mind snooping around a bit to see what everyone's so interested in."
pic unrelated
>>35527"Didn't you hear? We already know what they are seeking. they are seeking fame. Validation from others."
>>35520If she crafted those partly out of dimerterium, they could make a great SB for mages and monsters with annoying magick abilities. She only needs one set of shackles now that her dungeon is kill anyway, so may as well make use of the material.
Are there any kind of non-magical weapons like that? Ones made to get caught in an enemy's body for residual damage? In open-world games, weapons that caused enemies to bleed-out were always nifty to me, especially for large or fast targets.
>>35529What is an SB?
You mean like a barbed weapon that causes its target to slowly bleed to death after being hit? That sounds most useful against animals and most useful as an arrow to be shot from a bow. Most targets are either soft enough to kill in one round or are hardy enough that they have all sorts of immunity and damage reduction
>>35530>SBSilver bullet: a crippling attack that nerfs the crap out of an otherwise powerful target
Yeah, it would be best for arrows, but idk how to make a crossbow she can use yet. I just thought of a small dagger that'd be so hooked it'd be difficult to tear up without messing-up the target.
Also, I got those dimerterium ingots a while back, and I want to use them for something.
>>35529I expect there to be a lot of high-tech magical bullshit in Cardishore. It wouldn't hurt to have a nice anti-magic shank to throw in the gears for a Disable Device check.
Dimerterium is the best. I wish they had more options to use it in the Witcher III. The story gave me some ideas though.
>Dimeterium Shackles
The problem is, Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up,... and he's the only one who could pull it off atm.
>knives/daggers
Knock yourself out
>>35533She was just seeing if they were laying around since the time she asked (months ago). They're not as important to her now since her dungeon is kill though. Tracking daggers/darts would be more useful at this point, especially if they can interfere with creature's magick abilities.
>Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed upI ship it.How long has he been gone? About a week give or take?