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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
945 replies and 60 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.35434
35435 35436 35437
>>35430
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35435
>>35434
*flies up again, much, much higher*
Anonymous
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No.35436
35439
>>35434
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35437
35438
>>35434
poor tracy
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.35438
>>35437
This, she just wanted a family
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35439
35440 35448
thisfeelsdirty.jpg
>>35436
*slows to a halt*
*shivers feverishly*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
".................................................................................................. r-really.....?" *sniffs*
Anonymous
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No.35440
35441
>>35439
"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."

Pets horsey
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35441
35442 35443
only the dead can know peace from having to draw Rarity's fucking hair from multiple angles.jpg
>>35440
".................... I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy. Anything. Can you say the same...?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35442
>>35441
*hangs in the air, motionlessly*
Anonymous
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No.35443
35446
>>35441
"What must I do?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35445
>gilliana
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35446
fuck.jpg
>>35443
".... Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
*stays stalk-still*
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.35447
35448
>goes to sleep
See y'all tomorrow
Anonymous
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No.35448
35449
>>35439
*Trumpaladin winces*
"Tracy... I'm not allowed to do literally anything... But I am willing to go very far for you. For us. What do you need me to do?"

>>35447
Goodnight!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35449
35450
yep.jpg
>>35448
"Kill the Troll."
Anonymous
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No.35450
35451
1512632098297.png
>>35449
*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*

"If... I do that... can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35451
35452
implying you wouldn't.png
"I need this, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer..! I've wanted to kill her since the day I first met her, and I can't hold back anymore. It hurts to even look at her now; she makes me want to scream.. it's too late, there can only be one of us...
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me.."
>>35450
"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done... I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."
Anonymous
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No.35452
35453 35455
Rainbow_Dash_awkward_smile_S2E08.png
>>35451
*still in an "oh shit" expression*
"Shouldn't I be the one to kill her? Deliver her horn right to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35453
35454
>>35452
"You don't have to do it alone, Flashy. I want to be there with you; I want to finish that obnoxious cunt. We'll do it together..."
*Heavy breathing*
"... It doesn't have to be today, just swear to me, when the time comes you won't hesitate.. Okay?"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35454
35456 35458
1501208348601.png
>>35453
".... Okay......."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35455
35459
>>35452
"I love you, Flashy..! I really do. I'm so sorry to ask something like this from you, but I just don't want to have to kill her in secret without you.. I know it's really selfish to ask, but I need this..!
..D-do you understand..?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35456
35459
>>35454
[Happy, hysterical pony noises]
"...... Th-thank you.. Flashy.. I love you..."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35457
*continues moving towards tower once again*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35458
35459
>>35454
*Nuzzles affectionately*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35459
35460
>>35455
"I... I understand the feeling of needing to do something... That I do.

I guess... I mean, I always thought that If she and Torcuil hadn't provoked Korak by killing some of his men they'd still loyal to us even now... So maybe she has it coming? I don't know... Doesn't feel like it

But I will do it for you. I will do it for us"

>>35456
*almost flatly*
"I love you too Tracy"

>>35458
*Tries to nuzzle back*
*Is shaking*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35460
35461
>>35459
*Is shaking too, but more calmly than before*
"I love you more than anything else in the multiverse, Flashy..! Let's go home..."
*Speeds off home, like a fiery comet*
Anonymous
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No.35461
35462
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>>35460
*Is basically the human version of pic related. Probably petting horsey to calm himself down*
"I'm... glad you're open about this"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35462
35464
>>35461
*Feels like a weight has been taken off her shoulders*
"..Th-thank you, Flashy.. I didn't think I'd be able to tell you this.. I thought I might find myself killing her alone, or worse, lying about it.. I'm so glad I can tell you this, Flashy. I love you so much..!"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35463
I'm waiting for this section of the session to resolve its self so I can binge it all at once
Anonymous
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No.35464
35465
>>35462
"Tracy... If I may. Ask something from you"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35465
>>35464
".... What is it, Flashy?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35466
*is still speeding towards the tower*
Anonymous
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No.35467
35468
"You seem to have picked up that I sort of already have a large number duties and obligations. Paladin of Trump, proclaimer of the truth of Football, and defender of Port Barry. I'm not great at it, but please understand that I have duties that are high priority.

Please try not to make my duties to Elway and Port Barry conflict with our family. Please do not place a strain upon our relationship in that way. Please... let me be able to trust you"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35468
35469
>>35467
".... If.. if it's for our family, I can do my best. I won't do anything to get in the way of your mission. I love you, Flashy."
Anonymous
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No.35469
35471
>>35468
*hugs horsey*
"I really want for this to work, pony"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35470
35472
I'd hate to cut it here, but I have to sleep soon.
Still lurking. Will still post if it's important.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35471
35472
>>35469
"There's nothing more important to me than our family, Flashy. I don't know what I'd do without my life if I couldn't make it work."
Anonymous
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No.35472
>>35470
I think the essential covenant here is made.
Trumpaladin just needs to arrive at the tower,
talk with Thez, and a few other things, although even those could wait


>>35471
"I'll do this for us, just please do not push me in other areas. Don't make my obligations to God and Country conflict with family "
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35473
35474 35475
https://youtu.be/lDtqJOwHq3w
"Tee-hee"
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35474
35477
>>35473
"pretty song."
Anonymous
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No.35475
35476
>>35473
Those lyrics match too well
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35476
35478
>>35475
Dude,... don't get me started,... its too deep on so many levels
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35477
35479
>>35474
"Oh, don't act like you don't know,..." Thez quips, her arms crossed challengingly.
Anonymous
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No.35478
35480
>>35476
I think you and I have very different interpretations of the Tracy character
Um... can we arrive back at the tower? I need to get the belt and Suigoto from Thez. Or I want to, anyways
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35479
35482
>>35477
"Don't know what?"
*slight smug grin*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35480
35481
>>35478
Its done. Trump and Tracy come skidding into the tower. a bit winded.
Anonymous
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No.35481
35483
>>35480
I'll say that Trumpaladin follows Tracy to the stables, then splits off and goes to Thez or Thez and Infernius both
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35482
35485
>>35479
Darlkie wanders by, having thoroughly washed himself,... several times so gross with a tea-saucer and cup blowing steam off some tea. He stops for a moment. "Lesson number 1. I'd have agreed to your terms without a share in the treasure. Thank you, most kindly though." he walks off.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35483
35484
>>35481
As you're more fully entering, Darkie wanders in, wearing apparently some sweat-pants, carrying a tea-saucer. "Oh. Look who's back!"
Anonymous
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No.35484
35486
>>35483
Fucking this

>>35483
Trumpaladin is thoroughly surprised
"I see you got your cup of chamomile tea"
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35485
35486
>>35482
*continues grinning at thez*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35486
35487 35491
>>35485
"W... what?" she blushes and looks around.
>>35484
He flashes a cheesy grin. "Alas, I couldn't find it so I went with Chai."
hij0+
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No.35487
35488 35490
>>35486
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"

Looks away for a moment

"Only moderately successful....

What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35488
35489
>>35487
"better, he agreed to help get our gold back."

Anonymous
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No.35489
35492
>>35488
"How?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35490
35495
>>35487
"Yes, I have graciously accepted their pleads to aid you in your quest to strike back at those nefarious villains who have absconded with your rightful treasure that I get 5% of." Cheesy grin.

Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35491
35493
>>35486
*blows kiss*
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35492
35495
>>35489
"he gets 5%."
Js2CQ
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No.35493
35494
[1d20 = 5]
>>35491
Her face squints for a moment. <whooof> and she kicks his hooves out from under him, and walks off whistling innocently.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35494
>>35493
"woah."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35495
35496
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>>35492
"why"

>>35490
Detect alignment on this guy
"How are you going to do that and why should we trust you?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35496
35497 35498 35499
>>35495
True Neutral
"With style and finesse, I can assure you!" ^_^
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35497
>>35496
"he seems like good guy."
*still lying on the floor*
hij0+
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No.35498
35500
[1d20+23 = 34]
You know what? Can I add in a sense motive? Do I need to talk for him for a hell of a lot longer to get anything?

>>35496
"How long had you been in Port Barry before we found you?"
Anonymous
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No.35499
>>35496
I'm also going to have to have an awkward conversation with Trollestia that will make all of Torcuil's communications with her seem like masterpieces of social interaction
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35500
35501
>>35498
"Oh you found me right off the bat,... habibi, but you didn't figure out who it was until well after we'd done our business. I mean,... before those dreadful thieves came and absconded with your goods!"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35501
35502
>>35500
"Uh huh. How did you lead them to us?"
May as well cast zone of truth
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35502
35503
>>35501
"We came here tracking the pirate Korak, we didn't even know about you until after we were all settled in." True
Anonymous
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No.35503
35504
>>35502
"Where did you come from?
What were your previous interactions with Korak?
How did you then learn about our gold?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35504
35506
>>35503
He sighs consolingly. "I know, you'd love to think that this ship is entirely yours and that no one has ever used it or knows anything about it, but thats simply not so. Whats more, you went around throwing coin for every trinket we showed you. It doesn't take a genius to realize "Oh hey, maybe they have it in the floating crystal that happens to have an expansive vault that I've never been to before."."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35505
35507
"As for where I come from, that's a very long story that perhaps I'll tell you once I've rested a bit. Some ghastly miscreants had me encased in solid metal for days! Can you imagine?" he says with almost imperceptible sarcasm.
Anonymous
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No.35506
35508
>>35504
"I see. I thought you had used magic on the gold I presented you, but what you tell me tells me much as well.

You used this facility before? Can you tell me something, anything, about the previous party and their adventures?"
Anonymous
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No.35507
35508 35515
>>35505
"We have additional rooms upstairs that are fairly nice, if you would like one"
GM, before you leave, can I approach Trollestia on an occasion to do it alone?

Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35508
35509
>>35506
"I can tell you many things! he assumes a cavalier pose. "But not now. A wonderful evening to you," he says bowing slightly.
>>35507
>Approach Trollestia alone
Like, now?
Anonymous
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No.35509
>>35508
If he'll let him, Trumpaladin escorts Darkementer to a room

>Now
Yes...
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35512
35514
sleeps
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35513
>also
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35514
35516 35518
>>35512
Thez wanders in, sees Infernius still lying on the floor, sighs and smiles. "You big oaf." Placing her hand against him, <whooof>.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35515
>>35507
Tracy is in the stables, playing with her birds.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35516
>>35514
Those two are adorable.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35517
35520
After feeding her birds, Tracy plants two of her poles outside the entrance for aesthetics, and gets to work on preparing the fiend corpses, out in front of the stables.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35518
35519
>>35514
awwwww a cute
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.35519
>>35518
Ikr
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35520
35521 35523 35529
ninja-hunter-throwing-knives.jpg
>>35517
After butchering the fiend coprses and packaging them in the freezer (the tower does have a freezer, right?), Tracy heads down to the forge to see if those dimerterium shackles were ever finished, and busies herself with making moar knives.
Could she make a few punching daggers barbs/hooks in them to get stuck in her targets' bodies after a Sneak Attack? Pic Semi-related.
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35521
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>>35520
Trumpaladin wants a knife too. A utility knife that can be used to skin hides, draw blood, cut rope, or be used as a dagger when grappled.

"Can I'z have a knife too please?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35522
35524
*offers knife*
"All my good ones were in my bag at the dome.. I wonder whatever happened to them.."
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35523
35525
>>35520
I ran a shit load of different numbers, and your biggest issue with a sneak attack will be landing the hit. The damage will be epic-tier any ways. I personally recommend getting the weapon finesse feat that way you can add your dexterity modifier to your attack rolls and get +4, and also use Darkie's Rapier of Stabbing which has a +2, for a total of +6 on top of her +11 or +12 base attack bonus.
For example, her damage from the sneak attack is so high that she'd kill Trumpaladin in a single round... If all three attacks landed. But I've made his AC so damned high that she'd need to roll something like a 12 or higher for even the first hit to land, even if he were caught without his ring shield and even if she has +5 bonus attack points I don't know about.

Against a target that actually has a reasonable AC - let's say, Trollestia, who has a 20 AC flat-footed (I'm assuming that's how you'd sneak attack her) Tracy would need to roll an 8-modifiers for the first hit to land, and something like a 13-modifiers for the second to land, and The third is either the same or an 18. However, if all three hits landed, Trollestia would be drained of more than half of her hit points in a single round.... Unless GM is adding the cohort modifier to her, in which case she'd get an additional ~84 HP...
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35524
>>35522
*Takes knife from pony*
*Pets pony*
"Don't worry, we'll retrieve them. Even if we didn't, there is much you can make here"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35525
35526
>>35523
I wan't planning on having her kill her immediately.
Chargers don't advance as cohorts, fyi.
They advance by character class.

"..~Hmmm..! Well, I'd like to have another crack that place to see what's inside anyway. I already registered, so I think I'll just 'skip' the line next time..."
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35526
35527
>>35525
When then?
It's almost the same in terms of HP, just subtract 8 for +~76HP
"As best as we understand the Emperor's scheme, Cardishore is in on some grander conspiracy. We'll return, that is for sure. Given the risks it's best not to do it alone. We have a damned fine lead on those Drow, I suggest we follow that first"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35527
35528
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>>35526
"They seemed pretty loaded. I wouldn't mind snooping around a bit to see what everyone's so interested in."
pic unrelated
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35528
>>35527
"Didn't you hear? We already know what they are seeking. they are seeking fame. Validation from others."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35529
35530 35532
>>35520
If she crafted those partly out of dimerterium, they could make a great SB for mages and monsters with annoying magick abilities. She only needs one set of shackles now that her dungeon is kill anyway, so may as well make use of the material.
Are there any kind of non-magical weapons like that? Ones made to get caught in an enemy's body for residual damage? In open-world games, weapons that caused enemies to bleed-out were always nifty to me, especially for large or fast targets.
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35530
35531
>>35529
What is an SB?

You mean like a barbed weapon that causes its target to slowly bleed to death after being hit? That sounds most useful against animals and most useful as an arrow to be shot from a bow. Most targets are either soft enough to kill in one round or are hardy enough that they have all sorts of immunity and damage reduction
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35531
>>35530
>SB
Silver bullet: a crippling attack that nerfs the crap out of an otherwise powerful target
Yeah, it would be best for arrows, but idk how to make a crossbow she can use yet. I just thought of a small dagger that'd be so hooked it'd be difficult to tear up without messing-up the target.
Also, I got those dimerterium ingots a while back, and I want to use them for something.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35532
>>35529
I expect there to be a lot of high-tech magical bullshit in Cardishore. It wouldn't hurt to have a nice anti-magic shank to throw in the gears for a Disable Device check.
Dimerterium is the best. I wish they had more options to use it in the Witcher III. The story gave me some ideas though.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35533
35535
>Dimeterium Shackles
The problem is, Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up,... and he's the only one who could pull it off atm.
>knives/daggers
Knock yourself out
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35534
Baking btw
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35535
Spoilered
>>35533
She was just seeing if they were laying around since the time she asked (months ago). They're not as important to her now since her dungeon is kill though. Tracking daggers/darts would be more useful at this point, especially if they can interfere with creature's magick abilities.
>Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up
I ship it.
How long has he been gone? About a week give or take?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35537
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/35536.html