This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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Hi /overboard/!
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>>34469
SPURS HORSE
"If you stand still, then you will only cover an area of 2830 square feet a round, and it will be the smae 2830 feet the next round, and the next round, and the next round. If you move forward at half speed, you'll cover a much larger area AND IT WILL ACTUALLY BE A DIFFERENT SET OF DARKNESS EACH ROUND"
SPURS MOUNT
SPURS HORSE
"If you stand still, then you will only cover an area of 2830 square feet a round, and it will be the smae 2830 feet the next round, and the next round, and the next round. If you move forward at half speed, you'll cover a much larger area AND IT WILL ACTUALLY BE A DIFFERENT SET OF DARKNESS EACH ROUND"
SPURS MOUNT
>>34474
Kek
Detect Evil!
Also, if you actually think we'd encounter Devourers, shouldn't I cast Death Ward? That protects from "negative energy effects" for 16 minutes
Kek
Detect Evil!
Also, if you actually think we'd encounter Devourers, shouldn't I cast Death Ward? That protects from "negative energy effects" for 16 minutes
Alright, so the (active) party is currently galavanting on the Ethereal Plane which is ahem a misty, fog-bound dimension. Its collection of swirling mists and colorful fogs that border the material plane, which is visible but muted and indistinct. The colors blur into eachother and the edges turn fuzzy. The area is mostly empty of structures and impediments, and there is no gravity making movement difficult to those without self-propulsion (wings, for example).
"You know what this place needs?
Frogs"
Frogs"
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>>34477
>Moving on your own propulsion
Plebian. Mounted travel is the only fit travel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs
>Moving on your own propulsion
Plebian. Mounted travel is the only fit travel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs
[1d20+5 = 19]
Listen check again
Listen check again
[1d20 = 12]
Torc casts frog swarm as propulsion
Roll for perception check using magic and shit
Torc casts frog swarm as propulsion
Roll for perception check using magic and shit
>>34484
Uhm,... frogs appear in the surrounding area, not falling to the ground as would be normal, but just floating in the air with a confused (for a frog) expression on their face.
Frog swarm does not propel.
Uhm,... frogs appear in the surrounding area, not falling to the ground as would be normal, but just floating in the air with a confused (for a frog) expression on their face.
Frog swarm does not propel.
>>34488
Ur in the ethereal plane, newton's laws don't apply. Null gravity. Also, the frogs don't fire from ur arse.
Ur in the ethereal plane, newton's laws don't apply. Null gravity. Also, the frogs don't fire from ur arse.
>>34482
Oh fine, you see darting shapes in the distance moving at high speed. They're moving too fast to make anything out but a blurred face, which appears haggard and lanky, with green skin covering.
Oh fine, you see darting shapes in the distance moving at high speed. They're moving too fast to make anything out but a blurred face, which appears haggard and lanky, with green skin covering.
>>34495
With Detect Evil, what is the approximate intensity of the creatures, and what direction are they going?
With Detect Evil, what is the approximate intensity of the creatures, and what direction are they going?
>>34497
>prepare to engage
If we're going up against soul suckers I want to know so I can cast the spell, and if we are not, I want to wait, so it isn't dried up one minute before we encounter soul suckers
>prepare to engage
If we're going up against soul suckers I want to know so I can cast the spell, and if we are not, I want to wait, so it isn't dried up one minute before we encounter soul suckers
>>34492
Ah, yes.
Now I have this
Fuck, I can't find the video with the guy talking about doin some drug and leprechauns flying out his arse
Ah, yes.
Now I have this
Fuck, I can't find the video with the guy talking about doin some drug and leprechauns flying out his arse
"Fug. I lost them, can you see anything?" Thez says to Torcuil (who has also lost sight of Trump and Tracy)
BTW, Thez WOULD have given back the girdle and Sugoito,... IF Trump and Tracy hadn't taken off like idiots,.... Xp
>>34505
>Tracking, on the ethereal plane
What about vacuous and gaseous plane of nothing don't you get?
>Tracking, on the ethereal plane
What about vacuous and gaseous plane of nothing don't you get?
Torcs's propulsion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wXHOkn9VW1s
>>34508
What kinda acid was he taking?
Torcuil flies off, a stream of leprechauns flying out his ass.
"Well fug," Thez says, and takes off after him. "DO you even know which way they went?" she calls after as he continues to fly, propelled by leprechauns. Leprechauns. Seriously? Oi.
What kinda acid was he taking?
Torcuil flies off, a stream of leprechauns flying out his ass.
"Well fug," Thez says, and takes off after him. "DO you even know which way they went?" she calls after as he continues to fly, propelled by leprechauns. Leprechauns. Seriously? Oi.
>>34510
Deathward.
"The subject is immune to all death spells, magical death effects, energy drain, and any negative energy effects"
Deathward.
"The subject is immune to all death spells, magical death effects, energy drain, and any negative energy effects"
>>34511
Hey, Trumps the one to mention frogs coming out of asses.
"FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HOW TO CONTROL THIS"
Hey, Trumps the one to mention frogs coming out of asses.
"FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HOW TO CONTROL THIS"
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>>34520
Stand still and wait for them to come? Charge them? Go closer and shoot with bow? Should I ready a bow or a sword? Should I cast death ward or some other spell or wait?
Stand still and wait for them to come? Charge them? Go closer and shoot with bow? Should I ready a bow or a sword? Should I cast death ward or some other spell or wait?
>>34519
Is it possible to shoot any of them with a bow - that is, are the targets clear enough and close enough?
Is it possible to shoot any of them with a bow - that is, are the targets clear enough and close enough?
>>34521
fukking kek
Well, my my calculations (and thats per a dice roll, since Torcuil TOTALLY moffed his control check (not that he got one for ass-leprechauns)) Torcuil is heading in a completely different direction than Trump and Tracy, and he has no control. Thez is keeping pace.
>>34526
You can shoot, in fact range rules are less applicable,... but its almost like the moving shapes know that too. They're maintaining a perimeter, analyzing the pair. There are some watching the flying-leprechaun-scotsman, but thats more from disbelief and curiosity than aggressive strategy.
fukking kek
Well, my my calculations (and thats per a dice roll, since Torcuil TOTALLY moffed his control check (not that he got one for ass-leprechauns)) Torcuil is heading in a completely different direction than Trump and Tracy, and he has no control. Thez is keeping pace.
>>34526
You can shoot, in fact range rules are less applicable,... but its almost like the moving shapes know that too. They're maintaining a perimeter, analyzing the pair. There are some watching the flying-leprechaun-scotsman, but thats more from disbelief and curiosity than aggressive strategy.
[4d20 = 42]
>>34528
Shoot Full Round with Compisite Bob's bow at smaller target, chose the one closest and clearest
>>34528
Shoot Full Round with Compisite Bob's bow at smaller target, chose the one closest and clearest
[1d20-8 = -8]
>>34529
This shit writes its self
So Torcuil continues to shoot off, propelled by ass-leprechauns, well distant from Tracy and Trump (who seem to have become stationary). Thez is close behind.
>>34531
>No manyshot feat
Trump fires a single arrow, at an elusive target, that is moving, and is partially obscured.
>>34529
This shit writes its self
So Torcuil continues to shoot off, propelled by ass-leprechauns, well distant from Tracy and Trump (who seem to have become stationary). Thez is close behind.
>>34531
>No manyshot feat
Trump fires a single arrow, at an elusive target, that is moving, and is partially obscured.
>>34546
The great Erwin Rommel told his troops "In the absence of orders, find something and kill it." I suggest we do the same
The great Erwin Rommel told his troops "In the absence of orders, find something and kill it." I suggest we do the same
I have shit to do... techinicaly now today, and yesterday was a steaming pill of shit so I'm going to sleep, see you faggots tomorrow
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This is a rough sketch of the inherent trajectories. As you can see (given the time differential) neither group (Trump/Tracy OR Torcuil/Thez) had the chance to really analyze where the other was going. Each pair is kinda on their own at this point.
>>34551
'Night! You won't die, Thez is with you.
>>34551
'Night! You won't die, Thez is with you.
>>34554
Lots of things, and even more venture to it.
>>34553
You might be surprised
>>34550
There are approximately 16 signatures, of varying intensity. The stronger intensity signatures are more distant and stationary, while the less intense signatures seem to be the ones whirling around and darting to and fro.
Lots of things, and even more venture to it.
>>34553
You might be surprised
>>34550
There are approximately 16 signatures, of varying intensity. The stronger intensity signatures are more distant and stationary, while the less intense signatures seem to be the ones whirling around and darting to and fro.
>>34557
>Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treausure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it
>>34559
A couple masters with controlled fiends I'll bet
>Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treausure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it
>>34559
A couple masters with controlled fiends I'll bet
GM sighs and rests his chin on his hand, watching Trump and Tracy speed off to their doom.
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