This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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>Is the least liked character here
*sad blackguard noises...*
*sad blackguard noises...*
>>34982
I want to figure this out, so I can decide weather or not to advance as a Rogue to become a Perfect Wight, or as a Blackguard/Assassin to get other cool stuff.
>>34983
So, a paladin/Cleric/blackguard would have to be level 26 to become a Divine Emissary?
>>34986
Get weapon focus in that Fash-axe. You get automatic proficiency in it since Hitler is a war god, not to mention that Minotaur's also get proficiency in battleaxes.
I want to figure this out, so I can decide weather or not to advance as a Rogue to become a Perfect Wight, or as a Blackguard/Assassin to get other cool stuff.
>>34983
So, a paladin/Cleric/blackguard would have to be level 26 to become a Divine Emissary?
>>34986
Get weapon focus in that Fash-axe. You get automatic proficiency in it since Hitler is a war god, not to mention that Minotaur's also get proficiency in battleaxes.
*wakes up and starts tearing the shit off of him to get off the horse's back*
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>>34986
Also, you'd have to complete some great mission/feat/quest in the name of Hitler to earn the class as your deity's favorite champion.
I suggest gassing the kikes (for real this time).
Also, you'd have to complete some great mission/feat/quest in the name of Hitler to earn the class as your deity's favorite champion.
I suggest gassing the kikes (for real this time).
>>34993
Thanks for the reminder. Also, if Infernius does a stunner, wouldn't it also be kind of like a gore, since he's got a horn?
Thanks for the reminder. Also, if Infernius does a stunner, wouldn't it also be kind of like a gore, since he's got a horn?
Trump is free
Kek
>>34990
What's the clearest path for Tracy to become a Perfect Wight?
>>34988
>>35001
No staph. he was were supposed to wake up in the cuckshed to the smell of bacon. Don't ruin muh scene.
The duct-tape is fucking inescapeable anyway, so better off snoozing until she finishes cooking breakfast.
>>34996
Why? It's still 7 levels away until he has the attack bonus.
What's the clearest path for Tracy to become a Perfect Wight?
>>34988
>>35001
No staph. he was were supposed to wake up in the cuckshed to the smell of bacon. Don't ruin muh scene.
The duct-tape is fucking inescapeable anyway, so better off snoozing until she finishes cooking breakfast.
>>34996
Why? It's still 7 levels away until he has the attack bonus.
>>34999
>>34998
Stunning Fist (if that's what you meant) requires a selected feat, unless you're a Monk.
>>34998
Stunning Fist (if that's what you meant) requires a selected feat, unless you're a Monk.
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*lays sleeping husbando in cuckshed*
*roasts boar*
Rolling to buck tree for an apple or something to put in its mouth.
>>35007
She has more ranks in survival while he's touching her.
Would he have tried to escape? If so,
yes.
>>35006
Did you consider putting more ranks into Knowledge-Religion? You could probably discover the quest yourself if you studies the holy book.
*lays sleeping husbando in cuckshed*
*roasts boar*
Rolling to buck tree for an apple or something to put in its mouth.
>>35007
She has more ranks in survival while he's touching her.
Would he have tried to escape? If so,
yes.
>>35006
Did you consider putting more ranks into Knowledge-Religion? You could probably discover the quest yourself if you studies the holy book.
>>35010
Actually, could they have also made some non-magical duct tape for day-to-day utility, using regular glue? Sovereign Duct tape is for more extreme issues, like holding dams together in an earthquake...
Actually, could they have also made some non-magical duct tape for day-to-day utility, using regular glue? Sovereign Duct tape is for more extreme issues, like holding dams together in an earthquake...
>>35009
Alas poor Torcuil's Faggot, we hardly knew ye
>>35010
>How many times have you heiled?
This. Trumpaladin is one of the shittiest paladins in the history of Paladins, but Elway is at least getting a return on his investment. He built a stadium, mentions football in every public speech which is often, goes to games, and is well on his way to expanding the franchise to a second city
>>35012
Kek, that's resourceful at least
Alas poor Torcuil's Faggot, we hardly knew ye
>>35010
>How many times have you heiled?
This. Trumpaladin is one of the shittiest paladins in the history of Paladins, but Elway is at least getting a return on his investment. He built a stadium, mentions football in every public speech which is often, goes to games, and is well on his way to expanding the franchise to a second city
>>35012
Kek, that's resourceful at least
>>35014
Try rolling a knowledge check to find out your lord's mission for you.
Is a Cleric answering his lord's ambition an easy, basic, or tough question DC?
Try rolling a knowledge check to find out your lord's mission for you.
Is a Cleric answering his lord's ambition an easy, basic, or tough question DC?
>>35016
Kek, that they are
Well, Tracy is roasting a boar in unknown place #7, Torcuil and Thez are still on a beach finding their bearings, Infernius is still trolling Darkie, and I'm free for the day, so can actually do stuff.
"I don't suppose you know how to Teleport?" Thez asks.
>>35015
Duct tape is magic tho.
Kek, that they are
Well, Tracy is roasting a boar in unknown place #7, Torcuil and Thez are still on a beach finding their bearings, Infernius is still trolling Darkie, and I'm free for the day, so can actually do stuff.
"I don't suppose you know how to Teleport?" Thez asks.
>>35015
Duct tape is magic tho.
>>35017
Try walking througfh town and healing the poor or other kinds of charity. From logs I've read, it's normal for Clerics and Paladns to get swamped with poor people begging for healing wherever they go. Charity/sacrifice earns them Good Boi Points.
>>35020
Well, a Cleric should at least have a good hunch about what his god wants him to do, maybe he can get a bonus for Reading the whole Mein Kampf 6 gorillion times (also, Read Magick spell + Divination).
Try walking througfh town and healing the poor or other kinds of charity. From logs I've read, it's normal for Clerics and Paladns to get swamped with poor people begging for healing wherever they go. Charity/sacrifice earns them Good Boi Points.
>>35020
Well, a Cleric should at least have a good hunch about what his god wants him to do, maybe he can get a bonus for Reading the whole Mein Kampf 6 gorillion times (also, Read Magick spell + Divination).
>>35024
That reminds me, we can charge for medical services. I think we can also sell use of the entertron to people far away who have someone they want resurrected
That reminds me, we can charge for medical services. I think we can also sell use of the entertron to people far away who have someone they want resurrected
>>35023
"Unless you're keen on exploring. Gimme a sec." <whoooof>
>>35027
It suddenly occurs to Infernius that there is no possible way that the party could have eliminated all the (((rats))). Knowing how they work and operate, they are sure to have multiple bases of operation, and be inter-connected across the map.
>>35023
<whoooof> "...left the goddamn glider-wings in the Court City. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh well," she ports in mid-rant.
"There's several settlements and smaller cities to the north, and a few larger cities to the west. I don't recognize any of them, but if you want to gather information we can do that, but I'd just as soon get back. I had an idea for the Fight Club, especially with the potential for liches and vampires from the Court,"
>>35028
Uh, unless you stopped on the way. "Not to be cheeky, but how am I to eat it?"
"Unless you're keen on exploring. Gimme a sec." <whoooof>
>>35027
It suddenly occurs to Infernius that there is no possible way that the party could have eliminated all the (((rats))). Knowing how they work and operate, they are sure to have multiple bases of operation, and be inter-connected across the map.
>>35023
<whoooof> "...left the goddamn glider-wings in the Court City. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh well," she ports in mid-rant.
"There's several settlements and smaller cities to the north, and a few larger cities to the west. I don't recognize any of them, but if you want to gather information we can do that, but I'd just as soon get back. I had an idea for the Fight Club, especially with the potential for liches and vampires from the Court,"
>>35028
Uh, unless you stopped on the way. "Not to be cheeky, but how am I to eat it?"
>>35029
For Clerics, I guess you'd need a certain number to get good effects from Spells like Planar Ally. Also, their Holy scripture probably has it's own requirements for charity.
Paladins are (normally) required to do everything they can to help those in need, so long as it doesn't require performing ebil acts to do so.
>>35031
Ikr.
For Clerics, I guess you'd need a certain number to get good effects from Spells like Planar Ally. Also, their Holy scripture probably has it's own requirements for charity.
Paladins are (normally) required to do everything they can to help those in need, so long as it doesn't require performing ebil acts to do so.
>>35031
Ikr.
>>35030
>Wakes up
>Wonders if it was all just a bad dream
>Demon Horse is there
>Nope, it's real
>She's at least pretending to be nice, so there's that
"Hey Tracy"
*pets horsey or pony as appropriate*
"D'aww, you made me breakfast? That's so sweet"
*inspects bacon for authenticity*
>Wakes up
>Wonders if it was all just a bad dream
>Demon Horse is there
>Nope, it's real
>She's at least pretending to be nice, so there's that
"Hey Tracy"
*pets horsey or pony as appropriate*
"D'aww, you made me breakfast? That's so sweet"
*inspects bacon for authenticity*
>>35035
I was absent during the casting (I wanted to leave his head in a bucket, remember? Xp) but I would assume it would fully encapsulate his body from the neck down.
I was absent during the casting (I wanted to leave his head in a bucket, remember? Xp) but I would assume it would fully encapsulate his body from the neck down.
>>35036
*pets pony*
"Good morning Tracy"
*removes knife from pony mouth*
*inserts tongue into pony mouth*
*pets pony*
"Good morning Tracy"
*removes knife from pony mouth*
*inserts tongue into pony mouth*
>>35032
"Is there a way I could leave a... a...
Ah fuck what was it called..."
Torc paces a bit before remembering
"Ah yes, a waypoint here so I could teleport back if I wanted? Either way I'm ready to head back."
"Is there a way I could leave a... a...
Ah fuck what was it called..."
Torc paces a bit before remembering
"Ah yes, a waypoint here so I could teleport back if I wanted? Either way I'm ready to head back."
>>35051
K. Torcuil and Thez <POP> back to the tower. Distantly, they hear a very irritated "AHHHH".
"IIIIIIIIIIIIII'NIIIIIIIIIIS!" Thez yells.
K. Torcuil and Thez <POP> back to the tower. Distantly, they hear a very irritated "AHHHH".
"IIIIIIIIIIIIII'NIIIIIIIIIIS!" Thez yells.
>>35046
"It irks me to let those targets get away... What do you say we investigate the area and see where they went today?"
"It irks me to let those targets get away... What do you say we investigate the area and see where they went today?"
>>35054
"Do you mean in the Ethereal realm? I personally am just fine to be the target that got away"
"Do you mean in the Ethereal realm? I personally am just fine to be the target that got away"
>>35056
"There were several Ebil auras, don't you think we should investigate?"
Also, I'm starving for XP.
"There were several Ebil auras, don't you think we should investigate?"
Also, I'm starving for XP.
>>35055
Torcuil arrives and Thez <whoooof> appears to see Infernius about to spoon-feed Darkie, who's got his mouth open like,... well like a hospital patient in a body cast.
Torcuil arrives and Thez <whoooof> appears to see Infernius about to spoon-feed Darkie, who's got his mouth open like,... well like a hospital patient in a body cast.
>>35057
"If while wondering through the mountains here we stumble upon a Great Wyern Red Dragon, we can teleport out, you can jaunt, and we can run like hell. What happens if we encounter something too strong to kill in the Ethereal realm? Does it have a way to follow us if we juant? Is it faster than us? We can't teleport. You can't hide or do sneak attacks. I can't dismount and do flank attacks. If we die on the material plane, Thez can get out stuff. If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver. And our souls may even be taken.
You tell me just precisely what those things are, how you are sure they won't kill us, and how you plan to kill them, then maybe we'll go."
"If while wondering through the mountains here we stumble upon a Great Wyern Red Dragon, we can teleport out, you can jaunt, and we can run like hell. What happens if we encounter something too strong to kill in the Ethereal realm? Does it have a way to follow us if we juant? Is it faster than us? We can't teleport. You can't hide or do sneak attacks. I can't dismount and do flank attacks. If we die on the material plane, Thez can get out stuff. If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver. And our souls may even be taken.
You tell me just precisely what those things are, how you are sure they won't kill us, and how you plan to kill them, then maybe we'll go."
>>35057
>fast forwarding a bit to finish breakfast and get the show on the road
>*slices out large, generous portion of the porkbelly for Trumpaladin*
>[hungry hoers noises]
>*ferociously into the remains of the carcass and eats as ferociously as a pregnant monster-hoers would* (says something about cravings)
*munch* "I've always been so fucking hungry these past few months..!"*munch*
>*looks at body, ribs no-longer exposed*
"...and I've been putting on a lot of weight too..." *munch*
>fast forwarding a bit to finish breakfast and get the show on the road
>*slices out large, generous portion of the porkbelly for Trumpaladin*
>[hungry hoers noises]
>*ferociously into the remains of the carcass and eats as ferociously as a pregnant monster-hoers would* (says something about cravings)
*munch* "I've always been so fucking hungry these past few months..!"*munch*
>*looks at body, ribs no-longer exposed*
"...and I've been putting on a lot of weight too..." *munch*
>>35069
*infernuis turns his head in such a way that darkie cant see and flashes the biggest smile to thez then goes back to regular infernuis expression and continues feeding him*
*infernuis turns his head in such a way that darkie cant see and flashes the biggest smile to thez then goes back to regular infernuis expression and continues feeding him*
>>35070
GM explicitly said we'd both get killed and we would have lost our equipment if we got too close to those who-knows-whats. What more do you want?
"Why though? If we kill bandits here we make it safer for travelers and can take the loot. If we kill a dragon we can take a hell of a lot of loot. If we locate a city we can add a trading partner, and I have been meaning to find a source of iron so we can send it to Krenshall. The material realm gives us much more to gain and is a hell of a lot less risky"
GM explicitly said we'd both get killed and we would have lost our equipment if we got too close to those who-knows-whats. What more do you want?
"Why though? If we kill bandits here we make it safer for travelers and can take the loot. If we kill a dragon we can take a hell of a lot of loot. If we locate a city we can add a trading partner, and I have been meaning to find a source of iron so we can send it to Krenshall. The material realm gives us much more to gain and is a hell of a lot less risky"
>>35075
Bandits probably aren't ebil, let alone ebil enough to have auras.
"What bandits?Are you saying you just want to make our way home on hoof, Flashy?"
She never implied she want to be ethereal again, btw.
Bandits probably aren't ebil, let alone ebil enough to have auras.
"What bandits?Are you saying you just want to make our way home on hoof, Flashy?"
She never implied she want to be ethereal again, btw.
>>35075
She'll go wherever he wants to; just decide where to go so we can get to the exploring/combat/whatever.
She'll go wherever he wants to; just decide where to go so we can get to the exploring/combat/whatever.
>>35073
"You uh,... seem to,... know? what you're doing, so I'll be back," she says with a <whoooof>.
"You uh,... seem to,... know? what you're doing, so I'll be back," she says with a <whoooof>.
>>35080
"That's fine by me, ~Flashy."
*buries bones, stamps out fire, and tramples cuckshed*
>a few minutes later
They're on the road.
"That's fine by me, ~Flashy."
*buries bones, stamps out fire, and tramples cuckshed*
>a few minutes later
They're on the road.
[1d20+21 = 37]
*follows path to the base of the mountain*
Rolling to Spot any nearby creatures
*follows path to the base of the mountain*
Rolling to Spot any nearby creatures
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