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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
945 replies and 71 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34569
34571
>>34567
Why the fuck not?
*pops back*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34570
>>34567
THERE'S an idea,....
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34571
34572 34573
>>34569
So, wanna go through woods looking for monsters or talk to darkie, or go to cardishore?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34572
34573 34574 34577
>>34571
Gotta figure out where we are first...
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34573
34576 34577
numap.png
>>34572
>>34571
Both materialize,... alive,... on the golden X in pic relted.
For the record, you would have both died, have woken up in the entertron, with no equipment. You're welcome.
hij0+
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No.34574
34578
[1d20 = 7]
>>34572
We were not charging for very long, and movement in the Ethereal plane is half as fast as the material. We'll be fine.

Search check surroundings, as if Trumpaladin could tell one strand of trees from another
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34575
34577
Future note, don't run off like an idiot. Strategy (which ur opponents had in spades) can defeat ANY level opponent.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34576
34579
>>34573
Shit... I didn't realize they'd gone that far.
*chill runs down spine*
*stops*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34577
>>34573
>>34572
Fuck yeah! Dragons!

>>34575
I'll repeat what I said to Tracy's faggot to you
">Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treasure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34578
34582
>>34574
>Movement 1/2
Why would you think that?

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34579
34580 34581
>>34576
Oh calm down. We're in great hunting territory. Wish I had Fae though. Can she get here quickly?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34580
34582
>>34579
>Can she get here quickly
*Laughs*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34581
34585
>>34579
Do you think you're in range for empathic link?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34582
34593
>>34578
>>34578
Because that's what the wiki page says
>An ethereal creature is invisible, insubstantial, and capable of moving in any direction, even up or down, albeit at half normal speed.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/etherealJaunt.htm

>>34580
When you call a mount, they appear the next round right next to you from the celestial plane
NBd4A
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No.34584
34586
[3d20 = 10]
Alright
Spot, Search and Listen
Wtf are we?
hij0+
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No.34585
34587
[1d20 = 16]
>>34581
What is the biome we are in?

Spot check
Detect Evil
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34586
>>34584
What a shitty fucking roll that was.
>+5 on spot and listen
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34587
>>34585
Detect Good, because why not?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34589
>>34588
For?
NBd4A
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No.34590
34591
[1d20+19 = 26]
Rolling to Hide
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34591
34592
>>34590
Why? Also can you outrun a dragon?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34592
>>34591
Well, she could out-maneuver one, if it didn't just breath fire at them..
>Why
Why not?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34593
34594 34596
>>34582
See, here we're in a pickle. The rules listed by Ethereal Jaunt describe an individual who is otherwise non-ethereal, moving at base speed. When one considers that Tracy was spurred, she can be assumed to be moving at greater than 'base' speed. In addition, I disagree entirely with the rulebook on movement speed in the ethereal plane, with regard to self-propulsion, which Tracy has. I'm of the mind that self-propelled characters/entities - given that there are no obstructions or landscape to deter - would move at twice their base movement rate.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34594
>>34593
>would move at twice their base movement rate
Wow, add a run check to that and she could move... really fast.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34595
34599
Don't worry, Thez and Torcuil will find themselves in equal a pickle.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34596
34597
>>34593
There's no block on something like a road. If anything it should be the same, since there's air resistance in both apparently
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34597
34598
>>34596
But there's no air resistence in the ethereal plane, hence the accellerated (in my design) movement
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34598
34602
>>34597
You said a few posts ago that wings work. They wouldn't do anything with no air resistance. But whatever, I'll argue about this when it becomes an issue later
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34599
34600
>>34595
What pickle are we in?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34600
34601
>>34599
The kind that gives treasure
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34601
34603
>>34600
How do you know that?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34602
I hadn't planned it, but for now the party's biggest issue is finding their way back to Port Barry
>>34598
Hmmm, you're right, thats contradictory. One moment
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34603
34604
>>34601
Well, if we encounter a dragon, and it is small enough to kill, then we can take it's treasure. I think a lot of monsters and barbarians give treasure. You wanted to grind xp, well, you're in precisely the right place to do it
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34604
34606
>>34603
>small enough to kill
>in the mountains
You mean babies/teenagers?
Sure, that's something to do.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34605
34607
It's getting close to 2:00AM...
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34606
>>34604
You got like a 140 HP don't you? I think we could take on up to a full adult. And if we encounter something larger... you can move at 3x speed right? If nothing else, Ethereal Jaunt
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34607
>>34605
On a Saturday morning
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34608
K. Trump is right, wings would not work. Since however, no one is using wings (or air resistence) as a propulsion method, its a moot point. The 2x speed is still in play, and Torcuil and Thez will find themselves approximately 166% the distance Trump and Tracy crossed, except to the east rather than the north.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34610
Also, I think now is a good time to adjourn this "casual" weekend Xp

Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34611
34616
>>34529
>>34521
and i thought i was bad at roiling.
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34612
34613
Figured out the easy way out. I still think the hard way may be more fun
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34613
>>34612
Are you talking about the teleporting helmet?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34615
34616
Is there a machine at the tower that assembles golems/constructs?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34616
34617
>>34611
Seriously, I had to check the script to make sure that wasn't a 1d1 troll.
>>34615
There might be, you'll have to wait until you're not ~150 miles away to check tho. ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34617
>>34616
Alright.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34618
34619 34620
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>tfw you move so fast you don't realize you're speeding all the way across the continent right into the jaws of doom
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34619
34621
>>34618
You wheren't the one with leprechauns spewing out your anus
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34620
34621
>>34618
It wasn't the speed that would have done you in, it was the opponents and their methods. Some opponents do and will make it a practice to kill things much bigger and badder than them
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34621
34622 34623
>>34619
If it's any compensation, that shit was fucking hilarious.
>>34620
I wonder what they were... Idk what kind of creature moves faster than Tracy and can use Ethereal juant..
Oh well, time will tell.
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34622
34626
>>34621
Not gonna lie, those rolls had be in tears
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34623
34624
>>34621
I won't spoil it, they'll be back eventually, but they didn't use ethereal jaunt. They made their way to the ethereal plane from another plane (not the material). Also it wasn't that they move faster (they don't) but they were maintaining a distanced formation. They were sizing you up.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34624
34625
>>34623
Alright
I'm going to have to work for several hours..
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34625
>>34624
Bye
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34626
>>34622
jej.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34627
34628 34630 35292
NUERmap.png
Here's a rough depiction of the new locations, Tr/Tr in gold, To/Th in blue.
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34628
34629
>>34627
Neat. What is the biome, and what is the scene from Trumcy's perspective?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34629
>>34628
Mostly plants
kidding, I'm working on it
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34630
34635
>>34627
Are all the area-names on the map accurate?
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34631
34632 34633
"huh where everyone go!?"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34632
34638
>>34631
>Even Thez is gone
I feel sorry for you man
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34633
34634
>>34631
They're gone.
Try talking to Darkie.
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34634
34636
>>34633
*Bends over, and hugs horsey*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34635
34637
>>34630
For simplicity, yes, though they may have more colloquial names when ventured to, and don't assume that the name necessarily correlates to the dynamic and local structure (though it may). Also, there are no names on the world, so technically that info is not known to characters

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34636
34639 34640
>>34634
[affectionate pony noises]
Is he still small?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34637
>>34635
>that info is not known to characters
Did Tracy learn anything about the local geography from the atlases she read in the library?
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34638
34639
>>34632
*sad minotuar noises*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34639
34642
>>34636
No, much as those mini-memes made me kek
>>34638
It certainly wasn't planned, but it will (hopefully) be resolved before too long (which with this lot, means next tuesday Xp)
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34640
34641
>>34636
I do not know
"I know it may not seem like it at times, but I really do love you Tracy. And I cannot stop loving you. I want you Tracy"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34641
34643
>>34640
"... Really?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34642
34646
>>34639
can i go talk to the drow?
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34643
34644
>>34641
*hugs horsey again*
"Of course. I am happy to see you, I miss you when you're away. I love the feel of your soft blue fur and I love your adorable pony noises and jump scares. I see how devoted you are. You'll make a great mother to my son, I'm glad he has you. I'm glad I have you"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34644
34645
>>34643
[happy pony noises]
".. Tha.. th-that makes me feel better..."
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34645
34648
>>34644
*tries to look into horsey eyes, or at least eye from the angle*
*rubs horsey neck fur*
"You feel better? Well that's not enough for me.What can I do to make you feel complete?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34646
34647
>>34642
Sure
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34647
34649
>>34646
i walk to where he is.
"hows it going knife ear?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34648
34649 34652 34764
>>34645
>what can I do
Help her kill Trollestia.And Fae (optional)
She'll love that.
".... I... I'm not really sure.."
[confused pony noises]
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34649
34650 34653
>>34647
"Oh good god. What do you want? Decided to amuse yourself at my expense ay? he gets more cockney when he's agitated Well go on then, its not like I've got anything better to do."
>>34648
kek
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34650
34651 34654
>>34649
It's serious though.
Can we get a glimpse of where we are?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34651
>>34650
You mean aside from the maps? I'm assuming you're at an elevated position, so more ground-based details depend on getting a closer look. It's at the border of a mountainous area and a plains area with some not too distant forest.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34652
34656
>>34648
I'll help her kill Trollestia if she's not pregnant. My loyal attack football kitty is entirely off the table though
"I do want you to be happy, little pony"
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34653
34655
>>34649
"ugh what that smell?"
"me came to alleviate your boredom, me a doctor me know it not good to be left alone this long."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34654
34656
>>34650
"Take us down horsey. Let's see what's worth our while in this area"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34655
34657 34669
>>34653
"Oh what, you leave a man in a steel body-cast and you expect poupurri? Suddenly you're concerned about my well being is it? If you're not here to let me out, be a good lad and sod off!"
NBd4A
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No.34656
34661
[1d20+20 = 27]
>>34652
Better do it before bothering to find out. It's all going down the tubes if that's the case.
>>34654
*descends slowly and stealthily as possible* (for a horse in mid air)
Roll to Move Silently
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34657
34660
>>34655
"me Bet you hungry huh?"
NBd4A
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No.34658
34659 34660 34661
[1d20+20 = 29]
Hey, when it says that Empathetic link gives the paladin and the mount the same connection to a place or item, does that also apply to worn items? When Tracy wears her cloak of charisma, does Trump look Equally fabulous by proxy?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34659
34669
>>34658
Didn't mean to roll
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34660
34662
>>34657
"Oh, you're a right prick now aren't you, all pleased with yourself. You wouldn't be smiling if we the shackles were off, I'll tell ya that!"
>>34658
No
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34661
34663 34665
>>34656
Wha...
"Why stealth? The last time we used stealth we failed to activate a dragon attack we could have taken. How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here?"

>>34658
Now what does she need that cloak for?
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34662
34671
>>34660
"what you like to eat?"
NBd4A
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No.34663
34669 34671 34680
[1d20+21 = 40]
>>34661
She was going to give it to him, but then you asked for a Spell resistance cloak.
How does the item-synch work then?
>>34661
>Why stealth
"I don't want to get shot before engaging"
Listen check to sense nearby creatures.
NBd4A
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No.34664
34680
[1d20+21 = 30]
Follow up with a Spot check
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34665
>>34661
>How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here
"We'll make noise once we're ready for combat."
They could both make mounted Sneak Attacks together, if he fell.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34667
>Gilliana
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34668
34680
bastard
hij0+
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No.34669
34671 34672 34674 34680
[2d20 = 18]
>>34659
If you want to get back to interrogate the Drow right now, I've figured out several different ways of using the helm that I think I can argue that would get us there in one or two jumps

>>34663
I'd like some numbers on these cloaks. Depending on stats and the like, it may make sense to switch. What is she wearing in the robe cloak category?

>>34655
Detect evil. Spot Check. Search Check for anything civilizational
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34671
34673 34675 34677
>>34662
"Oh a comedian now are you, here to have a laugh? If you're expecting me to beg I won't. I just hope I get a crack at your cheeky ass at some point."
>>34663
>item-synch
It means that divination, or other types of items are and can be shared (visual-empathy). Please note, the rules were not designed for character-based-awakened-pony-cauchemar-murderer-paladin-mounts.
>>34669
It would take more than that, but it would help speed your return,... except you have no compass, and the area is unfamiliar, meaning you can't be sure which way is 'back'.
NBd4A
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No.34672
34677 34680
[1d20+21 = 40]
>>34669
>1
Rolling for compensation search.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34673
>>34671
Noted.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34674
34677
>>34669
Helm would never work on a Drow Assassin.