This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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>>35378
"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,... I uh,... I don't have a blade at the,... oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"
"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,... I uh,... I don't have a blade at the,... oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"
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>>35390
"....... Flashy... You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition, right...?
You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"....... RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
"....... Flashy... You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition, right...?
You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"....... RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
[7d8 = 39]
[1d20 = 7]
>>35397
>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possession
Cuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.
[1d20 = 7]
>>35397
>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possession
Cuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.
>>35396
*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out...
As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work...
Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.
Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened...
But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out...
As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work...
Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.
Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened...
But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
OH! He's still (technically) alive! He's literally hanging on by a thread, dangling backward as it were, from his body-cast. That is, his head is.
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>>35415
"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
>>35419
*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"..... Flashy..... why would you do this...? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?"
>flight pattern is now dangerously unstable
*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"..... Flashy..... why would you do this...? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?"
>flight pattern is now dangerously unstable
>>35422
"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
>>35427
[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"..... Flashy... I..."
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"..... I don't know what to...!" *breaks off*
[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"..... Flashy... I..."
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"..... I don't know what to...!" *breaks off*
>>35423
"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago."
>>35424
"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago."
>>35424
"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
>>35430
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
>>35434
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
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>>35436
*slows to a halt*
*shivers feverishly*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
".................................................................................................. r-really.....?" *sniffs*
*slows to a halt*
*shivers feverishly*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
".................................................................................................. r-really.....?" *sniffs*
>>35439
"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."
Pets horsey
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."
Pets horsey
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
>>35440
".................... I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy. Anything. Can you say the same...?"
".................... I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy. Anything. Can you say the same...?"
>gilliana
>>35443
".... Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
*stays stalk-still*
".... Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
*stays stalk-still*
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>>35449
*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*
"If... I do that... can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*
"If... I do that... can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
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"I need this, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer..! I've wanted to kill her since the day I first met her, and I can't hold back anymore. It hurts to even look at her now; she makes me want to scream.. it's too late, there can only be one of us...
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me.."
>>35450
"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done... I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me.."
>>35450
"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done... I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."
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>>35451
*still in an "oh shit" expression*
"Shouldn't I be the one to kill her? Deliver her horn right to you?"
*still in an "oh shit" expression*
"Shouldn't I be the one to kill her? Deliver her horn right to you?"
>>35452
"You don't have to do it alone, Flashy. I want to be there with you; I want to finish that obnoxious cunt. We'll do it together..."
*Heavy breathing*
"... It doesn't have to be today, just swear to me, when the time comes you won't hesitate.. Okay?"
"You don't have to do it alone, Flashy. I want to be there with you; I want to finish that obnoxious cunt. We'll do it together..."
*Heavy breathing*
"... It doesn't have to be today, just swear to me, when the time comes you won't hesitate.. Okay?"
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>>35452
"I love you, Flashy..! I really do. I'm so sorry to ask something like this from you, but I just don't want to have to kill her in secret without you.. I know it's really selfish to ask, but I need this..!
..D-do you understand..?"
"I love you, Flashy..! I really do. I'm so sorry to ask something like this from you, but I just don't want to have to kill her in secret without you.. I know it's really selfish to ask, but I need this..!
..D-do you understand..?"
*continues moving towards tower once again*
>>35455
"I... I understand the feeling of needing to do something... That I do.
I guess... I mean, I always thought that If she and Torcuil hadn't provoked Korak by killing some of his men they'd still loyal to us even now... So maybe she has it coming? I don't know... Doesn't feel like it
But I will do it for you. I will do it for us"
>>35456
*almost flatly*
"I love you too Tracy"
>>35458
*Tries to nuzzle back*
*Is shaking*
"I... I understand the feeling of needing to do something... That I do.
I guess... I mean, I always thought that If she and Torcuil hadn't provoked Korak by killing some of his men they'd still loyal to us even now... So maybe she has it coming? I don't know... Doesn't feel like it
But I will do it for you. I will do it for us"
>>35456
*almost flatly*
"I love you too Tracy"
>>35458
*Tries to nuzzle back*
*Is shaking*
>>35459
*Is shaking too, but more calmly than before*
"I love you more than anything else in the multiverse, Flashy..! Let's go home..."
*Speeds off home, like a fiery comet*
*Is shaking too, but more calmly than before*
"I love you more than anything else in the multiverse, Flashy..! Let's go home..."
*Speeds off home, like a fiery comet*
>>35460
*Is basically the human version of pic related. Probably petting horsey to calm himself down*
"I'm... glad you're open about this"
*Is basically the human version of pic related. Probably petting horsey to calm himself down*
"I'm... glad you're open about this"
>>35461
*Feels like a weight has been taken off her shoulders*
"..Th-thank you, Flashy.. I didn't think I'd be able to tell you this.. I thought I might find myself killing her alone, or worse, lying about it.. I'm so glad I can tell you this, Flashy. I love you so much..!"
*Feels like a weight has been taken off her shoulders*
"..Th-thank you, Flashy.. I didn't think I'd be able to tell you this.. I thought I might find myself killing her alone, or worse, lying about it.. I'm so glad I can tell you this, Flashy. I love you so much..!"
I'm waiting for this section of the session to resolve its self so I can binge it all at once
*is still speeding towards the tower*
"You seem to have picked up that I sort of already have a large number duties and obligations. Paladin of Trump, proclaimer of the truth of Football, and defender of Port Barry. I'm not great at it, but please understand that I have duties that are high priority.
Please try not to make my duties to Elway and Port Barry conflict with our family. Please do not place a strain upon our relationship in that way. Please... let me be able to trust you"
Please try not to make my duties to Elway and Port Barry conflict with our family. Please do not place a strain upon our relationship in that way. Please... let me be able to trust you"
>>35467
".... If.. if it's for our family, I can do my best. I won't do anything to get in the way of your mission. I love you, Flashy."
".... If.. if it's for our family, I can do my best. I won't do anything to get in the way of your mission. I love you, Flashy."
I'd hate to cut it here, but I have to sleep soon.
Still lurking. Will still post if it's important.
Still lurking. Will still post if it's important.
>>35469
"There's nothing more important to me than our family, Flashy. I don't know what I'd do without my life if I couldn't make it work."
"There's nothing more important to me than our family, Flashy. I don't know what I'd do without my life if I couldn't make it work."
>>35470
I think the essential covenant here is made.
Trumpaladin just needs to arrive at the tower,
talk with Thez, and a few other things, although even those could wait
>>35471
"I'll do this for us, just please do not push me in other areas. Don't make my obligations to God and Country conflict with family "
I think the essential covenant here is made.
Trumpaladin just needs to arrive at the tower,
talk with Thez, and a few other things, although even those could wait
>>35471
"I'll do this for us, just please do not push me in other areas. Don't make my obligations to God and Country conflict with family "
>>35476
I think you and I have very different interpretations of the Tracy character
Um... can we arrive back at the tower? I need to get the belt and Suigoto from Thez. Or I want to, anyways
I think you and I have very different interpretations of the Tracy character
Um... can we arrive back at the tower? I need to get the belt and Suigoto from Thez. Or I want to, anyways
>>35480
I'll say that Trumpaladin follows Tracy to the stables, then splits off and goes to Thez or Thez and Infernius both
I'll say that Trumpaladin follows Tracy to the stables, then splits off and goes to Thez or Thez and Infernius both
>>35479
Darlkie wanders by, having thoroughly washed himself,... several times so gross with a tea-saucer and cup blowing steam off some tea. He stops for a moment. "Lesson number 1. I'd have agreed to your terms without a share in the treasure. Thank you, most kindly though." he walks off.
Darlkie wanders by, having thoroughly washed himself,... several times so gross with a tea-saucer and cup blowing steam off some tea. He stops for a moment. "Lesson number 1. I'd have agreed to your terms without a share in the treasure. Thank you, most kindly though." he walks off.
>>35481
As you're more fully entering, Darkie wanders in, wearing apparently some sweat-pants, carrying a tea-saucer. "Oh. Look who's back!"
As you're more fully entering, Darkie wanders in, wearing apparently some sweat-pants, carrying a tea-saucer. "Oh. Look who's back!"
>>35486
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"
Looks away for a moment
"Only moderately successful....
What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"
Looks away for a moment
"Only moderately successful....
What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
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