This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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>>34882
>dismount
Sure, but to Sneak Attack something by herself, wouldn't she have to leave him alone at a distance, which she wouldn't do..
>dismount
Sure, but to Sneak Attack something by herself, wouldn't she have to leave him alone at a distance, which she wouldn't do..
>>34883
They can be on either side of a road as bandits approach, Trump in the open in the front and her sneaking up on the flank
They can be on either side of a road as bandits approach, Trump in the open in the front and her sneaking up on the flank
It's late. I'm going to bed.
>>34897
Oh, so she has to stay in monstrous form while mounted? It doesn't just require a Control Shape check to evade involuntary transformation?
Alright then, noted for the future.
Also, to fake death, does that require a Bluff check or a perform check?
Oh, so she has to stay in monstrous form while mounted? It doesn't just require a Control Shape check to evade involuntary transformation?
Alright then, noted for the future.
Also, to fake death, does that require a Bluff check or a perform check?
I'm sorry. I can't meta any longer. Passing out.
>>34901
Why would Thez have intervened to save Torcuil, but she didn't give a shit when he shot me, and a while ago, when I asked Thez "can you please stop Torcuil from coming to kill me" she basically responded "don't be afraid of death you coward"?
Why would Thez have intervened to save Torcuil, but she didn't give a shit when he shot me, and a while ago, when I asked Thez "can you please stop Torcuil from coming to kill me" she basically responded "don't be afraid of death you coward"?
>>34901
Can a player make itself appear dead with a bluff check.
I was exhausted, so I had the shitty idea to use her +19 Bluff check to play possum, since a nightmare's flames go out when it dies. It's a retarded idea. I need to sleep...
Can her glasses create an illusion that overshadows the illumination affect?
Can a player make itself appear dead with a bluff check.
I was exhausted, so I had the shitty idea to use her +19 Bluff check to play possum, since a nightmare's flames go out when it dies. It's a retarded idea. I need to sleep...
Can her glasses create an illusion that overshadows the illumination affect?
>>34902
It was a good shot.
There was little time to intervene anyway. Drawing the gun is a free action with those cuff-links.
It was a good shot.
There was little time to intervene anyway. Drawing the gun is a free action with those cuff-links.
>>34906
Being mounted turns her into +1600 pounds of pure sex; she'd have to roll every turn to avoid involuntary transformation, like a werewolf, apparently.
Being mounted turns her into +1600 pounds of pure sex; she'd have to roll every turn to avoid involuntary transformation, like a werewolf, apparently.
Alright, now I'm absolutely going to bed.
>>34907
Think of it as an involuntary response to being so close to Flashy Kun, since you keep insisting on that e_6
Think of it as an involuntary response to being so close to Flashy Kun, since you keep insisting on that e_6
>>34909
A psychosomatic change seems appropriate. It implies that she has the latent power to take that form, but just doesn't have any idea how to use it unless she's in the mood.
>Didn't sleep
A psychosomatic change seems appropriate. It implies that she has the latent power to take that form, but just doesn't have any idea how to use it unless she's in the mood.
>Didn't sleep
>>34912
You're implying that a Divegrass playing Fiend is channeling football energy? Nah, i'd say it's just that she discovers the necessary excitement to attain a complete transformation.
You're implying that a Divegrass playing Fiend is channeling football energy? Nah, i'd say it's just that she discovers the necessary excitement to attain a complete transformation.
>>34913
Hardly. Tracy is an evil of the sort that needs to be either Destroyed or in someway harnessed and controlled. Destruction was not possible or at least not desirable under the circumstances, so a creative method of harnessing is used - make her a paldin's mount, which makes full use of the Jew powers and adds in Elway powers as well
Hardly. Tracy is an evil of the sort that needs to be either Destroyed or in someway harnessed and controlled. Destruction was not possible or at least not desirable under the circumstances, so a creative method of harnessing is used - make her a paldin's mount, which makes full use of the Jew powers and adds in Elway powers as well
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>>34915
>Jew powers
It wasn't all Jewish power. Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of having her take both beakers so she would be neither lawful nor Chaotic from it (because nightmares are neutral), and instead find her create her own form of ebil.
>Jew powers
It wasn't all Jewish power. Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of having her take both beakers so she would be neither lawful nor Chaotic from it (because nightmares are neutral), and instead find her create her own form of ebil.
>>34918
You mean the powers Thez got from that psycho uber-feminist? So you have jew powers and feminist powers?
You mean the powers Thez got from that psycho uber-feminist? So you have jew powers and feminist powers?
>>34922
What about her was feminist? She just seemed like the kind of high-and-mighty, condescending sort of character you'd expect from a literal god.
>You tell me
Alright
*Throws him off her back*
*Sits on*
We on top nao
What about her was feminist? She just seemed like the kind of high-and-mighty, condescending sort of character you'd expect from a literal god.
>You tell me
Alright
*Throws him off her back*
*Sits on*
We on top nao
>>34924
My Character and Infernius had a very long conversation with Thez that you were not present for that explained the Golden Lady
Bad pony
My Character and Infernius had a very long conversation with Thez that you were not present for that explained the Golden Lady
Bad pony
If she has Jew power, can she smell gold and weasle out of tipping at restaurants?
>>34925
>you were not present for
Quick rundown?
*Butt obscures world*
*Tears off shoes and pants*
>>34925
>you were not present for
Quick rundown?
*Butt obscures world*
*Tears off shoes and pants*
>>34926
"Be gentle with those damn it!"
I asked a large number of questions about why the Golden Lady paralyzed Torcuil, Infernius and I, while Tracy and Tay were ignored. The answer was something along the lines of those two responding in a particularly "feminine" form of defiance that she wanted to hear while I attempted to talk my way out and Torcuil and Infernius, while defiant, weren't defiant in quite the right way. She said that in general the golden lady is a sort of upholder of that which is feminine, I guess in the lawful evil sense
>>34927
If i can call a mount I can deflate a mount right?
"Be gentle with those damn it!"
I asked a large number of questions about why the Golden Lady paralyzed Torcuil, Infernius and I, while Tracy and Tay were ignored. The answer was something along the lines of those two responding in a particularly "feminine" form of defiance that she wanted to hear while I attempted to talk my way out and Torcuil and Infernius, while defiant, weren't defiant in quite the right way. She said that in general the golden lady is a sort of upholder of that which is feminine, I guess in the lawful evil sense
>>34927
If i can call a mount I can deflate a mount right?
>>34927
It'll only be that way if he has the gall to resist, but yes.
I'm too exhausted to type it out though. Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time.
>>34928
>Deflate
He'd still have a 1200-1400 pound warhorse on his face, and this position could arguably count as mounted, from a psychosomatic perspective (it's all in her head, after all).
It'll only be that way if he has the gall to resist, but yes.
I'm too exhausted to type it out though. Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time.
>>34928
>Deflate
He'd still have a 1200-1400 pound warhorse on his face, and this position could arguably count as mounted, from a psychosomatic perspective (it's all in her head, after all).
>>34930
She can use her jaws to tear things off, can't she?
She could at least open the armor hatch (all medieval suits of armor have one) for easy access.
She can use her jaws to tear things off, can't she?
She could at least open the armor hatch (all medieval suits of armor have one) for easy access.
>>34935
She's got both his arms, torso, and head pinned under her Yuge-class butt.
..You wanted to see the feminist powers in action...
*Refrains from ripping through suit*
*Carefully unbuttons*
She's got both his arms, torso, and head pinned under her Yuge-class butt.
..You wanted to see the feminist powers in action...
*Refrains from ripping through suit*
*Carefully unbuttons*
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>>34947
No feminism! Do it the way God intended - with the semen in the horse vagina. She can be on top if she wants
No feminism! Do it the way God intended - with the semen in the horse vagina. She can be on top if she wants
>>34948
Alright, you sexist, bigot.
*Turns around and does whatever until her faggot recovers from hibernation, pinning him the whole time*
Goodnight
Alright, you sexist, bigot.
*Turns around and does whatever until her faggot recovers from hibernation, pinning him the whole time*
Goodnight
>*is sat on until passed out*
>*wakes up the next morning in camp*
>*wakes up the next morning in camp*
>>34820
Can I get an answer to that multi-weapon fighting feat?
I want to impale targets three times at once.
Can I get an answer to that multi-weapon fighting feat?
I want to impale targets three times at once.
>>34955
Yes, while it doesn't afford any additional attacks/round, it could enable a simultaneous triple-stab sneak attack.
Yes, while it doesn't afford any additional attacks/round, it could enable a simultaneous triple-stab sneak attack.
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>>34958
As long as the victim is studied for 3 rounds before performing the 3x, the sneak attack (so damage) can also be a death attack (save or die).
As long as the victim is studied for 3 rounds before performing the 3x, the sneak attack (so damage) can also be a death attack (save or die).
>>34959
Does a Death Attack stack with a sneak attack? Do targets still take sneak attack damage if they succeed their saving throws?
Does a Death Attack stack with a sneak attack? Do targets still take sneak attack damage if they succeed their saving throws?
>>34960
It can, yes. Sneak attack by its self is easier to do, but sneak/death attack is perfectly permissible.
It can, yes. Sneak attack by its self is easier to do, but sneak/death attack is perfectly permissible.
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>>34961
Great.
For the sake of range estimate, what kind of monster (hit-dice wise) can she one-shot with a good sneak attack at her level? I just want to figure out what I can hope will die on the first strike.
Great.
For the sake of range estimate, what kind of monster (hit-dice wise) can she one-shot with a good sneak attack at her level? I just want to figure out what I can hope will die on the first strike.
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>>34962
A level 12 rogue can deal 6d6, or about 21 additional damage with a sneak attack. If all three strikes land, that's 63 damage. So you could kill a Torcuil, for example
A level 12 rogue can deal 6d6, or about 21 additional damage with a sneak attack. If all three strikes land, that's 63 damage. So you could kill a Torcuil, for example
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Also, can she go hunting in the morning during the time Trumpaladin is asleep in the cuckshed she built overnight?
Tracy is 1 Blackguard, 1 Assassin, and 14 Rogue yes?
Assuming all three hit it would be: [A+B+C weapon damage (including bonuses)]+45d6, in that each attack (weapon) is a separate sneak attack, gaining the 15d6 damage off the weapon's specific damage.
So lots.
Assuming all three hit it would be: [A+B+C weapon damage (including bonuses)]+45d6, in that each attack (weapon) is a separate sneak attack, gaining the 15d6 damage off the weapon's specific damage.
So lots.
>>34783
tries not to get erect... fails.
>>34772
>>34788
where is infernuis on the list?
>>34785
this.
>>34787
i do.
>>34786
its in my backstory queer.
>>34796
dont feel so down, this is the song i think of when it comes to tracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpt4W7_XNg
>>34810
this.
>>34819
what scimitar?
>>34822
i said i give an infernuis stunner (like stone cold.)
>>34838
if you murder any of my men we will have an issue.
tries not to get erect... fails.
>>34772
>>34788
where is infernuis on the list?
>>34785
this.
>>34787
i do.
>>34786
its in my backstory queer.
>>34796
dont feel so down, this is the song i think of when it comes to tracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpt4W7_XNg
>>34810
this.
>>34819
what scimitar?
>>34822
i said i give an infernuis stunner (like stone cold.)
>>34838
if you murder any of my men we will have an issue.
>>34967
Now where the hell do those numbers come from? The wiki says
The rogue’s attack deals extra damage any time her target would be denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not), or when the rogue flanks her target. This extra damage is 1d6 at 1st level, and it increases by 1d6 every two rogue levels thereafter. Should the rogue score a critical hit with a sneak attack, this extra damage is not multiplied.
Now where the hell do those numbers come from? The wiki says
The rogue’s attack deals extra damage any time her target would be denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not), or when the rogue flanks her target. This extra damage is 1d6 at 1st level, and it increases by 1d6 every two rogue levels thereafter. Should the rogue score a critical hit with a sneak attack, this extra damage is not multiplied.
>>34966
Ponies mouths count as hands for the purpose of holding tools.
The multi-weapon fighting feat allows for characters with three or more "hands" to hold an equal number of weapons without penalty.
>>34967
I think I'll only advance her as a Rogue from now on.. I wanted Aura of Despair, but I think she'll be better off getting to ebin level first, so she can get one of those ebin bonus feats.
>>34968
She'll only murder pirates who cause trouble, alright? She won't touch anyone who might be missed.
>where is Infernuis on the list?
not telling (also, I threw away the key to the point system)I really like your character though
>>34970
How much damage is that per turn?
Ponies mouths count as hands for the purpose of holding tools.
The multi-weapon fighting feat allows for characters with three or more "hands" to hold an equal number of weapons without penalty.
>>34967
I think I'll only advance her as a Rogue from now on.. I wanted Aura of Despair, but I think she'll be better off getting to ebin level first, so she can get one of those ebin bonus feats.
>>34968
She'll only murder pirates who cause trouble, alright? She won't touch anyone who might be missed.
>where is Infernuis on the list?
not telling (also, I threw away the key to the point system)I really like your character though
>>34970
How much damage is that per turn?
>>34971
That would depend on the weapons used (must be piercing), but its that's an increased damage of + 24<x<144 over the modified damage all the combined weapons,... so yeah, murder.
>>34972
There's game. You can hunt if you want, but I'm not gonna do full combat for it. Roll a survival check to catch something.
That would depend on the weapons used (must be piercing), but its that's an increased damage of + 24<x<144 over the modified damage all the combined weapons,... so yeah, murder.
>>34972
There's game. You can hunt if you want, but I'm not gonna do full combat for it. Roll a survival check to catch something.
>>34974
I think you're including the assassin and blackguard levels into it, when only the rogue levels count. It should be 7d6 per attack that lands, for 21d6 if all three land. Also, does she have 12 ranks in rogue and 3 in blackguard or 14 ranks in rogue and 1 in black guard?
I think you're including the assassin and blackguard levels into it, when only the rogue levels count. It should be 7d6 per attack that lands, for 21d6 if all three land. Also, does she have 12 ranks in rogue and 3 in blackguard or 14 ranks in rogue and 1 in black guard?
>>34976
No, assassin also gets sneak damage dice, which expressly stack with rogue sneak.
>levels
That's my one question. I don't remember which.
No, assassin also gets sneak damage dice, which expressly stack with rogue sneak.
>levels
That's my one question. I don't remember which.
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