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>>34877They can dismount
>>34878Fucking Torcuil and his pet fucking things up for us
"That was Torcuil damn it! He attacked! I, by contrast, never break a convanent. I would never do as he did.
After all, you all are so much more valuable to me alive"
>>34882>dismountSure, but to Sneak Attack something by herself, wouldn't she have to leave him alone at a distance, which she wouldn't do..
>>34881She can turn into a heavy warhorse too with a Control Shape check, can't she?
>>34883They can be on either side of a road as bandits approach, Trump in the open in the front and her sneaking up on the flank
>>34885... maybe..
Will we have time to get to any combat tomorrow?
It's late. I'm going to bed.
>>34884Do you mean while mounted?
>>34883Technically, she just has to be behind them or striking from concealment
>>34886Yes
>>34891
Does she need a Concentration check?
>>34894To assume hybrid shape. Does Control Shape require a check every round?
>>34896If you're mounted, which was what we agreed turns her into a cauchemar entirely, yes.
>>34897Oh, so she has to stay in monstrous form while mounted? It doesn't just require a Control Shape check to evade involuntary transformation?
Alright then, noted for the future.
Also, to fake death, does that require a Bluff check or a perform check?
>>34897>>34897But if she stops smoking and flaming, she just looks like a dark blue Shire plow horse in a weird amount of black leather, right?
I'm sorry. I can't meta any longer. Passing out.
>>34898Pick your poison, either one could be put to the dice.
>>34901Why would Thez have intervened to save Torcuil, but she didn't give a shit when he shot me, and a while ago, when I asked Thez "can you please stop Torcuil from coming to kill me" she basically responded "don't be afraid of death you coward"?
>>34901Can a player make itself appear dead with a bluff check.
I was exhausted, so I had the shitty idea to use her +19 Bluff check to play possum, since a nightmare's flames go out when it dies. It's a retarded idea. I need to sleep...Can her glasses create an illusion that overshadows the illumination affect?
>>34902It was a good shot.
There was little time to intervene anyway. Drawing the gun is a free action with those cuff-links.
>>34902Because I told you, it didn't
harm you, it just stung.
>cowardThez is a shitposter
>>34903Sleep, I'll think on it.
>>34905You said before that Tracy can control the smoke and flames at will right?
>>34906Being mounted turns her into +1600 pounds of pure sex; she'd have to roll every turn to avoid involuntary transformation, like a werewolf, apparently.
Alright, now I'm absolutely going to bed.
>>34907Think of it as an involuntary response to being so close to Flashy Kun, since you keep insisting on that e_6
>>34907>+1600 pounds of pure sexOkay, that made me laugh for a solid minute. I remember going through the old threads and seeing "1200 pounds of pure sex" and that was hilarious as well
>>34909So can she not turn fire and smoke off while riding her?
>>34909A psychosomatic change seems appropriate. It implies that she has the latent power to take that form, but just doesn't have any idea how to use it unless she's in the mood.
>Didn't sleep
>>34909>>34911A Paladin's mount gives god tier buffs, so I'm going with "Elway stepped in to channel and maybe add power so she can be full form"
>>34912You're implying that a Divegrass playing Fiend is channeling football energy? Nah, i'd say it's just that she discovers the necessary excitement to attain a complete transformation.
>>34913Hardly. Tracy is an evil of the sort that needs to be either Destroyed or in someway harnessed and controlled. Destruction was not possible or at least not desirable under the circumstances, so a creative method of harnessing is used - make her a paldin's mount, which makes full use of the Jew powers and adds in Elway powers as well
>>34915Gasp! The power to harness the jew!
>>34916It's a pretty Kick Ass deity
>>34915>Jew powersIt wasn't all Jewish power. Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of having her take both beakers so she would be neither lawful nor Chaotic from it (because nightmares are neutral), and instead find her create her own form of ebil.
>>34918You mean the powers Thez got from that psycho uber-feminist? So you have jew powers and feminist powers?
>>34919>Uber-feministWat?
Are there any other fiends Tracy can eat? They can't all be Jewish.
>>34919>>34920What kind of powers does feminism give you?
>>34920Thez's devil sire was the Golden Lady, who is a bitch so feminist she could work in Hollywood. When you take Thez's demon powers, you are taking the Golden Lady's demon powers
>>34921You tell me
>>34922*devil
>>34921Not all devils and fiends are feminists and jews, these ones happen to be.
>>34922What about her was feminist? She just seemed like the kind of high-and-mighty, condescending sort of character you'd expect from a literal god.
>You tell meAlright
*Throws him off her back*
*Sits on*
We on top nao
>>34924My Character and Infernius had a very long conversation with Thez that you were not present for that explained the Golden Lady
Bad pony
If she has Jew power, can she smell gold and weasle out of tipping at restaurants?
>>34925>you were not present forQuick rundown?
*Butt obscures world*
*Tears off shoes and pants*
>>34926"Be gentle with those damn it!"
I asked a large number of questions about why the Golden Lady paralyzed Torcuil, Infernius and I, while Tracy and Tay were ignored. The answer was something along the lines of those two responding in a particularly "feminine" form of defiance that she wanted to hear while I attempted to talk my way out and Torcuil and Infernius, while defiant, weren't defiant in quite the right way. She said that in general the golden lady is a sort of upholder of that which is feminine, I guess in the lawful evil sense
>>34927If i can call a mount I can deflate a mount right?
>>34927It'll only be that way if he has the gall to resist, but yes.
I'm too exhausted to type it out though. Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time.
>>34928>DeflateHe'd still have a 1200-1400 pound warhorse on his face, and this position could arguably count as mounted, from a psychosomatic perspective (it's all in her head, after all).
>>34926Seriously though, Trump is in full plate, and Tracy is sitting on him. Its not as simple as declaring 'ripping his pants off'.
>>34928>deflateAs in dismiss? No.
>>34930She can use her jaws to tear things off, can't she?
She could at least open the armor hatch (all medieval suits of armor have one) for easy access.
>>34929>it's all in her head, after allNo it ain't. A Paladin's mount is a gift from the deity to help him in his quest
>Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole timeLike what could she do?
>>34930I can't dismiss a mount?
>>34931>hatchYes, but there's Korak's pimp suit to contend with in that event.
>>34932Not a
player mount, no
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>>34932I remember at least four verses that included having secks with horses as part of the "Quest".
>>34933... Hypothetically could the Pimp suit be repaired?
>>34933What do I have to roll to get myself out of this? An opposed grapple check? An attack of opportunity? Can I put the helm on?
>>34934Oh don't you dare damage that pimp suit you faggot!
>>34935She's got both his arms, torso, and head pinned under her Yuge-class butt.
..You wanted to see the feminist powers in action...
*Refrains from ripping through suit*
*Carefully unbuttons*
>>34934The pimp suit exceeds anyone's current ability to modify or repair.
>>34935Technically, the whole thing is contestable since no dice have been rolled yet.
>>34936I think she's too big for a successful 69
>>34938Long neck, high dexterity.
>>34937Oh well then he sure as shit better not damage it if we can't even find a tailor for it
>>34937>>34940It can't be tailored? Wasn't it originally made to fit a Dwarf?
>>34937GM, is
>>34939 accurate and Cauchemar tracy could at once sit on a guy's torso but also suck him off?
>>34941I would think a Paladin's mend spell could do something
>>34942Ever seen a horse sit? She could reach.
He should focus on his part, because he's not moving until she's happy.
>>34943I thought that only worked on non-magical objects?
>>34942You seriously want a ruling. Thats not a question, I'm marveling. Since you asked, I wonder if he can stick his head up innit.
>>34944>reachYou're not helping
>>34944....I don't like oral sex
>>34945That was a legit question because I have no idea
>>34946Neither do I. This is feminism.
>>34947No feminism! Do it the way God intended - with the semen in the horse vagina. She can be on top if she wants
>>34946Logistically speaking, yes, she could reach.
I gotta crash, catch you guys later
>>34948Alright, you sexist, bigot.
*Turns around and does whatever until her faggot recovers from hibernation, pinning him the whole time*
Goodnight
>>34950*Is milked by demon horse*
>*is sat on until passed out*
>*wakes up the next morning in camp*
>>34820Can I get an answer to that multi-weapon fighting feat?
I want to impale targets three times at once.
>>34955Yes, while it doesn't afford any additional attacks/round, it could enable a simultaneous triple-stab sneak attack.
>>34956>triple-stab sneak attackThat's all I needed.
Can I make a Triple Death Attack too?
>>34958As long as the victim is studied for 3 rounds before performing the 3x, the sneak attack (so damage) can also be a death attack (save or die).
>>34959Does a Death Attack stack with a sneak attack? Do targets still take sneak attack damage if they succeed their saving throws?
>>34960It can, yes. Sneak attack by its self is easier to do, but sneak/death attack is perfectly permissible.
>>34961Great.
For the sake of range estimate, what kind of monster (hit-dice wise) can she one-shot with a good sneak attack at her level? I just want to figure out what I can hope will die on the first strike.
>>34962A level 12 rogue can deal 6d6, or about 21 additional damage with a sneak attack. If all three strikes land, that's 63 damage. So you could kill a Torcuil, for example
Also, can she go hunting in the morning during the time Trumpaladin is asleep in the cuckshed she built overnight?
>>34961Why would Tracy have three attacks per round? A level 12 rogue only has 2 attacks per round
Tracy is 1 Blackguard, 1 Assassin, and 14 Rogue yes?
Assuming all three hit it would be: [A+B+C weapon damage (including bonuses)]+45d6, in that each attack (weapon) is a separate sneak attack, gaining the 15d6 damage off the weapon's specific damage.
So lots.
>>34783tries not to get erect... fails.>>34772>>34788where is infernuis on the list?
>>34785this.
>>34787i do.
>>34786its in my backstory queer.
>>34796dont feel so down, this is the song i think of when it comes to tracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpt4W7_XNg>>34810this.
>>34819what scimitar?
>>34822i said i give an infernuis stunner (like stone cold.)
>>34838if you murder any of my men we will have an issue.
>>34967Now where the hell do those numbers come from? The wiki says
The rogue’s attack deals extra damage any time her target would be denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not), or when the rogue flanks her target.
This extra damage is 1d6 at 1st level, and it increases by 1d6 every two rogue levels thereafter. Should the rogue score a critical hit with a sneak attack, this extra damage is not multiplied.
>>34969Excuse me, I used the wrong multiples. Yes, it would be 24d6, not 45d
>>34966Ponies mouths count as hands for the purpose of holding tools.
The multi-weapon fighting feat allows for characters with three or more "hands" to hold an equal number of weapons without penalty.
>>34967I think I'll only advance her as a Rogue from now on.. I wanted Aura of Despair, but I think she'll be better off getting to ebin level first, so she can get one of those ebin bonus feats.
>>34968She'll only murder pirates who cause trouble, alright? She won't touch anyone who might be missed.
>where is Infernuis on the list?not telling (also, I threw away the key to the point system)
I really like your character though>>34970How much damage is that per turn?
>>34965Like what kind of game is there in the forest?
What's Trumpaladin's base attack bonus?
>>34971That would depend on the weapons used (must be piercing), but its that's an increased damage of + 24<x<144 over the modified damage all the combined weapons,... so yeah, murder.
>>34972There's game. You can hunt if you want, but I'm not gonna do full combat for it. Roll a survival check to catch something.
>>34974I think you're including the assassin and blackguard levels into it, when only the rogue levels count. It should be 7d6 per attack that lands, for 21d6 if all three land. Also, does she have 12 ranks in rogue and 3 in blackguard or 14 ranks in rogue and 1 in black guard?
[1d20+19 = 30]>>34974*duct-tapes snoring Trumpaladin to back*
Rolling survival
>>34975Is the cumulative the "base"? Or is it just 16 as the base?
>>34976No, assassin also gets sneak damage dice, which expressly stack with rogue sneak.
>levelsThat's my one question. I don't remember which.
[1d20+20 = 30]>>34977Also, Move Silently, so he doesn't wake up.
>>3497716 is the base, and each additional attack gets 5 less for bonus
>>34980Epic prestige classes like Divine Emissary require a 23 base attack bonus. How does one attain that if their attack bonus doesn't increase after 20th level?