So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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There are no breaks on this train!
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*teleports in*
*distributes unmarked cans*
*teleports out*
>do you dare open the cans?
*distributes unmarked cans*
*teleports out*
>do you dare open the cans?
>>33371
"What's this?" Thez taps one of the cans. "Where did these come from?" she positions can 4 smash.
"What's this?" Thez taps one of the cans. "Where did these come from?" she positions can 4 smash.
>>33374
Bantz kills are more figurative. Surely you've seen animes or w/e where characters murder eachother just for keks
Bantz kills are more figurative. Surely you've seen animes or w/e where characters murder eachother just for keks
>>33384
Srsly? This again? Really? Trump, what's your game? Are you deliberately trying to discourage anons from participating, cuz it sure looks that way.
Srsly? This again? Really? Trump, what's your game? Are you deliberately trying to discourage anons from participating, cuz it sure looks that way.
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FUCK THESE FUCKING BANS AND THE FUCKING BITCH WHO GAVE THEM TOO ME
TWO OF THEM
T W O
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TWO OF THEM
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>>33387
Oh hush. If people can attack and kill my character while I'm waiting out walking around and thinking of how to respond to Tracy's faggots post about optimum mount size, then I can use 5 minute bans for fun as well. And fuck anyone who is going to attack me without provication like that
>>33388
Kek
Oh hush. If people can attack and kill my character while I'm waiting out walking around and thinking of how to respond to Tracy's faggots post about optimum mount size, then I can use 5 minute bans for fun as well. And fuck anyone who is going to attack me without provication like that
>>33388
Kek
Okkay, I just gotta say. The bans are kinda fucked up desu. Deleting posts is one thing, but restricting anons is cruel desu.
I'll give Trump a choice; stop with the bans/deletions, OR go Blackguard. I mean, thats SO not Paladin decorum,....
I'll give Trump a choice; stop with the bans/deletions, OR go Blackguard. I mean, thats SO not Paladin decorum,....
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[affectionate monster noises]
*Tongue goes a bit deeper, before retreating*
*Tongue goes a bit deeper, before retreating*
And thus, I walked out to look upon the field where my shitposts grew. But when I arrived I found them barren. The plague of bans had reached me. All the signs where there, the warnings should have let me know. But alas, I did not listen, and now as a punishment, my shitpost field is barren. Eaten away by the endless stomachs of the bans.
I look at the sunset, tears welling in my eyes as I realize my crop has failed. And I whisper a single word....
"Bitch"
I look at the sunset, tears welling in my eyes as I realize my crop has failed. And I whisper a single word....
"Bitch"
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>>33426
"He's adorable!"
*Pat's paladin on the back until he burps*
>tfw libshits' memes actually come in handy
"He's adorable!"
*Pat's paladin on the back until he burps*
>tfw libshits' memes actually come in handy
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>mfw a quick-nerf turned into a story development
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>hacking up blood
>got banned from /mlpol/
>cockroach in room
>my poor kitty had giant ass tick
Can tonight get any worse for me?
This isn't a challenge GM
>>33435
Also, it remind me of an idea I had.
GM, besides fucking Death, what else would Torc have to do for a favor from her?
>got banned from /mlpol/
>cockroach in room
>my poor kitty had giant ass tick
Can tonight get any worse for me?
This isn't a challenge GM
>>33435
Also, it remind me of an idea I had.
GM, besides fucking Death, what else would Torc have to do for a favor from her?
>>33439
*Puts on back*
*Struts about in a regal fashion*
"I can't say I don't appreciate you differently at this size Flashy. I think I could get used to it until you're cured."
[Happy pony noises]
*Puts on back*
*Struts about in a regal fashion*
"I can't say I don't appreciate you differently at this size Flashy. I think I could get used to it until you're cured."
[Happy pony noises]
>>33453
You're seriously gonna go all Saw on your shit, just to get a 'girl's' attention? Thats pretty beta desu
You're seriously gonna go all Saw on your shit, just to get a 'girl's' attention? Thats pretty beta desu
>>33452
Oh hush. Surely you don't think the powers that beat back Hilary's black magic in the 2016 elections were purchased cheaply?
>>33453
I was not talking about my stepdaughter!
>Sacrifice me
Nigger, I'll go blackguard and sacrifice (you) before that will happen
>>33454
He has no idea how to work with girls
Oh hush. Surely you don't think the powers that beat back Hilary's black magic in the 2016 elections were purchased cheaply?
>>33453
I was not talking about my stepdaughter!
>Sacrifice me
Nigger, I'll go blackguard and sacrifice (you) before that will happen
>>33454
He has no idea how to work with girls
>>33457
If Darkie still isn't bored enough to talk, we'll just kill him and let Infernius talk to his corpse.
If Darkie still isn't bored enough to talk, we'll just kill him and let Infernius talk to his corpse.
>>33457
He's been starving for days, stuck in a body-cast. Have you tried talking to him? I mean I know I was unresponsive when he was first revived, but he would've been all cheek then. Now he's had time to 'stew in his juices' (did I mention body-casts don't permit bathroom breaks?)
He's been starving for days, stuck in a body-cast. Have you tried talking to him? I mean I know I was unresponsive when he was first revived, but he would've been all cheek then. Now he's had time to 'stew in his juices' (did I mention body-casts don't permit bathroom breaks?)
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Okay, let me make sure I have this right. I need to:
- Orange-text the escape from Court City
- Prepare/determine what's going to happen with Darkie (but not yet, let him stew)
- Get ahold of death for Torcuil cuz,....
Am I missing anything?
- Orange-text the escape from Court City
- Prepare/determine what's going to happen with Darkie (but not yet, let him stew)
- Get ahold of death for Torcuil cuz,....
Am I missing anything?
>>33469
Well fuck, if you guys don't like the idea of Death I'll not it.
Is there a theme that gives me orange text or do I need to do that code thing?
Well fuck, if you guys don't like the idea of Death I'll not it.
Is there a theme that gives me orange text or do I need to do that code thing?
>>33470
IDK, that was just a warning that if he keeps banning I'll have to get creative. Not that my creativity is that much of a hurdle/threat, given that he's a mod and all, but I am creative enough to make it embarrassing
>inb4 ban
IDK, that was just a warning that if he keeps banning I'll have to get creative. Not that my creativity is that much of a hurdle/threat, given that he's a mod and all, but I am creative enough to make it embarrassing
>inb4 ban
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>>33471
Death isn't a bad idea, I was just surprised that you'd be willing to cut your leg off for Death's help in an interrogation that doesn't require either death or leg-cutting-off. You're welcome to proceed.
Death isn't a bad idea, I was just surprised that you'd be willing to cut your leg off for Death's help in an interrogation that doesn't require either death or leg-cutting-off. You're welcome to proceed.
Source posts:
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3811
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3812
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3814
>>33477
Cuz copy-paste is the "hard way"?
>reeeee
What do you want from me? IMO not 'desu' so yo know I'm serious banning anons is the one thing I won't abide. Deleted posts can be re-posted, screen-capped, or w/e but bans only cause entropy and salt.
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3811
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3812
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3814
>>33477
Cuz copy-paste is the "hard way"?
>reeeee
What do you want from me? IMO not 'desu' so yo know I'm serious banning anons is the one thing I won't abide. Deleted posts can be re-posted, screen-capped, or w/e but bans only cause entropy and salt.
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>>33485
>entropy and salt
So does shooting a player character who has done absolutely nothing against the person in question while faggot is waiting for a new thread and walking
>entropy and salt
So does shooting a player character who has done absolutely nothing against the person in question while faggot is waiting for a new thread and walking
>>33495
No, it was a random brit picked up from /mlp/ or /qa/ or /trash/ or somewhere who was trolling the people in the anon filly thread
No, it was a random brit picked up from /mlp/ or /qa/ or /trash/ or somewhere who was trolling the people in the anon filly thread
>>33496
>I did nothing wrong
You initiated secks, in the middle of a dungeon.
Not that Tracy was bothered by it.
>I did nothing wrong
You initiated secks, in the middle of a dungeon.
Not that Tracy was bothered by it.
>>33500
It's not. But again, it was meme-tier.
He could've been revived 5 minutes later, because reasons.
It's not. But again, it was meme-tier.
He could've been revived 5 minutes later, because reasons.
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Alright you loveable faggots, I have to crash so I can get up early to call in sick to work. Try not to drive each-other off in the meantime? You already scared off Ebin,.... Xp
We have Pink Text now!
P.S. No Trumps were harmed during the shooting in the head.
He's still chibi though
He's still chibi though
>>33519
I didn't say Trump wasn't shot in the head, I said he wasn't harmed by it. It still hurt like a bitch.
testing
I didn't say Trump wasn't shot in the head, I said he wasn't harmed by it. It still hurt like a bitch.
testing
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>>33534
>regrets not buffing kitty with bull's strength
She's got a +18 on that first attack, and I think +13 on all of the remainder. He has almost no armor, so an AC of like 15. I think that means every strike hits
>regrets not buffing kitty with bull's strength
She's got a +18 on that first attack, and I think +13 on all of the remainder. He has almost no armor, so an AC of like 15. I think that means every strike hits
>>33542
Should Torcuil be finished off or left bleeding? No way in hell he'd succeed in a concentration check for spell casting that round
Should Torcuil be finished off or left bleeding? No way in hell he'd succeed in a concentration check for spell casting that round
>>33543
GM isn't here, so best to assume it's left at "Torc got bitten and clawed really badly", for now.
GM isn't here, so best to assume it's left at "Torc got bitten and clawed really badly", for now.
[2d6+5 = 15]
[2d6+5 = 12]
[2d6+10 = 14]
>>33551
>Rolled a 20
That last hit should be rolled again for the possibility of double damage, but you've got like only 21 HP before you are dead and 11 before you are unconcious, so I'll wait
[2d6+5 = 12]
[2d6+10 = 14]
>>33551
>Rolled a 20
That last hit should be rolled again for the possibility of double damage, but you've got like only 21 HP before you are dead and 11 before you are unconcious, so I'll wait
>tfw trump banned me for 24 hours
serously fuck you trump i hope you get raped by a pack of communist niggers catch aids and die, also im quitting this fucking site because the ucking mods are no better than 4cuck.
serously fuck you trump i hope you get raped by a pack of communist niggers catch aids and die, also im quitting this fucking site because the ucking mods are no better than 4cuck.
All I have ever wanted out of you people while trying to play a damn game is to be left alone. Instead, you fuckers all shoot me, steal from me, attack me, and attack my cat. Fuck you all
>>33570
you attack torc almost daily, and you expect me to not do anything? i stop evil i dont go along with it.
you attack torc almost daily, and you expect me to not do anything? i stop evil i dont go along with it.
>>33571
No I don't you imbecilic fuck. This is literally the first time ever that I attacked Torcuil, and this after he fucking shot me.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. If you try to stop me after that, then (you) are evil
\r
No I don't you imbecilic fuck. This is literally the first time ever that I attacked Torcuil, and this after he fucking shot me.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. If you try to stop me after that, then (you) are evil
\r
>>33572
oh trump please give me back that potion you STOLE from me
fuck you stop attacking me.poceds to attack torc for no reason
oy vey goyim You are the evil one.
oh trump please give me back that potion you STOLE from me
fuck you stop attacking me.poceds to attack torc for no reason
oy vey goyim You are the evil one.
>>33570
Everyone else is able to resolve their issues through gameplay and bantz. Why do you have to delet/ban things to handle your shit?
Everyone else is able to resolve their issues through gameplay and bantz. Why do you have to delet/ban things to handle your shit?
>>33581
>Ganged up
I didn't do shit, and maybe people wouldn't be so eager to do so if you didn't ban them all the time.
>Ganged up
I didn't do shit, and maybe people wouldn't be so eager to do so if you didn't ban them all the time.
>>33588
That's beside the point.
You take this game so fucking personally that you can't bear to "lose" at anything so much that you resort to banning/deleting things just because it makes you feel superior, and it spoils the fun for everyone else.
That's beside the point.
You take this game so fucking personally that you can't bear to "lose" at anything so much that you resort to banning/deleting things just because it makes you feel superior, and it spoils the fun for everyone else.
>>33589
Why do you take the deletions so personally? It doesn't stop you.
I want to not be shot for no reason at all, and I want to be left alone to duel players when that needs to happen. And it's no fucking fun for me when that isn't allowed
Why do you take the deletions so personally? It doesn't stop you.
I want to not be shot for no reason at all, and I want to be left alone to duel players when that needs to happen. And it's no fucking fun for me when that isn't allowed
>deletions
They're annoying, disruptive, and downright insulting. Stop trying to erase everything you don't like.
They're annoying, disruptive, and downright insulting. Stop trying to erase everything you don't like.
>>33593
Sure, just don't attack me when I am not asking for it and let me duel when that needs to happen
Sure, just don't attack me when I am not asking for it and let me duel when that needs to happen
>>33596
If you are going to use the "anything I want to" logic, why shouldn't I do the same right back at you? That's how image boards work, isn't it?
If you are going to use the "anything I want to" logic, why shouldn't I do the same right back at you? That's how image boards work, isn't it?
>>33597
Yeah, within the fucking game.
If you just ban Anons for no other reason than that you want to, everyone will just get pissed off and leave, just like what happened to /mlp/.
Yeah, within the fucking game.
If you just ban Anons for no other reason than that you want to, everyone will just get pissed off and leave, just like what happened to /mlp/.
I don't have time to deal with this horseshit. See y'all later, maybe
I'm a maybe as well. I wish I had more self control than I do.
I just want to say Fuck you GM. None of this would have happened had you not actively, explicitly, and deliberately abetted it. No one wanted the players to attack each other except you. None of us had any reason to be strongly mad at each other. YOU caused this
\r
I just want to say Fuck you GM. None of this would have happened had you not actively, explicitly, and deliberately abetted it. No one wanted the players to attack each other except you. None of us had any reason to be strongly mad at each other. YOU caused this
\r
>>33601
What is your problem?! Nobody else had a problem with the characters attacking each other. It was stated that the purpose of the Entertron so that all the characters could explode and dismember each other like Looney Toons, and still go back to adventuring like nothing ever fucking happened. Infernius ate my character's eyeball; I lit his on fire: Nobody but you ever took it so personally, because IT'S ALL IMAGINARY! You get so butthurt about imaginary stuff that happens in game that you resort to retaliating outside of the game through abuse of moderation, and you do it at the risk of the future of not only The Game but the site as well, all because you can't handle the bantz!
Fuck you!
What is your problem?! Nobody else had a problem with the characters attacking each other. It was stated that the purpose of the Entertron so that all the characters could explode and dismember each other like Looney Toons, and still go back to adventuring like nothing ever fucking happened. Infernius ate my character's eyeball; I lit his on fire: Nobody but you ever took it so personally, because IT'S ALL IMAGINARY! You get so butthurt about imaginary stuff that happens in game that you resort to retaliating outside of the game through abuse of moderation, and you do it at the risk of the future of not only The Game but the site as well, all because you can't handle the bantz!
Fuck you!
>>33604
Well, I guess it's my time to ride off into the sunset
Perhaps in a future version of the game, a party going east may come across the MAGA hat wearing black guard. The one with no formal name, but who rides (and sleeps with) a fiendish black horse. Whp has an undead vice-president as a servant. He carries a magic and cursed Warhammer, one like those of the ancient devils who destroyed your old world, and whom you thought you'd escaped. And he's rumored to have not one, but two suits of armor
Well, I guess it's my time to ride off into the sunset
Perhaps in a future version of the game, a party going east may come across the MAGA hat wearing black guard. The one with no formal name, but who rides (and sleeps with) a fiendish black horse. Whp has an undead vice-president as a servant. He carries a magic and cursed Warhammer, one like those of the ancient devils who destroyed your old world, and whom you thought you'd escaped. And he's rumored to have not one, but two suits of armor
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>mfw
>Tfw
>Tfw
I has sad nao...
Oh well.. The Game was supposed to be on recess this week, with just bantz and shitposting in between.. Idk how long the "recess" will last now though..
I got mad because reasons.. but I still want to play again.. Even if some players want to take a long break..
Oh well.. The Game was supposed to be on recess this week, with just bantz and shitposting in between.. Idk how long the "recess" will last now though..
I got mad because reasons.. but I still want to play again.. Even if some players want to take a long break..
Thez walks up to Trump and looks him up and down, the expression on her face is a completely blank and emotionless stare. She hits him with a Stunning Fist and removes the Girdle of Giant's strength. She hits him again, and then takes Sugoito. "You can have them back later if you want them."
She then walks up to Infernius, and takes the modified Glaive. After a moment of fiddling with the fittings and rivets, she removes the bladed head, leaving her bare staff once again. She throws the blades aside, which sink into a nearby wall. Unbuckling a few straps from the Glider-harness, the wings fall to the floor.
She then walks to the sout-west door, kicks it open, and <whoooof>.
She then walks up to Infernius, and takes the modified Glaive. After a moment of fiddling with the fittings and rivets, she removes the bladed head, leaving her bare staff once again. She throws the blades aside, which sink into a nearby wall. Unbuckling a few straps from the Glider-harness, the wings fall to the floor.
She then walks to the sout-west door, kicks it open, and <whoooof>.
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>>33609
Awww fuck.
Well, he's gone for the fucking month.
Whoopty-fucking-doo, that doesn't do anything but make me even more pissed.
Awww fuck.
Well, he's gone for the fucking month.
Whoopty-fucking-doo, that doesn't do anything but make me even more pissed.
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I hope the joy comes back to the game, and that this storm can pass.
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>>33624
Fair point, I can accept that
But him banning himself was a retarded pity move to get him out of discussing the topic
Fair point, I can accept that
But him banning himself was a retarded pity move to get him out of discussing the topic
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>>33601
You can criticize me all you want. I'm not faultless in all this, and I admit to having goaded several parties throughout the process of this downward spiral. As far as not attacking eachother "except me", I find that to be an unsupportable claim. As far as not having had any reason to be strongly mad at eachother, I likewise find that to be unsupportable. As to "me" causing this, again I have some admitted culpability but to claim that I caused this is at least a stretch and at most an exercise in blame shifting.
Let us first indicate that aside from some shit-posting and haxx usage (the stones) no one has ever died in this game. No one. In fact, the most grievous injuries sustained were by Thez and Lenos, who tore at eachother over a bet that Lenos rigged. You can say "both were controlled by you at the time and throughout" and that is correct, but my portrayal of Lenos is/was both accurate and consistent and was later confirmed/validated by Lenos' player. By goading players to attack one another, I was hoping that players might realize "hey, its not the end of the world if we get beaten about a bit, even if its us beating eachother about". As Tracy's player pointed out, there's the Entertron, as well as the spell-casting ability of Trump, Infernius, and Torcuil, which can undo pretty much anyone so maligned.
Tl;dr Its a fucking game. I have a hard time believing that anyone ITT has never died in a game and kept on playing in spite of it, multi-player or no.
As for players who are contemplating quitting and/or not participating - either entirely or in a gameplay sense - take your time and don't feel compelled. This has been the longest running, as well as the most constant and continuous (as in, both overall duration, and density of play during that duration) RP game of any sort I have ever seen, excluding shit like WOW, Everquest, etc. That its been almost entirely text/post-based is to everyone's credit, and no matter how things progress (if) I can state unequivocally that everyone has been phenomenal.
You can criticize me all you want. I'm not faultless in all this, and I admit to having goaded several parties throughout the process of this downward spiral. As far as not attacking eachother "except me", I find that to be an unsupportable claim. As far as not having had any reason to be strongly mad at eachother, I likewise find that to be unsupportable. As to "me" causing this, again I have some admitted culpability but to claim that I caused this is at least a stretch and at most an exercise in blame shifting.
Let us first indicate that aside from some shit-posting and haxx usage (the stones) no one has ever died in this game. No one. In fact, the most grievous injuries sustained were by Thez and Lenos, who tore at eachother over a bet that Lenos rigged. You can say "both were controlled by you at the time and throughout" and that is correct, but my portrayal of Lenos is/was both accurate and consistent and was later confirmed/validated by Lenos' player. By goading players to attack one another, I was hoping that players might realize "hey, its not the end of the world if we get beaten about a bit, even if its us beating eachother about". As Tracy's player pointed out, there's the Entertron, as well as the spell-casting ability of Trump, Infernius, and Torcuil, which can undo pretty much anyone so maligned.
Tl;dr Its a fucking game. I have a hard time believing that anyone ITT has never died in a game and kept on playing in spite of it, multi-player or no.
As for players who are contemplating quitting and/or not participating - either entirely or in a gameplay sense - take your time and don't feel compelled. This has been the longest running, as well as the most constant and continuous (as in, both overall duration, and density of play during that duration) RP game of any sort I have ever seen, excluding shit like WOW, Everquest, etc. That its been almost entirely text/post-based is to everyone's credit, and no matter how things progress (if) I can state unequivocally that everyone has been phenomenal.
*contemplates the fragility of existence*
I still want to play...
I still want to play...
>>33578
Nobully, but I hope that you're like me and that after making a declaration of departure from wherever, you can't resist the temptation to peek back and see what the outcome was.
If you wish to quit the game/site as you've indicated, let me just state that your participation has been irreplaceable. All the Thez/Infernius stuff (which I'll get to) aside, your character portrayal made Infernius 'real' and 'tangible', to the point where years from now I will make numerous references to "A minotaur character who...." in whatever game I find myself running or playing in. Top marks.
>>33609
On the subject of "my fault", you're right for a big reason, but not the reason you may be thinking. Trump's portrayal has been very non-paladin for the majority of the time, and I've turned a blind eye to it because I'm a bit of a softy towards players. For one it amused me (though not always) and for two it fit with the "Random FFA" atmosphere that the game is supposed to have. When watching those "How to B betterer GM/Player", I kept noticing how the absolute devotion to the established rules was purported to be paramount, suggesting that doing so would avoid friction and strife. I felt/feel that being more permissive to players - especially players less familiar with the rules and game 'engine' - makes for a more inclusive, less serious, and overall more enjoyable experience, especially given the image-board nature of this interaction. So yes, among the faults I have displayed, allowing players to run more free than the rules allow is one of them.
>>33621
You,... you're good you. We haven't had the chance to develop your character mostly cuz timezones and shit. The first week of January I'll be working on an alternate shift schedule, and will be available during hours that more fit your situation. I hope that this will be,... maybe not resolved, but perhaps somewhat repaired by then.
>>33622
This gives me mixed feelings. On the one hand I feel the same way (in several contexts), on the other hand I am actually quite pleased to see Tracy Cage - as a player controlled character and as an OC idea - showing attachment and fondness for others. I mean, from what I've gathered about the OC, Tracy isn't exactly fond of anyone, and is entirely a loner. TO see her saddened by the thought of being alone is bittersweet desu.
>>33623
>>33626
I think that would be an exercise in futility. If he chooses to return, or keep his distance entirely, that's his choice and I respect it. I truly wish him the best. I hope that the past few months have amped up his creative juices, such that he may reign terror down on illegals and criminals with newfound enthusiasm and innovative ability, and if we never hear from Trump again, please know and understand; he will be missed, and like with Infernius, I'll be sharing anecdotes in the future about "Paladin Trump" and his exploits.
>>33628
Thank you. I'll be wracking my brain for several hours, days, and perhaps weeks to try and figure out how to make that happen, consistent (or not-so) with the story.
Nobully, but I hope that you're like me and that after making a declaration of departure from wherever, you can't resist the temptation to peek back and see what the outcome was.
If you wish to quit the game/site as you've indicated, let me just state that your participation has been irreplaceable. All the Thez/Infernius stuff (which I'll get to) aside, your character portrayal made Infernius 'real' and 'tangible', to the point where years from now I will make numerous references to "A minotaur character who...." in whatever game I find myself running or playing in. Top marks.
>>33609
On the subject of "my fault", you're right for a big reason, but not the reason you may be thinking. Trump's portrayal has been very non-paladin for the majority of the time, and I've turned a blind eye to it because I'm a bit of a softy towards players. For one it amused me (though not always) and for two it fit with the "Random FFA" atmosphere that the game is supposed to have. When watching those "How to B betterer GM/Player", I kept noticing how the absolute devotion to the established rules was purported to be paramount, suggesting that doing so would avoid friction and strife. I felt/feel that being more permissive to players - especially players less familiar with the rules and game 'engine' - makes for a more inclusive, less serious, and overall more enjoyable experience, especially given the image-board nature of this interaction. So yes, among the faults I have displayed, allowing players to run more free than the rules allow is one of them.
>>33621
You,... you're good you. We haven't had the chance to develop your character mostly cuz timezones and shit. The first week of January I'll be working on an alternate shift schedule, and will be available during hours that more fit your situation. I hope that this will be,... maybe not resolved, but perhaps somewhat repaired by then.
>>33622
This gives me mixed feelings. On the one hand I feel the same way (in several contexts), on the other hand I am actually quite pleased to see Tracy Cage - as a player controlled character and as an OC idea - showing attachment and fondness for others. I mean, from what I've gathered about the OC, Tracy isn't exactly fond of anyone, and is entirely a loner. TO see her saddened by the thought of being alone is bittersweet desu.
>>33623
>>33626
I think that would be an exercise in futility. If he chooses to return, or keep his distance entirely, that's his choice and I respect it. I truly wish him the best. I hope that the past few months have amped up his creative juices, such that he may reign terror down on illegals and criminals with newfound enthusiasm and innovative ability, and if we never hear from Trump again, please know and understand; he will be missed, and like with Infernius, I'll be sharing anecdotes in the future about "Paladin Trump" and his exploits.
>>33628
Thank you. I'll be wracking my brain for several hours, days, and perhaps weeks to try and figure out how to make that happen, consistent (or not-so) with the story.
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>>33629
Well I'll be out for a while.. I have a whole bunch of things in meatspace to handle...
I'll still check in on whatever you post here, probably..
Well I'll be out for a while.. I have a whole bunch of things in meatspace to handle...
I'll still check in on whatever you post here, probably..
>>33636
The next bit will take me some time, as I'm not finished processing and analyzing, let alone trying to spit it out coherently.
The next bit will take me some time, as I'm not finished processing and analyzing, let alone trying to spit it out coherently.
>>33636
One of the things I noticed early on when playing on-board is that the separation of players allowed me to identify with characters more than live/in-person gaming. With the ability to visualize the characters being limited only to input and not interactive human elements, the characters in a way became more authentic even if that authenticity was largely biased by my own understanding of the archetypes and symbols. Basically, I could identify with the characters more because I was interpreting them based on my ability to understand the motivations and actions intuitively and not exhaustively declared or discussed. This led me to develop an attachment to each character individually, as well as the group, as each character represents fundamental dispositions in humans generally and individuals specifically. This led me to develop the interest in seeing characters able to express themselves less restrictively and more freely. I haven't checked the logs, but the only times I recall taking offense at player actions is when they infringed on others, in a meta sense. Specific to Tracy, I particularly identify with her character, in that she has alot in common with Thez. I hope your reasons for playing a dark/edgy character are not comparable to my reasons for playing mine, but seeing Tracy open up did give me a sense of satisfaction I hadn't anticipated.
Which of course brings me to the elephant in the room. Thez. This campaign was created and developed for countless reasons, but Thez is a big one. I've previously blog-posted details about her origins (both in-game and not) and I won't belabor the point with more. That she is an individuated aspect of my own psychological expression is unusual in the least; that purposes and benefits of the game have grown and increased is obvious, but so to is the fact that I just wanted a place to let her play, and that she made allies and friends brought out elements of me which had either atrophied, or had all-but died off entirely. At the beginning, Thez was and had always been aloof, detached, a bit playful but in a dismissive sense, and a shameless rapist. Through interactions with Tracy and Infernius in particular - not dismissing or disregarding Trump or Torcuil - and the story that developed, I found her motivations and interests changing. Tracy was kind of like a sister to her, and Infernius,... well I'm still getting to that. Beyond my own attachment/appreciation of the characters, Thez did too and moreso, which was completely unexpected and threw me for a loop on more than one occasion. As a character and as a dissociated identity she literally shifted alignment, because players and characters became important to her. In many ways, Thez was the embodiment of black-pills, but in all the to-do that has gone on she expressed happiness and joy and excitement for the first time ever.
Yes, there's still more.
One of the things I noticed early on when playing on-board is that the separation of players allowed me to identify with characters more than live/in-person gaming. With the ability to visualize the characters being limited only to input and not interactive human elements, the characters in a way became more authentic even if that authenticity was largely biased by my own understanding of the archetypes and symbols. Basically, I could identify with the characters more because I was interpreting them based on my ability to understand the motivations and actions intuitively and not exhaustively declared or discussed. This led me to develop an attachment to each character individually, as well as the group, as each character represents fundamental dispositions in humans generally and individuals specifically. This led me to develop the interest in seeing characters able to express themselves less restrictively and more freely. I haven't checked the logs, but the only times I recall taking offense at player actions is when they infringed on others, in a meta sense. Specific to Tracy, I particularly identify with her character, in that she has alot in common with Thez. I hope your reasons for playing a dark/edgy character are not comparable to my reasons for playing mine, but seeing Tracy open up did give me a sense of satisfaction I hadn't anticipated.
Which of course brings me to the elephant in the room. Thez. This campaign was created and developed for countless reasons, but Thez is a big one. I've previously blog-posted details about her origins (both in-game and not) and I won't belabor the point with more. That she is an individuated aspect of my own psychological expression is unusual in the least; that purposes and benefits of the game have grown and increased is obvious, but so to is the fact that I just wanted a place to let her play, and that she made allies and friends brought out elements of me which had either atrophied, or had all-but died off entirely. At the beginning, Thez was and had always been aloof, detached, a bit playful but in a dismissive sense, and a shameless rapist. Through interactions with Tracy and Infernius in particular - not dismissing or disregarding Trump or Torcuil - and the story that developed, I found her motivations and interests changing. Tracy was kind of like a sister to her, and Infernius,... well I'm still getting to that. Beyond my own attachment/appreciation of the characters, Thez did too and moreso, which was completely unexpected and threw me for a loop on more than one occasion. As a character and as a dissociated identity she literally shifted alignment, because players and characters became important to her. In many ways, Thez was the embodiment of black-pills, but in all the to-do that has gone on she expressed happiness and joy and excitement for the first time ever.
Yes, there's still more.
Torcuil's presence/participation was very mentoring for her, as he's a character who had experienced significant and damaging trauma, but had led him to a completely contrary disposition. Thez knows that Torcuil's attitude is more conducive for social acceptability and that's part of the reason she was not want to be less contrarian in general form, which was always a self-defense mechanism to avoid being attached and/or involved with others, in game or out.
Trump was very much - not universally but as far as the party dynamic - the villain to her, in that he always seemed to be making demands or generally dictate either to the party or to the NPC society. He was not always this way, but that was the overall impression he made, which touched several nerves for me on several occasions as his behavior and demeanor triggered memories of experiences which led me to develop Thez to the degree that she was Thez. Before many long changes and developments, Thez was Gilana "my Dwelf bitch", and the refinements and gameplay that made her into Thez were a parallel of my personal shifting of subconscious/unconscious motivations and responses (whether recent or distant) into conscious ones (read: long-overdue sorting). As a result of all that, Trump often infuriated her and me, resulting in behaviors which I recognize in hindsight were in error, not that that excuses anything.
At the same time, I identify with Trump in his insistence, resolve, and lack of restraint when asserting himself as either the authority or as an authority participating amongst more-or-less authoritative individuals. He is very much like myself when operating in a professional capacity, and he is also very much like individuals I have both hated and also learned greatly from, even if I curse their names to this day (no, Barry is not one of them).
Trump was very much - not universally but as far as the party dynamic - the villain to her, in that he always seemed to be making demands or generally dictate either to the party or to the NPC society. He was not always this way, but that was the overall impression he made, which touched several nerves for me on several occasions as his behavior and demeanor triggered memories of experiences which led me to develop Thez to the degree that she was Thez. Before many long changes and developments, Thez was Gilana "my Dwelf bitch", and the refinements and gameplay that made her into Thez were a parallel of my personal shifting of subconscious/unconscious motivations and responses (whether recent or distant) into conscious ones (read: long-overdue sorting). As a result of all that, Trump often infuriated her and me, resulting in behaviors which I recognize in hindsight were in error, not that that excuses anything.
At the same time, I identify with Trump in his insistence, resolve, and lack of restraint when asserting himself as either the authority or as an authority participating amongst more-or-less authoritative individuals. He is very much like myself when operating in a professional capacity, and he is also very much like individuals I have both hated and also learned greatly from, even if I curse their names to this day (no, Barry is not one of them).
When I started this game, what I wanted perhaps the most was a second start on this side of the Internet. I wanted to escape my discord username. To me, it represented everything I was and accomplished since I started in late April. And I didn't like it. I didn't like me, who I was, or what I had done in the intervening months. So I was happy to come here starting on a clean slate - except of course that I wanted to draw from my infamy as waifu thief, where I had been happy to play the villain.
But unsurprisingly, a change of nane changed nothing. The person I hated over the summer was not changed with a name change. I fell into all of the same faults, all of the sane errors, and arguably worse habits. I had failed. I have failed.
I love you all though, and I wish it were not as it is. I am sorry, GM. I am sorry Tracy's faggot. I am sorry Infernius's faggot. And I'm sorry even to Torcuil's faggot. I would say more, but I don't think my words have meaning
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But unsurprisingly, a change of nane changed nothing. The person I hated over the summer was not changed with a name change. I fell into all of the same faults, all of the sane errors, and arguably worse habits. I had failed. I have failed.
I love you all though, and I wish it were not as it is. I am sorry, GM. I am sorry Tracy's faggot. I am sorry Infernius's faggot. And I'm sorry even to Torcuil's faggot. I would say more, but I don't think my words have meaning
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My gaming experience has been that players can and will always act in an unpredictable manner, necessitating a fluidity and agility in the progression of the gameplay story. That experience did not sufficiently prepare me mentally for the degree that this party has defied expectation. I've spent more hours concocting effective explanations and etymological structures, possible encounters, dialogue, etc. - the bulk of which would never have seen the light of day anyhow - which ended up crumpled up in a metaphorically piling-over trash can than I could ever have imagined. Thats not a criticism, or a lecturing statement, its a credit to the ingenuity, creativity, and authenticity of the players and characters here. I revel (mostly, there have been a few oversized-anime, behind-the-head teardrops) in working to develop the structure so that it makes some sense, while engaging in mental gymnastics to respond to character actions in the moment. To say that this game has helped me to evolve as an individual creatively and meditatively (and psychologically Xp) is the understatement of the year, and that's after/alongside the countless developments I've made in and around Mlpol in general, from Apr 1st onwards. This game has resulted in an observable/tangible shift in disposition and overall demeanor which has been observed and commented on by my friends, associates, and colleagues, and I'll be forever grateful for that even if the game grinds to a halt (which, I hope it doesn't). This game literally makes less desirable aspects of living in this world - with all the red and blackpills I've swallowed over the years - worth it to a degree that leaving it (especially in the midst of an unresolved conflict) often results in a feeling of extreme depression, which I am also able to observe and address all thanks to everyone participating as they have.
Yep, still more to come.
Yep, still more to come.
>>33641
And without knowing it, you've hit on another element which I might not have thought to address. I know these text-walls are awfully blog-posty, but I'm not going to assume to speak for anyone else so that's that.
With the advent and development of Mlpol, I've been saying "I love you" to anons who I'll never meet, in the sense of "You guys are great, I like being around and interacting with you in a digital sense". Its been years since the last time I even thought the words, let alone expressed them, outside my individual partnership and that with my cats. With those anons in this thread, I can unreservedly say "I love you", to a degree of sincerity that invokes a sadness that I may never meet you in person. While I know very little about your personal circumstances, I do care about your personal success and think about you - especially you Trump, who I am overjoyed at the thought of you becoming a successful and effective prosecutor/deportation-advocate - often and fondly as I spend hours each day working my own profession and mentally neglecting it to contemplate the game.
Tl;dr Your words do have meaning, and seeing you exclude yourself - though I hope doing so is precisely what you need and enables you to succeed better in relation to whatever obligations/aspirations you are tending to - makes me sad. I hope you will come back, but until then, gambatte.
And without knowing it, you've hit on another element which I might not have thought to address. I know these text-walls are awfully blog-posty, but I'm not going to assume to speak for anyone else so that's that.
With the advent and development of Mlpol, I've been saying "I love you" to anons who I'll never meet, in the sense of "You guys are great, I like being around and interacting with you in a digital sense". Its been years since the last time I even thought the words, let alone expressed them, outside my individual partnership and that with my cats. With those anons in this thread, I can unreservedly say "I love you", to a degree of sincerity that invokes a sadness that I may never meet you in person. While I know very little about your personal circumstances, I do care about your personal success and think about you - especially you Trump, who I am overjoyed at the thought of you becoming a successful and effective prosecutor/deportation-advocate - often and fondly as I spend hours each day working my own profession and mentally neglecting it to contemplate the game.
Tl;dr Your words do have meaning, and seeing you exclude yourself - though I hope doing so is precisely what you need and enables you to succeed better in relation to whatever obligations/aspirations you are tending to - makes me sad. I hope you will come back, but until then, gambatte.
I has sad...
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>>33646
Don't remind me, I'll get to that bit in a minute after I finish some meat-space stuff and do an in-game explain of how Thez is gonna get the party out of this,... nobully but that's a a particularly lethal set of circumstances that have been engendered.
Don't remind me, I'll get to that bit in a minute after I finish some meat-space stuff and do an in-game explain of how Thez is gonna get the party out of this,... nobully but that's a a particularly lethal set of circumstances that have been engendered.
Alright. To start this off, I'll say I am not sure that Fae would respond to Trump's directives in the manner that she did, but there are several reasons why she would. Beyond that, Fae's onslaught would have been sufficient to take him down, though had I been present Thez would have jumped in on Torcuil's behalf. Its a sticky situation that can't be undone by GM edit so I'll just let it have played out as it did and, though NOT without misgivings, I'll say that Thez was distracted examining the room and looking/thinking of a way out of the situation and couldn't respond quickly enough (both from shock and disbelief). In response to the situation (more to the meta than the actual gameplay desu, she's detachedly watched characters kill eachother before since she knows party-infighting death is far from final in this world) she grabbed what she felt she needed and went about it the only way she knew how: tactically, surgically, head on, and on her own. She knows that undead have particular abilities and skills which can have a lasting effect on a character's death, so to avoid the possibility of any of happening - as this was most assuredly a trap - she also knew it was formulated without appreciating her skills and abilities, especially when she's serious,... which she is deadly so at the moment.
And so, she kicked in the south-west door and wasted no time taking full advantage of some of her abilities/tools which the party has seen and knows, as well as a few others she's been saving "for a rainy day". As the door swung shut behind her, the GM smiles wryly, as she completely failed to notice that the modified Glaive stuck in the rock, and the party could have dug their way out with it.
A while passes, almost entirely soundlessly, except for an occasional and highly muffled 'thud' being detectable from another area.
And so, she kicked in the south-west door and wasted no time taking full advantage of some of her abilities/tools which the party has seen and knows, as well as a few others she's been saving "for a rainy day". As the door swung shut behind her, the GM smiles wryly, as she completely failed to notice that the modified Glaive stuck in the rock, and the party could have dug their way out with it.
A while passes, almost entirely soundlessly, except for an occasional and highly muffled 'thud' being detectable from another area.
>>33652
The edges are the only part she cares about. I was going to have her do it anyway; themood just wasn't right...
The edges are the only part she cares about. I was going to have her do it anyway; themood just wasn't right...
>>33653
Can has, those blades have been with Thez for fucking ever - including some bad memories - which is part of the reason she tried to give them to Tracy previously
Can has, those blades have been with Thez for fucking ever - including some bad memories - which is part of the reason she tried to give them to Tracy previously
And since I'm being all transparency, those blades were originally one blade, which was broken early on when Thez went to bad places.
>>33641
Ah fucking hell, I forgive you.
I love you to, and I guess fighting will be a part of this game. As long as we come come teoa resolution I guess we'll be fine. No homo but seriously
>>33630
Plz gib more adorable ass shit
>>33640
>people actually like my character
HORRAY I HAVEN'T FAILED
>>33644
>and on that day, manly tears where shed
Y'all are fucking fun ass group. I don't wanna see us get torn apart over some shitty ideas...
ESPECIALLY MY shitty ideas
Ah fucking hell, I forgive you.
I love you to, and I guess fighting will be a part of this game. As long as we come come teoa resolution I guess we'll be fine. No homo but seriously
>>33630
Plz gib more adorable ass shit
>>33640
>people actually like my character
HORRAY I HAVEN'T FAILED
>>33644
>and on that day, manly tears where shed
Y'all are fucking fun ass group. I don't wanna see us get torn apart over some shitty ideas...
ESPECIALLY MY shitty ideas
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>>33662
You, I've been hoping you might show, if just for a bit. Don't go anywhere if you don't mind me saying.
>>33661
I haven't explained why yet, but yes, the next part involves everyone getting out of Court City and making their way back to the Tower. Thez will have revived Torcuil with the stick, and though there might be a bit of awkward in the air, everyone is free to operate as desired, while Thez pops herself in the microwave.
>>33656
Stahp, I am deliberately avoiding favorites by having everyone be a favorite, for different reasons and in different senses, but Torcuil is equally there.
You, I've been hoping you might show, if just for a bit. Don't go anywhere if you don't mind me saying.
>>33661
I haven't explained why yet, but yes, the next part involves everyone getting out of Court City and making their way back to the Tower. Thez will have revived Torcuil with the stick, and though there might be a bit of awkward in the air, everyone is free to operate as desired, while Thez pops herself in the microwave.
>>33656
Stahp, I am deliberately avoiding favorites by having everyone be a favorite, for different reasons and in different senses, but Torcuil is equally there.
>>33669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGXvmb0oOUw
i told an irl friend about the campaign and link him[/p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGXvmb0oOUw
i told an irl friend about the campaign and link him[/p
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>>33673
>tfw my friend is on the "anyone who like mlp is a gay pedophile" bandwagon
>when I told him about the 4cuck april's first joke he thought it was terrible and stupid
I need new friends
>tfw my friend is on the "anyone who like mlp is a gay pedophile" bandwagon
>when I told him about the 4cuck april's first joke he thought it was terrible and stupid
I need new friends
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>>33685
>I'm sorry dave
I liked the book, Just couldn't really get into the movie.
Can we get out of this cave?
>I'm sorry dave
I liked the book, Just couldn't really get into the movie.
Can we get out of this cave?
>I'll say I am not sure that Fae would respond to Trump's directives in the manner that she did, but there are several reasons why she would. Beyond that, Fae's onslaught would have been sufficient to take him down
I want more on this. Like if you could give a psychology of Fae, I'd love that. Also, what exactly are you saying did[ happen? That Fae got off one round or two on Torcuil. Mostly because I want to know if 37 damage is enough.
I want more on this. Like if you could give a psychology of Fae, I'd love that. Also, what exactly are you saying did[ happen? That Fae got off one round or two on Torcuil. Mostly because I want to know if 37 damage is enough.
>>33694
Can you cast Earthquake yet?
I'm eager to just destroy the entire fucking dungeon, and fly out.
Can you cast Earthquake yet?
I'm eager to just destroy the entire fucking dungeon, and fly out.
>>33697
I mean, Torc could make a shield, and wouldn't every worker crushed under the rubble count as a party kill? We could such it with Recreational Nukes.
Then, we could just rebuild the Court City from scratch.
I mean, Torc could make a shield, and wouldn't every worker crushed under the rubble count as a party kill? We could such it with Recreational Nukes.
Then, we could just rebuild the Court City from scratch.
>>33697
Then, we could lead and army to finish off the court, and excavate the rubble for loot. We could collect body parts of executives, and torture them for information.
Then, we could lead and army to finish off the court, and excavate the rubble for loot. We could collect body parts of executives, and torture them for information.
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>>33702
The barrier shouldn't work if the entire city is kill.
There also has to be a spell Torc can cast to make the Earthquake stronger.
The barrier shouldn't work if the entire city is kill.
There also has to be a spell Torc can cast to make the Earthquake stronger.
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DID SOMEONE SAY FUCKING RECREATIONAL NUKES?
Those are all wonderful ideas, but just like you guys like to murder eachother while I'm away, Thez mobbed through the whole place (getting brutalized in the process, but no worse for wear) and pulled everyone out,... though there were much easier ways of doing so than even she was aware. As she leads the party through a mess of gore and bodies - mostly undead but with several abominations and otherworldly previously-living things - the party is guided to an outside entrance which is likewise lined and covered with bodies.
"Most of the heavy hitters were Vampires (who turn to gas when they're killed to avoid dying) and Liches (who you have to find their phylactery to truly kill). They'll be back, but alot of their proficient and useful troops are kill,... but they'll be back."
It is at this point that the party makes their (assumed desired) way back to Tower.
Tracy, I know what you're thinking, no; everything thats strewn about is mundane. You can assume to acquire as many bits and giblets as you like, but nothing fancy is available.
"Most of the heavy hitters were Vampires (who turn to gas when they're killed to avoid dying) and Liches (who you have to find their phylactery to truly kill). They'll be back, but alot of their proficient and useful troops are kill,... but they'll be back."
It is at this point that the party makes their (assumed desired) way back to Tower.
Tracy, I know what you're thinking, no; everything thats strewn about is mundane. You can assume to acquire as many bits and giblets as you like, but nothing fancy is available.
And since you can't teleport out of the dungeon, H could plausibly be crushed to death.
Magnitude 10 Earthquake when?
Magnitude 10 Earthquake when?
>>33708
It's specifically stated H did teleport out through unknown means. And Earthquake spell could cause damage, but it not a real earthquake with the power of a thousand atomic bombs, it's a localized damage structure spell
It's specifically stated H did teleport out through unknown means. And Earthquake spell could cause damage, but it not a real earthquake with the power of a thousand atomic bombs, it's a localized damage structure spell
>>33703
No spoilers, but an army may indeed be necessary.
>>33708
Yeah about that, teleporting in was impossible because the material the compound is composed of prevents scrying and ethereal (through wall) shenanigens. There was nothing preventing teleporting out (as H did so right in front of the party) but Thez is dense in several ways and never put 2 and 2 together. Teleporting out was always an option, but no one tried it.
No spoilers, but an army may indeed be necessary.
>>33708
Yeah about that, teleporting in was impossible because the material the compound is composed of prevents scrying and ethereal (through wall) shenanigens. There was nothing preventing teleporting out (as H did so right in front of the party) but Thez is dense in several ways and never put 2 and 2 together. Teleporting out was always an option, but no one tried it.
>>33713
This.
Scrape literally every bit of creature off the ground.
If we can't take/sell them, we'll just kill them again for XP.
Hey, if you take a liche's finger and ressurect it, is the lich destroyed?
This.
Scrape literally every bit of creature off the ground.
If we can't take/sell them, we'll just kill them again for XP.
Hey, if you take a liche's finger and ressurect it, is the lich destroyed?
>the you were going to suggest Earthquake last week but you wanted to wait for the right moment
I wanted to destroy everything..
Oh well, did the party drag back anything interesting on this adventure? Aside from the weird red cow?
I wanted to destroy everything..
Oh well, did the party drag back anything interesting on this adventure? Aside from the weird red cow?
>>33716
Liches evaporate when destroyed
>>33717
You did have that helm. Don't make me look up the helm of flash-step, I am certain it was listed.
>>33723
A better understanding of an opponent faction, which consists primarily of elite level undead which maintain their own means of self-preservation, and are organized and otherwise difficult to kill.
Shush about swag, you just got an almost complete wish-list handed to you. I don't wanna get too domineering considering the recent, but as the game is concerned, don't get TOO greedy
Liches evaporate when destroyed
>>33717
You did have that helm. Don't make me look up the helm of flash-step, I am certain it was listed.
>>33723
A better understanding of an opponent faction, which consists primarily of elite level undead which maintain their own means of self-preservation, and are organized and otherwise difficult to kill.
Shush about swag, you just got an almost complete wish-list handed to you. I don't wanna get too domineering considering the recent, but as the game is concerned, don't get TOO greedy
>>33727
What I meant was, if a piece of the Lich is put in the Entertron, does it resurrect the Spellcaster and effectively destroy the lich?
What I meant was, if a piece of the Lich is put in the Entertron, does it resurrect the Spellcaster and effectively destroy the lich?
>>33728
The spells Ressurection and True Ressurection turn undead back into their oringinal creatures.
How powerful is the Entertron?
The spells Ressurection and True Ressurection turn undead back into their oringinal creatures.
How powerful is the Entertron?
>>33711
"The baby is fine. I've been reeling since the news, re-analyzing my strategies and methods. I'll not allow blows, strikes, or spells to my mid-section, and I have enough abilities to guarantee that. I almost lost an arm though, and aside from the Entertron, that doesn't regrow," she says with a handful of salt and a sprinkle of directed sad, cuz she can 'listen in' on meta.
"The baby is fine. I've been reeling since the news, re-analyzing my strategies and methods. I'll not allow blows, strikes, or spells to my mid-section, and I have enough abilities to guarantee that. I almost lost an arm though, and aside from the Entertron, that doesn't regrow," she says with a handful of salt and a sprinkle of directed sad, cuz she can 'listen in' on meta.
*collects lick knucklebones as she escapes* (if it doesn't kill liche's, they'll make for great fortune-telling hocus-pocus)
>>33728
Its never been tried, so I really don't know. Initial reaction is no, it would destroy the form of the lich but leave the phylactery intact.
>>33729
Resurrection made easy
>>33731
I told you, liches evaporate when killed, there are no lich remains. What you're collecting is dead zombies and death knights
Its never been tried, so I really don't know. Initial reaction is no, it would destroy the form of the lich but leave the phylactery intact.
>>33729
Resurrection made easy
>>33731
I told you, liches evaporate when killed, there are no lich remains. What you're collecting is dead zombies and death knights
"Don't forget, there were Devourers, Allyps, Wights, and Wraiths in there too."
What she said.
What she said.
>>33733
Knucklebones of Death Knights it is then. They'll make for nice trinkets.
*stubbornly loots all of their worthless swag too*
Knucklebones of Death Knights it is then. They'll make for nice trinkets.
*stubbornly loots all of their worthless swag too*
>yawn
GM I have to be serious for second. For what purpose did you introduce Trollestia? Cause I remember she was introduce after I asked for a unicorn mount for Torc.
GM I have to be serious for second. For what purpose did you introduce Trollestia? Cause I remember she was introduce after I asked for a unicorn mount for Torc.
Like legit GM, I am now curious as to what you meant by the comments about what FAE would and would not be motivated to do
>>33737
Yes that. Originally she was introduced to troll you with. Since you requested a unicorn but assumed that it would be both conventional and iconic (alluding to the stereotypical fantasy unicorn) I decided at the time (which was a while ago and I may have jumped the gun on) to make the unicorn in question a shit-posty troll. She does favor Torcuil, but she has a trollish nature that I have a hard time wanting to diminish because I have a trollish nature.
>>33738
Also this, she had just been on a murderous rampage and I didn't want to have to keep introducing hoers to make things work.
I won't claim most of it has been for the best, but much of it has been improv and stimulus response.
Yes that. Originally she was introduced to troll you with. Since you requested a unicorn but assumed that it would be both conventional and iconic (alluding to the stereotypical fantasy unicorn) I decided at the time (which was a while ago and I may have jumped the gun on) to make the unicorn in question a shit-posty troll. She does favor Torcuil, but she has a trollish nature that I have a hard time wanting to diminish because I have a trollish nature.
>>33738
Also this, she had just been on a murderous rampage and I didn't want to have to keep introducing hoers to make things work.
I won't claim most of it has been for the best, but much of it has been improv and stimulus response.
>>33739
Dragonne are listed as "usually neutral", but I introduce Fae as a sort of 'guardian' type entity, operating amongst a group of varying-species cats who oversee the various planes. As such I have her as Lawful Neutral, which is kind of borderline with regard to inter-party conflict. SInce Torcuil shot Trump, she would probably have obliged to attack him, but I've neglected fleshing out her personality since she isn't often in play. It could go both ways to be honest (and I did go with the "she obeyed and Torcuil got shredded" timeline).
>>33744
Says the mare threatening another mare cuz she was rode home, without any choice or volition in the matter. Tracy wasn't being friendly, and Ponimaru is a bit of a white-knight.
>>33745
This is one of the elements that were not planned out, but which seemed like a good idea in the moment. I don't claim they were/are a good idea, she's just one of the elements that hasn't been killed yet.
Dragonne are listed as "usually neutral", but I introduce Fae as a sort of 'guardian' type entity, operating amongst a group of varying-species cats who oversee the various planes. As such I have her as Lawful Neutral, which is kind of borderline with regard to inter-party conflict. SInce Torcuil shot Trump, she would probably have obliged to attack him, but I've neglected fleshing out her personality since she isn't often in play. It could go both ways to be honest (and I did go with the "she obeyed and Torcuil got shredded" timeline).
>>33744
Says the mare threatening another mare cuz she was rode home, without any choice or volition in the matter. Tracy wasn't being friendly, and Ponimaru is a bit of a white-knight.
>>33745
This is one of the elements that were not planned out, but which seemed like a good idea in the moment. I don't claim they were/are a good idea, she's just one of the elements that hasn't been killed yet.
>>33745
"me have healing grass that make you more talkative and calms down, me usually only hand out for medical purposes but that sounds like a serous problem. a man(otuar) should be comfortable around his waifu."
"me have healing grass that make you more talkative and calms down, me usually only hand out for medical purposes but that sounds like a serous problem. a man(otuar) should be comfortable around his waifu."
*feeds birdies*
"Did you miss me, my angels?"
I had two ebin names for the birds, but I lost the sheet I wrote them on...
"Did you miss me, my angels?"
I had two ebin names for the birds, but I lost the sheet I wrote them on...
>>33757
Idk. Don't most potions with that kind of drastic effect also have a saving throw though?
Anyway, if it does, they can always get healed.
Idk. Don't most potions with that kind of drastic effect also have a saving throw though?
Anyway, if it does, they can always get healed.
>>33763
>went too play 37 year old cave NEET virgin
>end up playing a chad
Fuck, if only that could happen irl
>went too play 37 year old cave NEET virgin
>end up playing a chad
Fuck, if only that could happen irl
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>>33769
Yep. Like how the fuck am I Tracy's baby daddy? I still need to get out of that engagement as well
Yep. Like how the fuck am I Tracy's baby daddy? I still need to get out of that engagement as well
>>33769
Like anyone planned all this. I had my hand all up in it, but no, this is beyond planning.
>>33775
That will take some very careful maneuvering at this point, but who knows what will happen next? I have found that the game goes smoother when I prepare for all the potential (to my ability) options and respond to the players.
>>33774
>blushing glare
Like anyone planned all this. I had my hand all up in it, but no, this is beyond planning.
>>33775
That will take some very careful maneuvering at this point, but who knows what will happen next? I have found that the game goes smoother when I prepare for all the potential (to my ability) options and respond to the players.
>>33774
>blushing glare
>>33786
You've already knocked her up, and she's past her first trimester.
You're a man: make it work. It won't be that bad.
You've already knocked her up, and she's past her first trimester.
You're a man: make it work. It won't be that bad.
>>33797
Minotaur horse?
"Fine, but I'm fucking planning it...
Tracy, what colors do you want? I need to know for the fireworks"
Minotaur horse?
"Fine, but I'm fucking planning it...
Tracy, what colors do you want? I need to know for the fireworks"
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>>33804
Technically, what I have in mind fits the bill,....
>>33805
If you do, I give you props
>>33802
"I love the idea of a marriage, but maybe let them do so in their own time and by their own will. It shouldn't be forced, it should be organic and deliberate. Besides,... no one was there for,... our,... agreement."
Technically, what I have in mind fits the bill,....
>>33805
If you do, I give you props
>>33802
"I love the idea of a marriage, but maybe let them do so in their own time and by their own will. It shouldn't be forced, it should be organic and deliberate. Besides,... no one was there for,... our,... agreement."
>>33812
*gets down on one knee*
"thez will you make me the happiest manotuar in world by marrying me?"
*gets down on one knee*
"thez will you make me the happiest manotuar in world by marrying me?"
>>33812
Y-you said Tracy and Trump...
Torc sheepishly raises his hand
"I w-was at the agreement"
>>33815
Well I mean, he already did that when he fucked death...
Torcuil is the ultimate case of "I should have stopped long ago. But too late for that lets see where the fuck I end up!"
>>33816
"You already married her"
Y-you said Tracy and Trump...
Torc sheepishly raises his hand
"I w-was at the agreement"
>>33815
Well I mean, he already did that when he fucked death...
Torcuil is the ultimate case of "I should have stopped long ago. But too late for that lets see where the fuck I end up!"
>>33816
"You already married her"
>>33819
That's actually adorable
Also, the first marriage doesn't count because there was no legal contract or church ceremony
That's actually adorable
Also, the first marriage doesn't count because there was no legal contract or church ceremony
So does the party now consist at core of two never married individuals, a married couple, and a widower? Or do we need something more formal for Thez and Infernius?
>>33822
>formal
The continent is vaguely ancap. Tradition is the stand-in for lawfulness, from what I've gathered.
>formal
The continent is vaguely ancap. Tradition is the stand-in for lawfulness, from what I've gathered.
>>33823
Well, it happened in Durpistan.
And The takes He'll with her wherever she goes..
>You can take the fiend out of Hell, but you can't take Hell out of the fiend
Well, it happened in Durpistan.
And The takes He'll with her wherever she goes..
>You can take the fiend out of Hell, but you can't take Hell out of the fiend
>>33815
Didn't he already?
>>33816
Pouty-sad-hppy face "You mean, for real? I mean, the last was for real, but like, with more than one witness, and in an actual ceremony that isn't a blood-bath? Where you know going into it what is in store,... I did kinda push you into it after all,,,."
>>33817
That was an agreement, a verbal contract if you will, but that wasn't a wedding.
Didn't he already?
>>33816
Pouty-sad-hppy face "You mean, for real? I mean, the last was for real, but like, with more than one witness, and in an actual ceremony that isn't a blood-bath? Where you know going into it what is in store,... I did kinda push you into it after all,,,."
>>33817
That was an agreement, a verbal contract if you will, but that wasn't a wedding.
>>33826
Wood-elf, Duergar and Minotaur weddings aren't nearly as interesting; they're just more complicated.
Wood-elf, Duergar and Minotaur weddings aren't nearly as interesting; they're just more complicated.
>>33829
>Torc now has two weddings to plan
The joys of being the single one
I have a feeling Thez/Infernius's will be smaller, and more secluded
Tracy/Trump's will be a larger "invite the whole port" type
>Torc now has two weddings to plan
The joys of being the single one
I have a feeling Thez/Infernius's will be smaller, and more secluded
Tracy/Trump's will be a larger "invite the whole port" type
>>33832
Trumpaladin thinks the only way to get married is to have the whole city come to a ceremony at the stadium, married at the 50 yard line with FAE as priest
Except for a marriage with Tracy. If literally no one saw that, that would be fine
\r
Trumpaladin thinks the only way to get married is to have the whole city come to a ceremony at the stadium, married at the 50 yard line with FAE as priest
Except for a marriage with Tracy. If literally no one saw that, that would be fine
\r
>>33831
*Hugs back affectionately*
"~Flaaashy..! I want to get married right away.."
*Pouty-happy face*
*Hugs back affectionately*
"~Flaaashy..! I want to get married right away.."
*Pouty-happy face*
A deafening <CRACK> is heard and felt throughout all players and characters, disorienting everyone involved, and causing sight to dim and fade.
As each slowly regain their senses, they find themselves standing solidly, on a backdrop of a cosmic star-field. There are no physical objects or architecture, nothing at all really, except the vast expanse of space surrounding,... except for a smug-faced coyote in a sharp suit, sipping from a porcelain mug.
"Are you here at last? Tired of making me wait?" he says.
As each slowly regain their senses, they find themselves standing solidly, on a backdrop of a cosmic star-field. There are no physical objects or architecture, nothing at all really, except the vast expanse of space surrounding,... except for a smug-faced coyote in a sharp suit, sipping from a porcelain mug.
"Are you here at last? Tired of making me wait?" he says.
>>33852
"You're going to have to listen to my play list on the way back. Now hush. Thez knows where are"
"You're going to have to listen to my play list on the way back. Now hush. Thez knows where are"
He lounges on a chair, and with a wave of his hand, a table coalesces with cups for everyone. "Do sit, or stand as you prefer. There's sugar and cream if thats how you take it."
>>33845
Not to my knowledge, but there's been so many indeliberate parallel references that it wouldn't surprise me at this point.
>>33847
"Who indeed? Would you believe me if I told you? Who likewise are you, and who stands behind you?"
>>33848
"Sir? Are you sure? Is that an attempt to quantify and define what you see?"
(no, its not a giant reese mug)
>>33849
"How to answer? Can such a question be answered? While it seems specific, isn't it as vague and open-ended as any question? Don't questions leave themselves open to the interpretation of the person being asked, without really specifying anything?
>>33853
"Again? Have we met before?"
>>33854
"I... I don't. This is,... I mean I've seen illusions like this before, but I'm unfamiliar with,..."
"Are you?" the coyote asks with a smirk.
>>33845
Not to my knowledge, but there's been so many indeliberate parallel references that it wouldn't surprise me at this point.
>>33847
"Who indeed? Would you believe me if I told you? Who likewise are you, and who stands behind you?"
>>33848
"Sir? Are you sure? Is that an attempt to quantify and define what you see?"
(no, its not a giant reese mug)
>>33849
"How to answer? Can such a question be answered? While it seems specific, isn't it as vague and open-ended as any question? Don't questions leave themselves open to the interpretation of the person being asked, without really specifying anything?
>>33853
"Again? Have we met before?"
>>33854
"I... I don't. This is,... I mean I've seen illusions like this before, but I'm unfamiliar with,..."
"Are you?" the coyote asks with a smirk.
>>33858
"And what is a god? Is it a being? An awareness? An entity that is finite or determinate? Is it a will? A presence? A specific thing?"
"And what is a god? Is it a being? An awareness? An entity that is finite or determinate? Is it a will? A presence? A specific thing?"
>>33860
"Again, would you believe me if I answered you truly? Would you comprehend if I laid plain?
>>33862
don't worry, its mostly word-games and riddles, but there is a purpose to it, this was an encounter I'd planned for long ago, but it didn't fit with the situation so I put it on the back-burner. With all the recent to-do, it seemed an apt time
"OH ho, then experienced perhaps?"
>>33861
"You think I don't know who you are? But who is it who controls Tracy, who depicts and determines her actions?"
>>33863
"I,... this,... I don't,... except maybe in a dream,"
"Is not all of existence a dream?"
He(?) seems on the verge of laughter at this point.
"Again, would you believe me if I answered you truly? Would you comprehend if I laid plain?
>>33862
don't worry, its mostly word-games and riddles, but there is a purpose to it, this was an encounter I'd planned for long ago, but it didn't fit with the situation so I put it on the back-burner. With all the recent to-do, it seemed an apt time
"OH ho, then experienced perhaps?"
>>33861
"You think I don't know who you are? But who is it who controls Tracy, who depicts and determines her actions?"
>>33863
"I,... this,... I don't,... except maybe in a dream,"
"Is not all of existence a dream?"
He(?) seems on the verge of laughter at this point.
>>33869
>Pissed off expression
"Why don't you just tell us whatever it is you have to say already, and then we can decide if we want to believe you?"
>Pissed off expression
"Why don't you just tell us whatever it is you have to say already, and then we can decide if we want to believe you?"
>>33878
>[Desire to eat Johnny Cash intensifies]
[Impatient pony noises]
"Are we supposed to learn something here? Or did you just bring us here to be sarcastic?"
>[Desire to eat Johnny Cash intensifies]
[Impatient pony noises]
"Are we supposed to learn something here? Or did you just bring us here to be sarcastic?"
>>33876
"What makes you ask that?"
>>33873
"What makes you think I want anything to do with you? Did I ask you to come here?"
>>33880
As Infernius closes and makes contact, the Coyote-fellow dissipates at his touch, as though vaporous and non-solid, only to reform as Infernius passes through.
>>33881
"Have you not learned already?"
"What makes you ask that?"
>>33873
"What makes you think I want anything to do with you? Did I ask you to come here?"
>>33880
As Infernius closes and makes contact, the Coyote-fellow dissipates at his touch, as though vaporous and non-solid, only to reform as Infernius passes through.
>>33881
"Have you not learned already?"
"Are you waiting for trips?"
>>33886
Torc begins to visably look pissed
"You may not have asked, but I'm pretty sur you are the one who brought us here"
Torc begins to visably look pissed
"You may not have asked, but I'm pretty sur you are the one who brought us here"
>*tips imaginary fedora
"I have birds to feed."
"I have birds to feed."
He(?) dismissively kicks off of his chair and begins pacing about the room, sipping coffee as he does so, all the while affecting a nonchalant expression.
"What is the question of 'why'? Is it a means to understanding, or is it a demand for understanding? Does answering a question of 'why' result in comprehension, if the individual receiving is not in a position to comprehend? Can you not see where you are, if you don't grasp the specifics? Do you need to be told what is occurring before realizing it?"
"What is the question of 'why'? Is it a means to understanding, or is it a demand for understanding? Does answering a question of 'why' result in comprehension, if the individual receiving is not in a position to comprehend? Can you not see where you are, if you don't grasp the specifics? Do you need to be told what is occurring before realizing it?"
He(?) grows more serious for a moment.
"Does anyone recall the riddle of the faggot behind the faggot?"
"Does anyone recall the riddle of the faggot behind the faggot?"
>>33899
"Coffee, and there's plenty of it! Please help yourselves."
"Coffee, and there's plenty of it! Please help yourselves."
If you think the coffee can harm you, you do not understand the riddle of the Faggot
*sips coffee*
*sips coffee*
>>33909
Its quite a robust blend.
>>33908
Thez nods in agreement.
>>33906
"Indeed!"
>>33905
With a wave of his hand, there's a pot that says "Tea" that materializes on the table.
>>33903
"Have you ever wondered who stands behind your consciousness? Who directs your moves? If this were a game, and you were a piece - a part of it - have you ever pondered who stands behind you?
Its quite a robust blend.
>>33908
Thez nods in agreement.
>>33906
"Indeed!"
>>33905
With a wave of his hand, there's a pot that says "Tea" that materializes on the table.
>>33903
"Have you ever wondered who stands behind your consciousness? Who directs your moves? If this were a game, and you were a piece - a part of it - have you ever pondered who stands behind you?
>>33911
"Who directs motives? A few days ago I was looking into mind controlling parasites. I found a species of Protozoa that infects mice, makes them more likely to be eaten by cats, who are the real target host. Thing is, it commonly infects human males, and causes behavioral changes. "Increased Jealousy and suspicion." Fuck me. I have no idea why I do what I do. I don't think there is a larger purpose to it"
"Who directs motives? A few days ago I was looking into mind controlling parasites. I found a species of Protozoa that infects mice, makes them more likely to be eaten by cats, who are the real target host. Thing is, it commonly infects human males, and causes behavioral changes. "Increased Jealousy and suspicion." Fuck me. I have no idea why I do what I do. I don't think there is a larger purpose to it"
>>33911
"Thats meta as hell. And thanks for the tea."
Torc drinks some tea noting that it is something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea.
"Hmmmmmm, intresting question. I can't say I have thought of it before.
I have had someone appear from the clouds and tell me what to do though"
"Thats meta as hell. And thanks for the tea."
Torc drinks some tea noting that it is something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea.
"Hmmmmmm, intresting question. I can't say I have thought of it before.
I have had someone appear from the clouds and tell me what to do though"
>>33917
"Aren't you the one who always balks when directed?"
>>33916
"Are characters unaware of meta? Hasn't GM overlapped the two on occasion?"
>>33918
"Have you tried asking?"
Thez says generally "Its only answered a few questions that were not questions themselves," then directly, "Assuming we can comprehend what you are, what this is, and what is going on, please tell us who you are."
He smiles as Infernius tackles through him, barely maintaining his balance since there's no apparent floor.
"Aren't you the one who always balks when directed?"
>>33916
"Are characters unaware of meta? Hasn't GM overlapped the two on occasion?"
>>33918
"Have you tried asking?"
Thez says generally "Its only answered a few questions that were not questions themselves," then directly, "Assuming we can comprehend what you are, what this is, and what is going on, please tell us who you are."
He smiles as Infernius tackles through him, barely maintaining his balance since there's no apparent floor.
>>33925
"Oh hush. The riddle of the faggot was introduced months ago. Like almost as soon as we got here"
"Oh hush. The riddle of the faggot was introduced months ago. Like almost as soon as we got here"
>>33927
"Why does he anger you, Tracy? We encounter dirties pretty regularly now. This is a friend of Thez, now hush, calm down, and drink some non-caffeinated coffee while we wait for him to tell us what he summoned us to tell us"
"Why does he anger you, Tracy? We encounter dirties pretty regularly now. This is a friend of Thez, now hush, calm down, and drink some non-caffeinated coffee while we wait for him to tell us what he summoned us to tell us"
>>33930
He(?) sighs and drains his cup, before placing it upside down on the table and resuming his seat.
"I reiterate, if I told you who I was, what all of this is, what the point of it was,... would you believe me and comprehend? Would you take it in stride and maneuver on as you have had? Would that not defeat the point?" He pauses for a moment. "How DO I convey the point, if there isn't already a commonality which we all share, and can identify with?"
He(?) sighs and drains his cup, before placing it upside down on the table and resuming his seat.
"I reiterate, if I told you who I was, what all of this is, what the point of it was,... would you believe me and comprehend? Would you take it in stride and maneuver on as you have had? Would that not defeat the point?" He pauses for a moment. "How DO I convey the point, if there isn't already a commonality which we all share, and can identify with?"
>>33931
"Because he's smug, and sarcastic, and condescending and I wanna' go feed my birds!" She says, with a childish impatience
"Because he's smug, and sarcastic, and condescending and I wanna' go feed my birds!" She says, with a childish impatience
>>33940
Infernius passes harmlessly through again, though succeeds in upsetting the Coyote's chair. He rematerializes as though still sitting on a chair. "Intent on ruining my composure are you?"
Infernius passes harmlessly through again, though succeeds in upsetting the Coyote's chair. He rematerializes as though still sitting on a chair. "Intent on ruining my composure are you?"
Thez, silent throughout (mostly) whispers, "I just want to be happy. I just want to keep going, with all of them. I know it can't, that eventually it will end, that nothing is permanent or completely sustainable. But,... I don't,... these are,... my,..."
>>33945
>>33946
Continues to pass harmlessly through, he(?) pays no mind.
"And the others?" he(?) asks
>>33945
>>33946
Continues to pass harmlessly through, he(?) pays no mind.
"And the others?" he(?) asks
>>33948
Torc begins to reflect on himslef, and what he does want as his faggot goes to sleep cause its 1am.
G'night
Torc begins to reflect on himslef, and what he does want as his faggot goes to sleep cause its 1am.
G'night
>>33950
Goodnight, and sleep well. We can't shake hands, or high-five, or any other such, but as much as I am able, I accept you, appreciate you, and look forward to hearing from you again, no matter what you have to say.
Goodnight, and sleep well. We can't shake hands, or high-five, or any other such, but as much as I am able, I accept you, appreciate you, and look forward to hearing from you again, no matter what you have to say.
>>33953
>tears well
Aww fuck, I'm honestly unironically touched.
Same to you too, and everyone else in this crzay ass game
>tears well
Aww fuck, I'm honestly unironically touched.
Same to you too, and everyone else in this crzay ass game
[4d20 = 48]
>>33949
"To build something grand and beautiful, to watch over it and claim it as my own. And to not be hated in the process"
>>33949
"To build something grand and beautiful, to watch over it and claim it as my own. And to not be hated in the process"
>>33956
"And if I told you that I wanted the same thing for you? For you all? If I told you that I am the faggot behind the GM, would you understand what that means? If I told you that this game is more than a game between faggots over the internet, that it spans multiple dimensions and metaphysical constants, merging ancient technology with modern, to enable faggots just like your players and yourselves, would that make any sense? If I told you that the dice programs that you utilize were based on the aggregate will of infinite entities beyond human awareness and comprehension of the players and characters, that the results are determined by 'vote' per say, of what the audience at large wants to see, would that make sense?"
"And if I told you that I wanted the same thing for you? For you all? If I told you that I am the faggot behind the GM, would you understand what that means? If I told you that this game is more than a game between faggots over the internet, that it spans multiple dimensions and metaphysical constants, merging ancient technology with modern, to enable faggots just like your players and yourselves, would that make any sense? If I told you that the dice programs that you utilize were based on the aggregate will of infinite entities beyond human awareness and comprehension of the players and characters, that the results are determined by 'vote' per say, of what the audience at large wants to see, would that make sense?"
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"If I outright said "This simple game is a means to everything you wish to achieve, if you just set your mind to it", and through sorting yourself in the game you can sort, not only your individual existences to a degree that is beyond prediction, but likewise that of those you encounter, interact with, and affect on a basic and,... dare I say,... spiritual level, would you think my words silly or misinformed?"
He(?) refills his cup, and lifts it again to his lips, taking a deep inhale of the aroma wafting off of it.
"If I suggested that my player, whom you all have come to regard as the GM, has been operating per my dictates ever since this all came to be, utilizing magic and science in a capacity that is only vaguely becoming appreciated, to the direct intent and purpose of metaphysically sending shockwaves throughout the known world of humans, to change the dynamic and scope from one that acts as a prison of the mind and body to one where all individuals are free to responsibly and consciously pursue their goals and aspirations without harming one another,... would that make any sense?"
"If I suggested that my player, whom you all have come to regard as the GM, has been operating per my dictates ever since this all came to be, utilizing magic and science in a capacity that is only vaguely becoming appreciated, to the direct intent and purpose of metaphysically sending shockwaves throughout the known world of humans, to change the dynamic and scope from one that acts as a prison of the mind and body to one where all individuals are free to responsibly and consciously pursue their goals and aspirations without harming one another,... would that make any sense?"
>>33961
"You are not the resident meme-magician, but tell me - use your faggot's knowledge if you like - what is meme magic?"
"You are not the resident meme-magician, but tell me - use your faggot's knowledge if you like - what is meme magic?"
>>33963
"Precisely this. This outcome is dependent on context and circumstance, relating to a vast framework of otherwise mundane details in an otherwise apparently mundane world, coalescing in an overlapping dynamic of individual experience to achieve that outcome. It is an infinite game directed toward a particular purpose, do we agree on that?"
"Precisely this. This outcome is dependent on context and circumstance, relating to a vast framework of otherwise mundane details in an otherwise apparently mundane world, coalescing in an overlapping dynamic of individual experience to achieve that outcome. It is an infinite game directed toward a particular purpose, do we agree on that?"
>>33967
He places his cup back on the table, vapor wafting lazily from it as he does so.
"Consider this. If I were to suggest that each of you represents a framework of allies, largely unknown and unseen, who despite not knowing one another were seeking the same ends - if the details might diverge from one another, as you as characters have slightly different aims - but were all working together toward a unifying purpose that had ramifications that extend well beyond your scope but achieve the same ends for all more or less involved; if I told you that working together toward the betterment of the game, that resolving what differences you may have personally and coming together as a group might be the catalyst that imperceivably and metaphysically caused the coming together, the responsible and appropriate merging of intent and design throughout and beond your individual scope, what might you say?"
He places his cup back on the table, vapor wafting lazily from it as he does so.
"Consider this. If I were to suggest that each of you represents a framework of allies, largely unknown and unseen, who despite not knowing one another were seeking the same ends - if the details might diverge from one another, as you as characters have slightly different aims - but were all working together toward a unifying purpose that had ramifications that extend well beyond your scope but achieve the same ends for all more or less involved; if I told you that working together toward the betterment of the game, that resolving what differences you may have personally and coming together as a group might be the catalyst that imperceivably and metaphysically caused the coming together, the responsible and appropriate merging of intent and design throughout and beond your individual scope, what might you say?"
>>33964
"I don't know if I believe in purpose. An individual may have purpose. But beyond that, I am not so sure"
"I don't know if I believe in purpose. An individual may have purpose. But beyond that, I am not so sure"
>>33972
"Did you not just say you wanted to build something grand and beautiful? I'll tell you now that it is perfectly within your capabilities to do so, and that doing so has more beneficial consequences than you could realize, except that you might have to compromise in order to see it through, would your answer be the same?"
"Did you not just say you wanted to build something grand and beautiful? I'll tell you now that it is perfectly within your capabilities to do so, and that doing so has more beneficial consequences than you could realize, except that you might have to compromise in order to see it through, would your answer be the same?"
>>33971
"I'd say that I've see this before. You dream big, and you get really lucky and make a hell of a lot of progress, and then it all falls through, and you don't really know why it died but just feels all disproportionate. I've seen it, lived it, from presidential elections and "populist waves," to internships and job interviews, to alt-chan imageboards.
I'll go ahead and tell you where the weak link is. It's that "working together" part. Good luck."
"I'd say that I've see this before. You dream big, and you get really lucky and make a hell of a lot of progress, and then it all falls through, and you don't really know why it died but just feels all disproportionate. I've seen it, lived it, from presidential elections and "populist waves," to internships and job interviews, to alt-chan imageboards.
I'll go ahead and tell you where the weak link is. It's that "working together" part. Good luck."
Thez speaks up, "This isn't real. None of this is real, is it?"
He(?) replies "Is it or isn't it? What is real? Is this experience any less real than the one of the faggot who sits at their computer, at their mobile device, or indeed the player who sleeps and dreams, yet maintains a memory of this dream and that?"
>>33974
>>33975
"Indeed, compromise is a bitch. In some cases compromise means aspiring to less or different than you initially intended, in other cases it means accepting what is rather than what was aimed at. Is it not still worth achieving, if it perhaps is 'less' than one sought?"
He(?) replies "Is it or isn't it? What is real? Is this experience any less real than the one of the faggot who sits at their computer, at their mobile device, or indeed the player who sleeps and dreams, yet maintains a memory of this dream and that?"
>>33974
>>33975
"Indeed, compromise is a bitch. In some cases compromise means aspiring to less or different than you initially intended, in other cases it means accepting what is rather than what was aimed at. Is it not still worth achieving, if it perhaps is 'less' than one sought?"
He stands abruptly. "I can see I have outstayed my welcome, please accept my apologies with my assurances that there are profoundly scient entities who have taken an interest in what transpires, both in favor and against. I hope you'll see fit to resolve your differences in the most, and allow leeway for one another in the least."
>>33976
"'Is it still worth achieving' is a question that necessarily depends upon the facts of the case. You're asking me to do a cost benefit analysis on a hypothetical that has no facts to it. Well I'll give you an answer that's as abstract as your question. If what stands to be gained out weights the costs, including opportunity costs, then it is worth it. If it does not, then no compromise is better"
"'Is it still worth achieving' is a question that necessarily depends upon the facts of the case. You're asking me to do a cost benefit analysis on a hypothetical that has no facts to it. Well I'll give you an answer that's as abstract as your question. If what stands to be gained out weights the costs, including opportunity costs, then it is worth it. If it does not, then no compromise is better"
>>33978
"Well stated, but know that for all one's intents and purposes, in chess the opponent always gets a counter-move, hence the compromise of outcome."
"Well stated, but know that for all one's intents and purposes, in chess the opponent always gets a counter-move, hence the compromise of outcome."
>>33980
"Don't you worry. I've played chess before. I am well aware of countermoves. The fact remains that there are some things to be given up lightly, some to hold off on trading until a better offer is made, and some to cling to come what may. Always be mindful of the power play. And increase your leverage where you can"
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"Don't you worry. I've played chess before. I am well aware of countermoves. The fact remains that there are some things to be given up lightly, some to hold off on trading until a better offer is made, and some to cling to come what may. Always be mindful of the power play. And increase your leverage where you can"
\r
>>33984
"I'm not always a coyote, but amongst earth-based archetypes and cosmologies, that of the native american is one of my favorites," he says with a wink. "Any other questions?"
"I'm not always a coyote, but amongst earth-based archetypes and cosmologies, that of the native american is one of my favorites," he says with a wink. "Any other questions?"
>>33986
"Please forgive me if I mistake a few of the words," he says with a smile.
He begins to sing, as he wanders off, in a direction that seems to defy spacial physics, his voice echoing as he goes.
https://youtu.be/jcF-1AoDO18
"Please forgive me if I mistake a few of the words," he says with a smile.
He begins to sing, as he wanders off, in a direction that seems to defy spacial physics, his voice echoing as he goes.
https://youtu.be/jcF-1AoDO18
The party however, is still seated in some strange space-universe-domain that doesn't have any apparent limit or room, or architecture.
Good night!
I'm kidding, with a similar <CRACK> everyone arrives back in the Tower, in the stable of all places
Troll> "Banana?"
Good night!
I'm kidding, with a similar <CRACK> everyone arrives back in the Tower, in the stable of all places
Troll> "Banana?"
>>33992
T> "That depends, are you willing to love on them giant baby chicks over there, even if you don't get the point of them, just cuz Tracy likes them?"
T> "That depends, are you willing to love on them giant baby chicks over there, even if you don't get the point of them, just cuz Tracy likes them?"
>>33996
Thez yawns and starts draggin Infernius from the room. "What did I say about asking permission?" As she fully exits the room she calls from beyond, "You can have the girdle back in the morning,... I'll wash it before giving it back, don't worry."
Thez yawns and starts draggin Infernius from the room. "What did I say about asking permission?" As she fully exits the room she calls from beyond, "You can have the girdle back in the morning,... I'll wash it before giving it back, don't worry."
Trumpaladin rides out from the stables and away from the tower. He goes on the back of the beautiful, if never tamed Celestial Charger, if she'll take him. He goes on Fae if not, whom he meets regardless at the city gate
>>34003
He stayed behind her then.
*Happy Paladin Noises*
After finishing in Trollestia, he is filled with a new happiness, smiles and says to her
"I appreciate your friendliness. I am expecting to be married soon, and so I don't expect to be able to waifu thieve for much longer. If Torcuil claims what happened was against an agreement, tell him he shot me, and that stunt he pulled let H get away, so he can consider us even. And Tracy... You should talk to her. I never understood why she's so cold to you. But if she saw how much you help with the birds, and how you really care for them, she really ought to be nicer. You really do have a way with animals. I wonder if she was jealous of you at first. Poor girl. Maybe all she wanted was to be ridden"
Smiles again at Trollestia and leaves after she has a chance to make a response
Calls Fae. To Fae:
"Well, you saw what I did in the court city. The architecture is unimpressive, we'll have to rebuild from the ground up. Now we need to prepare our army. Let's go"
Rides Fae to the monestary
\r
He stayed behind her then.
*Happy Paladin Noises*
After finishing in Trollestia, he is filled with a new happiness, smiles and says to her
"I appreciate your friendliness. I am expecting to be married soon, and so I don't expect to be able to waifu thieve for much longer. If Torcuil claims what happened was against an agreement, tell him he shot me, and that stunt he pulled let H get away, so he can consider us even. And Tracy... You should talk to her. I never understood why she's so cold to you. But if she saw how much you help with the birds, and how you really care for them, she really ought to be nicer. You really do have a way with animals. I wonder if she was jealous of you at first. Poor girl. Maybe all she wanted was to be ridden"
Smiles again at Trollestia and leaves after she has a chance to make a response
Calls Fae. To Fae:
"Well, you saw what I did in the court city. The architecture is unimpressive, we'll have to rebuild from the ground up. Now we need to prepare our army. Let's go"
Rides Fae to the monestary
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>>34005
I mean, wtf? She's going to return to the stables to feed her birds momentarily and wonder 'why do you smell like my husbands semen?'
I mean, wtf? She's going to return to the stables to feed her birds momentarily and wonder 'why do you smell like my husbands semen?'
*keens edges*
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>>34013
"me just trying to help you feel better something similar happend between him and thez so me know what you going through."
"me just trying to help you feel better something similar happend between him and thez so me know what you going through."
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>>34018
"......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... hmmm..........."
"......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... hmmm..........."
>>34019
"the emotions you feel now will lessen over time little pony, but not even i can fix a broken heart."
"the emotions you feel now will lessen over time little pony, but not even i can fix a broken heart."
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>>34021
"me know that a lie tracy, let out your feelings it not good to keep them inside. me wont judge you."
"me know that a lie tracy, let out your feelings it not good to keep them inside. me wont judge you."
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>>34024
"Knew that would get you intrested. Well we have multiple options, Including polymorph so do you have anything that intrests you?"
"Knew that would get you intrested. Well we have multiple options, Including polymorph so do you have anything that intrests you?"
>>34026
"You might try something less direct-affect, Paladins have magic resistance," Thez says, sitting upside-down on the ceiling.
"You might try something less direct-affect, Paladins have magic resistance," Thez says, sitting upside-down on the ceiling.
>>34027
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll see what I can do to help
>>34028
"I never said the polymorph would be on Trump"
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll see what I can do to help
>>34028
"I never said the polymorph would be on Trump"
>>34033
"We'll put it this way.
Imagine that beutiful sleek white unicorn named Solvania was suddenly either fat... way more muscular than you...
Or...
worse"
"We'll put it this way.
Imagine that beutiful sleek white unicorn named Solvania was suddenly either fat... way more muscular than you...
Or...
worse"
>>34044
"I guess you weren't there at the time.
Remember when I said Trump took one of my charm potions?"
"I guess you weren't there at the time.
Remember when I said Trump took one of my charm potions?"
>>34048
"I don't get it. You want to make people like eachother?"
Troll> "You know, I'm in the room,...."
"I don't get it. You want to make people like eachother?"
Troll> "You know, I'm in the room,...."
*vanishes*
>>34051
"This is the perfect trolling opertunity, now hush."
Torc then turns back to Thez
"Okay, I'll explain this really simple because you don't understand.
Transform on of the unicorns into a stallion, then use the charm potion on them.
Now do you get it?"
"This is the perfect trolling opertunity, now hush."
Torc then turns back to Thez
"Okay, I'll explain this really simple because you don't understand.
Transform on of the unicorns into a stallion, then use the charm potion on them.
Now do you get it?"
Hey, you said Tracy's claws don't have Contagion, but did they have the Energy Drain I asked for?
>>34056
Yes indeed. Trumpaladin goes to the mill to retrieve the two siege engines, as well as the master carpenter.
Yes indeed. Trumpaladin goes to the mill to retrieve the two siege engines, as well as the master carpenter.
>>34059
Troll's is so overwhelming (Outsider 15 HD and 7 levels in Cleric) that she leaves a lingering aura wherever she goes.
Troll's is so overwhelming (Outsider 15 HD and 7 levels in Cleric) that she leaves a lingering aura wherever she goes.
Btw, can Contagion be cast on non-creatures? If I use a beaker of blood or whatever, can I craft a potion of Contagion that could be applied as a blade oil? I want AIDS-kunai.
>>34068
>Implying it's okay if she doesn't find out
That's not very Paladin-like, Anon. The Code prohibits "cheating".
She's a fucking yandere stalker, with the ability to distinguish players by smell AND lingering aura aura in their cases. She would've walked into the stables, sensed the aura and smell all over her fucking plot, and then stepped out devastated.
I wasn't joking when I said she was constantly making Track checks on him as her default.
>>34068
>Implying it's okay if she doesn't find out
That's not very Paladin-like, Anon. The Code prohibits "cheating".
She's a fucking yandere stalker, with the ability to distinguish players by smell AND lingering aura aura in their cases. She would've walked into the stables, sensed the aura and smell all over her fucking plot, and then stepped out devastated.
I wasn't joking when I said she was constantly making Track checks on him as her default.
I g2g for a bit to do some work, and also figure out what to make of this scenario...
>>34072
Females have an extra olfactory sensor over males, so they can smell shit that males will miss, particularly to do with pheramones and endocrines. Tl;dr That's what you get for thinkin. ^_~
>>34073
Thez jumps up and flips down to the ground. "Which question? Sorry, my mind is still reeling, trying to work out what that weird guy in space was saying."
Females have an extra olfactory sensor over males, so they can smell shit that males will miss, particularly to do with pheramones and endocrines. Tl;dr That's what you get for thinkin. ^_~
>>34073
Thez jumps up and flips down to the ground. "Which question? Sorry, my mind is still reeling, trying to work out what that weird guy in space was saying."
>>34079
Torc decides to get out of there before everyone explodes in anger...
He decides to see if any events are happening in town
Torc decides to get out of there before everyone explodes in anger...
He decides to see if any events are happening in town
>>34084
"Not exactly,... could you give me a hint?" she says with a hint of playful mischief. "Was it important?"
"Not exactly,... could you give me a hint?" she says with a hint of playful mischief. "Was it important?"
>>34088
Thez jump-flips up to land with her legs on his shoulders, looking down into his eyes. "That wasn't what you asked me, YOU asked me to make you the happiest minotaur alive," she says, even more playfully. "I dunno, I'm not sure being your wife will make you happy,...."
Thez jump-flips up to land with her legs on his shoulders, looking down into his eyes. "That wasn't what you asked me, YOU asked me to make you the happiest minotaur alive," she says, even more playfully. "I dunno, I'm not sure being your wife will make you happy,...."
>>34090
She leans forward and folds her arms on his head, deliberately breaking eye contact and forcing his vision to be obscured by her ahem torso and such. "Let me think,...."
She leans forward and folds her arms on his head, deliberately breaking eye contact and forcing his vision to be obscured by her ahem torso and such. "Let me think,...."
Thez suddenly realizes that everyone - who is still in the room - stopped talking, and looks around. "What?"
Okay, so Torcuil ventured into town, Tracy's player is busy (so idle) and Trump is at the mill.
"Hmmm. I guess it IS just you and me."
Trollestia clears her throat.
"And her."
"Hmmm. I guess it IS just you and me."
Trollestia clears her throat.
"And her."
>>34095
Is Slovenia at the mill and are any of the constructs completed?
If yes to both, Slovenia is invited to a live fire exercise to test the catapult and trebuchet
Is Slovenia at the mill and are any of the constructs completed?
If yes to both, Slovenia is invited to a live fire exercise to test the catapult and trebuchet
>>34097
Slo> "I thought you'd never ask!"
Yes to both
>>34096
Tro> "Uhm,... this is technically my,... I don't know why you all congregate here of all places when there's a vast and opulescent tower at your disposal."
Thez> "She's right you know,... lets take this somewhere more,... <whooof> private," she says, porting both to the Forge, which though nothing has been made in a couple days, is still active keeping the room quite warm. She jump-flips off Infernius and slowly steps back coyly. "I don't get you,... I mean we already made an agreement, drenched in the blood of our enemies with,... well not a minister per say, but Torcuil is sufficiently sovereign. What more are you looking for?"
Slo> "I thought you'd never ask!"
Yes to both
>>34096
Tro> "Uhm,... this is technically my,... I don't know why you all congregate here of all places when there's a vast and opulescent tower at your disposal."
Thez> "She's right you know,... lets take this somewhere more,... <whooof> private," she says, porting both to the Forge, which though nothing has been made in a couple days, is still active keeping the room quite warm. She jump-flips off Infernius and slowly steps back coyly. "I don't get you,... I mean we already made an agreement, drenched in the blood of our enemies with,... well not a minister per say, but Torcuil is sufficiently sovereign. What more are you looking for?"
>>34099
I thought you were saying that to Tracy...
>>34100
So Trumpaladin, the Generals, the Sparintenar trainees, Fae, and Slovenia all proceed to an open area where they can test both the catapult and the trebuchet. Perhaps they use the wall that used to surround the pyramid, or the city wall of Durpistan, to test the efficacy of the shots.
But the way, a group goes in to retrieve the cannons from Durpistan
So are there any important stats that need to be known?
Also, just a lot of beautiful rock throwing from the glorious trebuchet
I thought you were saying that to Tracy...
>>34100
So Trumpaladin, the Generals, the Sparintenar trainees, Fae, and Slovenia all proceed to an open area where they can test both the catapult and the trebuchet. Perhaps they use the wall that used to surround the pyramid, or the city wall of Durpistan, to test the efficacy of the shots.
But the way, a group goes in to retrieve the cannons from Durpistan
So are there any important stats that need to be known?
Also, just a lot of beautiful rock throwing from the glorious trebuchet
>>34079
>I don't know how much she cares
She killed Copper over this horseshit. I made a point of setting the precedent there. This is a dozen times worse than that, and it wasn't even >rape. Why did it have to be with the character she hates the most?
If nobody died for something as bad as this, would that be fair to Copper?
>they aren't married
>Implying
Cheating on your fiance is still cheating.
>>34082
Reeeeeeeee That's a load of horseshit! You know she doesn't like cheating.
>Implying "accidental" babies don't matter
>>34095
Tracy has disappeared, from the characters' perspective. She vanished and is now lurking.
>>34100
Wait, did the characters seriously go to the Stables? Fug, the birds are in there...
>>34103
Or son*
>I don't know how much she cares
She killed Copper over this horseshit. I made a point of setting the precedent there. This is a dozen times worse than that, and it wasn't even >rape. Why did it have to be with the character she hates the most?
If nobody died for something as bad as this, would that be fair to Copper?
>they aren't married
>Implying
Cheating on your fiance is still cheating.
>>34082
Reeeeeeeee That's a load of horseshit! You know she doesn't like cheating.
>Implying "accidental" babies don't matter
>>34095
Tracy has disappeared, from the characters' perspective. She vanished and is now lurking.
>>34100
Wait, did the characters seriously go to the Stables? Fug, the birds are in there...
>>34103
Or son*
>>34108
Well fuck
Empathic link, since they are probably close enough, just barely:
>"Hi Tracy! How are your birdies!"
Well fuck
Empathic link, since they are probably close enough, just barely:
>"Hi Tracy! How are your birdies!"
>>34106
"Teee,... okay, but what is the point of a big to do? We're already committed or should be - GM so what's the point of a big 'thing'?"
"Teee,... okay, but what is the point of a big to do? We're already committed or should be - GM so what's the point of a big 'thing'?"
>>34108
She killed copper because he rode her and not Tracy. But Tracy is a full paladin's mount now and has been ridden by him several times. She has nothing to be jealous of
She killed copper because he rode her and not Tracy. But Tracy is a full paladin's mount now and has been ridden by him several times. She has nothing to be jealous of
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Actually, screw this for now. Tracy goes to check on her Nithing Pole in the forest.
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Detect good to discern every aura in the tower.
>>34116
No response. It's to be assumed she's out of telepathic range.
>>34116
No response. It's to be assumed she's out of telepathic range.
>>34126
Freaking this. I'm going to have to be cautious getting the cannons from Durpistan, because his damned girlfriend is probably still there
Freaking this. I'm going to have to be cautious getting the cannons from Durpistan, because his damned girlfriend is probably still there
>>34127
She won't hurt him if he minds his own business. Black Dragons aren't exactly trustworthy, but she's not stupid enough to break a deal that her life depended on.
She won't hurt him if he minds his own business. Black Dragons aren't exactly trustworthy, but she's not stupid enough to break a deal that her life depended on.
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Tracy arrives at her Nithing Pole and checks to see if any creature has made contact with it.
>>34132
>Test fire
That sounds ominous. Very ominous. I'll think we'll just take possession of them first, then later get pirates who actually know what they are doing
>Test fire
That sounds ominous. Very ominous. I'll think we'll just take possession of them first, then later get pirates who actually know what they are doing
>>34133
>energy drain
No. Either contagion or energy drain could be added though
>contagion as a poison
That's pretty much what poison is. Btw, I stumbled across a gnarly poison that does 1d10 con on initial and secondary,... but I don't recall what/where I saw it
>Nithing Pole
Uhm,... maybe? I'm still not sure how to incorporate that. I mean, most of the individuals/creatures that might at this point would enemies to the party anyway.
>>34135
I think I said there was a dozen yes?
>>34134
Working on it
GM just ran a quick errand and is getting his head back in the game
>energy drain
No. Either contagion or energy drain could be added though
>contagion as a poison
That's pretty much what poison is. Btw, I stumbled across a gnarly poison that does 1d10 con on initial and secondary,... but I don't recall what/where I saw it
>Nithing Pole
Uhm,... maybe? I'm still not sure how to incorporate that. I mean, most of the individuals/creatures that might at this point would enemies to the party anyway.
>>34135
I think I said there was a dozen yes?
>>34134
Working on it
GM just ran a quick errand and is getting his head back in the game
>>34136
>no energy drain
Alright, so they're just regular clawed gauntlets then? They didn't use-up any of Soros's scales?
>Contagion as a poison
What kinds of diseases can she have access to?
Anyway, Tracy folds up her Nithing pole, puts it in her bag, and heads off to explore Port Barry.
Can she go shopping?
>>34139
>masquerade
Aren't masquerades for nobles from clans that hate each other and need masks just to enjoy the party? What kinds of guests is she planning on inviting?
..... Or I might just be an insufferable history nerd.. don't mind me...
>no energy drain
Alright, so they're just regular clawed gauntlets then? They didn't use-up any of Soros's scales?
>Contagion as a poison
What kinds of diseases can she have access to?
Anyway, Tracy folds up her Nithing pole, puts it in her bag, and heads off to explore Port Barry.
Can she go shopping?
>>34139
>masquerade
Aren't masquerades for nobles from clans that hate each other and need masks just to enjoy the party? What kinds of guests is she planning on inviting?
..... Or I might just be an insufferable history nerd.. don't mind me...
>>34138
Oh. Well I don't recall the number given. But I guess Trumpaladin goes to Durpistan. The Spartans are told that there is still every intent to train them in Football, but that due to a shift in the political situation they need to be ready for war as well.
Trumpaladin enters Durpistan and yells out to the darkness:
"Kiynen! I know you are there! I know you are among the ruined and burned buildings. Let me tell you. An army approaches. The army is here to collect cannons weapons of war left behind by the city's inhabitants. That is their only purpose. They mean you no harm. Eat your fetid corpses, and you shall be unharmed."
He stares out into the darkness on Fae while spamming detect evil. The soldiers retrieve the cannons. Slovenia is asked to look at the cannons and give an assessment of their condition based upon her knowledge. I guess ask a Spartan Trainee as well, since he might know something about cannons.
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Oh. Well I don't recall the number given. But I guess Trumpaladin goes to Durpistan. The Spartans are told that there is still every intent to train them in Football, but that due to a shift in the political situation they need to be ready for war as well.
Trumpaladin enters Durpistan and yells out to the darkness:
"Kiynen! I know you are there! I know you are among the ruined and burned buildings. Let me tell you. An army approaches. The army is here to collect cannons weapons of war left behind by the city's inhabitants. That is their only purpose. They mean you no harm. Eat your fetid corpses, and you shall be unharmed."
He stares out into the darkness on Fae while spamming detect evil. The soldiers retrieve the cannons. Slovenia is asked to look at the cannons and give an assessment of their condition based upon her knowledge. I guess ask a Spartan Trainee as well, since he might know something about cannons.
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>>34142
Shouldn't Killy be at the beach with Lenos by now? She wanted Torc's help in transporting the corpses, but I imagine Lenos would've obliged as well.
Shouldn't Killy be at the beach with Lenos by now? She wanted Torc's help in transporting the corpses, but I imagine Lenos would've obliged as well.
Btw, a character's possible melee Sneak Attack number is limited to two simultaneous stabs, correct?
>>34143
I am not sure. I'm not taking any chances though with bitch dragon. You know how your character was pissed that she couldn't kill Trollestia on their first encounter and has had kind of a slight vendetta against her since? That's Trumpaladin and Kiynen
I am not sure. I'm not taking any chances though with bitch dragon. You know how your character was pissed that she couldn't kill Trollestia on their first encounter and has had kind of a slight vendetta against her since? That's Trumpaladin and Kiynen
>>34145
>had kind of a slight vendetta against her since
Well, that "vendetta" had been nearly forgotten.. until recently...
>had kind of a slight vendetta against her since
Well, that "vendetta" had been nearly forgotten.. until recently...
>>34141
>scales
Some, that's part of what allows them to be animated. Remember, that was a rush-job
>diseases
Uhm, diseases take no less than a day to incubate. If you're looking for combat advantages, poisons are the way to go. I mean unless you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect, it seems like a moot point desu
>shopping
Sure
>masquerades
GM's eye twitches
That depends on how long in advance the ceremony is planned
>>34142
I'm sure you meant "shift" in political sit.
>>34144
Yes,....
>scales
Some, that's part of what allows them to be animated. Remember, that was a rush-job
>diseases
Uhm, diseases take no less than a day to incubate. If you're looking for combat advantages, poisons are the way to go. I mean unless you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect, it seems like a moot point desu
>shopping
Sure
>masquerades
GM's eye twitches
That depends on how long in advance the ceremony is planned
>>34142
I'm sure you meant "shift" in political sit.
>>34144
Yes,....
>>34148
You've just given me license for one of the most autistic ideas I've had in recent months. I hope you know that.
You've just given me license for one of the most autistic ideas I've had in recent months. I hope you know that.
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>>34147
>diseases take no less than a day to incubate
>you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect
Well, that's the point. A character wouldn't know they had the disease until the symptoms manifested, let alone what disease they had. They'd probably be sure to get treated for poisons, but they're much less likely to think about diseases they may have contracted. That way, if Tracy fails to kill her target on the first encounter, said target may just as likely die in his/her sleep once the disease finishes incubating inside them.
>eye twitches
I won't even ask...
>shopping
Alright, Tracy wanders through the back alley of the bazaar, looking for anything interesting.
>diseases take no less than a day to incubate
>you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect
Well, that's the point. A character wouldn't know they had the disease until the symptoms manifested, let alone what disease they had. They'd probably be sure to get treated for poisons, but they're much less likely to think about diseases they may have contracted. That way, if Tracy fails to kill her target on the first encounter, said target may just as likely die in his/her sleep once the disease finishes incubating inside them.
>eye twitches
I won't even ask...
>shopping
Alright, Tracy wanders through the back alley of the bazaar, looking for anything interesting.
>>34150
You don't understand, this is some next-level shit. I mean,... I'm astonished at the level of autism of this idea. Its just,... whoa. Its an idea so autistic and ambitious, it would require mod approval.
You don't understand, this is some next-level shit. I mean,... I'm astonished at the level of autism of this idea. Its just,... whoa. Its an idea so autistic and ambitious, it would require mod approval.
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>>34146
She was just trying to help Tracy with her birds by making Trumpaladin be nicer to them...
>>34147
Well, in any event, Trumpaladin is retrieving the cannons. Tell me if a spartan or Slovenia had anything to say about the state of the cannons, or if Kiynen shows herself either in a hostile or non-hostile manner
She was just trying to help Tracy with her birds by making Trumpaladin be nicer to them...
>>34147
Well, in any event, Trumpaladin is retrieving the cannons. Tell me if a spartan or Slovenia had anything to say about the state of the cannons, or if Kiynen shows herself either in a hostile or non-hostile manner
>>34155
Be careful with those cannons. They were made by commies. I wouldn't touch a soviet-made butterknife, let alone a cannon.
Be careful with those cannons. They were made by commies. I wouldn't touch a soviet-made butterknife, let alone a cannon.
5 of the cannons are rusted through, in ill repair, or otherwise unsalvageable. They haven't been used in years, and the rest will need heavy refitting
>>34162
Is there even any powder left? The cannon is the easy part.
>inb4, remaining cannons just explode, because they were made by retarded commies.
Did Tracy find anything interesting at the bazaar?
>>34164
>Bolshevik scum tries to assassinate president by throwing grenade on stage
>Grenade doesn't explode, because it was made by soviets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Arutyunian
Is there even any powder left? The cannon is the easy part.
>inb4, remaining cannons just explode, because they were made by retarded commies.
Did Tracy find anything interesting at the bazaar?
>>34164
>Bolshevik scum tries to assassinate president by throwing grenade on stage
>Grenade doesn't explode, because it was made by soviets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Arutyunian
>>34156
Possible intentions:
She wanted to be friendly to Trumpaladin
She wanted to protect the birds
She's in heat
She wanted him inside her
She, like Tracy, wants a foal
Or most likely of all
She's a massive fucking troll who wanted to see the shit storm this would cause
>>34158
Yeah I know. But we have industrial power
>>34162
Take them all. We need the scrap metal. When they are outside of Durpistan, proceed with live fire testing of the trebuchet and catapult
Possible intentions:
She wanted to be friendly to Trumpaladin
She wanted to protect the birds
She's in heat
She wanted him inside her
She, like Tracy, wants a foal
Or most likely of all
She's a massive fucking troll who wanted to see the shit storm this would cause
>>34158
Yeah I know. But we have industrial power
>>34162
Take them all. We need the scrap metal. When they are outside of Durpistan, proceed with live fire testing of the trebuchet and catapult
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[1d20+10 = 23]
>>34167
What does Tracy find while shopping/exploring?
Can she find anything interesting with her Detect Magick wand?
Also, rolling Gather Information to find leads about spooky/ebil vendors or places to find them, if that helps. Use glasses to Disguise herself as a young Half Elf.
On that note, players came into the game with no knowledge of the world, but how much local knowledge has Tracy gained since then? Did she earn any ranks?
>>34167
What does Tracy find while shopping/exploring?
Can she find anything interesting with her Detect Magick wand?
Also, rolling Gather Information to find leads about spooky/ebil vendors or places to find them, if that helps. Use glasses to Disguise herself as a young Half Elf.
On that note, players came into the game with no knowledge of the world, but how much local knowledge has Tracy gained since then? Did she earn any ranks?
>>34170
I do more book-flipping cuz of you, I want you to know that.
Vendor stock is down, apparently the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods, and no savvy vendors have yet filled the void in their absence. I mean there are trinkets that do things (in a mechanical or magical sense) but nothing combat, attribute, or gameplay modifying. Just little knick-knacks
I do more book-flipping cuz of you, I want you to know that.
Vendor stock is down, apparently the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods, and no savvy vendors have yet filled the void in their absence. I mean there are trinkets that do things (in a mechanical or magical sense) but nothing combat, attribute, or gameplay modifying. Just little knick-knacks
>>34172
>wishlist
Yeah, I'm kinda running short on new and innovative ways to accessorize the party, outside of do-nothing accessories (like Thez's dragon-tiara which does nothing except look pretty and blink/adjust its position every so often)
>wishlist
Yeah, I'm kinda running short on new and innovative ways to accessorize the party, outside of do-nothing accessories (like Thez's dragon-tiara which does nothing except look pretty and blink/adjust its position every so often)
[1d20 = 9]
>>34171
>the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods
I assumed that, but it's good to make clear. We've got a precedent of behavior for them now.
If the vendors left, they should've either abandoned their kiosks, or wheeled them away. In the later case, wouldn't locals have seen them being shipped out?
Anyway, Search abandoned kiosks.
Also, buy Trinkets, just because.
>>34172
This is mostly to investigate the Drow. Idk if it'll yield anything, but I felt like gathering info in town and getting to know the area, since it's one of her primary skills.
>>34171
>the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods
I assumed that, but it's good to make clear. We've got a precedent of behavior for them now.
If the vendors left, they should've either abandoned their kiosks, or wheeled them away. In the later case, wouldn't locals have seen them being shipped out?
Anyway, Search abandoned kiosks.
Also, buy Trinkets, just because.
>>34172
This is mostly to investigate the Drow. Idk if it'll yield anything, but I felt like gathering info in town and getting to know the area, since it's one of her primary skills.
Does anyone know how to get ahold of Taylor Swift's faggot?
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>>34174
The dark elves used gates and portals, so no transit that would have been observed. There are empty spaces in the bazaar, with the potential for new vendors and wares, but as of now the only allies Port Barry has is Sparintenar.
>>34182
"Ain't seen nothin'"
Awww, it was deleted again. No hawt Taylor for GM,....
The dark elves used gates and portals, so no transit that would have been observed. There are empty spaces in the bazaar, with the potential for new vendors and wares, but as of now the only allies Port Barry has is Sparintenar.
>>34182
"Ain't seen nothin'"
Awww, it was deleted again. No hawt Taylor for GM,....
>>34186
Like, it doesn't have charges, so can a rod really project its function/spell infinitely? There are some rods that create matter/energy like Lenos's kitten rod, or the Rod of Sneezes.
If such a case were true, the crafting mechanic for a rod is merely the transmuter for the near-infinite energy the item is capable of generating and turning said energy into spells (like: "create kittens"). It's true function is "perpetual motion".
I'm being a massive autist today...
Like, it doesn't have charges, so can a rod really project its function/spell infinitely? There are some rods that create matter/energy like Lenos's kitten rod, or the Rod of Sneezes.
If such a case were true, the crafting mechanic for a rod is merely the transmuter for the near-infinite energy the item is capable of generating and turning said energy into spells (like: "create kittens"). It's true function is "perpetual motion".
I'm being a massive autist today...
>>34173
My original plan was to just keep upgrading/modifying her equipment until it matched the persona I was going for, but then I realized upgrading existing equipment is expensive as fuck...
Also, are there any other ways of gaining XP other than defeating enemies?
Can I farm resurrected enemies for XP?
My original plan was to just keep upgrading/modifying her equipment until it matched the persona I was going for, but then I realized upgrading existing equipment is expensive as fuck...
Also, are there any other ways of gaining XP other than defeating enemies?
Can I farm resurrected enemies for XP?
>>34189
>massive autist
Care to help plan a wedding/ball?
>rods
Still reading, but essentially yes, and that's the appeal of rods. With few exceptions, rods don't have charges (as staves do) which while increasing their manufacturing costs, eliminates the "drain" or decay of the items usefulness.
>massive autist
Care to help plan a wedding/ball?
>rods
Still reading, but essentially yes, and that's the appeal of rods. With few exceptions, rods don't have charges (as staves do) which while increasing their manufacturing costs, eliminates the "drain" or decay of the items usefulness.
>>34191
Jesus. Just be satisfied with what you have been given for now, and patiently wait for more. Like I want level 20 paladin, but it can wait and be earned properly
>I typed this up on my main IP, but forgot I was banned
Jesus. Just be satisfied with what you have been given for now, and patiently wait for more. Like I want level 20 paladin, but it can wait and be earned properly
>I typed this up on my main IP, but forgot I was banned
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>>34192
>help plan a wedding/ball
I don't see why not..
>>34192
Could someone, hypothetically, use a
>>34194
I really want to level up.
Well, if there's nothing interesting for her to find in the
>>34195
>paladin
No. Falling is the only way for them to multiclass. You could become a Divine Emissary at epic level though, and that's basically a Paladin/Blackguard+Cleric combo.
Besides, it'd be pointless; at this level, there's nothing that just a couple levels Paladin has that a level 16 Cleric would want for his optimization. If you want more attack bonus, just go with Fighter or something. Better to get 20 in Cleric first though.
>help plan a wedding/ball
I don't see why not..
>>34192
Could someone, hypothetically, use a
>>34194
I really want to level up.
Well, if there's nothing interesting for her to find in the
>>34195
>paladin
No. Falling is the only way for them to multiclass. You could become a Divine Emissary at epic level though, and that's basically a Paladin/Blackguard+Cleric combo.
Besides, it'd be pointless; at this level, there's nothing that just a couple levels Paladin has that a level 16 Cleric would want for his optimization. If you want more attack bonus, just go with Fighter or something. Better to get 20 in Cleric first though.
>>34196
>Could someone, hypothetically, use a
*use a mediocre rod to create a device that generates mechanical energy indefinitely?
>Could someone, hypothetically, use a
*use a mediocre rod to create a device that generates mechanical energy indefinitely?
>>34200
Gods don't talk to mortals without good reason. You'd probably need a long monologue of prayer to get answers out of the statue.
There's also Augury and Divination to receive vague answers from heaven.
With Planar Ally, you could plausibly summon Angels from WWII, but they'll confiscate all your items, beat you up, write a bad report etc., if you don't have a good reason and an appropriate payment for whatever you're asking them for, so only use that in emergencies, with proper preparation.
Gods don't talk to mortals without good reason. You'd probably need a long monologue of prayer to get answers out of the statue.
There's also Augury and Divination to receive vague answers from heaven.
With Planar Ally, you could plausibly summon Angels from WWII, but they'll confiscate all your items, beat you up, write a bad report etc., if you don't have a good reason and an appropriate payment for whatever you're asking them for, so only use that in emergencies, with proper preparation.
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>>34206
>Sex is still chaste if it happens in marriage
Fuck, I forgot about that feature of Catholicism, so I have to scratch that idea out
>Tracy is a dive grass player
You know how people convert religions for marriages? You know how Crusaders murdered every Muslim, Jew, and half the orthodox Christians they came across?
>Sex is still chaste if it happens in marriage
Fuck, I forgot about that feature of Catholicism, so I have to scratch that idea out
>Tracy is a dive grass player
You know how people convert religions for marriages? You know how Crusaders murdered every Muslim, Jew, and half the orthodox Christians they came across?
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>>34210
Nothing implied, simply illustrating a disposition from which Trump's demeanor is good and righteous, even though it may "somtimes" color outside the established boundaries
Nothing implied, simply illustrating a disposition from which Trump's demeanor is good and righteous, even though it may "somtimes" color outside the established boundaries
>>34216
Can Tracy learn the Self Concealment feat in the holodeck? How long toes it take to learn a feat?
Can Tracy learn the Self Concealment feat in the holodeck? How long toes it take to learn a feat?
>>34213
>it may "somtimes" color outside the established boundaries
That sounds more like a Paladin of Freedom, desu.
>it may "somtimes" color outside the established boundaries
That sounds more like a Paladin of Freedom, desu.
>>34215
>I had to unban myself to post this
I always thought Trumpaladin's Lawful Good alignment came mostly from his certainty that his side was the side of right. Which makes a lot of sense, because morality is basically an aesthetic preference that people force on other people violently, and then feel super superior when they pretend like they are better at living by their own self-made standards than other people.
If it isn't obvious I don't quite know what lawful good means, so I've had him always try to talk down enemies before killing them, be protective of protectorates, not steal or lie or at least avoid it where possible, and not engage in gratuitous things like blood baths.
>>34218
>>34221
Did this post have any purpose besides masturbation?
>I had to unban myself to post this
I always thought Trumpaladin's Lawful Good alignment came mostly from his certainty that his side was the side of right. Which makes a lot of sense, because morality is basically an aesthetic preference that people force on other people violently, and then feel super superior when they pretend like they are better at living by their own self-made standards than other people.
If it isn't obvious I don't quite know what lawful good means, so I've had him always try to talk down enemies before killing them, be protective of protectorates, not steal or lie or at least avoid it where possible, and not engage in gratuitous things like blood baths.
>>34218
>>34221
Did this post have any purpose besides masturbation?
>>34225
Desu, I'd put him more at true neutral
again, players not appreciating the grand sublime poetry of GM's machinations
Desu, I'd put him more at true neutral
again, players not appreciating the grand sublime poetry of GM's machinations
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>>34228
DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Takes Breath*
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>>34229
"Any prince who tries to be 'good' all the time is certain to come to ruin among the many who are not so foolish. It behooves a prince then to be proficient in how to be good, as well as how not to be good, as the situation demands."
- Niccolo Machiavelli
"Any prince who tries to be 'good' all the time is certain to come to ruin among the many who are not so foolish. It behooves a prince then to be proficient in how to be good, as well as how not to be good, as the situation demands."
- Niccolo Machiavelli
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>>34233
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34235
THANK YOU! Saint Machiavelli is under appreciated
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34235
THANK YOU! Saint Machiavelli is under appreciated
>>34222
Just checking..
Do the Epic bonus feats granted at Epic level for classes still need the requirements?
>>34224
>certainty that his side was the side of right
That's mostly Lawfulness. Goodness comes from making personal sacrifices for the sake of others, from what the wikis have told me. Lawfulness refers to respect to tradition, boundaries and authority.
>>34224
>morality is basically an aesthetic preference that people force on other people violently, and then feel super superior when they pretend like they are better at living by their own self-made standards than other people.
Eh..... That's definitely lawful though.
Try reading the Alignments page, to get a better scope of the matter.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Alignment
>>34225
Also this. Most gainful alignment.
Just checking..
Do the Epic bonus feats granted at Epic level for classes still need the requirements?
>>34224
>certainty that his side was the side of right
That's mostly Lawfulness. Goodness comes from making personal sacrifices for the sake of others, from what the wikis have told me. Lawfulness refers to respect to tradition, boundaries and authority.
>>34224
>morality is basically an aesthetic preference that people force on other people violently, and then feel super superior when they pretend like they are better at living by their own self-made standards than other people.
Eh..... That's definitely lawful though.
Try reading the Alignments page, to get a better scope of the matter.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Alignment
>>34225
Also this. Most gainful alignment.
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>>34242
That was a thread derailment if ever there were one. I was doing it because you were funny at first but then you and Torcuil started taking it very seriously...
That was a thread derailment if ever there were one. I was doing it because you were funny at first but then you and Torcuil started taking it very seriously...
>>34244
>"Waifu" has no lawful standing
I object! Waifusim is an aspect of nature ingrained in universal law.
>"Waifu" has no lawful standing
I object! Waifusim is an aspect of nature ingrained in universal law.
Please don't attempt to apply conventional morality to established Court discipline,... it just doesn't work
>>34251
I don't really recall any endorsement of philandery in either the Prince or the Discourses on Livy. I guess it's present in the Mandrake, but I interpret that to be more of a synecdoche for divine based morality
I don't really recall any endorsement of philandery in either the Prince or the Discourses on Livy. I guess it's present in the Mandrake, but I interpret that to be more of a synecdoche for divine based morality
>>34249
There is no pillar of honor, tradition and faith more sacred than a man's dedication to his waifu.
There is no pillar of honor, tradition and faith more sacred than a man's dedication to his waifu.
>>34258
Luxury yes, but he's not for aesceticism, and he makes numerous mentions that what upholds the Prince and thus the Province is best.
Luxury yes, but he's not for aesceticism, and he makes numerous mentions that what upholds the Prince and thus the Province is best.
>>34259
There is a sacred rule in contract making more sacred than any other
GET IT IN WRITING
tl;dr get a legal marriage
>>34260
Ask GM. I'm putting this under CITATION NEEDED. Although I guess it is a plausible interpretation of Mandrake
>>34261
He casually mentions "abstain from their women" (I think in reference to the son of the last king of Rome raping Lucretia and causing the overthrow of the monarchy...) as a requirement for an established monarchy to continue
There is a sacred rule in contract making more sacred than any other
GET IT IN WRITING
tl;dr get a legal marriage
>>34260
Ask GM. I'm putting this under CITATION NEEDED. Although I guess it is a plausible interpretation of Mandrake
>>34261
He casually mentions "abstain from their women" (I think in reference to the son of the last king of Rome raping Lucretia and causing the overthrow of the monarchy...) as a requirement for an established monarchy to continue
>>34262
>abstain
Yes, but in general, his position can easily and conclusively be read that "If getting his dick wet prevents tyranny, then let his dick be whet"
>abstain
Yes, but in general, his position can easily and conclusively be read that "If getting his dick wet prevents tyranny, then let his dick be whet"
For reference, I wasn't advocating that Machiavelli was entirely correct, I was citing him as a resource that would be largely (though defeatably) accepting to Trump's actions.
>>34267
Niccolo Machiavelli was a Florentine Statesman and General who lead the Florentines in war and who was instrumental in the creation and operation of the brief lived Florentine Republic, circa late 1400s and early 1500s
He is best known for being a political philosopher and historian, writing The Prince in 1515 and Disocurses on the First Ten Books of Livy in 1517. He, more than anyone, could be credited with bringing about Modernity in Philosophy with an entirely new way of looking at epistemology and morality, at least since the Greek Classical era
>>34272
He is a very good model, yes, although I don't think he would appreciate Trump's aversion to lying
>>34279
Fae is a priest, and we're building a courthouse. I would say the State, if you meant that as a philosophical question
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Niccolo Machiavelli was a Florentine Statesman and General who lead the Florentines in war and who was instrumental in the creation and operation of the brief lived Florentine Republic, circa late 1400s and early 1500s
He is best known for being a political philosopher and historian, writing The Prince in 1515 and Disocurses on the First Ten Books of Livy in 1517. He, more than anyone, could be credited with bringing about Modernity in Philosophy with an entirely new way of looking at epistemology and morality, at least since the Greek Classical era
>>34272
He is a very good model, yes, although I don't think he would appreciate Trump's aversion to lying
>>34279
Fae is a priest, and we're building a courthouse. I would say the State, if you meant that as a philosophical question
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Anyway, Tracy returns to the stables to nurture her birds, after synthesizing a bag full of elephant meat.
How many severed heads are in the mess hall?
"I've returned, my Angels." Tracy declares softly, before hugging her birds and feeding them.
What gender are these birds? I can tell a chick's gender by their down arrangements, but I can't see these.
>>34281
>Fae is a priest
Is she?
>The state
What state?
How many severed heads are in the mess hall?
"I've returned, my Angels." Tracy declares softly, before hugging her birds and feeding them.
What gender are these birds? I can tell a chick's gender by their down arrangements, but I can't see these.
>>34281
>Fae is a priest
Is she?
>The state
What state?
>>34283
>Is Fae a priest
I made her a priest very early on
>What state
That was a general answer. It would be the relevant state
>Is Fae a priest
I made her a priest very early on
>What state
That was a general answer. It would be the relevant state
>>34294
In game?
Idk. Fiendish Raven, from the summon monster table, is a Lawful Evil creature: it counts as casting a Lawful and Evil spell.
In game?
Idk. Fiendish Raven, from the summon monster table, is a Lawful Evil creature: it counts as casting a Lawful and Evil spell.
>>34283
To Tracy
>"Hi Tracy. I'm out today. Do you want me to pick up anything from the forest for you, or get you any food?"
To Tracy
>"Hi Tracy. I'm out today. Do you want me to pick up anything from the forest for you, or get you any food?"
>>34296
>pigeons like?
Well, what about them? They're pigeons.
They're harder to handle than you'd expect.
>pigeons like?
Well, what about them? They're pigeons.
They're harder to handle than you'd expect.
>>34277
I'd say 1 wk per feat
>>34279
That depends on who one is appealing to. Marriage typically involves submitting to an authority outside of ones self or their partnership, making those to be married supplicants. You will note that the vows Thez and Infernius exchanged did not require such, only a witness who could be observed as independently sovereign.
>>34286
Sure
>>34287
There's already a few, just to let you know,....
>>34289
There's legaities for bird ownership? In Port Barry?
>>34296
There are increasing decorations and planning, but nothing is particularly popping at the moment
>>34299
Insufferable bastards you mean,....
>>34301
I hadn't realized that they were, last I heard they were discussing the prospect of a wedding. She's not opposed to 69, but she'd much rather he tied her hands with her braid and had his way with her.
what? its true,...
I'd say 1 wk per feat
>>34279
That depends on who one is appealing to. Marriage typically involves submitting to an authority outside of ones self or their partnership, making those to be married supplicants. You will note that the vows Thez and Infernius exchanged did not require such, only a witness who could be observed as independently sovereign.
>>34286
Sure
>>34287
There's already a few, just to let you know,....
>>34289
There's legaities for bird ownership? In Port Barry?
>>34296
There are increasing decorations and planning, but nothing is particularly popping at the moment
>>34299
Insufferable bastards you mean,....
>>34301
I hadn't realized that they were, last I heard they were discussing the prospect of a wedding. She's not opposed to 69, but she'd much rather he tied her hands with her braid and had his way with her.
what? its true,...
>>34303
>The Vows Infernius and Thez did required no outside authority
That's why it is not a valid marriage. The essence of marriage is that the relationship is placed outside of the caprice of the participants by making it no longer belong to them
>Thez's sexual preferences
She has better tastes
>The Vows Infernius and Thez did required no outside authority
That's why it is not a valid marriage. The essence of marriage is that the relationship is placed outside of the caprice of the participants by making it no longer belong to them
>Thez's sexual preferences
She has better tastes
>>34306
True, except that Thez (Gilana) is a standing member of the House of Thez, having and maintaining the authority to engage in contractual and binding agreements so long as witnessed by a sovereign party.
True, except that Thez (Gilana) is a standing member of the House of Thez, having and maintaining the authority to engage in contractual and binding agreements so long as witnessed by a sovereign party.
>>34303
i was gonna interrogate darkie but sex is a better prospect.
*binds hands*
*smiles fiendishly*
"im going in dry."
i was gonna interrogate darkie but sex is a better prospect.
*binds hands*
*smiles fiendishly*
"im going in dry."
And while things get lewd, GM departs for 5-10 minutes to acquire take-out
>>34319
>three months ago
Kek. I think she should only just barely be showing any bulge at this state of pregnancy
>"Silly pony, you've got nine months until he's born. No need to rush. We probably have a war coming up. That will get in the way of things. We can perhaps have a celebration once we have crushed our enemies"
>>34322
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I wanted a Sam Eagle
>three months ago
Kek. I think she should only just barely be showing any bulge at this state of pregnancy
>"Silly pony, you've got nine months until he's born. No need to rush. We probably have a war coming up. That will get in the way of things. We can perhaps have a celebration once we have crushed our enemies"
>>34322
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I wanted a Sam Eagle
>>34322
GM, I want an assessment of the Artilery situation. Like what essential numbers do I need to know and so forth. Both wooden weapons are tested, and the Cannons are taken to the Industrial forge for refitting, or scrapping if necessary. Does Slovenia know Ironworking to any degree?
GM, I want an assessment of the Artilery situation. Like what essential numbers do I need to know and so forth. Both wooden weapons are tested, and the Cannons are taken to the Industrial forge for refitting, or scrapping if necessary. Does Slovenia know Ironworking to any degree?
>>34327
Kek, I'll try to do that
>>34326
>Dice
REEEEE! I'll have to go with a Samantha Eagle or something
>No Iron working
Aww... We can assume Port Barry has Ironsmiths, especially since it was mentioned in the two city-improvement posts, right? Also, is Slovenia super adorable when the Trebuchets are fired?
Kek, I'll try to do that
>>34326
>Dice
REEEEE! I'll have to go with a Samantha Eagle or something
>No Iron working
Aww... We can assume Port Barry has Ironsmiths, especially since it was mentioned in the two city-improvement posts, right? Also, is Slovenia super adorable when the Trebuchets are fired?
I g2g for a couple hours..
>>34337
>Slovrnia is in fact being adorable, as per usual
D'aww!
HUGS PONY!
Now let's test out the equipment with targets, preferably structures or walls. And with exotic ammunition as well
>Slovrnia is in fact being adorable, as per usual
D'aww!
HUGS PONY!
Now let's test out the equipment with targets, preferably structures or walls. And with exotic ammunition as well
>>34341
>*Sharp pain in the back of the brain*
Okay, now I actually have to go.
Tracy decides to g check on her Nithing pole on the road to Cardishore and then makes her way towards the city.
>*Sharp pain in the back of the brain*
Okay, now I actually have to go.
Tracy decides to g check on her Nithing pole on the road to Cardishore and then makes her way towards the city.
>>34342
Let GM have just one weekend off after three months. Or at least consider taking another character
Let GM have just one weekend off after three months. Or at least consider taking another character
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>>34345
Fair, but you know they're not just going to keep a pile of knives out at the security area "In case they come back",... odds are they've been rid of by now.
Fair, but you know they're not just going to keep a pile of knives out at the security area "In case they come back",... odds are they've been rid of by now.
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>will REALLY have to go soon
Can the Entertron repair magical status affects, like energy drain and curses?
Can the Entertron repair magical status affects, like energy drain and curses?
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>>34358
Is it harder to summon the help of a Paladin or cleric than it it is to get to the entertron?
>>34350
From what we know of the story, Cardishore is a center of enemy activity, probably as more or even more than the Court City. ho knows what you could encounter. All sorts of magic barriers and other things are possible.
I kind of want my character to infiltrate by disguising himself as seeking to host a reality TV series....
>>34359
>No hooves
Not as sexy as some of the other options available
Is it harder to summon the help of a Paladin or cleric than it it is to get to the entertron?
>>34350
From what we know of the story, Cardishore is a center of enemy activity, probably as more or even more than the Court City. ho knows what you could encounter. All sorts of magic barriers and other things are possible.
I kind of want my character to infiltrate by disguising himself as seeking to host a reality TV series....
>>34359
>No hooves
Not as sexy as some of the other options available
>>34368
I should probably go ask some essential questions of that one pirate we revived. I imagine he wondered over to his natural habitat of the Tavern
I should probably go ask some essential questions of that one pirate we revived. I imagine he wondered over to his natural habitat of the Tavern
>>34359
Can it repair magick affects though.
Also, can Tracy still go check her Nithing Pole, and make her way towards Cardishore? I want her to go, even if she can't enter.
>>34360
What if the Paladin and Cleric we're incapacitated? I just want to know what it's capable of.
>tfw socially obligated to sit through two-hour concert.
Can it repair magick affects though.
Also, can Tracy still go check her Nithing Pole, and make her way towards Cardishore? I want her to go, even if she can't enter.
>>34360
What if the Paladin and Cleric we're incapacitated? I just want to know what it's capable of.
>tfw socially obligated to sit through two-hour concert.
>>34374
I'd assume it can't cure Geas, because if it could, the Thez would have have her's removed by it by now. I'd assume curses function similarly, and so can't be removed by it. As for negative level drains, I am really not sure
I'd assume it can't cure Geas, because if it could, the Thez would have have her's removed by it by now. I'd assume curses function similarly, and so can't be removed by it. As for negative level drains, I am really not sure
>>34374
Alright.
When Tracy gets back, does anyone want to help me kill and revive that Triceratops 6 gorrillion times?
Alright.
When Tracy gets back, does anyone want to help me kill and revive that Triceratops 6 gorrillion times?
>>34382
Torcuil needs a hobby. Like how Tracy has her birds, Infernius has Thez, and Trumpaladin has Football and Deal Making. I think Tracy's faggot had a good idea about making scrolls
Torcuil needs a hobby. Like how Tracy has her birds, Infernius has Thez, and Trumpaladin has Football and Deal Making. I think Tracy's faggot had a good idea about making scrolls
>>34383
Well now, there are mass-production machines down in the 'basement (the area between the top and 'bottom' pyriamid, AKA the forge) for making scrolls and potions in quantity, as well as a number of other machines that are more specialized and particular than the ones in the library do NOT ask me "What kind of machines", rather ask "Is there a machine that does blurrrr"
Well now, there are mass-production machines down in the 'basement (the area between the top and 'bottom' pyriamid, AKA the forge) for making scrolls and potions in quantity, as well as a number of other machines that are more specialized and particular than the ones in the library do NOT ask me "What kind of machines", rather ask "Is there a machine that does blurrrr"
>>34386
So if I am understanding you correctly, I can ressurrect all of the pirates, have them work at the machines producing items on commission, then sell the items at a special Trump Magical Item retail outlet that fills the void left over by the Drow being kicked out of town, trade a substantial portion of the items to Sparintenar for their manufactured items, and then sell those items in Port barry or where ever we can ship them to?
>>34387
I think you're going to have to go to Krenshall for that
So if I am understanding you correctly, I can ressurrect all of the pirates, have them work at the machines producing items on commission, then sell the items at a special Trump Magical Item retail outlet that fills the void left over by the Drow being kicked out of town, trade a substantial portion of the items to Sparintenar for their manufactured items, and then sell those items in Port barry or where ever we can ship them to?
>>34387
I think you're going to have to go to Krenshall for that
>>34389
That's correct, though you'll need a certified magical technician to calibrate and maintain the machines. The machines are - for the most part - a hook allowing players to be creative about getting around limitations on crafting and item production. Nothing too fancy, there'll be no mass production of uber-ness +80 swords of murder, but mass-producing masterwork swords is feasible.
That's correct, though you'll need a certified magical technician to calibrate and maintain the machines. The machines are - for the most part - a hook allowing players to be creative about getting around limitations on crafting and item production. Nothing too fancy, there'll be no mass production of uber-ness +80 swords of murder, but mass-producing masterwork swords is feasible.
By the way, if you think I'm not shutting all my computers down to watch the MLP movie in 20+ minutes,... I think you get where I'm going with that.
>>34393
>Trumpaladin can tune machines to create "heal serious wounds" potions
>Hire pirates to make Heal Serious Wounds Potions in mass
>Trade to Sparintenar, since you know they'll want that
>Same with Bull's strength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
>Trumpaladin can tune machines to create "heal serious wounds" potions
>Hire pirates to make Heal Serious Wounds Potions in mass
>Trade to Sparintenar, since you know they'll want that
>Same with Bull's strength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
GM, can the Trebuchet shoot fireballs, and does Slovenia look cuter when this occurs
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>>34399
I meant like how poners, which are already super cute, can look even cuter when they have certain expressions, especially happy ones. Like if Slovenia were made very happy or some other emotion by the fireball ammunition and it caused her to look more adorable
I meant like how poners, which are already super cute, can look even cuter when they have certain expressions, especially happy ones. Like if Slovenia were made very happy or some other emotion by the fireball ammunition and it caused her to look more adorable
>>34400
I hadn't thought about it that deeply. I will
Torc, if you haven't seen, check:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/87059.html#q95867
I hadn't thought about it that deeply. I will
Torc, if you haven't seen, check:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/87059.html#q95867
>>34404
He's in an open field to the North sort of in the forest, but he's only about 10 minutes away on dragonne.
GOES TO PONY! I mean check the tower/use empathic link/detect evil
By the way, if you are at a laptop, COME WATCH THE PONY MOVIE IN RABBIT!
He's in an open field to the North sort of in the forest, but he's only about 10 minutes away on dragonne.
GOES TO PONY! I mean check the tower/use empathic link/detect evil
By the way, if you are at a laptop, COME WATCH THE PONY MOVIE IN RABBIT!
>>34407
Submit a request to join the room when it shows you that screen. I'll tell anon28 to look out for new requests
Submit a request to join the room when it shows you that screen. I'll tell anon28 to look out for new requests
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So uh,... what's been goin' on?
>>34415
*Becomes Ethereal*
I'm starving for XP. Let's fight something already.
Use detect ebil to find shit.
*Becomes Ethereal*
I'm starving for XP. Let's fight something already.
Use detect ebil to find shit.
>>34422
Oh, its not the first time tonight I've been robbed of seeing a movie with friends
>laughter turns to sobbing
>>344258
Youre b8 m8
Oh, its not the first time tonight I've been robbed of seeing a movie with friends
>laughter turns to sobbing
>>344258
Youre b8 m8
>>34425
"........ Flashy... I'm your mount, right..? I'm here to help you on your mission for football or whatever, right?"
"........ Flashy... I'm your mount, right..? I'm here to help you on your mission for football or whatever, right?"
>>34427
"D'aww! Well shouldn't I get Thez's belt back, or Suiboto back. Or shouldn't we talk to darkie so we can, you know, get our stuff back and "move the drow to a reservation'"
"D'aww! Well shouldn't I get Thez's belt back, or Suiboto back. Or shouldn't we talk to darkie so we can, you know, get our stuff back and "move the drow to a reservation'"
>>34428
"..... Flashy.... I'm feeling... Frisky... (and upset, but she doesn't say why) It's a Paladin's mission to save the world from Ebil creatures, right? Let's do that."
"..... Flashy.... I'm feeling... Frisky... (and upset, but she doesn't say why) It's a Paladin's mission to save the world from Ebil creatures, right? Let's do that."
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>Torc continues being bored as fucking hell
I guess he goes to investigate the machines that do blurrrr
I guess he goes to investigate the machines that do blurrrr
>Party finds Thong of Epic Charisma
>Trumpaladin wears it
>>34439
How do I attract ghosts?
Did Trumpaladin Detect anything?
>Trumpaladin wears it
>>34439
How do I attract ghosts?
Did Trumpaladin Detect anything?
>>34437
>>34438
I think that's factually wrong, at least in the case of devourers, because the article suggests that they attack travelers on the Ethereal plane and there is no mention of them going to the material plane. But whatever, we'll go with your interpretation
"Well then why are you standing here. Let's go looking for monsters to slay!"
SPURS MOUNT
QUICK DRAWS VANDERIEM
"Yippee kay ay!"
>>34439
Oh thank goodness. Also pls bake. This thread is causing delay of at least 30 seconds because of size on my laptop
>>34441
Kek. Try moving forward until you run into something. Do spot checks as well
>>34438
I think that's factually wrong, at least in the case of devourers, because the article suggests that they attack travelers on the Ethereal plane and there is no mention of them going to the material plane. But whatever, we'll go with your interpretation
"Well then why are you standing here. Let's go looking for monsters to slay!"
SPURS MOUNT
QUICK DRAWS VANDERIEM
"Yippee kay ay!"
>>34439
Oh thank goodness. Also pls bake. This thread is causing delay of at least 30 seconds because of size on my laptop
>>34441
Kek. Try moving forward until you run into something. Do spot checks as well
[1d20+5 = 13]
Spot Check looking for ghosts
Spot Check looking for ghosts
Detect evil, but the fucking horse should move if she wants to run into something
>>34442
<whoooof> "Oh come on then!" Thez grabs Torcuil's shoulder and <shoomp> they both transition to the ethereal plane, some distance (but still in eyesight) of Tracy and Trump.
<whoooof> "Oh come on then!" Thez grabs Torcuil's shoulder and <shoomp> they both transition to the ethereal plane, some distance (but still in eyesight) of Tracy and Trump.
>>34442
>inb4, all of the optimal items for him end up being girls' underwear
>Bra of Giant's Strength
>inb4, all of the optimal items for him end up being girls' underwear
>Bra of Giant's Strength
>>34454
This. Trump is chibi again. Thez gibs back the belt and the sword,... but they're too big for him.
This. Trump is chibi again. Thez gibs back the belt and the sword,... but they're too big for him.
OH fine, I can hear you thinking it,... baking
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