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So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
There are no breaks on this train!
>pickle rick
Even I don't shitpost this bad
>>33362Somewhat relevant gif
*passes out from exhaustion*
>maybe not kill, but long sexin
\r
*teleports in*
*distributes unmarked cans*
*teleports out*
>do you dare open the cans?
>>33368*Puts pony in lap*
>>33371*Takes a can, but is not daring enough to open it*
>>33371"What's this?" Thez taps one of the cans. "Where did these come from?" she positions can 4 smash.
>>33372I thought you were dea-
>>33371Opens can immediately.
>>33374>Knife functions as can-opener
>>33374I have my defenses
>>33376There is no power greater than the Natural 20.
>>33374Bantz kills are more figurative. Surely you've seen animes or w/e where characters murder eachother just for keks
>>33377Did we get back to the tower though?
>>33377I banned him before GM noticed, that means I win the saving throw
>>33381>bannedBanned whom pray tell?
>>33383He also deleted those few posts.
>>33383I think he means Torc, who hasn't posted since his posts were deleted.
>>33369This was also edited.
>>33384Srsly? This again? Really? Trump, what's your game? Are you deliberately trying to discourage anons from participating, cuz it sure looks that way.
FUCK THESE FUCKING BANS AND THE FUCKING BITCH WHO GAVE THEM TOO ME
TWO OF THEM
T W O
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33387Oh hush. If people can attack and kill my character while I'm waiting out walking around and thinking of how to respond to Tracy's faggots post about optimum mount size, then I can use 5 minute bans for fun as well. And fuck anyone who is going to attack me without provication like that
>>33388Kek
>>33389>5 minThat second one was 10
And it was hell
>>33389Stop deleting posts ITT!
>>33390True. The second one was 15 minutes
>>33391It was as a ban and delete, rather than a normal delete. And if people think they can attack my character without reason like that without getting a joke ban in response, they are mistaken
>>33392A B U S E
O F
M O D
P O W E R S
>>33392Don't just delet the posts though.
>>33372*Grows to full size and sits on Trump*
>>33394Oh so he can ban me? Just cant delete posts?
>>33393>Always Neutral Evil>>33394reeeeee
>>33394>>33395But attacking people like that is a really shitty move. If anything should be deleted it's that
>>33396YOU WHERE PROMOTED TO BAN THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM
>>33397You can't nom me pony!
>>33398Learn to handle the bantz!
*Forces tongue down throat*
>>33399THEN WHY DID YOU SHOOT AT ME!
Okkay, I just gotta say. The bans are kinda fucked up desu. Deleting posts is one thing, but restricting anons is cruel desu.
I'll give Trump a choice; stop with the bans/deletions, OR go Blackguard. I mean, thats SO not Paladin decorum,....
>>33407Okay which? Blackguard tyrant, or Paladin not-quite-tyrant?
[affectionate monster noises]
*Tongue goes a bit deeper, before retreating*
>>33408Paladin not-fully-a-tyrant
>>33409*Hugs horsey*
*Takes breath*
>>33410e_e
This whole "shamed pony" act is getting as stale as the last thread. XPPPP
And thus, I walked out to look upon the field where my shitposts grew. But when I arrived I found them barren. The plague of bans had reached me. All the signs where there, the warnings should have let me know. But alas, I did not listen, and now as a punishment, my shitpost field is barren. Eaten away by the endless stomachs of the bans.
I look at the sunset, tears welling in my eyes as I realize my crop has failed. And I whisper a single word....
"Bitch"
>>33410*hugs crushingly*
>>33411This.
Stop cute-posting and actually try to improve.
>>33415>PoufTrump is now a 3' tall chibi-Trump
>>33416*Hugs chibi-paladin like a baby doll*
[1d20 = 2]>>33416*Is too small for Tracy to hold*
FUCKING RUN FOR FAE!
>>33419>Implying you can escape
[1d20 = 19]>>33419Torc trips tiny Trump
>>33421*Snatches him up and holds him to her cheek, affectionately*
>>33422HUZZAH, THE TEAMWORK HAS BEEN DOUBLED
>>33423*purrs*
>Mommy mode*Rocks him like like baby, holding him to to her chest fluff*
>>33425"Awwww, he's so little!"
>>33424Nigger, the demon horse isn't on anyone's team but her's
>>33425*pouty face*
>>33426*death glare*
>>33426"He's adorable!"
*Pat's paladin on the back until he burps*
>tfw libshits' memes actually come in handy
>>33428I'm'a vomit on you if you keep that up
>>33429>Implying that'd do anything but fire-up her maternal instincts
>mfw a quick-nerf turned into a story development
>>33431This is the best thing since pic related
>>33432*Beams happily*
"You're so cute at this size, ~Flashy!"
*Holds to chest*
>>33433That was hilarious.
>hacking up blood>got banned from /mlpol/>cockroach in room>my poor kitty had giant ass tickCan tonight get any worse for me?
This isn't a challenge GM>>33435Also, it remind me of an idea I had.
GM, besides fucking Death, what else would Torc have to do for a favor from her?
>>33436>tick@_@ poor kitten
>herWhich 'her' do you mean?
>>33434reeee>>33431Gib size back so I am bigger than Tracy again!
>>33438I think he meant Death, since it was said that she'd be a recurring character.
>>33440>>33441Ah, well,... did Torc get her number?
>>33439*Puts on back*
*Struts about in a regal fashion*
"I can't say I don't appreciate you differently at this size Flashy. I think I could get used to it until you're cured."
[Happy pony noises]
>>33442Does she accept sacrifice of a leg for valid calling methods?
>>33442>>33444>NumberThose trips have to mean something.
>>33444If you sacrificed your leg to Death, you probably wouldn't get it back..
>>33446Maybe after it was humped
>>33446Bruh what the fuck did you think I meant by sacrifice?
>>33447>>33449I'm not sharing my pony
>>33448Maybe you have a child you can sacrifice?
>>33448>Wizard with a wooden legThat'd work.
>>33450>Sacrificing others for deific favorsKike-tier.
Self-mutilation ftw.
>>33450I am not sacrificing Norfilly
Now, you on the other hand...
>>33451I was thinking more steampunkish but that works
>>33453You're seriously gonna go all Saw on your shit, just to get a 'girl's' attention? Thats pretty beta desu
>>33452Oh hush. Surely you don't think the powers that beat back Hilary's black magic in the 2016 elections were purchased cheaply?
>>33453I was not talking about my stepdaughter!
>Sacrifice meNigger, I'll go blackguard and sacrifice
(you) before that will happen
>>33454He has no idea how to work with girls
>>33454Torc IS beta, but I agree.
He should at least wait until he actually needs it.
>>33454Its not "to get a girl"
Its for the favor of torturing the information we need out of darkie
>>33455>purchased cheaply?Of course not. We fed Kek gorillions of memes to overpower Moloch.
>>33457If Darkie still isn't bored enough to talk, we'll just kill him and let Infernius talk to his corpse.
>>33457He's been starving for days, stuck in a body-cast. Have you tried talking to him? I mean I know I was unresponsive when he was first revived, but he would've been all cheek then. Now he's had time to 'stew in his juices' (did I mention body-casts don't permit bathroom breaks?)
>>33457Nigger, this guy ain't afraid of death. If you want to go that route, let Tracy do it, since she does it for free
>>33458Only half the story...
>>33460I almost feel sorry for him...
*Continues to procrastinate*
>>33458I may or may not have given part of my soul
My fucking first time dealing with tumblr ass SJWs was campaigning. And they stopped traffic on a busy ass street to yell "fuck you" at me (holding a Trump sign) about a guy holding a "Fuck Trump" sign like it was my fault.>>33460LET HIM WAIT
>>33462>Having pity for one's enemiesAnon...
>>33463This, although I don't know how much I want to risk the information going stale
>>33464The Drow have probably already spent all of our money..
>>33467We can just repossess all of their assets though.
Okay, let me make sure I have this right. I need to:
- Orange-text the escape from Court City
- Prepare/determine what's going to happen with Darkie (but not yet, let him stew)
- Get ahold of death for Torcuil cuz,....
Am I missing anything?
>>33469How long does Tracy get to play with Tiny Trump?
>>33469Well fuck, if you guys don't like the idea of Death I'll not it.
Is there a theme that gives me orange text or do I need to do that code thing?
>>33470IDK, that was just a warning that if he keeps banning I'll have to get creative. Not that my creativity is
that much of a hurdle/threat, given that he's a mod and all, but I
am creative enough to make it embarrassing
>inb4 ban
>>33471I want pinktext, like on /pone/.
>>33471Options
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>>33471Death isn't a bad idea, I was just surprised that you'd be willing to cut your leg off for Death's help in an interrogation that doesn't require either death or leg-cutting-off. You're welcome to proceed.
>>33474YOOOOO
THAT SHIT IS SICK
I love it
>orange has always been my favorite color
>>33471Orange colored text is now an option in the options menu on the top right. It replaces greentext
>>33473We can do that. As a replacement for greentext or as
text in posts?
>>33474Or you can do it the hard way...
>>33472reeeee
>>33476Praise Pupper and Anon in Orange-text thread, I just camped on their posts
>>33477Wait, can we chnage the colors of text using the [] format?
We orange text now!>>33480If it's colored like that sure
>>33479I asked pupper...
>>33481Wait, how do we change text color?
>>33477I meant the text that starts with a "<3".
>>33482I mean, without using ">"
Source posts:
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3811https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3812https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3814>>33477Cuz copy-paste is the "hard way"?
>reeeeeWhat do you want from me? IMO
not 'desu' so yo know I'm serious banning anons is the one thing I
won't abide. Deleted posts can be re-posted, screen-capped, or w/e but bans only cause entropy and salt.
>>33431Pic related
>>33483Uh... I don't know how that text feature works...
>>33485>entropy and saltSo does shooting a player character who has done absolutely nothing against the person in question while faggot is waiting for a new thread and walking
>>33487It was a bantz shot. Meme-tier.
>>33486>mfw ctrl-o is another macroTesting>>33487I agree it was bantz, but you make a compelling argument
[o ] [/o ] Orange confirmed
>>33488Then so is a five minute ban for "oh well fuck you too." If it were a real ban, it would be three days like the one I gave that barneyfag hours ago
>>33489>>33490Huzzah!
>>33488I honestly wasn't expecting a 20
>>33489Hey, he kinda deserved it for >raping Tracy infront of Torc>>33491Yeah but 15 minutes was hell
Does ctrl+g mean green color?
>>33491So wait, Nigel-ban confirmed?
>>33492You niggers don't understand how the dice
really work
I'm gonna love this
>>33492NO! Attack Tracy if you're angry at her stealing your chopsticks or being loud in sex. I did nothing wrong
>>33493woahtest
>>33495No, it was a random brit picked up from /mlp/ or /qa/ or /trash/ or somewhere who was trolling the people in the anon filly thread
>>33496>I did nothing wrongYou initiated secks, in the middle of a dungeon.
Not that Tracy was bothered by it.
>>33497Do you have a preferred shade of pink for text color?
>>33499How the fuck is that punishable by being shot????
[20d1 = 20]>>33497But do you have an orange tree? Cause I do.>ITT faggots are amazed by site features while fighting about a fictional shooting>>33496Well GM said we could kill eachother....
>>33495Is this how dice
really work?
>>33500It's not. But again, it was meme-tier.
He could've been revived 5 minutes later, because reasons.
Test
>>33502WELL GOOD, BECAUSE TORCUIL WAS REVIVED FIVE MINUTES LATER
>>33501I do have an orange tree>20 1's*Earth explodes*
>>33501He
did say we could kill each other.
[50d1 = 50]>>33503??????
Torc never died...
>>33504I fucking love orange text. Maybe too much>earth explodesFuck
>>33501>tfw was gonna get spoopy>got shit-posted at instead>>33506Yeah, orange is the new bold/italics
OOOh! Can't wait for the first (legit)
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[69d420 = 13067]>>33508>>33507Rolling 69d420 because memez
RIP black hole at the center of the Milky Way
>>33509We'd have to change the ban message color, or add a new feature for orange ban text
>>33510Did I kill everyone?
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>>33511No worries, I called it first; that's all I was after. ^_^
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Alright you loveable faggots, I have to crash so I can get up early to call in sick to work. Try not to drive each-other off in the meantime? You already scared off Ebin,.... Xp
>>33514G'night.
I got shit to do tomorrow so I think I'm leaving to
P.S. No Trumps were harmed during the shooting in the head.
He's still chibi though
>>33518>No shoot in headYay
>Is chibiREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
\r
>>33519I didn't say Trump wasn't shot in the head, I said he wasn't
harmed by it. It still hurt like a bitch.
testing
>>33525No. Fuck that and fuck torcuil
>>33527>"KILL THE WIZARD"
>>33529>'[Fuzzy static sounds]'[hormonal giggling]
"..~Tee-hee-hee..!"
>>33530>"Then Put me down so I may do it myself"
>>33531Lol no
*Holds on the air and giggles hysterically*
>>33532Fuck It
Contacting better mount
>"Fae, Charge and pounce this NAP Violating son of a bitch"
[3d20 = 28]>>33533Charge, and Pounce faggot
Bite, Claw, and Claw
>>33533Nice Pali
*Brutal nuzzling intensifies*
>>33534>regrets not buffing kitty with bull's strengthShe's got a +18 on that first attack, and I think +13 on all of the remainder. He has almost no armor, so an AC of like 15. I think that means every strike hits
[2d6+5 = 11][2d6+5 = 12][2d6+10 = 14]>>33534>>33536Damage should be 2d6 +4 plus strength for bite and 2d6 +2 plus half strength for each claw
>>33536Stats don't matter. We all know Torc is squishy.
*Curls into fluffball around Tiny Trump*
>>33537>Does 37 damage in a single round>Torcuil has what - 48 HP?That's a very good kitty
>>33538Stats make it a hell of a lot more fun though. Also, Fae has been underated
>>33540You're a pony now. You're bigger, but not by a giant margin
>>33541*Turns into full-sized hoers*
*Nuzzles*
>>33542Should Torcuil be finished off or left bleeding? No way in hell he'd succeed in a concentration check for spell casting that round
>>33543GM isn't here, so best to assume it's left at "Torc got bitten and clawed really badly", for now.
[1d20 = 9]>>33543You better hope bitch
Rolling for concentration
>>33545Snek can still attack.
[1d20 = 12]>>33546Thx m8
Snek grapple check (idk how to calculate bonuses)
>>33548U
>Mr. Snek has 19 strength, whats the bonus>>33549Ayyy lmao
[3d20 = 49]>>33550Great. Dumb Ass
Fae full round attack
[2d8+4 = 16][1d20+6 = 21]>>33551Rolling for Mr. Snek's constrict
[2d6+5 = 15][2d6+5 = 12][2d6+10 = 14]>>33551>Rolled a 20That last hit should be rolled again for the possibility of double damage, but you've got like only 21 HP before you are dead and 11 before you are unconcious, so I'll wait
[2d8+4 = 8][1d20+6 = 11]>>33552Weird, rearanged them
First is 2d8+4 second is 1d20+6
>>33555Ignore those rolls, that was an accedent
>>33554Yiure the one attacking me after a joke
>>33556The "joke" was an attack. Fuck you
>>33557Hmmmm
Guess who's going to become Laocoön today?
>>33558I don't know what Laocoon is, but you're dead with a single round past the first
>tfw trump banned me for 24 hours
serously fuck you trump i hope you get raped by a pack of communist niggers catch aids and die, also im quitting this fucking site because the ucking mods are no better than 4cuck.
>>33560Who is u?
>>33559Greek mythology, look it up
>>33562>saluteYou will be missed friend
>>33563AAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
All I have ever wanted out of you people while trying to play a damn game is to be left alone. Instead, you fuckers all shoot me, steal from me, attack me, and attack my cat. Fuck you all
>>33565cry me a river faggot. you are the biggest douchebag her,
>>33565If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen
>>33567Well then bans are part of the heat
>>33566Fuck off and fuck you
>>33568why are you such a cocksucker?
>>33569Because I want to be left alone by you fucks, and you all won't leave me alone
>>33570you attack torc almost daily, and you expect me to not do anything? i stop evil i dont go along with it.
>>33571No I don't you imbecilic fuck. This is literally the first time ever that I attacked Torcuil, and this
after he fucking shot me.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. If you try to stop me after that, then (you) are evil
\r
>>33572Lets see, stole shit and then attacked me when I asked for it back
>>33572oh trump please give me back that potion you STOLE from mefuck you stop attacking me.poceds to attack torc for no reasonoy vey goyim You are the evil one.
>>33570Everyone else is able to resolve their issues through gameplay and bantz. Why do you have to delet/ban things to handle your shit?
>>33576I'm trying to resolve it through gameplay and bantz. Don't get in my way of doing that
>>33575Torcuil was never attacked in that encounter. Nothing happened
>>33576>>33574im done, it was fun playing with torc tracy and thez.
>>33574What attacks did I make? Tell me. None.
>>33578Fucking leave
>>33577>TryingNo you aren't. You delet/ban shit that doesn't go your way almost every session.
>>33580I was trying to in this encounter. Then you fuckers ganged up on me
>>33581>Ganged upI didn't do shit, and maybe people wouldn't be so eager to do so if you didn't ban them all the time.
>>33577Iirc you drew your sword and slashed
>>33578I'm gonna miss you
Didn't know I could get banned for shitposting
>>33582You were offering advice
>>33583No, I never drew sword and slashed Torcuil
You can get banned on any site for shitposting. 4chan or here. Do a control f of our ban list, you'll see it is true
Bye faggots
I may be back later.
>>33585>Offering advice to a player is bannable
>>33587Oh it was for like 15 minutes. Cry me a fucking river
>>33588That's beside the point.
You take this game so fucking personally that you can't bear to "lose" at anything so much that you resort to banning/deleting things just because it makes you feel superior, and it spoils the fun for everyone else.
>>33586I would like to clairfy I am not quiting /mlpol/, but I may be quiting mixxed nuts>>33589This
>>33589Why do you take the deletions so personally? It doesn't stop you.
I want to not be shot for no reason at all, and I want to be left alone to duel players when that needs to happen. And it's no fucking fun for me when that isn't allowed
>deletions
They're annoying, disruptive, and downright insulting. Stop trying to erase everything you don't like.
>>33593Sure, just don't attack me when I am not asking for it and let me duel when that needs to happen
>>33593>Implying all this other bullshit isn't annoying disruptive, and insulting
>>33594No Anon. That's not how fantasy games work. ANYONE can do ANYTHING they want.
>>33595>Implying implications
>>33596If you are going to use the "anything I want to" logic, why shouldn't I do the same right back at you? That's how image boards work, isn't it?
>>33597Yeah, within the fucking game.
If you just ban Anons for no other reason than that you want to, everyone will just get pissed off and leave, just like what happened to /mlp/.
>>33598People can get pissed off and leave for shit that happens in the game as well
I don't have time to deal with this horseshit. See y'all later, maybe
I'm a maybe as well. I wish I had more self control than I do.
I just want to say Fuck you GM. None of this would have happened had you not actively, explicitly, and deliberately abetted it. No one wanted the players to attack each other except you. None of us had any reason to be strongly mad at each other. YOU caused this
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>>33601What is your problem?! Nobody else had a problem with the characters attacking each other. It was stated that the purpose of the Entertron so that all the characters could explode and dismember each other like Looney Toons, and still go back to adventuring like nothing ever fucking happened. Infernius ate my character's eyeball; I lit his on fire: Nobody but you ever took it so personally, because IT'S ALL IMAGINARY! You get so butthurt about imaginary stuff that happens in game that you resort to retaliating outside of the game through abuse of moderation, and you do it at the risk of the future of not only The Game but the site as well, all because you can't handle the bantz!
Fuck you!
>>33602Is there a future anymore?
>>33603I don't know. You may have ruined it.
You were certainly eager for Infernius to leave.
>>33604Well, I guess it's my time to ride off into the sunset
Perhaps in a future version of the game, a party going east may come across the MAGA hat wearing black guard. The one with no formal name, but who rides (and sleeps with) a fiendish black horse. Whp has an undead vice-president as a servant. He carries a magic and cursed Warhammer, one like those of the ancient devils who destroyed your old world, and whom you thought you'd escaped. And he's rumored to have not one, but two suits of armor
Maybe this will help me
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>>33602How do you orange text?
>>33610Put a "[o ]" in front of the text you want.
>>33610Testing can be done on >>>/test/
I has sad nao...
Oh well.. The Game was supposed to be on recess this week, with just bantz and shitposting in between.. Idk how long the "recess" will last now though..
I got mad because reasons.. but I still want to play again.. Even if some players want to take a long break..
Thez walks up to Trump and looks him up and down, the expression on her face is a completely blank and emotionless stare. She hits him with a Stunning Fist and removes the Girdle of Giant's strength. She hits him again, and then takes Sugoito. "You can have them back later if you want them."
She then walks up to Infernius, and takes the modified Glaive. After a moment of fiddling with the fittings and rivets, she removes the bladed head, leaving her bare staff once again. She throws the blades aside, which sink into a nearby wall. Unbuckling a few straps from the Glider-harness, the wings fall to the floor.
She then walks to the sout-west door, kicks it open, and <whoooof>.
>>33578>mfw Infernius is gone
>>33616Same, I'm gonna miss the bastard
>>33609Awww fuck.
Well, he's gone for the fucking month.
Whoopty-fucking-doo, that doesn't do anything but make me even more pissed.
I hope the joy comes back to the game, and that this storm can pass.
>>33621This
I don't want to be alone.. not again..
>>33622>>33621Same.
Can another Mod undo the foolish ban of Trump's faggot?
>>33623I ant to see if Infernius is ever coming back first...
>>33624Fair point, I can accept thatBut him banning himself was a retarded pity move to get him out of discussing the topic
>>33625Either way, he's got his finals this week to focus on. He could use a time out...
>>33601You can criticize me all you want. I'm not faultless in all this, and I admit to having goaded several parties throughout the process of this downward spiral. As far as not attacking eachother "except me", I find that to be an unsupportable claim. As far as not having had any reason to be strongly mad at eachother, I likewise find that to be unsupportable. As to "me" causing this, again I have some admitted culpability but to claim that I caused this is at least a stretch and at most an exercise in blame shifting.
Let us first indicate that aside from some shit-posting and haxx usage (the stones) no one has ever died in this game. No one. In fact, the most grievous injuries sustained were by Thez and Lenos, who tore at eachother over a bet that Lenos rigged. You can say "both were controlled by you at the time and throughout" and that
is correct, but my portrayal of Lenos is/was both accurate and consistent and was later confirmed/validated by Lenos' player. By goading players to attack one another, I was hoping that players might realize "hey, its not the end of the world if we get beaten about a bit, even if its us beating eachother about". As Tracy's player pointed out, there's the Entertron, as well as the spell-casting ability of Trump, Infernius, and Torcuil, which can undo pretty much anyone so maligned.
Tl;dr Its a fucking game. I have a hard time believing that anyone ITT has never died in a game and kept on playing in spite of it, multi-player or no.
As for players who are contemplating quitting and/or not participating - either entirely or in a gameplay sense - take your time and don't feel compelled. This has been the longest running, as well as the most constant and continuous (as in, both overall duration, and density of play during that duration) RP game of any sort I have ever seen, excluding shit like WOW, Everquest, etc. That its been almost entirely text/post-based is to everyone's credit, and no matter how things progress (if) I can state unequivocally that everyone has been phenomenal.
*contemplates the fragility of existence*
I still want to play...
>>33578Nobully, but I hope that you're like me and that after making a declaration of departure from wherever, you can't resist the temptation to peek back and see what the outcome was.
If you wish to quit the game/site as you've indicated, let me just state that your participation has been irreplaceable. All the Thez/Infernius stuff (which I'll get to) aside, your character portrayal made Infernius 'real' and 'tangible', to the point where years from now I will make numerous references to "A minotaur character who...." in whatever game I find myself running or playing in. Top marks.
>>33609On the subject of "my fault", you're right for a big reason, but not the reason you may be thinking. Trump's portrayal has been very non-paladin for the majority of the time, and I've turned a blind eye to it because I'm a bit of a softy towards players. For one it amused me (though not always) and for two it fit with the "Random FFA" atmosphere that the game is supposed to have. When watching those "How to B betterer GM/Player", I kept noticing how the absolute devotion to the established rules was purported to be paramount, suggesting that doing so would avoid friction and strife. I felt/feel that being more permissive to players - especially players less familiar with the rules and game 'engine' - makes for a more inclusive, less serious, and overall more enjoyable experience, especially given the image-board nature of this interaction. So yes, among the faults I have displayed, allowing players to run more free than the rules allow is one of them.
>>33621You,... you're good you. We haven't had the chance to develop your character mostly cuz timezones and shit. The first week of January I'll be working on an alternate shift schedule, and will be available during hours that more fit your situation. I hope that this will be,... maybe not resolved, but perhaps somewhat repaired by then.
>>33622This gives me mixed feelings. On the one hand I feel the same way (in several contexts), on the other hand I am actually quite pleased to see Tracy Cage - as a player controlled character
and as an OC idea - showing attachment and fondness for others. I mean, from what I've gathered about the OC, Tracy isn't exactly fond of anyone, and is entirely a loner. TO see her saddened by the thought of being alone is bittersweet desu.
>>33623>>33626I think that would be an exercise in futility. If he chooses to return, or keep his distance entirely, that's his choice and I respect it. I truly wish him the best. I hope that the past few months have amped up his creative juices, such that he may reign terror down on illegals and criminals with newfound enthusiasm and innovative ability, and if we never hear from Trump again, please know and understand; he will be missed, and like with Infernius, I'll be sharing anecdotes in the future about "Paladin Trump" and his exploits.
>>33628Thank you. I'll be wracking my brain for several hours, days, and perhaps weeks to try and figure out how to make that happen, consistent (or not-so) with the story.
>>33629Time heals all wounds.
>>33630Cute poners help too.
>hugs
>>33629Well I'll be out for a while.. I have a whole bunch of things in meatspace to handle...
I'll still check in on whatever you post here, probably..
>>33634I'm still not done text-walling, and I'll be looking forward to your return.
>>33635Still here. Post away.
>>33636The next bit will take me some time, as I'm not finished processing and analyzing, let alone trying to spit it out coherently.
>>33636One of the things I noticed early on when playing on-board is that the separation of players allowed me to identify with characters
more than live/in-person gaming. With the ability to visualize the characters being limited only to input and not interactive human elements, the characters in a way became
more authentic even if that authenticity was largely biased by my own understanding of the archetypes and symbols. Basically, I could identify with the characters more
because I was interpreting them based on my ability to understand the motivations and actions intuitively and not exhaustively declared or discussed. This led me to develop an attachment to each character individually, as well as the group, as each character represents fundamental dispositions in humans generally and individuals specifically. This led me to develop the interest in seeing characters able to express themselves less restrictively and more freely. I haven't checked the logs, but the only times I recall taking offense at player actions is when they infringed on others, in a meta sense. Specific to Tracy, I particularly identify with her character, in that she has alot in common with Thez. I hope your reasons for playing a dark/edgy character are not comparable to my reasons for playing mine, but seeing Tracy open up did give me a sense of satisfaction I hadn't anticipated.
Which of course brings me to the elephant in the room. Thez. This campaign was created and developed for countless reasons, but Thez is a big one. I've previously blog-posted details about her origins (both in-game and not) and I won't belabor the point with more. That she is an individuated aspect of my own psychological expression is unusual in the least; that purposes and benefits of the game have grown and increased is obvious, but so to is the fact that I just wanted a place to let her play, and that she made allies and
friends brought out elements of me which had either atrophied, or had all-but died off entirely. At the beginning, Thez was and had always been aloof, detached, a bit playful but in a dismissive sense, and a shameless rapist. Through interactions with Tracy and Infernius in particular - not dismissing or disregarding Trump or Torcuil - and the story that developed, I found her motivations and interests changing. Tracy was kind of like a sister to her, and Infernius,... well I'm
still getting to that. Beyond my own attachment/appreciation of the characters, Thez did too and moreso, which was
completely unexpected and threw me for a loop on more than one occasion. As a character
and as a dissociated identity she literally shifted alignment, because players and characters became important to her. In many ways, Thez was the embodiment of black-pills, but in all the to-do that has gone on she expressed happiness and joy and excitement for the first time
ever.
Yes, there's still more.
Torcuil's presence/participation was very mentoring for her, as he's a character who had experienced significant and damaging trauma, but had led him to a completely contrary disposition. Thez knows that Torcuil's attitude is more conducive for social acceptability and that's part of the reason she was not want to be less contrarian in general form, which was always a self-defense mechanism to avoid being attached and/or involved with others, in game or out.
Trump was very much - not universally but as far as the party dynamic - the villain to her, in that he always seemed to be making demands or generally dictate either to the party or to the NPC society. He was not always this way, but that was the overall impression he made, which touched several nerves for me on several occasions as his behavior and demeanor triggered memories of experiences which led me to develop Thez to the degree that she was Thez. Before many long changes and developments, Thez was Gilana "my Dwelf bitch", and the refinements and gameplay that made her into Thez were a parallel of my personal shifting of subconscious/unconscious motivations and responses (whether recent or distant) into conscious ones (read: long-overdue sorting). As a result of all that, Trump often infuriated her and me, resulting in behaviors which I recognize in hindsight were in error, not that that excuses anything.
At the same time, I identify with Trump in his insistence, resolve, and lack of restraint when asserting himself as either the authority or as an authority participating amongst more-or-less authoritative individuals. He is very much like myself when operating in a professional capacity, and he is also very much like individuals I have both hated and also learned greatly from, even if I curse their names to this day (no, Barry is not one of them).
When I started this game, what I wanted perhaps the most was a second start on this side of the Internet. I wanted to escape my discord username. To me, it represented everything I was and accomplished since I started in late April. And I didn't like it. I didn't like me, who I was, or what I had done in the intervening months. So I was happy to come here starting on a clean slate - except of course that I wanted to draw from my infamy as waifu thief, where I had been happy to play the villain.
But unsurprisingly, a change of nane changed nothing. The person I hated over the summer was not changed with a name change. I fell into all of the same faults, all of the sane errors, and arguably worse habits. I had failed. I have failed.
I love you all though, and I wish it were not as it is. I am sorry, GM. I am sorry Tracy's faggot. I am sorry Infernius's faggot. And I'm sorry even to Torcuil's faggot. I would say more, but I don't think my words have meaning
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My gaming experience has been that players can and will always act in an unpredictable manner, necessitating a fluidity and agility in the progression of the gameplay story. That experience did not sufficiently prepare me mentally for the degree that this party has defied expectation. I've spent more hours concocting effective explanations and etymological structures, possible encounters, dialogue, etc. - the bulk of which would never have seen the light of day anyhow - which ended up crumpled up in a metaphorically piling-over trash can than I could ever have imagined. Thats not a criticism, or a lecturing statement, its a credit to the ingenuity, creativity, and authenticity of the players and characters here. I revel (mostly, there have been a few oversized-anime, behind-the-head teardrops) in working to develop the structure so that it makes some sense, while engaging in mental gymnastics to respond to character actions in the moment. To say that this game has helped me to evolve as an individual creatively and meditatively (and psychologically Xp) is the understatement of the year, and that's after/alongside the countless developments I've made in and around Mlpol in general, from Apr 1st onwards. This game has resulted in an observable/tangible shift in disposition and overall demeanor which has been observed and commented on by my friends, associates, and colleagues, and I'll be forever grateful for that even if the game grinds to a halt (which, I hope it doesn't). This game literally makes less desirable aspects of living in this world - with all the red and blackpills I've swallowed over the years - worth it to a degree that leaving it (especially in the midst of an unresolved conflict) often results in a feeling of extreme depression, which I am also able to observe and address all thanks to everyone participating as they have.
Yep, still more to come.
>>33641>ban-evadingMOOOOOOOODS
Kidding, I love you to no homo
>>33641And without knowing it, you've hit on another element which I might not have thought to address. I know these text-walls are awfully blog-posty, but I'm not going to assume to speak for anyone else so that's that.
With the advent and development of Mlpol, I've been saying "I love you" to anons who I'll never meet, in the sense of "You guys are great, I like being around and interacting with you in a digital sense". Its been years since the last time I even thought the words, let alone expressed them, outside my individual partnership and that with my cats. With those anons in this thread, I can unreservedly say "I love you", to a degree of sincerity that invokes a sadness that I may never meet you in person. While I know very little about your personal circumstances, I do care about your personal success and think about you - especially
you Trump, who I am overjoyed at the thought of you becoming a successful and effective prosecutor/deportation-advocate - often and fondly as I spend hours each day working my own profession and mentally neglecting it to contemplate the game.
Tl;dr Your words
do have meaning, and seeing you exclude yourself - though I hope doing so is precisely what you need and enables you to succeed better in relation to whatever obligations/aspirations you are tending to - makes me sad. I hope you will come back, but until then, gambatte.
>>33646Don't remind me, I'll get to that bit in a minute after I finish some meat-space stuff and do an in-game explain of how Thez is gonna get the party out of this,... nobully but that's a a particularly lethal set of circumstances that have been engendered.
>>33645Do
you want me here?
>>33648I want everyone here...
Alright. To start this off, I'll say I am not sure that Fae would respond to Trump's directives in the manner that she did, but there are several reasons why she would. Beyond that, Fae's onslaught would have been sufficient to take him down, though had I been present Thez would have jumped in on Torcuil's behalf. Its a sticky situation that can't be undone by GM edit so I'll just let it have played out as it did and, though NOT without misgivings, I'll say that Thez was distracted examining the room and looking/thinking of a way out of the situation and couldn't respond quickly enough (both from shock and disbelief). In response to the situation (more to the meta than the actual gameplay desu, she's detachedly watched characters kill eachother before since she knows party-infighting death is far from final in this world) she grabbed what she felt she needed and went about it the only way she knew how: tactically, surgically, head on, and on her own. She knows that undead have particular abilities and skills which can have a lasting effect on a character's death, so to avoid the possibility of any of happening - as this was most assuredly a trap - she also knew it was formulated without appreciating her skills and abilities, especially when she's serious,... which she is deadly so at the moment.
And so, she kicked in the south-west door and wasted no time taking full advantage of some of her abilities/tools which the party has seen and knows, as well as a few others she's been saving "for a rainy day". As the door swung shut behind her, the GM smiles wryly, as she completely failed to notice that the modified Glaive stuck in the rock, and the party could have dug their way out with it.
A while passes, almost entirely soundlessly, except for an occasional and highly muffled 'thud' being detectable from another area.
Snatches up glaive like a greedy Jew.
>>33651Its just the head, Thez took the staff so she could Gandalf-murder
>>33652The edges are the only part she cares about. I was going to have her do it anyway; themood just wasn't right...
>>33653Can has, those blades have been with Thez for fucking ever - including some bad memories - which is part of the reason she tried to give them to Tracy previously
And since I'm being all transparency, those blades were originally one blade, which was broken early on when Thez went to bad places.
>>33641Ah fucking hell, I forgive you.
I love you to, and I guess fighting will be a part of this game. As long as we come come teoa resolution I guess we'll be fine.
No homo but seriously>>33630Plz gib more adorable ass shit
>>33640>people actually like my characterHORRAY I HAVEN'T FAILED
>>33644>and on that day, manly tears where shedY'all are fucking fun ass group. I don't wanna see us get torn apart over some shitty ideas...
ESPECIALLY
MY shitty ideas
>>33654>she wanted to give them away
Oh, I always thought she actually wanted them back..
>>33656>playtime senses tingling
>>33659>Torc's father sense tingles"THEZ, GET ME OO THE FUCKING TOWER!"
>>33646>>33616"the swastika is actually on my chest."
>>33662YOU FUCKING GLORIOUS BASTARD
YOU AIN'T LEAVEN AGAIN
>Chains faggot's soul to /mlpol/ servers
>>33663what can i say these threads in particular are like crack cocaine to me.
>>33662You, I've been hoping you might show, if just for a bit. Don't go anywhere if you don't mind me saying.
>>33661I haven't explained why yet, but yes, the next part involves everyone getting out of Court City and making their way back to the Tower. Thez will have revived Torcuil with the stick, and though there might be a bit of awkward in the air, everyone is free to operate as desired, while Thez pops herself in the microwave.
>>33656Stahp, I am deliberately avoiding favorites by having everyone be a favorite, for different reasons and in different senses, but Torcuil is equally there.
>>33665I mean't I actually didn't fail at character devolpment and I'm not completely failing at the game aspect
>>33664Corection, a crack cocaine addiction is easier to explain to people
>>33666>easier to explainFUKKING KEK THIS
>>33666trips confirm.
>>33667
>>33667>>33668>Yo bro, why can't you hang put anymoreCause I'm now in the middle of a 3 month long rpg campaign on a website for nazi horsefuckers...
>everyone backs away slowly
>>33669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGXvmb0oOUw [Embed]i told an irl friend about the campaign and link him[/p
>>33670You are a braver faggot than me
>>33671>tfw we're still friends and he might even want to join>downside hes kinda a normal fag.
>>33674*tassels mane*
You adorable bastard..!
>>33673>normal fagOh, I'm sure that'll clear up right quick
>>33674For obvious reasons, the whole spiel about Infernius and Thez is one I'm approaching with kid gloves emblazoned with "no homo" all across the surface,... but its there and remains un-explained.
>>33673>tfw my friend is on the "anyone who like mlp is a gay pedophile" bandwagon
>when I told him about the 4cuck april's first joke he thought it was terrible and stupidI need new friends
>>33676hes a huge weeaboo
>>33678Spongebpb is best anime
It touches the most deep and intresting political and social issues
>>33675D'awwwww
>>33676go full homo.
>>33679i prefer the new season of the duck tales anime.
>>33681accepts hug on one condition:Chill out.
>>33683Nigger I didn't offer to hug you
>>33678No fault there, I was a weeb up until Apr 1st.
>>33679This, Spongebob made me more receptive to MLP (implicitly)
>>33680I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that
old-school referenceThat's something that I'll have to do very carefully to avoid offending my own sensibilities. In time tho. "You big oaf."
>>33685>I'm sorry daveI liked the book, Just couldn't really get into the movie.
Can we get out of this cave?
>I'll say I am not sure that Fae would respond to Trump's directives in the manner that she did, but there are several reasons why she would. Beyond that, Fae's onslaught would have been sufficient to take him down
I want more on this. Like if you could give a psychology of Fae, I'd love that. Also, what exactly are you saying did[ happen? That Fae got off one round or two on Torcuil. Mostly because I want to know if 37 damage is enough.
>>33687This.
Tracy has to feed her birds.
I wouldn't mind a Level-up though..
>>33688>what exactly are you saying did[ happenShitposting.
>>33685hurr i geb da reference.
>>33686>jerks off to fat ork sjws
>>33691I deleted it when I realized it wasn't actually funny.
>>33690Mixed nuts:
shitposting is
literally magic
>>33687>>33689Ur out of the cave, back at the tower. I just haven't explained how yet.
>>33688WIll do gimme a sec
>>33693Spoopy magic
>>33689Don't worry, Trollestia has you covered
We'll take a level up once we've actually killed H
>>33694Can you cast Earthquake yet?
I'm eager to just destroy the entire fucking dungeon, and fly out.
>>33697why yes, yes i can.
>>33697Will it bypass the magical barriers?
>>33697I mean, Torc could make a shield, and wouldn't every worker crushed under the rubble count as a party kill? We could such it with Recreational Nukes.
Then, we could just rebuild the Court City from scratch.
>>33699We could still use magic inside of the dungeon. Why not just destroy it all?
>>33701I mean to get out of it
>>33697Then, we could lead and army to finish off the court, and excavate the rubble for loot. We could collect body parts of executives, and torture them for information.
>>33701this is a good idea.
>>33699*hug?*
>>33702The barrier shouldn't work if the entire city is kill.
There also has to be a spell Torc can cast to make the Earthquake stronger.
DID SOMEONE SAY FUCKING RECREATIONAL NUKES?
Those are all wonderful ideas, but just like you guys like to murder eachother while I'm away, Thez mobbed through the whole place (getting brutalized in the process, but no worse for wear) and pulled everyone out,... though there were much easier ways of doing so than even she was aware. As she leads the party through a mess of gore and bodies - mostly undead but with several abominations and otherworldly previously-living things - the party is guided to an outside entrance which is likewise lined and covered with bodies.
"Most of the heavy hitters were Vampires (who turn to gas when they're killed to avoid dying) and Liches (who you have to find their phylactery to truly kill). They'll be back, but alot of their proficient and useful troops are kill,... but they'll be back."
It is at this point that the party makes their (assumed desired) way back to Tower.
Tracy, I know what you're thinking, no; everything thats strewn about is mundane. You can assume to acquire as many bits and giblets as you like, but nothing fancy is available.
And since you can't teleport out of the dungeon, H could plausibly be crushed to death.
Magnitude 10 Earthquake when?
>>33707is her womb okay?
*heals just in case.*
>>33707>Torc still has bits of dinosaurI WILL SPARE NO FUCKING EXPENCE
>>33708It's specifically stated H did teleport out through unknown means. And Earthquake spell could cause damage, but it not a real earthquake with the power of a thousand atomic bombs, it's a localized damage structure spell
>>33703No spoilers, but an army may indeed be necessary.
>>33708Yeah about that, teleporting in was impossible because the material the compound is composed of prevents scrying and ethereal (through wall) shenanigens. There was nothing preventing teleporting
out (as H did so right in front of the party) but Thez is dense in several ways and never put 2 and 2 together. Teleporting out was always an option, but no one tried it.
>>33713This.
Scrape literally every bit of creature off the ground.
If we can't take/sell them, we'll just kill them again for XP.
Hey, if you take a liche's finger and ressurect it, is the lich destroyed?
>>33715If I had that helm I sure as shit would have
>>33716lifewillfindaway.scroll
>>33714It should at least be strong enough to take down a building.
>>33718shitLibtardMeme.Parchment
>>33720notunderstandingjurrasicpark.fossil
>>33721Thx
Torc looks for Norfilly. (You still here?)
>the you were going to suggest Earthquake last week but you wanted to wait for the right moment
I wanted to destroy everything..
Oh well, did the party drag back anything interesting on this adventure? Aside from the weird red cow?
>>33722NotKnowingLiberalsUseThatShitMemeWayTooMuch.Papyrus
>>33724>ItWasGoodInThisContext.GoatHide
>>33724idontreallygiveashitbecauseididntknow.messangerpigeon
>>33716Liches evaporate when destroyed
>>33717You
did have that helm. Don't make me look up the helm of flash-step, I am certain it was listed.
>>33723A better understanding of an opponent faction, which consists primarily of elite level undead which maintain their own means of self-preservation, and are organized and otherwise difficult to kill.
Shush about swag, you just got an almost complete wish-list handed to you. I don't wanna get too domineering considering the recent, but as the game is concerned, don't get TOO greedy
>>33727What I meant was, if a piece of the Lich is put in the Entertron, does it resurrect the Spellcaster and effectively destroy the lich?
>>33728The spells Ressurection and True Ressurection turn undead back into their oringinal creatures.
How powerful is the Entertron?
>>33711"The baby is fine. I've been reeling since the news, re-analyzing my strategies and methods. I'll not allow blows, strikes, or spells to my mid-section, and I have enough abilities to guarantee that. I almost lost an arm though, and aside from the Entertron, that
doesn't regrow," she says with a handful of salt and a sprinkle of directed sad, cuz she can 'listen in' on meta.
*collects lick knucklebones as she escapes* (if it doesn't kill liche's, they'll make for great fortune-telling hocus-pocus)
>>33730*casts cure serious wounds*
>>33728Its never been tried, so I really don't know. Initial reaction is no, it would destroy the form of the lich but leave the phylactery intact.
>>33729Resurrection made easy
>>33731I told you, liches evaporate when killed, there are no lich remains. What you're collecting is dead zombies and death knights
"Don't forget, there were Devourers, Allyps, Wights, and Wraiths in there too."
What she said.
>>33733Knucklebones of Death Knights it is then. They'll make for nice trinkets.
*stubbornly loots all of their worthless swag too*
>>33734Reeeeeeeee
I wanted to fight those.
>yawn
GM I have to be serious for second. For what purpose did you introduce Trollestia? Cause I remember she was introduce after I asked for a unicorn mount for Torc.
>>33737To stop Tracy from murdering horses.
Like legit GM, I am now curious as to what you meant by the comments about what FAE would and would not be motivated to do
>>33737Yes that. Originally she was introduced to troll you with. Since you requested a unicorn but assumed that it would be both conventional and iconic (alluding to the stereotypical fantasy unicorn) I decided at the time (which was a while ago and I may have jumped the gun on) to make the unicorn in question a shit-posty troll. She does favor Torcuil, but she has a trollish nature that I have a hard time wanting to diminish because
I have a trollish nature.
>>33738Also this, she had just been on a murderous rampage and I didn't want to have to keep introducing hoers to make things work.
I won't claim most of it has been for the best, but much of it has been improv and stimulus response.
>>33739>Being this metaAsk her yourself. Start a dialogue.
>>33741Nigger he suggested it. Also can't dialogue where I am now
>>33740I think that character is under utilized because both Torcuil and I are afraid of her
>>33740"The weeb colt pulled his knife first, and that fat Clydesdale had it coming!"
>>33740>favorWhat does this mean?
I love the shitposting, I just didn't know.
autism.bagpipes>>33743I wouldn't say Torc is "afraid" in a normal sense...
He just doesn't feel confortable around her
>>33744I hate to agree with the Tracy character on anything, but this.
https://youtu.be/qrrz54UtkCc [Embed]
>>33743I had originally planned to kill her, but it's been so long that Tracy no-longer hates her.
>>33747Well, she still hates her, but not in an imminently-murderous way anymore.
>>33739Dragonne are listed as "usually neutral", but I introduce Fae as a sort of 'guardian' type entity, operating amongst a group of varying-species cats who oversee the various planes. As such I have her as Lawful Neutral, which is kind of borderline with regard to inter-party conflict. SInce Torcuil shot Trump, she would probably have obliged to attack him, but I've neglected fleshing out her personality since she isn't often in play. It could go both ways to be honest (and I did go with the "she obeyed and Torcuil got shredded" timeline).
>>33744Says the mare threatening another mare cuz she was rode home, without any choice or volition in the matter. Tracy wasn't being friendly, and Ponimaru is a bit of a white-knight.
>>33745This is one of the elements that were not planned out, but which seemed like a good idea in the moment. I don't claim they were/are a good idea, she's just one of the elements that hasn't been killed yet.
>>33745"me have healing grass that make you more talkative and calms down, me usually only hand out for medical purposes but that sounds like a serous problem. a man(otuar) should be comfortable around his waifu."
*feeds birdies*
"Did you miss me, my angels?"
I had two ebin names for the birds, but I lost the sheet I wrote them on...
>>33749>>33750*pinches thez's ass*
>>33749>Quest unlocked: date the unicorn<>>33750"Infernius my bro, I don't know what I'd do without you. Thanks."
>>33753"just be sure to give some to her too. ;)"
>>33750That should be like real life and cause an int penalty
>>33755The Entertron heals all status conditions to my knowledge, including ability drain.
>>33756So? Should still cause a drain
>>33754"Why are you winking? What arent you telling me?"
>>33755Talking to anyone irl gives me a int penalty, I don't need that in game too
>>33757Idk. Don't most potions with that kind of drastic effect also have a saving throw though?
Anyway, if it does, they can always get healed.
>>33758"usually it increases sex drive. :)"
>>33760Barly audible "oh"
"THATS NOT WHAT I WANT!"
>>33762Actually, that's not accurate. Torc is a chad.
>>33761"then don't give her any if you don't want to get dick sucked."
>>33763>went too play 37 year old cave NEET virgin>end up playing a chadFuck, if only that could happen irl
>>33765Learn magick. Bitches love magick.
[1d20 = 11]>>33752"What,... don't,... oooooh." gives dead-arm punch.
>>33762>mfw there's an aspergers mod for DND
>>33765I don't think this Game went as anyone planned it to.
>>33764Torc gains a expresion of happy remembernce, then shakes his head.
"No not again...
At least not yet..."
>>33766Kek
>>33767Is this your card?
>pulls out v-card
>>33770She warned him alcohol was degenerate...
>>33768Ikr. You'd think it'd go without saying...
>>33771Hey, Troll drank it not him
>>33770"me know a field where this stuff grows like "weeds"
>>33768"dont act like you don't love it. haha"
>>33769Yep. Like how the fuck am I Tracy's baby daddy? I still need to get out of that engagement as well
>>33774"I'm not gonna fucking smoke the devil's lettuce ye cunt."
>>33775Just marry the hoers
>>33775>Implying you can escape
>>33777Trips confirm
Torc will start decorating the venue
>>33776">implying our lord Hitler didn't make this."
>>33778How long does it normally take to plan a wedding?
>>33779Don't put words on Hitler's mouth, Anon...
>>33780Considering I've never had to?
Give me and Torc a week
>>33769Like anyone planned all this. I had my hand all up in it, but no, this is beyond planning.
>>33775That will take some very careful maneuvering at this point, but who knows what will happen next? I have found that the game goes smoother when I prepare for all the potential (to my ability) options and respond to the players.
>>33774>blushing glare
>>33775>>33777"me now pronounce you man and horsefu."
>>33779"I bet you fucking vape"
>>33784>amazing grace plays on bagpipes
>>33784NO! NO! I do not take her to be my horsefu
>>33785>amazing grace"Oooh! I know this one!" Thez joins in with throat-singing
not lewd
>>33786You've already knocked her up, and she's past her first trimester.
You're a man: make it work. It won't be that bad.
>>33787>Throat-singingRofl
>>33786"you need take responsibly and marry horse she pregnant with Aryan baby."
>>33787>bagpipes intensify
>>33790>AryanYeah, sure..
>Wonders what inter-species demigod child will even look like
>>33788YES IT WILL BE THAT BAD!
>>33790She's evil and crazy!
>>33792CENTUAR
CENTAUR
CENTAUR
>>33793"Crazy about [i]~you."
Thez, uncharacteristically stops.
>>33793"Wait a second guys. We've just stopped beating one another, maybe pushing a marriage is,... premature? I mean,... it doesn't have to be so rushed,.....
>>33794I have something in mind
>>33797[Sad pony noises]
*Rubs tummy*
>>33797I prefer human that can wild shape into an Equestrian pony
>>33797Minotaur horse?
"Fine, but I'm fucking planning it...
Tracy, what colors do you want? I need to know for the fireworks"
>>33798>>33795Damn it, don't make her act cute like that! You wear down my resistance! Reeeeee!
>>33800I meant wrt Tracy/Trump, but I dont wanna say yet cuz lulz and potential spite-bans.
>>33797>>33799I want it to be a Demigod/Abomination Rank-0+ deity, with the power to warp reality, because reasons.
>>33803I know who you meant
>inb4 someon tries to push a marriage on Torc
>>33801[Evil laughing nerd nouses]
>>33804That reason is you are evil
>>33805i will when you get the message you've knocked up one of the entities you fucked.
>>33807Yeah........
I'm terrible...
>>33804i would also like a +0 rank in demigod.
>>33808>Inb4, he knocks them all up, causing drama so potent it threatens to destroy the multiverse
>>33804Technically, what I have in mind fits the bill,....
>>33805If you do, I give you props
>>33802"I love the idea of a marriage, but maybe let them do so in their own time and by their own will. It shouldn't be forced, it should be organic and deliberate. Besides,... no one was there for,... our,... agreement."
>>33808Fucking hell, if Torc has to marry Death becaus he knocked her up I'm going to die
>>33810Agreed.
We Wild Hunt nao.
>>33813>I'm going to dieA lot more than that, m8. He'll go where no wizard has ever gone before.
>>33812*gets down on one knee*
"thez will you make me the happiest manotuar in world by marrying me?"
>>33812Y-you said Tracy and Trump...
Torc sheepishly raises his hand
"I w-was at the agreement"
>>33815Well I mean, he already did that when he fucked death...
Torcuil is the ultimate case of "I should have stopped long ago. But too late for that lets see where the fuck I end up!"
>>33816"You already married her"
>>33816I thought they were already married? What about that ritualistic blood-orgy in Durpistan?
>>33816>Bull is so stupid he tried to marry his Waifu twice
>>33819That's actually adorable
Also, the first marriage doesn't count because there was no legal contract or church ceremony
>>33820Thez said in Hell the massacre counts as the ceremony.
Thez is a dyed-in-the-wool Hellion.
So does the party now consist at core of two never married individuals, a married couple, and a widower? Or do we need something more formal for Thez and Infernius?
>>33821This ain't Hell. This is Port Barry
>>33822>formalThe continent is vaguely ancap. Tradition is the stand-in for lawfulness, from what I've gathered.
>>33825Well wrong Tradition!
>>33823Well, it happened in Durpistan.
And The takes He'll with her wherever she goes..
>You can take the fiend out of Hell, but you can't take Hell out of the fiend
>>33815Didn't he already?
>>33816Pouty-sad-hppy face "You mean, for real? I mean, the last was for real, but like, with more than one witness, and in an actual ceremony that isn't a blood-bath? Where you know going into it what is in store,... I did kinda push you into it after all,,,."
>>33817That was an agreement, a verbal contract if you will, but that wasn't a wedding.
>>33826Wood-elf, Duergar and Minotaur weddings aren't nearly as interesting; they're just more complicated.
>>33829>Torc now has two weddings to planThe joys of being the single one
I have a feeling Thez/Infernius's will be smaller, and more secluded
Tracy/Trump's will be a larger "invite the whole port" type
>>33832Sounds about right to me.
>>33829>>33833"and you didn't push me into it baby."
>>33833>Not 120%Give it your all, Infernius.
>>33832Trumpaladin thinks the only way to get married is to have the whole city come to a ceremony at the stadium, married at the 50 yard line with FAE as priest
Except for a marriage with Tracy. If literally no one saw that, that would be fine
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>>33834Works for me
>prepares Gandalf fireworks>>33836>not 1488%Do you even white pride??
>>33837>accept for a marriage with TracyYOU ACCEPT?
That makes everything easier
>>33831*Hugs back affectionately*
"~Flaaashy..! I want to get married right away.."
*Pouty-happy face*
>>33837oh fae huh?
*sad minotuar noises*
>>33837>Accept[Blissful pony noises]
>>33838>>33841NO. NO. NO. Except! Not Accept! Fuck you IPhone!
A deafening <CRACK> is heard and felt throughout all players and characters, disorienting everyone involved, and causing sight to dim and fade.
As each slowly regain their senses, they find themselves standing solidly, on a backdrop of a cosmic star-field. There are no physical objects or architecture, nothing at all really, except the vast expanse of space surrounding,... except for a smug-faced coyote in a sharp suit, sipping from a porcelain mug.
"Are you here at last? Tired of making me wait?" he says.
>>33842>Even Apple is trying to get Trumpaladin to marry Tracy>Using (((Apple)))
>>33843Is that Johny Cash from that Simpson's episode?
>>33844My parents by the phones. Fuck off
>>33843"Who the fuck are you?!"
>>33843Is the mug giant with 'reese' on it?
"May I ask who you are sir?"
>>33846RIP in peace
>>33843"what the fuck are you?"
>>33847"TRACY! Be nice to Johnny Cash!"
>>33848>Reese mugKurrent event kek
>>33850"Who the fuck is Johnny Cash? And what is this place?"
>>33843"I never thought I'd see you again"
>>33852"You're going to have to listen to my play list on the way back. Now hush. Thez knows where are"
>>33850>>33853"who is jonny cash?"
>>33853*Protectively glues self to leg*
He lounges on a chair, and with a wave of his hand, a table coalesces with cups for everyone. "Do sit, or stand as you prefer. There's sugar and cream if thats how you take it."
>>33845Not to my knowledge, but there's been so many indeliberate parallel references that it wouldn't surprise me at this point.
>>33847"Who indeed? Would you believe me if I told you? Who likewise are you, and who stands behind you?"
>>33848"Sir? Are you sure? Is that an attempt to quantify and define what you see?"
(no, its not a giant reese mug)
>>33849"How to answer? Can such a question be answered? While it seems specific, isn't it as vague and open-ended as any question? Don't questions leave themselves open to the interpretation of the person being asked, without really specifying anything?
>>33853"Again? Have we met before?"
>>33854"I... I don't. This is,... I mean I've seen illusions like this before, but I'm unfamiliar with,..."
"Are you?" the coyote asks with a smirk.
>>33858"And what
is a god? Is it a being? An awareness? An entity that is finite or determinate? Is it a will? A presence? A specific thing?"
>>33857Torc takes a seat.
"Fine, the politness didn't work. What in the everliving fuck are ye m8?"
>>33857*Growls at hearing question answered with more questions*
".... The name's Tracy."
>>33859"Just play it again. One more time. 'The Man Comes Around.' You will know."
>>33857"Maybe not met"
I'm at a damn movie, I'm limited
>>33857"umm thez where are we?"
>>33862remember wat happend last time you were movie posting?
>>33859>Under breath"Sounds tasty.."
>>33860"Again, would you believe me if I answered you truly? Would you comprehend if I laid plain?
>>33862don't worry, its mostly word-games and riddles, but there is a purpose to it, this was an encounter I'd planned for long ago, but it didn't fit with the situation so I put it on the back-burner. With all the recent to-do, it seemed an apt time"OH ho, then experienced perhaps?"
>>33861"You think I don't know who you are? But who is it who controls Tracy, who depicts and determines
her actions?"
>>33863"I,... this,... I don't,... except maybe in a dream,"
"Is not all of existence a dream?"
He(?) seems on the verge of laughter at this point.
>>33868She said it in hoers language.
>>33869*charges this faggot*
>>33870Don't care. He understood it through empathic whatever/sense motive
"Fuck off"
>>33865>>33867What did I miss?
>>33869"Alright you cheeky cunt, what is your purpose with us?"
>>33869>Pissed off expression"Why don't you just tell us whatever it is you have to say already, and then we can decide if we want to believe you?"
>>33869"Can you play from your guitar?"
>>33874>>33872She wouldn't be able to do it even if she wanted to.
He(?) sips his coffee and waits patiently.
>>33871What manner of charge, like tackle-charge, or rushing to punch/beat charge, what?
>>33875"Perhaps it is because I can't tell you anything. You have to decide to learn it on your
own."
>>33877i was saying he most likely understood, not for you to fuck off just to clarify.
>>33878>[Desire to eat Johnny Cash intensifies][Impatient pony noises]
"Are we supposed to learn something here? Or did you just bring us here to be sarcastic?"
>>33880You have Powerful Charge as a racial ability. Use that.
>>33873Still waiting for both responces
>>33881"Be fucking patient. We literally do have all night. Now clan the fuck down, let him tell us why we are here, and no, you are not eating Johnny Cash. I swear to God Tracy"
>>33880"Stahp!"
>>33876"What makes you ask that?"
>>33873"What makes you think I want anything to do with you? Did I ask you to come here?"
>>33880As Infernius closes and makes contact, the Coyote-fellow dissipates at his touch, as though vaporous and non-solid, only to reform as Infernius passes through.
>>33881"Have you not learned already?"
>>33886"Ring of Fire... Is it asking too much?"
"Are you waiting for trips?"
>>33886"no but we here now. why?"
>>33886Torc begins to visably look pissed
"You may not have asked, but I'm pretty sur you are the one who brought us here"
>*tips imaginary fedora
"I have birds to feed."
>>33887"Can you wait then?" ^_~
>>33889"Are you sure that's the right question?"
>>33890"Are you sure about that?"
>>33892"Sure. Finish off your business with Thez or whoever...
You want a small blue horse?"
>>33892Torc decides to bluff
"Yes, I am quite fucking sure."
>>33892"REEEEEEEEE STOP TALK IN KIKE CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!"
"TELL US WHERE WE ARE!!"
>>33895*points at screaming bull*
"THIS!"
[ANGRY PONY NOISES]
He(?) dismissively kicks off of his chair and begins pacing about the room, sipping coffee as he does so, all the while affecting a nonchalant expression.
"What is the question of 'why'? Is it a means to understanding, or is it a demand for understanding? Does answering a question of 'why' result in comprehension, if the individual receiving is not in a position to comprehend? Can you not see where you are, if you don't grasp the specifics? Do you need to be told what is occurring before realizing it?"
He(?) grows more serious for a moment.
"Does anyone recall the riddle of the faggot behind the faggot?"
>>33898"I recall hearing about it some few months ago..."
>>33899
"Coffee, and there's plenty of it! Please help yourselves."
>>33898"no you the faggot"
*hmmph*
>>33897"Listen Mr. ManIsAFeatherlessBird, me and my frieds just want a simple explanation for what the hell is going on"
>>33898Torc strokes his beard
"It sounds fairly framilier. Would you mind jogging my memory?"
>>33901"No thank you, I prefer tea."
*sips coffee*
"The question of Why is irrelevant, people!"
>>33899
i abstain from cofee and i tell thez too as well.
If you think the coffee can harm you, you do not understand the riddle of the Faggot
*sips coffee*
>>33909Its quite a robust blend.
>>33908Thez nods in agreement.
>>33906"Indeed!"
>>33905With a wave of his hand, there's a pot that says "Tea" that materializes on the table.
>>33903"Have you ever wondered who stands behind your consciousness? Who directs your moves? If this were a game, and you were a piece - a part of it - have you ever pondered who stands behind
you?
>>33912that made me kekThere is no-one behind Infernius
>>33913"No? Would you mind being quiet then?"
>>33911"Who directs motives? A few days ago I was looking into mind controlling parasites. I found a species of Protozoa that infects mice, makes them more likely to be eaten by cats, who are the real target host. Thing is, it commonly infects human males, and causes behavioral changes. "Increased Jealousy and suspicion." Fuck me. I have no idea why I do what I do. I don't think there is a larger purpose to it"
>>33911"Thats meta as hell. And thanks for the tea."
Torc drinks some tea noting that it is something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea.
"Hmmmmmm, intresting question. I can't say I have thought of it before.
I have had someone appear from the clouds and tell me what to do though"
>>33914*Grumbles a bit before curling up on the ground like a dog*
"Hmmph!"
>>33917"She'll listen when he says it but not me. Well fancy that"
[1d20 = 6]>>33914"dumbass fox there no onme behind me."
*attempts to tackle again*
>>33917"Aren't you the one who always balks when directed?"
>>33916"Are characters unaware of meta? Hasn't GM overlapped the two on occasion?"
>>33918"Have you tried asking?"
Thez says generally "Its only answered a few questions that were not questions themselves," then directly, "Assuming we can comprehend what you are, what this is, and what is going on, please tell us who you are."
He smiles as Infernius tackles through him, barely maintaining his balance since there's no apparent floor.
[1d20 = 8]>>33923Bitch smack pony
>>33922GM a couple weeks ago: meta gaming is bad
GM now: why aren't you meta gaming?
[1d20 = 15]>>33924Bitch slap Trump for trying to bitch slap tracy
>>33924*Whimpers*
"He pisses me off!"
>>33925"Oh hush. The riddle of the faggot was introduced months ago. Like almost as soon as we got here"
>>33923"And if I said 'no'?"
>>33925"And didn't that player's directions almost lead the lot of you to ruin?"
>>33927"Why does he anger you, Tracy? We encounter dirties pretty regularly now. This is a friend of Thez, now hush, calm down, and drink some non-caffeinated coffee while we wait for him to tell us what he summoned us to tell us"
>>33929"PanzerKampfwagen! schadenfreude! (more unintelligible German)
>>33930He(?) sighs and drains his cup, before placing it upside down on the table and resuming his seat.
"I reiterate, if I told you who I was, what all of this is, what the point of it was,... would you believe me and comprehend? Would you take it in stride and maneuver on as you have had? Would that not defeat the point?" He pauses for a moment. "How DO I convey the point, if there isn't already a commonality which we all share, and can identify with?"
>>33932Snitchel?
>>33929"Alright, this is too much even for me"
>>33933"Did you make the game?"
>>33931"Because he's smug, and sarcastic, and condescending and I wanna' go feed my birds!" She says, with a childish impatience
>>33931Thez looks astonished, "Don't look at me, this is beyond my experience!"
>>33934"What... then... do... you...
want?"
[4d20 = 39]>>33931>>33936BELLY RUBS ON PONY! FULL ROUND OF BELLY RUBS!
>>33938*tackles again*
>>33939critical belly rubs!
>>33939Kek, 20, critical hit belly-rubs
>>33939*Rolls over and twitches erratically, completely defeated (for the moment)*
>>33940Infernius passes harmlessly through again, though succeeds in upsetting the Coyote's chair. He rematerializes as though still sitting on a chair. "Intent on ruining my composure are you?"
[4d20 = 52]>>33933"wanna help us kill off all the vampires on our local continent?"
>>33937Torc's faggot wants some sleep
"I...
I guess to be accepted if we're being honest here"
>>33943*Attempts to pick up chair and hit him with it*
>>33937"I want to get married and raise a happy family with my husband."
*Giggles at belly-rubs*
Thez, silent throughout (mostly) whispers, "I just want to be happy. I just want to keep going, with all of them. I know it can't, that eventually it will end, that nothing is permanent or completely sustainable. But,... I don't,... these are,... my,..."
>>33945>>33946Continues to pass harmlessly through, he(?) pays no mind.
"And the others?" he(?) asks
>>33947He(?) also notes. He(?) waits on Trump and Infernius.
>>33948Torc begins to reflect on himslef, and what he does want as his faggot goes to sleep cause its 1am.
G'night
>>33948"To have a family that wants me around,why do you care?'
>>33950Goodnight, and sleep well. We can't shake hands, or high-five, or any other such, but as much as I am able, I accept you, appreciate you, and look forward to hearing from you again, no matter what you have to say.
>>33952"Even if that means enduring a ban over a disagreement?"
>>33953>tears wellAww fuck, I'm honestly unironically touched.
Same to you too, and everyone else in this crzay ass game
[4d20 = 48]>>33949"To build something grand and beautiful, to watch over it and claim it as my own. And to not be hated in the process"
>>33956"And if I told you that I wanted the same thing for you? For you all? If I told you that I am the faggot behind the GM, would you understand what that means? If I told you that this game is more than a game between faggots over the internet, that it spans multiple dimensions and metaphysical constants, merging ancient technology with modern, to enable faggots just like your players and yourselves, would that make any sense? If I told you that the dice programs that you utilize were based on the aggregate will of infinite entities beyond human awareness and comprehension of the players and characters, that the results are determined by 'vote' per say, of what the audience at large wants to see, would
that make sense?"
"If I outright said "This simple game is a means to everything you wish to achieve, if you just set your mind to it", and through sorting yourself in the game you can sort, not only your individual existences to a degree that is beyond prediction, but likewise that of those you encounter, interact with, and affect on a basic and,... dare I say,... spiritual level, would you think my words silly or misinformed?"
He(?) refills his cup, and lifts it again to his lips, taking a deep inhale of the aroma wafting off of it.
"If I suggested that my player, whom you all have come to regard as the GM, has been operating per my dictates ever since this all came to be, utilizing magic and science in a capacity that is only vaguely becoming appreciated, to the direct intent and purpose of metaphysically sending shockwaves throughout the known world of humans, to change the dynamic and scope from one that acts as a prison of the mind and body to one where all individuals are free to responsibly and consciously pursue their goals and aspirations without harming one another,... would that make any sense?"
>>33960>>33959"what me don't understand."
>>33961"You are not the resident meme-magician, but tell me - use your faggot's knowledge if you like - what
is meme magic?"
>>33962"the foucus of many anons channeling there pshyches together to obtain a specific outcome."
>>33963"Precisely this. This outcome is dependent on context and circumstance, relating to a vast framework of otherwise mundane details in an otherwise apparently mundane world, coalescing in an overlapping dynamic of individual experience to achieve that outcome. It is an infinite game directed toward a particular purpose, do we agree on that?"
>>33966"Just remember I got a 20 on pinning Tracy, and a 20 on a >rape roll"
>>33966*sleeps irl and in game*
*infernuis falls to the floor(?) asleep*
>>33964"it would seem that way."
*sleep talks*
>>33967He places his cup back on the table, vapor wafting lazily from it as he does so.
"Consider this. If I were to suggest that each of you represents a framework of allies, largely unknown and unseen, who despite not knowing one another were seeking the same ends - if the details might diverge from one another, as you as characters have slightly different aims - but were all working together toward a unifying purpose that had ramifications that extend well beyond your scope but achieve the same ends for all more or less involved; if I told you that working together toward the betterment of the game, that resolving what differences you may have personally and coming together as a group might be the catalyst that imperceivably and metaphysically caused the coming together, the responsible and appropriate merging of intent and design throughout and beond your individual scope, what might you say?"
>>33964"I don't know if I believe in purpose. An individual may have purpose. But beyond that, I am not so sure"
>>33972"Did you not just say you wanted to build something grand and beautiful? I'll tell you now that it is perfectly within your capabilities to do so, and that doing so has more beneficial consequences than you could realize, except that you might have to compromise in order to see it through, would your answer be the same?"
>>33971"I'd say that I've see this before. You dream big, and you get really lucky and make a hell of a lot of progress, and then it all falls through, and you don't really know why it died but just feels all disproportionate. I've seen it, lived it, from presidential elections and "populist waves," to internships and job interviews, to alt-chan imageboards.
I'll go ahead and tell you where the weak link is. It's that "working together" part. Good luck."
>>33973"What's the compromise? The answer to that question changes everything"
Thez speaks up, "This isn't real. None of this is real, is it?"
He(?) replies "Is it or isn't it? What is real? Is this experience any less real than the one of the faggot who sits at their computer, at their mobile device, or indeed the player who sleeps and dreams, yet maintains a memory of this dream and that?"
>>33974>>33975"Indeed, compromise is a bitch. In some cases compromise means aspiring to less or different than you initially intended, in other cases it means accepting what is rather than what was aimed at. Is it not still worth achieving, if it perhaps is 'less' than one sought?"
He stands abruptly. "I can see I have outstayed my welcome, please accept my apologies with my assurances that there are profoundly scient entities who have taken an interest in what transpires, both in favor and against. I hope you'll see fit to resolve your differences in the most, and allow leeway for one another in the least."
>>33976"'Is it still worth achieving' is a question that necessarily depends upon the facts of the case. You're asking me to do a cost benefit analysis on a hypothetical that has no facts to it. Well I'll give you an answer that's as abstract as your question. If what stands to be gained out weights the costs, including opportunity costs, then it is worth it. If it does not, then no compromise is better"
>>33977"What? No need to go so soon"
>>33978"Well stated, but know that for all one's intents and purposes, in chess the opponent always gets a counter-move, hence the compromise of outcome."
>>33977"Before you go, may I ask who you are?"
>>33981"But I told you, I am the faggot who stands behind the GM."
>>33980"Don't you worry. I've played chess before. I am well aware of countermoves. The fact remains that there are some things to be given up lightly, some to hold off on trading until a better offer is made, and some to cling to come what may. Always be mindful of the power play. And increase your leverage where you can"
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>>33982>is a coyote"I should have known you were a coyote!"
>>33984"I'm not always a coyote, but amongst earth-based archetypes and cosmologies, that of the native american is one of my favorites," he says with a wink. "Any other questions?"
>>33985"Yes. Can you sing 'I Walk the Line'?"
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>>33986"Please forgive me if I mistake a few of the words," he says with a smile.
He begins to sing, as he wanders off, in a direction that seems to defy spacial physics, his voice echoing as he goes.
https://youtu.be/jcF-1AoDO18 [Embed]
The party however, is still seated in some strange space-universe-domain that doesn't have any apparent limit or room, or architecture.
Good night!
I'm kidding, with a similar <CRACK> everyone arrives back in the Tower, in the stable of all places
Troll> "Banana?"
>>33987Kek
See the Simpsons clip where basically the same thing happens
https://youtu.be/H3CyMWS7YXA [Embed]
>>33988"You know Trollestia, I actually have a 'banana' I've been meaning to give you"
>>33989Classic episode, but totally different messages. I get the Johnny Cash reference now tho.
>>33991Huzzah!
Is trollestia willing to receive as well as give?
>>33992T> "That depends, are you willing to love on them giant baby chicks over there, even if you don't get the point of them, just cuz Tracy likes them?"
>>33993"Um... Okay... I still want one to become basically Sam Eagle though"
>>33994"Its not an unreasonable request," she smiles, flipping her tail.
>>33995Huzzah! She let me smash?
[1d20 = 18]>>33996>as if a mare flipping her tail up were somehow ambiguousGrab her by the pussy
>>33996Thez yawns and starts draggin Infernius from the room. "What did I say about asking permission?" As she fully exits the room she calls from beyond, "You can have the girdle back in the morning,... I'll wash it before giving it back, don't worry."
>>33997"That's the spirit!"
>>33999>>34000Kek! Hell yes. Who ended up on top?
>cums inside horse\r
Trumpaladin rides out from the stables and away from the tower. He goes on the back of the beautiful, if never tamed Celestial Charger, if she'll take him. He goes on Fae if not, whom he meets regardless at the city gate
>>34001>who's on topUhm, not sure it works that way with a hooman
>>34002Troll prefers the stables, Fae would be best
>>34003He stayed behind her then.
*Happy Paladin Noises*
After finishing in Trollestia, he is filled with a new happiness, smiles and says to her
"I appreciate your friendliness. I am expecting to be married soon, and so I don't expect to be able to waifu thieve for much longer. If Torcuil claims what happened was against an agreement, tell him he shot me, and that stunt he pulled let H get away, so he can consider us even. And Tracy... You should talk to her. I never understood why she's so cold to you. But if she saw how much you help with the birds, and how you really care for them, she really ought to be nicer. You really do have a way with animals. I wonder if she was jealous of you at first. Poor girl. Maybe all she wanted was to be ridden"
Smiles again at Trollestia and leaves after she has a chance to make a response
Calls Fae. To Fae:
"Well, you saw what I did in the court city. The architecture is unimpressive, we'll have to rebuild from the ground up. Now we need to prepare our army. Let's go"
Rides Fae to the monestary
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>>34001>Log on>first thing I see>>34005Killed a part of Torcuil's soul
>>34004*considers brutally raping Slovenia*
>>34005I mean, wtf? She's going to return to the stables to feed her birds momentarily and wonder 'why do you smell like my husbands semen?'
>>33993>>33995Goddammit, Troll..!
>>34013"me just trying to help you feel better something similar happend between him and thez so me know what you going through."
>>34014"Wait.. WHAT HAPPENED?!"
>>34015"stuff that made me want to kill myself from the pain of it."
>>34016"....................................... Oh.........!"
>>34017*tears up*
"y-yea but m-me have gotten over i-it."
>>34018"......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... hmmm..........."
>>34019"the emotions you feel now will lessen over time little pony, but not even i can fix a broken heart."
>>34020"................................................... I'm fine....!"
It's a good thing I don't want Torc to have a waifu....
>>34019"You like revenge?"
>>34021"me know that a lie tracy, let out your feelings it not good to keep them inside. me wont judge you."
>>34023"............ No, really, I'm fine......"
>>34024"Knew that would get you intrested. Well we have multiple options,
Including polymorph so do you have anything that intrests you?"
>>34026"You might try something less direct-affect, Paladins have magic resistance," Thez says, sitting upside-down on the ceiling.
>>34025"do you swear on you're foal that's true?"
>>34029"......................"
>>34030"thats what i thought."
>>34027Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll see what I can do to help>>34028"I never said the polymorph would be on Trump"
>>34033"We'll put it this way.
Imagine that beutiful sleek white unicorn named Solvania was suddenly either fat... way more muscular than you...
Or...
worse"
>>34034I mean "more muscular than Trump"
>>34034"Oh that poor girl,... collateral damage,...."
>>34036"I never said it would be perminate"
>>34037Hi
>>34035"You could always make her a stallion, then she could keep working on war machines,...."
>>34039"Oh, thats what I meant by worse..."
>>34040>>34039>perma Stallion.
[1d20+17 = 30]>>34026Rolling to Move Silently
>>34041"Oh, the worse part isn't his white mare turning stallion."
Torc then opens a pocket of his robe revealing two vials
"Its that he didn't bother to steal all three of these"
>>34042"How do you feel about kidnaping someone for us Tracy?"
This is what Trump gets for chetting on Tracy
>>34043"What do those do?"
>>34044"I guess you weren't there at the time.
Remember when I said Trump took one of my charm potions?"
>>34043Don't do anything to Tracy's friend.
>>34045"So,... they make you like people?"
>>34046Wait what? Fine, I'll do it to Troll instead.
>>34047"More or less"
Torc waits for Thez to put the 2 and 2 together.
"Actually, I think it would be better to do to Troll."
>>34049As in, find good auras in the Tower.
>>34048"I don't get it. You want to make people like eachother?"
Troll> "You know, I'm in the room,...."
>>34051"This is the perfect trolling opertunity, now hush."
Torc then turns back to Thez
"Okay, I'll explain this really simple because you don't understand.
Transform on of the unicorns into a stallion, then use the charm potion on them.
Now do you get it?"
>>34055Where though? You left for the monastery.
Hey, you said Tracy's claws don't have Contagion, but did they have the Energy Drain I asked for?
>>34050you detect me and torc.
>>34058Torc doesn't have an Aura. Infernius, Troll, and Trump do though.
>>34056Yes indeed. Trumpaladin goes to the mill to retrieve the two siege engines, as well as the master carpenter.
>>34059yea but you still show up to detect good.
>>34059Troll's is so overwhelming (Outsider 15 HD and 7 levels in Cleric) that she leaves a lingering aura wherever she goes.
>>34006>>34008I really didn't think people cared this much...
>>34063>not thinking your waifu would get pissed at you knocking up the trolly unicorn
Hide check.
>>34063Shut up, you degenerate sleazeball! All blood spilled shall be on your hands.
>>34065I didn't think she'd find out!
>knocked upDon't give GM ideas!
>>34068Like I hadn't thought of it already,....
>>34068Ah, you forgot that she has scent-sense
>>34068>IMPLYING ON BOTH ACCOUNTS
>>34068TO LATE THE IDEAS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
Fuck my revenge, this is gonna be good
>grabs popcorn
>>34069I thought maybe she'd smell it on him, but not on Trollestia...
>>34069"so thez you never answered me question..."
Btw, can Contagion be cast on non-creatures? If I use a beaker of blood or whatever, can I craft a potion of Contagion that could be applied as a blade oil? I want AIDS-kunai.
>>34068>Implying it's okay if she doesn't find outThat's not very Paladin-like, Anon. The Code prohibits "cheating".
She's a fucking yandere stalker, with the ability to distinguish players by smell AND lingering aura aura in their cases. She would've walked into the stables, sensed the aura and smell all over her fucking plot, and then stepped out devastated.
I wasn't joking when I said she was constantly making Track checks on him as her default.
I g2g for a bit to do some work, and also figure out what to make of this scenario...
>>34075remember infernuis tried to help you.
>>34072Females have an extra olfactory sensor over males, so they can smell shit that males will miss, particularly to do with pheramones and endocrines. Tl;dr That's what you get for thinkin. ^_~
>>34073Thez jumps up and flips down to the ground. "Which question? Sorry, my mind is still reeling, trying to work out what that weird guy in space was saying."
>>34074But they aren't married yet... There's no adultery. I don't know how much she cares...
>>34078>don't know how much she caresWut? Like for real?
>>34078>implying because they aren't married its okay, even though they have a child
>>34080this thats nigger tier.
>>34079Yes, it was never clarified. It's not like him doing anything with Trollestia makes him less likely to be loving husbando
>>34080The child was an accident! It was unintentional
>>34079Torc decides to get out of there before everyone explodes in anger...
He decides to see if any events are happening in town
>>34077*looses composure for a second.*
"o-oh u-um re-remember?"
>>34082Still doesn't mean it's not your child.
>>34084Sounds like Infernius needs some of that 'grass'
>>34084"Not exactly,... could you give me a hint?" she says with a hint of playful mischief. "Was it important?"
>>34087*clears throat*
"me asked you to be my wife."
>>34088Thez jump-flips up to land with her legs on his shoulders, looking down into his eyes. "That wasn't what you asked me,
YOU asked me to make you the happiest minotaur alive," she says, even more playfully. "I dunno, I'm not sure being your wife will make you happy,...."
>>34089"you know thats not true, me want you and only you."
>>34090She leans forward and folds her arms on his head, deliberately breaking eye contact and forcing his vision to be obscured by her
ahem torso and such. "Let me think,...."
she's still clothed btw, but the effect is pretty obvious
>>34092>>34091*tries to contain erection*
*fails*
Thez suddenly realizes that everyone - who is still in the room - stopped talking, and looks around. "What?"
Okay, so Torcuil ventured into town, Tracy's player is busy (so idle) and Trump is at the mill.
"Hmmm. I guess it IS just you and me."
Trollestia clears her throat.
"And her."
>>34095"get out thot horse."
>>34095Is Slovenia at the mill and are any of the constructs completed?
If yes to both, Slovenia is invited to a live fire exercise to test the catapult and trebuchet
>>34098
i am nice to Tracy.
>>34097Slo> "I thought you'd never ask!"
Yes to both>>34096Tro> "Uhm,... this is technically
my,... I don't know why you all congregate here of all places when there's a vast and opulescent tower at your disposal."
Thez> "She's right you know,... lets take this somewhere more,... <whooof> private," she says, porting both to the Forge, which though nothing has been made in a couple days, is still active keeping the room quite warm. She jump-flips off Infernius and slowly steps back coyly. "I don't get you,... I mean we already made an agreement, drenched in the blood of our enemies with,... well not a minister per say, but Torcuil is sufficiently sovereign. What more are you looking for?"
>>34100"monogamy, because me will never love anyone more than me love you.""
>>34099I thought you were saying that to Tracy...
>>34100So Trumpaladin, the Generals, the Sparintenar trainees, Fae, and Slovenia all proceed to an open area where they can test both the catapult and the trebuchet. Perhaps they use the wall that used to surround the pyramid, or the city wall of Durpistan, to test the efficacy of the shots.
But the way, a group goes in to retrieve the cannons from Durpistan
So are there any important stats that need to be known?
Also, just a lot of beautiful rock throwing from the glorious trebuchet
>>34101"except maybe.....our daughter."
>>34101>>34103She smiles playfully and leans against,... I dunno, a wall or something. "Hmmmm,... nah. I'm pretty sure this is just a phase."
>>34105"its not a phase me will love you forever!"
>>34105Torc married them using his 3 day online minister course.
>>34079>I don't know how much she caresShe
killed Copper over this horseshit. I made a point of setting the precedent there. This is a dozen times worse than that, and it wasn't even >rape. Why did it have to be with the character she hates the most?
If nobody died for something as bad as this, would that be fair to Copper?>they aren't married>ImplyingCheating on your fiance is still cheating.
>>34082Reeeeeeeee That's a load of horseshit! You
know she doesn't like cheating.
>Implying "accidental" babies don't matter>>34095Tracy has disappeared, from the characters' perspective. She vanished and is now lurking.
>>34100Wait, did the characters seriously go to the Stables? Fug, the birds are in there...
>>34103Or son*
>>34108Well fuck
Empathic link, since they are probably close enough, just barely:
>"Hi Tracy! How are your birdies!"
>>34106"Teee,... okay, but what is the point of a big to do? We're already committed
or should be - GM so what's the point of a big 'thing'?"
>>34108She killed copper because he rode her and not Tracy. But Tracy is a full paladin's mount now and has been ridden by him several times. She has nothing to be jealous of
>>34110"because you are that important to me, me want to Give you the best wedding ever."
>>34111He
fugged Troll, Anon, consensually! And he did it right in front of Tracy's birds to boot.
>>34109>'..............................'(she's found out; she's unresponsive)Where are all the characters?
>>34113me and thez are in the forge.
Actually, screw this for now. Tracy goes to check on her Nithing Pole in the forest.
>>34113>"you wanna try out wedding dresses?"
>>34113There should have been enough dividers in the stable to block view from the birds...
Detect good to discern every aura in the tower.
>>34116No response. It's to be assumed she's out of telepathic range.
>>34117It matters, did Slovenia have the stables renovated, like Tracy asked her to?
>>34107ALSO, Infernius made Torc an admiral. Admirals are higher in rank than a captain. Captains can marry people.
Therefore Torc can legally marry people
>>34113Torc's in town getting away from the clusterfuck
>>34118infernuis is in the forge."
>>34118You find Infernius and Trollestia
>>34123Infernius just said he was in the forge, and Trollestia never leaves the stables
>>34123im in the forge shes in the stables.
Btw, did Lenos ever return to the tower?
>>34126Freaking this. I'm going to have to be cautious getting the cannons from Durpistan, because his damned girlfriend is probably still there
>>34127She won't hurt him if he minds his own business. Black Dragons aren't exactly trustworthy, but she's not stupid enough to break a deal that her life depended on.
Tracy arrives at her Nithing Pole and checks to see if any creature has made contact with it.
>>34128>Trusting a bitch dragon>ever
>>34119Yes
>>34120Yeah, but it wasn't that type of vow ceremony. Good point tho.
>>34127You should have someone test-fire those cannons first
>>34131Kek
>>34132is anything happening in town or is Torc wandering aimlessly?
>>34132>Test fireThat sounds ominous. Very ominous. I'll think we'll just take possession of them first, then later get pirates who actually know what they are doing
>>34133>energy drainNo. Either contagion or energy drain could be added though
>contagion as a poisonThat's pretty much what poison is. Btw, I stumbled across a gnarly poison that does 1d10 con on initial and secondary,... but I don't recall what/where I saw it
>Nithing PoleUhm,... maybe? I'm still not sure how to incorporate that. I mean, most of the individuals/creatures that might at this point would enemies to the party anyway.
>>34135I think I said there was a dozen yes?
>>34134Working on it
GM just ran a quick errand and is getting his head back in the game
>>34136I recall there being 24 potential pirates in total
>>34137I was talking about the cannons
>>34112>best wedding ever"How about a masquerade ball?"
>>34139"what ever you want baby."
>>34136>no energy drainAlright, so they're just regular clawed gauntlets then? They didn't use-up any of Soros's scales?
>Contagion as a poisonWhat kinds of diseases can she have access to?
Anyway, Tracy folds up her Nithing pole, puts it in her bag, and heads off to explore Port Barry.
Can she go shopping?
>>34139>masqueradeAren't masquerades for nobles from clans that hate each other and need masks just to enjoy the party? What kinds of guests is she planning on inviting?
..... Or I might just be an insufferable history nerd.. don't mind me...
>>34138Oh. Well I don't recall the number given. But I guess Trumpaladin goes to Durpistan. The Spartans are told that there is still every intent to train them in Football, but that due to a shift in the political situation they need to be ready for war as well.
Trumpaladin enters Durpistan and yells out to the darkness:
"Kiynen! I know you are there! I know you are among the ruined and burned buildings. Let me tell you. An army approaches. The army is here to collect cannons weapons of war left behind by the city's inhabitants. That is their only purpose. They mean you no harm. Eat your fetid corpses, and you shall be unharmed."
He stares out into the darkness on Fae while spamming detect evil. The soldiers retrieve the cannons. Slovenia is asked to look at the cannons and give an assessment of their condition based upon her knowledge. I guess ask a Spartan Trainee as well, since he might know something about cannons.
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>>34142Shouldn't Killy be at the beach with Lenos by now? She wanted Torc's help in transporting the corpses, but I imagine Lenos would've obliged as well.
Btw, a character's possible melee Sneak Attack number is limited to two simultaneous stabs, correct?
>>34143I am not sure. I'm not taking any chances though with bitch dragon. You know how your character was pissed that she couldn't kill Trollestia on their first encounter and has had kind of a slight vendetta against her since? That's Trumpaladin and Kiynen
>>34145>had kind of a slight vendetta against her sinceWell, that "vendetta" had been nearly forgotten.. until recently...
>>34141>scalesSome, that's part of what allows them to be animated. Remember, that was a rush-job
>diseasesUhm, diseases take no less than a day to incubate. If you're looking for combat advantages, poisons are the way to go. I mean unless you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect, it seems like a moot point desu
>shoppingSure
>masqueradesGM's eye twitchesThat depends on how long in advance the ceremony is planned
>>34142I'm sure you meant "shift" in political sit.
>>34144Yes,....
>>34148You've just given me license for one of the most autistic ideas I've had in recent months. I hope you know that.
>>34147>diseases take no less than a day to incubate>you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effectWell, that's the point. A character wouldn't know they had the disease until the symptoms manifested, let alone what disease they had. They'd probably be sure to get treated for poisons, but they're much less likely to think about diseases they may have contracted. That way, if Tracy fails to kill her target on the first encounter, said target may just as likely die in his/her sleep once the disease finishes incubating inside them.
>eye twitchesI won't even ask...
>shoppingAlright, Tracy wanders through the back alley of the bazaar, looking for anything interesting.
>>34151pictures for ants.
>>34150You don't understand, this is some next-level shit. I mean,... I'm astonished at the level of autism of this idea. Its just,... whoa. Its an idea so autistic and ambitious, it would require mod approval.
>>34152Raven Mocker: a Cherokee Witch.
>>34146She was just trying to help Tracy with her birds by making Trumpaladin be nicer to them...
>>34147Well, in any event, Trumpaladin is retrieving the cannons. Tell me if a spartan or Slovenia had anything to say about the state of the cannons, or if Kiynen shows herself either in a hostile or non-hostile manner
>>34155Idk wtf her intention was, but she thought wrong...
>>34155Be careful with those cannons. They were made by commies. I wouldn't touch a soviet-made butterknife, let alone a cannon.
[1d12 = 5]>>34156She
DID get him to agree to that at least,....
>>34148Final warning, this will likely end up with a mention on Encyclopaedia Dramatica,....
>>34153interesting i wish to see this autism take place.
>>34151Can a blade be oiled with multiple diseases/poisons, if the oil is prepared ahead of time?
5 of the cannons are rusted through, in ill repair, or otherwise unsalvageable. They haven't been used in years, and the rest will need heavy refitting
>>34159infernuis better get his own page.
>>34158this. soviet gear is worse than ching chong gear.
>>34162Is there even any powder left? The cannon is the easy part.
>inb4, remaining cannons just explode, because they were made by retarded commies.Did Tracy find anything interesting at the bazaar?
>>34164>Bolshevik scum tries to assassinate president by throwing grenade on stage>Grenade doesn't explode, because it was made by sovietshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Arutyunian
>>34156Possible intentions:
She wanted to be friendly to Trumpaladin
She wanted to protect the birds
She's in heatShe wanted him inside her
She, like Tracy, wants a foal
Or most likely of all
She's a massive fucking troll who wanted to see the shit storm this would cause
>>34158Yeah I know. But we have industrial power
>>34162Take them all. We need the scrap metal. When they are outside of Durpistan, proceed with live fire testing of the trebuchet and catapult
>>34161No
>>34160>>34163>pic related>>34166>shitstormDING
its a game, don't get too bent about it
>>34168Pssst, message in rabbit
[1d20+10 = 23]>>34167What does Tracy find while shopping/exploring?
Can she find anything interesting with her Detect Magick wand?
Also, rolling Gather Information to find leads about spooky/ebil vendors or places to find them, if that helps. Use glasses to Disguise herself as a young Half Elf.
On that note, players came into the game with no knowledge of the world, but how much local knowledge has Tracy gained since then? Did she earn any ranks?
>>34170I do more book-flipping cuz of you, I want you to know that.
Vendor stock is down, apparently the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods, and no savvy vendors have yet filled the void in their absence. I mean there are trinkets that do things (in a mechanical or magical sense) but nothing combat, attribute, or gameplay modifying. Just little knick-knacks
>>34171>dark elves were using the bizarre to sell goodsThis is fascinating knowledge
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>>34172>wishlistYeah, I'm kinda running short on new and innovative ways to accessorize the party, outside of do-nothing accessories (like Thez's dragon-tiara which does nothing except look pretty and blink/adjust its position every so often)
[1d20 = 9]>>34171>the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goodsI assumed that, but it's good to make clear. We've got a precedent of behavior for them now.
If the vendors left, they should've either abandoned their kiosks, or wheeled them away. In the later case, wouldn't locals have seen them being shipped out?
Anyway, Search abandoned kiosks.
Also, buy Trinkets, just because.
>>34172This is mostly to investigate the Drow. Idk if it'll yield anything, but I felt like gathering info in town and getting to know the area, since it's one of her primary skills.
Does anyone know how to get ahold of Taylor Swift's faggot?
>>34175Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.
>>34175Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.
>>34174Oh. Well carry on. I still recommend asking gate guards and dock workers
>>34175I do not. I think we all scared him off
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>>34176taylor is pretty autistic its kinda qt.
>>34178>voiding a contract"That BITCH!"
>>34176Awww, why'd you delete? It looks like a good pic. It shows that IRL Taylor actually has hips
[1d20+10 = 27]>>34178>asking gate guards and dock workersWhy not?
Gather info check
>we all scared him offWell, it did always become dramatic around those times, for one reason or another...
>>34181I messed up..
Does a rod really project whatever it does infinitely?
>>34174The dark elves used gates and portals, so no transit that would have been observed. There are empty spaces in the bazaar, with the potential for new vendors and wares, but as of now the only allies Port Barry has is Sparintenar.
>>34182"Ain't seen nothin'"
Awww, it was deleted again. No hawt Taylor for GM,....
>>34184Uhm, what do you mean?
>>34187Hey, it works now. How about that, it was broken before.
>>34178Uhm,... Trump if you're not busy, I'd like to broach an idea with you in rabbit.
>>34186Like, it doesn't have charges, so can a rod really project its function/spell infinitely? There are some rods that create matter/energy like Lenos's kitten rod, or the Rod of Sneezes.
If such a case were true, the crafting mechanic for a rod is merely the transmuter for the near-infinite energy the item is capable of generating and turning said energy into spells (like: "create kittens"). It's true function is "perpetual motion".
I'm being a massive autist today...
>>34188Sure. Post it
>>34189*autism intensifies*
>>34173My original plan was to just keep upgrading/modifying her equipment until it matched the persona I was going for, but then I realized upgrading existing equipment is expensive as fuck...
Also, are there any other ways of gaining XP other than defeating enemies?
Can I farm resurrected enemies for XP?
>>34189>massive autistCare to help plan a wedding/ball?
>rodsStill reading, but essentially yes, and that's the appeal of rods. With few exceptions, rods don't have charges (as staves do) which while increasing their manufacturing costs, eliminates the "drain" or decay of the items usefulness.
>>34190Posted (in rabbit, cuz its easier from this computer)
>>34191Jesus. Just be satisfied with what you have been given for now, and patiently wait for more. Like I want level 20 paladin, but it can wait and be earned properly
>I typed this up on my main IP, but forgot I was banned
>>34194>>34193speaking of paladins can i take some levels in it?
>>34192>help plan a wedding/ballI don't see why not..
>>34192Could someone, hypothetically, use a
>>34194I
really want to level up.
Well, if there's nothing interesting for her to find in the
>>34195>paladinNo. Falling is the only way for them to multiclass. You could become a Divine Emissary at epic level though, and that's basically a Paladin/Blackguard+Cleric combo.
Besides, it'd be pointless; at this level, there's nothing that just a couple levels Paladin has that a level 16 Cleric would want for his optimization. If you want more attack bonus, just go with Fighter or something. Better to get 20 in Cleric first though.
>>34196>Could someone, hypothetically, use a *use a mediocre rod to create a device that generates mechanical energy indefinitely?
>>34196i just want some attention from muh deity.
>>34196Correction: Paladins can multiclass, but it's impossible for a character to advance as a paladin once they have another class.
>>34198Cleric is better for that. Try praying at the Cathedral before his statue. You also have Divination spells to receive limited advice from him directly.
>>34199hes being a tsundere and not talking.
>>34198>>34200Thats my fault, not herr Furher's. I am not savvy at emoting Hitler. I've neglected my duties in that regard. I have watched many videos, but there's something about his message that I can't emulate
>>34200Gods don't talk to mortals without good reason. You'd probably need a long monologue of prayer to get answers out of the statue.
There's also Augury and Divination to receive vague answers from heaven.
With Planar Ally, you could plausibly summon Angels from WWII, but they'll confiscate all your items, beat you up, write a bad report etc., if you don't have a good reason and an appropriate payment for whatever you're asking them for, so only use that in emergencies, with proper preparation.
>>34196>paladin vow of chastityThis is new to me
>>34203>Trump GoodYou're fine
>>34196bost moar ched mems.
>>34201pic related
>mfw>>34202football talked to trump...
>>34203>Knight>Not chasteDon't worry, it's not degenerate if it's within marriage.
>>34205We already have a talking Elway statue.
Nobody talks to it for some reason though... (I don't, because I'm afraid she might just get vaporized, being a Divegrass-playing Blackguard)
>>34204He's more Lawful than he is Good, desu.
>>34207You're missing the nuance. Its not Trump (as opposed to Lawful) Good, it's Trump (is) Good
>>34206>Sex is still chaste if it happens in marriageFuck, I forgot about that feature of Catholicism, so I have to scratch that idea out
>Tracy is a dive grass playerYou know how people convert religions for marriages? You know how Crusaders murdered every Muslim, Jew, and half the orthodox Christians they came across?
>>34205Most of the others were shitty, but this one's accurate...
>>34210Nothing implied, simply illustrating a disposition from which Trump's demeanor is good and righteous, even though it may "somtimes" color outside the established boundaries
>>34211Fuck that's too accurate
>>34208Then what's the restriction?
>>34211Kek, Thez is a Chad
>>34215I said before, everyone has hax
>>34210"We should advertise that there will be cake!"
>>34213"Good" "righteousness."
kek. ive embodied that more than he has.
>>34216Can Tracy learn the Self Concealment feat in the holodeck? How long toes it take to learn a feat?
>>34218Indeed, thats why you're not Trump Good. Trump Good isn't "better", its just,... more lenient.
>>34220>dex 30 hide 30 reqUhm
>>34213>it may "somtimes" color outside the established boundariesThat sounds more like a Paladin of Freedom, desu.
>>34215>I had to unban myself to post thisI always thought Trumpaladin's Lawful Good alignment came mostly from his certainty that his side was the side of right. Which makes a lot of sense, because morality is basically an aesthetic preference that people force on other people violently, and then feel super superior when they pretend like they are better at living by their own self-made standards than other people.
If it isn't obvious I don't quite know what lawful good means, so I've had him always try to talk down enemies before killing them, be protective of protectorates, not steal or lie or at least avoid it where possible, and not engage in gratuitous things like blood baths.
>>34218>>34221Did this post have any purpose besides masturbation?
>>34224youre lawful evil at best m8
>>34225Desu, I'd put him more at true neutral
again, players not appreciating the grand sublime poetry of GM's machinations
>>34225What am I at worst?!?!?!
>>34226oh i understand but its just strange a "good" character can do evil acts.
>>34228DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34230sorry i meant Clinton good.
*Takes Breath*
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>>34229"Any prince who tries to be 'good' all the time
is certain to come to ruin among the many who are
not so foolish. It behooves a prince then to be proficient in how to be good, as well as how
not to be good, as the
situation demands."
- Niccolo Machiavelli
>>34233YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34235THANK YOU! Saint Machiavelli is under appreciated
>>34233I'm sorry, those words simply cannot go together with any credibility
>>34235Does Machiavelli also endorse cheating on your fiance with a friends horse wife?
>>34222Just checking..
Do the Epic bonus feats granted at Epic level for classes still need the requirements?
>>34224>certainty that his side was the side of rightThat's mostly Lawfulness. Goodness comes from making personal sacrifices for the sake of others, from what the wikis have told me. Lawfulness refers to respect to tradition, boundaries and authority.
>>34224>morality is basically an aesthetic preference that people force on other people violently, and then feel super superior when they pretend like they are better at living by their own self-made standards than other people.Eh..... That's definitely lawful though.
Try reading the Alignments page, to get a better scope of the matter.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Alignment>>34225Also this. Most gainful alignment.
>>34238Torcuil and Trollestia are married?
>>34236>>34234>Reposting the reaction images he took from my posts about his nonchalance about abortionhe deleted
>>34238Okay, so in retrospect that was an act that was a bit more questionable
>>34241Torcuil says he doesn't have a waifu
>>34239Huh, I'll think about it
>>34239>ebin featsYes
>alignmentI will say, he'd make a far better Blackguard than Paladin, and that without taking any penalties. Not taking sides, just commenting on proclivity.
You saw that chad-meme about "always getting cucked by anti-paladins right?>>34241"Waifu" has no lawful standing
>>34242That was a thread derailment if ever there were one. I was doing it because you were funny at first but then you and Torcuil started taking it very seriously...
>>34244you're dodging the question.
>>34240>come back>see thisBitch no
>>34243This
>>34244>"Waifu" has no lawful standingI object! Waifusim is an aspect of nature ingrained in universal law.
>>34244>>34248Are you talking about the waifus I've gained with digits? I guess those are universal law, but otherwise, a waifu is no more important than a girl you want to date but cannot
>>34246Okay, desu yes, Machiavelli
does endorse engaging in philanderous activity outside of marriage, such that it benefits or trends toward a better situation for the house, the state, etc.
>>34248e_e Citation needed
>>34251then Machiavelli is a degenerate.
>>34252That's a subjective interpretation, wholly biased, and lacking any objective qualifiers
>>34253objectively moral degradation destroys counties, ask the Romans.
Please don't attempt to apply conventional morality to established Court discipline,... it just doesn't work
>>34251I don't really recall any endorsement of philandery in either the Prince or the Discourses on Livy. I guess it's present in the Mandrake, but I interpret that to be more of a synecdoche for divine based morality
>>34211Mixxed Nuts, a summary
>>34253TIL I'm wholly biased against Machiavelli whoever the fuck he is
>>34254Machiavelli agrees with you
>>34255Machiavelli is against luxury, since it weakens war readiness
>>34257GO BACK TO SCHOOL YOU PLEBEIAN!
>>34249There is no pillar of honor, tradition and faith more sacred than a man's dedication to his waifu.
>>34258then why is he promoting degeneracy?
>>34258Luxury yes, but he's not for aesceticism, and he makes numerous mentions that what upholds the Prince and thus the Province is best.
>>34259There is a sacred rule in contract making more sacred than any other
GET IT IN WRITINGtl;dr get a legal marriage
>>34260Ask GM. I'm putting this under CITATION NEEDED. Although I guess it is a plausible interpretation of Mandrake
>>34261He casually mentions "abstain from their women" (I think in reference to the son of the last king of Rome raping Lucretia and causing the overthrow of the monarchy...) as a requirement for an established monarchy to continue
>>34262>abstainYes, but in general, his position can easily and conclusively be read that "If getting his dick wet prevents tyranny, then let his dick be whet"
>>34258You didn't answer my question
>>34263I mean... sure, if there is some super bizare circumstance where having sex with someone saves the kingdom. But like, when does that ever happen outside of the context of a political marriage, which is not philandery?
>>34265You asked a question?
>>34267a degenerate philosopher.
>>34266Congratulations, you just proved the opposition's point
>>34266oh that was my next point,Danke.
I don't understand any of this
>>34268His name sounds italin
For reference, I wasn't advocating that Machiavelli was entirely correct, I was citing him as a resource that would be largely (though defeatably) accepting to Trump's actions.
>>34271You,... don't know who Niccolo Machiavelli was?
>>34273I probally do, but the name isn't ringing a bell
>>34275He is famous for coining the adage (bastardized) "The ends justify the means"
>>34244How long will it take Tracy to learn, Dodge, Mobility, and Spring Attack, in that order?
>>34276the means justify the end though...
>>34262>legal marriageWho has the authority to notorize marriages? Clergy?
>>34267Niccolo Machiavelli was a Florentine Statesman and General who lead the Florentines in war and who was instrumental in the creation and operation of the brief lived Florentine Republic, circa late 1400s and early 1500s
He is best known for being a political philosopher and historian, writing
The Prince in 1515 and
Disocurses on the First Ten Books of Livy in 1517. He, more than anyone, could be credited with bringing about Modernity in Philosophy with an entirely new way of looking at epistemology and morality, at least since the Greek Classical era
>>34272He is a very good model, yes, although I don't think he would appreciate Trump's aversion to lying
>>34279Fae is a priest, and we're building a courthouse. I would say the State, if you meant that as a philosophical question
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>>34279Torc has legal power
>>34276Ah
Anyway, Tracy returns to the stables to nurture her birds, after synthesizing a bag full of elephant meat.
How many severed heads are in the mess hall?
"I've returned, my Angels." Tracy declares softly, before hugging her birds and feeding them.
What gender are these birds? I can tell a chick's gender by their down arrangements, but I can't see these.
>>34281>Fae is a priestIs she?
>The stateWhat state?
>>34283>What stateKekistan
>>34283are ravens legal to own?
>>34283Just no damned severed heads, and definitely not in the mess hall
>>34283>Is Fae a priestI made her a priest very early on
>What stateThat was a general answer. It would be the relevant state
>>34286Actually, Tracy's faggot what birds are legal to own?
Also, have you raised pigeons?
>>34286Idk.. A fiendish raven is a lawful-aligned creature.
You're character is chaotic anyway.
>>34287Several of the previous characters have their heads in the mess hall, including the last Paladin who owned Vadereim.
>>34289>>34286Oh, irl.
It depends on the state you live in, plus zoning bullshit.
I have handled pigeons.
>>34292>>34290is a Choatic raven a thing?
>>34294In game?
Idk. Fiendish Raven, from the summon monster table, is a Lawful Evil creature: it counts as casting a Lawful and Evil spell.
>>34292>>34293What are pigeons like?
GM does anything happen in the town?
>>34296like you'd expect.
>>34283To Tracy
>"Hi Tracy. I'm out today. Do you want me to pick up anything from the forest for you, or get you any food?"
>>34296>pigeons like?Well, what about them? They're pigeons.
They're harder to handle than you'd expect.
>>34298>'........... I'm fine...'>>34296Nothing happened while Tracy was there..
so are infernuis and thez still 69ing?
>>34299>harder to handle than you expect Thats what I was looking for
>>34277I'd say 1 wk per feat
>>34279That depends on who one is appealing to. Marriage typically involves submitting to an authority outside of ones self or their partnership, making those to be married supplicants. You will note that the vows Thez and Infernius exchanged did not require such, only a witness who could be observed as independently sovereign.
>>34286Sure
>>34287There's already a few, just to let you know,....
>>34289There's legaities for bird ownership? In Port Barry?
>>34296There are increasing decorations and planning, but nothing is particularly popping at the moment
>>34299Insufferable bastards you mean,....
>>34301I hadn't realized that they were, last I heard they were discussing the prospect of a wedding. She's not opposed to 69, but she'd much rather he tied her hands with her braid and had his way with her.
what? its true,...
>>34300>"You don't sound so fine, little pony. Is there anything I can do for you?"
>>34303>port barryNo, irl
>nothing Well thats boring
>>34303>The Vows Infernius and Thez did required no outside authorityThat's why it is not a valid marriage. The essence of marriage is that the relationship is placed outside of the caprice of the participants by making it no longer belong to them
>Thez's sexual preferencesShe has better tastes
>>34306True, except that Thez (Gilana) is a standing member of the House of Thez, having and maintaining the authority to engage in contractual and binding agreements so long as witnessed by a sovereign party.
>>34303i was gonna interrogate darkie but sex is a better prospect.
*binds hands*
*smiles fiendishly*
"im going in dry."
>>34308Like binding her hands won't provide sufficient moisture,....
>>34309I think he's referring to a different hole
And while things get lewd, GM departs for 5-10 minutes to acquire take-out
>>34303>1 wk per featAlright. Tracy Trains towards the Great Dexterity Feat, in her free time.
Also
>>34283What gender are her birds and how many heads are in the mess hall?
>>34312>"Is there anything I can do to for you, little pony?"
>>34313>'…….........Let's schedule our wedding.'
>>34313i'd like some peach rings
>>34310I doubt it, Infernius doesn't strike me as the type who would abide stink-dick
>>34316he would be if thez wanted it.
>>34316I hope not
>>34314>"............... Uh........ Um....... When would you like it, little pony?">>34315Kek. So done
>>34318>'.............. Three months ago.... asap; this month, if possible..'
>>34316Please tell me the gender of the birds.
[2d2 = 4]>>34317Which is why no
>>34320
>>34319>three months agoKek. I think she should only just barely be showing any bulge at this state of pregnancy
>"Silly pony, you've got nine months until he's born. No need to rush. We probably have a war coming up. That will get in the way of things. We can perhaps have a celebration once we have crushed our enemies">>34322REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I wanted a Sam Eagle
>>34321*continues aggressive fugging*
>>34322GM, I want an assessment of the Artilery situation. Like what essential numbers do I need to know and so forth. Both wooden weapons are tested, and the Cannons are taken to the Industrial forge for refitting, or scrapping if necessary. Does Slovenia know Ironworking to any degree?
>>34323Blame the dice
>>34324Thez continues liking it, though displaying a diminishingly astonished expression of false-opposition
>>34325>ironworkingNo
>Artillery/machine essential numbersUh,,.. I'll get back to you
>>34326*stimulates clit*
*attempts to make ahego*
>>34327Kek, I'll try to do that
>>34326>DiceREEEEE! I'll have to go with a Samantha Eagle or something
>No Iron workingAww... We can assume Port Barry has Ironsmiths, especially since it was mentioned in the two city-improvement posts, right? Also, is Slovenia super adorable when the Trebuchets are fired?
>>34322If I were to go with how I normally name mythological creatures, I'd give them Arabic names, but I've got better sources for this case.>>34329>moments laterFine, whatever will make you happy. Sam it is then. I'll name the other one Bunny then... because fug mythology..
>>34329why not Colombia the eagle?
>>34330Better than a 9/11 Hijacker's nameI'll go with that. How does Tracy feel about Trumpaladins's suggestion in
>>34323>>34331I did think about that. It's because Columbia is a place name, not really a person's name. But I cam go with it
>>34333And I got the fucking trips.
HOW
>>34334Kek
Go talk to your waifu
>>34329>ironsmithsYes
>Super cuteIf by that you mean, a face of grim satisfaction, yes
>>34333Trips confirm
I g2g for a couple hours..
>>34335>>34336She ain't Torc's waifu. You guys just said it so much so I stoped denying it
He reconsidered after the "date"
>>34337>Slovrnia is in fact being adorable, as per usualD'aww!
HUGS PONY!
Now let's test out the equipment with targets, preferably structures or walls. And with exotic ammunition as well
>>34341>*Sharp pain in the back of the brain*Okay, now I actually have to go.
Tracy decides to g check on her Nithing pole on the road to Cardishore and then makes her way towards the city.
>>34342And here I thought it was gonna be a recess weekend
>>34343The ride never ends
>>34343I just want to finally get those knives back...
>>34342Let GM have just one weekend off after three months. Or at least consider taking another character
>>34346>consider taking another characterEh...
>>34345Fair, but you know they're not just going to keep a pile of knives out at the security area "In case they come back",... odds are they've been rid of by now.
>>34345like why are the knives suddenly critical now?
>>34348>odds are they've been rid of by nowReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Muh meme knives!
I'll take the liver of the customs managing directer. instead if that's the case.
>>34349I always wanted them, I just finally got sick of waiting to go get them...
>>34350They actually
say dark and edgy? That's pretty,... nevermind.
>will REALLY have to go soon
Can the Entertron repair magical status affects, like energy drain and curses?
>>34353Like I don't know what you're thinking
>>34355Energy drain fucking sucks, so I want to know before I roll a 1 with those claws.
>>34356>stands thoroughly correctedA paladin or cleric can restore energy drains
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>>34356I'll cross that path when I get to it
>>34357This
>>34328I actually looked, and just as I was about to give up (most "Dark Elf Ahegao" involves tentacles) I found this. You're welcome. The colors are off, but do the math.
>>34358Is it harder to summon the help of a Paladin or cleric than it it is to get to the entertron?
>>34350From what we know of the story, Cardishore is a center of enemy activity, probably as more or even more than the Court City. ho knows what you could encounter. All sorts of magic barriers and other things are possible.
I kind of want my character to infiltrate by disguising himself as seeking to host a reality TV series....
>>34359>No hoovesNot as sexy as some of the other options available
GM plz gib somethin to do
>>34361Talk to your waifu
>>34364Tracy's faggot isn't here
>>34365Wanna come plan out military strategy and test out trebuchets with me?
>>34366I like military strategy
>>34361You could always go to the whorehouse, they have whores and Fight Club
>>34368Torc isn't a fan of whores but he'll take fight club
>>34368I should probably go ask some essential questions of that one pirate we revived. I imagine he wondered over to his natural habitat of the Tavern
>>34359Can it repair magick affects though.
Also, can Tracy still go check her Nithing Pole, and make her way towards Cardishore? I want her to go, even if she can't enter.
>>34360What if the Paladin and Cleric we're incapacitated? I just want to know what it's capable of.
>tfw socially obligated to sit through two-hour concert.
>>34361Make us some items/scrolls.
>>34371But I need to talk to her...
>>34374I'd assume it can't cure Geas, because if it could, the Thez would have have her's removed by it by now. I'd assume curses function similarly, and so can't be removed by it. As for negative level drains, I am really not sure
>>34374Alright.
When Tracy gets back, does anyone want to help me kill and revive that Triceratops 6 gorrillion times?
>>34377>More interested in grinding than earning advancement through game-playJust
>>34381Boredom will make yous do things
>>34382Torcuil needs a hobby. Like how Tracy has her birds, Infernius has Thez, and Trumpaladin has Football and Deal Making. I think Tracy's faggot had a good idea about making scrolls
>>34383Yeah, but scroll making is less of a hobby and more of a job.
>>34384>Torcuil needs a JobBingo!
>>34383Well now, there are mass-production machines down in the 'basement (the area between the top and 'bottom' pyriamid, AKA the forge) for making scrolls and potions in quantity, as well as a number of other machines that are more specialized and particular than the ones in the library
do NOT ask me "What kind of machines", rather ask "Is there a machine that does blurrrr"
>>34386Is there a mchine that does blurrrr?
>>34387There are many machines that do blurrr
>>34386So if I am understanding you correctly, I can ressurrect all of the pirates, have them work at the machines producing items on commission, then sell the items at a special Trump Magical Item retail outlet that fills the void left over by the Drow being kicked out of town, trade a substantial portion of the items to Sparintenar for their manufactured items, and then sell those items in Port barry or where ever we can ship them to?
>>34387I think you're going to have to go to Krenshall for that
>>34389That's correct, though you'll need a certified magical technician to calibrate and maintain the machines. The machines are - for the most part - a hook allowing players to be creative about getting around limitations on crafting and item production. Nothing
too fancy, there'll be no mass production of uber-ness +80 swords of murder, but mass-producing masterwork swords is feasible.
>>34390Let me guess, Lenos is a magical technician.
Can he teach Torc his crafting skills?
>>34390>certified magical technicianUm... Is Torcuil fit for the role?
>>34391Technically speaking, anyone with the magical ability to craft the items in question is a "magical technician".
>>34392Yes. Trump is too for certain spells and potions (and stuffs that require pali spells)
By the way, if you think I'm not shutting all my computers down to watch the MLP movie in 20+ minutes,... I think you get where I'm going with that.
>>34393>Trumpaladin can tune machines to create "heal serious wounds" potions>Hire pirates to make Heal Serious Wounds Potions in mass>Trade to Sparintenar, since you know they'll want that>Same with Bull's strengthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw [Embed]
>>34395IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL
In the meantime I'll be practicing pyrography
GM, can the Trebuchet shoot fireballs, and does Slovenia look cuter when this occurs
>>34398Magical fireballs? No. Balls of flaming pitch? Yes. Cute,... oh ffs
>>34399I meant like how poners, which are already super cute, can look even cuter when they have certain expressions, especially happy ones. Like if Slovenia were made very happy or some other emotion by the fireball ammunition and it caused her to look more adorable
>>34400I hadn't thought about it that deeply. I will
Torc, if you haven't seen, check:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/87059.html#q95867
>>34383Trumpaladin has Tracy.
If she isn't enough of a handful, I can make it so.
>>34402Speaking of which, can I go to pony now?
>>34403I thought she was on her way to Cardishore but I guess not..
Where is your character?
>>34386Is there a machine that can make rods quickly?
>>34404He's in an open field to the North sort of in the forest, but he's only about 10 minutes away on dragonne.
GOES TO PONY! I mean check the tower/use empathic link/detect evil
By the way, if you are at a laptop, COME WATCH THE PONY MOVIE IN RABBIT!
>>34407Submit a request to join the room when it shows you that screen. I'll tell anon28 to look out for new requests
>>34406*teleports behind*
*abducts*
>>34410*Is abducted.... I think*
>>34411*flies 80-100 ft in the air*
>>34414"I love you pony"
*attempts to nuzzle pony*
So uh,... what's been goin' on?
>>34416Um... I just got abducted
>>34415*Becomes Ethereal*
I'm starving for XP. Let's fight something already.Use detect ebil to find shit.
>>34415>inb4 omae wa mu shindeiru>>34416How was the movie?
I'm gonna be able to fix my computer soon and thats the first thing I'm doing
>>34418Can I mount her?
If so, mount pony
>>34419I'm truly sorry you missed it. I'm sure there'll b another stream before long.
>>34420Use it!*Wafts the scent of white-knight throughout the plane*
>>34377We could also revive it, kill it again, and make an undead Triceratops to fight.
>>34423Use detect evil, then
"Tracy... What are you doing?"
>>34422Oh, its not the first time tonight I've been robbed of seeing a movie with friends
>laughter turns to sobbing>>344258Youre b8 m8
>>34425"........ Flashy... I'm your mount, right..? I'm here to help you on your mission for football or whatever, right?"
>>34427"D'aww! Well shouldn't I get Thez's belt back, or Suiboto back. Or shouldn't we talk to darkie so we can, you know, get our stuff back and "
move the drow to a reservation'"
>>34428"..... Flashy.... I'm feeling... Frisky...
(and upset, but she doesn't say why) It's a Paladin's mission to save the world from Ebil creatures, right?
Let's do that."
>>34429"Well if you're feeling frisky... Wait. What do you have in mind?"
>>34424Oh yeah, no triceratops grinding. Reviving and then killing, lather, rinse, repeat gets no xp.
>>34426I was avoiding gushing about that. Truly sorry ;_;
>>34428"Oh yeah, I totally forgot!" BTW, the gold/black belt is different than the girdle.
Thez gives Girdle and Sugoito back.
>>34416I want to fight something...>>34430*ghostly wind blows by* (you're on the ethereal plane)
>>34431>GirdleIsn't that the kind of belt only girls wear?
>>34430Anon, have you been wearing women's undergarments for power?
>>34430You is b8 m8
Why else would she waft your scent
>>34431No, you guys are fine. I wasn't expecting to be able to get on tonight anyway
>>34432"Wouldn't you rather go fight enemies in the material realm? They have more... resources. And are actually a danger to society."
>>34433Fuck. That's exactly what that is
reeeeeeeeeFor the +2 it gives to attack and +3 to damage fuck yeah I'd wear it though
>>34436".... We're on the Ethereal plane, Flashy... The locals here aren't strangers to the material world... They're regular visitors; coming in and out looking for food.."
>>34436>fuck yeah I'd wear itmfw your standards
>>34437*ominous ethereal ghost-wind noises*
>>34436Its not like a ladies' girdle
>Torc continues being bored as fucking hell
I guess he goes to investigate the machines that do blurrrr
>Party finds Thong of Epic Charisma>Trumpaladin wears it>>34439How do I attract ghosts?
Did Trumpaladin Detect anything?
>>34441>Trumpaladin wears itHe fucking would
>>34437>>34438I think that's factually wrong, at least in the case of devourers, because the article suggests that they attack travelers on the Ethereal plane and there is no mention of them going to the material plane. But whatever, we'll go with your interpretation"Well then why are you standing here. Let's go looking for monsters to slay!"
SPURS MOUNT
QUICK DRAWS VANDERIEM
"Yippee kay ay!"
>>34439Oh thank goodness. Also pls bake. This thread is causing delay of at least 30 seconds because of size on my laptop
>>34441Kek. Try moving forward until you run into something. Do spot checks as well
[1d20+5 = 13]
Spot Check looking for ghosts
[1d20+5 = 21]>>34446Listen check as well
Detect evil, but the fucking horse should move if she wants to run into something
>>34442<whoooof> "Oh come on then!" Thez grabs Torcuil's shoulder and <shoomp> they both transition to the ethereal plane, some distance (but still in eyesight) of Tracy and Trump.
>>34447"Boo"
>>34449"GAH, WHAT THE"
Torc then notices his suroundings
"Oh, hi everyone"
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>>34442>inb4, all of the optimal items for him end up being girls' underwear>Bra of Giant's Strength
>>34454
This. Trump is chibi again. Thez gibs back the belt and the sword,... but they're too big for him.
OH fine, I can hear you thinking it,... baking
>>34449Did they Detect anything?
>>34455He makes a good Halfling.
>>34455Well fuck you too AND MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD ALREADY! It took a minute to load this
ITT, Trump is being a dick again
Nigga wtf was that message?
>>34461What did he send you?
>>34462It was a "to show we care" message
I'll post screencap l8r