*spams all detection abilities*
Where are the ghosts?
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
"If you stand still, then you will only cover an area of 2830 square feet a round, and it will be the smae 2830 feet the next round, and the next round, and the next round. If you move forward at half speed, you'll cover a much larger area AND IT WILL ACTUALLY BE A DIFFERENT SET OF DARKNESS EACH ROUND
[confused pony noises]
*bolts because sharp spurs*
DO DO DO DO DO DOO DO DOO DO DE DO>>34473
That works too
Also, if you actually think we'd encounter Devourers, shouldn't I cast Death Ward? That protects from "negative energy effects" for 16 minutes
Alright, so the (active) party is currently galavanting on the Ethereal Plane which is ahem a misty, fog-bound dimension. Its collection of swirling mists and colorful fogs that border the material plane, which is visible but muted and indistinct. The colors blur into eachother and the edges turn fuzzy. The area is mostly empty of structures and impediments, and there is no gravity making movement difficult to those without self-propulsion (wings, for example).
"You know what this place needs?
Does Spell-turning turn spell-like abilities?
|Rolled 14 + 5|
Listen check again
|Rolled 20 + 5|
And a Spot Check
Kek, that reminds me of my paintballing days>>34480
Several in number, moving fast, and distant>>34481>listening and spotting on the ethereal plane
Torc casts frog swarm as propulsion
Roll for perception check using magic and shit
Uhm,… frogs appear in the surrounding area, not falling to the ground as would be normal, but just floating in the air with a confused (for a frog) expression on their face.
Frog swarm does not propel.
Well mother fucker
What size? What intensity?
Ready full round attack Vanderiem
So just to be clear, where are you going? Just "that way"?
B-but muh newton's laws
We found something. Let's figure out if it's what you think it is
But they are not shot out of the staff, so there's no pushing effect
b-b-b muh 20…>several
Hone in on aura using telepathy and Ready self for combat. Approach cautiously
Cast True Strike, and share it with Trumpaladin.>>34484
Looking for something to kill
Ur in the ethereal plane, newton's laws don't apply. Null gravity. Also, the frogs don't fire from ur arse.
Detect evil what's the hit die on the foes?
Oh fine, you see darting shapes in the distance moving at high speed. They're moving too fast to make anything out but a blurred face, which appears haggard and lanky, with green skin covering.
With Detect Evil, what is the approximate intensity of the creatures, and what direction are they going?
Alert Trump of targets
Observe and prepare to engage
It varies. Lots are squishy, some are decent, a handful are stronk, and there's a bit of mustard in the mix.>>34496
Oh they've detected the group, and are flying around at range.
>>34497>prepare to engage
If we're going up against soul suckers I want to know so I can cast the spell, and if we are not, I want to wait, so it isn't dried up one minute before we encounter soul suckers
Now I have thisFuck, I can't find the video with the guy talking about doin some drug and leprechauns flying out his arse
"Fug. I lost them, can you see anything?" Thez says to Torcuil (who has also lost sight of Trump and Tracy)
Does she show up on Detect evil? By the way, that's being used like a radar now
"Uh, no I've lost em"
BTW, Thez WOULD have given back the girdle and Sugoito,… IF Trump and Tracy hadn't taken off like idiots,…. Xp
|Rolled 4 + 21|
Devourers aren't fast.
Be ready for a surprise.
And draw your bow.>>34501
Nightmarish Track check
>>34505>Tracking, on the ethereal plane
What about vacuous and gaseous plane of nothing don't you get?
I wanted to go back to the tower, but Tracy dragged me here
Quick Draw Composite Bob's Bow, ready full round attack on creature that comes in range and in clear shot>>34505
Cast spell now?
Idk… She's got insane survival on other planes.. but I guess that doesn't apply..>>34508>leprechauns
What kinda acid was he taking?
Torcuil flies off, a stream of leprechauns flying out his ass.
"Well fug," Thez says, and takes off after him. "DO you even know which way they went?" she calls after as he continues to fly, propelled by leprechauns. Leprechauns. Seriously? Oi.
"The subject is immune to all death spells, magical death effects, energy drain, and any negative energy effects"
How far away are the targets?
Holding in a circle moving around us, "distant," but have spotted the group
Hey, Trumps the one to mention frogs coming out of asses.
"FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HOW TO CONTROL THIS"
Too far to make anything out, but shapes can still be seen moving about>>34515
Yeah, ya should
Ask the leprechauns
Activate Robe and start phuming smoke like crazy
Are you still moving?
Moving enough to keep sense of the targets, but treading more carefully now.
Can't, theyre touching his lucky charms on the way out
That was GM>>34520>"What do demon horse"
Stand still and wait for them to come? Charge them? Go closer and shoot with bow? Should I ready a bow or a sword? Should I cast death ward or some other spell or wait?
Is it possible to shoot any of them with a bow - that is, are the targets clear enough and close enough?
>>34523>'Well… We get in range.. and then we stab them..">>34525
Find first; then get in shooting range.
Shoot first, then make ride-by attacks
Well, my my calculations (and thats per a dice roll, since Torcuil TOTALLY moffed his control check (not that he got one for ass-leprechauns)) Torcuil is heading in a completely different direction than Trump and Tracy, and he has no control. Thez is keeping pace.>>34526
You can shoot, in fact range rules are less applicable,… but its almost like the moving shapes know that too. They're maintaining a perimeter, analyzing the pair. There are some watching the flying-leprechaun-scotsman, but thats more from disbelief and curiosity than aggressive strategy.
Check to shove a cork in ti
OH FUCK THIS GODDAMNED FUCKING PEICE OF CUNT SHIT
|Rolled 7, 4, 11, 20 = 42|
Shoot Full Round with Compisite Bob's bow at smaller target, chose the one closest and clearest
What are the stats on Bob's bow? Wasn't it a +2 bow? And what is the damage roll?
|Rolled 12, 2, 14 = 28|
*unleashes chain and sends it to attack*
It can attack… three times?
Well, because you didn't advance to level 15 rogue you really should only have two attacks
An Everwhirling Chain is a chain of speed too.
|Rolled 16 - 8|
This shit writes its self
So Torcuil continues to shoot off, propelled by ass-leprechauns, well distant from Tracy and Trump (who seem to have become stationary). Thez is close behind.>>34531>No manyshot feat
Trump fires a single arrow, at an elusive target, that is moving, and is partially obscured.
Fuck it then
Readies Vanderiem for when something get's within melee distance
You assume its in range
Anal clentch roll?
I'm out of ideas
Follow the Leprechaun
The leprechauns are long gone, and went in a completely different direction. Remember, Tracy sped off - spurred by Trump's "Chad charge" - before Thez and Torcuil even GOT to the ethereal plane, and they went in a different direction. Good move btw.
"I'm never doing drugs again"
Is it not?
Spirited Charge. Make 3 ride by attacks when in range.
I suggest Trump does the same.>>34542
We could meet up with the rest of the group…
Let's do that.
Make up your mind>>34542
Are you being sarcastic with the good move or what?
Either way, he has a readied full round sword attack for an enemy within range
The great Erwin Rommel told his troops "In the absence of orders, find something and kill it." I suggest we do the same
Does she sense the rest of the party?
You're the rider, you steer.
>>34544>when in range
Okay, I'll let you know>>34545>sarcasm
Uhm,… spoiler alert, these enemies aren't going to LET you get in range
Hold on, I'll paint a picture.
Follow the movement>>34542
I have shit to do… techinicaly now today, and yesterday was a steaming pill of shit so I'm going to sleep, see you faggots tomorrow
Idk what these are. Devourers are slow, and Marauders aren't ebil..>>34551>Torc is blasting off again
If the horse does a charge then he's in range>>34551
Poor Torcuil's faggot. Goodnight
Hellhounds? What lives on the Ethereal plane?
This is a rough sketch of the inherent trajectories. As you can see (given the time differential) neither group (Trump/Tracy OR Torcuil/Thez) had the chance to really analyze where the other was going. Each pair is kinda on their own at this point.>>34551
'Night! You won't die, Thez is with you.
The chain is 60 ft, and she charges fast.
How fast are these things moving?>>34554>hellhound>ethereal
Anything with the ability, I guess…>>34556
Shouldn't Trump be able to detect Thez because her class ability designates her as an Outsider?
Lots of things, and even more venture to it.>>34553
You might be surprised>>34550
There are approximately 16 signatures, of varying intensity. The stronger intensity signatures are more distant and stationary, while the less intense signatures seem to be the ones whirling around and darting to and fro.
>>34557>Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treausure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it>>34559
A couple masters with controlled fiends I'll bet
Good point. Trump can't detect anything, because everyone
is out of range.
Goddammit, just fucking charge forward until we're in range to do something
.>inb4, they're intelligent, peaceful creatures
Also, activate the Ring of Spell turning on the Hand of Glory.
This so much
GM sighs and rests his chin on his hand, watching Trump and Tracy speed off to their doom.
When you say that, I lose all confidence…
Or we could pop back into the material realm. Where we have some vague idea of what is trying to kill us
Why the fuck not?
THERE'S an idea,….
So, wanna go through woods looking for monsters or talk to darkie, or go to cardishore?
Gotta figure out where we are first…
Both materialize,… alive,… on the golden X in pic relted.
For the record, you would have both died, have woken up in the entertron, with no equipment. You're welcome.
We were not charging for very long, and movement in the Ethereal plane is half as fast as the material. We'll be fine.
Search check surroundings, as if Trumpaladin could tell one strand of trees from another
Future note, don't run off like an idiot. Strategy (which ur opponents had in spades) can defeat ANY level opponent.
Shit… I didn't realize they'd gone that far.
*chill runs down spine*
Fuck yeah! Dragons!>>34575
I'll repeat what I said to Tracy's faggot to you
">Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treasure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it"
Why would you think that?
Oh calm down. We're in great hunting territory. Wish I had Fae though. Can she get here quickly?
>>34579>Can she get here quickly
Do you think you're in range for empathic link?
Because that's what the wiki page says>An ethereal creature is invisible, insubstantial, and capable of moving in any direction, even up or down, albeit at half normal speed.http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/etherealJaunt.htm>>34580
When you call a mount, they appear the next round right next to you from the celestial plane
|Rolled 7, 2, 1 = 10|
Spot, Search and Listen
Wtf are we?
What is the biome we are in?
What a shitty fucking roll that was.>+5 on spot and listen
Detect Good, because why not?
|Rolled 7 + 19|
Rolling to Hide
Why? Also can you outrun a dragon?
Well, she could out-maneuver one, if it didn't just breath fire at them..>Why
See, here we're in a pickle. The rules listed by Ethereal Jaunt describe an individual who is otherwise non-ethereal, moving at base speed. When one considers that Tracy was spurred, she can be assumed to be moving at greater than 'base' speed. In addition, I disagree entirely with the rulebook on movement speed in the ethereal plane, with regard to self-propulsion, which Tracy has. I'm of the mind that self-propelled characters/entities - given that there are no obstructions or landscape to deter - would move at twice
their base movement rate.
>>34593>would move at twice their base movement rate
Wow, add a run check to that and she could move… really fast.
Don't worry, Thez and Torcuil will find themselves in equal a pickle.
There's no block on something like a road. If anything it should be the same, since there's air resistance in both apparently
But there's no air resistence in the ethereal plane, hence the accellerated (in my design) movement
You said a few posts ago that wings work. They wouldn't do anything with no air resistance. But whatever, I'll argue about this when it becomes an issue later
What pickle are we in?
The kind that gives treasure
How do you know that?
I hadn't planned it, but for now the party's biggest issue is finding their way back to Port Barry>>34598
Hmmm, you're right, thats contradictory. One moment
Well, if we encounter a dragon, and it is small enough to kill, then we can take it's treasure. I think a lot of monsters and barbarians give treasure. You wanted to grind xp, well, you're in precisely the right place to do it
>>34603>small enough to kill>in the mountains
You mean babies/teenagers?
Sure, that's something to do.
It's getting close to 2:00AM…
You got like a 140 HP don't you? I think we could take on up to a full adult. And if we encounter something larger… you can move at 3x speed right? If nothing else, Ethereal Jaunt
On a Saturday morning
K. Trump is right, wings would not work. Since however, no one is using wings (or air resistence) as a propulsion method, its a moot point. The 2x speed is still in play, and Torcuil and Thez will find themselves approximately 166% the distance Trump and Tracy crossed, except to the east rather than the north.
Also, I think now is a good time to adjourn this "casual" weekend Xp
and i thought i was bad at roiling.
Figured out the easy way out. I still think the hard way may be more fun
Are you talking about the teleporting helmet?
Is there a machine at the tower that assembles golems/constructs?
Seriously, I had to check the script to make sure that wasn't a 1d1 troll.>>34615
There might be, you'll have to wait until you're not ~150 miles away to check tho. ^_~
You wheren't the one with leprechauns spewing out your anus
It wasn't the speed that would have done you in, it was the opponents and their methods. Some opponents do and will make it a practice to kill things much bigger and badder than them
If it's any compensation, that shit was fucking hilarious.>>34620
I wonder what they were… Idk what kind of creature moves faster than Tracy and can use Ethereal juant..
Oh well, time will tell.
Not gonna lie, those rolls had be in tears
I won't spoil it, they'll be back eventually, but they didn't use ethereal jaunt. They made their way to the ethereal plane from another plane (not the material). Also it wasn't that they move faster (they don't) but they were maintaining a distanced formation. They were sizing you up.
I'm going to have to work for several hours..
Neat. What is the biome, and what is the scene from Trumcy's perspective?
Mostly plantskidding, I'm working on it
Are all the area-names on the map accurate?
"huh where everyone go!?"
>>34631>Even Thez is gone
I feel sorry for you man
Try talking to Darkie.
*Bends over, and hugs horsey*
For simplicity, yes, though they may have more colloquial names when ventured to, and don't assume that the name necessarily correlates to the dynamic and local structure (though it may). Also, there are no names on the world, so technically that info is not known to characters
[affectionate pony noises]
Is he still small?
>>34635>that info is not known to characters
Did Tracy learn anything about the local geography from the atlases she read in the library?
*sad minotuar noises*
No, much as those mini-memes made me kek>>34638
It certainly wasn't planned, but it will (hopefully) be resolved before too long (which with this lot, means next tuesday Xp)
>>34636I do not know
"I know it may not seem like it at times, but I really do love you Tracy. And I cannot stop loving you. I want you
can i go talk to the drow?
*hugs horsey again*
"Of course. I am happy to see you, I miss you when you're away. I love the feel of your soft blue fur and I love your adorable pony noises and jump scares. I see how devoted you are. You'll make a great mother to my son, I'm glad he has you. I'm glad I have you"
[happy pony noises]
".. Tha.. th-that makes me feel better…"
*tries to look into horsey eyes, or at least eye from the angle*
*rubs horsey neck fur*
"You feel better? Well that's not enough for me.What can I do to make you feel complete?"
i walk to where he is.
"hows it going knife ear?"
>>34645>what can I doHelp her kill Trollestia.And Fae (optional)She'll love that.
"…. I… I'm not really sure.."
[confused pony noises]
"Oh good god. What do you want? Decided to amuse yourself at my expense ay? he gets more cockney when he's agitated
Well go on then, its not like I've got anything better to do.">>34648
>>34649It's serious though.
Can we get a glimpse of where we are?
You mean aside from the maps? I'm assuming you're at an elevated position, so more ground-based details depend on getting a closer look. It's at the border of a mountainous area and a plains area with some not too distant forest.
>>34648I'll help her kill Trollestia if she's not pregnant. My loyal attack football kitty is entirely off the table though
"I do want you to be happy, little pony"
"ugh what that smell?"
"me came to alleviate your boredom, me a doctor me know it not good to be left alone this long."
"Take us down horsey. Let's see what's worth our while in this area"
"Oh what, you leave a man in a steel body-cast and you expect poupurri? Suddenly you're concerned about my well being is it? If you're not here to let me out, be a good lad and sod off!"
>>34652Better do it before bothering to find out. It's all going down the tubes if that's the case.>>34654
|Rolled 7 + 20|
*descends slowly and stealthily as possible* (for a horse in mid air)
Roll to Move Silently
"me Bet you hungry huh?"
|Rolled 9 + 20|
Hey, when it says that Empathetic link gives the paladin and the mount the same connection to a place or item, does that also apply to worn items? When Tracy wears her cloak of charisma, does Trump look Equally fabulous by proxy?
Didn't mean to roll
"Oh, you're a right prick now aren't you, all pleased with yourself. You wouldn't be smiling if we the shackles were off, I'll tell ya that!">>34658
"Why stealth? The last time we used stealth we failed to activate a dragon attack we could have taken. How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here?">>34658
Now what does she need that cloak for?
*sad paladin noises*
"what you like to eat?"
|Rolled 19 + 21|
She was going to give it to him, but then you asked for a Spell resistance cloak.
How does the item-synch work then?>>34661>Why stealth
"I don't want to get shot before engaging"
Listen check to sense nearby creatures.
|Rolled 9 + 21|
Follow up with a Spot check
>>34661>How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here
"We'll make noise once we're ready for combat."They could both make mounted Sneak Attacks together, if he fell.
>>34659If you want to get back to interrogate the Drow right now, I've figured out several different ways of using the helm that I think I can argue that would get us there in one or two jumps>>34663
|Rolled 17, 1 = 18|
I'd like some numbers on these cloaks. Depending on stats and the like, it may make sense to switch. What is she wearing in the robe cloak category?>>34655
Detect evil. Spot Check. Search Check for anything civilizational
"Oh a comedian now are you, here to have a laugh? If you're expecting me to beg I won't
. I just hope I get a crack at your cheeky ass at some point.">>34663>item-synch
It means that divination, or other types of items are and can be shared (visual-empathy). Please note, the rules were not designed for character
It would take more than that, but it would help speed your return,… except you have no compass, and the area is unfamiliar, meaning you can't be sure which way is 'back'.
|Rolled 19 + 21|
Rolling for compensation search.
Helm would never work on a Drow Assassin.
"me being serious we have machine that make any kind of food."
Torc wakes up after his anal trama
"Where am I?"
So where does horsey want to go?>>34671
I don't think the teleportation spell requires much more knowledge than knowledge of the destination, but I'll argue that when I want to use it.
Does a search check show anything civilization-related anywhere in sight? Rolling again because he'd do this for minutes>>34674
Wrong helm, and I bet it would if he managed to fail a will saving throw>>34676
You're not in some trucker's cab at least
"Oh, well, look who's had a gander about the building! Isn't he special? You think I don't fukkin' know that already? You think you lot are the first to venture about this place?
"hey stop being a cunt or me shit in mouth."
What do they find once they get close to the ground?
Who the fuck is infernius talking to?
>>34677>So where does horsey want to go?
I want to go exploring/hunting/looting
She wants to go on a solo adventure with her husband, a long one.
While we have Drow to fight and an impending war against the Cardishore/Court alliance? With no food, chopsticks, and I am not sure I got the sword and girdle back? Okay…
So GM, what does Torc find when he wakes up?>>34684
They are Torc's copstick, you don't get them
Also, wrong post
Well Fuck you too>>34682
>>34684>With no food>Survival+21
They'll be fine. There should be game in the forest.
infernuis knows how to farm.
Infernius is 150 miles away right now…>>34687
+21 for Tracy
. What is he going to sleep on? Tracy?>>34689
He's been hinting it this whole time
potatos carrots greens that sort of stuff.
Survival applies to allies to others as well. He'll be fine with her.
Worry about Dragons and whatnot.
what the fuck did i just read?>>34691
he didnt know that existed untill he came here.
Kek. Remember when you posted that "what do you need 200 pigeons for" screencap? If we had a homing pidgeon, we could follow it home, or at least send a message back.
"When the time comes, I'll know">>34694
I want a nice city to conquer…
I too want to conquer nations..
..Or at least burn down a village or something.
burn down cardishore.
She will if she finds out they lost her special knives.
What allignment would be>there are no civilians, just "acceptable causalties
>>34698>Implying I can't do both at the same time>>34700
Eh, we'll see what to do with the settlement once we know its essential character. I feel like I need more humans. More of them to work in the mines and factories, more to buy my products, and more to rule over>>34701
You already burned down a city and killed a source of mine workers. You also caged an entire village. Hush
good burn the capitalist kikes.
Sorry, some shit just hit the fan. I'm gonna need a minute.
Fuck off. The continent does not have infinite resources. Be smart
I g2g too.
Whew, heaven hasn't fallen who here gets that joke?
so back to the races!>>34679
"Oh well shit, I guess I'd better shape up or I might be in store for some right adversity! Did you have a question unicorn?">>34685
You find yourself on a beach. Thez is nearby, trying to find her bearings.>>34703
Anything from true neutral to chaotic evil>>34704>village
I'd forgotten about that
>>34712>Did you have a question unicorn?
Is Trollestia there?
>Thez and Torcuil are alone together on a beach
Oh God. I know where this is going
We should probably free them
No, that was for Infernius, who only has one horn>beach
Its the sjw village Infernius raided
"what you want to eat. me trying to show you some respect."
"At this point I'd eat your other horn if that's what was available!"
"hmmm strange but okay me be back."
*goes to the kitchen and gets Minotaur horn soup for him and some roasted dark elf for me*
>>34712I get it
So, where are Tracy and Trump, and what's around them? Did any of those checks detect anything?
*chops up a psychedelic mushroom and adds it to the soup along with some carrots and potatos and some pepper.*
So… Um… what do Trumcy see? I think Tracy is specifically looking for living things, and Trumpaladin is looking for roads, houses, wells, ruins, or freaking anything besides nature
The climate is a bit colder but not terribly so. There is more wildlife in the area flitting about, and observably more birds. Its not terribly different than the Port Barry area, but it seems less travelled. Instead of roads here are small trails (mostly animal) and the apparently human transit routes show a lack of carriage/coach wheels, just foot/hoof prints. The squaking of birds can be heard from tall grass nearby, and the general scene seems like people don't visit often.>>34720
Out of curiosity, where did he get
shrooms? Asking for a friend. Seriously though, I shouldn't allow that,… but I will
Any signs of those creature they were chasing?
What kind of wildlife are we talking about here?
Nope, they haven't made any sign. Wildlife is what you would expect: rodents, birds, and generally mild creatures.
Does the humanoid trail appear to lead anywhere observable?
"Alright Tracy, I think the generals will be expecting me back, but if we're honest, I think Fae can handle it. I can stay out a while longer here with you.
So tell me, where do you want to go? Do you want to go into the plains? Do you want to venture into the mountains? Do you want to venture into the forest? Personally, I've seen enough damned trees over the course of two lifetimes to last me plenty more, but I'll go where you want. I may be able to get us directly home - now even - though I cannot be sure"
"I am going to recommend you just walk on hoof. You'll be a lot harder to see if you're on the ground, and you'll look like a horse. Not a UFO"
Not immediately, no. It curls in one direction and the opposite, coming near to the base of the mountainside at one point, while leading back along/into the forest at both ends.
>>34729>A path mysteriously loops around at the base of a mountainside
Alright, follow the trail stealthily, on the lookout for any signs of large or sentient creatures.>>34730
Try using Detect Ebil.
I think anything interesting is too far away, but sure. The odds that this pathway is anything other than a hunting trail is slim, but if there's a spot where offerings are left to a dragon, it's where the trail meets the base of the mountain.
Trumpaladin uses the hat of disguise to disguise himself as a farmer. He recommends horsey try to hide her power levels and instead look like a normal if somewhat blue horsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq-jXeNnCcI>>34729
Use Detect evil
It's actually just supposed to be a Hat of Glammering, but sure..
mushrooms grow on bull shit.
"Thez, where the hell are we?"
Torc gets up and brushs sand off of himself
Eh, either way.
I'll just go ahead and tell you my general strategy: Hide our power levels so that opponents are foolish enough to attack us if that is their inclination, then we come out in full force and kill them. Unless they are bigger than us after all, then we hit a panic button (ethereal Jaunt, teleport, or just run/fly like hell) and leave
|Rolled 9 + 19|
Okay, do that then.>*disguises*
Bluff check to look nonthreatening.
*walks down trail*
Detect evil and spot check
|Rolled 2 + 21|
Also Spot check
|Rolled 12 + 21|
|Rolled 6 + 20|
And Search, because why not?
Who runs the Cathedral btw?
i guess i haven't technically set up a high priest.
>>34744>Not everyone has a gleaming Dragonne to administer Sermons
Isn't Infernius supposed to be the high priest?
Also, ched memes because boredom.
Can Fae even talk to hoo-mans?
Well, when we first encountered her she was speaking to Trumpaladin (and Tracy heard it). And frankly she speaks like she's more intelligent than most. She's definitely talked to Trumpaladin since then, and I know she directed words to Slovenia, though it isn't clear they were returned. I think the "speak the same language as familiar" thing is a specifically blackguard feature than kicks in at high levels. I think she couldn't speak to Trumpaladin except through speaking Common
yea i guess he is.>>34745
I wonder if I could give other animals bonus languages..
Nah, he's just spoiled.
Hitler is a serious lord, but he's listening.
I'm not ignoring you guys or thread, but today is kinda busy/involved for me. I'll try and keep an eye on things, but occasional lurking is the best I can offer.>>34754
*Licks horse in the ear*
What exactly is the Cathedral for anyway? Does your character spend time there healing the poor or something?
Yea he heals the sick,blind,deaf and poor for free there.
D'aww! That's super cute
*rubs horsey head*>>34648
Why you wanna kill Trollestia though? Just look at the entry for Celestial Chargers. These things are OP as fuck. Like I'd love to have one as a mount. Even without Paladin's Mount buffs it beats out buffed up Fae in most aspects and even beats a Cauchemar in overall utility. Like damn, this is a strong magical beast. I want to ride her.
Also, I think I finally found the key to unlocking her and making her do what I want her to
>>34764>Why you wanna kill Trollestia though
Where the fuck did that image come from? Where did you get all of those line drawings from?
I mean, Tracy hates Troll more than every other character, for fucks sake.
Does Tracy hate Torc?
>>34768>>34770>also raises hand
Um… How low is Trumpaladin on that list?
A little bit. He hasn't done very much to anger her or get in her way.
Tracy hates everything, fyi.>>34771
She loves to hate him.
So… Right above Trollestia?
I won't answer that.
She's so mysterious
Females are complicated.. and dangerous..
The artist is Wicked-At-Heart.
I've already posted everything from the set though.
I've always had Trumpaladin respond as if he thought her behavior to be a charade. Like she was hiding some deeper malevolence>>34780
That's an… interesting image. I think maybe you may want to consider trying to make some of your own Tracy art. She doesn't get much new art on Derpibooru…
When does he usually go?
Whenever he finishes fucking Thez
Yeah, this is definitely in the "made up after the fact" category
I hope he showers properly…
Okay, now I definitely want a ranking of hatred of other characters
lol I'll never tell!I threw out the booklet anyway, so I'm at a loss for how to apply the points
Well, I have shit to do in the morning, and nothing really seems to be happening so I'm calling it a night.
Also, I leave an idea for GM.
So, say you get GMs block and can't think of an idea for a session. Let one of us faggots have a turn at GMing. It would give you a chance to just kinda play Thez and enjoy the game without dealing with GM shit, and give us a chance at GMing. Or am I just stupid and this idea is terrible?
It's not rocket science..
When you move a Darkskull, is it's unhallow recast every time it's planted?
Ah, nevermind. It seems like the Unhallow just follows the skull wherever it goes. No cool field spells either, but swank for an ebil character to carry.
Do Ebil creatures or Fiends get any profane bonuses in unhallowed sites?
Oh don't feel so down. It's the last verse that makes me think of her
"She runs into the hallway and through the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol in the bottom dresser drawer
The lady in the mirror says "he won't do this again.
This will be the last time I'll wonder where he's been"
I definitely need to go edgier though… I've been slipping..
Why do you need to be edgier?
>>34801Don't kill off my future customers, workers, and subjects. We don't even have enough humans to work the mine in Derpistan
I asked you to stab Torcuil that one time>how squishy and poor they are
What if they are tough?
Like, a constant supply of targets..
I wish the settlements of port barry weren't so far off… I guess that's what stealth is for.>>34802>What if they are tough
She'll stab anything she can.
I've been abusing her for a while now.. there's been way too much dere and not enough yan.
Please don't provoke shit for the sake of it. I've been abusing Trumpaladin as well with not enough holy crusading
Let's just kill dragons and bandits and giants together and take their shit, then kill the globalists and take their shit, and leave the peasants alive to prostrate themselves before us
I forgot to add "kill all of the drow and retake our shit" but I hope the point has been made…
… What have I been doing all this time.. killing just one pathetuc fuck a month, like a serial killer. Tracy should be murdering every other day, minimum…
GM, where can Tracy go to kill things on a regular basis without causing drama?
Sorry for my absence and I mean that, I was at a 100+ normie function, let me get caught up
I mean like, how do I incorporate her picking someone off every day?
Do I need to stalk an NPC, kill it, clean up, etc with all separate rolls? I don't want to take a whole session to express a hobby.
We've got more than enough killing that actually legitimately needs to be done
But then it wouldn't be murder. Too Lawful.
It won't take too much time.
Not opposed if anyone wants to desu>>34795
Depending on the target, yes. Are you looking to randomly kill something, or are you looking to find people who Tracy would want to kill? Both?
Nigger, a Paladin is supposed to kill evil monsters and murderers, and so are chaotic good wizards and clerics. Jesus it's hard to maintain this party. We have enough vampires and drow and globalists and so forth to last her months
Both. Although in a way that won't cause drama later (combine stealth with layers of disguise). Mostly basic mugging and serial murder, but it could be directed towards NPCs who may "deserve" it.
I realized that she's spend way too much time sitting indoors doing arts and crafts and whatnot. She's Tracy: murder is her hobby. I want to own this Neutral Ebil Alignment and start killing for the sake of killing.
Now that I've been liberated from those god awful flowcharts, I can actually play Tracy.>>34812
Don't worry, she'll have time to kill those too.
*sighing Paladin noises*
*Pulls back out Sword and Shield with Templar Sign engraven over it*
Did he ever get a sheild?
Technically, he's had one the whole time. IDK where he's keeping it though, its a tower shield
He has the ring shield. He'll need some feats to be able to wield a tower shield alongside Vanderiem. Frankly though, I like the +3 damage I get from from wielding the sword two handed. I need all the damage modifiers I can get
GM, I'm fascinated on what went down in the fight on the catwalk. It's exactly the sort of fight I have been thinking about and planning for and adjusting strategies for, and it's also the best use of Fae in action I've been able to do so far.
As I understand it, Tracy was holding a small-sized Trumpaladin in a complete pin, while the other characters where standing around within range to take action.
Fae charges, and using her pounce feat, makes a full round attack with bite, claw, and claw on Torcuil. Toruil's AC is sufficiently low (like a 15?) that all three attacks would have landed. I calculated damage at 37, although I see now that I mistakenly applied more than the full share of strength modifiers, and the real number should have been 29 to 30ish. I do not know Torcuil's HP, but I think it is 16d4 with no constitution or racial modifier, so about 40. If that is so, he would have lost around 75% of his HP in a single round
After Fae made her attack, Infernius attacked Fae with the scimitar. He rolled a 7, so my guess is that the attack would not have beat Fae's AC, which should be 28 assuming that Thez did not craft and fit her with a light suit of armor as requested (if yes, then a 32).Torcuil himself spent his round to try to make a concentration check to cast a spell, which seems to have failed
For reasons that will eternally puzzle me, Torcuil chose to have his familiar, the constrictor, attack the disabled and pinned Trumpaladin, rather than attack Fae, who was right there and just took down 75% of his HP.
Then the next round began, and Fae made a full round attack. It seemed like every attack landed, with the last one being a 20 and thus to be rolled again for a critical hit. That should have killed him. So if that fight went as I thought it did, Torcuil would have died in it
That seems about right. I don't recall the request for armor for Fae though, I must have missed that. And where did Infernius get a scimitar from?
Also, can this be her default Training? To practice Feats like Improved Death Attack, Great Dexterity, Sneak Attack of Opportunity or whatnot?
In the beginning, I had her throwing her kunai at walls and shit as her default "training" pass-time, but I never even considered she could learn feats from it
Also, since Tracy can use her mouth to hold weapons, is she viable for the multi-weapon fighting feat?>>34817
Use the goddamn shield.
Snek was there to grapple Fae and keep him off Torc.
Although you deleted that.
My guess is that Infernius meant to imply that he took Death's Scimitar and attacked with it. I believe it should have been in Torcuil's possession. Mmade he handed it to Infernius, I do not know.
Actually, I'm pretty sure he gave it back to Death. Eh. Infernius said he attacked fae with it
As for armoring Fae, can I get the equivalent of a Chain Mail Shirt (+4 AC light armor)? Preferably whatever looks best aesthetically. Are there other things you can put on a mount?>>34820
Use the freaking room in the tower that is built for this, carries zero risk, and doesn't require my character breaking off the engagement and killing yours when he eventually finds out>>34821
I asked him who snek grappled, and he said snek grappled me. Not Fae. Me
>>34822>>34822>when he eventually finds out
Tracy knows how to clean up after herself. Just don't actively go looking for it.
Anyway, there shouldn't be an NPC in Port Barry capable of out-rolling her in Disguise.>>34822>I asked him who snek grappled
Before you b& everyone..>>34819
Also, what the AC on Tracy's armor? The slick motorcycle suit was omitted, so what's she actually wearing? I thought I ditched the hydra/skull armor in her room to preserve speed.
Oh bullshit. Like it won't be entirely obvious who is responsible when a person is murdered every other night. This will be as secret as my sex with Trollestia
>>34823>Just don't actively go looking for it.
He's the white knight protector of the citizens of Port Barry. Going and looking for who is killing his sheep is literally and unironically his job
Yes. You can also enchant it if you'd like. Also yes, Torcuil gave the scythe back to death.>holodeck murder
Can't it be this TF Tracy's faggot
? Then you can custom design the scene. In fact, you can kill Trollestia as many times as you want
without actually doing so, just by using it.>>34823
Did you? I neglected to recall if you had.>>34824
Does he go on regular patrols? How many hours a day does he do that?
Not to mention the number of poners Trump can have his way with, without hopefully offending Tracy I mean its on par with fapping
>>34826>without actually doing so
There's little point then, but could simulating dozens of times give her a competence bonus?
Can I enchant a suit of light armor for Tracy?
How far can Trumpaladin move with that Helmet?
Infernuis's Police do. That's their job. But that's not the real danger. If seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people, that's headline news. Sechs will tell trumpaladin or someone will. Or he'll overhear an unusual number of "desertions" of ship crews and figure it out, or he'll call tracy and she's out, or she'll leave behind a body, or Jesus, pick any number of things that can go wrong.
If Tracy can fucking "smell semen" off of a horse that should have it inside of her, then Infernius's Gestapo can solve a crime
>>34832>seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people
It's a por. Most of the people shouldn't be permanent residents.
Well, for combat techniques (cuz, beating a practice dummy, even one that's got a dead guy roped to it) only live fighting will suffice. Thats why ordinarily you only get feats on a per 3 or 4 level basis, its assumed that you had developed the ability during the previous combat scenarios that led to the xp/level. What I'm saying is, I'll allow that the holodeck can simulate opponents effectively enough to develop feats, but you don't get any experience. Just go with it.>>34833
You make a valid point, especially with pirates (oh what, you thought Korak was the only one?)
So? If more "sailors desert" than historical average, it'll be noticed. especially if you want what, to kill every other day? So like 150 per year in a town of 2000 with a few traders passing through? No way in hell that would go unnoticed. And she'd have to hide every single body perfectly. One is found by a fisherman or farmer or hunter or hooker or who knows what and it's easy to image who done it
What exactly are the capabilities of the Gestapo? Do they have class levels or skills?
Who knows. What are Tracy's capabilities? I don't recall you rolling for smell with the semen on Trollestia
That's what I was going for. The docks are mostly fishermen and pirates, right? People probably disappear every day.
It's a small town of 2000 people. Not London or New York City. It would be noticed. Quickly.
>>34838>all this meta
Why you gotta know? Aren't I allowed to have secrets?>cries and runs away slamming the door.
Its a local population
of ~2000. There have been more and more people in and out over time, especially with all the buildings and architecture, increased commerce, not to mention the stadium - or the dog/kefka killing - and Football in particular. Port Barry is poppin' off these days.
Nigger, the coming of Korak's ship was a big deal. I've asked repeatedly whom Port barry does business with, and you've given answers that indicate little naval traffic. You've also stated no new wares have been imported in many of the shops. No, there is not heavy traffic, and you are being inconsistent by saying it is here and not in the other times I asked. And if there were, it would still be noticed
because the numbers are low enough that seven or ten or a hundred is a big number
You don't roll for scent.
I maxed-out all of her stealth-related skills.>>34841
You don't think a nest of pirates would involve someone getting stabbed or disappearing on a weekly basis? Korak was able to run a human-trafficking business under everyone's noses.
Heck, with a good Gather Information, Disguise, and Blufff check, she could disguise herself as members of opposing pirate factions and start pirate mafia wars. That'll be interesting, and could create sufficient cover for her shenanigans.
>>34844>it would still be noticed
She's a rogue, she could make it look like a fishing accident.
You think a dozen plus fishing accidents wouldn't look weird? Ddo you think she'd never roll a one? No one would ever find a body with a stab wound?
No, Korak's business was discovered by Torcuil and Trollestia within six hours of him arriving in the Harbor. Infernius has expressed an intent to use the gestapo to crush all piracy
Hmmmm. You're giving me ideas.>>34844
No new wears inventory wise, and not of the quality you're talking. There's basic, unalterable swords and general equipment available, but there aren't any Ridicular the Mighty Spear of Killing Anyone no Saving Throw-type things showing up, no.>traffic
There wasn't then. Oh, look now, there it is. Deal with it.Hey, if you can delete posts and ban people, I gotta flex my abilities ^_~
>>34844>there is not heavy traffic
It's a port. All the supplies we ever need comes in days. There has to be heavy traffic.>>34847
I'll try my luck.>>34848
He'd been doing it for years.
No, I asked where shit came from, and it mostly came from Drow and Jews and the like, and it's gone now
>I'll try my luck
>He'd been doing it for years
Before he met the party. He died within 24 hours of meeting the party
Muh adventure. Muh fantasy.
You are being unfair in applying the rules and altering them specifically to enable drama and intra-party conflict. Why
We resolved this shit a month ago. I'm not playing that game
He just said there's heavy traffic so it's less likely for people to notice if some worthless pirate goes missing. How does that enable drama/conflict?
I'm enabling the party to choose
to act in a manner that is non-conducive to successful party relations, or
choose to work together and make compromises where behavior would otherwise burn this motherfucker down. I'd much prefer the latter desu.
Alright, but this is burn the motherfucker down
acting if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out. And if we've learned anything, we love to metagame, so they will find out, so Tracy's getting divorced and a bunch of far worse things.
>>34857>if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out
They won't. The most you could hear about is "some pirates got in a fight and stabbed each other, again".
Don't read into it too much.
I agree, and thats why I am trying to compromise with the holodeck scenario.
Bullshit. The moment Infernius and Torcuil hear "pirate" they'll go crazy because they hate pirates, launch an investigation and… low and behold, Tracy is prime suspect. She is divorced by means of a sword
>>34860>they hate pirates
The port is full of pirates. It won't make a difference if one stabs another.
Better not be any of the Fight Club either.
How many pirates are there? Tell me. Give me numbers
"Excuse me, we prefer the term private military, ever since that Trump fella showed up and killed off Ol' Korak."
Now MY ears are perking! I can hire mercenaries!!!!
>>34864>Give me numbers
Go into town for a whole day and make a Gather Info check if you want that. It'll probably just draw suspicion though.
Nigger, you're the one who thinks he can literally get away with murder on a daily basis with no rumors starting up. You tell me this shit
If meta is inevitable, don't bring it weak. You're still 150 miles away. That's no less than a 4 hour flight back, assuming you can even figure out which way to go, and the mercenaries aren't looking to do any deals with Trump to begin with.
>>34869>Aren't looking to do any deals
But I have money. Finally.>>34867
Go retrieve the gems
"Aye, and so did ol' Korak lad."
"You were loyal to him. He's dead. Now I am here, and forgive my lack of modesty, but I'm a better businessman than he is. You'll make more under me">>34872
If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count. Maybe wolves also
Who is speaking here?
I know how to talk to Pirateshttps://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/35c72bf6-c703-4c08-b8a6-4c2480ee163f>>34875
It's a hypothetical meta conversation. Nothing in game
>>34873>If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count.
Idk if she can Sneak Attack while she's carrying a shiny gold paladin, desu…
"You're not gettin' it lad. The fact is, our loyalty is to our skins first
, and to be honest, we don't trust you."
"Just some random guy who might be at a bar somewhere, and nobody else." turns back to his drink.
Just a random dialogue that might have happened at some point.
They can dismount>>34878
Fucking Torcuil and his pet fucking things up for us
"That was Torcuil damn it! He attacked! I, by contrast, never break a convanent. I would never do as he did.
After all, you all are so much more valuable to me alive"
Sure, but to Sneak Attack something by herself, wouldn't she have to leave him alone at a distance, which she wouldn't do..
She can turn into a heavy warhorse too with a Control Shape check, can't she?
They can be on either side of a road as bandits approach, Trump in the open in the front and her sneaking up on the flank
Will we have time to get to any combat tomorrow?
It's late. I'm going to bed.
Do you mean while mounted?
Technically, she just has to be behind them or striking from concealment>>34886
I don't see why not.
Does she need a Concentration check?
Sorry, but I do. 'Night
To assume hybrid shape. Does Control Shape require a check every round?
If you're mounted, which was what we agreed turns her into a cauchemar entirely, yes.
Oh, so she has to stay in monstrous form while mounted? It doesn't just require a Control Shape check to evade involuntary transformation?
Alright then, noted for the future.
Also, to fake death, does that require a Bluff check or a perform check?
But if she stops smoking and flaming, she just looks like a dark blue Shire plow horse in a weird amount of black leather, right?
I'm sorry. I can't meta any longer. Passing out.
Pick your poison, either one could be put to the dice.
Why would Thez have intervened to save Torcuil, but she didn't give a shit when he shot me, and a while ago, when I asked Thez "can you please stop Torcuil from coming to kill me" she basically responded "don't be afraid of death you coward"?
Can a player make itself appear dead with a bluff check.I was exhausted, so I had the shitty idea to use her +19 Bluff check to play possum, since a nightmare's flames go out when it dies. It's a retarded idea. I need to sleep…
Can her glasses create an illusion that overshadows the illumination affect?
It was a good shot.
There was little time to intervene anyway. Drawing the gun is a free action with those cuff-links.
Because I told you, it didn't harm
you, it just stung.>coward
Thez is a shitposter>>34903
Sleep, I'll think on it.
You said before that Tracy can control the smoke and flames at will right?
Being mounted turns her into +1600 pounds of pure sex; she'd have to roll every turn to avoid involuntary transformation, like a werewolf, apparently.
Alright, now I'm absolutely going to bed.
Think of it as an involuntary response to being so close to Flashy Kun, since you keep insisting on that e_6
>>34907>+1600 pounds of pure sex
Okay, that made me laugh for a solid minute. I remember going through the old threads and seeing "1200 pounds of pure sex" and that was hilarious as well>>34909
So can she not turn fire and smoke off while riding her?
A psychosomatic change seems appropriate. It implies that she has the latent power to take that form, but just doesn't have any idea how to use it unless she's in the mood.>Didn't sleep
A Paladin's mount gives god tier buffs, so I'm going with "Elway stepped in to channel and maybe add power so she can be full form"
You're implying that a Divegrass playing Fiend is channeling football energy? Nah, i'd say it's just that she discovers the necessary excitement to attain a complete transformation.
Hardly. Tracy is an evil of the sort that needs to be either Destroyed or in someway harnessed and controlled. Destruction was not possible or at least not desirable under the circumstances, so a creative method of harnessing is used - make her a paldin's mount, which makes full use of the Jew powers and adds in Elway powers as well
Gasp! The power to harness the jew!
It wasn't all Jewish power. Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of having her take both beakers so she would be neither lawful nor Chaotic from it (because nightmares are neutral), and instead find her create her own form of ebil.
Are there any other fiends Tracy can eat? They can't all be Jewish.
What kind of powers does feminism give you?
Thez's devil sire was the Golden Lady, who is a bitch so feminist she could work in Hollywood. When you take Thez's demon powers, you are taking the Golden Lady's demon powers>>34921
You tell me
Not all devils and fiends are feminists and jews, these ones happen to be.
What about her was feminist? She just seemed like the kind of high-and-mighty, condescending sort of character you'd expect from a literal god.>You tell me
*Throws him off her back*
We on top nao
My Character and Infernius had a very long conversation with Thez that you were not present for that explained the Golden Lady
If she has Jew power, can she smell gold and weasle out of tipping at restaurants?>>34925>you were not present for
*Butt obscures world*
*Tears off shoes and pants*
"Be gentle with those damn it!"
I asked a large number of questions about why the Golden Lady paralyzed Torcuil, Infernius and I, while Tracy and Tay were ignored. The answer was something along the lines of those two responding in a particularly "feminine" form of defiance that she wanted to hear while I attempted to talk my way out and Torcuil and Infernius, while defiant, weren't defiant in quite the right way. She said that in general the golden lady is a sort of upholder of that which is feminine, I guess in the lawful evil sense>>34927
If i can call a mount I can deflate a mount right?
It'll only be that way if he has the gall to resist, but yes.
I'm too exhausted to type it out though. Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time.>>34928>Deflate
He'd still have a 1200-1400 pound warhorse on his face, and this position could arguably count as mounted, from a psychosomatic perspective (it's all in her head, after all).
Seriously though, Trump is in full plate, and Tracy is sitting on him. Its not as simple as declaring 'ripping his pants off'.>>34928>deflate
As in dismiss? No.
She can use her jaws to tear things off, can't she?
She could at least open the armor hatch (all medieval suits of armor have one) for easy access.
>>34929>it's all in her head, after all
No it ain't. A Paladin's mount is a gift from the deity to help him in his quest
>Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time
Like what could she do?>>34930
I can't dismiss a mount?
Yes, but there's Korak's pimp suit to contend with in that event.>>34932
Not a player
I remember at least four verses that included having secks with horses as part of the "Quest".>>34933
… Hypothetically could the Pimp suit be repaired?
What do I have to roll to get myself out of this? An opposed grapple check? An attack of opportunity? Can I put the helm on?>>34934
Oh don't you dare damage that pimp suit you faggot!
She's got both his arms, torso, and head pinned under her Yuge-class butt.
..You wanted to see the feminist powers in action…
*Refrains from ripping through suit*
The pimp suit exceeds anyone's current ability to modify or repair.>>34935
Technically, the whole thing is contestable since no dice have been rolled yet.
I think she's too big for a successful 69
Long neck, high dexterity.
Oh well then he sure as shit better not damage it if we can't even find a tailor for it
It can't be tailored? Wasn't it originally made to fit a Dwarf?
GM, is >>34939
accurate and Cauchemar tracy could at once sit on a guy's torso but also suck him off?
I would think a Paladin's mend spell could do something
Ever seen a horse sit? She could reach.
He should focus on his part, because he's not moving until she's happy.>>34943
I thought that only worked on non-magical objects?
You seriously want a ruling. Thats not a question, I'm marveling. Since you asked, I wonder if he can stick his head up innit.>>34944>reach
You're not helping
….I don't like oral sex>>34945
That was a legit question because I have no idea
Neither do I. This is feminism.
No feminism! Do it the way God intended - with the semen in the horse vagina. She can be on top if she wants
Logistically speaking, yes, she could reach.
I gotta crash, catch you guys later
Alright, you sexist, bigot.
*Turns around and does whatever until her faggot recovers from hibernation, pinning him the whole time*
*Is milked by demon horse*
>*is sat on until passed out*
>*wakes up the next morning in camp*
Can I get an answer to that multi-weapon fighting feat?
I want to impale targets three times at once.
Yes, while it doesn't afford any additional attacks/round, it could enable a simultaneous triple-stab sneak attack.
>>34956>triple-stab sneak attack
That's all I needed.
Can I make a Triple Death Attack too?
As long as the victim is studied for 3 rounds before performing the 3x, the sneak attack (so damage) can also be a death attack (save or die).
Does a Death Attack stack with a sneak attack? Do targets still take sneak attack damage if they succeed their saving throws?
It can, yes. Sneak attack by its self is easier to do, but sneak/death attack is perfectly permissible.
For the sake of range estimate, what kind of monster (hit-dice wise) can she one-shot with a good sneak attack at her level? I just want to figure out what I can hope will die on the first strike.
A level 12 rogue can deal 6d6, or about 21 additional damage with a sneak attack. If all three strikes land, that's 63 damage. So you could kill a Torcuil, for example
Why would Tracy have three attacks per round? A level 12 rogue only has 2 attacks per round
Tracy is 1 Blackguard, 1 Assassin, and 14 Rogue yes?
Assuming all three hit it would be: [A+B+C weapon damage (including bonuses)]+45d6, in that each attack (weapon) is a separate sneak attack, gaining the 15d6 damage off the weapon's specific damage.
>>34783tries not to get erect… fails.>>34772>>34788
where is infernuis on the list?>>34785
its in my backstory queer.>>34796
dont feel so down, this is the song i think of when it comes to tracy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpt4W7_XNg>>34810
i said i give an infernuis stunner (like stone cold.)>>34838
if you murder any of my men we will have an issue.
Now where the hell do those numbers come from? The wiki says
The rogue’s attack deals extra damage any time her target would be denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not), or when the rogue flanks her target. This extra damage is 1d6 at 1st level, and it increases by 1d6 every two rogue levels thereafter.
Should the rogue score a critical hit with a sneak attack, this extra damage is not multiplied.
Excuse me, I used the wrong multiples. Yes, it would be 24d6, not 45d
Ponies mouths count as hands for the purpose of holding tools.
The multi-weapon fighting feat allows for characters with three or more "hands" to hold an equal number of weapons without penalty.>>34967
I think I'll only advance her as a Rogue from now on.. I wanted Aura of Despair, but I think she'll be better off getting to ebin level first, so she can get one of those ebin bonus feats.>>34968
She'll only murder pirates who cause trouble, alright? She won't touch anyone who might be missed.>where is Infernuis on the list?
not telling (also, I threw away the key to the point system)I really like your character though>>34970
How much damage is that per turn?
Like what kind of game is there in the forest?
What's Trumpaladin's base attack bonus?
That would depend on the weapons used (must be piercing), but its that's an increased damage of + 24<x<144 over the modified damage all the combined weapons,… so yeah, murder.>>34972
There's game. You can hunt if you want, but I'm not gonna do full combat for it. Roll a survival check to catch something.
I think you're including the assassin and blackguard levels into it, when only the rogue levels count. It should be 7d6 per attack that lands, for 21d6 if all three land. Also, does she have 12 ranks in rogue and 3 in blackguard or 14 ranks in rogue and 1 in black guard?
|Rolled 11 + 19|
*duct-tapes snoring Trumpaladin to back*
Is the cumulative the "base"? Or is it just 16 as the base?
No, assassin also gets sneak damage dice, which expressly stack with rogue sneak.>levels
That's my one question. I don't remember which.
|Rolled 10 + 20|
Also, Move Silently, so he doesn't wake up.
16 is the base, and each additional attack gets 5 less for bonus
Now I'm confused too..
Epic prestige classes like Divine Emissary require a 23 base attack bonus. How does one attain that if their attack bonus doesn't increase after 20th level?
Epic BAB increases by 1 every 2 levels.
That's not true, the least-liked character has been starving for days in a body-cast.
i want to be a divine emissary.
I want to figure this out, so I can decide weather or not to advance as a Rogue to become a Perfect Wight, or as a Blackguard/Assassin to get other cool stuff.>>34983
So, a paladin/Cleric/blackguard would have to be level 26 to become a Divine Emissary?>>34986
Get weapon focus in that Fash-axe. You get automatic proficiency in it since Hitler is a war god, not to mention that Minotaur's also get proficiency in battleaxes.
*wakes up and starts tearing the shit off of him to get off the horse's back*
how long would it take to get weapon focus in the training room??
Without knowing the level distribution, that sounds about right>>34986
All in good time. While Tracy is catching boars (its boars btw), did you want to continue trolling Darkie?
About a week, game-time
yes i do.
i bring him his soup.
Also, you'd have to complete some great mission/feat/quest in the name of Hitler to earn the class as your deity's favorite champion.
I suggest gassing the kikes (for real this time).
Thanks for the reminder. Also, if Infernius does a stunner, wouldn't it also be kind of like a gore, since he's got a horn?
oh i can't be one then.
yea that's what i was thinking.
How can he do a "stunner"?
Trump is free
Trumpaladin frees himself of the devil horse
What's the clearest path for Tracy to become a Perfect Wight?>>34988>>35001No staph. he was were supposed to wake up in the cuckshed to the smell of bacon. Don't ruin muh scene.The duct-tape is fucking inescapeable anyway, so better off snoozing until she finishes cooking breakfast.>>34996
Why? It's still 7 levels away until he has the attack bonus.
Stunning Fist (if that's what you meant) requires a selected feat, unless you're a Monk.
i would have to get hitlers attention.
>Torc's faggot dies from exhaustion
I don't think he was going for the stunning strike, it was just a meme-reference>>35004
Yeah about that duct tape,…>clearest path
I don't know, and it would take me time to figure out>>35006
Still on about that are you? How many times have you heiled?>>35009
*lays sleeping husbando in cuckshed*
Rolling to buck tree for an apple or something to put in its mouth.>>35007She has more ranks in survival while he's touching her.Would he have tried to escape? If so,
Did you consider putting more ranks into Knowledge-Religion? You could probably discover the quest yourself if you studies the holy book.
yea i have 10 ranks in it.
Actually, could they have also made some non-magical duct tape for day-to-day utility, using regular glue? Sovereign Duct tape is for more extreme issues, like holding dams together in an earthquake…
>>35010Choirs are exhausting man
So what have I missed?
Alas poor Torcuil's Faggot, we hardly knew ye>>35010>How many times have you heiled?
This. Trumpaladin is one of the shittiest paladins in the history of Paladins, but Elway is at least getting a return on his investment. He built a stadium, mentions football in every public speech which is often, goes to games, and is well on his way to expanding the franchise to a second city>>35012Kek, that's resourceful at least
Try rolling a knowledge check to find out your lord's mission for you.
Is a Cleric answering his lord's ambition an easy, basic, or tough question DC?
Kek, that they are
Well, Tracy is roasting a boar in unknown place #7, Torcuil and Thez are still on a beach finding their bearings, Infernius is still trolling Darkie, and I'm free for the day, so can actually do stuff.
"I don't suppose you know how to Teleport?" Thez asks.>>35015
Duct tape is
>>35018>Is finding out the purpose God has set for you an easy or difficult question
……>>35019>Duct tape is magic tho
This. Wait. Can we manufacture it and sell it?
Sure, Sparintenar would love that shit, especially if its camo'd.
*wipes away tears*
sieg heil! sieg heil! sieg heil!
"Yeah, I can teleport. To the tower I assume?"
Try walking througfh town and healing the poor or other kinds of charity. From logs I've read, it's normal for Clerics and Paladns to get swamped with poor people begging for healing wherever they go. Charity/sacrifice earns them Good Boi Points.>>35020
Well, a Cleric should at least have a good hunch about what his god wants him to do, maybe he can get a bonus for Reading the whole Mein Kampf 6 gorillion times (also, Read Magick spell + Divination).
Deutschland Deuschland über alles!
That reminds me, we can charge for medical services. I think we can also sell use of the entertron to people far away who have someone they want resurrected
Möge das deutsche Volk für immer regieren!
so have i made it to the drow with his soup yet?
Can they get tendies with good boi points?
*lays beside husbando*
>Paladin charging money for the needy to use his Law on Hands ability.
Don't be a Jew, Anon.
"Unless you're keen on exploring. Gimme a sec." <whoooof>>>35027
It suddenly occurs to Infernius that there is no possible way that the party could have eliminated all the (((rats))). Knowing how they work and operate, they are sure to have multiple bases of operation, and be inter-connected across the map.>>35023
<whoooof> "…left the goddamn glider-wings in the Court City. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh well," she ports in mid-rant.
"There's several settlements and smaller cities to the north, and a few larger cities to the west. I don't recognize any of them, but if you want to gather information we can do that, but I'd just as soon get back. I had an idea for the Fight Club, especially with the potential for liches and vampires from the Court,">>35028
Uh, unless you stopped on the way. "Not to be cheeky, but how am I to eat it?"
For Clerics, I guess you'd need a certain number to get good effects from Spells like Planar Ally. Also, their Holy scripture probably has it's own requirements for charity.
Paladins are (normally) required to do everything they can to help those in need, so long as it doesn't require performing ebil acts to do so.>>35031
>>35030>Wakes up>Wonders if it was all just a bad dream>Demon Horse is there>Nope, it's real>She's at least pretending to be nice, so there's that
*pets horsey or pony as appropriate*
"D'aww, you made me breakfast? That's so sweet"
*inspects bacon for authenticity*
can you describe the way the cast is made around his head?
I was absent during the casting (I wanted to leave his head in a bucket, remember? Xp) but I would assume it would fully encapsulate his body from the neck down.
"Good morning Tracy"
*removes knife from pony mouth*
*inserts tongue into pony mouth*
"Is there a way I could leave a… a…
Ah fuck what was it called…"
Torc paces a bit before remembering
"Ah yes, a waypoint here so I could teleport back if I wanted? Either way I'm ready to head back."
>>35037>only the neck down
Does it impair his Concentration? Otherwise, couldn't he just use the Alter Self spell and an Escape Artist check to turn into a viper and slip out?>>35038
"You don't need to waypoint this location. Now that you're aware of it, you can teleport here at will. I'm rdy to go.">>35041
Alter self requires movement and gestures to cast, even as an assassin; not an option.>>35040
"As undignifying as it is, I'll take it."
*takes knife back*
*cuts into pork and serves it*
"Are you ready to go on an adventure today, ~Flashy?">>35042>gestures
This is news to me, what does Tracy need to do for her spells? It doesn't require some ninja hand-sign, does it?>tfw no fingers
D'aww. Has breakfast with pony>>35044
"I have things I need to do, but sure. What do you have in mind?"
"open mouth or me cant feed."
Torc teleport to the tower
Depends on the spell. Alter self requires verbal and somatic (body movement) to cast. Each spell has particular requirements (materials negated)>>35047
"Oh fine, AHHH," he says with a bit of spite.>>35048
Where in the tower?
*makes sure to get all of the vegetables in the spoon.*
K. Torcuil and Thez <POP> back to the tower. Distantly, they hear a very irritated "AHHHH".
"IIIIIIIIIIIIII'NIIIIIIIIIIS!" Thez yells.
"It irks me to let those targets get away… What do you say we investigate the area and see where they went today?"
"Now what the hell is he doing?"
Torc heads to the room where the voice came from
"Do you mean in the Ethereal realm? I personally am just fine to be the target that got away"
"There were several Ebil auras, don't you think we should investigate?"Also, I'm starving for XP.
Torcuil arrives and Thez <whoooof> appears to see Infernius about to spoon-feed Darkie, who's got his mouth open like,… well like a hospital patient in a body cast.
"Uhhh, Infernius, what are you doing?
"hey ana, darkie was hungry."
"Uh yeah, I thought we were starving him. Have you tried interrogating him first?"
"We where leaving him in solitary containment!
Trust me, its effective…"
"no but he might be more inclined to talk if we feed him."
"I know, that's why not being solitary and
feeding him baffles me.">>35063
"This! Bloody hell, don't stop, please. I'll tell you what I know! Ahhhhh!" he says much more graciously, hoping Infernius will continue.
Torc considers punching Darkie in the face
"here comes the luftwaffe."
"If while wondering through the mountains here we stumble upon a Great Wyern Red Dragon, we can teleport out, you can jaunt, and we can run like hell. What happens if we encounter something too strong to kill in the Ethereal realm? Does it have a way to follow us if we juant? Is it faster than us? We can't teleport. You can't hide or do sneak attacks. I can't dismount and do flank attacks. If we die on the material plane, Thez can get out stuff. If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver. And our souls may even be taken.
You tell me just precisely what
those things are, how you are sure they won't kill us, and how you plan to kill them, then maybe we'll go."
>>35057>fast forwarding a bit to finish breakfast and get the show on the road>*slices out large, generous portion of the porkbelly for Trumpaladin*>[hungry hoers noises]>*ferociously into the remains of the carcass and eats as ferociously as a pregnant monster-hoers would* (says something about cravings)
*munch* "I've always been so fucking hungry these past few months..!"*munch*>*looks at body, ribs no-longer exposed*
"…and I've been putting on a lot of weight too…" *munch*
Okay, now Thez is embarrassed for
him, but mutters "I hope the Tower surveillance system is getting all this, for blackmail purposes.">>35067>we can teleport out"
Um, how exactly?
>>35067>If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver.
Her Etherealness would end as soon as she's incapacitated.
"I'm not afraid, Flashy. I'm confident if we're together."
[affectionate hoers noises]>>35069>Tower surveillance system
Doesn't he have a Helm of Teleportation?>>35071Pls gib bootz for Sneak Attacks. They're more useful on her.
*infernuis turns his head in such a way that darkie cant see and flashes the biggest smile to thez then goes back to regular infernuis expression and continues feeding him*
>>35070GM explicitly said we'd both get killed and we would have lost our equipment if we got too close to those who-knows-whats. What more do you want?
"Why though? If we kill bandits here we make it safer for travelers and can take the loot. If we kill a dragon we can take a hell of a lot of loot. If we locate a city we can add a trading partner, and I have been meaning to find a source of iron so we can send it to Krenshall. The material realm gives us much more to gain and is a hell of a lot less risky"
>>35075Bandits probably aren't ebil, let alone ebil enough to have auras.
"What bandits?Are you saying you just want to make our way home on hoof, Flashy?"She never implied she want to be ethereal again, btw.
Helm of Flash-Step (quickened Dimension Door, range limit 100')>>35075
This. Etherealness doesn't end when incapacitated
>>35077>Etherealness doesn't end when incapacitated
Oh. Good to know then.
She'll go wherever he wants to; just decide where to go so we can get to the exploring/combat/whatever.
"Why don't we follow that footpath to the base of the mountain?"
"You uh,… seem to,… know?
what you're doing, so I'll be back," she says with a <whoooof>.
"That's fine by me, ~Flashy."
*buries bones, stamps out fire, and tramples cuckshed*>a few minutes later
They're on the road.
|Rolled 16 + 21|
*follows path to the base of the mountain*
Rolling to Spot any nearby creatures
"I've got a bad feeling about the point where the trail meets the mountain. Seems like an ambush or drop off point. Same with where the trail meets the forest."
|Rolled 15 + 21|
Listen check as well
forgot to roll for the spot
|Rolled 14 + 20|
And Search, to inspect the path ahead for anything peculiar
Detect Good, because why not.
Why even fucking roll with those bonuses?and how do I calculate character bonuses
"Yeah.. If I were setting up an ambush, this would be where I'd do it…">on guard, but still moving quickly down the path, keeping a close eye* (tfw eyes on both sides of the head to detect predators) on the forest on either side of the path
The area outside the path is full of thick undergrowth, making movement more difficult (1/4 speed, without incurring penalties). There are some gradually increasing slopes further on, and the area has sparse trees.>>35085>>35087
So Tracy is basically in "gimme something to kill" mode?
Trumpaladin does a search check, looking for broken limbs, and any big gashes and disruptions in the ground, grass or mud>>35088
For the most part, I think good aligned creatures will not be inclined to ambush us. Although Tracy might look like a good target. They may be confused as fuck by the Paladin riding the fiend though
>>35092>So Tracy is basically in "gimme something to kill" mode?
Panzerkampfwagen? Panther? Tiger? Stug III?
Rolling for a sidequest cause bored
So is the path clear, and is the flora basically brush?
I think that's mostly to prevent ambush
|Rolled 2 + 10|
*uses glasses of Disguise*
Disguise Check to appear less monstrous
Just proceed down the path and spam spot and what have you checks
Ddo you want to follow the path to wherever it leads (back into the woods) or do you want to go into the mountains?
|Rolled 2 + 19|
Roll a Bluff too, because it's higher rank
He's the one steering. Either is fine.
|Rolled 4 + 4|
What manner of bonuses? Skills?>all these spam-checks
"so where are you're friends?"
Well here's the thing. If you look at the map, there is a city on the other side of the mountains. There's also one a bit to the Northeast past the forest. Mountains also are home to dragons, although not all dragons are small enough to not run like hell from. The path, however, likely leads back to something sentient somewhere, my bet is a village. I have no idea if diplomacy will do well or not
Proceed further down path approaching the base of the mountain
Ah, Tiger II
Have fun with that engine transmission>>35103
Like the stat based bonuses
nah i changed production to the Maus
Tracy doesn't actually care what she's doing, as long as she can do things with her husband.
The village seems like the more reasonable venture desu,.just because the characters wouldn't think of venturing at a length attack dragons in their own territory when they don't even know they're there.>Forgetting that dragons live in other places too
"Friends? You don't know how drow work do you? Our partnership was based on mutual self-interest, not some particular alliegence to one another." True>>35108
I'm still not sure what you mean. Stat (str, dex, etc.) bonuses are +1 for every 2 points above 10 (+1 at 12, +2 at 14, etc.). For skills, each skill pertains to a stat (dex for tumbling, for example) and applies any modifier from it to the check, above the skill level the character has.>>35110
Oh make up your mind,…. Do you want to kill things or not? Random encounters are the worst, but I've already done up a thing.
I want to kill shit. I'll take the risk.
Darkie could use a Friendship lesson from Twilight.
"ok Do you know you're they are?"
Have fun crossing bridges>>35112
The stats, thats exactly what I was looking for. Thx m8
I'm just thinking about what I
would want to see if I were there. There are so many trees - it's like every square inch of the American South from San Antonio to Savannah that isn't walmarts or swamps is pine trees, so I've seen enough, whereas the mountains of Greece and Costa Rica and West Virginia - seen in passing - are beautiful.>>35116>Tracy>Friends
GM, what is my constitution score?
She'll go wherever she's steered.
you are both rouges so there is some common ground.
Uh… further down the path? Let's just see if anything finds us at the mountain
You wanna try that again? o_o>>35113
Alright. Tracy can hear the sound of movement somewhat far off, along the patches of woods that separate the path from the mountain, but can't see anything yet. There's a good number of them.
(sorry, lagging, gonna reboot)
kek brain fart. infernuis said that in character though.
Detect evil and spot check, which Trumpaladin would be doing regardless
|Rolled 10 + 19|
*slows down and veers off to the brush on the opposing side, observing the situation*
"… Something's there."
She draws her cane, looses her chain and approaches more slowly.
Sense Motive to figure out if they've been spotted spotted yet.
Or more importantly, if they're approaching.
"Do you know where they are?"
Dismounted or no?
Trumpaladin draws the Bees and draws Vanderiem
My guess is no
She's been mounted the whole time.
A good number of faint evil signatures. And squawking.>>35127
"No. The spellcaster had a pocket dimension we would disembark from and return to, connecting wherever we were (which was always a different locale) to wherever we were operating in." True
"what is your name and what are there names?"
Tracy turns towards the squawking, confused but curious.
"What's a robot? They could be summons. Be on guard. They've spotted us."
Not spotted, but chains aren't exactly quiet
The sounds of footsteps, lots of them, start approaching.>>35133
"I, as you know, am Darkemter Vrees. Their names are unknown to me, we used false names for business reasons." True
Detect evil, looking to see if larger signatures are approaching. Ready Full round attack with Vanderiem when an evil-scented entity gets in range of the sword>>35136>"We killed robots that came to attack Thez, remember? What do you think summoned them?"
"who do you work for? call i call you vrees?"
|Rolled 13 + 21|
May as well make a Spot check to see what's coming.
Tracy puts her chain away and retreats to the side of the road for cover, still observing.>>35138>we killed
They mostly just watched, desu.
Rolling to Hide.
>>35136>"If these things have a master, do you want to remain at range and draw off the summoned creatures, killing or do you want to attack the master directly?"
Trumpaladin tries to be stealthyish
Rolling I guess
"You can call me Susan if you like. My contemporaries called me Darkie, for the double-entendre. We didn't have a client, we simply stole from whoever was slipping on their game. Incidentally, you can have the most magical lock in the world, and it doesn't do a bit of good if the walls are unsecured." True True True.>>35138
Nothing larger, but there's about 8 of them and they're approaching.>>35141
>Torc has nothing to do
"Susan, if you could talk to a spellcaster, do you think you could provide enough information to get us to this pocket dimension?"
"are you all darkelfs? im guessing no. how do you secure the walls?"
These things have a "feint" evil aura as you say? What's the aura on these?>>35143>"looks like just these eight. If possible, let them pass through then we kill them. If they are small enough, we may be able to dismount and kill them faster, but I do not know"
>>35145>dismount and kill them fast
"Faint" should be 10 or less hit dice, for monsters.
"He wouldn't respond, they are certain to know I've been captured by this point." T>>35146
"Yes, all dark-elves." T>>35147>Faint>What's the aura
Uhm,… aside from the obviously already answered question, I don't know where you're going with it. There's 8 faint auras approaching.
"I need to see them first".
"No, not him. I meant another magic user. Could you provide the information?"
"how do you secure the walls?"
We're looking at about 55 HP or lower then, so a good chance each one can be killed in a single round of attacks, but a reasonable chance they would need both characters to finish them in a single round, and also a chance to cleave. What spells do you want?
*lurks in shadows, waiting for entities to come by*>>35153
It legitimately matters what comes by and what they do.
She's got Dark Blessing, so eagles Splendor helps with the defensive.
"You're asking me? I'm the sneaky ninja, what do I know about the technicalities of magic?" True>>35152
"I don't know what does it, but I do know that unmagical brick walls aren't it." True>>35150
Before long a large creature standing on four stilt-like legs emerges from behind some trees about 40' off, from behind a dip in the landscape. It has a birdlike body, round and plump, and its body is about the size of a small pony, balanced atop its legs. Feathers that range in color from brown to red cover its body, its legs end in terrible claws while a glistening beak shines like burnished metal.
"where are you from?"
Trumpaladin does a spot or search or whatever. Is the creature organic or a construct?
What the actual fuck?
I think I know what that is.
Tracy doesn't move, but takes a deep breath and braces for a charge once she sees the other.>>35158
It's an achaierai. Lawful Ebil. They're intelligent.
I know right. It's like it could be from the Australian Outback
"What do you want, a biography? I'm from another world, same as you lot I'd wager. In fact, this Tower is just as much mine
as it is yours
Shush, that's a Trump/Tracy thing>>35159
No, she doesn't
she's never seen anything like
Jesus Tracy's Faggot, if you know what things are ahead of time, then fucking say it. that, or stop claiming you know.
Intelligent the same way a 'normal' nightmare is, rather.
"Are we hunting today, Flashy?">>35166
I know she doesn't. She thinks she sees a big bird-thing. She only knows she's seen a tasty-looking fiend.
Its still weird as fuck
"What do you mean 'just as much mine?'"
"not anymore. you lost all Your rights once you stole from us. maybe you some get some back if you help us find your companions."
"I mean, you folks aren't the only
players who found yourselves here in this facility after dying gruesome deaths.">>35162
This is exactly the type of meta that really kills it. If you "know", keep it to yourself. It doesn't help, since none of that is known to your character
I like this picture of an Achaierai for some reason>>35172
Torc stares for a minute before shaking his head
"We're getting off topic. Is there anyway to accsess this dimension without the Spellcaster. A door of sorts?"
[frisky nightmare noises]
*kicks the earth softly*
"… Do they even talk?"
Also, do Eagle's splendor instead.>>35172
Noted. I won't spoil shit in the future. I actually regretted that as soon as I posted.
It's kind of cute, desu.
|Rolled 1, 5 = 6|
"No, he had a device that allows access, but its still in his possession. Without it, I don't know how to get 'there'." True>>35174
No, they're squawking, not talking.
Trump and Tracy both see the lead one
… but its totally oblivious to their location for the moment
Are they magical? Because if not, what do we both need savings throw bonuses for? Bull's strength will add plus two to each one of my attacks and +3 to each one of my damage rolls. Probably the same with you. That's a hell of a lot of damage we'd be forgoing
"I'm ready for whatever you are, Flashy."Also, make the decision yourself. She's the cohort. The only reason she hasn't charged recklessly is because she's waiting for a signal/strategy/order from her husbando. She's in hunting mode, but she's behaving.
It doesn't matter, just take the initiative and tell her what to do via your character's knowledge.
Like some fat songbird with 4 legs>>35177
"Describe this device, if you can"
GM facepalms. This went from an unknown random encounter to a meta-haxx kill it the best way. Trump see's a weird-ass bird, out of range for a surprise attack.
Casts bulls strength on self and tracy
Wait a beat
Ready an full round attack on bird further away than the first, and order Tracy to charge
"It was a collapse-able platform, that could be quickly placed or removed allowing access to the pocket. I don't know how it worked." True
>>35183>Out of range for a surprise attack
Then i have time to get Vanderiem drunk
This is why random encounters are gay, cuz players always "know stuff">>35186
You're carrying booze? I recall no acquisition of booze,….
[frisky nightmare noises]
"D-do we charge, Flashy? They're ebil r-right? I can stab them? Let me stab something..!">>35184
Gib dialogue, faggot
Is that an order to charge or to kill?>>35186
No you don't.
I acquired three bottles from the kitchen of grain alcohol before leaving to go somewhere, I think it was before leaving to Krenshall
"Did he have a name for it?"
Torc stands up and acts like he's getting ready to leave>>35187
I had to ask how stats affect rolls, do you think I know shit?
|Rolled 11, 2, 12 = 25|
You don't need it.
Fug it, I don't care what I "know".
Tracy loses her patience and makes a flying leap over the birds, frenzied to stab something.
She blows smoke ahead as she goes.>>35192
Rolling for a ride-by attack on the nearest bird.
>>35190GM suspects Trump is playing on his laziness and unwillingness to pour through previous logs
e_e Fine, Trump pops a flask, or skin, or whatever he's keeping this alcohol in, and offers it to Vandereim. "Now you're talking lad!" he says.
"Squawk!" "Squawk, squawk!">>35191
"No, it was just a device. What it was called wasn't ever relevant." True>know shit
I wasn't talking about you.
The lead bird starts charging toward the sound, detecting Trump in the process. Since Trump is readied, he has opportunity.>>35193
Hit, miss, miss.
|Rolled 7, 16, 10, 12 = 45|
Trumpaladin's readied attack would be triggered when he gets in range of a bird. He tries to aim for a different bird than Tracy if in range, and the same if not
Three more birds crest the incline the previous one came from, with the sound of more emanating from behind them.
The only one Tracy has the chance to attack is the lead one, which is charging toward Trump
If Trump does not have Thez's girdle then the bonuses are +26 +21 +16 +11 with bull's strength and drunkenness cancelling each other out
|Rolled 8, 13, 1, 10 = 32|
Roll again? Okay. See >>35197
(You) which I think is accurate as to attack bonuses
It doesn't freaking matter, just Smite! You've gotr Spirited charge with these shoes, you could knock-out just about anything with a mounted melee.>>35198
Make it a ride-by attack.
As the lead bird runs toward Trump, Tracy breaks from concealment and makes a ahem ride-by attack
Too late. Tracy is already committed, as is Trump.
>>35200>Spirited charge with these shoes, you could knock-out just about anything with a mounted melee
Ride by sure, Just he slashes>>35201
We're mounted and never dismounted
"Eh fair enough"
Torc throws his snek down, transfoming it into Mr. Snek. He talks to Mr. Snek a bit, then stands back up.
"Okay, thank you Susan. You have been quite helpful. Infernius, if he mentions anything else please send a message with Mr. Snek."
Mr. Snek: *tounge flick*
Torc heads to the library
Tracy's damage (without str and other modifiers for damage)
Gashing the bird as it runs toward Trump, he gets a single
attack of opportunity before this turns into an initiative
You do realize that voids all the stealth and shit right?
I don't know how all of these billions of game mechanics work. I just know that when I asked if I was dismounted or not, Tracy's faggot said no
It's too late now.
Why are you asking Tracy if Trump dismounted or not? My impression was that he did, since Tracy wanted to hide, since otherwise hiding while mounted would have required a bunch of checks that I see none of.
This requires a serious re-iteration of "what happened". Next time this happens, someone is getting nerfed.
Well, it seems we fighting on the ground now, so it's assumed that he dismounted.
If not already, Tracy grows to full size and begins filling the area with smoke.
She activates her robe for increased concealment.>>35210
Get ready to defend yourself.
Did you bother to put any ranks into Ride?
|Rolled 1, 6, 8 = 15|
For continuity's sake, I'm going with the Tracy dash attack, followed by the Trump opportunity attack. Trump's attack lands, dice plus modifiers,… which kills it. As it runs up on Trump, he slices vigorously into its body, and it goes falls skidding to the ground in a heap. Three more are visible, and others aren't far behind. Initiative roll Trump, Tracy, Birds.
Look, D&D has nine billion different rules. I cannot learn all of these while also needing to study anti-trust law copy-right law professional ethics US naturalization law adminsitrative law relation-back rules in civil procedure while dealing with a laptop that breaks and the daily need to get food. So I do not know all of the rules by heart. I've studied up on the ones that generally apply to my character. Hiding is not one of those things that normally apply to mine. And while mounted combat applies to mine, I have npt studied it very hard. Tracy's faggot knows hiding. He knows mounted combat. Hence, I asked him if under x circumstance it would be necessary to mount or dismount.>>35212
Glad it dies
Alright, I'm sorry if I misled you.
Let's just finish the encounter.
Tracy is in hunting mode, on orders to finish off these creatures, but she tenses at seeing her husband attacked, and instinctively steps back a bit, looking concerned.
"F-Flashy, are you alright?!"
The 3 lead birds move more into view and 2 of them squawk while another charges. Another four fill in behind them.
Initial distance is ~40', so no one is range of attack. Movement/support/technical actions only.>>35213
I know, and I appreciate your position. I'm trying to make combat as fluid and seamless as possible. It worked right up until the "Trump is still mounted" bit, which made the previous impossible, so I'm line-item-vetoing it. Trump has last move in this situation, and the birds have already moved. Tracy has action, but she's not in range to attack.
He never got attacked, it died at his feet. There's still 7 of them, and Tracy can attempt to hide again, or she could engage, use an ability, move/position, or something I've omitted.
"Want to be ridden pony?"
The birds are essentially in a triangle formation, with 4 at the back, 2 at the middle, and one charging.
Tracy looses her chain and gets ready to attack the birds as soon as the come in range, blowing smoke and activating her cloak.>>35217
That's not what she would've thought though. She only saw a monster running at her husband; she didn't care if it landed or not.>>35216
She turns to the side and puts her body between Trumpaladin and the and the birds.>>35218
Trumpaladin mounts horsey if possible
Torc arrives at the library and looks for books about magical items or dimensions
You can expend your action for the round closing in on Trump's position, if being mounted is your intention.>>35223
This, though Trump is out of range and has a full round to mount, since that seems his intention.
[irrationally-protective nightmare noises]
*smoke fumes*I said I threw away the charts, but I remember the courses of action.
I g2g for 5-10 minutes….
*scratches behind mr sneks eyes*
"so vrees do you wish to be free?"
A cursory review indicates that whatever item he is describing is not listed, and is therefore a custom-fabrication.>>35228
Snek likes this one.>>35227
So, I have it at Tracy closed so Trump could mount, and is beginning to billow smoke.>>35229
"Does a bear shit pope, who wandered into the woods and found himself face-to-face with a bear?"
Can he use those Flanking boots to close the distance next turn?
This guy is awfully sarcastic.
I was under the impression that Trump was mounting Tracy. Besides, any boot-flaking would be Trump's call, so why is TF asking about it? e_e
I was guessing that the range was more limited, but I have no idea. Even if it did what would I be flanking? The charging bird? And then what? They are far away>>35230
"what if i said you can earn your freedom?"
Mr. Snek: *more tounge flicking*>>35230
Hmmm, well I got nothing. Maybe if Lenos was back…
*lightly steps on snek*
A GAU-8 avenger sprouts from Mr. Snek's mouth.
Torc hears "BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" from the library
"I'm not sure what you mean by "earn", but lets hear it.">>35236
You're right, he doesn't.>>35238>>35239>>35241
A gau 8? No. So many kinds of no.
It was a shit post>>35242
You stepped on him
So is it bird's move with Trump mounted on Tracy?
i laid my foot on him basically.>>35243
"me imagine sitting in your own juices isnt very fun, so if you agree to help us track down your "friends" me vow me will let you go after we find them."
Tracy is readying to strike with her chain.
Yes. The charging one gets into range, giving Tracy and Trump an attack of opportunity, though its going for a spring attack. 3 of the group (2 from behind and 1 from the middle) also charge. The rest close distance (5') and maintain readiness.
In the last round rather than coming to be mounted?
|Rolled 14, 16, 7, 7 = 44|
Sword slash! I don't know if I have one or four, but just take the first dice roll if the former
GM, where is Lenos?
|Rolled 6, 5, 9 = 20|
Can she do both? She was only drawing her weapon.
Tracy lashes at the charging bird with her chain, snarling angrily.
fucking the female black dragon.
what a shitty roll..
They must've hit-off pretty well then.
either that or he got killed and his hide stole again.
That would suck, but that's unlikely.>>35256
This sounds more plausible.
Closing on Trump required a full movement (quick actions only). Trump would then have mounted, which even if he did it quickly, Tracy's move was expended. Meaning, it wuz the birds' turn, seen here: >>35248
Trump and Tracy have a single
opporunity of attack, before it's Tracy's (full) turn, followed by Trump's.
Use my 14 from the first roll for the attack of opportunity
*Stabs with cane-sword* (poisoned)
|Rolled 2 + 9|
That didn't work.>>35261
Dice x2 is damage
Rolling again if it means anything
It does, that was your attack of opportunity. The second bird skids to the ground dead, this time to the right of Trump and Tracy. Its Tracy's move, followed by Trump's, while the birds (still 35' away) maintain a trapezoid formation.
I might have to leave within the next hour…
Charge into the center of the formation!
|Rolled 20, 13, 12 = 45|
They're in range to attack with the chain, right?>>35267
Spirited Charge, lashing-out with the chain at the center bird and billowing smoke ahead in a cone.
|Rolled 1, 19, 1, 18 = 39|
Well, at this point its not much of a fight. The enemies are clearly out-classed, even given numbers. With Trump on Tracy its just a matter of picking them off, and unless there is a 1 in the next couple rolls, there's no chance of them doing anything particularly damaging to Tr/Tr.
Oh that's not good
That however is. The first two attacks land>billowing smoke ahead
Not quite how it works.
Tracy, with chain lashes guresomely once and effectively the second time. The bird is alive, but just barely. Its Trump's turn>>35271
|Rolled 9, 13, 9, 2 = 33|
Hoping to cleave with full round of slashing
Yes cleave. The first attack fells the 3rd, and cleave takes precedence against the next (there's 3 charging) which lands (the 13). The 9h hits as well, followed by a miss with the 2, followed by another attack which doesn't have dice so
The 4th bird falls dead <boooof>
BIrd's turn. The charging bird does a spring attack. Trump has an attack of opportunity against it.
^Trump and Tracy
Is Tracy still charging?
Stab cane (still poisoned)
|Rolled 4, 9 = 13|
The 5th bird takes 2 dicey wounds. Not enough to kill it, but its pretty fucked up. Both 5 and 6 spring attack.
One misses entirely, the other glances a strike against Trump's armor but fails to land. The rear birds squawk at eachother, and start backing away.
Tracy's move. There's 2 birds immediately (within 5') in range, while the other 2 are now backing off.
>>35282>start backing away
|Rolled 4, 10 = 14|
Tracy's not stopping unless Trumpaladin stops her deliberately, now that she's like this.
She charges the nearest bird feverishly with two flaming hooves.
|Rolled 14, 12, 13, 4 = 43|
Trumpaladin makes a full round attack of slashes against what is in range
Okay, we can agree that 5 and 6 are done. 7 and 8 ain't havin' it, and are in full flight.
Torc decides to get some food
Rolls to start eating haggis I'm feeling left out on the rolling, okay?
"Hi susan, I'm back. Want anything to eat?"
Mr. Snek drapes himself around Torc's shoulders
I fucking mistyped dice RIP me.
Oh, GM can I get the full map again? I promise I'll save it this time
"Don't let them get away! Pursue! Charge! Kill!"
[frenzied monster noises]
*rears with a feverish snort*
Tracy gladly complies charging toward where she's directed at full speed.
She replies something through the empathetic link, but it's unintelligible. She's just bloodthirsty.
For the record, if Tracy is directed to charge, she's probably going to comply no matter what.
Tracy closes distance in a single round-movement with one, but draws an attack of opportunity from it
|Rolled 5, 2 + 4 = 11|
The attack lands doing minimal damage. Trump's turn.
Thx, does Susan respond?
|Rolled 8, 16, 5, 9 = 38|
Full round slashing
Kill. One remains, in full flight. In range, with a full round motion from Tracy, who's turn it is. (blah blah, attack of opportunity, blah murder, blah, murder murder murder, and murder murder). Okay, they're all dead. There's 8 bodies strewn about the area.
Trumpaladin regains lucidity, and tries to calm or stay Tracy for the moment.
Spot check. Detect evil
"You're not exactly giving me a choice in the matter. Either stew in this filth, or 'potentially' run free and frolick amongst the birds and animals, yeah?"
Tracy slows to a stop and snorts feverishly, padding the ground beneath her.>>35297
[frisky monster noises]
She isn't calm, but his voice comforts her
She turns her head and nibbles at him
"Did I do well, ~Flashy?"
AQaaannd I g2g
*pets horsey on the head, moving her ears to and fro.*
"You did very well my beloved mount. Now listen, in case those were the attack dogs of someone more dangerous"
"You want some more food?
"Oh, cut the crap. What do you want to know? I'll fukkin' tell ye, just to get the show on the road. They give me magical transport devices, I get all sneaky sneaky and jack people's shit, and then use the devices to get away. Rrrrragggghhhhhh!" His body cast shakes around a bit as he fails in the attempt to flail in frustration.
"Calm down mate. I was just making myself food and was wondering if you wanted any. Though, can you get me the device?"
Mr. Sneks lifts his head and stares at what seems to be causing his master distress.
I gtg for an hour
"yea thats my offer."
<whooof> Thez pops back in "Sorry it took so long, they insisted I beat them. By the way, the Fight Club may stop by and use the Entertron,… in a bit maybe.">>35306
"You'll trust me, just like that. Either you're a fool, or you're supremely confident."
So assuming a follow up detect evil casting, a spot check, and hopefully what would have been listen and spot checks from Tracy all revealed nothing, Trumpaladin steps down to inspect the killed creatures. He wants to try to determine what he can about what they are, where they came from, and so forth. And of course… look for treasure or loot
"me let you decide which it is."
Tracy moves up to one of the corpses and sniffs it curiously.
No evil, and no possessions or treasure to speak of. Tracy could track. Pssst, detect evil only has a 60' range,… looking is a better way of determining threats>>35309
He thinks for a moment. "Define help."
"Want to track where these things came from? Do you have any idea what they are?"
|Rolled 5 + 21|
"You think these things will taste good?" She implores, as she begins dismembering the corpses and tossing tender parts in her bag.>>35312
"I don't know what they are, but they smell.. interesting…" *mouth waters a bit*(this is my way of implying that she vaguely senses that they're some kind of fiend. She has a taste for fiends.
Idk if it'll work at all, but rolling a Track check to see if she has any clue where they could've come from.
"Careful with those! You don't know what they are or what they do"
Trumpaladin takes interesting parts himself, like feathers or beaks
Spo check, because why not
"They do, and they've got 4 drumsticks each!!" Thez yells, though technically Tracy wouldn't hear her, nor would she have heard Tracy in the first place.>infernal
"you help us find our gold then you can go your own way."
Trumpaladin casts "Detect Poison" on the bird
He squints his eyes and remains motionless for a moment. "I'll do it, but I will need my blades and some of that haggis," he says pointing at Torcuil's plate inb4 haggis jokes
. "And I get a portion of the retrieved gold," he says, his eyebrow twitching, betraying a bit of daringly overzealous negotiating.>>35317
Other than the intestinal tract, its clean.
>>35314>You don't know what they are or what they do
Cast Detect Poison if you're so concerned, fgt. Even I think they look delicious.
Tracy tells Trumpaladin that she's more tan capable of handling the bodies, and that she'll give him any piece he wants later after butchering. She then unfurls her skin-sack and ties wraps the parts that didn't fit in her Bag of Holding into a bundle.>>35315
Do "infernal" and "fiend" mean the exact same thing?>>35318
Tracy saves the intestinal tracks in a separate container on her saddlebags, considering that they might be useful later.>>35317Did you ever consider asking Vadereim about monsters with Ebil Auras? An intelligent bane sword might be at least be able to identify a fiend.Also, freaking talk to him. What's the point in having a talking sword if you never speak to him? He might know quite a bit, considering that he's a relic from a previous campaign.
>>35320I thought about it, then figured he probably couldn't provide much more than the alignment,
but fuck itI don't know if he can let her eat those things. Would they mutate the child? Could they? He's not going to gamble letting his his child turn into a freak just to avoid starting
a fight. He'd rather start a fight.>>35318
Well Fuck it. Trumpaladin asks Vanderiem, who hopefully is sobering up by now
"Hey Vandy! What the hell are these things? Do you have any idea?"
Aslo, wisdom check on the type of poison in the intestines
Thez is confused. "You're trusting him?" to Infernius>>35319
No! Glad you asked! Infernal is a blanket term referring to an external plane (outside material) that is "Not Good and not primal/natural". The NAP is infernal at the perimeter of the concept. Diabolical refers to devils and Abyssmal is then demons.
WAIT! No, Trump is right. Its so small, almost like a second appendix, except its above the throat box. These things do
have a poison gland. They were never in range and still long enough to try, but they spew poison smoke.>VandereimSeveral
previous campaigns. He's literally older than Thez.>>35321
They're from acheron meta
, its a plane of war, not creepy hellish corruption.
"Fucked if I know lad. I heard ye had some drink a bit earlier tho."
P.S. The poison in the intestines is poo.
"You know I'd accept it,… but this here body cast,…."
Trumpaladin gives more alcohol to Vanderiem because he seems to be asking for it, and recommends to Tracy to cut off and save the poison glands.
Did Tracy's search check reveal anything?>>35323
Kek>>35322>Thez is confused
Well, I can say that scene would never have gone down that way with Trumpaladin there. He can never trust any evil aligned creature than isn't Lawful - never
. We'll see how it goes down
>>35321The foal has a literal fiend for a parent. It was conceived while she was transformed: the parts of her womb that regenerated did so because of her transformation. On top of that, it was mentioned in the Elway prophecy, so it absolutely won't be a "normal" child. Eating devil-chickens won't do anything extra to it.The baby might have uber-demigod powers or some other crazy horseshit, but I'm sure it'll still be adorable. Stop worrying about things that might "mutate"
it, because it's already more than likely to be something unique.Sorry…>>35322
Tracy pulls-out the poison glands and puts them together in a jar on her saddlebags.>>35323
*dumps intestines out after realizing it's not killing anyone*
>>35326>Tracy's search check
|Rolled 18 + 21|
You mean the Track check?
Search check because he asked.
Torc feeds susan the haggis
"dont worry swetie me know how theese types get when offered a payday."
She's supposed to be a pony…
"Deal. Now get me the fuck out of this cast.">>35334
Just a statement of preference. That is all
>>35340>not "Infernius radiates so hard Torc gets a headache"
"Fine, we'll let you out"
Good point. It might just be a "normal" baby.
My point is that it's not going to be drastically affected by anything she eats, if you put it in context with the circumstances of its birth.>>35336>25% this>25% that
I don't think that's how peculiar creatures work in a fantasy setting. If it has Ebil Outsider characteristics, it would't necessarily be of Jewish nature, since it's twice passed-down and hybridized. It could be its own unique essence.>good kind of Jew>lol
"A deal is a Deal"
"kill him and put him back in the cast if he tries anything ana."
>>35344>Deeper Darkness>Dimensional Door>Alter Self:Pegasus>Pass Without a Trace
He can cast all those spontaneously…
im sure thez is faster than him.
Torc can cast Polymorph:Dragon….rolling for inittive just incase
Sorry, I linked the wrong post. That was supposed to be >>35335>>35342
I figured you knew already, it would be redundant.>>35344
What kind of solid-steel body-cast can you just "open"?
Infernius realizes that letting Darkie out is going to be more difficult than he originally anticipate.
Infernius is a particularly stupid and imprudent form of good, but whatever. That's his character. Mine would never trust Darkie that much, or would let him go with the intention of him escaping and then Scrying or whatever his location. But maybe infernius's leaps of faith in trusting others is better than my "never trust anyone" approach. Maybe he'll get further than I could have. Let's see
I thought Ebil was a class requirement for Assassin.
Or is he just formerly ebil?
Torc somehow uses magic to free Darkie…
And he plucks a hair for safe keeping
This. Also, Drow are Chaotic evil if I recall
Neutral Ebil, as a society. Individuals vary.
Don't worry, Thez never trusts anyone either.>>35350
If you're asking if I (as GM and co-creator of this character) have an excuse for a non-evil character to have assassin ranks, then I assure you I do.>>35352
Are we talking statistics, or are we talking specifics?
After loading everything, Tracy allows Trumpaladin to mount her and continues down the path.>>35352
Are they still going towards the mountain, or towards the settlement or something you mentioned?
can you make him ethereal?
Of Course. Where do you want to go?
She doesn't care. Steer her.
Trumpaladin orders the horsey high up into the air. He then searches for signs of Agricultural fields, clearings, settlements, structures, and anything familair
|Rolled 9 + 21|
They could probably see further if they were higher up.
Sensing his intention, Tracy flies ~60 feet in the air, and makes her own search check.
be back in 30 minutes.
Did not see that he ordered (or just asked?) her to fly, sorry.
I guess, Torc still takes a hair though
The fastest way tbh is to cut his head off and throw that
in the Entertron. "Kinda why I wanted to keep his head in a bucket," Thez says with a hint of sarcastic irritation.>>35359>>35360
At 60' Tracy realizes, "I can't see shit from this altitude." and feels compelled to go higher. Its at about 250-300' that she starts to notice a pattern. There's a mountain range right to Tracy's right. It looks kind of familiar and it reminds her of,…
The bebes. Which way are the bebes?
"um vrees there might be a problem, you'll get 5% percent because this isnt going to be pleasant."
>>35365I was thinking I should make her more nervous about those birds.. She's even less comfortable with leaving them in the stables now…
If that's the direction of the tower (where she's going), Tracy flies off towards the mountain range, unless Trumpaladin greatly objects to it.
"Done. Oh what, you think you can outdo the queen of spiders, when it comes to "unpleasant"? Oh do tell me ways I can be paid more, I implore you." True>>35368
It does look familiar.
>>35369Saying that would make her feel even worse…>>35370
Can she actually tell which direction the tower is in?
Torc turns to Infernius
"Who gets the honor?"
For really no reason, Tracy drifts towards the mountain to get a closer look.>>35373It isn't though.
Oh, wait it seems I was mistaken.
Tracy speeds off towards the familiar mountains.
"do a good job helping us."
What time of day is it in game? A bit before noon?
[unsure pony noises]
"We can go back, little pony. They'll be wondering where I am anyways"
"oh hey trumpaladins gone"
*is speeding towards the tower*
"NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT"
Torc pulls out his dagger and turns into into a full claymore
"What's wrong little pony?">>35387
Not sure if funny or reee inducingI meant Fae and his Generals, whom he kind of just left…
"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,… I uh,… I don't have a blade at the,… oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"
Rolling for a swing
Someone put me out of my FUCKING
"……. Flashy… You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition, right…?
You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"……. RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
"please continue sweetheart, ignore torc stabbing himself."
[Screaming scotsman noises]>>35398
Because I'm such a faggot, give me thirty minutes and you'll get a pic
I actually feel sorry for darkie>>35395>Resists temptation to ban Torcuil's faggot>>35398
I know right
*shakes a bit*
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT>>35401
Plz tell me you removed the sword first
|Rolled 3, 7, 7, 4, 5, 5, 8 = 39|
>>35397>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possession
Cuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.
*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out…
As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work…
Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.
Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened…
But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
These breds have put my sides in orbit of Sirius>>35406
INB4 stabby stabby
OH! He's still (technically) alive! He's literally hanging on by a thread, dangling backward as it were, from his body-cast. That is, his head is.
fuck it i rip his head off!
The dice gods fucking hate Darkie
Can Torc have mercy kill?
"…… Wh-what exactly.. 'happened'?" she knows but she's in denial
Sorry, that's a fail>>35412
After Infernius' 2, that'll be fine.
Off comes Darkemter's head, squeezing out the words, "Finally, shit." before being picked up and lobbed back into the entertron, to be reconstituted without clothers. "Well hello friends,long time!"
i throw him some pants.
I only have d6's…
How many are needed for a sacrifice?>>35416
Torc hands him a tablecloth
"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
the dice lords demand blood.
"Ahhh, thank you, but I brought my own," He says, almost smearing his hands along his waist-line. An endless number of tiny dots descend from his hands and weave themselves around his legs like creepy-spooder sweat-pants,
*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"….. Flashy….. why would you do this…? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?">flight pattern is now dangerously unstable
can you recall your spiders from our vault?
Uh, I've got the Kilt, claymore dagger, and bagpipe chanter. But not blood…>>35421
"Ah, now. Do we have to make your 'escape' look convincing?"
It needs to be virgin blood too.
Do you have a virgins with you?
"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
T-the person typing this…>>35427
Hey, no dragging Torc into your love problems
[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"….. Flashy… I…"
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"….. I don't know what to…!" *breaks off*
"I'm sorry Tracy. I love you"
"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago.">>35424
"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
"we hunt your friends."
Torc draws one pistol, a staff, and Mr. Snek begins to hiss
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"….. D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner…?"
*flies up again, much, much higher*
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu… You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
This, she just wanted a family
*slows to a halt*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
"…………………………………………………………………………………….. r-really…..?" *sniffs*
"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
"……………….. I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy. Anything.
Can you say the same…?"
*hangs in the air, motionlessly*
"…. Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
>goes to sleep
See y'all tomorrow
"Tracy… I'm not allowed to do literally anything… But I am willing to go very far for you. For us. What do you need me to do?">>35447
*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*
"If… I do that… can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
"I need this, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer..! I've wanted to kill her since the day I first met her, and I can't hold back anymore. It hurts to even look at her now; she makes me want to scream.. it's too late, there can only be one of us…
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me..">>35450
"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done… I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."