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Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
869 replies and 82 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34259
34262
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>>34249
There is no pillar of honor, tradition and faith more sacred than a man's dedication to his waifu.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34260
34262 34264
>>34258
then why is he promoting degeneracy?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34261
34262
>>34258
Luxury yes, but he's not for aesceticism, and he makes numerous mentions that what upholds the Prince and thus the Province is best.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34262
34263 34279
>>34259
There is a sacred rule in contract making more sacred than any other

GET IT IN WRITING

tl;dr get a legal marriage

>>34260
Ask GM. I'm putting this under CITATION NEEDED. Although I guess it is a plausible interpretation of Mandrake

>>34261
He casually mentions "abstain from their women" (I think in reference to the son of the last king of Rome raping Lucretia and causing the overthrow of the monarchy...) as a requirement for an established monarchy to continue
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34263
34264 34266
>>34262
>abstain
Yes, but in general, his position can easily and conclusively be read that "If getting his dick wet prevents tyranny, then let his dick be whet"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34264
>>34260
>>34263
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34265
34266
>>34258
You didn't answer my question
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34266
34267 34269 34270
>>34263
I mean... sure, if there is some super bizare circumstance where having sex with someone saves the kingdom. But like, when does that ever happen outside of the context of a political marriage, which is not philandery?

>>34265
You asked a question?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34267
34268 34281
>>34266
Who is he?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34268
34271
>>34267
a degenerate philosopher.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34269
>>34266
Congratulations, you just proved the opposition's point
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34270
>>34266
oh that was my next point,Danke.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34271
34273 34274
I don't understand any of this
>>34268
His name sounds italin
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34272
34281
For reference, I wasn't advocating that Machiavelli was entirely correct, I was citing him as a resource that would be largely (though defeatably) accepting to Trump's actions.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34273
34275
>>34271
You,... don't know who Niccolo Machiavelli was?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34274
>>34271
https://www.google.com/search?q=machiavelli&spell=1&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwip_pTO_IzYAhWHNiYKHfWbBLIQvwUIJigA&biw=1602&bih=686
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34275
34276
>>34273
I probally do, but the name isn't ringing a bell
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34276
34278 34282
>>34275
He is famous for coining the adage (bastardized) "The ends justify the means"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34277
34303
>>34244
How long will it take Tracy to learn, Dodge, Mobility, and Spring Attack, in that order?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34278
>>34276
the means justify the end though...
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34279
34280 34281 34282 34303
>>34262
>legal marriage
Who has the authority to notorize marriages? Clergy?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34280
>>34279
yo.
/blUD
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No.34281
34283
>>34267
Niccolo Machiavelli was a Florentine Statesman and General who lead the Florentines in war and who was instrumental in the creation and operation of the brief lived Florentine Republic, circa late 1400s and early 1500s

He is best known for being a political philosopher and historian, writing The Prince in 1515 and Disocurses on the First Ten Books of Livy in 1517. He, more than anyone, could be credited with bringing about Modernity in Philosophy with an entirely new way of looking at epistemology and morality, at least since the Greek Classical era

>>34272
He is a very good model, yes, although I don't think he would appreciate Trump's aversion to lying

>>34279
Fae is a priest, and we're building a courthouse. I would say the State, if you meant that as a philosophical question
\r
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34282
>>34279
Torc has legal power
>>34276
Ah
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34283
34284 34285 34286 34287 34288 34298 34312
Anyway, Tracy returns to the stables to nurture her birds, after synthesizing a bag full of elephant meat.
How many severed heads are in the mess hall?

"I've returned, my Angels." Tracy declares softly, before hugging her birds and feeding them.
What gender are these birds? I can tell a chick's gender by their down arrangements, but I can't see these.
>>34281
>Fae is a priest
Is she?
>The state
What state?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34284
>>34283
InfernuisDale.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34285
>>34283
>What state
Kekistan
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34286
34289 34290 34292 34303
>>34283
are ravens legal to own?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34287
34290 34303
>>34283
Just no damned severed heads, and definitely not in the mess hall
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34288
>>34283
>Is Fae a priest
I made her a priest very early on

>What state
That was a general answer. It would be the relevant state
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34289
34292 34293 34303
>>34286
Actually, Tracy's faggot what birds are legal to own?
Also, have you raised pigeons?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34290
34291 34294
>>34286
Idk.. A fiendish raven is a lawful-aligned creature.
You're character is chaotic anyway.
>>34287
Several of the previous characters have their heads in the mess hall, including the last Paladin who owned Vadereim.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34291
>>34290
i meant irl.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34292
34294 34296
>>34289
>>34286
Oh, irl.
It depends on the state you live in, plus zoning bullshit.
I have handled pigeons.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34293
34296
>>34289
i have.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34294
34295
>>34292
>>34290
is a Choatic raven a thing?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34295
>>34294
In game?
Idk. Fiendish Raven, from the summon monster table, is a Lawful Evil creature: it counts as casting a Lawful and Evil spell.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34296
34297 34299 34300 34303
>>34292
>>34293
What are pigeons like?

GM does anything happen in the town?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34297
>>34296
like you'd expect.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34298
34300
>>34283
To Tracy

>"Hi Tracy. I'm out today. Do you want me to pick up anything from the forest for you, or get you any food?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34299
34302 34303
>>34296
>pigeons like?
Well, what about them? They're pigeons.
They're harder to handle than you'd expect.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34300
34304
>>34298
>'........... I'm fine...'
>>34296
Nothing happened while Tracy was there..
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34301
34303
so are infernuis and thez still 69ing?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34302
>>34299
>harder to handle than you expect
Thats what I was looking for
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34303
34305 34306 34308 34312
>>34277
I'd say 1 wk per feat
>>34279
That depends on who one is appealing to. Marriage typically involves submitting to an authority outside of ones self or their partnership, making those to be married supplicants. You will note that the vows Thez and Infernius exchanged did not require such, only a witness who could be observed as independently sovereign.
>>34286
Sure
>>34287
There's already a few, just to let you know,....
>>34289
There's legaities for bird ownership? In Port Barry?
>>34296
There are increasing decorations and planning, but nothing is particularly popping at the moment
>>34299
Insufferable bastards you mean,....
>>34301
I hadn't realized that they were, last I heard they were discussing the prospect of a wedding. She's not opposed to 69, but she'd much rather he tied her hands with her braid and had his way with her.
what? its true,...
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34304
>>34300
>"You don't sound so fine, little pony. Is there anything I can do for you?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34305
>>34303
>port barry
No, irl
>nothing
Well thats boring
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34306
34307
>>34303
>The Vows Infernius and Thez did required no outside authority
That's why it is not a valid marriage. The essence of marriage is that the relationship is placed outside of the caprice of the participants by making it no longer belong to them

>Thez's sexual preferences
She has better tastes
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34307
>>34306
True, except that Thez (Gilana) is a standing member of the House of Thez, having and maintaining the authority to engage in contractual and binding agreements so long as witnessed by a sovereign party.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34308
34309
>>34303
i was gonna interrogate darkie but sex is a better prospect.
*binds hands*
*smiles fiendishly*
"im going in dry."
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34309
34310
>>34308
Like binding her hands won't provide sufficient moisture,....
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34310
34316
>>34309
I think he's referring to a different hole
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34311
And while things get lewd, GM departs for 5-10 minutes to acquire take-out
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34312
34313
>>34303
>1 wk per feat
Alright. Tracy Trains towards the Great Dexterity Feat, in her free time.
Also >>34283
What gender are her birds and how many heads are in the mess hall?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34313
34314 34315
>>34312
>"Is there anything I can do to for you, little pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34314
34318
>>34313
>'…….........Let's schedule our wedding.'
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34315
34318
>>34313
i'd like some peach rings
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34316
34317 34318 34320
>>34310
I doubt it, Infernius doesn't strike me as the type who would abide stink-dick

Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34317
34321
>>34316
he would be if thez wanted it.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34318
34319
>>34316
I hope not

>>34314
>"............... Uh........ Um....... When would you like it, little pony?"

>>34315
Kek. So done
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34319
34323
>>34318
>'.............. Three months ago.... asap; this month, if possible..'
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34320
34321
>>34316
Please tell me the gender of the birds.
P4FwV
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No.34321
34324
[2d2 = 4]
>>34317
Which is why no
>>34320

Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34322
34323 34325 34330
Both Female
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34323
34326 34332
>>34319
>three months ago
Kek. I think she should only just barely be showing any bulge at this state of pregnancy

>"Silly pony, you've got nine months until he's born. No need to rush. We probably have a war coming up. That will get in the way of things. We can perhaps have a celebration once we have crushed our enemies"

>>34322
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I wanted a Sam Eagle
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34324
34326
>>34321
*continues aggressive fugging*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34325
34326 34327
>>34322

GM, I want an assessment of the Artilery situation. Like what essential numbers do I need to know and so forth. Both wooden weapons are tested, and the Cannons are taken to the Industrial forge for refitting, or scrapping if necessary. Does Slovenia know Ironworking to any degree?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34326
34328 34329
>>34323
Blame the dice
>>34324
Thez continues liking it, though displaying a diminishingly astonished expression of false-opposition
>>34325
>ironworking
No
>Artillery/machine essential numbers
Uh,,.. I'll get back to you
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34327
34329
>>34325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss3W-nXFDUY
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34328
34339 34359
>>34326
*stimulates clit*
*attempts to make ahego*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34329
34330 34331 34337
>>34327
Kek, I'll try to do that

>>34326
>Dice
REEEEE! I'll have to go with a Samantha Eagle or something
>No Iron working
Aww... We can assume Port Barry has Ironsmiths, especially since it was mentioned in the two city-improvement posts, right? Also, is Slovenia super adorable when the Trebuchets are fired?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34330
34332
>>34322
If I were to go with how I normally name mythological creatures, I'd give them Arabic names, but I've got better sources for this case.
>>34329
>moments later
Fine, whatever will make you happy. Sam it is then. I'll name the other one Bunny then... because fug mythology..
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34331
34332
>>34329
why not Colombia the eagle?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34332
>>34330
Better than a 9/11 Hijacker's name
I'll go with that. How does Tracy feel about Trumpaladins's suggestion in >>34323

>>34331
I did think about that. It's because Columbia is a place name, not really a person's name. But I cam go with it
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34333
34334 34337
>has nothing to do
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34334
34335
>>34333
And I got the fucking trips.
HOW
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34335
34336 34340
>>34334
Kek

Go talk to your waifu
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34336
34340
>>34335
this.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34337
34339 34341
>>34329
>ironsmiths
Yes
>Super cute
If by that you mean, a face of grim satisfaction, yes
>>34333
Trips confirm
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34338
I g2g for a couple hours..
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34339
>>34328
>>34337

Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34340
>>34335
>>34336
She ain't Torc's waifu. You guys just said it so much so I stoped denying it
He reconsidered after the "date"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34341
34342
>>34337
>Slovrnia is in fact being adorable, as per usual
D'aww!
HUGS PONY!

Now let's test out the equipment with targets, preferably structures or walls. And with exotic ammunition as well
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34342
34343 34346
>>34341
>*Sharp pain in the back of the brain*

Okay, now I actually have to go.

Tracy decides to g check on her Nithing pole on the road to Cardishore and then makes her way towards the city.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34343
34344 34345
>>34342
And here I thought it was gonna be a recess weekend
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34344
>>34343
The ride never ends
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34345
34348 34349
>>34343
I just want to finally get those knives back...
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34346
34347
>>34342
Let GM have just one weekend off after three months. Or at least consider taking another character
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34347
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>>34346
>consider taking another character
Eh...
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34348
34350
>>34345
Fair, but you know they're not just going to keep a pile of knives out at the security area "In case they come back",... odds are they've been rid of by now.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34349
34350
>>34345
like why are the knives suddenly critical now?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34350
34351 34354 34360
tracy's knives.jpg
>>34348
>odds are they've been rid of by now
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Muh meme knives!
I'll take the liver of the customs managing directer. instead if that's the case.
>>34349
I always wanted them, I just finally got sick of waiting to go get them...
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34351
34354
>>34350
They actually say dark and edgy? That's pretty,... nevermind.
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34353
34355
>will REALLY have to go soon
Can the Entertron repair magical status affects, like energy drain and curses?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34354
File (hide): 66747C829551B4F83456E2E3C6DA47E3-6498113.webm (6.2 MB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:01:22, Edge.webm) [play once] [loop]
Edge.webm
>>34350
>>34351

Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34355
34356
image.png
>>34353
Like I don't know what you're thinking
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34356
34357 34359
>>34355
Energy drain fucking sucks, so I want to know before I roll a 1 with those claws.
eskaF
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No.34357
34358 34359
>>34356
>stands thoroughly corrected
A paladin or cleric can restore energy drains
\r
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34358
34360
>>34357
I know.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34359
34360 34371 34374
tumblr_oh4tmvaCQn1v2hfg0o6_1280.gif
>>34356
I'll cross that path when I get to it
>>34357
This
>>34328
I actually looked, and just as I was about to give up (most "Dark Elf Ahegao" involves tentacles) I found this. You're welcome. The colors are off, but do the math.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34360
34371
>>34358
Is it harder to summon the help of a Paladin or cleric than it it is to get to the entertron?

>>34350
From what we know of the story, Cardishore is a center of enemy activity, probably as more or even more than the Court City. ho knows what you could encounter. All sorts of magic barriers and other things are possible.

I kind of want my character to infiltrate by disguising himself as seeking to host a reality TV series....

>>34359
>No hooves
Not as sexy as some of the other options available
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34361
34362 34368 34372
GM plz gib somethin to do
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34362
34363
>>34361
Talk to your waifu
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34363
34364
>>34362
Torc has no waifu
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34364
34365
>>34363
Talk to my waifu
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34365
34366
>>34364
Tracy's faggot isn't here
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34366
34367
>>34365
Wanna come plan out military strategy and test out trebuchets with me?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34367
>>34366
I like military strategy
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34368
34369 34370
>>34361
You could always go to the whorehouse, they have whores and Fight Club
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34369
>>34368
Torc isn't a fan of whores but he'll take fight club
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34370
>>34368
I should probably go ask some essential questions of that one pirate we revived. I imagine he wondered over to his natural habitat of the Tavern
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34371
34373 34374
>>34359
Can it repair magick affects though.

Also, can Tracy still go check her Nithing Pole, and make her way towards Cardishore? I want her to go, even if she can't enter.
>>34360
What if the Paladin and Cleric we're incapacitated? I just want to know what it's capable of.

>tfw socially obligated to sit through two-hour concert.
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34372
34375
>>34361
Make us some items/scrolls.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34373
>>34371
But I need to talk to her...
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34374
34376 34377
>>34371
>>34359

Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34375
>>34372
What you want
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34376
>>34374
I'd assume it can't cure Geas, because if it could, the Thez would have have her's removed by it by now. I'd assume curses function similarly, and so can't be removed by it. As for negative level drains, I am really not sure
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34377
34380 34381 34424
>>34374
Alright.
When Tracy gets back, does anyone want to help me kill and revive that Triceratops 6 gorrillion times?
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34378
34379
I g2g
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34379
>>34378
Later
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34380
>>34377
I do!
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34381
34382
>>34377
>More interested in grinding than earning advancement through game-play
Just
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34382
34383
>>34381
Boredom will make yous do things
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34383
34384 34386 34402
>>34382
Torcuil needs a hobby. Like how Tracy has her birds, Infernius has Thez, and Trumpaladin has Football and Deal Making. I think Tracy's faggot had a good idea about making scrolls
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34384
34385
>>34383
Yeah, but scroll making is less of a hobby and more of a job.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34385
>>34384
>Torcuil needs a Job
Bingo!
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34386
34387 34389 34405
>>34383
Well now, there are mass-production machines down in the 'basement (the area between the top and 'bottom' pyriamid, AKA the forge) for making scrolls and potions in quantity, as well as a number of other machines that are more specialized and particular than the ones in the library do NOT ask me "What kind of machines", rather ask "Is there a machine that does blurrrr"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34387
34388 34389
>>34386
Is there a mchine that does blurrrr?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34388
>>34387
There are many machines that do blurrr
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34389
34390
>>34386
So if I am understanding you correctly, I can ressurrect all of the pirates, have them work at the machines producing items on commission, then sell the items at a special Trump Magical Item retail outlet that fills the void left over by the Drow being kicked out of town, trade a substantial portion of the items to Sparintenar for their manufactured items, and then sell those items in Port barry or where ever we can ship them to?

>>34387
I think you're going to have to go to Krenshall for that
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34390
34391 34392
>>34389
That's correct, though you'll need a certified magical technician to calibrate and maintain the machines. The machines are - for the most part - a hook allowing players to be creative about getting around limitations on crafting and item production. Nothing too fancy, there'll be no mass production of uber-ness +80 swords of murder, but mass-producing masterwork swords is feasible.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34391
34393
>>34390
Let me guess, Lenos is a magical technician.
Can he teach Torc his crafting skills?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34392
34393
>>34390
>certified magical technician
Um... Is Torcuil fit for the role?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34393
34396
>>34391
Technically speaking, anyone with the magical ability to craft the items in question is a "magical technician".
>>34392
Yes. Trump is too for certain spells and potions (and stuffs that require pali spells)
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34394
By the way, if you think I'm not shutting all my computers down to watch the MLP movie in 20+ minutes,... I think you get where I'm going with that.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34395
34397
Sorry Torcuil
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34396
>>34393
>Trumpaladin can tune machines to create "heal serious wounds" potions
>Hire pirates to make Heal Serious Wounds Potions in mass
>Trade to Sparintenar, since you know they'll want that
>Same with Bull's strength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34397
>>34395
IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL

In the meantime I'll be practicing pyrography
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34398
34399
image.png
GM, can the Trebuchet shoot fireballs, and does Slovenia look cuter when this occurs
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34399
34400
>>34398
Magical fireballs? No. Balls of flaming pitch? Yes. Cute,... oh ffs
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34400
34401
1510976510702.png
>>34399
I meant like how poners, which are already super cute, can look even cuter when they have certain expressions, especially happy ones. Like if Slovenia were made very happy or some other emotion by the fireball ammunition and it caused her to look more adorable
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34401
>>34400
I hadn't thought about it that deeply. I will

Torc, if you haven't seen, check:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/87059.html#q95867
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
?
No.34402
34403
>>34383
Trumpaladin has Tracy.
If she isn't enough of a handful, I can make it so.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34403
34404
>>34402
Speaking of which, can I go to pony now?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34404
34406
>>34403
I thought she was on her way to Cardishore but I guess not..
Where is your character?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34405
34409
>>34386
Is there a machine that can make rods quickly?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34406
34407 34410
>>34404
He's in an open field to the North sort of in the forest, but he's only about 10 minutes away on dragonne.

GOES TO PONY! I mean check the tower/use empathic link/detect evil

By the way, if you are at a laptop, COME WATCH THE PONY MOVIE IN RABBIT!
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34407
34408
>>34406
I'm locked out
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34408
>>34407
Submit a request to join the room when it shows you that screen. I'll tell anon27 to look out for new requests
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34409
>>34405
Viagra
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.34410
34411
>>34406
*teleports behind*
*abducts*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34411
34412
>>34410
*Is abducted.... I think*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34412
34413
>>34411
*flies 80-100 ft in the air*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34413
>>34412
"Uh... Hi Tracy!"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34414
34415
"..Hello, Flashy."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34415
34418 34419
>>34414
"I love you pony"
*attempts to nuzzle pony*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34416
34417 34419 34432
mlfw7625-manlytears.png
So uh,... what's been goin' on?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34417
>>34416
Um... I just got abducted
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34418
34420
>>34415
*Becomes Ethereal*
I'm starving for XP. Let's fight something already.
Use detect ebil to find shit.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34419
34421 34422 34609
>>34415
>inb4 omae wa mu shindeiru
>>34416
How was the movie?
I'm gonna be able to fix my computer soon and thats the first thing I'm doing
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34420
34423
>>34418
Can I mount her?

If so, mount pony
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34421
34609
>>34419
IT WAS AMAZING!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34422
34426 34609
>>34419
I'm truly sorry you missed it. I'm sure there'll b another stream before long.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34423
34425
>>34420
Use it!
*Wafts the scent of white-knight throughout the plane*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34424
34431
>>34377
We could also revive it, kill it again, and make an undead Triceratops to fight.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34425
34427
>>34423
Use detect evil, then
"Tracy... What are you doing?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34426
34431
>>34422
Oh, its not the first time tonight I've been robbed of seeing a movie with friends
>laughter turns to sobbing
>>344258
Youre b8 m8
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34427
34428
>>34425
"........ Flashy... I'm your mount, right..? I'm here to help you on your mission for football or whatever, right?"
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34428
34429 34431
>>34427
"D'aww! Well shouldn't I get Thez's belt back, or Suiboto back. Or shouldn't we talk to darkie so we can, you know, get our stuff back and "move the drow to a reservation'"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34429
34430
>>34428
"..... Flashy.... I'm feeling... Frisky... (and upset, but she doesn't say why) It's a Paladin's mission to save the world from Ebil creatures, right? Let's do that."
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34430
34432 34433 34434
>>34429
"Well if you're feeling frisky... Wait. What do you have in mind?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34431
34433 34434
>>34424
Oh yeah, no triceratops grinding. Reviving and then killing, lather, rinse, repeat gets no xp.
>>34426
I was avoiding gushing about that. Truly sorry ;_;
>>34428
"Oh yeah, I totally forgot!" BTW, the gold/black belt is different than the girdle.
Thez gives Girdle and Sugoito back.

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34432
34436
>>34416
I want to fight something...
>>34430
*ghostly wind blows by* (you're on the ethereal plane)
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34433
34435 34436
>>34431
>Girdle
Isn't that the kind of belt only girls wear?
>>34430
Anon, have you been wearing women's undergarments for power?
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34434
>>34430
You is b8 m8
Why else would she waft your scent
>>34431
No, you guys are fine. I wasn't expecting to be able to get on tonight anyway
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34435
>>34433
This is topkek
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34436
34437 34439
>>34432
"Wouldn't you rather go fight enemies in the material realm? They have more... resources. And are actually a danger to society."

>>34433
Fuck. That's exactly what that is
reeeeeeeee
For the +2 it gives to attack and +3 to damage fuck yeah I'd wear it though
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34437
34438 34443
laughs in mofo.jpg
>>34436
".... We're on the Ethereal plane, Flashy... The locals here aren't strangers to the material world... They're regular visitors; coming in and out looking for food.."
>>34436
>fuck yeah I'd wear it
mfw your standards
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34438
34443
>>34437
*ominous ethereal ghost-wind noises*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34439
34441 34443
16343_1021608000.jpg
>>34436
Its not like a ladies' girdle

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34440
>Torc continues being bored as fucking hell
I guess he goes to investigate the machines that do blurrrr
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34441
34442 34443
>Party finds Thong of Epic Charisma
>Trumpaladin wears it
>>34439
How do I attract ghosts?
Did Trumpaladin Detect anything?
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34442
34449 34453
>>34441
>Trumpaladin wears it
He fucking would
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34443
>>34437
>>34438
I think that's factually wrong, at least in the case of devourers, because the article suggests that they attack travelers on the Ethereal plane and there is no mention of them going to the material plane. But whatever, we'll go with your interpretation
"Well then why are you standing here. Let's go looking for monsters to slay!"
SPURS MOUNT
QUICK DRAWS VANDERIEM
"Yippee kay ay!"

>>34439
Oh thank goodness. Also pls bake. This thread is causing delay of at least 30 seconds because of size on my laptop

>>34441
Kek. Try moving forward until you run into something. Do spot checks as well
stxqm
?
No.34446
34447
[1d20+5 = 13]
Spot Check looking for ghosts
stxqm
?
No.34447
34452
[1d20+5 = 21]
>>34446
Listen check as well
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34448
Detect evil, but the fucking horse should move if she wants to run into something
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34449
34450 34452 34457
>>34442
<whoooof> "Oh come on then!" Thez grabs Torcuil's shoulder and <shoomp> they both transition to the ethereal plane, some distance (but still in eyesight) of Tracy and Trump.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34450
>>34449
RETRIEVE GIRDLE!
yD0KP
?
No.34452
>>34447
"Boo"
>>34449
"GAH, WHAT THE"
Torc then notices his suroundings
"Oh, hi everyone"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34453
>>34442
>inb4, all of the optimal items for him end up being girls' underwear
>Bra of Giant's Strength
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34455
34457 34458
>>34454
This. Trump is chibi again. Thez gibs back the belt and the sword,... but they're too big for him.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34456
OH fine, I can hear you thinking it,... baking
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34457
tiny-trump-meme-ivanka.jpg
>>34449
Did they Detect anything?
>>34455
He makes a good Halfling.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34458
>>34455
Well fuck you too AND MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD ALREADY! It took a minute to load this
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34461
34462
ITT, Trump is being a dick again
Nigga wtf was that message?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34462
34463
Tiny-Trump-Tours-Boeing.jpg
>>34461
What did he send you?
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34463
>>34462
It was a "to show we care" message
I'll post screencap l8r
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34465
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/34464.html
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34609
1512976060561.png
>>34419
>>34421
>>34422