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>>34358Is it harder to summon the help of a Paladin or cleric than it it is to get to the entertron?
>>34350From what we know of the story, Cardishore is a center of enemy activity, probably as more or even more than the Court City. ho knows what you could encounter. All sorts of magic barriers and other things are possible.
I kind of want my character to infiltrate by disguising himself as seeking to host a reality TV series....
>>34359>No hoovesNot as sexy as some of the other options available
GM plz gib somethin to do
>>34364Tracy's faggot isn't here
>>34365Wanna come plan out military strategy and test out trebuchets with me?
>>34361You could always go to the whorehouse, they have whores and Fight Club
>>34368Torc isn't a fan of whores but he'll take fight club
>>34368I should probably go ask some essential questions of that one pirate we revived. I imagine he wondered over to his natural habitat of the Tavern
>>34359Can it repair magick affects though.
Also, can Tracy still go check her Nithing Pole, and make her way towards Cardishore? I want her to go, even if she can't enter.
>>34360What if the Paladin and Cleric we're incapacitated? I just want to know what it's capable of.
>tfw socially obligated to sit through two-hour concert. >>34361Make us some items/scrolls.
>>34371But I need to talk to her...
>>34374I'd assume it can't cure Geas, because if it could, the Thez would have have her's removed by it by now. I'd assume curses function similarly, and so can't be removed by it. As for negative level drains, I am really not sure
>>34374Alright.
When Tracy gets back, does anyone want to help me kill and revive that Triceratops 6 gorrillion times?
>>34381Boredom will make yous do things
>>34382Torcuil needs a hobby. Like how Tracy has her birds, Infernius has Thez, and Trumpaladin has Football and Deal Making. I think Tracy's faggot had a good idea about making scrolls
>>34383Yeah, but scroll making is less of a hobby and more of a job.
>>34383Well now, there are mass-production machines down in the 'basement (the area between the top and 'bottom' pyriamid, AKA the forge) for making scrolls and potions in quantity, as well as a number of other machines that are more specialized and particular than the ones in the library
do NOT ask me "What kind of machines", rather ask "Is there a machine that does blurrrr" >>34386Is there a mchine that does blurrrr?
>>34387There are many machines that do blurrr
>>34386So if I am understanding you correctly, I can ressurrect all of the pirates, have them work at the machines producing items on commission, then sell the items at a special Trump Magical Item retail outlet that fills the void left over by the Drow being kicked out of town, trade a substantial portion of the items to Sparintenar for their manufactured items, and then sell those items in Port barry or where ever we can ship them to?
>>34387I think you're going to have to go to Krenshall for that
>>34389That's correct, though you'll need a certified magical technician to calibrate and maintain the machines. The machines are - for the most part - a hook allowing players to be creative about getting around limitations on crafting and item production. Nothing
too fancy, there'll be no mass production of uber-ness +80 swords of murder, but mass-producing masterwork swords is feasible.
>>34390Let me guess, Lenos is a magical technician.
Can he teach Torc his crafting skills?
>>34390>certified magical technicianUm... Is Torcuil fit for the role?
>>34391Technically speaking, anyone with the magical ability to craft the items in question is a "magical technician".
>>34392Yes. Trump is too for certain spells and potions (and stuffs that require pali spells)
By the way, if you think I'm not shutting all my computers down to watch the MLP movie in 20+ minutes,... I think you get where I'm going with that.
>>34395IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL
In the meantime I'll be practicing pyrography
GM, can the Trebuchet shoot fireballs, and does Slovenia look cuter when this occurs
>>34398Magical fireballs? No. Balls of flaming pitch? Yes. Cute,... oh ffs
>>34399I meant like how poners, which are already super cute, can look even cuter when they have certain expressions, especially happy ones. Like if Slovenia were made very happy or some other emotion by the fireball ammunition and it caused her to look more adorable
>>34400I hadn't thought about it that deeply. I will
Torc, if you haven't seen, check:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/87059.html#q95867 >>34383Trumpaladin has Tracy.
If she isn't enough of a handful, I can make it so.
>>34402Speaking of which, can I go to pony now?
>>34403I thought she was on her way to Cardishore but I guess not..
Where is your character?
>>34386Is there a machine that can make rods quickly?
>>34404He's in an open field to the North sort of in the forest, but he's only about 10 minutes away on dragonne.
GOES TO PONY! I mean check the tower/use empathic link/detect evil
By the way, if you are at a laptop, COME WATCH THE PONY MOVIE IN RABBIT!
>>34407Submit a request to join the room when it shows you that screen. I'll tell anon28 to look out for new requests
>>34410*Is abducted.... I think*
>>34411*flies 80-100 ft in the air*
>>34414"I love you pony"
*attempts to nuzzle pony*
So uh,... what's been goin' on?
>>34416Um... I just got abducted
>>34419I'm truly sorry you missed it. I'm sure there'll b another stream before long.
>>34420Use it!*Wafts the scent of white-knight throughout the plane*
>>34377We could also revive it, kill it again, and make an undead Triceratops to fight.
>>34423Use detect evil, then
"Tracy... What are you doing?"
>>34422Oh, its not the first time tonight I've been robbed of seeing a movie with friends
>laughter turns to sobbing>>344258Youre b8 m8
>>34425"........ Flashy... I'm your mount, right..? I'm here to help you on your mission for football or whatever, right?"
>>34427"D'aww! Well shouldn't I get Thez's belt back, or Suiboto back. Or shouldn't we talk to darkie so we can, you know, get our stuff back and "
move the drow to a reservation'"
>>34428"..... Flashy.... I'm feeling... Frisky...
(and upset, but she doesn't say why) It's a Paladin's mission to save the world from Ebil creatures, right?
Let's do that."
>>34429"Well if you're feeling frisky... Wait. What do you have in mind?"
>>34424Oh yeah, no triceratops grinding. Reviving and then killing, lather, rinse, repeat gets no xp.
>>34426I was avoiding gushing about that. Truly sorry ;_;
>>34428"Oh yeah, I totally forgot!" BTW, the gold/black belt is different than the girdle.
Thez gives Girdle and Sugoito back.
>>34416I want to fight something...>>34430*ghostly wind blows by* (you're on the ethereal plane)
>>34431>GirdleIsn't that the kind of belt only girls wear?
>>34430Anon, have you been wearing women's undergarments for power?
>>34430You is b8 m8
Why else would she waft your scent
>>34431No, you guys are fine. I wasn't expecting to be able to get on tonight anyway
>>34432"Wouldn't you rather go fight enemies in the material realm? They have more... resources. And are actually a danger to society."
>>34433Fuck. That's exactly what that is
reeeeeeeeeFor the +2 it gives to attack and +3 to damage fuck yeah I'd wear it though
>>34436".... We're on the Ethereal plane, Flashy... The locals here aren't strangers to the material world... They're regular visitors; coming in and out looking for food.."
>>34436>fuck yeah I'd wear itmfw your standards
>>34437*ominous ethereal ghost-wind noises*
>>34436Its not like a ladies' girdle
>Torc continues being bored as fucking hell
I guess he goes to investigate the machines that do blurrrr
>Party finds Thong of Epic Charisma>Trumpaladin wears it>>34439How do I attract ghosts?
Did Trumpaladin Detect anything?
>>34437>>34438I think that's factually wrong, at least in the case of devourers, because the article suggests that they attack travelers on the Ethereal plane and there is no mention of them going to the material plane. But whatever, we'll go with your interpretation"Well then why are you standing here. Let's go looking for monsters to slay!"
SPURS MOUNT
QUICK DRAWS VANDERIEM
"Yippee kay ay!"
>>34439Oh thank goodness. Also pls bake. This thread is causing delay of at least 30 seconds because of size on my laptop
>>34441Kek. Try moving forward until you run into something. Do spot checks as well
[1d20+5 = 13]
Spot Check looking for ghosts
Detect evil, but the fucking horse should move if she wants to run into something
>>34447"Boo"
>>34449"GAH, WHAT THE"
Torc then notices his suroundings
"Oh, hi everyone"
\r
>>34454
This. Trump is chibi again. Thez gibs back the belt and the sword,... but they're too big for him.
OH fine, I can hear you thinking it,... baking
>>34449Did they Detect anything?
>>34455He makes a good Halfling.
>>34455Well fuck you too AND MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD ALREADY! It took a minute to load this
ITT, Trump is being a dick again
Nigga wtf was that message?
>>34462It was a "to show we care" message
I'll post screencap l8r