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*Is abducted.... I think*
*flies 80-100 ft in the air*
"I love you pony"
*attempts to nuzzle pony*
So uh,... what's been goin' on?
Um... I just got abducted
I'm truly sorry you missed it. I'm sure there'll b another stream before long.
*Wafts the scent of white-knight throughout the plane*
We could also revive it, kill it again, and make an undead Triceratops to fight.
Use detect evil, then
"Tracy... What are you doing?"
Oh, its not the first time tonight I've been robbed of seeing a movie with friends>laughter turns to sobbing>>344258
Youre b8 m8
"........ Flashy... I'm your mount, right..? I'm here to help you on your mission for football or whatever, right?"
"D'aww! Well shouldn't I get Thez's belt back, or Suiboto back. Or shouldn't we talk to darkie so we can, you know, get our stuff back and "move the drow to a reservation
"..... Flashy.... I'm feeling... Frisky... (and upset, but she doesn't say why)
It's a Paladin's mission to save the world from Ebil creatures, right? Let's do that.
"Well if you're feeling frisky... Wait. What do you have in mind?"
Oh yeah, no triceratops grinding. Reviving and then killing, lather, rinse, repeat gets no xp.>>34426
I was avoiding gushing about that. Truly sorry ;_;>>34428
"Oh yeah, I totally forgot!" BTW, the gold/black belt is different than the girdle.
Thez gives Girdle and Sugoito back.
>>34416I want to fight something...>>34430
*ghostly wind blows by* (you're on the ethereal plane)
Isn't that the kind of belt only girls wear?>>34430
Anon, have you been wearing women's undergarments for power?
You is b8 m8
Why else would she waft your scent>>34431
No, you guys are fine. I wasn't expecting to be able to get on tonight anyway
"Wouldn't you rather go fight enemies in the material realm? They have more... resources. And are actually a danger to society.">>34433
Fuck. That's exactly what that isreeeeeeeee
For the +2 it gives to attack and +3 to damage fuck yeah I'd wear it though
".... We're on the Ethereal plane, Flashy... The locals here aren't strangers to the material world... They're regular visitors; coming in and out looking for food..">>34436>fuck yeah I'd wear it
mfw your standards
*ominous ethereal ghost-wind noises*
Its not like a ladies' girdle
>Torc continues being bored as fucking hell
I guess he goes to investigate the machines that do blurrrr
>Party finds Thong of Epic Charisma>Trumpaladin wears it>>34439
How do I attract ghosts?
Did Trumpaladin Detect anything?
>>34437>>34438I think that's factually wrong, at least in the case of devourers, because the article suggests that they attack travelers on the Ethereal plane and there is no mention of them going to the material plane. But whatever, we'll go with your interpretation
"Well then why are you standing here. Let's go looking for monsters to slay!"
QUICK DRAWS VANDERIEM
"Yippee kay ay!">>34439
Oh thank goodness. Also pls bake. This thread is causing delay of at least 30 seconds because of size on my laptop>>34441
Kek. Try moving forward until you run into something. Do spot checks as well
[1d20+5 = 13]
Spot Check looking for ghosts
Detect evil, but the fucking horse should move if she wants to run into something
"GAH, WHAT THE"
Torc then notices his suroundings
"Oh, hi everyone"
This. Trump is chibi again. Thez gibs back the belt and the sword,... but they're too big for him.
OH fine, I can hear you thinking it,... baking
Did they Detect anything?>>34455
He makes a good Halfling.
Well fuck you too AND MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD ALREADY! It took a minute to load this
ITT, Trump is being a dick again
Nigga wtf was that message?
It was a "to show we care" message
I'll post screencap l8r