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>>49925
You didn't think it was just going to be a one-night stand, did you?
She's got you for all eternity.
>Torc wakes up in the Entertron covered in lipstick every time he dies
You didn't think it was just going to be a one-night stand, did you?
She's got you for all eternity.
>Torc wakes up in the Entertron covered in lipstick every time he dies
>>49925
What, you thought that was a one time thing? Oh no. Think about it from she-Death's perspective. How many dudes who, having encountered cards of the deck, have disarmed, not killed/attacked, and then wanted to (and did) sex death? It doesn't happen. Its a statistical anomaly, and death shall smile on Torcuil.
What, you thought that was a one time thing? Oh no. Think about it from she-Death's perspective. How many dudes who, having encountered cards of the deck, have disarmed, not killed/attacked, and then wanted to (and did) sex death? It doesn't happen. Its a statistical anomaly, and death shall smile on Torcuil.
>>49928
*Spooky
*Spooky
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*quickly removes marker*
*starts writing "property of" on pony*
*starts writing "property of" on pony*
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>>49942
Yes. Of course, they're adorable if you know how to interpret them and especially if one is an otherwise friendless incarnation of death.
Yes. Of course, they're adorable if you know how to interpret them and especially if one is an otherwise friendless incarnation of death.
>>49947
Okay, I found a species of hog-nosed snake with a mild venom that gets about 6 feet long. Bonus? It can flatten its head to look like a cobra.
Can I turn this into a homebrew creature with a more toxic venom, then give it a "Hog-nosed Rod" item?
Okay, I found a species of hog-nosed snake with a mild venom that gets about 6 feet long. Bonus? It can flatten its head to look like a cobra.
Can I turn this into a homebrew creature with a more toxic venom, then give it a "Hog-nosed Rod" item?
I have a question for players.
How >lewd is too no?
I have an idea. Maybe
How >lewd is too no?
I have an idea. Maybe
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>>49950
Because lewd has consequences, it should always be explicit and never merely implied, so there is no ambiguity or uncertainty
\r
Because lewd has consequences, it should always be explicit and never merely implied, so there is no ambiguity or uncertainty
\r
>>49948
There's a poisonous version of the python rod: the iper rod. You have to be ebil to make it though.
There's a poisonous version of the python rod: the iper rod. You have to be ebil to make it though.
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>>49959
I was going to have Tracy make one as the handle for her ebin murder mace after she leveled up and got the Poison spell.
I was going to have Tracy make one as the handle for her ebin murder mace after she leveled up and got the Poison spell.
>>49960
No need to apologize, I was getting quite shmammered last night and was of little effective use
No need to apologize, I was getting quite shmammered last night and was of little effective use
>>49965
The monster-stats of creatures are just a guide to physiology, especially for animals: they can describe any creature that generally fits their physical description.
For example, "riding dogs" can be Saint Bernards, collies, huskies, wolf-hounds.. etc.
What kind of creature were you looking for, stat-wise?
The monster-stats of creatures are just a guide to physiology, especially for animals: they can describe any creature that generally fits their physical description.
For example, "riding dogs" can be Saint Bernards, collies, huskies, wolf-hounds.. etc.
What kind of creature were you looking for, stat-wise?
>>49970
Tiny viper is the standard snek familiar for a sorcerer/wizard, though I assume you want a lager one.
I like how familiars are able to use their master's skill ranks.
Tiny viper is the standard snek familiar for a sorcerer/wizard, though I assume you want a lager one.
I like how familiars are able to use their master's skill ranks.
>>49974
Wouldn't come easy, but don't stop trying.
Too bad ebin feats are so costly, I'd love to have Blinding Speed.
Wouldn't come easy, but don't stop trying.
Too bad ebin feats are so costly, I'd love to have Blinding Speed.
>>49975
That is a very nice feat. It's too bad so many of these require 25 ability points. The Divine Emissary class requires the Great Smite Feat, which also requires 25 Charisma
That is a very nice feat. It's too bad so many of these require 25 ability points. The Divine Emissary class requires the Great Smite Feat, which also requires 25 Charisma
Also, I'm an idiot for not using multiple weapons all this time when I spent the slots to give her improved multi-weapon fighting.
>>49978
Only at a -2 penalty if using light weapons on the off hands.
The extra two from the improved feat are at a -5 penalty, but I think it's worth it.
Only at a -2 penalty if using light weapons on the off hands.
The extra two from the improved feat are at a -5 penalty, but I think it's worth it.
>>49980
You can have pretty much anything as a cohort, although 1. it's effective character level must always be 2 levels below yours or more 2. you need the leadership points for it and 3. Level adjustment applies There's an expansion pack feat that lowers the level adjustment of dragons I hope GM will apply
For example, a Celestial Charger could be attracted as a cohort by a level 25 character, if they had the points for it. A Cauchemar Nightmare would be qualified for pretty much at level 21. The Epic Leadership list has an entire long list of creatures that super ebin level characters - like Thez was - having even wyern lesser dragons, or ancient and old greater dragons
You can have pretty much anything as a cohort, although 1. it's effective character level must always be 2 levels below yours or more 2. you need the leadership points for it and 3. Level adjustment applies There's an expansion pack feat that lowers the level adjustment of dragons I hope GM will apply
For example, a Celestial Charger could be attracted as a cohort by a level 25 character, if they had the points for it. A Cauchemar Nightmare would be qualified for pretty much at level 21. The Epic Leadership list has an entire long list of creatures that super ebin level characters - like Thez was - having even wyern lesser dragons, or ancient and old greater dragons
>>49984
Those creatures were presumably never intended to be attracted as cohorts, or possibly have a level adjustment of zero. I'd look at the level adjustment and effective character levels of similar creatures
Those creatures were presumably never intended to be attracted as cohorts, or possibly have a level adjustment of zero. I'd look at the level adjustment and effective character levels of similar creatures
>>49987
Definitely. I know I flaked in a number of ways yesterday, but it was a really good day for me on a business scale and its not going to be a common thing.
Definitely. I know I flaked in a number of ways yesterday, but it was a really good day for me on a business scale and its not going to be a common thing.
>>49990
You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment you gave her a few months ago, nor is she obligated to maintain that alignment. You've already changed it once. Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment you gave her a few months ago, nor is she obligated to maintain that alignment. You've already changed it once. Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
>>49992
>You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment
I'm not obligated to do anything: I want to do that.
Aside from having a semi-edgy demeanor, I haven't made very much progress in developing an ebil character. I figure a goal-oriented plan would be better for character development.
>Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
That was mostly a joke.
I do want to hunt some monsters though.
>You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment
I'm not obligated to do anything: I want to do that.
Aside from having a semi-edgy demeanor, I haven't made very much progress in developing an ebil character. I figure a goal-oriented plan would be better for character development.
>Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
That was mostly a joke.
I do want to hunt some monsters though.
>>49993
I'm just going to repeat for Tracy something that she said to Kiynen - that was promptly redacted. "Just stay away from my husband's humans. He can get very angry when they are messed with"
I'm just going to repeat for Tracy something that she said to Kiynen - that was promptly redacted. "Just stay away from my husband's humans. He can get very angry when they are messed with"
How the fuck are moths a symbol of death?
GM, do you consider Crows or Owls to be more of a symbol of death?
GM, do you consider Crows or Owls to be more of a symbol of death?
>>50009
This
Scavenging birds are often symbols of death. In Norse mythology, Eagles fill that niche, because they were often seen feeding on corpses after battles. Same thing goes for vultures in Greek society.
This
Scavenging birds are often symbols of death. In Norse mythology, Eagles fill that niche, because they were often seen feeding on corpses after battles. Same thing goes for vultures in Greek society.
While we're here, were there any visible ways of opening the doors in the chamber Trumpaladin and Tracy are in?
>>50017
Wood is flammable. After it burns a bit, she could use the hammer to break through and see what's inside.
Wood is flammable. After it burns a bit, she could use the hammer to break through and see what's inside.
[1d20+5 = 20]
Fuck it
Strength check to bust down door of cell to right of entrance/on left of map
Fuck it
Strength check to bust down door of cell to right of entrance/on left of map
>>50028
>expensive fucking cell doors
No, just the door that trapped them in. The cell doors are wood.
>expensive fucking cell doors
No, just the door that trapped them in. The cell doors are wood.
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