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>>50162
Did you give her the weapons finesse feat? I recall you declined to say she had it when selecting her feats
Did you give her the weapons finesse feat? I recall you declined to say she had it when selecting her feats
>>50164
There hasn't been enough time to do all of this adventuring and rear animals and craft dozens of daggers and train for and complete an entire feat
There hasn't been enough time to do all of this adventuring and rear animals and craft dozens of daggers and train for and complete an entire feat
[3d20 = 25]
The first DW is not in the best of shape, another one is unharmed, and a third has taken a hit.
Their turn, 2 attacking Trump
The first DW is not in the best of shape, another one is unharmed, and a third has taken a hit.
Their turn, 2 attacking Trump
>>50168
Uh... if those are touch attack based, well, his AC should be 22 (ring +3, Bracers are force based +5, ring shield is force based +4), and they should have a -1 on attacks from the spell (prayer), so the first attack should not land
Uh... if those are touch attack based, well, his AC should be 22 (ring +3, Bracers are force based +5, ring shield is force based +4), and they should have a -1 on attacks from the spell (prayer), so the first attack should not land
Hmmmm. Tracy's constitution isn't so great now that I look at it.
Stupid question, isn't there soeetime of online dnd program? Maybe we could use it for maps and shit?
GM, what did Snek hear?
GM, what did Snek hear?
>>50178
*sigh*
He already made a map, and marked where the people are on it
>>50179
The "Charisma based" is from the perspective of the monster. you know, if you want to level it up, or make it a cohort, or a player character or whatever, the way to increase the DC for that attack is to increase the charisma of the monster
*sigh*
He already made a map, and marked where the people are on it
>>50179
The "Charisma based" is from the perspective of the monster. you know, if you want to level it up, or make it a cohort, or a player character or whatever, the way to increase the DC for that attack is to increase the charisma of the monster
>>50185
Dice roll of 19 plus paladin's base of 10 plus 1 constitution modifier +5 divine grace charisma bonus +4 cloak of resistance resistance bonus +1 stone of good luck. I forgot to add the +1 bonus from the Prayer.
Trumpaladin is not fast. He cannot deal Infernius levels of damage. He cannot sneak or hide. He cannot cast ebin spells. But he can do one thing very well, and that is, get hit by the enemy without taking damage.
>>50186
I offered repeatedly to give her a +4 resistance cloak, but it was impossible to convince you that 4 is a larger number than 2
Dice roll of 19 plus paladin's base of 10 plus 1 constitution modifier +5 divine grace charisma bonus +4 cloak of resistance resistance bonus +1 stone of good luck. I forgot to add the +1 bonus from the Prayer.
Trumpaladin is not fast. He cannot deal Infernius levels of damage. He cannot sneak or hide. He cannot cast ebin spells. But he can do one thing very well, and that is, get hit by the enemy without taking damage.
>>50186
I offered repeatedly to give her a +4 resistance cloak, but it was impossible to convince you that 4 is a larger number than 2
>>50190
If the only thing you care about is saving throws, a Cloak of resistance is twice as effective per unit of cost than a cloak of charisma
If the only thing you care about is saving throws, a Cloak of resistance is twice as effective per unit of cost than a cloak of charisma
>>50191
Yeah, but a lot of her skills that I put ranks into are Charisma-based checks, like Bluff, Use Magick Device, Diplomacy, Intimidate, Handle Animal, Disguise, ect. And I'd already made the cloak.
Yeah, but a lot of her skills that I put ranks into are Charisma-based checks, like Bluff, Use Magick Device, Diplomacy, Intimidate, Handle Animal, Disguise, ect. And I'd already made the cloak.
>>50194
Infernius attempts to kick the trap-door in, and learns that even a ridiculous strength bonus doesn't defeat 6" of reinforced metal (the trap door is metal)
Infernius attempts to kick the trap-door in, and learns that even a ridiculous strength bonus doesn't defeat 6" of reinforced metal (the trap door is metal)
>>50195
No, go down the stairs to see what it is first! We've got the wraiths covered
Yes, you add the constitution bonus. In Torcuil's case, that's +1
No, go down the stairs to see what it is first! We've got the wraiths covered
Yes, you add the constitution bonus. In Torcuil's case, that's +1
>>50197
Okay then, I go with my original stupid plan. Torc heads down the stairs dragging a wary Snek along.
Okay then, I go with my original stupid plan. Torc heads down the stairs dragging a wary Snek along.
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[5d20 = 48]
"I came here to Smite Evil and to steal waifus. And I can see you're all out of waifus."
Trumpaladin slashes at the wraiths with Featherfall and 3 smite evils. Please note that with the impressive charisma modifier on smite evil from eagles splendor, even the third smite attack gives a combined attack bonus of +26
Smite Smite Smite Slash Slash
"I came here to Smite Evil and to steal waifus. And I can see you're all out of waifus."
Trumpaladin slashes at the wraiths with Featherfall and 3 smite evils. Please note that with the impressive charisma modifier on smite evil from eagles splendor, even the third smite attack gives a combined attack bonus of +26
Smite Smite Smite Slash Slash
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>>50205
Vanderiem has a unique ability allowing him to make an additional attack in a round three times a day. It's like haste's additional attack, except that the additional attack is at the attack bonus of the last and weakest attack, and not the first and strongest
Vanderiem has a unique ability allowing him to make an additional attack in a round three times a day. It's like haste's additional attack, except that the additional attack is at the attack bonus of the last and weakest attack, and not the first and strongest
I gtg for an hour or so, see you guys then
[1d20 = 11]
>>50204
Tracy makes an Opportunist strike with her sword, in case any of the big wraiths didn't fall yet.
>>50204
Tracy makes an Opportunist strike with her sword, in case any of the big wraiths didn't fall yet.
Trump will have gotten a cleave strike also, I;m just determining which hit the first one died on. I'm assuming that's the plan, kill the wounded one and then go to the next?
>>50216
Precisely. Smite damage is +17, prayer adds +1 to each damage roll, and the strength bonus is like 7.5 to each attack, plus Vanderiem's +7
Precisely. Smite damage is +17, prayer adds +1 to each damage roll, and the strength bonus is like 7.5 to each attack, plus Vanderiem's +7
>>50215
I was waiting to hear if the chain was Defending or not, but sure,m attack with that instead if she's not in range.
I was waiting to hear if the chain was Defending or not, but sure,m attack with that instead if she's not in range.
>>50215
K. DW1 fell on second smite, roll for that cleave on the new one, and that one takes a smite and a strike.
K. DW1 fell on second smite, roll for that cleave on the new one, and that one takes a smite and a strike.
>>50221
Probably. I very sincerely doubt that the three strikes Trumpaladin lands on it (probably the undamaged wraith) will be enough to fell it. But wait for GM
Probably. I very sincerely doubt that the three strikes Trumpaladin lands on it (probably the undamaged wraith) will be enough to fell it. But wait for GM
[3d20 = 26]
>>50225
Did the big wraith fall yet?
If not, Tracy attacks it from he back, with her chain.
>>50225
Did the big wraith fall yet?
If not, Tracy attacks it from he back, with her chain.
>>50225
I thought she had initiative and spent her action moving back out of line of fire and casting eagle's splendor? Should be wraith's turn
I thought she had initiative and spent her action moving back out of line of fire and casting eagle's splendor? Should be wraith's turn
>>50226
The first one did.
>>50227
I'm getting to that. This is a deciding point as far as how extensive I want to make this place. The staircase was originally designed to be long and to connect to several floors. In all reality, it will take months to go through entirely. I'm thinking of making it just go to the "main" level though, for simplicity.
The first one did.
>>50227
I'm getting to that. This is a deciding point as far as how extensive I want to make this place. The staircase was originally designed to be long and to connect to several floors. In all reality, it will take months to go through entirely. I'm thinking of making it just go to the "main" level though, for simplicity.
Who's turn is it now?
[2d20 = 31]
>>50228
You're right, its the DW's turn, while 2 normal wraiths fill in where the one DW fell. One each, Trump first
>>50228
You're right, its the DW's turn, while 2 normal wraiths fill in where the one DW fell. One each, Trump first
[1d20+24 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 34]
>>50232
Uh. Rolling for Fortitude save. Also Tracy should be out of line for attack, so both should be on Trumpaladin
"Thank Elway we have those buffing spells. And that wraiths only do a small amount of normal damage"
[1d20+24 = 34]
>>50232
Uh. Rolling for Fortitude save. Also Tracy should be out of line for attack, so both should be on Trumpaladin
"Thank Elway we have those buffing spells. And that wraiths only do a small amount of normal damage"
[1d6 = 4]
>>50236
Trump succeeds on his Fortitude save, but the DW landed a crit, which results in him being blinded for X rounds by dust, dirt, or general wraith-ness
>>50236
Trump succeeds on his Fortitude save, but the DW landed a crit, which results in him being blinded for X rounds by dust, dirt, or general wraith-ness
Hold on now, the DW that attacked Tracy also hit. She needs to roll a saving throw also
[1d20+13 = 16]
>>50249
Trumpaladin moves back and casts Remove Blindness on self. Rolling concentration check
>>50249
Trumpaladin moves back and casts Remove Blindness on self. Rolling concentration check
>>50265
Kill the last dread wraith, and all the rest can be either instakilled with a turn, or we can cut them down more easily
Kill the last dread wraith, and all the rest can be either instakilled with a turn, or we can cut them down more easily
>>50259
The last DW hits Tracy, roll a saving throw. The normal wraiths are almost comically unable to hit either Tracy or Trump.
The last DW hits Tracy, roll a saving throw. The normal wraiths are almost comically unable to hit either Tracy or Trump.
Tracy's turn
[7d20 = 73]
>forgot about improved multi-weapon fighting
Full round attack with Sword: -2 penalty
Additional attack with each claw:-2 penalty
Then two extra attacks with either claw: -5 penalty
>forgot about improved multi-weapon fighting
Full round attack with Sword: -2 penalty
Additional attack with each claw:-2 penalty
Then two extra attacks with either claw: -5 penalty
Wait, subtract two attacks from that...
>didn't invest in QuickDraw fear that would allow the sword to be drawn as a free action
That's also not quite how multi weapon fighting works. It's -4 or at least -2 on every attack, and I think that penalty might swallow up the third attack with the main weapon
That's also not quite how multi weapon fighting works. It's -4 or at least -2 on every attack, and I think that penalty might swallow up the third attack with the main weapon
[4d20 = 41]
>>50275
Yeah, that'll do it for the last one. The smaller ones aren't a concern unless they get 20s
>>50275
Yeah, that'll do it for the last one. The smaller ones aren't a concern unless they get 20s
>>50277
Itd be more simple to call it for the wraiths and say "Trump and Tracy curb-stomp the remainder"
Itd be more simple to call it for the wraiths and say "Trump and Tracy curb-stomp the remainder"
>>50278
To Fae:
>"If you're over your kikkinocephalusphobia, then please use your scent and tracking ability, and track down that mage. Just look for the scent of a humanoid, and subtract my scent and Torcuil's scent, which you should be familiar with. It's only been like what, two minutes tops? So the scent should be fresh"
To Fae:
>"If you're over your kikkinocephalusphobia, then please use your scent and tracking ability, and track down that mage. Just look for the scent of a humanoid, and subtract my scent and Torcuil's scent, which you should be familiar with. It's only been like what, two minutes tops? So the scent should be fresh"
Back, sorry.
So, did Trumpaladin finish them off with a turn or what?
So, did Trumpaladin finish them off with a turn or what?
[1d20+21 = 36]
>>50284
What about the cells? Is there anything of interest in there? Objects or mechanisms.
Search check, to search the halls for anything of interest.
>>50284
What about the cells? Is there anything of interest in there? Objects or mechanisms.
Search check, to search the halls for anything of interest.
>>50284
Are the doors at the very end of the hallway also closed?
>>50282
He's only got two level 4 spells though, and Deathward (and break enchantment) are so useful. Are you sure you wouldn't rather wait for Infernius?
"If only we had a Rogue here. She could do a Decipher Script check on the runes" Trumpaladin says to no one in particular
Are the doors at the very end of the hallway also closed?
>>50282
He's only got two level 4 spells though, and Deathward (and break enchantment) are so useful. Are you sure you wouldn't rather wait for Infernius?
"If only we had a Rogue here. She could do a Decipher Script check on the runes" Trumpaladin says to no one in particular
>>50287
"Infernius! Infernius! Hey, we killed the wraiths, but these doors won't open. Could you go down that hallway to your left. At the very end of it, I think there's a set of levers that may operate this door system"
"Infernius! Infernius! Hey, we killed the wraiths, but these doors won't open. Could you go down that hallway to your left. At the very end of it, I think there's a set of levers that may operate this door system"
>>50289
I would bet money that Torcuil is closest to the mage. Infernius is right at the door and was trying to break it. I'm sending Fae to track him to know where he went. Also, for all we know, he went to those levers and used them to trap us
>>50292
"You don't know where the guy is, but I do know where I saw levers. Now go to the levers"
I would bet money that Torcuil is closest to the mage. Infernius is right at the door and was trying to break it. I'm sending Fae to track him to know where he went. Also, for all we know, he went to those levers and used them to trap us
>>50292
"You don't know where the guy is, but I do know where I saw levers. Now go to the levers"
I have to leave for a ~20
>>50304
GM said the runes were unidentifiable.
Also, I can't remember how many ranks I put in that atm...
Can the wood on the doors be burned?
GM said the runes were unidentifiable.
Also, I can't remember how many ranks I put in that atm...
Can the wood on the doors be burned?
>>50302
Tracy is shocked, as though by an electric fence, when attempting to phase through the walls that have been warded.
Tracy is shocked, as though by an electric fence, when attempting to phase through the walls that have been warded.
>>50308
I'm not gonna point out Torc has 18 ranks in both checks.
Nope not at all, instead Torc and Snek are using the stairs when GM decides how he wants to play the stairs
I'm not gonna point out Torc has 18 ranks in both checks.
Nope not at all, instead Torc and Snek are using the stairs when GM decides how he wants to play the stairs
>>50311
Yes, that goes for the floors as well. Tracy puts the fork in the socket a second time
Yes, that goes for the floors as well. Tracy puts the fork in the socket a second time
>>50322
Let me rephrase my question
"Why the fuck do sorcerors not get decipher script?"
Good thing mystic theurge is a thing
Let me rephrase my question
"Why the fuck do sorcerors not get decipher script?"
Good thing mystic theurge is a thing
>>50328
That's a thing for wizards.
I know theurges get it, but can we put more ranks in than our class lvl+3?
That's a thing for wizards.
I know theurges get it, but can we put more ranks in than our class lvl+3?
>tfw you thought you were smol earlier, but you're really medium.
Do they appear to come from / lead to anywhere?
Tracy looks into one of the larger tubes, to see what's in it.
Do they appear to come from / lead to anywhere?
Tracy looks into one of the larger tubes, to see what's in it.
Ah fuck, it feels good to be back at my PC
>>50335
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>50335
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
As Infernius arrives at and inspects the Lever in question, he sees that it is attached to a large box that is attached to the wall.
Torc and Snek continue walking the endless staircase
>>50355
She emerges to see the militant factions (gestapo, generals, cannons n such) looking at her expectantly.
She emerges to see the militant factions (gestapo, generals, cannons n such) looking at her expectantly.
>>50357
And now u shush, Infernius is the consequential detail.
Assuming Infernius has arrived at the switch (I'm talking more of his faggot than him), does he throw it?
And now u shush, Infernius is the consequential detail.
Assuming Infernius has arrived at the switch (I'm talking more of his faggot than him), does he throw it?
*Waits to see what happens*
<Waits
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