Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52979>Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us.Torc senses that someone is underestimating him again
>>52982All he needed was a simple mantle, and POOF he's immune to you
>>52981"Yea and theres that guy we can resurrect."
>>52984"I don't think we can just use sad alex, and Korak is not going to be friendly"
>>52985"Not korak the flashy one. You know the guys head thats in the main room."
>>52979Don't be a bitch. Your character literally radiates courage.
I say bring it on
if we can't win, I'll just run away.>>52983Not if he rolls a 1.
>>52983Well sorry Mr. Rain-on-everyone's-parade
>>52985Technically he would only hate Torc
>>52984"The best strategy to take would be to encourage the enemy to invade first, because no one will ever commit all of their forces to an invasion, they'd always leave a large portion behind to guard the homefront. But we could commit all of our forces to attack that reduced-size force, and we could do so on ground and terms favorable to us. Then, once that us destroyed, we quickly attack the enemy's territory while they are disorganzied and before they can rebuild their forces. And dthat's exactly what I tried to do, first when we thought we had dealt with Kefka, and then when we thought we could destroy the phylacteries in the pyramid. But now..."
>>52988>"Tracy, why you run away?">>52989Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
>>52991>"Okay. Why are you hiding?">>52992*sits down*
"The best I can figure is we go to Sparintenar and see what help and knowledge we can get there"
>>52990>Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him offHow can he be mad and Trump for Torc killing him...
And invading his ship...
And setting his slaves free...
>>52994>"Doing what? Why did you leave so ingloriously?">>52995Everytime Trump talks with a pirate he's blamed fro everything in the Korak incident. Although I agree, it's 100% Torcuil's fault
>>52996Kinds of non-lawful characters generally wouldn't be very trusting of paladins, especially pirates; you probably never really had a chance of making allies out of them. Their old boss is still dead too.
>>52998Every time he brings one back to life to try to bring him to his side.
I say just revive them all, give them some clothes to wear, and release them into the wild. Pirates should be free spirits.
>>53002DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
>>53000The
>checked is checked
>>53006Trumpaladin did an alignment check of Korak, and he was lawful evil
>>53007Oh, I thought he was Chaotic Neutral.
Guess that makes sense for a slave-trader.
>>53007But the crew¿
>evilHaven't you said
multiple times its a Paladins job to rid the world of evil?
>>52993"We buy some tech from gnomes?"
>>53008That would be Lenos
>>53009The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money, but are perfectly capable of obeying orders from a superior, and care about moral virtues like honesty, loyalty, and duty in their assessment of a man. That sounds like lawful evil to me. Why would they have an alignment different from Korak?
>>53010"I need a moment. At least"
>>53011>The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in moneyYou intend to pay them all salaries?
>>53012That was the plan at the time
>>53013I say just let them all go. They'll find work in the port themselves.
>>53011*hugs*
"Help me bring alex over here."
>>53015"I don't think we're finding him"
>>53017"What are you talking about? Hes over there"
*points to statue*
>>53020Ryuk guards him.
I wouldn't mess with Ryuk...
>>53023*walks over and grabs the statue and bings him over to the table*
>>53026Too bad you guys don't have a sorcerer that can turn flesh too stone
>>53027Well, vise versa in this case
Trumpaladin moves further away from Infernius, and then finds a couch to lay on and pout
Sad Alex's petrified body transmits radio signals across the entire continent.
Sadly, the gnomes have not yet released radio.