Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52353And stop fucking meta gaming
>switches alignment to evil
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
>>52353>the authorities"What authorities?"
>>52358Brad has little reason to use it though.
There's also the Undetectable Alignment spell.
>>52358Bullshit,you wouldn't exactly know.
>>52361This.
He'd have little reason to suspect anything in the first place.
>>52361Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
>>52358*Mr. Bones offers hot cup of covefefe*
Tracy gets up from her seat on her bed and begins pacing incessantly.
>>52366reeeeeeee roll the 1d100![1d100 = 62]>>52366Infernius may suffer a different effect.
The next answer Infernius gives must be a lie
>is wearing Burnt Juice to work today cuz -12 fucks
"Thez me hate you and love jews, me am thinking about converting to jewism."
>>52372Answer; no one asked a question.
>inb4 metafagging a way out of it [1d20+29 = 47]
>is bored
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
>>52376don't think I don't know what you're doing
>>52378Seriously, what are you talking about?
>>52378It's exactly what it looks like. She's practicing her skills to impress a crowd.
>>52361>>52359>>52362>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuffAnd Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt.
And her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell.
And she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.
Fuck off
>>52389What are you multiclassing in?
>>52355>>52359I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them"
>>52390In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
\r
>>52392>wait until the issue is "ripe."No. Wtf?
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.
>quote*confused expression*
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
>>52393"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
I can't believe I'm actually saying this...
What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
>>52400It's really more of hypothetical shitposting anyways
How often do you get feats?