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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1780 replies and 205 files omitted.
Anonymous
+4u0W
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No.52880
>>52876
This. Although I think the "not treating it as a threat" could have been solved very easily by having a group of wraiths or some other monsters drift out and perma-drain Tracy while she was "training" would have been a simple enough solution
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52881
Also, you can expect that the next adversity will not be one that can be put on the backburner
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52882
52883
>>52879
B-but would h-he get revived?
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52883
52884
>>52882
NO. He would NOT have. You're welcome.
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52884
52885
>>52883
Tbh I would have probally quit for like a week if Snek died
Anonymous
PHGLm
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No.52885
52890
>>52884
Loot doesn't come bac to life, m8.
Know this: although your character can come back to life in the Entertron, your equipment cannot: so keep it out of danger.
*polishes shoes*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52886
52890
*stares at mushroom cloud*
".... So.. What next?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52887
>>52867
Rude.
Anonymous
PHGLm
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No.52888
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>>52874
>deleting jimmy-rustling memes
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52889
>>52876
*flies to gnome city*
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52890
52892
>>52885
>locks Snek in a glassteel vault and never lets him out so he's safe
>now I can't use him and he's sad
This sucks
>>52886
"I've got some gnome friends we could visit. They could probally tell us the history of the airship, and we could find those fuckers."
Anonymous
4K0nC
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No.52891
52893 52894
Well I have a legal seminar class now. Can we have a set group of hours when activity is not going on, and massive plot elements don't literally explode during lecture?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52892
>>52890
You lose XP if he dies too, so keep him safe.
"I have some unfinished business with the faggots who run the dome up North..."
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52893
52895
>>52891
The building exploded as a precedent. Other than that, nothing significant is going on.
As for the "General hours" bit, I would like that too. In particular, I'm contemplating a prohibition on ridiculously-exhaustive sex scenes during critical hours (namely, weekends)
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52894
52896 52897 52898
I actually am very sorry for not taking your dungeon serious GM.
>>52891
I guess whatever times your lectures are, but I won't completely stop shitposting.
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52895
>>52893
>In particular, I'm contemplating a prohibition on ridiculously-exhaustive sex scenes during critical hours (namely, weekends)
Please do
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52896
52897 52898
>>52894
Me too...
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52897
>>52894
>>52896
I knew there was something off about it.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52898
52899 52900 52901
>>52894
>>52896
I don't want players to be sorry, it was poorly implemented on my part. What I do advise and request is that more attention be paid to the character's disposition, and less attention be to their faggot's. Yes, the faggot determines what the character does, but the character is the one who can die or experience consequences. I mean I could have had Thez maintain a vigil over the temple, as though it was something that could blow up at any time, or could possess numerous high-level spellcasters, but that would have been railroading.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52899
52903
>>52898
I suggest adding some railroading and mix it with the sandbox.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52900
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>>52898
>more attention be paid to the character's disposition, and less attention be to their faggot's
I can agree with that.
It's been getting pretty gay in recent weeks, with all of the out-of-character metafaggotry..
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52901
52902
>>52898
*flies to the suit shop*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52902
>>52901
*companies him*
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52903
52904 52905 52961
>>52899
>railroading
That reminds me, I forgot a critical element of the building exploding. Yes, there was the whisper of "This is not over," but there was also a tell-tale and familiar cackle of a malicious jester whom the party currently possesses the (a?) head of.
Yeah. I've been waiting to reveal that shit for months now.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52904
52906
>>52903
But we killed him
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52905
52907
>>52903
Oh shit..!
I was wondering when keeping his corpse was gonna' bite me in the ass..
*checks closet and sifts through skeletons to see if he's still there*
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52906
52911
>>52904
And there aren't a dozen or more spells that enable a particularly proficient spellcaster to perpetuate themselves with,... Trump even admitted being disappointed that he didn't have any equipment on him,... almost as though he didn't see the results of that encounter as consequential.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52907
52908
>>52905
His bits are still there
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52908
>>52907
Tracy breaths a sigh of relief, having confirmed that her favorite corpse is still intact.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52909
52910
For the record, I had thought that this would have been revealed in the Banquet Nuts thread (hence the OP image)
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52910
52913
>>52909
>Banquet Nuts
Jee, that was like 20 nuts ago.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52911
52912 52915
>>52906
Fucking magecucks!!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52912
52914 52925 52961
>>52911
>is a mage
But yes, mages are generally pussies that are always trying to cheat death in one way or another
>*Death-chan kisses Torcuil on the cheek*
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52913
52915
>>52910
Yeah, I know. I thought it was going to be revealed then, and then again during court city, and again with the temple.
So to summarize (though little has actually happened, but now the characters realize they're not as cushy as they may have thought):
Kefka is alive somehow. Consequently, the Spartan contingent desires to relay with command. The gnomes (good call) can be inquired about the airship, Cardishore is back on the table so to speak, and there are a variety of other cities and nation-states that are now within reach (cuz airship).
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52914
>>52912
Im not a mage, im a cleric.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52915
52916 52917
>>52913
I was expecting it, but didn't know when it would happen.
>>52911
Pretty sure a lot of gods can resurrect after time so long as they still have worshipers, or certain aspects of their portfolio remain as part of the universe.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52916
52917 52920
>>52915
Hmmm difficult if true.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52917
>>52915
Actually, I'm glad those necromancers didn't get their hands on any part of Kefka's body. That could've been uber-spooky apocalypse-tier..
*hides precious body-parts*
>>52916
If Kefka's powers were rooted deeply enough in this world, he might be good as immortal.
We still don't know just how power he is as a mage or a deity.
PHGLm
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No.52918
52919
[1d20+5 = 8]
Local Knowledge check, to learn wtf even is Cardishore.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52919
>>52918
>nope
Okay then...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52920
52921 52925
>>52916
Theomachia is on my list of stuff I wanna do on this campaign. Glad to have a second chance to kill him at full strength.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52921
52922 52926
>>52920
The xp we got was a lie.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52922
52923 52924
>>52921
On the contrary, the Xp was for the Terrasque, which is alive again also, but the "defeat" threshold was achieved
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52923
52924 52927
>>52922
Still feels off though.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52924
52927
>>52922
>>52923
Feels like i didnt earn it.
Anonymous
4K0nC
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No.52925
52926
>>52920
>>52912
It's not a god. Just a mage. A Mage like few others, to be sure, but the difference matters
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52926
52929
>>52921
You don't necessarily have to completely kill something to get XP from it. You can gain experience from removing the threat of an encounter, if you role-play it well enough.
Look on the bright side, we'll get to fight them both again at full or even heightened strength, so you'll have a chance to earn that XP seriously.
>>52925
>*slight disappointment*
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52927
52928
>>52923
>>52924
o_o
~_~
>_<
>out
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52928
52930 52956
>>52927
So long.
>leaves because banished
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52929
52931
>>52926
"Tracy you hear that laugh?!?! It sound like kefka!"