Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>53495You can have ~30 followers. How many Gestapo do you have?
>>53495>fighting niggersYou're CE now, right?
Go to the Plane of Shadow and see if you can recruit a Nightwalker as a Cohort. Tell him he can have unlimited watermelon and fried chikun.
>>53499Infernius? Never mind then.
>>53500It depends on gms interpretation of if hellstorming the kikes is chaotic evil or chaotic good.
I hope we'll get to play tomorrow.. If Anons are available.
>>53501>hellstorming kikesDefinitely good, chaotic
I'll be ready once a few things are determined
>>53505"Lavish and luxurious, by reputation. The whole city is a funnel for the world's wealth."
"Ships ready when you guys are."
Torc then teaches Snek how to pilot
>>53508"I'm ready."
*looks down at paladin, whose face is beneath her rear*
"Pretty sure he is too."
>>53506"Don't forget all the veryfuckingfastspeakinggnomesinthatpart"
>>53510Cardishore isn't the gnome city
>>53511Buts that's where I wanted to go
By way of the airship, all three places can be visited. The question then becomes which place to visit first (don't forget, the Spartans want to relay with their nation.
>>53513I say we roll a d100, highest wins
I say gnomes
[1d100 = 95] >>53514You present a persuasive argument
>>53516I really did roll out the lowest stats, didn't I...
>>53517I added to my Cha cause bard/sorcerer
>>53518You stated out with 15? Lucky you. One of mine rolled out negative.
>>53520You have 3 ability points.
Are we going to play tonight or not?
>>53522I'm delaying on baking a new bread for several reasons, many of which should seem obvious.
One which might not be obvious is that I'm curious how high the record can be set for post count in thread. ^_^
Tracy takes hold of the controls and begins steering the ship towards the mountains.
>>53528There's only so much discussion that can occur in a single day. The current discussion seems to be that the game be on standby for the time being, with the potential for irrelevant shitposting. But, it's only been a day, so who knows.
Can Tracy come out and play?
>>53538I thought The Game was supposed to be on hiatus for this week?
Tracy is currently dragging a very large wagon alone on a trail through the mountains.
Can anyone explain to me, like I'm an idiot, why I can't access the discord for more than three seconds?! It crashes my browser every goddamn time. I thought the problem would go away after I got new internet, but it didn't!
>>53540Maybe uninstall and reinstall the app?
>>53540I can't comment on that, other than discord is hit and miss with apps.
You,....
>>53541Tried that. Tried everything. I'm fucked on this computer.
It's been doing this all goddamn week.
>>53543Does Rabbit work for you?
GM hasn't seen the Equestria girls movies, so we need to make him do that >>53544I don't want to watch that.