Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>53549
There's a few details that need addressing yet, I can give you a rundown if you'll stop in and chat with Ben
There's a few details that need addressing yet, I can give you a rundown if you'll stop in and chat with Ben
*fluffy heads poke out of the windows on either side of the padded wagon*
"CHEEP!"
"CHEEP?"
"CHEEP!"
"CHEEP?"
>>53558
I left it as implied that she was regular warhorse sized. It's only a 15 DC check to assume hybrid shape, right?
I left it as implied that she was regular warhorse sized. It's only a 15 DC check to assume hybrid shape, right?
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>>53560
Tracy's birds are as big a mammoths.
The wagon I had in mind is like 5 times as big, and she still looks small pulling it by herself. Big, fancy, beautifully furnished wagon, with colorful drapes over the windows.
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Tracy's birds are as big a mammoths.
The wagon I had in mind is like 5 times as big, and she still looks small pulling it by herself. Big, fancy, beautifully furnished wagon, with colorful drapes over the windows.
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>>53566
You know damn well what I'm talk about
And by the way, if you want to have a fancy wagon, actually aquire the wagon. You want to attack whatever to get the wagon, actually attack whatever. You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving. Don't just say "oh yeah I have and did this shit"
You know damn well what I'm talk about
And by the way, if you want to have a fancy wagon, actually aquire the wagon. You want to attack whatever to get the wagon, actually attack whatever. You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving. Don't just say "oh yeah I have and did this shit"
>>53568
I didn't consider the wagon to be significant. She could just push it off of a cliff when she's done with it, if that's a problem.
>You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving.
I figured time had passed since the last session.
>You want to attack whatever
I will when I get the opportunity.
I didn't consider the wagon to be significant. She could just push it off of a cliff when she's done with it, if that's a problem.
>You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving.
I figured time had passed since the last session.
>You want to attack whatever
I will when I get the opportunity.
Glad to see nothing ever changes between Tracy's and Trump's faggots
>>53569
Technically, Tracy could have declared the start of the scene with "Tracy attacks the lead wagon-driver," so just having the wagon without going into detail is a compromise. Besides, I don't mind if the players do a little story-telling; a wagon (even a large one) is pretty mundane to cause a fuss over, especially at the start of a story.
Technically, Tracy could have declared the start of the scene with "Tracy attacks the lead wagon-driver," so just having the wagon without going into detail is a compromise. Besides, I don't mind if the players do a little story-telling; a wagon (even a large one) is pretty mundane to cause a fuss over, especially at the start of a story.
>>53570
I figured the action of killing 10-16 irrelevant, nonelite NPCs wasn't an issue, for the sake of a joke.
Bottom line is, Tracy, in one way or another, found a wagon just barely big enough to hold her birdies for a ride into the mountains to see their father.
I figured the action of killing 10-16 irrelevant, nonelite NPCs wasn't an issue, for the sake of a joke.
Bottom line is, Tracy, in one way or another, found a wagon just barely big enough to hold her birdies for a ride into the mountains to see their father.
>>53574
Uh, yes it is
>Non-elite
Says fucking who? Since when is it established that the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport. Or for that matter, when was it established that caravans even exist? In five months I don't believe I've heard a single mention
Uh, yes it is
>Non-elite
Says fucking who? Since when is it established that the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport. Or for that matter, when was it established that caravans even exist? In five months I don't believe I've heard a single mention
>>53573
Nonsense. Tracy may have >9 Wis, but she's experienced enough to be able to discern when victims wouldn't be able to put up any fight. She wouldn't seen a bunch of NPCs, thought "they look squishy enough", and then it would've been a quick and easy bloodbath. No significant consequences.
>>53575
>the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport.
Apparently, those kobolds in question weren't prepared for a wild horse attack.
Nonsense. Tracy may have >9 Wis, but she's experienced enough to be able to discern when victims wouldn't be able to put up any fight. She wouldn't seen a bunch of NPCs, thought "they look squishy enough", and then it would've been a quick and easy bloodbath. No significant consequences.
>>53575
>the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport.
Apparently, those kobolds in question weren't prepared for a wild horse attack.
>>53576
Yeah bullshit. Multiple times in combat we've gone up against enemies that were different than what we thought and Tracy's 9 wis didn't help her.
Did she know how powerful Trollestia was?
That what was Trollestia was actually Ponimaru?
That what she thought was Trollestia was actually a random unicorn?
>>53577
No, fuck you
>>53578
And fuck you too
Yeah bullshit. Multiple times in combat we've gone up against enemies that were different than what we thought and Tracy's 9 wis didn't help her.
Did she know how powerful Trollestia was?
That what was Trollestia was actually Ponimaru?
That what she thought was Trollestia was actually a random unicorn?
>>53577
No, fuck you
>>53578
And fuck you too
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>>53578
And when Trump wasn't looking Tracy killed forty happy merchants. She killed 40 happy merchants. That's as many as four tens.
And when Trump wasn't looking Tracy killed forty happy merchants. She killed 40 happy merchants. That's as many as four tens.
>>53581
Not only is that four and ten happy merchants, but that's equal unhappy families which is four times as many!
Not only is that four and ten happy merchants, but that's equal unhappy families which is four times as many!
>>53585
>implying
I'm saying thats alot of yids that would be doing funeral processions. Infernius might get a chance to get Aushwifty
>implying
I'm saying thats alot of yids that would be doing funeral processions. Infernius might get a chance to get Aushwifty
>>53587
Right, so kobolds. It looks like they had raided a large merchant wagon and Tracy was reclaiming lost transport. Or she grabbed a wagon on her way out of town, cuz they have those.
Right, so kobolds. It looks like they had raided a large merchant wagon and Tracy was reclaiming lost transport. Or she grabbed a wagon on her way out of town, cuz they have those.
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>>53589
Oh stop it, m8. Nobody else has a problem with a few irrelevant happy merchants dying offscreen. Learn to handle the bantz.
Oh stop it, m8. Nobody else has a problem with a few irrelevant happy merchants dying offscreen. Learn to handle the bantz.
>>53593
>start shit
It only "starts shit" because you insist on getting butthurt and reading into it to much.
>start shit
It only "starts shit" because you insist on getting butthurt and reading into it to much.
>>53594
There's no reading into what is explicitly stated. And there's literally no reason for you to do this shit either. It doesn't serve any purpose
There's no reading into what is explicitly stated. And there's literally no reason for you to do this shit either. It doesn't serve any purpose
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