Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>53547Perhaps, but its still ponies
>>53548I'd rather not, desu.
So, is The Game ready for this week? I want to play.
This thread is cripplingly long.
>>53549There's a few details that need addressing yet, I can give you a rundown if you'll stop in and chat with Ben
>>53554So what's she doing with the wagon? Don't say pulling it.
>>53555She's taking her birds to visit their father for the weekend.
*fluffy heads poke out of the windows on either side of the padded wagon*
"CHEEP!"
"CHEEP?"
>>53556>>53557Big fuggin wagon. Pulled by a wee pastel pony. Its allowed, but it also presents a funny image
>>53558I left it as implied that she was regular warhorse sized. It's only a 15 DC check to assume hybrid shape, right?
>>53554>>53558>A small blue pony named "Tr--ie" pulls a wagon>>53559Does she need to be? It's a hell of a lot easier to pull a big load on wheels than to carry it
>>53559However you want to do it is fine, but the image of wee Tracy amuses me
>>53560the birbs need a much larger wagon
>>53560Tracy's birds are as big a mammoths.
The wagon I had in mind is like 5 times as big, and she still looks small pulling it by herself. Big, fancy, beautifully furnished wagon, with colorful drapes over the windows.
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>>53563Sure. That's what they were.
>>53562>>53564Can you please not start shit this weekend?
>>53565What do you mean "start shit"?
>>53566Don't start a fire using shit
>>53566You know damn well what I'm talk about
And by the way, if you want to have a fancy wagon, actually aquire the wagon. You want to attack whatever to get the wagon, actually attack whatever. You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving. Don't just say "oh yeah I have and did this shit"
>>53568I didn't consider the wagon to be significant. She could just push it off of a cliff when she's done with it, if that's a problem.
>You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving.I figured time had passed since the last session.
>You want to attack whateverI will when I get the opportunity.
>>53569You want to "kill off a small caravan" it can't happen off screen you lazy meta-gaming fuck
Glad to see nothing ever changes between Tracy's and Trump's faggots
>>53569Technically, Tracy could have declared the start of the scene with "Tracy attacks the lead wagon-driver," so just having the wagon without going into detail is a compromise. Besides, I don't mind if the players do a little story-telling; a wagon (even a large one) is pretty mundane to cause a fuss over, especially at the start of a story.
>>53572I don't give a shit about the wagon, it's the "killed a caravan"
>>53570I figured the action of killing 10-16 irrelevant, nonelite NPCs wasn't an issue, for the sake of a joke.
Bottom line is, Tracy, in one way or another, found a wagon just barely big enough to hold her birdies for a ride into the mountains to see their father.
>>53574Uh, yes it is
>Non-eliteSays fucking who? Since when is it established that the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport. Or for that matter, when was it established that caravans even exist? In five months I don't believe I've heard a single mention
>>53573Nonsense. Tracy may have >9 Wis, but she's experienced enough to be able to discern when victims wouldn't be able to put up any fight. She wouldn't seen a bunch of NPCs, thought "they look squishy enough", and then it would've been a quick and easy bloodbath. No significant consequences.
>>53575>the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport.Apparently, those kobolds in question weren't prepared for a wild horse attack.
>>53575Does it really matter? It's just "Tracy killed something." leave it at that.
>>53576Yeah bullshit. Multiple times in combat we've gone up against enemies that were different than what we thought and Tracy's 9 wis didn't help her.
Did she know how powerful Trollestia was?
That what was Trollestia was actually Ponimaru?
That what she thought was Trollestia was actually a random unicorn?
>>53577No, fuck you
>>53578And fuck you too
>>53578Yes. She's a naughty, naughty, ebil mare.
>>53578And when Trump wasn't looking Tracy killed
forty happy merchants. She killed 40 happy merchants. That's as many as four tens.
>>53579They were fucking kobolds, m8. 1/4 CR. Stop mourning field monsters.
>>53581Kek
>>53581Not only is that four and ten happy merchants, but that's equal unhappy families which is four times as many!
>>53585>implyingI'm saying thats alot of yids that would be doing funeral processions. Infernius might get a chance to get Aushwifty
>>53586Stop fucking around with a joke
>>53587Right, so kobolds. It looks like they had raided a large merchant wagon and Tracy was reclaiming lost transport. Or she grabbed a wagon on her way out of town, cuz they have those.
>>53589Oh stop it, m8. Nobody else has a problem with a few irrelevant happy merchants dying offscreen. Learn to handle the bantz.
>>53592No, it's because you're starting shit within 20 minutes of coming back
>>53593>start shitIt only "starts shit" because you insist on getting butthurt and reading into it to much.
>>53594There's no reading into what is explicitly stated. And there's literally no reason for you to do this shit either. It doesn't serve any purpose
>>53595>no reasonI don't need a reason. It's for fun.
>>53595The purpose is to tell a story. In this story, Tracy "got" a wagon, and is taking birbs to hopefully see their father.