Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52304This, also Infernius would feel an almost immediate and intense feeling of joy and giggling.
>>52299One last cup wouldn't hurt.
>>52307*Infernuis breaks into a laughing fit*
>>52308And then he begins sobbing becuase his faggot is whatching hellstorm.
>>52239What would the XP cost for such a spell be?
>>52311Jesus Christ you're back on this again
>>52312I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
>>52313Yeah, I'm just over a 1/2 hour in
>>52314>GM pulls the first leaflet from a large folder headed "No"You can start by explaining why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered into a form that - at best - she's only read about.
>>52315>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently alteredShoot..
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
>>52315GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?
>bagpipes play in background >>52315Does the information i learned here transfer to Infernuis?
>>52318Makes more sense than Theurge, desu.
>>52318Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?
>>52321TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.
>>52322This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple
thousand germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Spoiler alert, the next adversary the party faced was going to be "blacks",... basically Wights except augmented to be a legit threat
Also, I'll admit that its been several years since I saw such a documentary - might even have been this one or parts of - on account of the purveysive feeling of despair that it invokes. I knew all about Dresden, the behavior of the Soviets toward civilians, but every time I watch these docus I am impressed with the vast and nigh-infinite level of scope and detail that is behind the truth and the obfuscation of it. That Germany and the Nazis 'enjoy' the infamy and contempt that is rightfully visited on the allies and most especially the soviets - and that this disinformation continues day by day, with every virtue signalled re-affirmation of "muh death camps" and "6 gorrilion" - is enervating to the core.
>>52330>>52328Switch Infernuis alignment to chaotic evil, because thats what is coming for the court city.
>>52328I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
>>52321GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.
>>52324Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?
>>52335No lie, I was about to ask if you had a link.
Thanks anon.
>>52331Why would what Infernius be thinking be "evil"?
>>52333>tradeNo
"Hm ferlimor sterk isiib," Thez says, the covfefe taking full effect.
>>52334Stay away from our shekel farmer
>>52339Can I splurge three levels on Wishes?
>>52342Just wondering.
With a deep sigh, Trumpaladin asks Tracy for a favor
>>52346"I sense a disturbance... A few doors down. How good are you at forgery?"
>>52339Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
>>52347I can't remember how many ranks atm."Well, caligraphy is more of a unicorn trade, but I can
try.. What do you need?"
>>52348I was wondering if someone else could cast using her XP, but I'll take that as a no...
>>52349She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
>>52349First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).
>>52350That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.
>>52350"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
>>52353Kike enabler i will track them down
>>52353"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."