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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1780 replies and 201 files omitted.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52305
>>52304
This, also Infernius would feel an almost immediate and intense feeling of joy and giggling.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52306
>>52299
One last cup wouldn't hurt.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52307
52308
>>52303
"Uh Ana are you okay?"
*sips covfefe*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52308
52309
>>52307
*Infernuis breaks into a laughing fit*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52309
52310
>>52308
And then he begins sobbing becuase his faggot is whatching hellstorm.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52310
52313
>>52309
I've got the time
>watching
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52311
52312
>>52239
What would the XP cost for such a spell be?
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52312
52314
>>52311
Jesus Christ you're back on this again
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52313
52315
>>52310
You watching too?
Anonymous
PHGLm
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No.52314
52315 52316
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>>52312
I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52315
52317 52318 52319
>>52313
Yeah, I'm just over a 1/2 hour in
>>52314
>GM pulls the first leaflet from a large folder headed "No"
You can start by explaining why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered into a form that - at best - she's only read about.
Anonymous
uCAMc
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No.52316
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>>52314
Uh huh. I call bullshit
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52317
>>52315
>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered
Shoot..
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52318
52323 52324
>>52315
GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?
>bagpipes play in background
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52319
52320 52322
>>52315
Does the information i learned here transfer to Infernuis?
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52320
52329
>>52319
You mean the video?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52322
52324
>>52319
Maybe the anger would.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52323
>>52318
Makes more sense than Theurge, desu.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52324
52330 52333
>>52318
Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?
>>52321
TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.
>>52322
This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple thousand germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52325
52326 52327
Spoiler alert, the next adversary the party faced was going to be "blacks",... basically Wights except augmented to be a legit threat
Anonymous
uCAMc
?
No.52326
image.gif
>>52325
Reeeee no spoilers!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52327
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>52325
>Wights
Wights are spoopy asf.
Winterwights and Lavawights are even cooler.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52328
52331 52332
Also, I'll admit that its been several years since I saw such a documentary - might even have been this one or parts of - on account of the purveysive feeling of despair that it invokes. I knew all about Dresden, the behavior of the Soviets toward civilians, but every time I watch these docus I am impressed with the vast and nigh-infinite level of scope and detail that is behind the truth and the obfuscation of it. That Germany and the Nazis 'enjoy' the infamy and contempt that is rightfully visited on the allies and most especially the soviets - and that this disinformation continues day by day, with every virtue signalled re-affirmation of "muh death camps" and "6 gorrilion" - is enervating to the core.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52329
52330
>>52320
Yes.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52330
52331
>>52329
see >>52324

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52331
52334 52339
>>52330
>>52328
Switch Infernuis alignment to chaotic evil, because thats what is coming for the court city.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52332
>>52328
I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52333
52335 52339
>>52321
GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.
>>52324
Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?

Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52334
52338 52341
>>52331
and everything Semitic inside port barry. Yes including the diamond monger.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52335
52336
>>52333
https://youtu.be/27UvzDRiLAc
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52336
52337
>>52335
No lie, I was about to ask if you had a link.
Thanks anon.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52337
>>52336
Genocide now!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52338
52342
>>52334
How many shekels per day does he produce anyway?
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52339
52340 52344 52349
>>52331
Why would what Infernius be thinking be "evil"?
>>52333
>trade
No
"Hm ferlimor sterk isiib," Thez says, the covfefe taking full effect.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52340
>>52339
An eye for an eye.
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52341
52343
>>52334
Stay away from our shekel farmer
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52342
52344
>>52338
i dont care about his sheckles
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52343
>>52341
No
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52344
52348
>>52339
Can I splurge three levels on Wishes?
>>52342
Just wondering.
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52345
52346
With a deep sigh, Trumpaladin asks Tracy for a favor
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52346
52347
>>52345
"Yes, Flashy?"
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52347
52350
>>52346
"I sense a disturbance... A few doors down. How good are you at forgery?"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52348
52350
>>52344
Can Tracy cast wish?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52349
52351 52352
>>52339
Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52350
52352 52353
>>52347
I can't remember how many ranks atm.
"Well, caligraphy is more of a unicorn trade, but I can try.. What do you need?"
>>52348
I was wondering if someone else could cast using her XP, but I'll take that as a no...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52351
>>52349
She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52352
>>52349
First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).
>>52350
That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.

Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52353
52354 52355 52356 52359
>>52350
"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52354
>>52353
Kike enabler i will track them down
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52355
52360 52392
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>>52353
"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."