Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52089Why would i watch the negro football league?
>>52099Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
>>52101Ikr.
It's a machine of false football.
>>52101If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
>>52098Stopped working for me, for some reason..
How ling would it take to make/charge a Wand of True Strike?
>>52093Same
You guys still watching the movie?
Tracy, in Nightmare form, has a carry 612 pounds as a light load. Can she still use Tumble while Brad is riding her, or is he still too heavy to Tumble efficiently while carrying?
>>52111Depends on his riding skill
>>52112He has 10 ranks, and the magick shoes give him an additional 10 while he's riding her.
>>52113Then yeah, I'd allow it with a simple riding check
Tracy grinds in the Entertron
"What if we make carriages that dont need horses to go?"
>>52118Oh, I get it
>stick head in entertron>body regenerates>kill new person>regenerates again>kill again>repeat>>52117"You mean cars? We had tons of those in Scotland."
>>52119GM explicitly said we couldn't get moar XP for killing someone twice.
>>52120That's right, holodeck gives feats.
>>52122He did, didn't he
>>52121"Yeah, large metal carriages that moved by an engine."
>>52123"Yes me have same idea out of nowhere! Weird."
>>52117"Back at home, we just make dropouts do it."
Make the Ghost Chariot first.
>>52125"Yeah they do same thing in germaneigh."
>>52124>>52126"Sure, we had a
lot of cool stuff where I'm from. I mainly knew how the stuff worked in general, but I was fucked when it came to specifics"
>>52128"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
>>52111Horse acrobat is best acrobat.
>>52117"Now why would you ever want to get rid of the horse?"
>>52119"How'd that Nicola Sturgeon work out for ya?"
>>52124"Uh huh"
>>52129"What,if we make electronic devices were we role play?"
>>52134That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
>>52138Lipizzaners are horse masterrace.
>tfw you can use Tumble instead of perform >>52138"See? Now can your horse-less carriage do that? I didn't think so"
>>52140I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
>>52139Its like the horses in oblivion but in real life.
>>52140"We add system of hydrologic lifting."
[1d20+10 = 30]>>52145Uh... okay...
Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy perform
Modifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone