Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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I'd rather put the symbol right on her plot, but idk if that's allowed. Putting it on the robe would make it into an even more effective weapon, and would effectively allow her to attack her enemies with Cloak Dance.
>>53395reeeee*pulls pony ass away from Minotaur and hides it*
>>53397"Not my fault,*mumbles something about ponies and childhood*"
>>53397"Don't worry, Flashy. My plot belongs to you now."
>>53401Tracy notices that Trumpaladin failed to hide his sexual penetration of her
*hugs pony, and nuzzles*
>>53403*nuzzles a little more*
"Well, I can't say I know where to go from here"
*puts both hands on pony rump and humps*
>>53405"I feel like I'm shit out of luck. Like what I thought I knew was wrong, like now it will all come down crashing upon me"
*thrusts into pony* >>53406"Does that worry you, Flashy? Even if things get tough, I'll be here for you."
*humps back, pushing her soft, pillowing plot-cheeks into his groin* >>53407*hugs pony*
"I guess it does worry me. What are we to do?"
but he's already deep inside her, pushing against her walls with great force >>53381Yes, now is the time for that
>>53386Kek
>>53396So, an enchanted tattoo? "I've got one of those!"
>>53408"Well, that's for you to decide, isn't it? What do you want to do?"
*plot cheeks flatten against him, her insides winking and clamping down with herculean might* >>53409Great, she could use a thin veil of the AoD to slightly obscure Cage's face, but use it as a weapon on other times.
Is mooning your enemy considered a free action if you're not wearing pants?
>>53409"Hey thez me got something for you."
>>53410"I don't know... I guess look for allies? We can't do this alone"
And now, Tracy learns the strength of Man, as the invading appendage hardens almost to a diamond and pushes back against the walls with incredible might, invading and retreating repeatedly, second by second >>53413"What kind of allies are you looking for, and for what?"
*clamps down* >>53414"Anyone to fight or distract"
Alas, she does not have the power to stop him. *thrusts anyways* >>53411I suppose so, but the process of getting an enchanted tattoo as that will be extensive
>>53416o_O
>>53417"Tracy, I'm really glad to have you here"
*hugs pony*
but is still strongly resisting the hugs inside of pony, where he maintains a sort of freedom of movement >>53418When I asked for it on the robe, I was referring to how Symbol of Insanity could be made permanent o objects or places with the Permanency spell. I figured a robe with such a deadly spell cast on it could make for a very effective weapon of disruption and chaos.
>>53419"I'm glad to have you here too, Flashy."
>>53421I need to murder shit really quickly, if I want to recover the levels I'm about to give up.
>>53422>>53424Pic related marches in, slaps Trump with the stop sign and speaks
"Stop fucking already, Torc wants you at the airship."
He then disappears
>>53428"Hey man back off! Thez my waifu!"
>>53429"The guy who interrupted us and slapped me. Who else?"
>>53432If only there were someone who were faster than you, could run, and could spot and search
>>53436He's gone though. There's nothing to stab
>>53435The thing, whatever it was, disappeared, probably stopped existing altogether.
She would've stabbed him otherwise.
>>53437You can't just attack and then move out of space suddenly
>>53440Do you think I forget when that weeaboo horse disappeared and Tracy said "oh no you don't"?
>>53442You didn't declare that. And stab the summon