Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52928*barbed kunai sinks into back*
"Get over here!"
>>52929*tosses skeleton back into closet*
"That it did. Looks like the cosplaying freak is still around somehow."
>>52931"If he back maybe terrasque is back too."
>>52932*wipes sweat*
"Hahaha.. Why would you think that?"
[1d20+20 = 36]>>52934Bluff"N-nothing... Didn't the dog-thing turn into a football?"
[1d20 = 15]>>52935Counter!
"Maybe me havent looked in awhile,maybe me walk down to field then come back."
>>52936"Uhm.. Uh... Sure... You go do that..."
*nervous whistling*
"The football disentigrated. I saw it while showing the stadium to... Someone, and Fae confirmed it"
>>52939"Me think tracy knows something."
[1d20+21 = 32]
Rolling to Hide
>>52942"When me mentioned that terrasque
Could be back, she started sweating and stuttering."
>>52943"Aaaand then, she ran. Alright,
Now I'm convinced."
*sigh*
>>52944"Lets go find out what she knows!"
>>52941"You can't hide while we're looking straight at you, you furry nigger"
[1d20+21 = 29]
Rolling to Move Silently
*puts on disguise*
For if you ever find her Xp
>>52952So we can count Tracy as gone?
You can't hide while being observed, by the way, and you need concealment. She'd at least need to run first
>>52954Infernius turned around to go look in some field; and your character wasn't speaking, so there was nothing to say he was in the same room.
>>52928"Well, now what? Kefka is back. Those three lichs are definitely coming back. I don't know if the Tarasque is back but it isn't contained as a football, of that I am sure. We can't even keep the damned group rogue from trying to kill and rob White people. AND WHY IS THAT FUCKING DRAGON STILL ALIVE!" Trumpaladin loses his cool in that last statement
"So... what do we do?"
*sighs*
under his breath "at least I am free now" >>52956"Well me say we should start by looking for tracy to see what she knows. The dragon lives because lennos is sweet on her."
>>52957"How do you find Tracy? Neither of us are as fast as her and we don't have the ability to find her while she's hiding. Fae is fast enough, she can spot and listen as well. She can track her scent. That might work. Torcuil could scry on Tracy. I'm mostly just worried about her doing harm.
If she's coming back for anything, it's those birds. She loves those more than pretty much anything. Except crime and crafting I guess.
That fucking dragon lives because
Torcuil and Thez are sweet on her. Lenos only found out she existed much later."
[1d20+20 = 24]
>incognito
Rolling to Gather Information about Cardishore.
>>52960"Eh, this really is not the way I wanted the break up to happen. But I guess I'll take it"
>>52959Because doing that while the GM is unambiguously unavailable is going to be super effective
>>52964"I meant between myself and Tracy"
>>52959>Running away from the group because you don't want to reveal critical information, and then staying away so you can complete some quest or whatever by yourselfYou're a dick by the way. If you want to play a single player game that is perfectly tailored for your particular preferences, buy a video game. GM spent hours building that dungeon and you made him throw it all away when you just went "oh I don't want to do that, I want to do something else"
>>52966Tracy had every reason to avoid talking about that.
>>52965"But tracy love you uncondi-tionally."
>>52968And those reasons were? It's an excuse to be anti-social and uncooperative
>>52969"That's false. I think you know that"
>>52970"She say that she do anything for you and foal though."
>>52971"Do you believe that?"
>>52972Why you bring out the cute ponies?
>>52976"Find forc, rally the troops and invade!"
>>52977I guess Torc is now a fork
>>52977"Infernius, you don't understand. The enemy is far stronger than we anticipated. Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us. Those liches are almost our equals. There will be an entire garrison there. And we'll be facing all of them at once. And now there are only three of us."
>>52979"Lets see if we can open alex."
>>52980"What? Do you mean Sad Alex?"