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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1780 replies and 206 files omitted.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52930
>>52928
*barbed kunai sinks into back*
"Get over here!"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52931
52932
>>52929
*tosses skeleton back into closet*
"That it did. Looks like the cosplaying freak is still around somehow."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52932
52933
>>52931
"If he back maybe terrasque is back too."
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52933
52934
>>52932
*wipes sweat*
"Hahaha.. Why would you think that?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52934
52935
>>52933
"What you know?
*leans in and sqwints*
PHGLm
?
No.52935
52936
[1d20+20 = 36]
>>52934
Bluff
"N-nothing... Didn't the dog-thing turn into a football?"
C6gcl
?
No.52936
52937
[1d20 = 15]
>>52935
Counter!
"Maybe me havent looked in awhile,maybe me walk down to field then come back."
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52937
>>52936
"Uhm.. Uh... Sure... You go do that..."
*nervous whistling*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52938

Anonymous
4K0nC
?
No.52939
52940
"The football disentigrated. I saw it while showing the stadium to... Someone, and Fae confirmed it"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52940
52942
>>52939
"Me think tracy knows something."
PHGLm
?
No.52941
52946 52947
[1d20+21 = 32]
Rolling to Hide
Anonymous
4K0nC
?
No.52942
52943
>>52940
"Why do you say that?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52943
52944
>>52942
"When me mentioned that terrasque
Could be back, she started sweating and stuttering."
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52944
52945
>>52943
"Aaaand then, she ran. Alright, Now I'm convinced."
*sigh*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52945
>>52944
"Lets go find out what she knows!"
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52946
>>52941
"You can't hide while we're looking straight at you, you furry nigger"
C6gcl
?
No.52947
[1d20 = 17]
>>52941
Perception
PHGLm
?
No.52948
[1d20+21 = 29]
Rolling to Move Silently
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52949
52951
I g2g for a bit
C6gcl
?
No.52951
[1d20 = 6]
>>52949
*dabs on*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52952
52953
*puts on disguise*
For if you ever find her Xp
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52953
>>52952
So we can count Tracy as gone?
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52954
52955
You can't hide while being observed, by the way, and you need concealment. She'd at least need to run first
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52955
53125
>>52954
Infernius turned around to go look in some field; and your character wasn't speaking, so there was nothing to say he was in the same room.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52956
52957
>>52928
"Well, now what? Kefka is back. Those three lichs are definitely coming back. I don't know if the Tarasque is back but it isn't contained as a football, of that I am sure. We can't even keep the damned group rogue from trying to kill and rob White people. AND WHY IS THAT FUCKING DRAGON STILL ALIVE!" Trumpaladin loses his cool in that last statement

"So... what do we do?"
*sighs*

under his breath "at least I am free now"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52957
52958
>>52956
"Well me say we should start by looking for tracy to see what she knows. The dragon lives because lennos is sweet on her."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52958
52960
>>52957
"How do you find Tracy? Neither of us are as fast as her and we don't have the ability to find her while she's hiding. Fae is fast enough, she can spot and listen as well. She can track her scent. That might work. Torcuil could scry on Tracy. I'm mostly just worried about her doing harm.

If she's coming back for anything, it's those birds. She loves those more than pretty much anything. Except crime and crafting I guess.

That fucking dragon lives because Torcuil and Thez are sweet on her. Lenos only found out she existed much later."
PHGLm
?
No.52959
52962 52966
[1d20+20 = 24]
>incognito
Rolling to Gather Information about Cardishore.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52960
52962
>>52958
" try saying the wedding will be on faster if she comes out
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52961
>>52903
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I TORC KILLED HIM
>>52912
>Torc blushes
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52962
52964
>>52960
"Eh, this really is not the way I wanted the break up to happen. But I guess I'll take it"

>>52959
Because doing that while the GM is unambiguously unavailable is going to be super effective
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52964
52965 52967
>>52962
"Break up?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52965
52967 52969
>>52964
"I meant between myself and Tracy"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52966
52968 53125 53130
>>52959
>Running away from the group because you don't want to reveal critical information, and then staying away so you can complete some quest or whatever by yourself
You're a dick by the way. If you want to play a single player game that is perfectly tailored for your particular preferences, buy a video game. GM spent hours building that dungeon and you made him throw it all away when you just went "oh I don't want to do that, I want to do something else"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52967
>>52964
>>52965
>>52965
WHAT
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52968
52970
>>52966
Tracy had every reason to avoid talking about that.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52969
52970
>>52965
"But tracy love you uncondi-tionally."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52970
52971 52972
>>52968
And those reasons were? It's an excuse to be anti-social and uncooperative

>>52969
"That's false. I think you know that"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52971
52973
>>52970
"She say that she do anything for you and foal though."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52972
52973
tfw bad girl3.jpg
>>52970
>reasons were?
'Cuz he'd be mad at her.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52973
52974 52975
>>52971
"Do you believe that?"

>>52972
Why you bring out the cute ponies?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52974
52976
>>52973
"Yes me do."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52975
>>52973
Cause he has to do it
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52976
52977
>>52974
*hangs his head*
"I don't. I never did...

So what do we do now?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52977
52978 52979
>>52976
"Find forc, rally the troops and invade!"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52978
>>52977
I guess Torc is now a fork
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52979
52980 52982 52988
>>52977
"Infernius, you don't understand. The enemy is far stronger than we anticipated. Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us. Those liches are almost our equals. There will be an entire garrison there. And we'll be facing all of them at once. And now there are only three of us."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52980
52981
>>52979
"Lets see if we can open alex."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52981
52984
>>52980
"What? Do you mean Sad Alex?"