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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1780 replies and 206 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.53445
>>53441
Most conjurations stop existing as soon as their purpose is fulfilled.
>>53443
Fine, she stabbed him in the stomach right as he was disappearing.
Happy?
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53446
"Whatever..."
Trumpaladin gets up and slouches off, away
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.53447
53448 53450
>>53444
To be fair, I never said it was Torc either
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53448
53450 53451
>>53447
That's not how the phrase "to be fair" works
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53449
53451
Tracy goes to the airship.
"Hey Torc, could you help me charge this wand?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.53450
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>>53448
>>53447
So to speak
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53451
53452
>>53448
To be fair...
Damn it you got me there.
>>53449
Torc picks it up and inspects it before turning towards the pony
"What is it?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53452
53453 53460
>>53451
"True Strike."
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53453
53454
>>53452
Trumpaladin slouches onto the airship
"Is there a reason not to take the generals, to at least have them protect the ship?"

He looks over at pony somewhat dissatisfied
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53454
53455
>>53453
"Where are you going?"
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53455
53456
>>53454
"I don't know. I thought I'd follow you all"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53456
53457
>>53455
"I was going to go get my knives back."
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53457
53458
>>53456
"All of these things happen and what you care about is a few knives? You already have a plethora of weapons"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53458
53459
>>53457
"My knife-collection is special. I want it back."
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53459
53464
>>53458
*Shrugs, then falls to the ground and lays there*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53460
53462
>>53452
"I guess, but it'd take a while"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53461
"Fine, me guess me will go farm."
*mumbles something about getting blue balled*
*goes and plant a watermelon patch*
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.53462
53463
>>53460
8 days exactly.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53463
>>53462
Ah, I guess it'd be keen to go craft the Greater Invisibility wand then.
Tracy can put two charges per day in the True Strike wand herself though.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53464
>>53459
*sits on*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53465
>>53423
Not entirely sure how much faster she'll grow though..
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53466
53467 53469
Any npcs running around?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53467
>>53466
What kind of NPCs are you looking for?
Tracy could draw a crowd with her acrobatics.
PHGLm
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No.53468
53471
[1d20+29 = 41]
Rolling to put on a performance anyway, because good stuff can happen if you do it every day.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.53469
53470 53472
>>53466
Well if the party is headed to Cardishore, Darkie will be participating, looking for clues as to any activity by his former associates
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53470
>>53469
I wanted to talk to my men about negros.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53471
53473
>>53468
Say that we are starting a watermelon patch while you perform.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53472
53505
>>53469
"Say, Spidey, mind telling us something about what this Cardishore place is like?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53473
53474
>>53471
What's your watermellon farm called?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53474
>>53473
Uncle tom's watermelons
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53475
53476
"Today's Performance was brought to you in part by Uncle Tom's watermelons."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53476
>>53475
"Yay!"
*claping Minotuar noises*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53477
53480
Torc begins to inspect the ship, with Snek helping
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53478
53479
*feeds birds*
Can Tracy bring her birds on deck?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.53479
53482
>>53478
*brings birds on deck to see what happens*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53480
53482 53483
>>53477
Can Infernuis bring his niggers on deck?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53482
53485
>>53479
"Cute birds"
Torc resumes the inspection, humming shanties as he goes along.
>>53480
I guess, but Torc won't be happy
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.53483
53484
>>53480
When did you get niggers?
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.53484
53485
>>53483
/sp/
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53485
53487
>>53482
"I know right. They're absolutely adorable."
>>53484
Are they followers?
Actually, I could use some followers.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.53486
53488
I'm assuming Kefka's blood won't be a good tempering fluid?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53487
53493
>>53485
What can followers do?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53488
53490 53494
Why we on overboard again?
>>53486
Ehhhh, maybe
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53489
53491
We're way over the previous thread record
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53490
53492
>>53488
Because i want some more consistent players
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53491
>>53489
Muh watermelon
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53492
>>53490
I could work to make the OPs more user friendly I suppose
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53493
53495
>>53487
Not much combat-wise, because they're low-level NPCs.
I thought the Gestapo were your followers.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53494
>>53488
I want to make a special weapon for killing Abominations.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53495
53496 53498
>>53493
Nah i want fighting niggers, not house niggers.