Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>53441Most conjurations stop existing as soon as their purpose is fulfilled.
>>53443Fine, she stabbed him in the stomach right as he was disappearing.
Happy?
"Whatever..."
Trumpaladin gets up and slouches off, away
>>53444To be fair, I never said it was Torc either
>>53447That's not how the phrase "to be fair" works
Tracy goes to the airship.
"Hey Torc, could you help me charge this wand?"
>>53448To be fair...
Damn it you got me there.
>>53449Torc picks it up and inspects it before turning towards the pony
"What is it?"
>>53452Trumpaladin slouches onto the airship
"Is there a reason not to take the generals, to at least have them protect the ship?"
He looks over at pony somewhat dissatisfied
>>53454"I don't know. I thought I'd follow you all"
>>53455"I was going to go get my knives back."
>>53456"All of these things happen and what you care about is a few knives? You already have a plethora of weapons"
>>53457"My knife-collection is special. I want it back."
>>53458*Shrugs, then falls to the ground and lays there*
>>53452"I guess, but it'd take a while"
"Fine, me guess me will go farm."
*mumbles something about getting blue balled*
*goes and plant a watermelon patch*
>>53462Ah, I guess it'd be keen to go craft the Greater Invisibility wand then.
Tracy can put two charges per day in the True Strike wand herself though.
>>53423Not entirely sure how much faster she'll grow though..
>>53466What kind of NPCs are you looking for?
Tracy could draw a crowd with her acrobatics.
[1d20+29 = 41]
Rolling to put on a performance anyway, because good stuff can happen if you do it every day.
>>53466Well if the party is headed to Cardishore, Darkie will be participating, looking for clues as to any activity by his former associates
>>53469I wanted to talk to my men about negros.
>>53468Say that we are starting a watermelon patch while you perform.
>>53469"Say, Spidey, mind telling us something about what this Cardishore place is like?"
>>53471What's your watermellon farm called?
"Today's Performance was brought to you in part by Uncle Tom's watermelons."
>>53475"Yay!"
*claping Minotuar noises*
Torc begins to inspect the ship, with Snek helping
*feeds birds*
Can Tracy bring her birds on deck?
>>53478*brings birds on deck to see what happens*
>>53477Can Infernuis bring his niggers on deck?
>>53479"Cute birds"
Torc resumes the inspection, humming shanties as he goes along.
>>53480I guess, but Torc won't be happy
>>53480When did you get niggers?
>>53482"I know right. They're absolutely adorable."
>>53484Are they followers?
Actually, I could use some followers.
I'm assuming Kefka's blood won't be a good tempering fluid?
Why we on overboard again?
>>53486Ehhhh, maybe
We're way over the previous thread record
>>53488Because i want some more consistent players
>>53490I could work to make the OPs more user friendly I suppose
>>53487Not much combat-wise, because they're low-level NPCs.
I thought the Gestapo were your followers.
>>53488I want to make a special weapon for killing Abominations.
>>53493Nah i want fighting niggers, not house niggers.