Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52659"I really do love you, Flashy.." she says, sniffing a bit
>>52661"GET BACK HERE"
Torc casts Polymorph any object, turning infernius into a pickle
>>52665"Are you sure you do horsey?"
>>52664"Trump keep bring it up."
"And when me even think about doing anything me get stabed with ricenigger knife."
>>52666C-checked
"Hey im pickle Infernuis"
*smile*
*sigh*
>>52668"what does 'love' mean to you?
>>52670Thez looks down at now pickle-I'nis and blushes, before picking him up, and taking him to the Sticky Wicket, sliding up to the bar. "What'll you have?" she asks him.
>>52671"You complete me, Flashy.
I'm so happy when you're around; I want to be with you forever and give birth to all of your foals. I feel happy when you call my name, and I'm glad to help you when you need it. I feel more committed to you than any other creature. I want to be your Waifu, your mount, the mother of your children, because that makes me so happy. I want us to be together forever.'
>>52675"You know, I got you to attend one football game, but maybe you could come to more?"
>>52677"I'd be glad to go if it's with you, Flashy."
>>52674She laughs heartedly at that. "Coming up," she says, mixing a white-russian and then drizzling grenadine. She picks him up, kisses him, and then sets him in the drink, adjusting the ice so that his floating level makes it easy to drink but won't drown him.
I'm assuming Torcuil may have gone too? >>52678"D'aww. I love you too... Tracy"
*hugs horsey*
>>52673"Glad thats over"
Torc gives Snek the polymorph staff, and sends him to recharge it, while Torc follows Thez and Infernius
>>52679How'd you know?
"I'll take some scotch if you don't mind"
>Third wheeling intensifys >>52679"Thanks. Me wish me could go back in time and stop that."
>>52681"Well, I think I know what you want horsey"
*dismounts horsey*
*gets behind horsey*
*pets rump*
>>52685*Rump jiggles hypnotically*
>>52684The machines in the tower
>>52683She sighs at length, preparing some more of the green stuff (got a shipment containing a few bottles a few days ago!). "You want something to drink?" she asks Torcuil.
Turning back to Infernius, she says "Yeah,... but who knows what kind of consequences that could have. It would take a miracle anyhow."
Why is this on the overboard?
>>52453*internet hugs florida guy*
>>52490TOP FUCKING KEK. I'm glad to see that reposted
>>52687*grabs horse tail, and lifts it*
*sticks horsey*"I've never done this with Felicia or Fae or Slovenia, by the way"
>>52684Yes. Technically wands
aren't supposed to be rechargeable, but it seems silly to make a character re-make the wand since it takes just as long to charge as it does to make.
>>52690Last thread did that in the upper levels also.
>>52690I think waifu theif keeps messing with the bump limit
>>52689Torc looks at the green liquid and shudders with bad memories.
"I'll j-just take a glass of scotch please"
>>52689"Maybe hitler could undo it."
>>52692"..Y-yes.. only I get this.."
*Shudders*
>>52697*trusts into horse, grabbing her rump*
>>52695Thez pokes I'nis with her finger and dunks him in his own drink.
>>52696"But at what consequence? You saw Samurai Jack, it could change things."
>>52699"Oh me see y- you liked it."
>>52701"No you oaf, I mean time-travel is absurdly dangerous. Are you even sure you can get back? Are you even sure it will work? Will we cease to exist in this capacity?"
>>52703"Nah we just have different memories."
>>52696>Alter RealityBasically buffed-up Wish, only without the chance of blowing up in your face for asking for too much. It wouldn't be beyond the power of a Greater Deity to un-rape an individual; unless you were looking for some kind of time travel, which would create a paradox that could destroy the multiverse.
The question is, would he use such a power for for something like that?
>>52702"You weren't there."Torc chugs his scotch, wishing he hadn't had to remember that.
>>52703"Infernius, there are to many things that could go wrong. There's actually an episode of my favorite TV show about it."
>>52706Its a fantasy game time traveling doesn't create paradoxes.
>>52705>>52707There's a spell for that: Modify Memory.
>>52709>ImplyingTime-travel is spooky, m8.