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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1780 replies and 206 files omitted.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52663
>>52662
Kek, that'll work

*slips out peach ring*
*eats peach ring*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52664
52669
>>52661
"Cuz why?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52665
52667
>>52659
"I really do love you, Flashy.." she says, sniffing a bit
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52666
52670
>>52661
"GET BACK HERE"
Torc casts Polymorph any object, turning infernius into a pickle
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52667
52668
>>52665
"Are you sure you do horsey?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52668
52671
>>52667
*Noms head*
>'I really do.'
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52669
>>52664
"Trump keep bring it up."
"And when me even think about doing anything me get stabed with ricenigger knife."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52670
52673
>>52666
C-checked
"Hey im pickle Infernuis"
*smile*
*sigh*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52671
52675
>>52668
"what does 'love' mean to you?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52673
52674 52682
>>52670
Thez looks down at now pickle-I'nis and blushes, before picking him up, and taking him to the Sticky Wicket, sliding up to the bar. "What'll you have?" she asks him.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52674
52676 52679
>>52673
"Dead soviets"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52675
52677
>>52671
"You complete me, Flashy.
I'm so happy when you're around; I want to be with you forever and give birth to all of your foals. I feel happy when you call my name, and I'm glad to help you when you need it. I feel more committed to you than any other creature. I want to be your Waifu, your mount, the mother of your children, because that makes me so happy. I want us to be together forever.'
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52676
>>52674
>Vodka on the rocks
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52677
52678
>>52675
"You know, I got you to attend one football game, but maybe you could come to more?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52678
52680
>>52677
"I'd be glad to go if it's with you, Flashy."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52679
52682 52683
pickle1.png
>>52674
She laughs heartedly at that. "Coming up," she says, mixing a white-russian and then drizzling grenadine. She picks him up, kisses him, and then sets him in the drink, adjusting the ice so that his floating level makes it easy to drink but won't drown him.
I'm assuming Torcuil may have gone too?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52680
52681
>>52678
"D'aww. I love you too... Tracy"
*hugs horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52681
52685
>>52680
[Happy pony noises]
*Sways hips*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52682
52684
>>52673
"Glad thats over"
Torc gives Snek the polymorph staff, and sends him to recharge it, while Torc follows Thez and Infernius
>>52679
How'd you know?
"I'll take some scotch if you don't mind"
>Third wheeling intensifys
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52683
52689
>>52679
"Thanks. Me wish me could go back in time and stop that."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52684
52688 52693
>>52682
Are staffs rechargable?
I might want one.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52685
52687
>>52681
"Well, I think I know what you want horsey"
*dismounts horsey*
*gets behind horsey*
*pets rump*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52687
52692
>>52685
*Rump jiggles hypnotically*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52688
>>52684
The machines in the tower
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52689
52694 52696
>>52683
She sighs at length, preparing some more of the green stuff (got a shipment containing a few bottles a few days ago!). "You want something to drink?" she asks Torcuil.
Turning back to Infernius, she says "Yeah,... but who knows what kind of consequences that could have. It would take a miracle anyhow."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52690
52693 52694
Why is this on the overboard?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52691
>>52453
*internet hugs florida guy*

>>52490
TOP FUCKING KEK. I'm glad to see that reposted
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52692
52697
>>52687
*grabs horse tail, and lifts it*
*sticks horsey*
"I've never done this with Felicia or Fae or Slovenia, by the way"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52693
>>52684
Yes. Technically wands aren't supposed to be rechargeable, but it seems silly to make a character re-make the wand since it takes just as long to charge as it does to make.
>>52690
Last thread did that in the upper levels also.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52694
52695
>>52690
I think waifu theif keeps messing with the bump limit
>>52689
Torc looks at the green liquid and shudders with bad memories.
"I'll j-just take a glass of scotch please"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52695
52699 52700
>>52694
"Pussy"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52696
52699 52706
>>52689
"Maybe hitler could undo it."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52697
52698
>>52692
"..Y-yes.. only I get this.."
*Shudders*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52698
52722
>>52697
*trusts into horse, grabbing her rump*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52699
52701
>>52695
Thez pokes I'nis with her finger and dunks him in his own drink.
>>52696
"But at what consequence? You saw Samurai Jack, it could change things."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52700
52702 52704
>>52695
"I'm not reliving that night again"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52701
52703
>>52699
"Oh me see y- you liked it."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52702
52707
>>52700
"Be a man."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52703
52705 52707
>>52701
"No you oaf, I mean time-travel is absurdly dangerous. Are you even sure you can get back? Are you even sure it will work? Will we cease to exist in this capacity?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52704
>>52700
Kek
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52705
52713
>>52703
"Nah we just have different memories."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52706
52709
>>52696
>Alter Reality
Basically buffed-up Wish, only without the chance of blowing up in your face for asking for too much. It wouldn't be beyond the power of a Greater Deity to un-rape an individual; unless you were looking for some kind of time travel, which would create a paradox that could destroy the multiverse.
The question is, would he use such a power for for something like that?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52707
52708 52713
>>52702
"You weren't there."
Torc chugs his scotch, wishing he hadn't had to remember that.
>>52703
"Infernius, there are to many things that could go wrong. There's actually an episode of my favorite TV show about it."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52708
52710
>>52707
"What a tv?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52709
52713 52717
>>52706
Its a fantasy game time traveling doesn't create paradoxes.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52710
52712 52716
>>52708
"Magic mirror,"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52711
52715
*humps happily*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52712
52714 52716
>>52710
"What?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52713
>>52705
>>52707
There's a spell for that: Modify Memory.
>>52709
>Implying
Time-travel is spooky, m8.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52714
>>52712
*bobs up and down.*