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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1780 replies and 201 files omitted.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.53598
53599 53602 53604
How she got the wagon is still subject to best shitpost
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53599
53600
>>53596
Okay, then I will bitch back, for fun

>>53598
It literally never needed to be stated
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.53600
>>53599
Yes, but if it was merchants that would please Elway and the Fuhrer
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.53601
K, gotta go
Don't do anything that makes me want to blow characters up when I get back ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53602
53603
>>53598
She got it from a horde of kobolds, who themselves just stole it from a troupe of happy merchants, led by some jerk named Barry.
She chopped up the bodies into fertilizer with expert skill, and buried them beneath a grove of young pine saplings, with the help of a few young dryads, who were glad to receive the resource for their trees.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.53603
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>>53602
>Happy merchants
Fine by me.
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.53604
53605 53609
>>53598
Tracy killed a caravan of 40 happy merchants, only to realize that it wasn't big enough.
Hitler noticed this sacrifice of happy merchants, and bestowed a larger wagon to her, because he likes ignoring Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53605
>>53604
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53606
53607 53610
Is Infernius's Flamberge a 1 handed weapon or a two-handed weapon?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53607
>>53606
It's a Zweihänder type, right?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53608
*trots up mountain*
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.53609
>>53604
*sighs*
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53610
53611
>>53606
Well, the name of the weapon literally means "double handed sword, " and when I saw GM roll dice for it once it was the same as for a greatsword
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53611
>>53610
Just making sure it was a Zweihänder, and not a rapier-type Flamberg. They come in all shapes and sizes.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53612
*channels divegrass energy*
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53613
53614
>provoke
Learn to handle the bantz.
Also, if you have something to say, say it on the thread.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53614
53615
>>53613
Is everything bantz to you? I actually do care about the fictional world and the characters. Is that so wrong?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53615
53616
>>53614
>Is everything bantz to you?
As far as offscreen irrelevant/ambiguous action goes, yes it is.
>I actually care
Tracy doesn't though.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53616
53617
>>53615
Tracy is nothing more than a figment of your imagination. She has no will or wants of her own, and no actions besides those you command. Can you please have some respect?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53617
53618 53619
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>>53616
Tracy is canonically a serial/spree killer. Her single most consistent character-defining trait is that she mortally stabs people/ponies at random, for seemingly no reason at all. If she had the opportunity to kill a bunch of merchants every once in a while, she would, and she'd do it for no other reason than that she wanted to.
Anonymous
iMNOy
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No.53618
>>53617
I knew it! There was another shooter. The secrets that Kennedy knew and wanted to tell us was that Equestria is real and how we can get to it.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53619
53620 53621
>>53617
So you're telling me that because the source you stole the concept from has her as a 1 dimensional character who is shit for a serious campaign, you feel compelled to play a 1 dimensional character who is shit for a serious campaign
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53620
53622
>>53619
Well, sort of.
>serious campaign.
Define "serious".
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.53621
53622 53623
>>53619
>serious campaign
There's your problem
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53622
53624 53625
>>53620
Just develop a character and don't be constrained by the source materials

>>53621
I mean a campaign where you can actually give a shit about what goes on in the world
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53623
>>53621
Unironically this.
Nothing about this campaign has been even close to serious. Tracy killing hypothetical NPCs is not the leading cause of that.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.53624
53626
>>53622
These.
Develop tracy into a 3 dieminsional character like Infernuis.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53625
53627
>>53622
>develop a character
I am. I'm developing a NE serial/spree killer who kills things whenever she can get away with it, because she's eevil and criminally insane. Killing irrelevant merchants for no reason is part of that character development.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53626
53627 53628 53629
>>53624
She'll still be a serioal killer though, that's not about to change.

She could use some development though. Sometimes I feel like I'm playing a side-character, because she doesn't have very many motives/ambitions.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53627
>>53625
Can you please not?

>>53626
You are playing a side character, because you think that "lol kill low level NPC lul" is a character
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.53628
>>53626
Im not asking you to change that.
Im asking you to make her 3D
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53629
53630 53631
>>53626
I need get her working on that guild. I think the mine beneath crumbling remains of Durpistan would be a great location for an ebil organization.
I also want to put her on the path to rediscovering her abilities.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.53630
53633
>>53629
I dont think that would be a good place for it. Because we need to harvest the metal.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53631
53632 53637
>>53629
There are 1000 places to take this character. Why must you take her the *only* way that causes conflict, *and* is entirely non-helpful to the story as developed thus far?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53632
53634
>>53631
>causes conflict
How?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53633
53639
>>53630
>we need to harvest the metal
Can't Tracy oversee the miners? I thought that'd make a great cover for the guild, since that'd give reason for people going in/out of the tunnel.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53634
53635
>>53632
Because the purpose of the party in the larger story is to strike against the evil forces that are threatening the world. With that you're deliberately harming the people we (and especially I) are trying to protect and develop and build with. It conflicts certainly with my character goals
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53635
53636
>>53634
>purpose of the party
I don't remember signing onto one of those. I just saw that it'd be bloody.
>fight ebil
You don't have to be good to fight ebil.
>trying to protect
You don't need to protect the happy merchants on their way to the port.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53636
53642
>>53635
>happy merchants
You have zero intent for it to be happy merchants

>to fight evil
Your character is so 1 dimensional that she has no established motivation to fight evil

>Don't remember signing one of those
Because you literally decided in *January* that this was your goal with the character. It is not what you started with
Anonymous
iMNOy
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No.53637
53638 53639 53640
>>53631
Ah, nerd bickering. I just thought up this weird idea... this may be crazy and I have no idea if it would work...
set up your own role play with specific rules fun sucking fag
I mean, really? Complaining this much about someone isn’t going to help either one of you enjoy anything out of this, just form your own session if you need everyone to conform. Otherwise, learn to work with the player, such as an in-character dialogue to try and end what you find problematic though reason or action. And it will give you that character depth your drooling over.
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.53638
53641
>>53637
THE NEW POSTER SPEAKS TRUTH, HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.53639
>>53633
I suppose, you would need to give Infernuis a good reason for you to oversee it.
>>53637
Who are you?

Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53640
>>53637
Nigger I've been here six months. Who the fuck are you?
Anonymous
iMNOy
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No.53641
53643 53645 53646
>>53638
Thank you my good sir. I enjoy watching what you guys get into now and again, but I never really have had time to join one of these, nor do I think I would be good at it.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53642
53644
>>53636
>she has no established motivation to fight evil
Well, it's implied she wants to steal things and find an excuse to chop plp up, but yes, I'll admit that she hasn't really had very many motivations to fight anyone she's met so far. I also did my best to illustrate her motivation to finish-off Soros, for the sake of her own powers.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.53643
53647
>>53641
You never know, most of us didn't think we would be good. Its really fun desu.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.53644
53650
>>53642
Why would she want powers? The source character has no interests in powers
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
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No.53645
53647
>>53641
Didn't know we had lurkers.
You're welcome to join anytime, if you'd wish. We're not so great at it either.
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.53646
53647
>>53641
>we actually have a lurker
You have made me happy Anon.
>nor do I think I would be good at it.
Truth be told, I knew nothing about any RPG when I started, and when I look back at old threads I realize how fucking terrible I was. My point? Anyone can do this shit. It's just shitposting with dice and math.
Anonymous
iMNOy
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No.53647
53648 53649
>>53643
I might sometime, but school is killing me this semester. If I can catch a break one day for a longer period, I might see if you guys will put up with a noob such as myself.
>>53645
>>53646
Thanks. I will definitely try when I find the time.