Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>53084
"I'm not sure what I wanted. To achieve glory? To do justice? Something like that. I don't think the moving around did me any good..."
"I'm not sure what I wanted. To achieve glory? To do justice? Something like that. I don't think the moving around did me any good..."
>>53088
"I hope so too..."
*nervously paces his own hand on the pony's chest*
"Is being a mother really what you want?"
"I hope so too..."
*nervously paces his own hand on the pony's chest*
"Is being a mother really what you want?"
>>53089
"It's the only thing I've ever really wanted... Aside from many the occasional 4CC trophy..."
"It's the only thing I've ever really wanted... Aside from many the occasional 4CC trophy..."
>>53090
*sits pony up*
"Even the blue emaciated one isn't immune to the siren call of glory"
"well, I guess you're set now"
*places hand over womb of pony*
*sits pony up*
"Even the blue emaciated one isn't immune to the siren call of glory"
"well, I guess you're set now"
*places hand over womb of pony*
>>53091
"It feels, so warm.. until just last year, I thought I was dead inside, but then something finally grew inside of me... I feel like a completely different pony.."
"It feels, so warm.. until just last year, I thought I was dead inside, but then something finally grew inside of me... I feel like a completely different pony.."
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>>53093
"These people don't die so easily, so I've learned to be a bit nicer to them.
They're not so bad."
"These people don't die so easily, so I've learned to be a bit nicer to them.
They're not so bad."
It's getting late.
Say Tracy """ironically""" tried to stab Infernius, so he rightfully slapped her for it.
*Faggot goes to bed*
Say Tracy """ironically""" tried to stab Infernius, so he rightfully slapped her for it.
*Faggot goes to bed*
[1d20+24 = 41]
>>53121
I think the initial escape artist check was to try to counter the initial grapple. If you're rolling to maintain grapple that would be a new round
Rolling for tracy because she's got basically three possible actions and I think this would be the favored rout. Rolling to try to escape again.
>>53121
I think the initial escape artist check was to try to counter the initial grapple. If you're rolling to maintain grapple that would be a new round
Rolling for tracy because she's got basically three possible actions and I think this would be the favored rout. Rolling to try to escape again.
>>53123
Hey brad i think you might want to check these guys out i just heard about them on mike enochs podcast.
http://www.freedomfront.org
Its supposed to be a splc for whites.
Hey brad i think you might want to check these guys out i just heard about them on mike enochs podcast.
http://www.freedomfront.org
Its supposed to be a splc for whites.
>>52955
Okkay, I know its a moot point considering how events transpired, but I fail to see where Infernius "looked away" ("conveniently"). Ipsofacto, this would not have worked.
>>52966
Oh, suddenly GM's time is valuable?
Seriously, I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer.
>>52982
Torcuil forgets that Kefka wasn't even trying last time.
>>52993
"SIR!" A pair of Spartans have made their way to,... wherever the party is at the moment. "We concur. If the Emperor is alive, we must get word to Baz at once."
>>53003
All Tracy is able to learn aside from previous is that while Cardishore regularly and frequently promotes new talent, strikingly few ever achieve it. What is more, the few people who are known to have auditioned at Cardishore (and presumably did not pass) never return to their former lives. What happens to them or where they go is not known.
>>53060
e_e I accept this cute
Okkay. So what would have happened is had the party proceeded down the long staircase, they would have found themselves in a large open room, too dark to see the exterior walls. Quick jump cut-to, they would have been thoroughly BTFO by Kefka and the leaders of the 7 factions. Who are the 7 factions? Perhaps the party will learn who they are. They would have learned who they are, but they also would have gotten blown the fuck up in the process (its a TRAP!).
Luckily for the party, the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions, and so they just blew the building up anyway. Desu, I'm glad they did because I hadn't accounted for Snek, and since Torcuil was carrying the Staff of Power, it is guaranteed to have obliterated everyone in the party, disregarding any preventative measures (magic, etc.).
So how about that, the party pissing GM off landed them in the most favorable possible outcome. Don't think that will work a second time tho.
Pic mostly unrelated
Okkay, I know its a moot point considering how events transpired, but I fail to see where Infernius "looked away" ("conveniently"). Ipsofacto, this would not have worked.
>>52966
Oh, suddenly GM's time is valuable?
Seriously, I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer.
>>52982
Torcuil forgets that Kefka wasn't even trying last time.
>>52993
"SIR!" A pair of Spartans have made their way to,... wherever the party is at the moment. "We concur. If the Emperor is alive, we must get word to Baz at once."
>>53003
All Tracy is able to learn aside from previous is that while Cardishore regularly and frequently promotes new talent, strikingly few ever achieve it. What is more, the few people who are known to have auditioned at Cardishore (and presumably did not pass) never return to their former lives. What happens to them or where they go is not known.
>>53060
e_e I accept this cute
Okkay. So what would have happened is had the party proceeded down the long staircase, they would have found themselves in a large open room, too dark to see the exterior walls. Quick jump cut-to, they would have been thoroughly BTFO by Kefka and the leaders of the 7 factions. Who are the 7 factions? Perhaps the party will learn who they are. They would have learned who they are, but they also would have gotten blown the fuck up in the process (its a TRAP!).
Luckily for the party, the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions, and so they just blew the building up anyway. Desu, I'm glad they did because I hadn't accounted for Snek, and since Torcuil was carrying the Staff of Power, it is guaranteed to have obliterated everyone in the party, disregarding any preventative measures (magic, etc.).
So how about that, the party pissing GM off landed them in the most favorable possible outcome. Don't think that will work a second time tho.
Pic mostly unrelated
>>53125
OH YEAH THE STAFF OF POWER
Lets see, I think Torc has never actually used that one. So, upon breaking it would release: one magic missle, one ray of enfeeblement, one continual flame, one levotate, one lightning bolt, one fireball, two cones of cold, two hold monsters, two walls of force, and two globes of invulnerablilty. Holy shit, not too mention whoever broke it has a 50% chance of dieing, or going to another plane
I'm glad I have a natrual tentancy to piss everyone off, and that I actually broke that staff when you told me not too.
>what do we want?
I (personally) would like some more exploration. Like, now that Port Barry is "safe" the party travels around trying to bring others to their cause before they take over the land
OH YEAH THE STAFF OF POWER
Lets see, I think Torc has never actually used that one. So, upon breaking it would release: one magic missle, one ray of enfeeblement, one continual flame, one levotate, one lightning bolt, one fireball, two cones of cold, two hold monsters, two walls of force, and two globes of invulnerablilty. Holy shit, not too mention whoever broke it has a 50% chance of dieing, or going to another plane
I'm glad I have a natrual tentancy to piss everyone off, and that I actually broke that staff when you told me not too.
>what do we want?
I (personally) would like some more exploration. Like, now that Port Barry is "safe" the party travels around trying to bring others to their cause before they take over the land
>>53125
Would Vadereim have been kill too? Would've felt sorry for him, since he's hardly had any chances to speak. And we would've never heard the end of it from Trump's faggot.
Would Vadereim have been kill too? Would've felt sorry for him, since he's hardly had any chances to speak. And we would've never heard the end of it from Trump's faggot.
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>>53125
>the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions
*shrugs*
Well, I can only say I'll try to take it more seriously in the future from now on.
Sorry..
>the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions
*shrugs*
Well, I can only say I'll try to take it more seriously in the future from now on.
Sorry..
>>53125
>I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer
I'd like some more /mlp/-themed content/enemies. I'd like to put a knife through commiehorse.
Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment.
>>52966
Just some metafaggotry fyi: I'm not just having her run to withhold information. My character would just be inclined to keep it sekrit, although that's not set in stone.
>I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer
I'd like some more /mlp/-themed content/enemies. I'd like to put a knife through commiehorse.
Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment.
>>52966
Just some metafaggotry fyi: I'm not just having her run to withhold information. My character would just be inclined to keep it sekrit, although that's not set in stone.
>>53130
>Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment
You don't like it when you're unable to use your main class feature against enemies, so do you think I'd like it when my way of dealing extra damage, much of the damage from the sword, a number of protective spells, and my way of detecting enemies is completely ineffective? Diversifying the alignment of enemies may allow for more diplomacy and more of trying to talk the enemy down (the only other thing my character is good at) which would be fun, but otherwise, pic
>Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment
You don't like it when you're unable to use your main class feature against enemies, so do you think I'd like it when my way of dealing extra damage, much of the damage from the sword, a number of protective spells, and my way of detecting enemies is completely ineffective? Diversifying the alignment of enemies may allow for more diplomacy and more of trying to talk the enemy down (the only other thing my character is good at) which would be fun, but otherwise, pic
>>53131
As long as I still have this smiting ability, I'd like to use it some time. Besides, a story where the goof vs. evil dialogue is too clear little bit bland. I prefer stories with drama and tough decisions, where several opposing factions, all just in their own conflicting motives, are forced to tragically clash against each other, like the Trojan War.
Besides, it's not always clear who an enemy or an ally is just because of their alignment. I just want a more diverse pool of stab-able NPCs on the table.
As long as I still have this smiting ability, I'd like to use it some time. Besides, a story where the goof vs. evil dialogue is too clear little bit bland. I prefer stories with drama and tough decisions, where several opposing factions, all just in their own conflicting motives, are forced to tragically clash against each other, like the Trojan War.
Besides, it's not always clear who an enemy or an ally is just because of their alignment. I just want a more diverse pool of stab-able NPCs on the table.
>>53132
You mean your once a day smite that can deal three points of damage and add +2 to the attack roll? I'm willing to bet your sneak attack damage means more to you. I still am more sorry to lose the 4 times a day, +17 damage and +5 attack uses of Smite evil, besides the +2 attack and +2 damage on the sword, possibly another 2d6 damage on the sword, and spells like Dispel Evil.
Yeah yeah yeah, in the real world, morality is a social construct created by tribes and internalized by individuals to become a deep emotional need, and one tribe's sacred and good is another tribe's profane and evil, so every one who acts is fully convinced that they are serviving the cause of good. But fuck the real world, give me high fantasy. In High Fantasy, good and evil, law and chaos are cosmic scale factions and ideologies, where you rarely have to wonder who is on the right
If I wanted a world full of tragedy, where there is no right answer, and where you can never be sure you've done good or that there is any good to do, where there is no greater cosmic purpose, I'd pay attention to the Real World. Fuck the real world. Give me a universe where I can look at something and say "we smite this" and look at another thing and say "we protect this." I love alignment being a good way to guess whether or not someone is likely to keep or violate the NAP.
>>53132
>tough decisions
Then why be involved in the situation at all if there's no clear benefit to your being there? Lord knows we have enough difficulty motivating the characters to do things as it is. You're playing the group information gatherer, the only character with the skills to actually do it, yet you refuse to have her communicate information 'cause "she isn't motivated." Trumpaladin has definitely sat out battles when morality is gray. It'll only get worse if gray becomes the standard.
I'll get more than enough of though decisions when I finally get a job as a prosecutor. I've seen more than enough of them just through my exposure to that career
>Tragic clash
Then what is the point of the characters being there if they can't do anything that makes a difference, because no outcome is good? Again, if I wanted a world where making a positive difference were not possible, I would pay attention to the real world. And I don't.
The Illiad is run to read, I agree. It is not fun to roleplay or live. I'd prefer Star Wars
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You mean your once a day smite that can deal three points of damage and add +2 to the attack roll? I'm willing to bet your sneak attack damage means more to you. I still am more sorry to lose the 4 times a day, +17 damage and +5 attack uses of Smite evil, besides the +2 attack and +2 damage on the sword, possibly another 2d6 damage on the sword, and spells like Dispel Evil.
Yeah yeah yeah, in the real world, morality is a social construct created by tribes and internalized by individuals to become a deep emotional need, and one tribe's sacred and good is another tribe's profane and evil, so every one who acts is fully convinced that they are serviving the cause of good. But fuck the real world, give me high fantasy. In High Fantasy, good and evil, law and chaos are cosmic scale factions and ideologies, where you rarely have to wonder who is on the right
If I wanted a world full of tragedy, where there is no right answer, and where you can never be sure you've done good or that there is any good to do, where there is no greater cosmic purpose, I'd pay attention to the Real World. Fuck the real world. Give me a universe where I can look at something and say "we smite this" and look at another thing and say "we protect this." I love alignment being a good way to guess whether or not someone is likely to keep or violate the NAP.
>>53132
>tough decisions
Then why be involved in the situation at all if there's no clear benefit to your being there? Lord knows we have enough difficulty motivating the characters to do things as it is. You're playing the group information gatherer, the only character with the skills to actually do it, yet you refuse to have her communicate information 'cause "she isn't motivated." Trumpaladin has definitely sat out battles when morality is gray. It'll only get worse if gray becomes the standard.
I'll get more than enough of though decisions when I finally get a job as a prosecutor. I've seen more than enough of them just through my exposure to that career
>Tragic clash
Then what is the point of the characters being there if they can't do anything that makes a difference, because no outcome is good? Again, if I wanted a world where making a positive difference were not possible, I would pay attention to the real world. And I don't.
The Illiad is run to read, I agree. It is not fun to roleplay or live. I'd prefer Star Wars
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