Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>51992Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
>>51998Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
>>51999What is a cancer mage exactly? Besides Torcuil
kidding >>51999I said no to the cancer mage a long time ago. My position stands.
>>52001Hax. It involves taking a deliberate disease and using an obscure feat and a spell or some shit, resulting in unlimited strength.
@51988
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
>>52001It's prestige class in the book of vile darkness. They wield diseases as their power and are bros with vermin and other pests. They use their Str modifier for spells and get Sneak Attack at every third level.
>>52002Yeah, the guy who wrote that disease must've botched his Wis roll.
>>52002You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
>>52007I could go for a willing deformity though..
>>52008I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
>>52009It was considered to be broken by many.
I only read it to give myself bad ideas.
>>52000Put up an ad for a cohort.
>>52010On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
>>52012Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
>>52013Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
>>52014How would
you propose using sex as a physical weapon (other than aborting pregnancies)
>>52016That's a glorified club. Not an answer.
>>52017>are you going to rape your enemies in combat?For example
>>52018I just felt like posting it.
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
>>51943>I missed the movieWhy live
>>51933Torc yanks the wand out of the machine and casts
>>51997Kek
>>52001Torc then yells from the tower
"I HEARD THAT"
[1d20+21 = 27]>>52024>and castsMy retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties
>>52011Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
[1d20 = 4]>>52024>>52025Rolling to invent nuclear power
>>52026>Looking for a red echidna that knows de wayThat's a wey to start.
Put it on as many planes as you can.
>>52027>Explodes >>52030Yea but Infernuis has to think about the future now.
>>52031Okay...
I just wanted an excuse to plane shift...
[1d20 = 20]>>52032We will eventually.
*rolls to invent the automobile*
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
>>52035Can invent cars but not milk.
>>52036You gotta invent gasoline too though.
>>52037Ill tell torc about the schematics and let him do it since hes got better int.
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
[1d20 = 5]
Rolling to invent leech-therapy.
>>52043The most natsoc drink there is.
>>52038Does Engineering knowledge give Torc a bonus?
>>52043>brushes teeth>chugs OJ