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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1780 replies and 202 files omitted.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51994
>>51992
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51995
Wait, there it goes

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51996
Stream is back up
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51997
51998 52000 52024
Making monks worse uploaded this onto dungeonsndrags but was told_c6b234_6488999.jpg
Gako oventif ofrub cuetab_1070d0_6485850.jpg
I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.51998
51999 52000
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>>51997
>Ebola as a main weapon
Sounds fun
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51999
52001 52002
>>51998
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52000
52011
>>51997
>>51998
I want one as a pet meme
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52001
52002 52004 52024
>>51999
What is a cancer mage exactly? Besides Torcuil kidding
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52002
52004 52005 52007
>>51999
I said no to the cancer mage a long time ago. My position stands.
>>52001
Hax. It involves taking a deliberate disease and using an obscure feat and a spell or some shit, resulting in unlimited strength.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52003
@51988
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52004
>>52001
It's prestige class in the book of vile darkness. They wield diseases as their power and are bros with vermin and other pests. They use their Str modifier for spells and get Sneak Attack at every third level.
>>52002
Yeah, the guy who wrote that disease must've botched his Wis roll.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52005
52006
>>52002
I need more strength.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52006
>>52005
>>52005
The rabbit is back up!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52007
52008
>>52002
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52008
52009
>>52007
I could go for a willing deformity though..
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52009
52010
>>52008
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52010
52012
>>52009
It was considered to be broken by many.
I only read it to give myself bad ideas.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52011
52026
40b.png
>>52000
Put up an ad for a cohort.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52012
52013
>>52010
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52013
52014
>>52012
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52014
52015 52017
>>52013
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52015
52016
>>52014
How would you propose using sex as a physical weapon (other than aborting pregnancies)
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52016
52018
Saints-Row-The-Third-3-Dildo-Bat-Weapon-Stick.jpg
>>52015

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52017
52019
>>52014
How?

Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52018
52019
>>52016
That's a glorified club. Not an answer.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52019
>>52017
>are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
For example
>>52018
I just felt like posting it.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52020
52021
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52021
>>52020
'Night
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52024
52025 52027
>>51943
>I missed the movie
Why live
>>51933
Torc yanks the wand out of the machine and casts
>>51997
Kek
>>52001
Torc then yells from the tower
"I HEARD THAT"
LJZcR
?
No.52025
52027
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52026
52028
>>52011
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
C6gcl
?
No.52027
52028 52053
[1d20 = 4]
>>52024
>>52025
Rolling to invent nuclear power
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52028
52029
>>52026
>Looking for a red echidna that knows de way
That's a wey to start.
Put it on as many planes as you can.
>>52027
>Explodes
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52029
52030
>>52028
>as many planes
That seems dangerous.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52030
52031
>>52029
Sounds like fun to me.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52031
52032
>>52030
Yea but Infernuis has to think about the future now.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52032
52033
>>52031
Okay...
I just wanted an excuse to plane shift...
C6gcl
?
No.52033
[1d20 = 20]
>>52032
We will eventually.
*rolls to invent the automobile*
PHGLm
?
No.52034
52035
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
C6gcl
?
No.52035
52036
[1d20 = 7]
>>52034
Assisting
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52036
52037
>>52035
Can invent cars but not milk.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52037
52038
>>52036
You gotta invent gasoline too though.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52038
52045
>>52037
Ill tell torc about the schematics and let him do it since hes got better int.
PHGLm
?
No.52039
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
RQytK
?
No.52040
52042
[1d20 = 5]
Rolling to invent leech-therapy.
Anonymous
RQytK
?
No.52041
Okay, I'm done.
C6gcl
?
No.52042
52043
[1d20 = 17]
>>52040
Rolling to invent fanta
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52043
52044 52045
>>52042
>Invents orange juice
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52044
>>52043
The most natsoc drink there is.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52045
52050
>>52038
Does Engineering knowledge give Torc a bonus?
>>52043
>brushes teeth
>chugs OJ