Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52052You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in
>>52027Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it
take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even
begin such a venture?
If you want me to take random dice rolls seriously, you also have to assume that I will take negative results as well. The DC to create Nuclear Power from the position Infernius is in would be at least 25. That puts that 4 at -21. That's literally more than a fail.
>>52053Hes attempting to come up with the concept.
>>52053>>52055And everytime i get a good roll its discarded.
>>52057Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
>>52056>>52057Wait, are you serious about this? I thought you were just shit posting
>>52058Stahp. Don't feed the troll
[1d20+21 = 40]
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
Oh wait, it was the car, my bad. "What if wagons drove themselves, without horses n shit?" Occurs to him. He realizes that there might be a way to attach something to the wagon that would give it enough power to propel its self. Meanwhile, in the floating crystal tower,....
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
>>52060Im not trolling you kike, evertime i roll good it has thrown out, and you get everything handed to you. And then you complain about miniscule things that people do.
>>52062Thank you thats all i wanted, i like inventing things.
Trumpaladin makes a cup of Chamomile tea, for Slovenia, a cup of Chai Tea, for Darkie, and - does Felicia like anything? - maybe something for her as well. And a cup of coffee for himself. Can't carry all that at once though...
Tracy stealthily slips through the tower, her expression worsening into a grimace with every step she takes.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
>>52063Alright, but just so you know, gnomes probably already have that shit. It will probably explode at some point though.
>>52064>doots politely behind Trump >>52066"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"
*delivers beverages to respective parties*
>>52066Ah, yes. The gnomes.
Does Torc learn anything about the wand?
>>52069Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
It looks like a cool stick tho.
Tracy silently trots into the Entertron, sadly humming the /mlp/ 4CC anthem as she arrives. After just standing there for a moment, she drops the bag on the ground, and out rolls a severed head too scarred to be identifiable.
>>52070You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.
In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
>>52072Can you make me a necklace of ears?
>>52073Want to go to cardishore or whatever the gnome town is called?
>>52075Are you bored with the game?
>>52076No,but the game isnt just kill shit in a dungeon.
>>52077Can we do that first though?
>>52073Oh, yes of course. That makes even more sense than rogue when I think about it.
>GM gets mental image of Snek Tarzan swinging through the trees with the gun in his mouth, using a tooth to pull the trigger. With each swing, he fires off a shot,....
>>52078I suppose,the automobile is already invented anyway.
>Googling "Snake Ranger" gave... strange results
I'll still monitor the thread, but I have some stuff to do. I'll be streaming the rest of Samurai Jack (last 4 eps) in the background and then probably the MLP movie if anyone wants to join.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas>>52080Kek
>>52079Yay
>>52075Considering this dungeon crawling is going nowhere fast? Sure
>>52082Thats real fucking disgusting.
>>52083Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
>>52086Probably about an hour from now
Tracy kicks the head like a soccerball, and watches it ricochet around the room, before throwing it back in her bag.
We going to play tonight, or are you all watching the superbowl?
Gonna start the movie when u get in Torcuil (and anyone else who monitors these threads and is bored/causally unoccupied)
I would watch if the Denver Broncos were in the superbowl