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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1780 replies and 202 files omitted.
BK2bC
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No.52046
52050 52051
[1d20 = 1]

Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52047
^_^
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52048
52049
>All this rolling cancer
LJZcR
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No.52049
[100d20 = 1096]
>>52048
What where you saying?
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52050
52051
>>52046
So about the 20.
>>52045
Probably.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52051
52052
>>52050
see >>52046

Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52052
52053 52054
>>52051
Yea but 20 though.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52053
52056 52057
>>52052
You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in >>52027
Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even begin such a venture?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52054
Spoilered
>>52052
He did tell you to stop rolling...
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52055
52057
If you want me to take random dice rolls seriously, you also have to assume that I will take negative results as well. The DC to create Nuclear Power from the position Infernius is in would be at least 25. That puts that 4 at -21. That's literally more than a fail.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52056
52059
>>52053
Hes attempting to come up with the concept.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52057
52058 52059
>>52053
>>52055
And everytime i get a good roll its discarded.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52058
52060
>>52057
Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52059
>>52056
>>52057
Wait, are you serious about this? I thought you were just shit posting
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52060
52063
>>52058
Stahp. Don't feed the troll
PHGLm
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No.52061
[1d20+21 = 40]
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52062
52063
Oh wait, it was the car, my bad. "What if wagons drove themselves, without horses n shit?" Occurs to him. He realizes that there might be a way to attach something to the wagon that would give it enough power to propel its self. Meanwhile, in the floating crystal tower,....
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52063
52066
>>52060
Im not trolling you kike, evertime i roll good it has thrown out, and you get everything handed to you. And then you complain about miniscule things that people do.
>>52062
Thank you thats all i wanted, i like inventing things.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52064
52066
Trumpaladin makes a cup of Chamomile tea, for Slovenia, a cup of Chai Tea, for Darkie, and - does Felicia like anything? - maybe something for her as well. And a cup of coffee for himself. Can't carry all that at once though...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52065
Tracy stealthily slips through the tower, her expression worsening into a grimace with every step she takes.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52066
52067 52068 52069
bones.jpg
>>52063
Alright, but just so you know, gnomes probably already have that shit. It will probably explode at some point though.
>>52064
>doots politely behind Trump
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52067
>>52066
"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"

*delivers beverages to respective parties*
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52068
>>52066
Well thats depressing.
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52069
52070
>>52066
Ah, yes. The gnomes.
Does Torc learn anything about the wand?
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52070
52073
>>52069
Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52071
It looks like a cool stick tho.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52072
52074
Tracy silently trots into the Entertron, sadly humming the /mlp/ 4CC anthem as she arrives. After just standing there for a moment, she drops the bag on the ground, and out rolls a severed head too scarred to be identifiable.
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52073
52075 52079
>>52070
You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.

In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52074
>>52072
Can you make me a necklace of ears?
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52075
52076 52084
>>52073
Want to go to cardishore or whatever the gnome town is called?
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52076
52077
>>52075
Are you bored with the game?
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52077
52078
>>52076
No,but the game isnt just kill shit in a dungeon.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52078
52081
>>52077
Can we do that first though?
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52079
52084
>>52073
Oh, yes of course. That makes even more sense than rogue when I think about it.

Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52080
52084
>GM gets mental image of Snek Tarzan swinging through the trees with the gun in his mouth, using a tooth to pull the trigger. With each swing, he fires off a shot,....
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52081
>>52078
I suppose,the automobile is already invented anyway.
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52082
52085
power_rangers__titan_strike_by_kyuubi_of_the_night.png
anthro_cobra_ranger_by_the_newkid-d5wceck.jpg
>Googling "Snake Ranger" gave... strange results
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52083
52086
I'll still monitor the thread, but I have some stuff to do. I'll be streaming the rest of Samurai Jack (last 4 eps) in the background and then probably the MLP movie if anyone wants to join.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52084
>>52080
Kek
>>52079
Yay
>>52075
Considering this dungeon crawling is going nowhere fast? Sure
Anonymous
C6gcl
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No.52085
>>52082
Thats real fucking disgusting.
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52086
52087
>>52083
Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52087
>>52086
Probably about an hour from now
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52088
Tracy kicks the head like a soccerball, and watches it ricochet around the room, before throwing it back in her bag.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52089
52099
We going to play tonight, or are you all watching the superbowl?
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52090
Gonna start the movie when u get in Torcuil (and anyone else who monitors these threads and is bored/causally unoccupied)
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52091
52092
FUCK the superbowl
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52092
>>52091
I don't watch it either.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52093
52094 52095 52108
I would watch if the Denver Broncos were in the superbowl
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52094
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
>>52093
All of my This'es
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
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No.52095
>>52093
This