Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>52621
"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
"I recommend Slovenia, Felicia is too delicate, and she's already been killed."
>>52624
Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
>>52624
Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
>>52627
*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"
>>52629
You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack
*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*
>>52628
"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"
>>52629
You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack
*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*
>>52628
"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
*eyes narrow for a bit*
>>52631
"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
Torc massages his jaw a bit while muttering "that was weird, Thez I meant to say yes..."
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
>>52649
"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
>>52650
"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
>>52651
<whoooooof>
"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
<whoooooof>
"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
Torc looks around a bit
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
>>52656
"There there horsey, it's okay"
I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy
"There there horsey, it's okay"
I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy
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