Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>53238
Please sir, I want some more
>gets smacked with laddle
>>53241
You really need to recreationally nuke them until they calm down.
>normal thursday my ass
*reclines on amorphous fluff-pile with two heads sticking out beside her*
*read bedtime story to birdies*
>>53243*Paladin gives puppy dog eyes at pony*
I am not sure I will ever be back
It's the worst case scenario
>>53252>>53253REEEEEEEEEEEE GIBE DIALOGUE. AND STAY YOU FAGGOT.
>>53217There you go again, declaring actions before you have the chance to act. This is a turn-based interaction. Infernius grappled, you broke the grapple. It was then Infernius' turn, which he re-grappled.
>>53232Nope, in fact its a 4 day weekend starting tomorrow for me
>>53253Wut? Fuck. I seriously hope what I think might be happening isn't happening.
Storm-clouds broil overhead
>>53253>>53252NO, DAMN IT
>>53257> I seriously hope what I think might be happening isn't happening.I'm really hoping we aren't thinking the same thing
>>53261What's happening
>>53263Would that it was that simple. No, this situation is one that is predicated on a rash decision that I made.
*trains for Fleet of Foot*
>>53273
Pets pony head
Do not mistake my apparent absence. I'm all over the place at the moment
*fills body with chocolate icecream until bloated*
>>53277Ben could probably go for some ice cream
I feel like I'm waiting for something...
>>53290
Infernuis rocks the unresponsive brad in his arms