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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1780 replies and 205 files omitted.
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52563
52566
>>52561
Infernius wins again
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52564
52565
>>52550
"I thought we could practice some Spirited Charges while I worked on my mobility."
*Boops button or whatever makes the holodeck tick to create virtual moving targets (what do you wanna charge?)*
*Pulls Lance out of bag*
"As soon as I blow my breath, stab them hard with your stick."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52565
52567
>>52564
>What do I want to charge
Damn that's a difficult question

"Ooh, I know, DRAGONS!"
*Raises lance heroically*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52566
52569 52571
>>52563
*Cuddles and then witholdes sex*
Muwahahaha betrayl
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52567
52571
>>52565
How big?
*Kicks soil*
This can count as training for Mounted Combat or another Fighter feat, if done regularly.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52568
52570 52571
>>52558
Actually, skills are determined by overall level iirc
>>52559
"Are you drunk?"
>>52557
>>52560
What's the difference between levels in bard and these posts?

I aksed for the levels in Bard
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52569
52581
>>52566
<whooooof>
Hands still tied, but now she's sitting triumphantly on top of him.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52570
52572 52573 52575
>>52568
Nods toward Bones, who has a carafe of Covfefe.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52571
52575 52577 52583
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>>52566
SO EVIL!

>>52567
"let's start small...

Young adult, Black"

>>52568
The Theurge levels effectively give you high level sorcer levels, but but will start very small and will take many levels to mean anything
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52572
>>52570
Tracy smiles slightly, glad she bought the old skeleton home.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52573
52574 52583
>>52570
"I should probably try to drink less than three cups a day"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52574
52576
>>52573
"Uh, how many cups of that stuff have you had in the past few days..?"
LJZcR
?
No.52575
52589
[1d100 = 60]
>>52571
>thinks for a second
Actually, I will keep those 2 levels
And get those level 3 bardic spells
>>52570
Ah what the hell, Torc takes a cup and chugs
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52576
52578
>>52574
"Over the past few months... quite a few"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52577
52579 52583
>>52571
Just to figure out how the training room works, how big is the holodeck? Can she make a Run action inside of it?
*Prepares for charge*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52578
52579
>>52576
".... How many of Mr. Bones's recipe..?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52579
52580
>>52577
It would probably be very easy to be held in place and have the appearance of running

"Be careful though pony, they are faster than you. Don't let these fuckers get away. Not again."

>>52578
"Oh I don't trust others to prepare my beverages"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52580
52582
>>52579
"That's fine then."
>Faster
"Only by slightly, and not when I'm running."
*Begins Run action."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52581
52583
>>52569
*picks up thez and spins her upside down*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52582
52590
>>52580
"Suspect is a young adult black male suspected of robbing a trade caravan...

"We've got a positive ID on him"
*prepares lance*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52583
52584 52586 52587 52610
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>>52573
If Trump has seriously been drinking 3 cups a day, he's got a LOT of stacked effects ^_~
>>52571
>levels
True, but Bard will augment arcane spellcasting.

As far as level loss, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be silly to lose more than one level per "session" (meaning, -1 level at the end of the temple). Outside of a dramatic magical effect, it seems that any more at the same time would cause further consequences. Now the rules for level loss (as though it WERE a magical effect) would put the character at 1/2 way to their next level. So, if Thez lost 1 level of Fighter, she would be 47th level, 1/2 way toward 48th.

This capacity would also lend its self toward a more gradual replacement of levels, rather than "cutting a hand off and waiting for it to grow back", metaphorically speaking.
>>52577
Have you seen Star Trek TNG? Not only is the room huge, but don't think about it too much, but it can replicate an environment of virtually unlimited size.
>>52581
<whooooof> Aaaaaand, she's back on top of him. "Still with my hands tied. This is too easy. Hey! I can talk again!" she looks at Tracy. "You saved the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
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No.52584
52585
>>52583
His normal behavior is like that though
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52585
52588
>>52584
We'll just assume he's developed an immunity then, cuz otherwise he's have to betray everyone, lie, speak gibberish, and all the other consequences pretty often.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52586
>>52583
>the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes
"Um, I think so."
*Forks over hypothetical loot*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52587
>>52583
*unzips dick
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52588
>>52585
>That isn't what he's been doing these past three months
Uh... yeah, let's go with that
Anonymous
LJZcR
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No.52589
52591
>>52575
So what happens to Torc?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52590
52592
>>52582
*Charges at full speed, projecting her cone of smoke*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52591
52596
>>52589
A wave of giggles, and the next question he answers must be a lie. The timing, is unfortunate.
"Can you make a permanent shadow-armor augment with those?" Thez asks, nodding toward the dread-wraith-bits.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52592
52594
>>52590
"FREEZE!"
*suspect does not freeze*
PHGLm
?
No.52593
52594 52595
[1d20 = 19]
*charges with a ride-by attack, smoke momentarily blinding the subject*
"Now!"
*Hits with her own lance (meant to mention that) with an ebin Sneak Attack*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52594
>>52593
>>52592

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52595
52597
>>52593
*lances fleeing suspect defensively*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52596
52603
>>52591
"No"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52597
52598 52602
>>52595
Roll your attack
I wanna see how much hypothetical damage
GTyOx
?
No.52598
52601
[1d20 = 11]
>>52597
Rolling
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52599
52603
*Drinks more covfefe*
*fugs thez*
C6gcl
?
No.52600
[1d100 = 63]

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52601
52602
That's interesting, Black Dragons have 10 Dexterity their entire lives.
>>52598
Should've been enough to hit.

Now to figure out the Damage
A medium Lance is a 1d8 weapon, and does triple damage in a spirited charge, then there's the 10d6 Sneak Attack damage because the smoke concealed the Lance's...
Not entirely read-up on damage rolls..
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52602
52608
>>52597
Dragons have damage resistance though, so the first 5 points when using a lance won't count

>>52601
GM should definitely nerf the smoke thing. Giving a Cauchemar 17 levels in rogue is not appropriate for a game less than level 30
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.52603
52604 52611 52613
>>52596
"No. I thought,... oh well."
>>52599
She's still sitting on top of him, playing a game of letting him get the upper hand and then <whooof>
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52604
52606
>>52603
*growls at thez*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52605
>forgot to power attack
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52606
52607
>>52604
?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52607
52616 52621
>>52606
He remembers when she did the same to him
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52608
52609
>>52602
*Nuzzles*
"Splendid charge, Flashy."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52609
52610
>>52608
"He reached for my gun. You saw that right?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52610
52612 52616
>>52583
How much would it benefit Tracy's progression to shed 3 levels now?
>>52609
"Yes, of course dear."
*Nuzzling intensifies*
C6gcl
?
No.52611
[1d20 = 20]
>>52603
*Grapples*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52612
52614
>>52610
*Nuzzles horsey back*