Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52710"pretty much"
>>52712"A moving picture with sound"
>>52709Time travel doesn't create paradoxes,
GM does. ^_^
See, now I'm curious: I wanna see what would happen.
>>52716*confused Minotuar noises*
"What?"
>>52717Im sure nothing major will happen
>>52719Torc slams his head into the bar.
"Forget it"
>>52698*Backs rump into paladin*
>>52721"Oh you mean talmud vision"
>>52718If it didn't happen, then Thez wouldn't have had pity sex with Infernius that night. Which I believe is the sex that got her pregnant. So Adolphina Preston would not exist, although thez probably would have gotten pregnant later anyways. Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single, and probably would have progressed further down Operation Waifu as originally intended, which means Slovenia would be pretty much a girlfriend. Infernius would have never gone down the darth path - probably. There would be no mission to save infernius - no cool gear, no raid of the court city. Possibly that means the court city would never have attacked
>>52722*moves into pony*
>>52724>Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be singlelol no
I had plenty of other cards tonplay
>>52724*Clenches and winks on paladin*
>>52724Torc wouldn't have met death
>>52726The event forced your hand though, that's for sure
>>52729I was about to add that
I am not sure if that whole mess of events surrounding Trollestia would have taken place
>>52728"Good horsey!"
*tries to withhold ejaculating*
>>52729You should go on a date with her some time.
>>52730*Oozes and clams all over him, hind legs shuddering*
>>52731GM won't tell me how to contact her
This is the worst timeline though.
>>52734*Worst timeline
so far.
We can make it better though.
>>52737"I love you too, Flashy."
*Suction increases*
>>52739I doubt it, seems like its gonna get alot grim darker.
[1d20+31 = 39]>>52740Trumpaladin uses the full power of his seduction on the horsey
>>52742Im sure theyll get better for you guys and thez but this universe seems to hate me.
>>52743"Ooooooooooh..! Oh, Flashy..!"
*Sits back on paladin*
"I want to feel all of you!"
>>52744Do you mean meatspace or game?
>>52745*moves penis around to makes sure she's feeling all of it*
"Alright then"
*flexes hands*
*rubs all over horse rear*
>>52747*Grinds horse rear all over body*
>>52749*grinds Paladin front inside of horsey*
>>52748"You?! What're YOU doing?" Death peeks out of the shadows.
>>52751*Puts all of her Str and weight into grinding down on him, her plot completely eclipsing his world*
>>52753I'd hug your character, but the two are far away and Trumpaladin made the mistake of trying to seducing Tracy
>>52755reeeeeeTrumpaladin's energy slowly escapes from his body in liquid form, sucked into the titanic horse vagina and plot above him\r
>>52753I can't speak for the dice, but I do think you're looking at it from the wrong perspective.
>>52756[Happy succubus-pony noises]
*Absorbs life-energy from paladin*
>>52759"Reeeeeee bad horsey, bad!"
>>52760"~Hmmmmph..! When I'm with you, I feel so much more..
powerful."
*Grinds further into paladin, trying to milk out more of the sweet stuff*
>>52761Trumpaladin reeees in futility, as
still more of his essence is sucked out into the pony, and swallowed up by her