Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>53033
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0i0fGovY
Torc somehow does this while continuing his staring contest with Death She's probally gonna win cause no eyelids
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0i0fGovY
Torc somehow does this while continuing his staring contest with Death She's probally gonna win cause no eyelids
Why are we at the top of the overboard again?
>>53047
"Aww..."
*pets pony*
*Pulls her across his lap*
*realizes that both are still on a couch*
"Now use your search skills to find the remote and use magic device skills to turn on Netflix"
"Aww..."
*pets pony*
*Pulls her across his lap*
*realizes that both are still on a couch*
"Now use your search skills to find the remote and use magic device skills to turn on Netflix"
>>53049
"You're adorable sometimes*
*when she comes back to him, he plays with her cute pony forelegs and hooves*
"You're adorable sometimes*
*when she comes back to him, he plays with her cute pony forelegs and hooves*
>>53053
*carries pony into kitchen area*
"While it would be a bit grander to take you to my restaurant, this will work in a hurry"
Trumpaladin makes a delightful set of pasta for himself, and a Trump brand angus stake cooked to blued rare, just the way he imagines Tracy would like it
*gives steak to pony*
"Here you go"
*carries pony into kitchen area*
"While it would be a bit grander to take you to my restaurant, this will work in a hurry"
Trumpaladin makes a delightful set of pasta for himself, and a Trump brand angus stake cooked to blued rare, just the way he imagines Tracy would like it
*gives steak to pony*
"Here you go"
>>53060
Now thoroughly entranced by how adorable this sight is, Trumpaladin starts placing large sized carrots into the pony almost with the soothing glee of tossing papers into a shredder
Now thoroughly entranced by how adorable this sight is, Trumpaladin starts placing large sized carrots into the pony almost with the soothing glee of tossing papers into a shredder
>>53064
*Opens mouth to accept piece of almost-raw meat*
*Closes mouth and chews before swallowing*
[Happy pony noises]
*Opens mouth to accept piece of almost-raw meat*
*Closes mouth and chews before swallowing*
[Happy pony noises]
>>53065
*does this with the entire steak, piece by piece, fascinated to see the pony eat*
*pets pony with other hand*
*does this with the entire steak, piece by piece, fascinated to see the pony eat*
*pets pony with other hand*
>>53066
*Graciously accepts every chunk of meat, chewing each piece thoroughly before swallowing*
*Purrs happily as Brad pets her, appreciating the feeling of his fingers running through her mane*
*Graciously accepts every chunk of meat, chewing each piece thoroughly before swallowing*
*Purrs happily as Brad pets her, appreciating the feeling of his fingers running through her mane*
>>53067
*pulls pony onto his lap and pets her, running fingers through mane and fur and tail, as he starts to eat his own meal*
*pulls pony onto his lap and pets her, running fingers through mane and fur and tail, as he starts to eat his own meal*
Did anyone save that greentext where Anon notices the lack of salt in all of the food in Equestria so he gets into the habit of bringing a saltshaker wherever he goes, and the ponies begin to freak out because they think he's addicted to salt?
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>>53077
*is shocked at this revelation*
*continues eating pasta*
"Did you have a home before coming here, in any proper sense?"
*is shocked at this revelation*
*continues eating pasta*
"Did you have a home before coming here, in any proper sense?"
>>53079
"Yeah, yeah, I know it's junk food, but I just can't get enough of them when they're around.."
>Home
"..Not really... I've hung around places for quite a while, but I was always more of a migratory ungulate." (she's a drifter)
"Yeah, yeah, I know it's junk food, but I just can't get enough of them when they're around.."
>Home
"..Not really... I've hung around places for quite a while, but I was always more of a migratory ungulate." (she's a drifter)
>>53082
"I ended up moving around quite a bit. Multiple cities, generally for different jobs. There was this one time my I almost bought a home but I figured I'd be out of there long before I could pay off the mortgage. Almost got married too. That didn't last. I was in a different state not a half-decade later. My parents had one home where I grew up. I wish I could have stayed rooted....
You like moving around?"
"I ended up moving around quite a bit. Multiple cities, generally for different jobs. There was this one time my I almost bought a home but I figured I'd be out of there long before I could pay off the mortgage. Almost got married too. That didn't last. I was in a different state not a half-decade later. My parents had one home where I grew up. I wish I could have stayed rooted....
You like moving around?"
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