Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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I want a glass chainshirt.
>>56971Strike that, simple
weapons only, but still no armor.
[1d20 = 17]>>56963I know, what did i hunt down?
>>56962Thanka
[1d20 = 20]
Stix continues his sneak past tree of death. He looks at the ground beneath him.
“Sticks... why’d It have to be sticks?”
>>56974It had to be something interesting.Something interesting, I hope.
>>56973Bards get light armor though
>>56975Are you fookin me?
>>56980Oh wait, you aren't Infernius
>>56977>>56976>>56978>>56979Posting has been fug for me today.. Might just be my computer though.
>>56982Oy vey! Our spy networks are on the fritz toda-
I mean... yes goy.,. your computer is very bad today. We know it is tough, so be sure to upgrade to the latest model with the latest in spy... er... security features! You won’t live to regret it.
>>56983Shlomo i have a free train ride for you, please step on to my train.
>>56985FREE? Wait...
Sorry my good goy... er, friend. I don’t ride with those that are not as well educated in the Talmud as I am. I will have to just get free rides from elsewhere.
>>56987Well the my fine white man, the free trainride is only for people who practice Judaism.
>>56988Well why didn’t you say so? You are a true friend of Israel and a good ally. You will go far in life this way.
>>56974What are you looking for exactly? I mean, is he literally hunting game or something, or is he looking for wildlife to put on the ranch?
>>56975And without too much fuss, Stix is able to maneuver his way around the tree and beyond. Wait, didn't he already make it past the tree? Didn't he make the field with the creek?
>>56989*train leaves for Auschwitz.*
>>56990>>56840I thought you said I didn’t. Oh well.
Stix takes in the scenery, not sure what he his next course of action is.
>>56991Going to see a historical site where muh holocaust happened? Excellent! All the goyim must learn of the 6 gorzillion. And then there are the secret deaths of 6 zillion more before it all ever happened!
Tracy is running around in circles right past the creek.
>>56994You could use commune with nature to find monsters in the area.
>>56993Yes we must bever forgetti the sixtysix million.
>>5699616th caster lvl too: that's a 16 mile radius to find any unusual/powerful creature.
>"Checkmate"
"This is uno"
>"So?"
>>56992Hmmmm. Curses, I'm going to have to look for it now.
In any case, yes. Stix has progressed beyond the forest into a large and open grassland, with a small creek running through it. In the distance, he can see the beginnings of a quaint and secluded grove. Oh, and apparently Tracy can be seen running in circles in the distance.
>>56994<ahem> Is he looking to hunt something, or is he looking for something to stick on the ranch?>>56999Twice
>>56997I’m sure you can round it to 66 million and 6 hundred thousand. I’m sure many died fleeing to the oasis that was the USSR. Many a friendly face there, lots of family.
>>57001He walks to the grove while calling out
“Hey Tracy! How did you get here so fast?”
>>57006Would you like a tour of the ovens?
>>57008Wouldn't it be hospitable to offer a tired traveler a shower first?
>>57007“So, this is where that Trollestia character lives huh?”
>>57009Why yes goy... where are your manners?
>>57009>>57010Yees were are my manners im sorry mr shlomo would you like a complementary shower.
>>57011Perhaps later... first I must meet with the tour guide and learn of all the horrible things Hitler did. He was the most evil man in the world you know?
>>57010*icy cold wind sucks all the energy out of the meadow*
"Wat?"
>>57010I would recommend leaving her grove before she ingests a
certain drink >>57013“Umm... I don’t know. That’s why I asked you. Trumpaladin said something about a grove with a Trollestia in it. You know anything about that?”
>>57015Tracy's demented scowl warps a bit before vanishing altogether
"There's nobody like that around here, not that I've sensed over the past couple weeks."
*busies self with wire*
"Just me, enjoying the scenery*
>>57016“Oh, alright. I guess I will scout around since I have no clue as to where I am right now. But first... how has your rock been doing? You two getting along?”
>>57017"If you find anything around here, be sure to get back and tell me about it m'kay?"
>rock"Ummm.. ugh.. not exactly so sure yet.."
*taps jar*