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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
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No.56794
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Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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Anonymous
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>>57321
Again, Stix wouldn’t know. He was only told to be careful when speaking to her and never has sex.
Anonymous
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>>57321
It was Aldebaran whiskey, since we're spoiling possible shenanigens
>>57322
Holy shit, someone who is deliberately avoiding metafagging
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57315
I, personally, prefer nightmares in every way, desu.
A nightmare isn't as fast as unicorn, but it's abilities are better for basic utility.
Then again, I prefer Blackguard aesthetics, so I guess we have differing tastes. I just like the image of a fiery horse using its phantom abilities to slip through the ranks so that its rider can go straight to the boss and flank him because concealment.
Anonymous
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>>57322
Advice: If Trollestia suggests drinks, I would recommend a cocktail of ammonia and bleach.
>>57323
What's that supposed to mean?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57326
>>57323
>>57322
*claps in approval*
Anonymous
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No.57327
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>>57325
You may suggest it, but Stix wouldn’t have access to any.
Anonymous
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No.57328
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>>57327
Unless she whips some up, not sure of her power set
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57329
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>>57328
She has at least 17 hit dice.
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57330
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>>57325
Which part? The whiskey or the metafagging?
Anonymous
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No.57331
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>>57330
The metafagging
Anonymous
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>>57329
Umm... can you give me some kind of comparison? It sounds like a lot, but I have no idea if that is big or crazy big.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57324
Shit, if I weren't a pony, I'd totally want a nightmare like Targaraene.
Anonymous
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>>57324
There's frankly pretty good merit to both. A nightmare is more mobile, which for a Warrior is probably the more important quality because mobility is by far the warrior's greatest weakness.

I was hoping to have both, like two cars. So when you assume that it's actually pretty awesome

>>57323
No, shenanigans are still possible

Can Charm potion be used like a love potion? I think it's literally named "Elixor of Love"
Anonymous
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No.57335
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>>57331
Have you even seen these threads?
Anonymous
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No.57336
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>>57334
HEY, THOSE ARE MINE
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57337
>>57332
At least as powerful as a 17th level character, maybe higher because level adjustment.
Also, she can teleport outside of her own territory, for some reason.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57338
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>>57334
According to the handbooks i read, charm potions count as poisons as far as paladin's code is concerned, so no date-rape drugs.
Unicorns are immune to charm in SRD.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57339
>>57333
I need levels so I can summon my cohort.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57340
I haven't seen Infernius's tripflag all day.
Anonymous
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>>57332
In terms of her base animal she is a celestial charger, which is a CR 13 and as strong as a young adult Red Dragon, or an even older one of the smaller dragons. However, she's been seen to demonstrate powers beyond that of a Celestial Charger. She's also the smartest foe the Party has ever gone up against, outsmarting them with tricks on several occasions. She can be talked down, but it's not so easy as to take for granted
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57341
I still don't get how a Good Domain Cleric would be allowed to use innocent creatures as stunt-doubles and be a rapist on top of that.
Anonymous
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No.57343
>>57335
I'm hurt
>>57342
That's a good point
Anonymous
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>>57341
Foe? Last Stix talked to Trumpaladin, Trollestia was suggested to be visited to learn the area and maybe get advice on what to do next. Being an enemy is new to me.
>>57342
I really need to go back through the old threads and see this.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57345
>>57342
I mean, what did Felicia do to deserve that? My original plan was to push her to the ghouls too, so no revival.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57344
>>57341
Why would you tell him to do that?
Anonymous
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>>57338
Uh huh

Also,
>implying it would be used on her

>>57342
Fucking really. I guess the answer is because it was funny as hell?

>>57336
Maybe Infernius can turn you into Leslie and the potion can be given back

>>57344
She's only an enemy if you intentionally make her one. Which is exactly what Tracy's faggot did

>>57346
Because Stix wanted to meet someone who knew about the forest
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57342
If half my spells weren't ebil, I might just decide to be good, because I haven't had very many chances to play an ebil character...
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57347
But Trollestia isn't in the forest.
Anonymous
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>>57347
>Maybe Infernius can turn you into Leslie and the potion can be given back
We agreed to never speak about that

Anonymous
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No.57351
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>>57347
So very this. Trollestia as a character was designed to allow GM to effectively emote "Are you sure that's what you want to do?"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57352
>>57347
>is exactly what Tracy's faggot did
There was no other way to handle that in character. Good riddance she's gone, because Tracy would just be trying to kill her at every chance.
Anonymous
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No.57353
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>>57350
I'm talking about in the future

>>57349
When she was Scryed she was in a forest. Where else would she be? In any event, it's a best guess

Anonymous
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No.57354
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>>57349
To Tracy's ability to detect, this is true
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57348
Actually, fuck it.
I think I might just go back to being CN for now.
>>57353
Another forest, I guess.
Tracy's been prowling around the place in case she ever decides to show her face again.

We could try Discern Location to try and pinpoint her, if it's important.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57354
>to Tracy's ability to detect
Shit, I might just burn it all down after all..
Anonymous
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No.57357
>>57351
Please never change her. I love her like that

>>57356
>metafagging this hard
Anonymous
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No.57358
>>57356
>Tracy is fixin' to wake up in the entertron for egregious metafagging
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57359
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>>57355
I want to be able to kill more good-aligned enemies.. It feels like I haven't really been ebil at all lately. I might just give up on that altogether at this rate, since it only makes her easier to detect..
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57359
I'm going to be neutral until I decide against it.
Anonymous
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>>57360
*licks horsey*
Anonymous
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>>57360
Fight your dark desires Tracy! Don’t give in!
Anonymous
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>>57362
huh?
Anonymous
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No.57364
>>57363
Just playing around
Anonymous
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>>57360
Please don't say True Neutral, that's boring
Anonymous
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No.57366
>>57365
True Nuetral is the most evil of all alignments
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57362
>>57365
Nah, I've just been feeling pretty whitepilled when it comes to story development recently. Up until this point, I haven't really gotten to reap the benefits of playing an ebil character, and all I've really done is smash mindless skeletons while fighting for the good guys. If Chaotic Good characters are allowed to skullfuck their enemies, use innocents as bait for escape, eat people's eyeball, and be rapists, even in the context of clergy, I may as well just be neutral so that I'm not affected by affects that target ebil creatures.
I wanted to be ebil so I could steal and murder and imagine the screaming, begging faces of the weaklings I'd get to kill mercilessly, but it looks like I'll never get to do any of those things, so I'll just say I'm neutral.
Anonymous
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>>57367
>use innocents as bait for escape
I'm still regretting that.
Not the innocent thing, more the not letting you kill Troll
Anonymous
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No.57369
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>>57262
Fuck you dude, ideas aren't going to hurt anything.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57368
That wasn't a chaotic good thing to do, imo.
I'm actually kind of jelly, because I never got a chance to do something that horrible.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>57369
This