Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57321Again, Stix wouldn’t know. He was only told to be careful when speaking to her and never has sex.
>>57321It was Aldebaran whiskey, since we're spoiling possible shenanigens
>>57322Holy shit, someone who is deliberately
avoiding metafagging
>>57315I, personally, prefer nightmares in every way, desu.
A nightmare isn't as fast as unicorn, but it's abilities are better for basic utility.
Then again, I prefer Blackguard aesthetics, so I guess we have differing tastes. I just like the image of a fiery horse using its phantom abilities to slip through the ranks so that its rider can go straight to the boss and flank him because concealment.
>>57322Advice: If Trollestia suggests drinks, I would recommend a cocktail of ammonia and bleach.
>>57323What's that supposed to mean?
>>57325You may suggest it, but Stix wouldn’t have access to any.
>>57327Unless she whips some up, not sure of her power set
>>57328She has at least 17 hit dice.
>>57325Which part? The whiskey or the metafagging?
>>57329Umm... can you give me some kind of comparison? It sounds like a lot, but I have no idea if that is big or crazy big.
>>57324Shit, if I weren't a pony, I'd totally want a nightmare like Targaraene.
>>57324There's frankly pretty good merit to both. A nightmare is more mobile, which for a Warrior is probably the more important quality because mobility is by far the warrior's greatest weakness.
I was hoping to have both, like two cars. So when you assume that it's actually pretty awesome
>>57323No, shenanigans are still possible
Can Charm potion be used like a love potion? I think it's literally named "Elixor of Love"
>>57331Have you even seen these threads?
>>57332At least as powerful as a 17th level character, maybe higher because level adjustment.
Also, she can teleport outside of her own territory, for some reason.
>>57334According to the handbooks i read, charm potions count as poisons as far as paladin's code is concerned, so no date-rape drugs.
Unicorns are immune to charm in SRD.
>>57333I need levels so I can summon my cohort.
I haven't seen Infernius's tripflag all day.
>>57332In terms of her base animal she is a celestial charger, which is a CR 13 and as strong as a young adult Red Dragon, or an even older one of the smaller dragons. However, she's been seen to demonstrate powers beyond that of a Celestial Charger. She's also the smartest foe the Party has ever gone up against, outsmarting them with tricks on several occasions. She can be talked down, but it's not so easy as to take for granted
>>57341I still don't get how a Good Domain Cleric would be allowed to use innocent creatures as stunt-doubles and be a rapist on top of that.
>>57341Foe? Last Stix talked to Trumpaladin, Trollestia was suggested to be visited to learn the area and maybe get advice on what to do next. Being an enemy is new to me.
>>57342I really need to go back through the old threads and see this.
>>57342I mean, what did Felicia do to deserve that? My original plan was to push her to the ghouls too, so no revival.
>>57344>>57341Why would you tell him to do that?
>>57338Uh huh
Also,
>implying it would be used on her>>57342Fucking really. I guess the answer is because it was funny as hell?
>>57336Maybe Infernius can turn you into Leslie and the potion can be given back
>>57344She's only an enemy if you intentionally make her one. Which is exactly what Tracy's faggot did
>>57346Because Stix wanted to meet someone who knew about the forest
>>57342If half my spells weren't ebil, I might just decide to be good, because I haven't had very many chances to play an ebil character...
>>57347But Trollestia isn't in the forest.
>>57347>Maybe Infernius can turn you into Leslie and the potion can be given backWe agreed to never speak about that
>>57347So very this. Trollestia as a character was designed to allow GM to effectively emote "Are you sure that's what you want to do?"
>>57347>is exactly what Tracy's faggot didThere was no other way to handle that in character. Good riddance she's gone, because Tracy would just be trying to kill her at every chance.
>>57350I'm talking about in the future
>>57349When she was Scryed she was in a forest. Where else would she be? In any event, it's a best guess
>>57349To Tracy's ability to detect, this is true
>>57348Actually, fuck it.
I think I might just go back to being CN for now.
>>57353Another forest, I guess.
Tracy's been prowling around the place in case she ever decides to show her face again.
We could try Discern Location to try and pinpoint her, if it's important.
>>57354>to Tracy's ability to detectShit, I might just burn it all down after all..
>>57351Please never change her. I love her like that
>>57356>metafagging this hard >>57355I want to be able to kill more good-aligned enemies.. It feels like I haven't really been ebil at all lately. I might just give up on that altogether at this rate, since it only makes her easier to detect..
>>57359I'm going to be neutral until I decide against it.
>>57360Fight your dark desires Tracy! Don’t give in!
>>57360Please don't say True Neutral, that's boring
>>57365True Nuetral is the most evil of all alignments
>>57362>>57365Nah, I've just been feeling pretty whitepilled when it comes to story development recently. Up until this point, I haven't really gotten to reap the benefits of playing an ebil character, and all I've really done is smash mindless skeletons while fighting for the good guys. If Chaotic Good characters are allowed to skullfuck their enemies, use innocents as bait for escape, eat people's eyeball, and be rapists, even in the context of clergy, I may as well just be neutral so that I'm not affected by affects that target ebil creatures.
I wanted to be ebil so I could steal and murder and imagine the screaming, begging faces of the weaklings I'd get to kill mercilessly, but it looks like I'll never get to do any of those things, so I'll just say I'm neutral.
>>57367>use innocents as bait for escapeI'm still regretting that.
Not the innocent thing, more the not letting you kill Troll
>>57262Fuck you dude, ideas aren't going to hurt anything.
>>57368That wasn't a chaotic good thing to do, imo.
I'm actually kind of jelly, because I never got a chance to do something that horrible.