Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Tracy spits out dirt and curses.
"Well if I can't sing, what music do you like?"
>"I thought you'd never ask"
Suddenly, Mr. Snek is wearing sunglasses and a hat that Torc finds somewhat familiar.
He also now has a speaker playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSLPkVHScVw
>"I thought you'd never ask"
Suddenly, Mr. Snek is wearing sunglasses and a hat that Torc finds somewhat familiar.
He also now has a speaker playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSLPkVHScVw
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Tracy wanders back towards the grove to check out on howto set up her barbed wire.
>>56807
Well maybe not as late as the weekend, but I have to revamp Cardashil if that's where Tracy is headed, since its been a minute since the last time "I thought Tracy/party was going to Cardashil".
Xp
Well maybe not as late as the weekend, but I have to revamp Cardashil if that's where Tracy is headed, since its been a minute since the last time "I thought Tracy/party was going to Cardashil".
Xp
Stix wanders back into the forest. This time, hoping to avoid suspicious looking trees that may be home to various killer creatures.
There should be a cottage next to the ranch.. Outta build one.
Tracy carefully checks on her jar to see if the hoof-eating soccerball is still alive.
>>56820
Aware that following small footprints got him into trouble last time, he curbs his natural curiosity and stays on a path to what he believes is where Trumpaladin said there was a grove.
Aware that following small footprints got him into trouble last time, he curbs his natural curiosity and stays on a path to what he believes is where Trumpaladin said there was a grove.
>>56822
Its stuck to the side of the jar, but otherwise fine
>>56823
With that thought in mind, Stix notices that the various spiralling trails which surround the tree come from only 3 of the cardinal directions, and that beyond the tree, there appears to be an almost (almost) absence of any natural foot-traffic. In the distance he can see a sweeping plain, with a small body of water weaving its way through the grass.
Its stuck to the side of the jar, but otherwise fine
>>56823
With that thought in mind, Stix notices that the various spiralling trails which surround the tree come from only 3 of the cardinal directions, and that beyond the tree, there appears to be an almost (almost) absence of any natural foot-traffic. In the distance he can see a sweeping plain, with a small body of water weaving its way through the grass.
>>56824
Naturally, the plain would be a good place to check out.
But could he make it around the tree without possibly alerting anything?
will this need a roll?
Naturally, the plain would be a good place to check out.
But could he make it around the tree without possibly alerting anything?
will this need a roll?
[1d20+21 = 25]
[hard-working mudpony noises]
"I'm glad I have this magick hand, or this barbed wire would be insufferable."
>>56824
Sleight of Hand to slip a tiny sandwich into the jar before it notices.
[hard-working mudpony noises]
"I'm glad I have this magick hand, or this barbed wire would be insufferable."
>>56824
Sleight of Hand to slip a tiny sandwich into the jar before it notices.
Before he can move 3 feet, Stix is suddenly surrounded by Gibbers, who tear at him from all sides until he's a dilapidated corpse.
I'm kidding, carry on past the tree.
I'm kidding, carry on past the tree.
>>56836
I wouldn’t have been surprised... hehe
Stix makes it to the clearing and takes a look around.
I wouldn’t have been surprised... hehe
Stix makes it to the clearing and takes a look around.
>>56837
Not to the clearing yet, but well on the way.
>>56838
This is good. I like this. It happens.
https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TM
BGM cuz. I'm still analyzing this song. There's a nugget in there I haven't dislodged,....
Not to the clearing yet, but well on the way.
>>56838
This is good. I like this. It happens.
https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TM
BGM cuz. I'm still analyzing this song. There's a nugget in there I haven't dislodged,....
>>56840
Stix thought it was the clearing, but was only fantasizing he had made it. Strange, but I guess it wasn’t the first time he could swear his dream was real.
He continues to sneak...
I have no idea what I’m doing half the time, sorry
Stix thought it was the clearing, but was only fantasizing he had made it. Strange, but I guess it wasn’t the first time he could swear his dream was real.
He continues to sneak...
I have no idea what I’m doing half the time, sorry
[1d20 = 14]
>>56840
By the way, that is some satanic/demon possession type stuff in that video... that ain’t right.
>>56840
By the way, that is some satanic/demon possession type stuff in that video... that ain’t right.
>>56846
Upon inspection, Tracy can see that its rather stuck. It seems to have adhered to the bottom corner of the jar, and while it did a decent job of eating the sammich, its still kinda fixed. They really should learn to restrict their glue-secretions.
Upon inspection, Tracy can see that its rather stuck. It seems to have adhered to the bottom corner of the jar, and while it did a decent job of eating the sammich, its still kinda fixed. They really should learn to restrict their glue-secretions.
>>56847
I can see how it could be interpreted that way, but I see it differently. I see it as the divide between child-like sensibilities and modern expectation and socialization, resulting in (per the lyrics) an individual who is torn between two extremes.
I can see how it could be interpreted that way, but I see it differently. I see it as the divide between child-like sensibilities and modern expectation and socialization, resulting in (per the lyrics) an individual who is torn between two extremes.
>>56849
They can't undo their own glue?
Tracy gives the creature another sandwich, since Elway knows how long it's been since it last ate.
They can't undo their own glue?
Tracy gives the creature another sandwich, since Elway knows how long it's been since it last ate.
>>56853
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Ignore this as Torc and snek fight over musical tastes
Ignore this as Torc and snek fight over musical tastes
"Some-"
>"What are you doing?"
"BODY ONCE TOLD ME-"
>"No, plz"
"THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME-
>"I'll 360 no-scope u m8"
"I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SH-"
Torc is cut off by Snek grabbing him and dangling him off the ship
>"What are you doing?"
"BODY ONCE TOLD ME-"
>"No, plz"
"THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME-
>"I'll 360 no-scope u m8"
"I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SH-"
Torc is cut off by Snek grabbing him and dangling him off the ship
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Can Tracy craft an ebil version of a Sun blade? A black sun blade?
>>56862
"I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, AND I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT BACK OUT OF IT!"
>"You really aren't in the position to make threats."
"PULL ME UP"
>"What's that, you want a free airship ride?"
"NO!"
"I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, AND I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT BACK OUT OF IT!"
>"You really aren't in the position to make threats."
"PULL ME UP"
>"What's that, you want a free airship ride?"
"NO!"
[2d20 = 30]
>>56873
"Theres no hotel rooom around here, sit down on that rock over there me make fire"
*gathers wood and makes a fire*
>>56873
"Theres no hotel rooom around here, sit down on that rock over there me make fire"
*gathers wood and makes a fire*
>>56871
"DO WHAT YOU WA-"
Snek sighs and lets go
"CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE"
>"Wut?"
Snek then sees Torc flying next to the ship
"YOU ARE A PIRATE"
Snek resigns to his fate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdi-CMwSXlQ
"DO WHAT YOU WA-"
Snek sighs and lets go
"CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE"
>"Wut?"
Snek then sees Torc flying next to the ship
"YOU ARE A PIRATE"
Snek resigns to his fate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdi-CMwSXlQ
>>56877
"Reeeeeee! We can drive until we hit Cardishore! I am good at night, I do it all the time..."
"Reeeeeee! We can drive until we hit Cardishore! I am good at night, I do it all the time..."
>>56881
Cardishore is as far from Sparintenar as it is from Port Barry, and directly along the path. The destination, I think? is Gatesil or Greensil. With Greensil being a more direct path from Krenshall. Probably the most logical thing to do would be to head to Krenshall and try to meet up with Torcuil and try to take the much faster airship, but just going there is another possibility.
Infernius wants to capm along the road for some reason... Trumpaladin would have kept going until reaching Cardishore (hopefully before midnight) set up a room there, then gone all day the next day (because the sils are very far away)
Cardishore is as far from Sparintenar as it is from Port Barry, and directly along the path. The destination, I think? is Gatesil or Greensil. With Greensil being a more direct path from Krenshall. Probably the most logical thing to do would be to head to Krenshall and try to meet up with Torcuil and try to take the much faster airship, but just going there is another possibility.
Infernius wants to capm along the road for some reason... Trumpaladin would have kept going until reaching Cardishore (hopefully before midnight) set up a room there, then gone all day the next day (because the sils are very far away)
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*Puts up fence*
>>56853
You may have a point. To a degree its an indictment of of the mentality of society and the mentality that is being forced on the younger generations, and the coping methods that are both resorted to and in many ways conditioned to utilize. In a way, it resonates with the concerns I have for the over-saturation of dopamine-producing experiences and devices. Social media addiction translates to other forms of addiction quite readily, and considering the degree of maturation that is stunted by reliance on such devices and things (and I say that, having devoted the first 20 years to emergent video game consoles) the general message of the song (and the coreography of the video) makes sense in that context.
You may have a point. To a degree its an indictment of of the mentality of society and the mentality that is being forced on the younger generations, and the coping methods that are both resorted to and in many ways conditioned to utilize. In a way, it resonates with the concerns I have for the over-saturation of dopamine-producing experiences and devices. Social media addiction translates to other forms of addiction quite readily, and considering the degree of maturation that is stunted by reliance on such devices and things (and I say that, having devoted the first 20 years to emergent video game consoles) the general message of the song (and the coreography of the video) makes sense in that context.
>>56915
>choreography
I know they did direct it... but it still looks like someone said: run around like a madman and we will make bucket loads of money.
the part where she messed with her eye was no accident... tin hat intensifies
>choreography
I know they did direct it... but it still looks like someone said: run around like a madman and we will make bucket loads of money.
the part where she messed with her eye was no accident... tin hat intensifies
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>>56924
Was just going to mention those.
The entire estate can be divided into sections based on element.
The gorgons and cockatrices can go in the rock farm.
Was just going to mention those.
The entire estate can be divided into sections based on element.
The gorgons and cockatrices can go in the rock farm.
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>>56926
I want firebreathing, screaming, fiendish goats/sheep.
I'll use Infuego as a stud.
*dresses up goat in bightly-colored bedazzled purple pimp hat, leopard-spotted pimp jacket, and a whole bunch of gold chains and other swag*
I want firebreathing, screaming, fiendish goats/sheep.
I'll use Infuego as a stud.
*dresses up goat in bightly-colored bedazzled purple pimp hat, leopard-spotted pimp jacket, and a whole bunch of gold chains and other swag*
>>56927
Plenty.
They should have a farm aesthetic though.
Gorgons look like cows, cockatrices look like chickens, and so on.
Plenty.
They should have a farm aesthetic though.
Gorgons look like cows, cockatrices look like chickens, and so on.
[complaints about barbed wire being more difficult to handle than you'd think]
>>56916
No doubt, and I'm not dismissing the inevitable (((influence))) in the video, though the assertion that its not coreographed is false, as there have been repeat performances. Addtly, the girls in question clearly has dance and gymnastics training.
Having said, and having poured over the music, lyrics, and imagery, it strikes me that song pertains to suicide.
>>56917
Ehhhh, not quite, but agreed; not livestock
>>56919
They're better than oni
>>56928
>firebreathing goat
That's almost exactly what he is
No doubt, and I'm not dismissing the inevitable (((influence))) in the video, though the assertion that its not coreographed is false, as there have been repeat performances. Addtly, the girls in question clearly has dance and gymnastics training.
Having said, and having poured over the music, lyrics, and imagery, it strikes me that song pertains to suicide.
>>56917
Ehhhh, not quite, but agreed; not livestock
>>56919
They're better than oni
>>56928
>firebreathing goat
That's almost exactly what he is
>>56940
Yeah, I know it was directed... just looks like it wasn’t. It’s just that weird interpretative dance/new age stuff. and “suicide” is something Hollywood knows a great deal about... *upgrading from tin foil hat to full body suit*
Yeah, I know it was directed... just looks like it wasn’t. It’s just that weird interpretative dance/new age stuff. and “suicide” is something Hollywood knows a great deal about... *upgrading from tin foil hat to full body suit*
>>56941
Fun fact, the duration of the song is 3:33, and the album is called 1000 Forms of Fear
>suit
Pleb, I have tinfoil cover-alls
Fun fact, the duration of the song is 3:33, and the album is called 1000 Forms of Fear
>suit
Pleb, I have tinfoil cover-alls
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>>56945
Yes... now I just have to obtain said armor of the mighty crusaders against the phoenix.
>>56947
Looks like this one doesn’t, but they have smaller ones that do. These guys are nuts.
Yes... now I just have to obtain said armor of the mighty crusaders against the phoenix.
>>56947
Looks like this one doesn’t, but they have smaller ones that do. These guys are nuts.
>>56949
Aluminum was more expensive than any metal in medieval times. It was almost unheard of.
It's actually pretty recently that humans have had the capacity to refine it, and now it's so cheap it's often thrown away.
I imagine it's be really light, but not that hard at all, and it blocks mind-affecting/enchantment affects when it directly covers the head.
Aluminum was more expensive than any metal in medieval times. It was almost unheard of.
It's actually pretty recently that humans have had the capacity to refine it, and now it's so cheap it's often thrown away.
I imagine it's be really light, but not that hard at all, and it blocks mind-affecting/enchantment affects when it directly covers the head.
>>56950
>rarity
Meh. Off the cuff, I would rate it as having greater hardness than wood (but less than steel obv), and significantly lighter. Basically, I'm seeing it as being diet Mythril, except with mind-shielding
>rarity
Meh. Off the cuff, I would rate it as having greater hardness than wood (but less than steel obv), and significantly lighter. Basically, I'm seeing it as being diet Mythril, except with mind-shielding
>>56954
>>56955
Uhm,... the process is a bit more complicated than that. You're welcome to build a cottage but you might want to talk to Slovenia, as a log cabin is rather resource consumptive (A tree?) whereas a tree that is properly milled might suit the purpose (it will still take more than one tree). Also, chopping down a tree and THEN building a cabin is also resource (time) consumptive.
>>56955
Uhm,... the process is a bit more complicated than that. You're welcome to build a cottage but you might want to talk to Slovenia, as a log cabin is rather resource consumptive (A tree?) whereas a tree that is properly milled might suit the purpose (it will still take more than one tree). Also, chopping down a tree and THEN building a cabin is also resource (time) consumptive.
>>56956
What I had in mind was really a makeshift box-thing to store wire-coils and materials; not a shelter of any kind.
I guess that could wait though.
What I had in mind was really a makeshift box-thing to store wire-coils and materials; not a shelter of any kind.
I guess that could wait though.
>>56958
Yeah, a temporary one.
I was just bored tbh. Would have her train/craft, but she's away from the tower.
Yeah, a temporary one.
I was just bored tbh. Would have her train/craft, but she's away from the tower.
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>>56959
Actually, fug it, she was last training for Fleet of Foot.
Tracy runs around in circles in the meadow, trying to figure out how to turn on a dime.
Actually, fug it, she was last training for Fleet of Foot.
Tracy runs around in circles in the meadow, trying to figure out how to turn on a dime.
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>>56941
Quick follow up, I was right. The song Chandelier was written in the aftermath of a period where she lost a partner to an accident and descended into a period of serious drug and alcoholism from which she almost took her life, having penned a suicide note.
Quick follow up, I was right. The song Chandelier was written in the aftermath of a period where she lost a partner to an accident and descended into a period of serious drug and alcoholism from which she almost took her life, having penned a suicide note.
>>56967
Still working on it. Quarter-inch thick aluminum obviously kicks the crap out of leather as far as protection, and isn't terribly encumbering. Also, I should point out that sorcerers aren't subject to the same armor restrictions wizards are.
Still working on it. Quarter-inch thick aluminum obviously kicks the crap out of leather as far as protection, and isn't terribly encumbering. Also, I should point out that sorcerers aren't subject to the same armor restrictions wizards are.
I want a glass chainshirt.
>>56969
>Also, I should point out that sorcerers aren't subject to the same armor restrictions wizards are.
WHAT
>Also, I should point out that sorcerers aren't subject to the same armor restrictions wizards are.
WHAT
>>56971
>Armor of any type interferes with a sorcerer’s gestures, which can cause his spells with somatic components to fail.
Wrong
>Armor of any type interferes with a sorcerer’s gestures, which can cause his spells with somatic components to fail.
Wrong
[1d20 = 20]
Stix continues his sneak past tree of death. He looks at the ground beneath him.
“Sticks... why’d It have to be sticks?”
Stix continues his sneak past tree of death. He looks at the ground beneath him.
“Sticks... why’d It have to be sticks?”
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Reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>56982
Oy vey! Our spy networks are on the fritz toda-
I mean... yes goy.,. your computer is very bad today. We know it is tough, so be sure to upgrade to the latest model with the latest in spy... er... security features! You won’t live to regret it.
Oy vey! Our spy networks are on the fritz toda-
I mean... yes goy.,. your computer is very bad today. We know it is tough, so be sure to upgrade to the latest model with the latest in spy... er... security features! You won’t live to regret it.
*rolls in grass*
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>>56985
FREE? Wait...
Sorry my good goy... er, friend. I don’t ride with those that are not as well educated in the Talmud as I am. I will have to just get free rides from elsewhere.
FREE? Wait...
Sorry my good goy... er, friend. I don’t ride with those that are not as well educated in the Talmud as I am. I will have to just get free rides from elsewhere.
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>>56988
Well why didn’t you say so? You are a true friend of Israel and a good ally. You will go far in life this way.
Well why didn’t you say so? You are a true friend of Israel and a good ally. You will go far in life this way.
>>56974
What are you looking for exactly? I mean, is he literally hunting game or something, or is he looking for wildlife to put on the ranch?
>>56975
And without too much fuss, Stix is able to maneuver his way around the tree and beyond. Wait, didn't he already make it past the tree? Didn't he make the field with the creek?
What are you looking for exactly? I mean, is he literally hunting game or something, or is he looking for wildlife to put on the ranch?
>>56975
And without too much fuss, Stix is able to maneuver his way around the tree and beyond. Wait, didn't he already make it past the tree? Didn't he make the field with the creek?
>>56991
Going to see a historical site where muh holocaust happened? Excellent! All the goyim must learn of the 6 gorzillion. And then there are the secret deaths of 6 zillion more before it all ever happened!
Going to see a historical site where muh holocaust happened? Excellent! All the goyim must learn of the 6 gorzillion. And then there are the secret deaths of 6 zillion more before it all ever happened!
Tracy is running around in circles right past the creek.
>>56992
Hmmmm. Curses, I'm going to have to look for it now.
In any case, yes. Stix has progressed beyond the forest into a large and open grassland, with a small creek running through it. In the distance, he can see the beginnings of a quaint and secluded grove. Oh, and apparently Tracy can be seen running in circles in the distance.
>>56994
<ahem> Is he looking to hunt something, or is he looking for something to stick on the ranch?
>>56999
Twice
Hmmmm. Curses, I'm going to have to look for it now.
In any case, yes. Stix has progressed beyond the forest into a large and open grassland, with a small creek running through it. In the distance, he can see the beginnings of a quaint and secluded grove. Oh, and apparently Tracy can be seen running in circles in the distance.
>>56994
<ahem> Is he looking to hunt something, or is he looking for something to stick on the ranch?
>>56999
Twice
>>57011
Perhaps later... first I must meet with the tour guide and learn of all the horrible things Hitler did. He was the most evil man in the world you know?
Perhaps later... first I must meet with the tour guide and learn of all the horrible things Hitler did. He was the most evil man in the world you know?
>>57013
“Umm... I don’t know. That’s why I asked you. Trumpaladin said something about a grove with a Trollestia in it. You know anything about that?”
“Umm... I don’t know. That’s why I asked you. Trumpaladin said something about a grove with a Trollestia in it. You know anything about that?”
>>57015
Tracy's demented scowl warps a bit before vanishing altogether
"There's nobody like that around here, not that I've sensed over the past couple weeks."
*busies self with wire*
"Just me, enjoying the scenery*
Tracy's demented scowl warps a bit before vanishing altogether
"There's nobody like that around here, not that I've sensed over the past couple weeks."
*busies self with wire*
"Just me, enjoying the scenery*
>>57016
“Oh, alright. I guess I will scout around since I have no clue as to where I am right now. But first... how has your rock been doing? You two getting along?”
“Oh, alright. I guess I will scout around since I have no clue as to where I am right now. But first... how has your rock been doing? You two getting along?”
>>57017
"If you find anything around here, be sure to get back and tell me about it m'kay?"
>rock
"Ummm.. ugh.. not exactly so sure yet.."
*taps jar*
"If you find anything around here, be sure to get back and tell me about it m'kay?"
>rock
"Ummm.. ugh.. not exactly so sure yet.."
*taps jar*
Would a spellcraft check allow Torc to summon a bowling ball above someones head?
And if it fails would it appear above Torc's head?
And if it fails would it appear above Torc's head?
>>57025
“Indeed. Just got to make some steps to getting used to it.”
Stix pauses for a while, pondering if it would be safe to ask her a question.
“I hope you don’t mind me asking, but do you remember how you got here?”
“Indeed. Just got to make some steps to getting used to it.”
Stix pauses for a while, pondering if it would be safe to ask her a question.
“I hope you don’t mind me asking, but do you remember how you got here?”
[1d20 = 18]
>>57027
>A bowling ball? Myeh,….
You underestimate Torc's power...
Anyway, Torc tries to summon a coconut above Snek's head for his basic misunderstanding of common games.
>>57027
>A bowling ball? Myeh,….
You underestimate Torc's power...
Anyway, Torc tries to summon a coconut above Snek's head for his basic misunderstanding of common games.
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>>57035
I’m so confused! Stix entered the clearing... talked to Tracy, who I thought was by a river/creak and the grove was beyond that... what is the layout here?
I’m so confused! Stix entered the clearing... talked to Tracy, who I thought was by a river/creak and the grove was beyond that... what is the layout here?
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>>57039
Sigh. Okay, let me be very specific. Well into the forest is the gnarly tree that the gibbers inhabit. There used to be a stash of jew gold there, but that's long gone. From Stix' direction, this led to the edge of the clearing with the creek. This clearing is approx. the size of a football field. Beyond that is the grove where Tracy was chasing her tail, which I notice now Stix "walked to" in >>57006 so I suppose he is at/in the grove.
goddamn fast travel shit
Sigh. Okay, let me be very specific. Well into the forest is the gnarly tree that the gibbers inhabit. There used to be a stash of jew gold there, but that's long gone. From Stix' direction, this led to the edge of the clearing with the creek. This clearing is approx. the size of a football field. Beyond that is the grove where Tracy was chasing her tail, which I notice now Stix "walked to" in >>57006 so I suppose he is at/in the grove.
goddamn fast travel shit
>>57042
Sorry GM... I’m still newfag and don’t get how to tell where I am spatially yet. o_o
I figured when I said I was walking toward the grove, I was moving while talking to Tracy. Sorry for my confusion.
Sorry GM... I’m still newfag and don’t get how to tell where I am spatially yet. o_o
I figured when I said I was walking toward the grove, I was moving while talking to Tracy. Sorry for my confusion.
>"Are you sure we didn't pass the gnomes already?"
"What? Yes I'm sure! Are you doubting my navigation skills?"
>"Yes"
"What? Yes I'm sure! Are you doubting my navigation skills?"
>"Yes"
>>57045
No need to apologize, I should have been more descriptive with the environment. This is an area that Tracy extensively wandered, so I just reverted to my recollection.
No need to apologize, I should have been more descriptive with the environment. This is an area that Tracy extensively wandered, so I just reverted to my recollection.
>>57002
Why would he know about the ranch, and how would he carry live animals along a very, very long road trip across multiple cities?
Why would he know about the ranch, and how would he carry live animals along a very, very long road trip across multiple cities?
>>57052
Why the contention? Tracy and Infernius have both spoken of having a ranch. Perhaps not to one another (in meta), but that doesn't preclude him from seeking an animal.
Why the contention? Tracy and Infernius have both spoken of having a ranch. Perhaps not to one another (in meta), but that doesn't preclude him from seeking an animal.
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>>57054
I was away watching a movie for a few hours, and the break away gave me just a long enough period of lucidity to realize that this place will kill me
I was away watching a movie for a few hours, and the break away gave me just a long enough period of lucidity to realize that this place will kill me
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Oh, not again
>>57063
Care to unpack that a bit? The terse responses suggest that you don't, but I'm interested to hear your reasoning and analysis.
Care to unpack that a bit? The terse responses suggest that you don't, but I'm interested to hear your reasoning and analysis.
Stix sits down and contemplates why the grove is here, why he felt like he needed to come here, who is Trollestia, and why is the blue horse so good at being scary?
>>57066
>why he felt like he needed to come here
We all feel like if we just go to some far off grove, when we get there, what we've been looking for will be there. We all make that mistake.
>Who is Trollestia
I guess you'll never know
>Why is the blue horse so good at being scary
A product of your own mind, no more
>why he felt like he needed to come here
We all feel like if we just go to some far off grove, when we get there, what we've been looking for will be there. We all make that mistake.
>Who is Trollestia
I guess you'll never know
>Why is the blue horse so good at being scary
A product of your own mind, no more
>>57066
Literally, because early in the game Tracy wanted to wander and explore. The gnarly tree came first, then the meadow, and then the grove, cuz I wanted Tracy to feel free and happy(?) for a moment
Literally, because early in the game Tracy wanted to wander and explore. The gnarly tree came first, then the meadow, and then the grove, cuz I wanted Tracy to feel free and happy(?) for a moment
Well, Trumpaladin doesn't want to capture animals and carry them for three+ days, so I guess he either goes back to Sparintenar or onwards to Cardishore
>>57076
Under these circumstances, it actually kind of makes sense that he'd call her
CALLS HORSEY
>"I'm somewhere between Sparentinar and Cardishore with Infenrius, but he's been acting a bit off"
Under these circumstances, it actually kind of makes sense that he'd call her
CALLS HORSEY
>"I'm somewhere between Sparentinar and Cardishore with Infenrius, but he's been acting a bit off"
>>57083
"Just marking my territory and whatnot."
*Grows to full size and makes self comfy in the grass*
"Putting up fences and building sheds.
Oh, and I got bitten by a rock. It's sleeping now though."
"Just marking my territory and whatnot."
*Grows to full size and makes self comfy in the grass*
"Putting up fences and building sheds.
Oh, and I got bitten by a rock. It's sleeping now though."
>>57084
"Sounds like you've been having more excitement than me. I haven't built any sheds or been bitten by any rocks.
Wanna take us to a hotel room in Sarintenar or Cardishore?"
"Sounds like you've been having more excitement than me. I haven't built any sheds or been bitten by any rocks.
Wanna take us to a hotel room in Sarintenar or Cardishore?"
>>57086
"Do they even have hotels there? I'm comfy as is, but I'll take you anywhere if you need it."
*Beckons to lay down on her body*
"Do they even have hotels there? I'm comfy as is, but I'll take you anywhere if you need it."
*Beckons to lay down on her body*
>>57090
*Is glad to see he's comfy on her body as she lays down peacefully in the grass*
Good place to leave off as Tracy's faggot passes out
*Is glad to see he's comfy on her body as she lays down peacefully in the grass*
Good place to leave off as Tracy's faggot passes out
>>57096
I would've asked her what she was thinking about after that, but Tracy flew.
But yeah, it's always unnerving when the enemy just comes back after clearly being kill, especially because that entails that killing him again may just result in the same outcome.
I would've asked her what she was thinking about after that, but Tracy flew.
But yeah, it's always unnerving when the enemy just comes back after clearly being kill, especially because that entails that killing him again may just result in the same outcome.
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Revised
*runs in circles to progress training*
I just realized I'm never going to be able to finish that mace if she can only cast Fear once per week. May as well give up on it..
>>57098
Oh, its far deeper than that, but yes. I could tell you myself, but that would spoil the fun and a bit of the plot. ^_^
>>57099
fixed
>>57110
Not yet. I deliberately neglected to complete that situation because I wanted to think about how to present and theme the interaction. Don't worry, I came up with a good one.
Oh, its far deeper than that, but yes. I could tell you myself, but that would spoil the fun and a bit of the plot. ^_^
>>57099
fixed
>>57110
Not yet. I deliberately neglected to complete that situation because I wanted to think about how to present and theme the interaction. Don't worry, I came up with a good one.
>>57114
He's on her back? Okay then; where are they going?
Technically, he could guide her, but he couldn't actually force her movements.
He's on her back? Okay then; where are they going?
Technically, he could guide her, but he couldn't actually force her movements.
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>>57115
I had envisioned it as like grabbing onto and trying to jump onto a running horse. Epic to watch but dangerous and not terribly likely to succeed. I'm not really sure where I was going with that... I guess mostly just to show that my character was still there
I had envisioned it as like grabbing onto and trying to jump onto a running horse. Epic to watch but dangerous and not terribly likely to succeed. I'm not really sure where I was going with that... I guess mostly just to show that my character was still there
So last I checked, Trump wanted to go to the Sil wall, via the road to Cardashil, Infernius was kidnapping him but stopped to chase a dog, Stix is examining the area wondering about Trollestia, Tracy is running in circles nearby (with Trump riding, somehow) and Torcuil is headed to Krenshall with Snek on the airship. Am I missing anything?
>>57127
Oh don't be a pussy. I don't mean I'm going to throw anyone to the wolves, I just mean I have compelling and/or entertaining story/game elements to introduce.
But right now I'm cooking chicken.
Oh don't be a pussy. I don't mean I'm going to throw anyone to the wolves, I just mean I have compelling and/or entertaining story/game elements to introduce.
But right now I'm cooking chicken.
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I need to kill things; I don't care what it is.
I'm thirsty for levels and treasure.
I'm thirsty for levels and treasure.
*pets horsey*
Alright. So Torcuil and Snek arrive at Krenshall,... there's really not much I can add to the antics they've shown so far. Do carry on.
Infernius on the other hand, carefully(?) approaches the dog he finds himself facing (hunting?). As he approaches, the dog wags its tail nervously, sniffing around, but doesn't run or attempt to flee. He gets closer and closer, with encouraging gestures and body language, and upon getting close enough he jumps to grab the dog.
Unfortunately, the dog disappears, and reappears a few feet away, wagging its tail much more vigorously.
Infernius on the other hand, carefully(?) approaches the dog he finds himself facing (hunting?). As he approaches, the dog wags its tail nervously, sniffing around, but doesn't run or attempt to flee. He gets closer and closer, with encouraging gestures and body language, and upon getting close enough he jumps to grab the dog.
Unfortunately, the dog disappears, and reappears a few feet away, wagging its tail much more vigorously.
Tracy and Trump get to the outskirts of Cardashil, the expansive and long lines ever-present. Those in the lines are as diverse, colorful, and over-the-top as you might expect from a group of talent seeking leeches. Did I say leeches? I meant bitches.
So license aside, Tracy has left the grove,yes?
So license aside, Tracy has left the grove,yes?
>>57153
Besides the Dome, what other structures are visible? Surely there must be more than the Thunder Dome?
Besides the Dome, what other structures are visible? Surely there must be more than the Thunder Dome?
>>57151
>"You know, these gnomes are the perfect size for a snack"
"I'm not responding to that"
>"So you don't care if I do?"
"You know what? I've always wanted snakeskin boots."
>"Dully noted. Why did we come here again?"
"To find out more about the airship"
>"You know, these gnomes are the perfect size for a snack"
"I'm not responding to that"
>"So you don't care if I do?"
"You know what? I've always wanted snakeskin boots."
>"Dully noted. Why did we come here again?"
"To find out more about the airship"
>>57156
>"The snack that smiles back, gnome-fish"
"Alright, one more outburst from you and you're going into staff form."
>"Sorry mom"
"Anyway, time to look for some friendly gnomes that'll help"
Torc tries finding the help desk again
>"The snack that smiles back, gnome-fish"
"Alright, one more outburst from you and you're going into staff form."
>"Sorry mom"
"Anyway, time to look for some friendly gnomes that'll help"
Torc tries finding the help desk again
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>>57166
[smooshed Paladin noises]
"uch... Tracy... You're too heavy"
>>57167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQEVllmeWH4
[smooshed Paladin noises]
"uch... Tracy... You're too heavy"
>>57167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQEVllmeWH4
>>57170
"Just to keep you safe, dear. There's a lot of diversity lurking around here" Tracy says with not a even trace of sincerity
She likes sitting on him. A lot.
"Just to keep you safe, dear. There's a lot of diversity lurking around here" Tracy says with not a even trace of sincerity
She likes sitting on him. A lot.
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*loves on horsey*
*loves all inside horsey*
>>57214
And I never got the confirmation: do ponies count as humanoids, monstrous humanoids, or magical beasts?
And I never got the confirmation: do ponies count as humanoids, monstrous humanoids, or magical beasts?
>>57217
Right? I don’t know the official distinction between the types, but I would guess magical beast based on its name.
Right? I don’t know the official distinction between the types, but I would guess magical beast based on its name.
>>57219
Just looked it up on the D&D wiki:
Magical beasts are similar to animals but can have Intelligence scores higher than 2. Magical beasts usually have supernatural or extraordinary abilities, but sometimes are merely bizarre in appearance or habits.
Just looked it up on the D&D wiki:
Magical beasts are similar to animals but can have Intelligence scores higher than 2. Magical beasts usually have supernatural or extraordinary abilities, but sometimes are merely bizarre in appearance or habits.
>>57220
Magical beasts are also more dangerous in battle than animals by default: their base attack bonus is always equal to their total hit dice + class level (if any), while an animal's is only 3/4 that.
Another difference is that animals are always neutral: because they're neutral, they're also considered to be less dangerous, because they'll just run without any strong motivation to fight. I noticed that most creatures that have neutral alignment generally have lower CRs than you'd expect for their hit dice and abilities (although they usually have a higher level adjustment), which is probably why no animal is ranked above 10 CR, regardless of its hit dice.
Only magical beasts have Supernatural abilities, but most animals have extraordinary abilities or special attacks.
Magical beasts are also more dangerous in battle than animals by default: their base attack bonus is always equal to their total hit dice + class level (if any), while an animal's is only 3/4 that.
Another difference is that animals are always neutral: because they're neutral, they're also considered to be less dangerous, because they'll just run without any strong motivation to fight. I noticed that most creatures that have neutral alignment generally have lower CRs than you'd expect for their hit dice and abilities (although they usually have a higher level adjustment), which is probably why no animal is ranked above 10 CR, regardless of its hit dice.
Only magical beasts have Supernatural abilities, but most animals have extraordinary abilities or special attacks.
>>57221
Infernius should polymorph himself into an actual Minotaur, at the expense of some intelligence.
Infernius should polymorph himself into an actual Minotaur, at the expense of some intelligence.
>>57221
Here is a question:
Could an earth pony use class spells? Is that a power all characters have or only if it makes sense to have magical abilities?
Here is a question:
Could an earth pony use class spells? Is that a power all characters have or only if it makes sense to have magical abilities?
>>57223
Class spells are practices learned through the class itself: they're not limited by race, unless otherwise specified in the class description. Humans are even less magical than earth ponies (who are just as magical as unicorns or pegasi imo), and they still cast spells easily.
Class spells are practices learned through the class itself: they're not limited by race, unless otherwise specified in the class description. Humans are even less magical than earth ponies (who are just as magical as unicorns or pegasi imo), and they still cast spells easily.
>>57225
Our characters need to team up sometime then, because one of my spells can entangle enemies in plants. This can cause the enemy, if they fail to escape, to be helpless, which can be sneak attacked by rouge characters.
Our characters need to team up sometime then, because one of my spells can entangle enemies in plants. This can cause the enemy, if they fail to escape, to be helpless, which can be sneak attacked by rouge characters.
>>57226
Rangers are the best hunters and trappers, and rogues are the best at exploiting moments of weakness.
Rangers are the best hunters and trappers, and rogues are the best at exploiting moments of weakness.
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>>57228
Nah, Wizards are when it comes to physics itself, under normal SRD rules. Sorcerers have less expensive spellcasting, and can more easily cast their favorite spells.
Sorcerors are pretty limited in their casting ability, and don't get any of the bonus feats or skills that wizards do, and being Char-based instead of Int-based, they normally don't have the same skill points (particularly knowledge-based ones) that a wizard could for epic-level spellcasting that spits in the eye of physics, and also for crafting machinery and constructs. Given the resources and time, a wizard can do pretty much anything.
The benefit to being a sorcerer is simple starting age, and the ability to cast known spells without preparation, and not having to buy and carry around a shitload of materials and focus objects (which all cost money). They also are better at multiclassing in classes like archmage or eldritch knight once they've decided the handful of spells they like the most and applied the feats to buff them, and even better if sorcerer is the favored class for their race. At the same time, they aren't royally fucked if someone sunders their spellbook, like a wizard would be. Also, Sorcerers get to start at adult age, while wizards are always old men.
All in all, wizards have the most magical potential, but sorcerers have the most convenient magic.
Nah, Wizards are when it comes to physics itself, under normal SRD rules. Sorcerers have less expensive spellcasting, and can more easily cast their favorite spells.
Sorcerors are pretty limited in their casting ability, and don't get any of the bonus feats or skills that wizards do, and being Char-based instead of Int-based, they normally don't have the same skill points (particularly knowledge-based ones) that a wizard could for epic-level spellcasting that spits in the eye of physics, and also for crafting machinery and constructs. Given the resources and time, a wizard can do pretty much anything.
The benefit to being a sorcerer is simple starting age, and the ability to cast known spells without preparation, and not having to buy and carry around a shitload of materials and focus objects (which all cost money). They also are better at multiclassing in classes like archmage or eldritch knight once they've decided the handful of spells they like the most and applied the feats to buff them, and even better if sorcerer is the favored class for their race. At the same time, they aren't royally fucked if someone sunders their spellbook, like a wizard would be. Also, Sorcerers get to start at adult age, while wizards are always old men.
All in all, wizards have the most magical potential, but sorcerers have the most convenient magic.
>>57229
Don't forget the fact the sorcerers can actually use weapons, so they aren't completely if they can't use magic for some reason.
Luckily Torc has high INT anyway
Don't forget the fact the sorcerers can actually use weapons, so they aren't completely if they can't use magic for some reason.
Luckily Torc has high INT anyway
>>57230
Well, their base attack bonus is only half their hit dice for humanoids and fey, so they usually don't land hits very well.
Battle-sorcerers would usually take martial weapon proficiency at early level, and then level up as eldritch knight to get more hit point, and apply still-feats to their favorite spells to use them in closer combat or with armor.
Did you ever take exotic weapon proficiency in those guns btw?
Well, their base attack bonus is only half their hit dice for humanoids and fey, so they usually don't land hits very well.
Battle-sorcerers would usually take martial weapon proficiency at early level, and then level up as eldritch knight to get more hit point, and apply still-feats to their favorite spells to use them in closer combat or with armor.
Did you ever take exotic weapon proficiency in those guns btw?
>>57230
I wish my character's mental stats rolled out a bit higher.. At least her Dex turned out fine, which was lucky, but I'll have little chance to exploit any of those epic-level blackguard feats.
I wish my character's mental stats rolled out a bit higher.. At least her Dex turned out fine, which was lucky, but I'll have little chance to exploit any of those epic-level blackguard feats.
>>57242
>why for ponies
So I can figure out which bane weapons to make, among other reasons.
>why for Infernius
He said he wanted moar Str.
Monstrous humanoids have base higher attack bonus too.
Does barding have the same encumbrance rules as armor, in terms of dexterity penalties?
>why for ponies
So I can figure out which bane weapons to make, among other reasons.
>why for Infernius
He said he wanted moar Str.
Monstrous humanoids have base higher attack bonus too.
Does barding have the same encumbrance rules as armor, in terms of dexterity penalties?
>>57245
>dex penalties
Precisely
>Infernius
I suppose that makes a certain sense,... but he's already absurdly strong
>dex penalties
Precisely
>Infernius
I suppose that makes a certain sense,... but he's already absurdly strong
>>57248
>Absurdly strong
Not absurd enough.
Also, if you could change yourself into a creature that looks exactly like you but has higher physical stats, why wouldn't you?
>Absurdly strong
Not absurd enough.
Also, if you could change yourself into a creature that looks exactly like you but has higher physical stats, why wouldn't you?
>>57242
I just read in the D&D wiki that rogues get to sneak attack the enemy, everyone else can coup de grace
I just read in the D&D wiki that rogues get to sneak attack the enemy, everyone else can coup de grace
>>57252
"I don't think that's what GM meant by "colorful." Different colors of clothing, not different shades of brown"
"I don't think that's what GM meant by "colorful." Different colors of clothing, not different shades of brown"
>>57251
Dealing a coup de grace provokes an attack of opportunity. A Sneak Attack is a regular attack during times that the enemy has been deprived of their dexterity bonus, caught off guard, flat-footed, unaware, etc.
It doesn't say that rogues can't.
Dealing a coup de grace provokes an attack of opportunity. A Sneak Attack is a regular attack during times that the enemy has been deprived of their dexterity bonus, caught off guard, flat-footed, unaware, etc.
It doesn't say that rogues can't.
*runs in circles*
>>57254
*shrugs*
The option to sneak attack doesn’t leave you open for the coup de grace’s penalty of enemies get attack of opportunity? I don’t know D&D, so I can’t answer for sure.
*shrugs*
The option to sneak attack doesn’t leave you open for the coup de grace’s penalty of enemies get attack of opportunity? I don’t know D&D, so I can’t answer for sure.
>>57254
No, they get to kill. It's just that they deal one hell of a lot more damage, almost insuring the thing will die, and if it doesn't, it deals a hell of a lot more damage on a successful fort save
No, they get to kill. It's just that they deal one hell of a lot more damage, almost insuring the thing will die, and if it doesn't, it deals a hell of a lot more damage on a successful fort save
>>57259
Coup de grace is not an instant kill. It's damage, and then the enemy must make a fortitude save with the DC being the damage done, or it dies. Because a Rogue does like six times as much damage, they have a much higher chance of actually killing the thing
Coup de grace is not an instant kill. It's damage, and then the enemy must make a fortitude save with the DC being the damage done, or it dies. Because a Rogue does like six times as much damage, they have a much higher chance of actually killing the thing
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Rolling to develop the Vanguard Feint (strike) maneuver.
Rolling to develop the Vanguard Feint (strike) maneuver.
>>57261
Dude, fucking stop this cancer. It was awful when Infernius started it, and it's not any better when you continue it
Dude, fucking stop this cancer. It was awful when Infernius started it, and it's not any better when you continue it
>>57263
It's from the same set as the Thousand Swords Bulwark (Army of One); a first level maneuver.
In a standard action, you can use Intimidate instead of Bluff to feint an attack. Roll your target's save as you would with Intimidate.
It's from the same set as the Thousand Swords Bulwark (Army of One); a first level maneuver.
In a standard action, you can use Intimidate instead of Bluff to feint an attack. Roll your target's save as you would with Intimidate.
>>57264
This is the discipline, btw.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Army_of_One_(3.5e_Martial_Discipline)
It's based on Intimidate.
This is the discipline, btw.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Army_of_One_(3.5e_Martial_Discipline)
It's based on Intimidate.
>>57266
Wouldn’t it take several months of training normally?
Hey, GM, why not limit these sorts of things to be learned in some kind of temple or training hall in some cities? That way no one can instantly gain new powers on you and it gives reasons to travel when players are bored.
Wouldn’t it take several months of training normally?
Hey, GM, why not limit these sorts of things to be learned in some kind of temple or training hall in some cities? That way no one can instantly gain new powers on you and it gives reasons to travel when players are bored.
>>57269
And you wouldn’t just roll to get it. You will have to talk to the monks and go on some kind of mini-quest to gain the power. Like go into the sacred cave to find the answers inside of you (by that I mean wait until you fight a shadow version of yourself). It would spice things up in my opinion.
And you wouldn’t just roll to get it. You will have to talk to the monks and go on some kind of mini-quest to gain the power. Like go into the sacred cave to find the answers inside of you (by that I mean wait until you fight a shadow version of yourself). It would spice things up in my opinion.
*chases tail faster*
>>57274
>pulling your powers out of your ass
It's more fun this way.
Tracy still needs to figure out how to regain what she lost in the Gatorade poisoning incident.
>pulling your powers out of your ass
It's more fun this way.
Tracy still needs to figure out how to regain what she lost in the Gatorade poisoning incident.
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>>57278
How come you never cast any abjurations on yourself on battle? A lot of those spells are better than any armor.
Also, can Tracy use that blinking earcuff thing, since Torc never does?
How come you never cast any abjurations on yourself on battle? A lot of those spells are better than any armor.
Also, can Tracy use that blinking earcuff thing, since Torc never does?
>>57279
Cause I forget.
Honestly between my not knowing anything, forgetting everything I do know, and just general stupidity I'm surprised Torc hasn't died more.
No, it's my shit that I forget about.
Also, GM when you get on I have a question about Mystic Theurge.
Cause I forget.
Honestly between my not knowing anything, forgetting everything I do know, and just general stupidity I'm surprised Torc hasn't died more.
No, it's my shit that I forget about.
Also, GM when you get on I have a question about Mystic Theurge.
>>57280
Sometimes i think you should prepare your spells like a wizard, so you'll actually remember them.
Sometimes i think you should prepare your spells like a wizard, so you'll actually remember them.
>>57280
>I'm surprised Torc hasn't died more
I've noticed that few things have ever had the chance to attack you.
>I'm surprised Torc hasn't died more
I've noticed that few things have ever had the chance to attack you.
>>57281
You underestimate my forgetfulness...
Eh, I guess I wouldn't be opposed.
But let me talk to GM a bit first.
You underestimate my forgetfulness...
Eh, I guess I wouldn't be opposed.
But let me talk to GM a bit first.
>>57282
That's the way it's supposed to be. The wizard is supposed to be in the back, with the warrior(s) as human shields
That's the way it's supposed to be. The wizard is supposed to be in the back, with the warrior(s) as human shields
>>57284
Not gonna lie, I thought Torc was gone.
Actually nah, I'll stick with Sorcerer cause I finally made a character sheet and spell list so that should help.
I just wanna get some fucking item descriptions...
What the fuck is the spooder ring, and how did I get it?
Not gonna lie, I thought Torc was gone.
Actually nah, I'll stick with Sorcerer cause I finally made a character sheet and spell list so that should help.
I just wanna get some fucking item descriptions...
What the fuck is the spooder ring, and how did I get it?
>>57285
I know that, I just noticed few things have actually ever reached him, despite every other character's total disregard for his safety and lack of defensive strategy.
I know that, I just noticed few things have actually ever reached him, despite every other character's total disregard for his safety and lack of defensive strategy.
>>57290
Tracy should have died, or very nearly died, i that encounter as well. I don't understand attacking the mummies in front of Trump and Fae but ignoring the two that were slamming her every round
Tracy should have died, or very nearly died, i that encounter as well. I don't understand attacking the mummies in front of Trump and Fae but ignoring the two that were slamming her every round
>>57290
Levels? I thought he only had 1 level in it. He got it by studying with Lenos (who is also a Theurge).
Levels? I thought he only had 1 level in it. He got it by studying with Lenos (who is also a Theurge).
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I'm still a bit off
>>57298
>off
Are you saying that you aren't and/or won't be available? Cuz being "a bit off" is actually one of the unspoken criteria for playing. It is mixed nuts,....
>off
Are you saying that you aren't and/or won't be available? Cuz being "a bit off" is actually one of the unspoken criteria for playing. It is mixed nuts,....
>>57302
If you wind up losing your mind, don’t worry. You got me to talk to. That will either send you deeper into your insanity so the pain goes away, or it snaps you out of it. It’s a win-win.
If you wind up losing your mind, don’t worry. You got me to talk to. That will either send you deeper into your insanity so the pain goes away, or it snaps you out of it. It’s a win-win.
Infernius said he wanted to eat an angel, right?
Think we could catch one?
Think we could catch one?
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"Hello?Gnomes?Iwouldliketospeakwithsomeofyouaboutanariship."
>>57314
Fae is awesome
>Why Trollestia
Because Unicorn with 7 levels in Cleric. It's like a very aesthetically pleasing car and a fighter and a mage and you can have sex with her
Fae is awesome
>Why Trollestia
Because Unicorn with 7 levels in Cleric. It's like a very aesthetically pleasing car and a fighter and a mage and you can have sex with her
>>57318
O...k... not sure what that means.
But in any case, Stix wouldn’t know that because no one told him that.
O...k... not sure what that means.
But in any case, Stix wouldn’t know that because no one told him that.
What Torcuil says in >>57318 is absolutely true. If she pulls out a bottle of Absinthe or whatever that was, run. Unless you're like Trumpaladin, then giddy up
>>57321
Again, Stix wouldn’t know. He was only told to be careful when speaking to her and never has sex.
Again, Stix wouldn’t know. He was only told to be careful when speaking to her and never has sex.
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>>57315
I, personally, prefer nightmares in every way, desu.
A nightmare isn't as fast as unicorn, but it's abilities are better for basic utility.
Then again, I prefer Blackguard aesthetics, so I guess we have differing tastes. I just like the image of a fiery horse using its phantom abilities to slip through the ranks so that its rider can go straight to the boss and flank him because concealment.
I, personally, prefer nightmares in every way, desu.
A nightmare isn't as fast as unicorn, but it's abilities are better for basic utility.
Then again, I prefer Blackguard aesthetics, so I guess we have differing tastes. I just like the image of a fiery horse using its phantom abilities to slip through the ranks so that its rider can go straight to the boss and flank him because concealment.
>>57329
Umm... can you give me some kind of comparison? It sounds like a lot, but I have no idea if that is big or crazy big.
Umm... can you give me some kind of comparison? It sounds like a lot, but I have no idea if that is big or crazy big.
>>57324
There's frankly pretty good merit to both. A nightmare is more mobile, which for a Warrior is probably the more important quality because mobility is by far the warrior's greatest weakness.
I was hoping to have both, like two cars. So when you assume that it's actually pretty awesome
>>57323
No, shenanigans are still possible
Can Charm potion be used like a love potion? I think it's literally named "Elixor of Love"
There's frankly pretty good merit to both. A nightmare is more mobile, which for a Warrior is probably the more important quality because mobility is by far the warrior's greatest weakness.
I was hoping to have both, like two cars. So when you assume that it's actually pretty awesome
>>57323
No, shenanigans are still possible
Can Charm potion be used like a love potion? I think it's literally named "Elixor of Love"
>>57332
At least as powerful as a 17th level character, maybe higher because level adjustment.
Also, she can teleport outside of her own territory, for some reason.
At least as powerful as a 17th level character, maybe higher because level adjustment.
Also, she can teleport outside of her own territory, for some reason.
>>57334
According to the handbooks i read, charm potions count as poisons as far as paladin's code is concerned, so no date-rape drugs.
Unicorns are immune to charm in SRD.
According to the handbooks i read, charm potions count as poisons as far as paladin's code is concerned, so no date-rape drugs.
Unicorns are immune to charm in SRD.
I haven't seen Infernius's tripflag all day.
>>57332
In terms of her base animal she is a celestial charger, which is a CR 13 and as strong as a young adult Red Dragon, or an even older one of the smaller dragons. However, she's been seen to demonstrate powers beyond that of a Celestial Charger. She's also the smartest foe the Party has ever gone up against, outsmarting them with tricks on several occasions. She can be talked down, but it's not so easy as to take for granted
In terms of her base animal she is a celestial charger, which is a CR 13 and as strong as a young adult Red Dragon, or an even older one of the smaller dragons. However, she's been seen to demonstrate powers beyond that of a Celestial Charger. She's also the smartest foe the Party has ever gone up against, outsmarting them with tricks on several occasions. She can be talked down, but it's not so easy as to take for granted
>>57341
I still don't get how a Good Domain Cleric would be allowed to use innocent creatures as stunt-doubles and be a rapist on top of that.
I still don't get how a Good Domain Cleric would be allowed to use innocent creatures as stunt-doubles and be a rapist on top of that.
>>57342
I mean, what did Felicia do to deserve that? My original plan was to push her to the ghouls too, so no revival.
I mean, what did Felicia do to deserve that? My original plan was to push her to the ghouls too, so no revival.
>>57338
Uh huh
Also,
>implying it would be used on her
>>57342
Fucking really. I guess the answer is because it was funny as hell?
>>57336
Maybe Infernius can turn you into Leslie and the potion can be given back
>>57344
She's only an enemy if you intentionally make her one. Which is exactly what Tracy's faggot did
>>57346
Because Stix wanted to meet someone who knew about the forest
Uh huh
Also,
>implying it would be used on her
>>57342
Fucking really. I guess the answer is because it was funny as hell?
>>57336
Maybe Infernius can turn you into Leslie and the potion can be given back
>>57344
She's only an enemy if you intentionally make her one. Which is exactly what Tracy's faggot did
>>57346
Because Stix wanted to meet someone who knew about the forest
>>57342
If half my spells weren't ebil, I might just decide to be good, because I haven't had very many chances to play an ebil character...
If half my spells weren't ebil, I might just decide to be good, because I haven't had very many chances to play an ebil character...
>>57347
>Maybe Infernius can turn you into Leslie and the potion can be given back
We agreed to never speak about that
>Maybe Infernius can turn you into Leslie and the potion can be given back
We agreed to never speak about that
>>57347
So very this. Trollestia as a character was designed to allow GM to effectively emote "Are you sure that's what you want to do?"
So very this. Trollestia as a character was designed to allow GM to effectively emote "Are you sure that's what you want to do?"
>>57347
>is exactly what Tracy's faggot did
There was no other way to handle that in character. Good riddance she's gone, because Tracy would just be trying to kill her at every chance.
>is exactly what Tracy's faggot did
There was no other way to handle that in character. Good riddance she's gone, because Tracy would just be trying to kill her at every chance.
>>57355
I want to be able to kill more good-aligned enemies.. It feels like I haven't really been ebil at all lately. I might just give up on that altogether at this rate, since it only makes her easier to detect..
I want to be able to kill more good-aligned enemies.. It feels like I haven't really been ebil at all lately. I might just give up on that altogether at this rate, since it only makes her easier to detect..
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>>57362
>>57365
Nah, I've just been feeling pretty whitepilled when it comes to story development recently. Up until this point, I haven't really gotten to reap the benefits of playing an ebil character, and all I've really done is smash mindless skeletons while fighting for the good guys. If Chaotic Good characters are allowed to skullfuck their enemies, use innocents as bait for escape, eat people's eyeball, and be rapists, even in the context of clergy, I may as well just be neutral so that I'm not affected by affects that target ebil creatures.
I wanted to be ebil so I could steal and murder and imagine the screaming, begging faces of the weaklings I'd get to kill mercilessly, but it looks like I'll never get to do any of those things, so I'll just say I'm neutral.
>>57367
>use innocents as bait for escape
I'm still regretting that.
Not the innocent thing, more the not letting you kill Troll
>use innocents as bait for escape
I'm still regretting that.
Not the innocent thing, more the not letting you kill Troll
>>57368
That wasn't a chaotic good thing to do, imo.
I'm actually kind of jelly, because I never got a chance to do something that horrible.
That wasn't a chaotic good thing to do, imo.
I'm actually kind of jelly, because I never got a chance to do something that horrible.
>>57371
Inventing styles are diferent though, id suggest that inventing styles of combat be limited to the fight club or a similar institution.
Inventing styles are diferent though, id suggest that inventing styles of combat be limited to the fight club or a similar institution.
>>57377
Good point, although the fight club currently doesn't exist.
Maybe we can open another one in the ruined Durpistan.
Good point, although the fight club currently doesn't exist.
Maybe we can open another one in the ruined Durpistan.
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>>57395
He was hear earlier and said he would be available sometime tonight. I do know he was working at least part of today
He was hear earlier and said he would be available sometime tonight. I do know he was working at least part of today
>"So your saying I can't eat any gnomes?"
"You know what? Fine. If we come across evil gnomes that we have to kill, you can eat them."
>"Fair enough"
"You know what? Fine. If we come across evil gnomes that we have to kill, you can eat them."
>"Fair enough"
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Yes... let the nihilism flow through you...
>>57402
You're trying to fundamentally alter the entire game and morph it into something completely different with this "rolling." When we have investment into everything that has already happened and the world, yes, it is an issue
You're trying to fundamentally alter the entire game and morph it into something completely different with this "rolling." When we have investment into everything that has already happened and the world, yes, it is an issue
>>57402
Also this
There not one thing I can bring up without him complaining, and it makes every session a drag.
Also this
There not one thing I can bring up without him complaining, and it makes every session a drag.
>>57406
So what lf gm lets me,thats his buisness not yours. And prove that it channges the game for the worse.
So what lf gm lets me,thats his buisness not yours. And prove that it channges the game for the worse.
>>57415
This
Stop complaining about everything and pretending you're in charge of the rules, because you're absolutely not.
This
Stop complaining about everything and pretending you're in charge of the rules, because you're absolutely not.
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>>57424
kek
kek
>>57425
Don't get pissy just because I disagree with your trying to fundamentally alter the game. Not everyone has to like it
Don't get pissy just because I disagree with your trying to fundamentally alter the game. Not everyone has to like it
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Each and every single one of you are acting like autistic children. Stop fighting for a Goddamn second and work things out as men. You either reason with each other or go get drunk while crying yourself to sleep.
Infernius, you need to stop rolling to make or invent stuff unless you are in a science specific area to do so. And the man is not a kike, stop pretending everyone that doesn’t believe like you do is the jew.
Trump, stop reee-in like a 12 year old that didn’t get the Xbox 1 for his birthday. Ask politely to have him change the way he is playing and suggest an alternate way of achieving what he wants.
Tracy, stop making things escalate.
GM, learn to punish those that start wasting your time. You try and make an enjoyable game for us and here they are fighting and stalling everything.
Infernius, you need to stop rolling to make or invent stuff unless you are in a science specific area to do so. And the man is not a kike, stop pretending everyone that doesn’t believe like you do is the jew.
Trump, stop reee-in like a 12 year old that didn’t get the Xbox 1 for his birthday. Ask politely to have him change the way he is playing and suggest an alternate way of achieving what he wants.
Tracy, stop making things escalate.
GM, learn to punish those that start wasting your time. You try and make an enjoyable game for us and here they are fighting and stalling everything.
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*looks for something to kill*
*looks for something to kill*
So, from where everyone left off, does anyone have any actions to declare, intentions to assert, etc?
>>57443
Snek is not allowed to eat non-evil gnomes, and Torc is looking for a help desk
Also trips for Death
Snek is not allowed to eat non-evil gnomes, and Torc is looking for a help desk
Also trips for Death
[1d20 = 7]
>>57443
I don't want to wait in line, but I do want to retrieve Tracy's legendary knife collection.
I might just phase through the walls, because she technically already lawfully registered.
>>57443
I don't want to wait in line, but I do want to retrieve Tracy's legendary knife collection.
I might just phase through the walls, because she technically already lawfully registered.
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>>57444
There's no help desk, but there is a large desk with a sign that says "Information" on it. Seated at the table are 4 gnomes, arguing quite agitatedly and rapidly
There's no help desk, but there is a large desk with a sign that says "Information" on it. Seated at the table are 4 gnomes, arguing quite agitatedly and rapidly
>>57448
That'll do
"Hellotherefinesirs.Iwishtoinquireifthereisanyoneinthisfinetownthatknewaboutairships."
That'll do
"Hellotherefinesirs.Iwishtoinquireifthereisanyoneinthisfinetownthatknewaboutairships."
>>57443
Trumpaladin approaches someone in line
"how would you like to seek fame, fortune, and glory in the greatest arena of all - the Football Stadium, playing the game of the gods!"
Trumpaladin approaches someone in line
"how would you like to seek fame, fortune, and glory in the greatest arena of all - the Football Stadium, playing the game of the gods!"
>>57452
I would ask "why the hell would he carry around bacon?"
Then I remembered that Jews can't eat pork, and that would fully explain why he carries it around and offers it to strange people and creatures at random
I would ask "why the hell would he carry around bacon?"
Then I remembered that Jews can't eat pork, and that would fully explain why he carries it around and offers it to strange people and creatures at random
>>57453
Tracy picks up Brad by the scruff and circles around the exterior of the dome while ethereal.
"I don't feel like waiting this time."
Tracy picks up Brad by the scruff and circles around the exterior of the dome while ethereal.
"I don't feel like waiting this time."
>>57451
The gnomes (a race not known for quiet) all quiet at Torcuil's appearance and presence.
"Whatthefuckisthisguyabout?" says one.
"Idon'tfuckingknow,hecameoutofnowhere,"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"Hespeaksdecentgnomishthough,yougottagivehimcreditforthat.Unlikemosthumans... who... talk... so... damn... slow... liketimemeansnothingtothemeventhoughthey'rethemostshort-livedofallthesentientraces,"
"Airships?" says one finally.
The gnomes (a race not known for quiet) all quiet at Torcuil's appearance and presence.
"Whatthefuckisthisguyabout?" says one.
"Idon'tfuckingknow,hecameoutofnowhere,"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"Hespeaksdecentgnomishthough,yougottagivehimcreditforthat.Unlikemosthumans... who... talk... so... damn... slow... liketimemeansnothingtothemeventhoughthey'rethemostshort-livedofallthesentientraces,"
"Airships?" says one finally.
>>57454
That's exactly what I was thinking.
If he offers it bacon, the dog will come.
If it doesn't come, it must be jewish/muslim, because no dog would refuse bacon unless something were horribly wrong with it.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
If he offers it bacon, the dog will come.
If it doesn't come, it must be jewish/muslim, because no dog would refuse bacon unless something were horribly wrong with it.
>>57458
"My knives are in there: the collection of every stolen blade that I accumulated over the course of seven seasons. I want them back, and I won't wait even another minute."
Tracy tries to walk through the wall.
"My knives are in there: the collection of every stolen blade that I accumulated over the course of seven seasons. I want them back, and I won't wait even another minute."
Tracy tries to walk through the wall.
>>57456
"Yesairships.Someonerecentlyattackedmy... homewithanairship,soinretaliationIstoleit.Ibelieveittobeofgnomishcontsruction."
"Yesairships.Someonerecentlyattackedmy... homewithanairship,soinretaliationIstoleit.Ibelieveittobeofgnomishcontsruction."
>>57462
"Youhavegnomishgoodsthatyoudidn'tcontractfor?"
"Thisiscatastrophic!"
"YOUSHOULDBEHANGED,"
"Nownow,wedon'tknowthesituation.Canyoudescribethevesselinquestion?"
"Youhavegnomishgoodsthatyoudidn'tcontractfor?"
"Thisiscatastrophic!"
"YOUSHOULDBEHANGED,"
"Nownow,wedon'tknowthesituation.Canyoudescribethevesselinquestion?"
>>57465
"Hanged?Iwasbeingattacked!
Anyway,theshipis-"
Torc gives a description of the ship as fast as he can
"Hanged?Iwasbeingattacked!
Anyway,theshipis-"
Torc gives a description of the ship as fast as he can
>>57471
I feel like I should've waited in line and complained to the security guards about Tracy's lost property first, but I really don't want to...
Brad, convince Tracy and me to be more reasonable.
I feel like I should've waited in line and complained to the security guards about Tracy's lost property first, but I really don't want to...
Brad, convince Tracy and me to be more reasonable.
>>57472
No metafag! Just let the game play out and have some fun with the results. It will work out better that way.
No metafag! Just let the game play out and have some fun with the results. It will work out better that way.
>>57472
"Little Pony, be patient. If you want to get in pull a bluff that you're a VIP from the Court City, or disguise yourself as a Guard, or maybe pretend to be an inspector or who knows what, or just do a hide check using other people as cover, or sneak in when there's a distraction.... or just wait in line"
"Little Pony, be patient. If you want to get in pull a bluff that you're a VIP from the Court City, or disguise yourself as a Guard, or maybe pretend to be an inspector or who knows what, or just do a hide check using other people as cover, or sneak in when there's a distraction.... or just wait in line"
>>57476
"I kind of want to figure out what's going on here. Something isn't right about this place at all"
"I kind of want to figure out what's going on here. Something isn't right about this place at all"
Tracy waits in line like a good goy, so that her husband has a chance to ask about her lost property.
>>57475
"Don't try and psych me out newbie," is the curt response from a vibrantly orange-faced female with way too much sequins.
"Don't try and psych me out newbie," is the curt response from a vibrantly orange-faced female with way too much sequins.
>>57488
She looks at Trump like he's daft. "The entertainment business. Duh. Where do you think you are?
She looks at Trump like he's daft. "The entertainment business. Duh. Where do you think you are?
>>57491
Save the doom for a guard, they will know more. I want to see if the girl's vanity can be used to pry information
Save the doom for a guard, they will know more. I want to see if the girl's vanity can be used to pry information
>>57495
Ah. Well let's try vanity, then Doom. Also,
*pets horsey*
>"no stabbing in public yet, since that would attract a crowd of the kind we don't want"
Ah. Well let's try vanity, then Doom. Also,
*pets horsey*
>"no stabbing in public yet, since that would attract a crowd of the kind we don't want"
>>57503
>'She called you a faggot: are you going to just let her get away with that?'
Tracy emotes, desperate for an excuse to kill someone
>'She called you a faggot: are you going to just let her get away with that?'
Tracy emotes, desperate for an excuse to kill someone
>>57507
"I see, good luck in your ventures"
Trumpaladin turns his back to the lady, hoping she will find what she deserves. He approaches any visible security guard todistract talk to them
"Excuse me, a person seems to have left some of their belongings here, is there a Lost and Found?"
"I see, good luck in your ventures"
Trumpaladin turns his back to the lady, hoping she will find what she deserves. He approaches any visible security guard to
"Excuse me, a person seems to have left some of their belongings here, is there a Lost and Found?"
>>57513
She's a huge creature, I thought she'd be big enough.
Fine then, Tracy just snaps at her threateningly.
She's a huge creature, I thought she'd be big enough.
Fine then, Tracy just snaps at her threateningly.
>>57515
>'We could take 'em...'
Tracy emotes with anxious frustration
Being this close reminded her of just how much she really wants her knives back.
>'We could take 'em...'
Tracy emotes with anxious frustration
Being this close reminded her of just how much she really wants her knives back.
>>57516
No, but I've helped with them.
Tracy gets back in line and doesn't talk with any of the drama queens until she gets to the front.
No, but I've helped with them.
Tracy gets back in line and doesn't talk with any of the drama queens until she gets to the front.
>>57518
Then you know that no one is legitimately friendly, its all a big competition, and who-the-fuck-are-you, why-are-you-talking to me mentality
Then you know that no one is legitimately friendly, its all a big competition, and who-the-fuck-are-you, why-are-you-talking to me mentality
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>>57520
Because I'm still developing my ability to fragment my consciousness into diverse situations.
Because I'm still developing my ability to fragment my consciousness into diverse situations.
>>57521
Trump goes and politely talks to a guard.
"excuse me sir! I don't mean to bother you, but a friend of mine went in and left her items at the security check in, and she has not since gotten them back. She would like them back. Could you please show me where she could retrieve them?"
Trump goes and politely talks to a guard.
"excuse me sir! I don't mean to bother you, but a friend of mine went in and left her items at the security check in, and she has not since gotten them back. She would like them back. Could you please show me where she could retrieve them?"
Its more that maintaining several plotlines simultaneously is not as easy as it sounds, and I'm still developing the skill to seamlessly transition from one situation to another - or all of the above simultaneously - at the same time.
>>57536
"To whom do I file a report?"
Trump really wishes there were like a Rogue or someone who could sneak past the guards while he's talking to them and go inside and find out what the hell they are auditioning for.
"To whom do I file a report?"
Trump really wishes there were like a Rogue or someone who could sneak past the guards while he's talking to them and go inside and find out what the hell they are auditioning for.
>>57539
Actually, scratch that, it doesn't make any sense.
There's literally nowhere to go: it's a narrow corridor full of metal detectors and guards.
Actually, scratch that, it doesn't make any sense.
There's literally nowhere to go: it's a narrow corridor full of metal detectors and guards.
>>57540
Wait until their heads are turned (which should be easy, because you have a giant distraction right there) then crawl down beneath their field of vision down the hallway silently
Wait until their heads are turned (which should be easy, because you have a giant distraction right there) then crawl down beneath their field of vision down the hallway silently
>>57540
Behind all that, there's a portal that leads to who-knows-where, and that's where Tracy was snatched up.
Behind all that, there's a portal that leads to who-knows-where, and that's where Tracy was snatched up.
>>57543
Nope. Just a portal.
You gotta leave all your weapons too, and that's how Tracy lost her knife-collection.
Nope. Just a portal.
You gotta leave all your weapons too, and that's how Tracy lost her knife-collection.
>>57536
Trumpaladin looks around. What does he see? In terms of doors and hallways and structures and such
Trumpaladin looks around. What does he see? In terms of doors and hallways and structures and such
Kind of weird how everyone just stopped the game, yet everyone is awake. I might try making another story element like last time since I don’t really have anything to do until tomorrow. I would probably pass out before getting much accomplished trying to find Trollestia.
>>57562
More on Stix’s backstory. I won’t spoil everything though because I think it would be better told through dialogue with the party.
More on Stix’s backstory. I won’t spoil everything though because I think it would be better told through dialogue with the party.
>>57569
It’s ok. Infernius just had some religious questions and didn’t want to bother everyone with them I think
It’s ok. Infernius just had some religious questions and didn’t want to bother everyone with them I think
>>57574
I think he was afraid we were talking about him. He is thinking people are plotting against him or something and wanted to make sure it wasn’t us.
I think he was afraid we were talking about him. He is thinking people are plotting against him or something and wanted to make sure it wasn’t us.
>>57576
Well, you have a whole lot of info to me for not trusting me. If I was anyone else I would be offended that you think I would betray you. But you have a lot going on, so I will cut you some slack.
Well, you have a whole lot of info to me for not trusting me. If I was anyone else I would be offended that you think I would betray you. But you have a lot going on, so I will cut you some slack.
>>57578
Fear does that to a man. He doesn’t know who is going to help him through tough times anymore.
If you want, you can DM me Trump and I can send you screenshots of the conversation. That is, if Infernius is ok with that.
Fear does that to a man. He doesn’t know who is going to help him through tough times anymore.
If you want, you can DM me Trump and I can send you screenshots of the conversation. That is, if Infernius is ok with that.
>>57582
I forgive you man, but come and talk to me if you have concerns and don’t go around blaming everyone. If you need to talk about something, I’m here to help.
I forgive you man, but come and talk to me if you have concerns and don’t go around blaming everyone. If you need to talk about something, I’m here to help.
>>57586
Are the ones who spearhead the charge against you. More than once I've been turned on by friends
Are the ones who spearhead the charge against you. More than once I've been turned on by friends
>>57589
I’m going to assume that means no. I wish you the best in this hardship you face. I wish I could magically solve all of this for you, but it looks like this one has to be done the hard way for the long haul. If you ever change your mind on talking to me, I’m still around.
I’m going to assume that means no. I wish you the best in this hardship you face. I wish I could magically solve all of this for you, but it looks like this one has to be done the hard way for the long haul. If you ever change your mind on talking to me, I’m still around.
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>>57598
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
But seriously, what are y'all so paranoid about? It's a fucking game.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
But seriously, what are y'all so paranoid about? It's a fucking game.
>>57599
I'm not aware of the issue that prompted this discussion, but I agree with the general premise. I don't think we're talking about the game at this point.
"I don't trust anyone except that guy I see in the mirror. But I've got my eye on him,...." is how I like to summarize my position.
I'm not aware of the issue that prompted this discussion, but I agree with the general premise. I don't think we're talking about the game at this point.
"I don't trust anyone except that guy I see in the mirror. But I've got my eye on him,...." is how I like to summarize my position.
>"Sure I can't eat the annoying one?"
Torc then proceeds to kick Snek in the ribs, wondering why he brought him along.
Torc then proceeds to kick Snek in the ribs, wondering why he brought him along.
>>57605
>he does still count as a 17 HD creature
In what way? He has the same base attack bonus as Torc, right?
>he does still count as a 17 HD creature
In what way? He has the same base attack bonus as Torc, right?
>>57610
>tfw have the coolest weapons but can't shoot for shit
I recommend True Strike, if you think you ever actually need to attack.
>tfw have the coolest weapons but can't shoot for shit
I recommend True Strike, if you think you ever actually need to attack.
Tracy's crossbow-claw count as a light weapon, like a hand crossbow, right?
>>57613
Sorry , m8. Didn't mean to offend.
I thought you already had it, and was just offering a word of advice.
Divine Power will also make your base attack bonus equal to your character level, so you can shoot like a marksman.
Sorry , m8. Didn't mean to offend.
I thought you already had it, and was just offering a word of advice.
Divine Power will also make your base attack bonus equal to your character level, so you can shoot like a marksman.
Tracy feeds her mimic and pours a bit of alcohol on the side of the jar (with her magick hand) so it can move a bit.
>>57618
Eh, it's better than getting to a big fight and GM says "Alight, subtract 4 from that... and you miss"
Eh, it's better than getting to a big fight and GM says "Alight, subtract 4 from that... and you miss"
>>57619
Meh, I don't think brad or Infernius ever took proficiency in their weapons, so it wouldn't hurt to say you trained to use it offscreen.
Meh, I don't think brad or Infernius ever took proficiency in their weapons, so it wouldn't hurt to say you trained to use it offscreen.
>>57621
3.5e has something of an "automatic" proficiency system, where characters automatically get blanket skill with appropriate weapons (whether explicit or allowed, like Infernius with his claymore). Additional proficiencies can be purchased with feats (but who wants to do that?!).
3.5e has something of an "automatic" proficiency system, where characters automatically get blanket skill with appropriate weapons (whether explicit or allowed, like Infernius with his claymore). Additional proficiencies can be purchased with feats (but who wants to do that?!).
>>57623
Ah, I'd assumed Tracy gained her proficiency with her spiked chain during that three-week period she trained with in in her dungeon.
>tfw no sekrit dungeon to hoard stolen loot
Ah, I'd assumed Tracy gained her proficiency with her spiked chain during that three-week period she trained with in in her dungeon.
>tfw no sekrit dungeon to hoard stolen loot
>>57623
>blanket skill
What exactly does that mean/cover?
Tracy is already proficient in all simple and martial weapons via class, as well as with every kind of crossbow, armor and shield. Is she proficient in kunai knives by now?
>blanket skill
What exactly does that mean/cover?
Tracy is already proficient in all simple and martial weapons via class, as well as with every kind of crossbow, armor and shield. Is she proficient in kunai knives by now?
>>57627
Take Thez for example, she's auto-proficient in all monk weapons. She's also proficient in most types of armor, but never uses cuz monks are awesomer when in no armor.
If she were to come across a weapon she wanted to use that she wasn't proficient in (doubtful, unarmed monk damage is uber) she'd just take the penalty rather than wasting(imo) a feat
>kunai
Sure
Take Thez for example, she's auto-proficient in all monk weapons. She's also proficient in most types of armor, but never uses cuz monks are awesomer when in no armor.
If she were to come across a weapon she wanted to use that she wasn't proficient in (doubtful, unarmed monk damage is uber) she'd just take the penalty rather than wasting(imo) a feat
>kunai
Sure
I still wanna make those glass weapons/items.
The Black Sun Blade will take a while though..
The Black Sun Blade will take a while though..
>>57632
Well, how do you test what she is good at? If it is an imaginary-ish thing, couldn’t the proficiency be anything? This is theoretical and I’m being silly when asking this, of course.
Well, how do you test what she is good at? If it is an imaginary-ish thing, couldn’t the proficiency be anything? This is theoretical and I’m being silly when asking this, of course.
>>57635
The weapons and proficiency system - in spite of my reservations - is pretty exhaustive, where all weapons are either explicitly included in source material or fall into existing categories (a 2x4 is a club for example, even if not expressly designated)
The weapons and proficiency system - in spite of my reservations - is pretty exhaustive, where all weapons are either explicitly included in source material or fall into existing categories (a 2x4 is a club for example, even if not expressly designated)
I'd hate to advance shit without Brad's faggot, but can Tracy get a better look at the environment around her while she waits for Brad to wake up under her butt?
Last I knew, it was a single-file, airplane security line leading into a portal to who knows where.
Last I knew, it was a single-file, airplane security line leading into a portal to who knows where.
>>57637
I was trying to poke a little fun at you by saying that the tulpa could technically be any class with its proficiency because by technicality, the thing can be molded to desire. So how do you know monk type class as opposed to a wizard? Again, just poking a little fun, not trying to be serious.
I was trying to poke a little fun at you by saying that the tulpa could technically be any class with its proficiency because by technicality, the thing can be molded to desire. So how do you know monk type class as opposed to a wizard? Again, just poking a little fun, not trying to be serious.
>>57640
That's a little tricky. In a technical sense, Thez existed as an unspecified and largely indeterminate entity long before being personified as a D&D character, yet it was through D&D that she was personified, by core rules and all. Her development and evolution was story-driven, so its just a matter of the rules that apply to her at various stages. She wasn't initially a monk for example, she started out as an edge-lord fighter. Her character back-story is a parallel of a variety of significant experiences that I've had, and her personality reflects those experiences (both mine and her's).
And, if you count the 0 level in Sorcerer, she's got levels in 5 classes (fighter, monk, horizon walker, shadowdancer, and sorcerer) but monk is where the bulk of her experience and ability remains.
That's a little tricky. In a technical sense, Thez existed as an unspecified and largely indeterminate entity long before being personified as a D&D character, yet it was through D&D that she was personified, by core rules and all. Her development and evolution was story-driven, so its just a matter of the rules that apply to her at various stages. She wasn't initially a monk for example, she started out as an edge-lord fighter. Her character back-story is a parallel of a variety of significant experiences that I've had, and her personality reflects those experiences (both mine and her's).
And, if you count the 0 level in Sorcerer, she's got levels in 5 classes (fighter, monk, horizon walker, shadowdancer, and sorcerer) but monk is where the bulk of her experience and ability remains.
>>57638
And fuck, I wish I'd come back here sooner.
I'd forgotten how frustrated I was back then at losing those blades. Should've never parted with them, that was totally out of character.
And fuck, I wish I'd come back here sooner.
I'd forgotten how frustrated I was back then at losing those blades. Should've never parted with them, that was totally out of character.
>>57644
She was, and I was pouring over stats to figure out how that would work, but that was before she learned that Kefka is still alive
She was, and I was pouring over stats to figure out how that would work, but that was before she learned that Kefka is still alive
>>57645
Ah, makes sense.
I was going to throw away those BG levels, but I decided it wasn't worth it. I think I'll take two more levels in it for a buffed cohort.
Ah, makes sense.
I was going to throw away those BG levels, but I decided it wasn't worth it. I think I'll take two more levels in it for a buffed cohort.
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>>57651
while watching divegrass that is
Not much has changed with Cardishore, aside from the entrants doing their TSA lines. The city its self is an expansively tall wall apparently of a stucco-type of material. No one in line is talking to one another, and they all wear various expressions of neither trusting nor particularly giving a shit about anyone else in line. On the occasion that conversation does occur, its mostly grand-standing and ego about who is "better" or is "the next big star". The entitlement and pride is palpable.
while watching divegrass that is
Not much has changed with Cardishore, aside from the entrants doing their TSA lines. The city its self is an expansively tall wall apparently of a stucco-type of material. No one in line is talking to one another, and they all wear various expressions of neither trusting nor particularly giving a shit about anyone else in line. On the occasion that conversation does occur, its mostly grand-standing and ego about who is "better" or is "the next big star". The entitlement and pride is palpable.
New stadium.
>>57656
Is the portal visible?
I'm kind of still trying to decide whether or not I want to go through it..
Is the portal visible?
I'm kind of still trying to decide whether or not I want to go through it..
Welp, back to making a story. I have done too much to give up on it now before it is finished.
>>57663
I'm over it desu. 4/mlpol/ balked when it could have continued to habben and aside from the loyal base, /pol/ AND /mlp/ kinda shrugged and 'went home'.
Meanwhile, Mlpol.net has to contend with the generals cup, and then ONLY if the media doesn't directly mention Mlpol.net.
Tl;dr Divegrass is entertaining, but on a certain level its just a means to piss on Mlpol
I'm over it desu. 4/mlpol/ balked when it could have continued to habben and aside from the loyal base, /pol/ AND /mlp/ kinda shrugged and 'went home'.
Meanwhile, Mlpol.net has to contend with the generals cup, and then ONLY if the media doesn't directly mention Mlpol.net.
Tl;dr Divegrass is entertaining, but on a certain level its just a means to piss on Mlpol
>>57670
So, you think I should write the story then? I won’t if you’re not interested, otherwise it is a waste of time and space.
So, you think I should write the story then? I won’t if you’re not interested, otherwise it is a waste of time and space.
>>57676
It's not necessary, since most development is in game, but I encourage you to write whatever you want.
It's not necessary, since most development is in game, but I encourage you to write whatever you want.
>>57676
Do you mean a character backstory? I'm all for it, but I also agree on not hesitating if you feel like it. Most of Thez' backstory hasn't been mentioned, cuz I prefer it be through dialogue.
Do you mean a character backstory? I'm all for it, but I also agree on not hesitating if you feel like it. Most of Thez' backstory hasn't been mentioned, cuz I prefer it be through dialogue.
>"If these gnomes don't start responding, I'm eating the fat one"
>>57681
I would explain through dialogue, but I have a feeling that most of my character’s time will be apart from the others due to level difference and interests.
I would explain through dialogue, but I have a feeling that most of my character’s time will be apart from the others due to level difference and interests.
>>57682
>'lets go around then.'
Tracy pics up Brad by the scruff and vanishes into thin air
...
And reappears where she was cutting the hole last time.
>'lets go around then.'
Tracy pics up Brad by the scruff and vanishes into thin air
...
And reappears where she was cutting the hole last time.
>>57681
Both Tracy and Trumpaladin want to know if there are other structures, other doors, what people are standing around besides those in line, and so forth
Both Tracy and Trumpaladin want to know if there are other structures, other doors, what people are standing around besides those in line, and so forth
>>57689
Okay, what does the entrance look like? Is it like the lines to get into a terminal at an airport, or what?
Okay, what does the entrance look like? Is it like the lines to get into a terminal at an airport, or what?
>>57694
This, but not that many. They're clearly there to moderate entrants, there's not nearly enough to expel intruders (in fact, they don't look like they'd be any good at that, not that anyone has wanted to attack Cardishore cuz y?)
This, but not that many. They're clearly there to moderate entrants, there's not nearly enough to expel intruders (in fact, they don't look like they'd be any good at that, not that anyone has wanted to attack Cardishore cuz y?)
>>57695
Does Tracy have a set of clothes that look like any of theirs? Also What is the response to "to whom do I do file the report?"
Does Tracy have a set of clothes that look like any of theirs? Also What is the response to "to whom do I do file the report?"
>>57701
Then yes, the blades neatly slice through the stucco-mix, which is not actually stone but more of a concrete made of a paste and sand.
Then yes, the blades neatly slice through the stucco-mix, which is not actually stone but more of a concrete made of a paste and sand.
Also, while no one is immediately around, Tracy can see that the majority of the entrants to Cardishore are coming from the east, which is the direction of the Sil wall.
Both Torc and Snek wonder if cats stole from the gnomes
If Infernius were here, it would be very easy to let him create a distraction and then slip through
>>57708
Imagine then a collection of the most colofully, eccentric, and distinct individuals, each vying for intention and grandeur. Bright colors, styles, themes, etc.
Imagine then a collection of the most colofully, eccentric, and distinct individuals, each vying for intention and grandeur. Bright colors, styles, themes, etc.
>>57711
Literally nothing. Just a wall.
Security is tight.
It's through the portal, or through the wall.
Literally nothing. Just a wall.
Security is tight.
It's through the portal, or through the wall.
>>57713
>"But there must be more than a portal, right? I don't want to go through any extra dimensions unless we have a mage who can get us out. But we don't have a mage who could get us out"
>"But there must be more than a portal, right? I don't want to go through any extra dimensions unless we have a mage who can get us out. But we don't have a mage who could get us out"
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>57714
>'NOPE!'
*slices through wall and pops-out hole-piece*
Listen check to hear what's around the corner
>>57714
>'NOPE!'
*slices through wall and pops-out hole-piece*
Listen check to hear what's around the corner
>>57720
Torc is waiting for the gnomes to respond.
Stix is alone in the forest waiting to encounter something.
Infernius just offered the strange dog bacon.
Torc is waiting for the gnomes to respond.
Stix is alone in the forest waiting to encounter something.
Infernius just offered the strange dog bacon.
*is sure to cut hole smoothly*
>>57721
>Torcuil
Yes, my bad. In the moment its hard to really grasp how much dialogue is going on, but in retrospect, I can see how much it is, as well as when/why I get distracted/sidetracked.
>Stix
A cute little squirrel runs from cover up to Stix' hooves, and it wrinkles its nose as it smells him.
>Torcuil
Yes, my bad. In the moment its hard to really grasp how much dialogue is going on, but in retrospect, I can see how much it is, as well as when/why I get distracted/sidetracked.
>Stix
A cute little squirrel runs from cover up to Stix' hooves, and it wrinkles its nose as it smells him.
And of course the dog would eat the bacon, raw OR cooked. Where did he get bacon, that he was carrying around? No matter.
As far as Torcuil, he's established a bit of a rapport with the gnomes (in that he's not sussed about talking like they do), so his dialogue could transition to a more meta exchange of information (I'm not opposed to continuing the role-playing dialogue tho). I say this, cuz I could easily give a spiel that would answer all questions, but I'm enjoying the gnomes.
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>>57726
The gnomes are fucking amazing. Doing a great job GM
"Iwaswonderingiftherewasanyoneherethatcouldhelpmerepairandunderstandtheoriginsoftheship."
>inb4 "AFUCKINGHUMAN"
The gnomes are fucking amazing. Doing a great job GM
"Iwaswonderingiftherewasanyoneherethatcouldhelpmerepairandunderstandtheoriginsoftheship."
>inb4 "AFUCKINGHUMAN"
Is brad still trying to talk his way around the portal, or did he go with Tracy?
>>57724
Perfect timing. A small tree just fell about 2 hours ago, and I just finished hauling it out of the yard.
Stix notices and remarks jokingly;
“You wouldn’t happen to be this Trollestia I’m hearing so much about, would you?”
He lets out a chuckle.
Perfect timing. A small tree just fell about 2 hours ago, and I just finished hauling it out of the yard.
Stix notices and remarks jokingly;
“You wouldn’t happen to be this Trollestia I’m hearing so much about, would you?”
He lets out a chuckle.
>>57729
"Whatdoyoumeanrepair?"
"Watch,he'sprobablysomebroke-asswhowantssomeonetofixitforfree,"
"..."
"Whatsitlooklike?"
>>57732
"You're awfully quick for a newbie," the squirrel responds. "So who sent you?"
>>57715
No immediate sounds are apparent, and beyond the hole is a series of remarkably clean and well-maintained (not to mention aesthetic) civic landscaping, paths, and architecture.
"Whatdoyoumeanrepair?"
"Watch,he'sprobablysomebroke-asswhowantssomeonetofixitforfree,"
"..."
"Whatsitlooklike?"
>>57732
"You're awfully quick for a newbie," the squirrel responds. "So who sent you?"
>>57715
No immediate sounds are apparent, and beyond the hole is a series of remarkably clean and well-maintained (not to mention aesthetic) civic landscaping, paths, and architecture.
>>57735
“It was a fifty-fifty chance that I saw talking to you or looking dumb while you were standing behind me. I was sent here by this knight looking man by the name of Trumpaladin. You have heard about him, right?”
“It was a fifty-fifty chance that I saw talking to you or looking dumb while you were standing behind me. I was sent here by this knight looking man by the name of Trumpaladin. You have heard about him, right?”
>>57735
"NoIdon'tfuckingexpectitforfree!
Let'ssee,it'satwodeckshipwith15cannonsononeside.It'sliftandpowerisfromalaargechunkoffloatstoneandpropellors"
"NoIdon'tfuckingexpectitforfree!
Let'ssee,it'satwodeckshipwith15cannonsononeside.It'sliftandpowerisfromalaargechunkoffloatstoneandpropellors"
>>57738
"Heard,... yes we'll leave it at that," the squirrel says
>>57736
Well, kind of like a city-scape, in that its heavily concrete and artificial structures. Its all designed to be pleasant and not atrocious. Some paths lead to park-looking areas with a variety of gardens and potted plants, while others lead to civic areas with what appear to be shops and trades. The whole city is not visible from this point, but the general sense it evokes is "this is nice".
>>57739
"Canonsononeside?"
"Twodecks?"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"AFloat-stone?Ishouldhaveknown.PersonallyI'vebeenwaitingtohearaboutwhathappenedtotheStrayCat,...that'sthenameoftheshipyou'redescribing,eversinceoldMaglintiouswentoffonhisfoolventure."
"Heard,... yes we'll leave it at that," the squirrel says
>>57736
Well, kind of like a city-scape, in that its heavily concrete and artificial structures. Its all designed to be pleasant and not atrocious. Some paths lead to park-looking areas with a variety of gardens and potted plants, while others lead to civic areas with what appear to be shops and trades. The whole city is not visible from this point, but the general sense it evokes is "this is nice".
>>57739
"Canonsononeside?"
"Twodecks?"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"AFloat-stone?Ishouldhaveknown.PersonallyI'vebeenwaitingtohearaboutwhathappenedtotheStrayCat,...that'sthenameoftheshipyou'redescribing,eversinceoldMaglintiouswentoffonhisfoolventure."
>>57741
Trumpaldin walks down the city scape and observes his surroundings. What does the purpose of the structures appear to be (like shops or government buildings or what have you) and are there people?
Trumpaldin walks down the city scape and observes his surroundings. What does the purpose of the structures appear to be (like shops or government buildings or what have you) and are there people?
>>57743
"Because I'm sure everyone around here knows who you are and what you look like" Trumpaladin says, walking in the open and glistening in the light
"Because I'm sure everyone around here knows who you are and what you look like" Trumpaladin says, walking in the open and glistening in the light
>>57741
“Excellent. He told me to come here to get a better idea of where I am and possibly what I should try to do here, if you have the time. I hear talk of many threats in this land and I am not sure if I will know how to combat them, or even find my way around this world to be of any use against them.”
“Excellent. He told me to come here to get a better idea of where I am and possibly what I should try to do here, if you have the time. I hear talk of many threats in this land and I am not sure if I will know how to combat them, or even find my way around this world to be of any use against them.”
>>57742
Not immediately, they're in a relatively quiet section of the city, though the murmurings of activity reverberate through the compound, which is not precisely a dome but more of a curving wall that appears to be a dome surrounding the city. The tallest buildings compliment the wall such that from the ground outside it seems a solid structure but is open-air. Sunlight beams down upon the pavement, which shows not the slightest bit of debris or dirt (out of place, that is).
Not immediately, they're in a relatively quiet section of the city, though the murmurings of activity reverberate through the compound, which is not precisely a dome but more of a curving wall that appears to be a dome surrounding the city. The tallest buildings compliment the wall such that from the ground outside it seems a solid structure but is open-air. Sunlight beams down upon the pavement, which shows not the slightest bit of debris or dirt (out of place, that is).
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>>57744
"No, I'm just not the best at quick disguises, so I want to be able to go back to my regular attire if some starts chasing us from this point on."
"No, I'm just not the best at quick disguises, so I want to be able to go back to my regular attire if some starts chasing us from this point on."
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>>57749
“Now that is an interesting question depending on how you look at it. I suppose the simple answer would be in a grove in some far away land from where I was. But if I recall... it is something more complex than that. I hear this ninja talk about how I was dead yet chosen to be here or something. It was confusing, but it seems to make as much sense as any other explanation for not being back home.”
“Now that is an interesting question depending on how you look at it. I suppose the simple answer would be in a grove in some far away land from where I was. But if I recall... it is something more complex than that. I hear this ninja talk about how I was dead yet chosen to be here or something. It was confusing, but it seems to make as much sense as any other explanation for not being back home.”
>>57749
Big Bird and La Payasa continue down the street, observing their surroundings and generally heading in the direction of the sound of activity
Big Bird and La Payasa continue down the street, observing their surroundings and generally heading in the direction of the sound of activity
I got a wee bit distracted
>>57741
"Soyouknowtheownerofship?AndyousaiditwascalledTheStrayCat?Hemusthavehaditstolenfromhim,thepeoplewhoattackedmeandmyfriendscalledthe____Cunt"
I can't remember the name
>>57741
"Soyouknowtheownerofship?AndyousaiditwascalledTheStrayCat?Hemusthavehaditstolenfromhim,thepeoplewhoattackedmeandmyfriendscalledthe____Cunt"
I can't remember the name
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>>57754
La Payasa darts around corners ahead of bigbird in stealth, to make sure (s)he spots anything that might be coming up ahead.
La Payasa darts around corners ahead of bigbird in stealth, to make sure (s)he spots anything that might be coming up ahead.
>>57754
And strangely, considering the previous line, they're somehow not the most colorful people around. There's not any ppl around, but yeah.
>>57753
I meant in the crowd
>>57752
"Yes, yes, you died. Everyone dies. Do you think this is the first time you've lived? That this pony form is the first (OR the last) you've inhabited? The correct answer is "here", and everything else is derived from that. I know it sounds stupid, but its the best explanation that you're likely to get, given that "what was" is now irrelevant, and the question is then "what shall be?", which is something only you can determine."
And strangely, considering the previous line, they're somehow not the most colorful people around. There's not any ppl around, but yeah.
>>57753
I meant in the crowd
>>57752
"Yes, yes, you died. Everyone dies. Do you think this is the first time you've lived? That this pony form is the first (OR the last) you've inhabited? The correct answer is "here", and everything else is derived from that. I know it sounds stupid, but its the best explanation that you're likely to get, given that "what was" is now irrelevant, and the question is then "what shall be?", which is something only you can determine."
>>57759
The people are as colorful, except that they're not around. I'm just letting you know that the bright, giant bird and the mexican clown are somehow not unusual.
The people are as colorful, except that they're not around. I'm just letting you know that the bright, giant bird and the mexican clown are somehow not unusual.
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>>57757
La Payasa makes sure not to be seen, while big bird walks down the street, making sure to take in the surrounding areas.
Beneath the disguise, Tracy wonders where her knives may have been kept.
>>57759
"That's odd... These guys aren't flamboyant as the line of pricks that were entering earlier..."
La Payasa makes sure not to be seen, while big bird walks down the street, making sure to take in the surrounding areas.
Beneath the disguise, Tracy wonders where her knives may have been kept.
>>57759
"That's odd... These guys aren't flamboyant as the line of pricks that were entering earlier..."
>>57757
Takes a moment to think about that.
“Yep. Sounds about right. I suppose I’m just a tad nervous about the shear number of ways I could mess up. Do you have any tips on where to go from here, or is that up for me to determine as well?”
Takes a moment to think about that.
“Yep. Sounds about right. I suppose I’m just a tad nervous about the shear number of ways I could mess up. Do you have any tips on where to go from here, or is that up for me to determine as well?”
[1d20+9 = 15]
Knowledge Local check, to get a hunch where Tracy could go to find her lost equitpment, or at least ask about it
Knowledge Local check, to get a hunch where Tracy could go to find her lost equitpment, or at least ask about it
A barely-visible shadowy aura rises off of La Payasa as Tracy channels divegrass energy.
Curses, Mlp went for the orchestrated Giddy, I was hoping to gather anons to do a voice-over of that one
*crackles with dark energy*
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Editing is pretty fun
Alright, now that the only other important match is over, what do Tracy and Brad find in the city?
>>57771
*blink* *blink* Infernius fails to make contact, as the dog has this weird tendency to shift apparent position without moving. The dog however, seems to think this is a delightful game and starts running around him, his tail going bonkers.
>>57785
Holy shit what a match tho
>>57787
They're outside Cardashil
*blink* *blink* Infernius fails to make contact, as the dog has this weird tendency to shift apparent position without moving. The dog however, seems to think this is a delightful game and starts running around him, his tail going bonkers.
>>57785
Holy shit what a match tho
>>57787
They're outside Cardashil
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>>57787
You were gone a while... He called in Tracy and proceeded to the next city, which is Cardishore
>>57789
HE FOUND BARBAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fN6BCJrx4
You were gone a while... He called in Tracy and proceeded to the next city, which is Cardishore
>>57789
HE FOUND BARBAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fN6BCJrx4
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Tracy needs some spooky rainbow stockings.
What kind of item works in the form of socks?
What kind of item works in the form of socks?
>>57803
Trump and Tracy,... er Big Bird and El Juapo find that Cardashil is a very large and rather modern (to the impression of their respective faggots) styled city. There is a degree of artistry to the architecture and aesthetics, except in a contemporary sense. The buildings are very utilitarian and have a distinct overall sense of planning to them, as adjacent buildings display a comparable style. There are sections that grow increasingly fine, and the buildings are increasingly smaller in those areas. There doesn't seem to be many people in this area, and there are smaller and larger paths available.
Trump and Tracy,... er Big Bird and El Juapo find that Cardashil is a very large and rather modern (to the impression of their respective faggots) styled city. There is a degree of artistry to the architecture and aesthetics, except in a contemporary sense. The buildings are very utilitarian and have a distinct overall sense of planning to them, as adjacent buildings display a comparable style. There are sections that grow increasingly fine, and the buildings are increasingly smaller in those areas. There doesn't seem to be many people in this area, and there are smaller and larger paths available.
>>57808
That would be the larger paths. The smaller paths - I should have mentioned - seem to follow along and in the area of the outer wall of the city.
I'm not gonna get super in depth in the descriptions except as necessary, as Cardashil is a larger city than Port Barry.
>>57809
Certainly, and the smaller - as far as residence is concerned - the more ornate, distinct, or artistic. It gives the impression that the higher one's status in the city, the more private and luxurious the accommodations.
That would be the larger paths. The smaller paths - I should have mentioned - seem to follow along and in the area of the outer wall of the city.
I'm not gonna get super in depth in the descriptions except as necessary, as Cardashil is a larger city than Port Barry.
>>57809
Certainly, and the smaller - as far as residence is concerned - the more ornate, distinct, or artistic. It gives the impression that the higher one's status in the city, the more private and luxurious the accommodations.
>>57812
Important question: Are there any guards, policemen, cameras, or other forms of public defense apparent?
Important question: Are there any guards, policemen, cameras, or other forms of public defense apparent?
>>57816
None at all. There is a strange metal device rolling down the path in Tracy's direction however.
>>57814
"Yes,thepreviousownerwasadamnfoolwhowentpiratehunting,hadtheCatmadeexpresslyforthatpurpose.Ratherbent,thatfellow.Apparentlyhegotscammedbysomepiratesandthensworerevenge.Inresponsehecommissionedacrewandashiptochaseafterthem,butthatgottakenandthecrewwasslaughtered(excepthim,theythoughthewasprettypathetic).Thenhehiredmercenariestohuntthepirates,butgetthis,themercenariesWEREpiratesandtheyrobbedhimAGAIN!Sohecomeshereandsayshewantsaluxuryairshiptohuntpirateswith.Hewantsittobetotallybareononesidebutalineofcannonsontheother.Figureshecantrickthepiratesintothinkingtheshipisunarmeduntilhebanksandlightsthemup.Sowemadetheshipforhim,andthatwasthelastwesawofeither."
None at all. There is a strange metal device rolling down the path in Tracy's direction however.
>>57814
"Yes,thepreviousownerwasadamnfoolwhowentpiratehunting,hadtheCatmadeexpresslyforthatpurpose.Ratherbent,thatfellow.Apparentlyhegotscammedbysomepiratesandthensworerevenge.Inresponsehecommissionedacrewandashiptochaseafterthem,butthatgottakenandthecrewwasslaughtered(excepthim,theythoughthewasprettypathetic).Thenhehiredmercenariestohuntthepirates,butgetthis,themercenariesWEREpiratesandtheyrobbedhimAGAIN!Sohecomeshereandsayshewantsaluxuryairshiptohuntpirateswith.Hewantsittobetotallybareononesidebutalineofcannonsontheother.Figureshecantrickthepiratesintothinkingtheshipisunarmeduntilhebanksandlightsthemup.Sowemadetheshipforhim,andthatwasthelastwesawofeither."
[1d20+25 = 40]
Sleight of hand to conceal dagger
Sleight of hand to conceal dagger
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>>57821
Close, the very middle stone.
"Mostof'em," he says with a slight twinge of cheek, while the other gnomes burst into laughter
Close, the very middle stone.
"Mostof'em," he says with a slight twinge of cheek, while the other gnomes burst into laughter
Can y'all take another look at that South Korean on the main page? I still can't figure out if he's a autistic "sovereign citizen" from 8chan or if he is a disinformation artist
>>57823
I can’t hardly make sense of that guys, but obviously a troll. He refuded debate and triggered a pony porn shutdown attempt by some anons. But you already knew that. Oh, he claims to not be Korean, so there is that.
I can’t hardly make sense of that guys, but obviously a troll. He refuded debate and triggered a pony porn shutdown attempt by some anons. But you already knew that. Oh, he claims to not be Korean, so there is that.
>Snek grows impatient
>>57830
Possibly, he has three threads. I doubt he really wants to convince people, just spam his beliefs, if they are even his own
Possibly, he has three threads. I doubt he really wants to convince people, just spam his beliefs, if they are even his own
Hey, I gotta take off for a few hours. I'll be back tonight and will have excesses of time (and not be narcoleptically exhausted from working)
>>>/test/
By request
Tracy reaches out with her mind trying to feel the location of her precious knives.
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>>57852
Torc giggles a bit before regaining composure.
"Ah,Iseenow.Couldyougivemedirectionstoatechnician?"
Torc giggles a bit before regaining composure.
"Ah,Iseenow.Couldyougivemedirectionstoatechnician?"
Mind you, when I say "gives directions" I mean "tells him the directions"
"What,doyouthinkI'mgoingtoleadyoutheremyself?"
"Don'tlookatme,I'vegotimportantinformationtodevelop,"
"...I'llgiveyoudirections..."
"Hehe,that'sagoodidea.Itoowilloffermyservicesinguidingyoutoyourdestination."
"Don'tlookatme,I'vegotimportantinformationtodevelop,"
"...I'llgiveyoudirections..."
"Hehe,that'sagoodidea.Itoowilloffermyservicesinguidingyoutoyourdestination."
>>57866
Meanwhile, the rectangular metallic what-the-fuck-ever it is has little lights all over it, and it rolls right up to Tracy. It's almost as though she couldn't possibly hide another person and herself at the same time, and while attempting stealth was in fact obvious AF.
"INTRUDER"
Roll for initiative
Meanwhile, the rectangular metallic what-the-fuck-ever it is has little lights all over it, and it rolls right up to Tracy. It's almost as though she couldn't possibly hide another person and herself at the same time, and while attempting stealth was in fact obvious AF.
"INTRUDER"
Roll for initiative
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*Readies BEEES*
*Pulls Out Sugoito*
*Pulls Out Sugoito*
>>57871
Torcuil is a smart guy and manages the directions without too much trouble, though he determines along the way that gnomes aren't disorganized, but they cram way more facilities and furniture into small areas than he'd have expected giving the appearance of disorder.
Upon arriving at the designated location he enters a swinging set of double-doors on light hinges, as though carts and heavy equipment is frequently brought in or out. Just inside the doors on the right is a desk where is seated,...
... the same gnomes from the Information booth.
>>57877
My bad
Tracy goes first
Torcuil is a smart guy and manages the directions without too much trouble, though he determines along the way that gnomes aren't disorganized, but they cram way more facilities and furniture into small areas than he'd have expected giving the appearance of disorder.
Upon arriving at the designated location he enters a swinging set of double-doors on light hinges, as though carts and heavy equipment is frequently brought in or out. Just inside the doors on the right is a desk where is seated,...
... the same gnomes from the Information booth.
>>57877
My bad
Tracy goes first
>>57884
Torc is holding back from shouting 'AFUCKINGGNOME'
"Nevermind,Itakeityouguysareinchargeofordersandthelikes?"
Torc is holding back from shouting 'AFUCKINGGNOME'
"Nevermind,Itakeityouguysareinchargeofordersandthelikes?"
>>57894
"Ineedacannonmade"
GM, does polymorph any object have a range?
If so, can Torc reach cardishore with it?
"Ineedacannonmade"
GM, does polymorph any object have a range?
If so, can Torc reach cardishore with it?
>>57763
Sorry, I missed this post. However, had I not missed this post, Stix would find that the squirrel just stares blankly at him the entire time.
Sorry, I missed this post. However, had I not missed this post, Stix would find that the squirrel just stares blankly at him the entire time.
>>57896
I will freely allow Torcuil to polymorph to Cardishore
Do you prefer to continue the dialogue, or are you wanting that to be cinema'd?
I will freely allow Torcuil to polymorph to Cardishore
Do you prefer to continue the dialogue, or are you wanting that to be cinema'd?
By that I mean, I can say "Torcuil explains" and then carry on, or continue shitposting in gnome.
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>>57898
?????
Polymorph doesn't move a character...
I'd prefer my gnomish shitposting please, I just wanted to know if Torc can transform an entity in cardishill
?????
Polymorph doesn't move a character...
I'd prefer my gnomish shitposting please, I just wanted to know if Torc can transform an entity in cardishill
[1d20+13 = 20]
>>57901
The trip attempt fails, as the creature's shape and design give it a substantial bonus against trip attacks on level ground.
A small hole opens in the front of the device, through which can be seen a thin cylinder with a small flame, somehow perpetuated at the tip.
>>57901
The trip attempt fails, as the creature's shape and design give it a substantial bonus against trip attacks on level ground.
A small hole opens in the front of the device, through which can be seen a thin cylinder with a small flame, somehow perpetuated at the tip.
Oh wait, my bad, that's not an attack roll, its a saving throw. Tracy and Trump roll against simulated breath weapon. ^_^
>>57902
Oh that's what you meant. I thought you were somehow mixing polymorph and teleport. I was looking forward to Torcuil waking up in the entertron for attempting to teleport with a polymorph spell. No, he cannot polymorph someone hella far away. Range is 25'+5'/level
Oh that's what you meant. I thought you were somehow mixing polymorph and teleport. I was looking forward to Torcuil waking up in the entertron for attempting to teleport with a polymorph spell. No, he cannot polymorph someone hella far away. Range is 25'+5'/level
[4d20 = 52]
>>57903
Trumpaladin strikes at the foul beast of metal with his mighty Sword, Sugoito
"Die you damned Dalek, or Cylon, or whatever you are! This is for Caprica!"
Modifiers here assume the sunder bonus of +7 can apply. If not, subtract 3 from each modifier (I think)
+27 +22 +17 +12
>>57903
Trumpaladin strikes at the foul beast of metal with his mighty Sword, Sugoito
"Die you damned Dalek, or Cylon, or whatever you are! This is for Caprica!"
Modifiers here assume the sunder bonus of +7 can apply. If not, subtract 3 from each modifier (I think)
+27 +22 +17 +12
It's getting late, not to be a bitch...
[14d8 = 71]
>>57915
But yes, Tracy takes half damage.
Trump on the other hand does not have Improved Evasion. Tracy is X/2
>>57915
But yes, Tracy takes half damage.
Trump on the other hand does not have Improved Evasion. Tracy is X/2
>>57897
Sorry I got to this so late as well.
Stix looks at the squirrel. It takes him a second to realize that he isn’t getting an answer.
“Well, I guess I have to be going now. It was nice meeting you.”
Stix gets up and studies his map to see how to get out of here.
Sorry I got to this so late as well.
Stix looks at the squirrel. It takes him a second to realize that he isn’t getting an answer.
“Well, I guess I have to be going now. It was nice meeting you.”
Stix gets up and studies his map to see how to get out of here.
>>57920
Awww,... fine.
The 2 misses. Sorry, it is AC
The 19 and 15 land, while the 16 misses.
Its a pity that Trump was attacking it directly instead of Sundering parts of it.
Awww,... fine.
The 2 misses. Sorry, it is AC
The 19 and 15 land, while the 16 misses.
Its a pity that Trump was attacking it directly instead of Sundering parts of it.
>>57922
"Wait, I have a question for you," the squirrel interjects in a dramatic manner as he turns to leave.
"Wait, I have a question for you," the squirrel interjects in a dramatic manner as he turns to leave.
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The wind in and around the grove picks up swirling leaves about in a picturesque manner. For a moment the surrounding trees dance, and sound is blocked out by the roar of it. As it dies down, the squirrel looks at Stix seriously and says,
"Do you like bananas?"
"Do you like bananas?"
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>>57929
Tracy takes a double move action to leap back 160 ft in any direction away from what just shot fire at her, running like a bitch while the tank deals with the flaming mailbox.
Tracy takes a double move action to leap back 160 ft in any direction away from what just shot fire at her, running like a bitch while the tank deals with the flaming mailbox.
>>57928
Stix wonders on what this means. He remembers what Trumpaladin said, to be careful about what you say around her, lest something go terribly wrong. He just wishes he knew the best approach to this strange situation.
“While I enjoy a snack now and again, and bananas can be delicious, I’m afraid I am not very hungry at the moment, but thank you for the offer.”
Stix wonders on what this means. He remembers what Trumpaladin said, to be careful about what you say around her, lest something go terribly wrong. He just wishes he knew the best approach to this strange situation.
“While I enjoy a snack now and again, and bananas can be delicious, I’m afraid I am not very hungry at the moment, but thank you for the offer.”
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>>57943
Well, you got a 20 so I'll allow that to work, but realize that a sunder attack is different from a normal attack, at least as far as Sugoito is concerned. Imagine it being like a really long tuning fork, so dense that whatever it was brought to bear against kinda just collapses, breaks, or dents.
Well, you got a 20 so I'll allow that to work, but realize that a sunder attack is different from a normal attack, at least as far as Sugoito is concerned. Imagine it being like a really long tuning fork, so dense that whatever it was brought to bear against kinda just collapses, breaks, or dents.
>>57945
No, Sugoito. The break-stick. An attack is using it like a sword. A sunder is using it almost like a harmonic device
No, Sugoito. The break-stick. An attack is using it like a sword. A sunder is using it almost like a harmonic device
>>57947
Yes, he smashed that. The device stops and sits still for a moment.
DESTRUCT
Roll one more saving throw
Yes, he smashed that. The device stops and sits still for a moment.
DESTRUCT
Roll one more saving throw
[1d20+15 = 17]
>>57949
The device learns to its dismay as so many have before it, that when you think Trumpaladin is fired for good, he just keeps coming back
>>57949
The device learns to its dismay as so many have before it, that when you think Trumpaladin is fired for good, he just keeps coming back
>>57951
Where is Infernius again? I know he went to track an animal, but I don't recall what he's doing other than talking to blink-doge
Where is Infernius again? I know he went to track an animal, but I don't recall what he's doing other than talking to blink-doge
>>57954
If Trumpaladin is still alive and conscious, he calls upon the power of Elway to fill him with charm, and lay of hands heals himself... With basically all points, because his hp is low.
He then collects any valuable parts of the machine, and probably non-valuable parts of the machine as well. Not because he wants to do anything with them, but specifically to keep Tracy from getting a hold of them, because she fucking ran.
If Trumpaladin is still alive and conscious, he calls upon the power of Elway to fill him with charm, and lay of hands heals himself... With basically all points, because his hp is low.
He then collects any valuable parts of the machine, and probably non-valuable parts of the machine as well. Not because he wants to do anything with them, but specifically to keep Tracy from getting a hold of them, because she fucking ran.
>>57928
In gnomeland, Torc begins to feel uneasy
>"You okay?"
"Yes, I just felt a great disturbance in the force..."
>"NERD"
In gnomeland, Torc begins to feel uneasy
>"You okay?"
"Yes, I just felt a great disturbance in the force..."
>"NERD"
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>>57953
*Fiendish Raven Flies up and pecks Infernius in the forehead*
<SQUAWK>
*leaves scroll in his hand*
*pecks again and vanishes*
*Fiendish Raven Flies up and pecks Infernius in the forehead*
<SQUAWK>
*leaves scroll in his hand*
*pecks again and vanishes*
>>57959
It was summoned.
I figured summons are cooler than pigeons when it comes to delivering short-distance messages.
Could just forget about it though.
It was summoned.
I figured summons are cooler than pigeons when it comes to delivering short-distance messages.
Could just forget about it though.
The message reads:
>Flashy and I went to Cardashil
>Waiting in lines is gay, so find the hole on the left side of the dome; use your magic to reseal the hole after you're through.
>Hope to see you there
>Flashy and I went to Cardashil
>Waiting in lines is gay, so find the hole on the left side of the dome; use your magic to reseal the hole after you're through.
>Hope to see you there
"That mailbox recognized us as 'Intruders' right away.. I don't like the sound of that..." Tracy says, not paying any mind to the fact that the normal response to seeing a knife-brandishing Mexican clown sitting on Big Bird's face in an alley would be to whip out your flamethrower and burn everything.
>>57966
>there's a reason
That's exactly why there's reason to be worried. Either the security has a means of identifying who's a resident and who isn't, or they were expecting us.
"Think we should go back and meet Infernius?"
>there's a reason
That's exactly why there's reason to be worried. Either the security has a means of identifying who's a resident and who isn't, or they were expecting us.
"Think we should go back and meet Infernius?"
>tfw Infernius fed you so much bacon that you can only move by teleporting
>>57967
Not only that, the party's goals in this area aren't exactly clear.
Tracy's top priority is to retrieve her beloved knife collection.
Not only that, the party's goals in this area aren't exactly clear.
Tracy's top priority is to retrieve her beloved knife collection.
If barding has the same armor encumbrance rules, is it still twice as expensive to produce?
Can you sunder natural weapons too?
>>57964
*pets pony*
"These things can instantly recognize who is a citizen and who isn't, and incinerate non-citizens. I wish we had these things in America. Kind of impressive actually.
But really, you can't say you expected anything less out of Cardishore, can you?"
*pets pony*
"These things can instantly recognize who is a citizen and who isn't, and incinerate non-citizens. I wish we had these things in America. Kind of impressive actually.
But really, you can't say you expected anything less out of Cardishore, can you?"
>>57974
I did, but that wouldn't stop Tracy from looking for her knives.
She didn't want to wait, because she wasn't sure if she'd get her other equipment back, and she might need that to get her knives.
Also, are you sure you want to carry that whole thing? You're already wearing armor.
I did, but that wouldn't stop Tracy from looking for her knives.
She didn't want to wait, because she wasn't sure if she'd get her other equipment back, and she might need that to get her knives.
Also, are you sure you want to carry that whole thing? You're already wearing armor.
Tracy pockets the remaining charred scrap metal and sprinkles some glitter-dust on the scorch marks to hide the evidence.
Tracy, considering that the machine could've noted their appearances to an operator, changes her disguise to the prince of Persia.
She throws some more dust in Brad's face to make him appear like an ostrich.
She throws some more dust in Brad's face to make him appear like an ostrich.
>>57982
K. Lay on hands,... oh shit, lay on hands is Paladin level X3,... so that puts him pretty much back to full give or take
K. Lay on hands,... oh shit, lay on hands is Paladin level X3,... so that puts him pretty much back to full give or take
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>>57986
He used the charm domain power to raise his charisma, so 7 points of HP per paladin level may be healed
He used the charm domain power to raise his charisma, so 7 points of HP per paladin level may be healed
Tracy took 35 dmg, Trump took 60
I'm so digging my new combat system
I'm so digging my new combat system
>>57990
You know what, fuck it.
I am declaring now that Trumpaladin's additional ability point from level 16 will go into Charisma
You know what, fuck it.
I am declaring now that Trumpaladin's additional ability point from level 16 will go into Charisma
>>57996
That would put his daily erotic massage at 136.
Is he fully healing Tracy? She did run off,... Xp
That would put his daily erotic massage at 136.
Is he fully healing Tracy? She did run off,... Xp
The Prince of Persia carries the ostrich further into town, looking for a help desk or any other information-gathering station.
*earth shakes*
*lightning strikes*
*solar eclipse*
*meteor shower*
Tracy lets out a fiery sigh.
*hundreds of screeching winged monkeys burst out of a rip-hole in the sky and fly in a doughnut-shaped formation*
Fae transmits to Trump
>Having difficulty finding a way in, standby
>Having difficulty finding a way in, standby
>>58015
>interesting
Not yet, though they can't seem to find anyone living, aside from the shazbot (that's its name btw, its unique so don't bother)
>interesting
Not yet, though they can't seem to find anyone living, aside from the shazbot (that's its name btw, its unique so don't bother)
Gosh, I wish Tracy's Char stat could get higher..
>>58023
The way I see it, Tracy and Trump haven't really gone very far in the city, having gone toward the more central area and got immediately run up on by a robot right when Tracy was thinking of knocking on the apparent entrance to one of the many buildings apparent.
The way I see it, Tracy and Trump haven't really gone very far in the city, having gone toward the more central area and got immediately run up on by a robot right when Tracy was thinking of knocking on the apparent entrance to one of the many buildings apparent.
>>58026
We get Fae, that way Trump will have an ally who won't run when he needs her, or at the very least, will run with him, then we go deeper into the city and explore its secrets
We get Fae, that way Trump will have an ally who won't run when he needs her, or at the very least, will run with him, then we go deeper into the city and explore its secrets
Tracy tries to look more closely at one of the buildings.
>>58033
Then I guess Tracy can go knocking on doors and Trumpaladin can advance on Fae going towards the center of the city
Then I guess Tracy can go knocking on doors and Trumpaladin can advance on Fae going towards the center of the city
>>58037
In these past several weeks you've had multiple chances to stab several orcs, a mimic, and a robot, and you've chosen to ignore all of them. Your lack of stabbing is your own doing. Now help me advance the story because Cardishore is hiding something
In these past several weeks you've had multiple chances to stab several orcs, a mimic, and a robot, and you've chosen to ignore all of them. Your lack of stabbing is your own doing. Now help me advance the story because Cardishore is hiding something
*meteors fall directly into unpopulated areas*
*tornado of locusts*
*pigs start climbing walls*
*volcano erupts at the far end of the continent*
DAMN YOU CANDYASS
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Tracy falls over and begins vomiting uncontrollably
Tracy falls over and begins vomiting uncontrollably
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>>58070
You can’t win them all... I had a feeling our luck was up after two straight wins at the penalties... and the curse of applejack...
You can’t win them all... I had a feeling our luck was up after two straight wins at the penalties... and the curse of applejack...
>>58072
unless the world falls apart or we pass some hate speech law for the internet, then it my not happen next time
unless the world falls apart or we pass some hate speech law for the internet, then it my not happen next time
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>>58076
Well, just being realistic. However, if we succeed in what we are wanting to accomplish, then those situations may never occur.
Well, just being realistic. However, if we succeed in what we are wanting to accomplish, then those situations may never occur.
>>58083
Infernius finds in spite of his insistence, that doge prefers to run behind Uatchit, jumping and barking as they proceed.
Infernius finds in spite of his insistence, that doge prefers to run behind Uatchit, jumping and barking as they proceed.
As Uatchit takes off and begins to pick up speed *blink* the dog is on the ground again while running behind, barking and chasing after.
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So, what does Tracy see deeper in the city?
I want to ransack these houses if nobody's in them.
I want to ransack these houses if nobody's in them.
*divegrass channeling ceases*
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Alright, first off Stix.
>>57935
The small squirrel considers his answer for a moment, but then looks immediately behind him with an astonished expression. Its body tenses in apparent apprehension,... apparent that is because upon turning to look what had spooked it, he finds nothing there. Upon turning back, he finds that the squirrel is gone, and in its place is an oversized Acorn
>>57935
The small squirrel considers his answer for a moment, but then looks immediately behind him with an astonished expression. Its body tenses in apparent apprehension,... apparent that is because upon turning to look what had spooked it, he finds nothing there. Upon turning back, he finds that the squirrel is gone, and in its place is an oversized Acorn
Torcuil and Snek are still with the gnomes as I recall, detailing the situation with the cannon.
Tracy and Trump continue to explore the city, attempting to find any sign of people. The concrete structures reverberate sound throughout the area, making it difficult to pinpoint the location of the commotion. Fae is standing by at the entrance to the city, while Infernius is rapidly making his way on Uatchit, along with doge who *blink* showed up on the fly. "Big bird-things. LIke bear. Very growl."
Tracy and Trump continue to explore the city, attempting to find any sign of people. The concrete structures reverberate sound throughout the area, making it difficult to pinpoint the location of the commotion. Fae is standing by at the entrance to the city, while Infernius is rapidly making his way on Uatchit, along with doge who *blink* showed up on the fly. "Big bird-things. LIke bear. Very growl."
>>58120
Not a whole lot of anything really. Part of a hallway maybe? None of the windows seem designed for visibility, rather they appear to be more for drawing in natural light
Not a whole lot of anything really. Part of a hallway maybe? None of the windows seem designed for visibility, rather they appear to be more for drawing in natural light
>>58122
So, I take it's not possible to assess if anyone is in the building or not?
Tracy gives up on robbery and heads closer to the sound of the commotion, in stealth.
So, I take it's not possible to assess if anyone is in the building or not?
Tracy gives up on robbery and heads closer to the sound of the commotion, in stealth.
Tracy keeps moving and searching around until she encounters something of interest.
>>58125
Snek debates whether or not the gnomes have short term memory loss
"Yes,youknowTheStrayCatasitusedtobecalled."
Snek debates whether or not the gnomes have short term memory loss
"Yes,youknowTheStrayCatasitusedtobecalled."
Tracy changes her disguise to Barney the dinosaur, for no reason whatsoever.
>>58128
Trump returns to the hole to allow Fae (and Infernius not long after, as he can be seen approaching).
>>58131
More and more as much as Tracy searches, she gets the feeling that though inside the city, she's still in a relatively "outside" area that doesn't get much (any?) traffic in spite of the deliberate paths. Every path is perfectly smooth and precisely level. Still, she is making progress toward the reverberating sounds of people(?).
>>58132
That conversation was with gnomes that look just like these ones, but not these ones.
>>58133
>this is your mindset
Trump returns to the hole to allow Fae (and Infernius not long after, as he can be seen approaching).
>>58131
More and more as much as Tracy searches, she gets the feeling that though inside the city, she's still in a relatively "outside" area that doesn't get much (any?) traffic in spite of the deliberate paths. Every path is perfectly smooth and precisely level. Still, she is making progress toward the reverberating sounds of people(?).
>>58132
That conversation was with gnomes that look just like these ones, but not these ones.
>>58133
>this is your mindset
>>58134
Well, if the hole is big enough, he lets Fae through. Then he waves for Infernius to come, happy to see him
Well, if the hole is big enough, he lets Fae through. Then he waves for Infernius to come, happy to see him
>>58134
Tracy continues forward, contemplating robbing one of these buildings, but deciding she'd much rather retrieve her knives.
Tracy continues forward, contemplating robbing one of these buildings, but deciding she'd much rather retrieve her knives.
>>58114
Sorry for my delay.
Stix looks around.
“Trollestia? Where did you go?”
He observers the acorn to see if she turned into it.
Sorry for my delay.
Stix looks around.
“Trollestia? Where did you go?”
He observers the acorn to see if she turned into it.
>>58137
What does the road ahead look like?
Tracy begins running to progress faster, abandoning stealth.
What does the road ahead look like?
Tracy begins running to progress faster, abandoning stealth.
>>58139
Alright, he beckons Infernius to come through. Then he mounts Fae, and prances down the streets on her back at full gallop
Alright, he beckons Infernius to come through. Then he mounts Fae, and prances down the streets on her back at full gallop
>>58144
"There's a city through here.... something isn't quite right about it. There's robots prowling the streets. Very powerful, and no hiding from them. Follow me"
"There's a city through here.... something isn't quite right about it. There's robots prowling the streets. Very powerful, and no hiding from them. Follow me"
>>58142
What he means is that while chasing the fly very noisily, he stumbled across a trio of Owl-Bears that sought to eat him, so he teleported. Don't ask me to iterate that in doge.
>>58143
"I think we'll be able to get a better idea from the air. There doesn't seem to be anyone around," Fae replies.
What he means is that while chasing the fly very noisily, he stumbled across a trio of Owl-Bears that sought to eat him, so he teleported. Don't ask me to iterate that in doge.
>>58143
"I think we'll be able to get a better idea from the air. There doesn't seem to be anyone around," Fae replies.
[1d20 = 2]
>>58139
Stix takes the acorn and give the place one final look.
“That’s strange.”
Roll to search to find out what she ran from.
>>58139
Stix takes the acorn and give the place one final look.
“That’s strange.”
Roll to search to find out what she ran from.
I forgot because she never tried since then. Can Tracy still fly on her own? I just want to know that before I try it in an important moment.
Nevertheless, Tracy continues con the ground searching for any clue that could lead her to her treasures, well in her element in the urban landscape.
Nevertheless, Tracy continues con the ground searching for any clue that could lead her to her treasures, well in her element in the urban landscape.
>>58134
Oh, I thought you said it was the same gnomes
"Actually,youmayhavethedetailsalready,theshipusedtobecalledTheStrayCat."
Oh, I thought you said it was the same gnomes
"Actually,youmayhavethedetailsalready,theshipusedtobecalledTheStrayCat."
>>58152
They look identical yes, but that's because I like the theme of having 4 shitposting gnomes on hand for dialogue
They look identical yes, but that's because I like the theme of having 4 shitposting gnomes on hand for dialogue
I've got 90 mins at best before I pass out. I've been dreadfully sick this past week...
>>58165
As Tracy plods along, attempting to get an understanding of how these streets work and how to get where she's going, very loud music starts up unmistakably from the,... we'll just call it north for the time being. There's music to the north.
As Tracy plods along, attempting to get an understanding of how these streets work and how to get where she's going, very loud music starts up unmistakably from the,... we'll just call it north for the time being. There's music to the north.
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>>58178
Could you answer that though? Because I've yet to fully comprehend the consequences of that bizarre """baptism""".
Could you answer that though? Because I've yet to fully comprehend the consequences of that bizarre """baptism""".
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>>58183
But regardless, Tracy advances towards the sound, hoping to get a glimpse of what all of the commotion is about.
But regardless, Tracy advances towards the sound, hoping to get a glimpse of what all of the commotion is about.
Well, that didn't go anywhere at all, but there was divegrass this weekend. Hope to do some more adventuring next weekend.
Goodnight, m8s.
Goodnight, m8s.
>>58189
Sorry, but what I'm gonna do is use the character's current position and method of exploration to determine how the encounters/developments progress, but I was gonna calculate that over the learly part of the week
Sorry, but what I'm gonna do is use the character's current position and method of exploration to determine how the encounters/developments progress, but I was gonna calculate that over the learly part of the week
>>58190
Yeah, I hadn't expected it to be that involved, but when it was I couldn't look away, closing all kinds of windows n shit just so the 3k+ stream stopped frikkin lagging on me. I missed half of the quarter AND semi-finals cuz of bandwidth issues
Yeah, I hadn't expected it to be that involved, but when it was I couldn't look away, closing all kinds of windows n shit just so the 3k+ stream stopped frikkin lagging on me. I missed half of the quarter AND semi-finals cuz of bandwidth issues
>>58196
I'm undecided tbh. If she does retain her flying ability, she'll need to pull some Gurren Lagann, spiral power shit.
Otherwise, it does work when mounted (by Trump)
I'm undecided tbh. If she does retain her flying ability, she'll need to pull some Gurren Lagann, spiral power shit.
Otherwise, it does work when mounted (by Trump)
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>>58228
Thousands upon thousands of years ago, there was a pygmy tribe that dwelt in the lower reaches of Detroit. For Detroit was not called Detroit back then, but Chicago, and it was populated by large mice that were known to eat human flesh. Later they were all killed off due to the continental drift which caused Detroit/Chicago to sink far into the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which was called the Atlantic ocean back in those times. That is the story of how the once mighty City of Atlantis sank beneath the waves, taking with it the secrets to its really tasty barbecue sauce. But that is a story for another day.
In any event, the mice rebelled; coating themselves with strawberry Quik and rolling around in ants, they absorbed the ant venom and became all powerful ant-mice, with six legs apiece and a mighty stinger with which to thrust into the hearts of their enemies, and then abscond with ALL THE CHEESE. The Great Lord Elway did see these things, and did henceforth sell his two-story condo in Chicago, for he did realize that the real estate value was about to go down. Way down. So far down that the Mole People would be disturbed by this and rise from the ashes of once-mighty Detroit, to feast upon the souls of children on All Hallows Eve.
I forget where I was going with this exactly. Something something Denver Broncos I think. Oh yeah, soccer is forbidden, no exceptions, no immunities.
Thousands upon thousands of years ago, there was a pygmy tribe that dwelt in the lower reaches of Detroit. For Detroit was not called Detroit back then, but Chicago, and it was populated by large mice that were known to eat human flesh. Later they were all killed off due to the continental drift which caused Detroit/Chicago to sink far into the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which was called the Atlantic ocean back in those times. That is the story of how the once mighty City of Atlantis sank beneath the waves, taking with it the secrets to its really tasty barbecue sauce. But that is a story for another day.
In any event, the mice rebelled; coating themselves with strawberry Quik and rolling around in ants, they absorbed the ant venom and became all powerful ant-mice, with six legs apiece and a mighty stinger with which to thrust into the hearts of their enemies, and then abscond with ALL THE CHEESE. The Great Lord Elway did see these things, and did henceforth sell his two-story condo in Chicago, for he did realize that the real estate value was about to go down. Way down. So far down that the Mole People would be disturbed by this and rise from the ashes of once-mighty Detroit, to feast upon the souls of children on All Hallows Eve.
I forget where I was going with this exactly. Something something Denver Broncos I think. Oh yeah, soccer is forbidden, no exceptions, no immunities.
Alright, my body has exhausted its energy (I only made it this far because of the lulz), so I'm going to turn in.
>mfw shit-posting so hard that a disciple of Elway deletes a fresh bronco-pasta
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>>58288
Insomuch as there's a 3-hour, 80 post gap that you should be able to see a mile away (among other things), yes I suppose they are in order
Insomuch as there's a 3-hour, 80 post gap that you should be able to see a mile away (among other things), yes I suppose they are in order
>>58290
There was a shitposting session so epic that Elway himself did come down from upon Mile-high to dispense justice in the face of wanton heathenry
There was a shitposting session so epic that Elway himself did come down from upon Mile-high to dispense justice in the face of wanton heathenry
That session so crossed into other dimensions that it was caused to no longer exist, except in the minds of a handful of faggots who were caught in this time-paradoxical episode.
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Elway did then appear and bring Football to counter the change in game, and did shout his mighty-large green-text that one letter took up the whole screen of my phone
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>>58296
He did? I still shows on my screen. Guess I have to refresh the page.
why does brad hate my shitty edits?
He did? I still shows on my screen. Guess I have to refresh the page.
why does brad hate my shitty edits?
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>>58301
It was glorious. I stayed up to shitpost in spite of thinking (erroneously) that I was working morning crew, just cuz I couldn't pry myself away
It was glorious. I stayed up to shitpost in spite of thinking (erroneously) that I was working morning crew, just cuz I couldn't pry myself away
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>>58301
Got it saved. Here are a few.
Got it saved. Here are a few.
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A few more modifications,... she wants me to run with this one
>>58307
As in, increasing their save DCs or damage per round?
I know bigger monsters (with more constitution) have stronger poisons, but I was wondering if alchemy could decrease the lethal dose, or create new poisons themselves, was considering putting craft ranks into it.
Either way, I still want to breed giant ass monsters with increasingly deadly poison. Spider-Eaters make great mounts too.
As in, increasing their save DCs or damage per round?
I know bigger monsters (with more constitution) have stronger poisons, but I was wondering if alchemy could decrease the lethal dose, or create new poisons themselves, was considering putting craft ranks into it.
Either way, I still want to breed giant ass monsters with increasingly deadly poison. Spider-Eaters make great mounts too.
>>58309
The "lethal dose" is kind of irrelevant, as even a tiny amount is considered "an application". As far as damage, the existing poisons are pretty sufficient, the best ones in particular
The "lethal dose" is kind of irrelevant, as even a tiny amount is considered "an application". As far as damage, the existing poisons are pretty sufficient, the best ones in particular
>>58311
If I'm feeling generous, yes
The save DC is fortitude based. Poison effects overlap for every successful applied attack (whether poison is injury or contact) except with natural poisons (usually pertaining to creature types/abilities).
Ability scores that drop to 0 indicate death, one application of some poisons do 3-4d6 in ability score damage. I'm not seeing the problem.
If I'm feeling generous, yes
The save DC is fortitude based. Poison effects overlap for every successful applied attack (whether poison is injury or contact) except with natural poisons (usually pertaining to creature types/abilities).
Ability scores that drop to 0 indicate death, one application of some poisons do 3-4d6 in ability score damage. I'm not seeing the problem.
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>>58312
Okay. There was never a problem to begin with, just exploring the options.
It's also a good motivation for Tracy to help Stix hunt down some badass monsters for their poison glands and other useful body parts.
Okay. There was never a problem to begin with, just exploring the options.
It's also a good motivation for Tracy to help Stix hunt down some badass monsters for their poison glands and other useful body parts.
>>58313
K, I just didn't want to mess with the mechanics. After looking into them, poisons are pretty solid, especially if using self-applying poison (magical) weapons. Its a relatively cheap modification/upgrade
K, I just didn't want to mess with the mechanics. After looking into them, poisons are pretty solid, especially if using self-applying poison (magical) weapons. Its a relatively cheap modification/upgrade
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>>58315
That's actually why I crafted that heavy mace all those months ago. I wanted to make a Rod of The Viper. I still don't have the spell though, so it's just sitting in a vat of blood waiting to be finished.
That's actually why I crafted that heavy mace all those months ago. I wanted to make a Rod of The Viper. I still don't have the spell though, so it's just sitting in a vat of blood waiting to be finished.
>>58320
TBH, last night was as adequate a representation (in terms of the chaotic and antithetical nature to how the game normally is) of a Crimson Skies event as I could hope to depict ITT. In Crimson Skies, everyone either hides out in certain buildings where the game mechanics doesn't allow attacking players, or its a free-for-all pvp slaughterhouse with no respawn.
In a shitposting sense, that's kind of what last night was
TBH, last night was as adequate a representation (in terms of the chaotic and antithetical nature to how the game normally is) of a Crimson Skies event as I could hope to depict ITT. In Crimson Skies, everyone either hides out in certain buildings where the game mechanics doesn't allow attacking players, or its a free-for-all pvp slaughterhouse with no respawn.
In a shitposting sense, that's kind of what last night was
>>58325
From a pure religious stand point, baptism is just a symbol of obedience to an order. Blasphemy against the order should be enough in the real world to renounce a baptism by symbology, which can be anything from simply says you don’t believe it to taking the god in question’s place as deity.
>>58333
The trips confirm brad is a grouch! Hehe
From a pure religious stand point, baptism is just a symbol of obedience to an order. Blasphemy against the order should be enough in the real world to renounce a baptism by symbology, which can be anything from simply says you don’t believe it to taking the god in question’s place as deity.
>>58333
The trips confirm brad is a grouch! Hehe
>>58335
>>58326
>>58324
That's just going to cause her to lose all of her paladin's mount abilities - the speed, the improved evasion, shared saving throws and the transformation abilities
>>58326
>>58324
That's just going to cause her to lose all of her paladin's mount abilities - the speed, the improved evasion, shared saving throws and the transformation abilities
>>58336
The transformation ability is her ability, not Brad's, and the speed and evasion aren't really that significant.
I want a more permanent, independent change. And I'm willing to go to great lengths to attain it. It's my character's primary goal from now on.
The transformation ability is her ability, not Brad's, and the speed and evasion aren't really that significant.
I want a more permanent, independent change. And I'm willing to go to great lengths to attain it. It's my character's primary goal from now on.
>>58337
>Tracy's motivation: I want power
Actually, this makes sense to me because of Tracy as a character.
I'll explain why later
>Tracy's motivation: I want power
Actually, this makes sense to me because of Tracy as a character.
I'll explain why later
>>58339
She had it before she was a mount. That "baptism" did nothing but drain her ability.
If Football only drains her power, I find a new divine source of energy.
She had it before she was a mount. That "baptism" did nothing but drain her ability.
If Football only drains her power, I find a new divine source of energy.
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>>58345
You think Hitler would grant her a wish to restore her power if she completed a Quest to earn it? The DFB (Germany's soccer federation) strongly supported Hitler and the National Socialist regime from early on.
You think Hitler would grant her a wish to restore her power if she completed a Quest to earn it? The DFB (Germany's soccer federation) strongly supported Hitler and the National Socialist regime from early on.
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>>58353
The only thing is... I can’t draw worth shit. But I’m good at stealing stuff from others and layering it together in a semi-decent way in photoshop.
The only thing is... I can’t draw worth shit. But I’m good at stealing stuff from others and layering it together in a semi-decent way in photoshop.
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>>58365
Because the faggot wants it and the character does whatever the faggot wants, which is more items, powers, and basically more everything
Because the faggot wants it and the character does whatever the faggot wants, which is more items, powers, and basically more everything
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>>58370
Wrong. The faggot can put some thought into his character, develop a personality and then he can make the best decision for that particular character.
Wrong. The faggot can put some thought into his character, develop a personality and then he can make the best decision for that particular character.
>>58367
>Coming from the character who said he wanted a dragon last night
We all want more stuff, faggot.
A greed-oriented motivation model is appropriate for an evil character, especially a thief. She's not fighting for the virtue of good, she's fighting for her own interests.
>Coming from the character who said he wanted a dragon last night
We all want more stuff, faggot.
A greed-oriented motivation model is appropriate for an evil character, especially a thief. She's not fighting for the virtue of good, she's fighting for her own interests.
>everyone actually wanted it
Oh, okay...
So, what I can gather from the bits and peices of Tracy's backstory is: she has been a victem of circumstance, a.k.a. things out of her control
Biggest thing I've got off the top of my head is the thing I don't remember what exactly happened, sue me that didn't allow her to have foals.
Tracy hasn't always held the power in her life, and now she's in a place where she can gain powers she never thought possible, and she wants them for one simple reason:
So she can feel in control of what happens to her
Oh, okay...
So, what I can gather from the bits and peices of Tracy's backstory is: she has been a victem of circumstance, a.k.a. things out of her control
Biggest thing I've got off the top of my head is the thing I don't remember what exactly happened, sue me that didn't allow her to have foals.
Tracy hasn't always held the power in her life, and now she's in a place where she can gain powers she never thought possible, and she wants them for one simple reason:
So she can feel in control of what happens to her
>>58381
At least my character has something that she's striving for. Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he is.
My character's goal is to complete the development of her power and become a real ghost-pony. Before you start bitching about what that entails, think of what you want instead.
At least my character has something that she's striving for. Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he is.
My character's goal is to complete the development of her power and become a real ghost-pony. Before you start bitching about what that entails, think of what you want instead.
>>58379
And why the fuck were so many of Infernius's and my comments deleted? Did we hit a trigger or some shit?
And why the fuck were so many of Infernius's and my comments deleted? Did we hit a trigger or some shit?
>>58384
>Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he is
What's wrong with that exactly? Is Applejack a terrible character because she is content to serve her family on the farm? Besides, I'd have him assume the roll of actual mayor if it weren't for the fact that Infernius would protest
>>58386
Yes really. And I sincerely have no understanding of Torcuil's motivations. All I know is that he likes artillery and is really fucking grouchy and anti-social all of the time
>Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he is
What's wrong with that exactly? Is Applejack a terrible character because she is content to serve her family on the farm? Besides, I'd have him assume the roll of actual mayor if it weren't for the fact that Infernius would protest
>>58386
Yes really. And I sincerely have no understanding of Torcuil's motivations. All I know is that he likes artillery and is really fucking grouchy and anti-social all of the time
>>58386
Stix has that memory loss thing, and it seems so far that he's trying to rediscover who he is and what he's capable of.
Torc is an interesting guy. His interest in gnomes, engineering and artifice in general is a very wizardly theme. Wizards are iconically characters who try to make discoveries and break new frontiers in science and magick. I think his behavior thus far has been appropriate And fun, although he hasn't shown very much strange ambition for things that her really, personally wants (this is coming from a thief; excuse my greed-oriented philosophy). Torc is a helpful and fun character, and I really do like him. Torc/Snek dialog is great too.
Stix has that memory loss thing, and it seems so far that he's trying to rediscover who he is and what he's capable of.
Torc is an interesting guy. His interest in gnomes, engineering and artifice in general is a very wizardly theme. Wizards are iconically characters who try to make discoveries and break new frontiers in science and magick. I think his behavior thus far has been appropriate And fun, although he hasn't shown very much strange ambition for things that her really, personally wants (this is coming from a thief; excuse my greed-oriented philosophy). Torc is a helpful and fun character, and I really do like him. Torc/Snek dialog is great too.
>>58388
No, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying don't insufferably rant on about other PCs ambitions when you could focus on your own.
No, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying don't insufferably rant on about other PCs ambitions when you could focus on your own.
>>58387
Infernuis was ridiculed and tortured for what he believed in in the last life, now he's found a place when not only do people not attack him for his beliefs, but he may be able to convert some.
And shagging Thez
>>58388
Yeah, I need to spell out Torc's motives in future
>>58389
Nah, I don't blame Stix cause he's still new too.
>Torc/Snek dialog
I love writing it too
Infernuis was ridiculed and tortured for what he believed in in the last life, now he's found a place when not only do people not attack him for his beliefs, but he may be able to convert some.
And shagging Thez
>>58388
Yeah, I need to spell out Torc's motives in future
>>58389
Nah, I don't blame Stix cause he's still new too.
>Torc/Snek dialog
I love writing it too
>>58392
My plan for Stix’s story is kind of dumb, but it is the best I got, so I’m going with it. I built it up too much to change it much now.
My plan for Stix’s story is kind of dumb, but it is the best I got, so I’m going with it. I built it up too much to change it much now.
>>58393
To be fair, Sorcerers don't need the materials...
Which is why I'm not a fucking WIZARD
>>58394
>"You know for a race known for being speedy, they really are slow in responding..."
Torc doesn't respond, but glares daggers at Snek
>"You know, a bit of constriction could probally move them along quicker"
"I may be morally grey, but no"
>"Not any worse then when you went full white knight for the trolly unicorn"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT"
>"I know all"
>>58395
M8 it still can't get worse than my first fucking idea
To be fair, Sorcerers don't need the materials...
Which is why I'm not a fucking WIZARD
>>58394
>"You know for a race known for being speedy, they really are slow in responding..."
Torc doesn't respond, but glares daggers at Snek
>"You know, a bit of constriction could probally move them along quicker"
"I may be morally grey, but no"
>"Not any worse then when you went full white knight for the trolly unicorn"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT"
>"I know all"
>>58395
M8 it still can't get worse than my first fucking idea
>>58395
We need to get Stix a hunting requisition so that he can show off his skills.
It's the Dark Ages in fantasy land: there has to be someone in need of a monster hunt/extermination.
We need to get Stix a hunting requisition so that he can show off his skills.
It's the Dark Ages in fantasy land: there has to be someone in need of a monster hunt/extermination.
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>>58396
"I SPECIFICALLY WANTED YOU TO NOT KNOW"
>"Listen, I'm just saying 7/10. Evil enough to be entertaining and not good, but your motives where definitally in the right."
>>58407
Uh let's see, closure and... hmm, can't think of a good word for it.
In a nutshell: He wants to help those that suffered the fate of his people, but he also wants to move on and gain closure. He may not have been able to save the ones close to him, but he'll help the ones he can.
"I SPECIFICALLY WANTED YOU TO NOT KNOW"
>"Listen, I'm just saying 7/10. Evil enough to be entertaining and not good, but your motives where definitally in the right."
>>58407
Uh let's see, closure and... hmm, can't think of a good word for it.
In a nutshell: He wants to help those that suffered the fate of his people, but he also wants to move on and gain closure. He may not have been able to save the ones close to him, but he'll help the ones he can.
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Hey stix can you ponyfiy this?
>>58427
I cant draw though.
I cant draw though.
>>58355
See that's funny cuz I'm a half-decent sketch but unless its crappy shoops I can't modify images to save my soul. I'll give some samples
See that's funny cuz I'm a half-decent sketch but unless its crappy shoops I can't modify images to save my soul. I'll give some samples
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Censorship is wrong.
>>58391
>Break the game
Who are you to say when a game is "broken"? There are always greater obstacles.
Infernius and Torc can cast all of their spells without preparation or materials,and we still manage to have fun with things anyway, what I want to attain over time pales in comparison to that, so I don't see how that could possibly "break" the game.
Holy shit. What part of that opinion was so ban-able?
>>58391
>Break the game
Who are you to say when a game is "broken"? There are always greater obstacles.
Infernius and Torc can cast all of their spells without preparation or materials,and we still manage to have fun with things anyway, what I want to attain over time pales in comparison to that, so I don't see how that could possibly "break" the game.
Holy shit. What part of that opinion was so ban-able?
>>58436
Its a space based campaign(based on the D20 system).
Im not gonna run it today, i was just asking you to join.
Its a space based campaign(based on the D20 system).
Im not gonna run it today, i was just asking you to join.
>>58438
Earth 2044
American Reich (NSWPP)(Shane Rocwell 3rd Fhürer)
Holy Russian Republic (Orthodox Republic)(Andrei Rasputin)
Neo- Britannia (monarchy)
(King Chad I)
4th Reich of Germany (NSDAB)
(Ansell Frost)
Lone star empire (monarchy)
(Hunter Dixon)
Confederate States of America
(Anarcho capitalist)
Canadian badlands(technocrocy)
(Hans pal)
New Japanese empire (monarchy)(Hirohito 4)
League of Australian shitposters(Chanarcy) (lord Bruce the Dingoking)
Best Korea (fascist) (kek il song)
Earth 2044
American Reich (NSWPP)(Shane Rocwell 3rd Fhürer)
Holy Russian Republic (Orthodox Republic)(Andrei Rasputin)
Neo- Britannia (monarchy)
(King Chad I)
4th Reich of Germany (NSDAB)
(Ansell Frost)
Lone star empire (monarchy)
(Hunter Dixon)
Confederate States of America
(Anarcho capitalist)
Canadian badlands(technocrocy)
(Hans pal)
New Japanese empire (monarchy)(Hirohito 4)
League of Australian shitposters(Chanarcy) (lord Bruce the Dingoking)
Best Korea (fascist) (kek il song)
>>58438
The break away point from our reality is 1964 Commander Rockwell got enough support to become president and the rest of the world saw an opportunity to get (((them))) off their backs as well. (((They))) are all gone from north America and Europe. The only ones still alive are on the island of Madagascar.
The break away point from our reality is 1964 Commander Rockwell got enough support to become president and the rest of the world saw an opportunity to get (((them))) off their backs as well. (((They))) are all gone from north America and Europe. The only ones still alive are on the island of Madagascar.
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Okay,this has been bothering me for a while..
I hear Brad's faggot complaining about being "underpowered" all of the time, but if he wanted to deal more damage, why didn't he just take Extra Turning (or at least train for it)? In every battle, I see him saving his turning slots instead of using them for Divine Might for extra Char damage, and half the time he never even uses them later on (I mean, he's already got an inhuman amount of charisma). With Extra Turning, he could use his Charisma for his attack rolls more often without worrying about running out or why-ever he keeps saving his turning slots like they're more valuable than Smite Ebil.
I mean, Paladins (and Blackguards) who prioritize Charisma have the most possible damage per hit in an attack roll of any of the martial classes after level 6 when they spend their turning slots: that's why they have the alignment restrictions and uber-strict code of conduct. The likelihood that the party would suddenly encounter an army of zombies is pretty nil, so I don't see why he keeps saving his turning slots.
I hear Brad's faggot complaining about being "underpowered" all of the time, but if he wanted to deal more damage, why didn't he just take Extra Turning (or at least train for it)? In every battle, I see him saving his turning slots instead of using them for Divine Might for extra Char damage, and half the time he never even uses them later on (I mean, he's already got an inhuman amount of charisma). With Extra Turning, he could use his Charisma for his attack rolls more often without worrying about running out or why-ever he keeps saving his turning slots like they're more valuable than Smite Ebil.
I mean, Paladins (and Blackguards) who prioritize Charisma have the most possible damage per hit in an attack roll of any of the martial classes after level 6 when they spend their turning slots: that's why they have the alignment restrictions and uber-strict code of conduct. The likelihood that the party would suddenly encounter an army of zombies is pretty nil, so I don't see why he keeps saving his turning slots.
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>>58443
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>>58454
What is the color scheme for these drawings? I want to see what I can do with color editing (which I suck at).
What is the color scheme for these drawings? I want to see what I can do with color editing (which I suck at).
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>>58455
The first pic is outdated, and would require a bit too much explanation. The second image is a gross simplification of something in between that and this
The first pic is outdated, and would require a bit too much explanation. The second image is a gross simplification of something in between that and this
It will take me a couple hours to come up with a satisfactory sketch, and I won't be able to start on it today
>>58459
Well, I could use the practice on these drawings, even if you don’t want them. I will use my own color choice if you don’t suggest anything, but I just wanted to know so I get your character’s color scheme right.
Well, I could use the practice on these drawings, even if you don’t want them. I will use my own color choice if you don’t suggest anything, but I just wanted to know so I get your character’s color scheme right.
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>>58460
Hair, skin, eyes, the rest is classic martial-arts type garb (greys and blacks n sheeit).
Colors are approximations not definitions
Hair, skin, eyes, the rest is classic martial-arts type garb (greys and blacks n sheeit).
Colors are approximations not definitions
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>>58460
Here's a pic I found that I use as something of a visual reference, except with the indicated color palette. Would b gold accents on rope and bracers.
Here's a pic I found that I use as something of a visual reference, except with the indicated color palette. Would b gold accents on rope and bracers.
>>58444
It's also why I wish Tracy's Char we're higher, but she's not going to get the chance to increase her cloak any time soon..
It's also why I wish Tracy's Char we're higher, but she's not going to get the chance to increase her cloak any time soon..
>>58467
Blackguard rebuke/command ability is actually pretty useless unless you've got huge Charisma for Divine Might, or you're a fallen. I misinterpreted her stats when I took the class.. BGs have access to a lot of insane pist-epic feats, but all of those require Char above 20..
I get a buffed-up cohort in two levels and a Sneak attack in one though, so I'm content with what I've got. Not taking any more than 5 levels though.
Blackguard rebuke/command ability is actually pretty useless unless you've got huge Charisma for Divine Might, or you're a fallen. I misinterpreted her stats when I took the class.. BGs have access to a lot of insane pist-epic feats, but all of those require Char above 20..
I get a buffed-up cohort in two levels and a Sneak attack in one though, so I'm content with what I've got. Not taking any more than 5 levels though.
>>58456
Although I can picture her pretty easily, I find it frustrating that I cannot find even one picture of a dwelf on the entire internet.
Looks like race-mixing of that particular variety is uncommon in fantasy land.
Although I can picture her pretty easily, I find it frustrating that I cannot find even one picture of a dwelf on the entire internet.
Looks like race-mixing of that particular variety is uncommon in fantasy land.
*feeds mimic*
>"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer-"
"Oh so I can't sing, but you can?"
>"You're implying that you can sing"
"..."
"Oh so I can't sing, but you can?"
>"You're implying that you can sing"
"..."
>On her way to work one morning
>Down the path along side the lake
>A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
>His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
>"Poor thing, " she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"I fucking swear"
>"Take me in tender woman
>Take me in, for heaven's sake
>Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake
"I give up"
>She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
>And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
>She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
>She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had been revived
"Why me damn it"
>She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful, " she cried
>"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
>She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
>Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
"You better not do that to me"
>"I saved you, " cried the woman
>"And you've bitten me, but why?
>You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
>"Oh shut up, silly woman, " said the reptile with a grin
>"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
"Who taught you that poem?"
>"Trump"
"I see..."
>Down the path along side the lake
>A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
>His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
>"Poor thing, " she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"I fucking swear"
>"Take me in tender woman
>Take me in, for heaven's sake
>Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake
"I give up"
>She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
>And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
>She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
>She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had been revived
"Why me damn it"
>She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful, " she cried
>"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
>She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
>Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
"You better not do that to me"
>"I saved you, " cried the woman
>"And you've bitten me, but why?
>You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
>"Oh shut up, silly woman, " said the reptile with a grin
>"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
"Who taught you that poem?"
>"Trump"
"I see..."
>>58497
With the arms and the stat advancements and items,its +16 +12. What rlse do you add to a grapple?
With the arms and the stat advancements and items,its +16 +12. What rlse do you add to a grapple?
... a raw 42 bonus for strength requires a strength score of 94. With a 39 Thez had a +14, so I don't know where the error occurred but try again. Xp.
[2d20 = 19]
>>58501
I'm assuming this action is taking place after he is done being stunned? Cuz she wouldn't at all be using her dodge bonus, or her dexterity bonus either, so the grapple would be successful. However.
T>Stunning Boop
First dice is attack (I'm not even putting modifiers in cuz anything >1 hits), 2nd is saving throw
>>58501
I'm assuming this action is taking place after he is done being stunned? Cuz she wouldn't at all be using her dodge bonus, or her dexterity bonus either, so the grapple would be successful. However.
T>Stunning Boop
First dice is attack (I'm not even putting modifiers in cuz anything >1 hits), 2nd is saving throw
[2d20 = 15]
She thinks for a moment. "No, that's wrong. A round is 6 seconds, and I can do that 28 times/day,... so 28x6=,...." she trails off, continuing the game of stunning boop, grapple, repeat, for just under 3 minutes.
She thinks for a moment. "No, that's wrong. A round is 6 seconds, and I can do that 28 times/day,... so 28x6=,...." she trails off, continuing the game of stunning boop, grapple, repeat, for just under 3 minutes.
>>58509
"Which isn't Port Barry which someone insisted I stay behind and keep an eye on. This must be a figment of your imagination," she sighs.
"Which isn't Port Barry which someone insisted I stay behind and keep an eye on. This must be a figment of your imagination," she sighs.
>>58512
"You must have zoned out and are having a momentary dream, or perhaps an ebil wizard has cast a spell on you and you haven't become aware of it yet," she laments.
"You must have zoned out and are having a momentary dream, or perhaps an ebil wizard has cast a spell on you and you haven't become aware of it yet," she laments.
>>58517
Does Ibfernius have improved grapple?
<whooof.> she's now seated across his shoulders now, her arms resting across his head.
Does Ibfernius have improved grapple?
<whooof.> she's now seated across his shoulders now, her arms resting across his head.
We should sweep the forest in a gibbernigger eradication project.
>>58522
Is that what you actually want/intend to do, or is that another one of 'those things' that gets mentioned, that I work toward, without ever coming back to?
Is that what you actually want/intend to do, or is that another one of 'those things' that gets mentioned, that I work toward, without ever coming back to?
[1d20+28 = 45]
*Grapples America*
*Grapples America*
[1d20 = 10]
Rolling for a random unnamed supervillain to blow up the planet creating an artifact of immeasurable power
Rolling for a random unnamed supervillain to blow up the planet creating an artifact of immeasurable power
>>58534
From the U.S. to Costa Rica to Chile to every nation of Europe to even places like the freaking United Arab Emirates, there is now a plague of Third World immigration
From the U.S. to Costa Rica to Chile to every nation of Europe to even places like the freaking United Arab Emirates, there is now a plague of Third World immigration
[1d20 = 4]
Rolling for a collosal destructive monster to be waiting for us at the port when we get back.
Rolling for a collosal destructive monster to be waiting for us at the port when we get back.
Peace out my ninjas
>out
>out
>>58542
I was referring to the fact that you have horrible luck, so your "rolling to prevent pandemic" results in a 2
I was referring to the fact that you have horrible luck, so your "rolling to prevent pandemic" results in a 2
>>58551
I have to crack a smile every time I see such autism. It may be cancer, but it is hilarious to see what meme culture would look like when brought into real life.
I have to crack a smile every time I see such autism. It may be cancer, but it is hilarious to see what meme culture would look like when brought into real life.
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Rangers get to summon pets, right?
Stix needs one.
Stix needs one.
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>>58556
An animal companion is just for fighting. It's for hunting, trucking, and generally being cute.
No harm in raising powerful creatures for the pleasure of it. Tracy is raising two Rocs.
An animal companion is just for fighting. It's for hunting, trucking, and generally being cute.
No harm in raising powerful creatures for the pleasure of it. Tracy is raising two Rocs.
>>58558
That being, you don't have to make your pet fight at all. It could just be a creature that you happen to be raising, a juvenile even.
That being, you don't have to make your pet fight at all. It could just be a creature that you happen to be raising, a juvenile even.
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*adjusts dinosaur costume*
I just realized that Tracy's Etherrealness is a Supernatural ability, not a spell-like ability: it cannot be quickened.
>>58565
*not understanding D&D intensifies*
Does quicken mean make it fast, or like the old english meaning and make it alive?
*not understanding D&D intensifies*
Does quicken mean make it fast, or like the old english meaning and make it alive?
>>58566
You can apply feats to certain spells to make them better. This one would have made it faster.
You can apply feats to certain spells to make them better. This one would have made it faster.
She changed her disguise like twice since anyone last saw her, and her armor conceals her features beneath it. Who is it that's speaking to her now?
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>>58582
"Being stabbed led you to appreciate stabbing?" The reptile inquires "You have a peculiar taste."
I'm dead tired, so sorry for unfinny bantz
"Being stabbed led you to appreciate stabbing?" The reptile inquires "You have a peculiar taste."
I'm dead tired, so sorry for unfinny bantz
>>58586
The dinosaur's eyes shift left and right a bit.
"Ummm.. you know, a while..." he says dismissively.
The dinosaur's eyes shift left and right a bit.
"Ummm.. you know, a while..." he says dismissively.
>>58585
A METEOR COMES STRAIGHT FOR THE DINOSAUR
Except it's not a meteor. It's a knight in shining armor, atop a glistening, gilded, winged lioness
A METEOR COMES STRAIGHT FOR THE DINOSAUR
Except it's not a meteor. It's a knight in shining armor, atop a glistening, gilded, winged lioness
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>>58597
Tracy, consumed by her impeccable disguise, is not entirely sure how to respond to this.
"O-oh dear.. Why don't we all stop and talk about this for a moment?"
Tracy, consumed by her impeccable disguise, is not entirely sure how to respond to this.
"O-oh dear.. Why don't we all stop and talk about this for a moment?"
I gotta sleep.
>insomnia
>>58609
At least you're not being kept up by stix faggot wanting to argue with you about religion until 5:00 AM on the discord
At least you're not being kept up by stix faggot wanting to argue with you about religion until 5:00 AM on the discord
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>>58444
Bumping this, because I don't think he saw it.
Brad's faggot, did you ever take Divine Might? I can't remember seeing you use it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Might
Bumping this, because I don't think he saw it.
Brad's faggot, did you ever take Divine Might? I can't remember seeing you use it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Might
ARE WE BEING DETAINED?