Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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[1d20+28 = 45]
*Grapples America*
*Grapples America*
[1d20 = 10]
Rolling for a random unnamed supervillain to blow up the planet creating an artifact of immeasurable power
Rolling for a random unnamed supervillain to blow up the planet creating an artifact of immeasurable power
>>58534
From the U.S. to Costa Rica to Chile to every nation of Europe to even places like the freaking United Arab Emirates, there is now a plague of Third World immigration
From the U.S. to Costa Rica to Chile to every nation of Europe to even places like the freaking United Arab Emirates, there is now a plague of Third World immigration
[1d20 = 4]
Rolling for a collosal destructive monster to be waiting for us at the port when we get back.
Rolling for a collosal destructive monster to be waiting for us at the port when we get back.
Peace out my ninjas
>out
>out
>>58542
I was referring to the fact that you have horrible luck, so your "rolling to prevent pandemic" results in a 2
I was referring to the fact that you have horrible luck, so your "rolling to prevent pandemic" results in a 2
>>58551
I have to crack a smile every time I see such autism. It may be cancer, but it is hilarious to see what meme culture would look like when brought into real life.
I have to crack a smile every time I see such autism. It may be cancer, but it is hilarious to see what meme culture would look like when brought into real life.
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Rangers get to summon pets, right?
Stix needs one.
Stix needs one.
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>>58556
An animal companion is just for fighting. It's for hunting, trucking, and generally being cute.
No harm in raising powerful creatures for the pleasure of it. Tracy is raising two Rocs.
An animal companion is just for fighting. It's for hunting, trucking, and generally being cute.
No harm in raising powerful creatures for the pleasure of it. Tracy is raising two Rocs.
>>58558
That being, you don't have to make your pet fight at all. It could just be a creature that you happen to be raising, a juvenile even.
That being, you don't have to make your pet fight at all. It could just be a creature that you happen to be raising, a juvenile even.
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*adjusts dinosaur costume*
I just realized that Tracy's Etherrealness is a Supernatural ability, not a spell-like ability: it cannot be quickened.
>>58565
*not understanding D&D intensifies*
Does quicken mean make it fast, or like the old english meaning and make it alive?
*not understanding D&D intensifies*
Does quicken mean make it fast, or like the old english meaning and make it alive?
>>58566
You can apply feats to certain spells to make them better. This one would have made it faster.
You can apply feats to certain spells to make them better. This one would have made it faster.
She changed her disguise like twice since anyone last saw her, and her armor conceals her features beneath it. Who is it that's speaking to her now?
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>>58582
"Being stabbed led you to appreciate stabbing?" The reptile inquires "You have a peculiar taste."
I'm dead tired, so sorry for unfinny bantz
"Being stabbed led you to appreciate stabbing?" The reptile inquires "You have a peculiar taste."
I'm dead tired, so sorry for unfinny bantz
>>58586
The dinosaur's eyes shift left and right a bit.
"Ummm.. you know, a while..." he says dismissively.
The dinosaur's eyes shift left and right a bit.
"Ummm.. you know, a while..." he says dismissively.
>>58585
A METEOR COMES STRAIGHT FOR THE DINOSAUR
Except it's not a meteor. It's a knight in shining armor, atop a glistening, gilded, winged lioness
A METEOR COMES STRAIGHT FOR THE DINOSAUR
Except it's not a meteor. It's a knight in shining armor, atop a glistening, gilded, winged lioness
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>>58597
Tracy, consumed by her impeccable disguise, is not entirely sure how to respond to this.
"O-oh dear.. Why don't we all stop and talk about this for a moment?"
Tracy, consumed by her impeccable disguise, is not entirely sure how to respond to this.
"O-oh dear.. Why don't we all stop and talk about this for a moment?"
I gotta sleep.
>insomnia
>>58609
At least you're not being kept up by stix faggot wanting to argue with you about religion until 5:00 AM on the discord
At least you're not being kept up by stix faggot wanting to argue with you about religion until 5:00 AM on the discord
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>>58444
Bumping this, because I don't think he saw it.
Brad's faggot, did you ever take Divine Might? I can't remember seeing you use it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Might
Bumping this, because I don't think he saw it.
Brad's faggot, did you ever take Divine Might? I can't remember seeing you use it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Might
ARE WE BEING DETAINED?
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