Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>58576>>58575"Um, pardon me. I don't think we've met before."
>>58578There's nothing visible to remove. It's an illusion.
>>58580"Interesting." Says the purple dinosaur
"How come?"
>>58582"Being stabbed led you to appreciate stabbing?" The reptile inquires "You have a peculiar taste."
I'm dead tired, so sorry for unfinny bantz >>58583"Yes me wouldn't have made it through torture if she didnt stab me."
>>58584The dinosaur smiles at this
"They say what doesn't kill you
gives you XP makes you stronger."
>>58585"You right random dinosaur. How long you been here?"
Jej >>58586The dinosaur's eyes shift left and right a bit.
"Ummm.. you know, a while..." he says dismissively.
>>58585A METEOR COMES STRAIGHT FOR THE DINOSAUR
Except it's not a meteor. It's a knight in shining armor, atop a glistening, gilded, winged lioness
>>58588>knight in shining armorlol, he still looks like an ostrich: That stuff lasts 2 hours.
>>58589The Ostrich screams at the purple sex therapist dinosaur,
"THIS IS YOUR MINDSET!"
[1d20+28 = 43]>>58592GRAPPLE
"No hurt dino friend he nice."
>>58594"Now, now, no need to get rough." says the wise dinosaur
[1d20+28 = 36]>>58595"Me gonna rape this ostrich"
>>58597Tracy, consumed by her impeccable disguise, is not entirely sure how to respond to this.
"O-oh dear.. Why don't we all stop and talk about this for a moment?"
>>58597Dimension Doors the fuck out of there!
>>58598"DIE BARNEY FAG!"
>>58604Oh, i think my muscles just tore.
>>58597>rolled an 8>>58598>rolled a 3>>58604>rolled a 1I think we can more or less guess how this encounter went
>>58610Hey man you said it was fine.
>>58613Dont apologize to him. You did nothing wrong.
reeeeeeee no use discord! I wanna chat too!
>>58616We can chat here, can’t we?
>>58565Also, even if it were, only spells up to 6th level can be quickened.
>>58618So, what’s new? Anything exciting going on?
>>58620Not really.. kind of boring and lonely..
Actually, I have to go for like an hour, sorry.
>>58621That’s ok. See you later.
>>58444Bumping this, because I don't think he saw it.
Brad's faggot, did you ever take Divine Might? I can't remember seeing you use it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Might I'm not going to be able stall until Friday to bake a new bread am I?
>>58624It makes mobile next to impossible.