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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
1627 replies and 153 files omitted.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58577
58578
g.jpg
>>58576
>>58575
"Um, pardon me. I don't think we've met before."
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58578
58579
>>58577
*removes dinosaur face*
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58579
58580
>>58578
There's nothing visible to remove. It's an illusion.
Anonymous
w0TEE
?
No.58580
58581
>>58579
"Me like stabbing."
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.58581
58582
>>58580
"Interesting." Says the purple dinosaur
"How come?"
Anonymous
w0TEE
?
No.58582
58583
>>58581
"A blue horse stabs me."
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58583
58584
>>58582
"Being stabbed led you to appreciate stabbing?" The reptile inquires "You have a peculiar taste."
I'm dead tired, so sorry for unfinny bantz
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58584
58585
>>58583
"Yes me wouldn't have made it through torture if she didnt stab me."
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.58585
58586 58588
>>58584
The dinosaur smiles at this
"They say what doesn't kill you gives you XP makes you stronger."
Anonymous
w0TEE
?
No.58586
58587
>>58585
"You right random dinosaur. How long you been here?"
Jej
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.58587
>>58586
The dinosaur's eyes shift left and right a bit.
"Ummm.. you know, a while..." he says dismissively.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.58588
58589 58590 58591
>>58585
A METEOR COMES STRAIGHT FOR THE DINOSAUR

Except it's not a meteor. It's a knight in shining armor, atop a glistening, gilded, winged lioness
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58589
58592
>>58588
*Dinosaur looks up*
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.58590
>>58588
>knight in shining armor
lol, he still looks like an ostrich: That stuff lasts 2 hours.
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58591
>>58588
*Minotuar stare*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.58592
58593 58594
>>58589
The Ostrich screams at the purple sex therapist dinosaur,
"THIS IS YOUR MINDSET!"
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58593
>>58592
"M-my what?"
w0TEE
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No.58594
58595 58596
[1d20+28 = 43]
>>58592
GRAPPLE
"No hurt dino friend he nice."
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58595
58597
09BARNEY-facebookJumbo.jpg
>>58594
"Now, now, no need to get rough." says the wise dinosaur
+3JjH
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No.58596
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>58594
PECK AT THE BULL-THING

"DIE BARNEY FAG!"
w0TEE
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No.58597
58598 58600 58606
[1d20+28 = 36]
>>58595
"Me gonna rape this ostrich"
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58598
58599 58600 58606
>>58597
Tracy, consumed by her impeccable disguise, is not entirely sure how to respond to this.
"O-oh dear.. Why don't we all stop and talk about this for a moment?"
w0TEE
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No.58599
[1d20+28 = 31]
>>58598
*Rape*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.58600
58601
>>58597
Dimension Doors the fuck out of there!

>>58598
"DIE BARNEY FAG!"
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58601
58603
>>58600
Youre grappled m8.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58602
I gotta sleep.
+3JjH
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No.58603
58604
[1d20+20 = 33]
>>58601
>grappled
Peck of opportunity
w0TEE
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No.58604
58605 58606
[1d20+28 = 29]
>>58603
Grapples even harder.
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58605
>>58604
Oh, i think my muscles just tore.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.58606
58607
>>58597
>rolled an 8

>>58598
>rolled a 3

>>58604
>rolled a 1

I think we can more or less guess how this encounter went
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58607
58615
>>58606
Yea
>But plus 28
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58609
58610 58612
591008__safe_artist-colon-pandan009_dj pon-dash-3_vinyl scratch_crying_insomnia_solo_traditional art.jpeg
>insomnia
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.58610
58611 58613
>>58609
At least you're not being kept up by stix faggot wanting to argue with you about religion until 5:00 AM on the discord
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58611
>>58610
Hey man you said it was fine.
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58612
>>58609
I know the feel.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.58613
58614
Spoilered
>>58610
I’m sorry
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58614
>>58613
Dont apologize to him. You did nothing wrong.
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.58615
>>58607
>still a 1
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58616
58617
reeeeeeee no use discord! I wanna chat too!
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.58617
58618
>>58616
We can chat here, can’t we?
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58618
58620
>>58617
Sure.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58619
>>58565
Also, even if it were, only spells up to 6th level can be quickened.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.58620
58621
>>58618
So, what’s new? Anything exciting going on?
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58621
58622
>>58620
Not really.. kind of boring and lonely..
Actually, I have to go for like an hour, sorry.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.58622
>>58621
That’s ok. See you later.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.58623
Facebook-Some-mornings-creating-memes-reminds-me-f97cdb.png
>>58444
Bumping this, because I don't think he saw it.

Brad's faggot, did you ever take Divine Might? I can't remember seeing you use it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Might
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.58624
58625
I'm not going to be able stall until Friday to bake a new bread am I?
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58625
>>58624
It makes mobile next to impossible.
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.58628
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/58626.html
Xp
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.59674
ARE WE BEING DETAINED?