Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>58551I have to crack a smile every time I see such autism. It may be cancer, but it is hilarious to see what meme culture would look like when brought into real life.
Gosh, it's been a long week...
Rangers get to summon pets, right?
Stix needs one.
>>58554I’m afraid to get one. The moment I try and use it for something, I will roll a one and kill my friend.
>>58555Checked
>>58554Gosh, these creatures are beautiful.
Too bad they're endangered.
>>58556An animal companion is just for fighting. It's for hunting, trucking, and generally being cute.
No harm in raising powerful creatures for the pleasure of it. Tracy is raising two Rocs.
>>58558That being, you don't have to make your pet fight at all. It could just be a creature that you happen to be raising, a juvenile even.
>>58557More /an/-posting, because I like animals.
*adjusts dinosaur costume*
I just realized that Tracy's Etherrealness is a Supernatural ability, not a spell-like ability: it cannot be quickened.
>>58565*not understanding D&D intensifies*
Does quicken mean make it fast, or like the old english meaning and make it alive?
>>58566You can apply feats to certain spells to make them better. This one would have made it faster.
*breaths in disgusting city-air*
>>58568"Tracy what happen before Infernuis got here?"
She changed her disguise like twice since anyone last saw her, and her armor conceals her features beneath it. Who is it that's speaking to her now?
>>58576>>58575"Um, pardon me. I don't think we've met before."
>>58578There's nothing visible to remove. It's an illusion.
>>58580"Interesting." Says the purple dinosaur
"How come?"
>>58582"Being stabbed led you to appreciate stabbing?" The reptile inquires "You have a peculiar taste."
I'm dead tired, so sorry for unfinny bantz >>58583"Yes me wouldn't have made it through torture if she didnt stab me."
>>58584The dinosaur smiles at this
"They say what doesn't kill you
gives you XP makes you stronger."
>>58585"You right random dinosaur. How long you been here?"
Jej >>58586The dinosaur's eyes shift left and right a bit.
"Ummm.. you know, a while..." he says dismissively.
>>58585A METEOR COMES STRAIGHT FOR THE DINOSAUR
Except it's not a meteor. It's a knight in shining armor, atop a glistening, gilded, winged lioness
>>58588>knight in shining armorlol, he still looks like an ostrich: That stuff lasts 2 hours.
>>58589The Ostrich screams at the purple sex therapist dinosaur,
"THIS IS YOUR MINDSET!"
[1d20+28 = 43]>>58592GRAPPLE
"No hurt dino friend he nice."
>>58594"Now, now, no need to get rough." says the wise dinosaur
[1d20+28 = 36]>>58595"Me gonna rape this ostrich"
>>58597Tracy, consumed by her impeccable disguise, is not entirely sure how to respond to this.
"O-oh dear.. Why don't we all stop and talk about this for a moment?"