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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
1627 replies and 149 files omitted.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58550
>>58548
>1 roll a day
I can accept this rule.
RedBull without internet
jMtPu
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No.58551
58552
Wakaaaaaaanda!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/539e0btF8ac
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.58552
>>58551
I have to crack a smile every time I see such autism. It may be cancer, but it is hilarious to see what meme culture would look like when brought into real life.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58553
58555
Gosh, it's been a long week...
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58554
58555 58556 58557 58562
3027814d43d45a9086cefde8f98e4813--maned-wolf-wolf-life.jpg
Rangers get to summon pets, right?
Stix needs one.
Anonymous
jMtPu
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No.58555
58556
>>58553
Yea.
>>58554
Awoooo
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.58556
58558
>>58554
I’m afraid to get one. The moment I try and use it for something, I will roll a one and kill my friend.
>>58555
Checked
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58557
58561 58562
fd33bc6dbfabbae08f036812d114569f--maned-wolf-unique-animals.jpg
b2HDgD7qZ5k.jpg
>>58554
Gosh, these creatures are beautiful.
Too bad they're endangered.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58558
58559
>>58556
An animal companion is just for fighting. It's for hunting, trucking, and generally being cute.
No harm in raising powerful creatures for the pleasure of it. Tracy is raising two Rocs.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58559
58560
>>58558
That being, you don't have to make your pet fight at all. It could just be a creature that you happen to be raising, a juvenile even.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.58560
>>58559
Ah, that sounds good.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58561
58562
Maned_Wolf_Pup_at_White_Oak.jpg
GmIVuDP.jpg
1200px-Maned_Wolf_11,_Beardsley_Zoo,_2009-11-06.jpg
>>58557
More /an/-posting, because I like animals.
Anonymous
jMtPu
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No.58562
58563
>>58554
>>58561
>>58557
Acute puppers
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58563
>>58562
I love those things.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58564
*adjusts dinosaur costume*
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58565
58566 58619
I just realized that Tracy's Etherrealness is a Supernatural ability, not a spell-like ability: it cannot be quickened.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.58566
58567
>>58565
*not understanding D&D intensifies*
Does quicken mean make it fast, or like the old english meaning and make it alive?
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58567
>>58566
You can apply feats to certain spells to make them better. This one would have made it faster.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58568
58569
*breaths in disgusting city-air*
Anonymous
F2/ZA
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No.58569
58570 58571
>>58568
"Tracy what happen before Infernuis got here?"
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58570
58571
>>58569
Who?
>inb4 explode
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58571
58572
>>58569
>>58570
Who is speaking?
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58572
58573
>>58571
Me
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58573
58574
>>58572
reeeeeeee
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58574
>>58573
Jej
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58575
58576 58577
She changed her disguise like twice since anyone last saw her, and her armor conceals her features beneath it. Who is it that's speaking to her now?
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58576
58577
1517020408240-1.png
>>58575
"Nani?"
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58577
58578
g.jpg
>>58576
>>58575
"Um, pardon me. I don't think we've met before."
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58578
58579
>>58577
*removes dinosaur face*
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58579
58580
>>58578
There's nothing visible to remove. It's an illusion.
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58580
58581
>>58579
"Me like stabbing."
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58581
58582
>>58580
"Interesting." Says the purple dinosaur
"How come?"
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58582
58583
>>58581
"A blue horse stabs me."
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58583
58584
>>58582
"Being stabbed led you to appreciate stabbing?" The reptile inquires "You have a peculiar taste."
I'm dead tired, so sorry for unfinny bantz
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58584
58585
>>58583
"Yes me wouldn't have made it through torture if she didnt stab me."
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58585
58586 58588
>>58584
The dinosaur smiles at this
"They say what doesn't kill you gives you XP makes you stronger."
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58586
58587
>>58585
"You right random dinosaur. How long you been here?"
Jej
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58587
>>58586
The dinosaur's eyes shift left and right a bit.
"Ummm.. you know, a while..." he says dismissively.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.58588
58589 58590 58591
>>58585
A METEOR COMES STRAIGHT FOR THE DINOSAUR

Except it's not a meteor. It's a knight in shining armor, atop a glistening, gilded, winged lioness
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58589
58592
>>58588
*Dinosaur looks up*
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58590
>>58588
>knight in shining armor
lol, he still looks like an ostrich: That stuff lasts 2 hours.
Anonymous
w0TEE
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No.58591
>>58588
*Minotuar stare*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.58592
58593 58594
>>58589
The Ostrich screams at the purple sex therapist dinosaur,
"THIS IS YOUR MINDSET!"
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58593
>>58592
"M-my what?"
w0TEE
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No.58594
58595 58596
[1d20+28 = 43]
>>58592
GRAPPLE
"No hurt dino friend he nice."
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58595
58597
09BARNEY-facebookJumbo.jpg
>>58594
"Now, now, no need to get rough." says the wise dinosaur
+3JjH
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No.58596
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>58594
PECK AT THE BULL-THING

"DIE BARNEY FAG!"
w0TEE
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No.58597
58598 58600 58606
[1d20+28 = 36]
>>58595
"Me gonna rape this ostrich"
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.58598
58599 58600 58606
>>58597
Tracy, consumed by her impeccable disguise, is not entirely sure how to respond to this.
"O-oh dear.. Why don't we all stop and talk about this for a moment?"
w0TEE
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No.58599
[1d20+28 = 31]
>>58598
*Rape*