Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57525What did he mean by this?
>>57530A B S O L U T E H E R S Y
Its more that maintaining several plotlines simultaneously is not as easy as it sounds, and I'm still developing the skill to seamlessly transition from one situation to another - or all of the above simultaneously - at the same time.
>>57534That's okay. Take your time.
>>57532 She does not kno dey we >>57527The guard looks like he's dealt with 100+ people asking questions and doesn't particularly align with Trump's agenda. "Say what now? If personal belongings were left, you'll havve to file a report."
>>57536"To whom do I file a report?"
Trump really wishes there were like a Rogue or someone who could sneak past the guards while he's talking to them and go inside and find out what the hell they are auditioning for.
>>57537Tracy vanishes underneath him
>>57539Actually, scratch that, it doesn't make any sense.
There's literally nowhere to go: it's a narrow corridor full of metal detectors and guards.
>>57540Wait until their heads are turned (which should be easy, because you have a giant distraction right there) then crawl down beneath their field of vision down the hallway silently
>>57540Behind all that, there's a portal that leads to who-knows-where, and that's where Tracy was snatched up.
>>57542Surely there is more to the structure than just that? A portal sounds too scary
>>57543Nope. Just a portal.
You gotta leave all your weapons too, and that's how Tracy lost her knife-collection.
>>57545They can't be gone. I won't accept it.
>>57544>>57544Surely there must be more to the structure?
>>57547Not from the outside.
Just one straight line into the unknown.
>>57536Trumpaladin looks around. What does he see? In terms of doors and hallways and structures and such
>>57546They might have melted them down.
>>57550I'll suck out their souls.
>>57551*sprays horse with spray bottle*
Did everyone fall asleep?
>>57554Not yet, but I might just soon.
>>57554Not me, just trying to monitor a bunch of soc media platforms simultanously
Kind of weird how everyone just stopped the game, yet everyone is awake. I might try making another story element like last time since I don’t really have anything to do until tomorrow. I would probably pass out before getting much accomplished trying to find Trollestia.
>>57560*delayed dab back*
Sorry I was writing a little story like last time
>>57562More on Stix’s backstory. I won’t spoil everything though because I think it would be better told through dialogue with the party.
>>57563Im guessing gm fell asleep.
>>57566Hey stix can i pm you about some stuff?
>>57569It’s ok. Infernius just had some religious questions and didn’t want to bother everyone with them I think
>>57570I never feared conspiracies before I came here
>>57574I think he was afraid we were talking about him. He is thinking people are plotting against him or something and wanted to make sure it wasn’t us.
>>57573Am I fine
>>57572It's the ones you trust most....
>>57576Well, you have a whole lot of info to me for not trusting me. If I was anyone else I would be offended that you think I would betray you. But you have a lot going on, so I will cut you some slack.