Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57830Possibly, he has three threads. I doubt he really wants to convince people, just spam his beliefs, if they are even his own
Hey, I gotta take off for a few hours. I'll be back tonight and will have excesses of time (and not be narcoleptically exhausted from working)
>>57834*feeds him more anti jew bacon*
Tracy reaches out with her mind trying to feel the location of her precious knives.
>>57841I liked it.
We need to edit her braid into these though.
>>57842I'll leave that to someone else
Is everyone else still here tonight?
>>57844I am absolutely not here and posting
>>57846Then can I claim your items?
>>57848Tracy sits on Big Bird in her hiding spot, so the round device doesn't see him.
>>57826"Nah,theresplentyoftechniciansworkingthatdivision,butsomeofthemdidn'tlockouttheirequipment."
"TheywereSUPPOSEDtobecleaning,notpaintingthewalls!"
The gnomes all laugh uprooariously.
>>57837nosebleed>>57841"Pic related"
>>57852Torc giggles a bit before regaining composure.
"Ah,Iseenow.Couldyougivemedirectionstoatechnician?"
>>57852What does the round device do now that the two are hidden?
>>57855I didn't say it was round, I said it was rolling. As though it has wheels on the bottom of it. Its rolling toward them. How exactly is Trump concealed?
>>57854eats eats barks
>>57856*Uses speak with animals*
"Whos a good boy?"
>>57857Well shit, you've got me there
>>57856I think it's a small Mexican Clown riding Big Bird
>>57856She dragged Brad into an alley and hid in the shadows.
>>57863Why are you insulted?
>>57862/)
>>57860>>57861Ty, just checking.
>>57853The gnome who is doing all the talking gives Torcuil directions through the maze of workshops.
>>57864The pic
>gnomeTorc quickly follows, hoping he won't get lost
>>57865Its true, it just happened 10 minutes ago and I had to meme
Mind you, when I say "gives directions" I mean "tells him the directions"
"What,doyouthinkI'mgoingtoleadyoutheremyself?"
"Don'tlookatme,I'vegotimportantinformationtodevelop,"
"...I'llgiveyoudirections..."
"Hehe,that'sagoodidea.Itoowilloffermyservicesinguidingyoutoyourdestination."
>>57866Meanwhile, the rectangular metallic what-the-fuck-ever it is has little lights all over it, and it rolls right up to Tracy. It's almost as though she couldn't possibly hide another person and herself at the same time, and while attempting stealth was in fact obvious AF.
"INTRUDER"
Roll for initiative
>>57873RIP
>>57871That could have been worse
*Readies BEEES*
*Pulls Out Sugoito*
>>57871Torcuil is a smart guy and manages the directions without too much trouble, though he determines along the way that gnomes aren't disorganized, but they cram way more facilities and furniture into small areas than he'd have expected giving the appearance of disorder.
Upon arriving at the designated location he enters a swinging set of double-doors on light hinges, as though carts and heavy equipment is frequently brought in or out. Just inside the doors on the right is a desk where is seated,...
... the same gnomes from the Information booth.
>>57877My bad
Tracy goes first
>>57880What kind of breed is the doggo?