Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>58031She's fast it won't take any time at all
>>58032Okay then...
*does that*
*returns to current location*
Now what?
>>58033Then I guess Tracy can go knocking on doors and Trumpaladin can advance on Fae going towards the center of the city
>>58034>knocking on doorsNo, just checking for now.
>>58035Then let's go to the center of the city. See what all of the fuss is about
>>58036Fine.
I just want to stab some enemies that bleed for once.
>>58037In these past several weeks you've had multiple chances to stab several orcs, a mimic, and a robot, and you've chosen to ignore all of them. Your lack of stabbing is your own doing. Now help me advance the story because Cardishore is hiding something
>>58038I never found the ogres again. And I did stab the mimic.
Robots don't bleed.
>>58041Ah...
When does mlp play again?
>>58044So has Infernuis made it to cardishil?
*ball lightning incinerates masses of flying monkeys left and right*
*quadruple rainbow spreads out across the sky*
>>58047>>58046Woah a quadruple rainbow all the way!
"In my opinion, the only weak link today has been Tracy"
*meteors fall directly into unpopulated areas*
*pigs start climbing walls*
*volcano erupts at the far end of the continent*
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Tracy falls over and begins vomiting uncontrollably
The goalie didn’t even move most of the time... I call fake...
>>58063Yep, and it was dumb. But oh well...
>>58066Pol lost rather quickly this time around
>>58066>Not both/pol/ was knocked out in quarter finals
>>58070You can’t win them all... I had a feeling our luck was up after two straight wins at the penalties... and the curse of applejack...
>>58070>hugs GMIt'll be okay, there's always next time
>>58070Mission Failed:We'll get em next time!
>>58073I was looking for that meme for several minutes, then I found that you posted that here
>>58076Well, just being realistic. However, if we succeed in what we are wanting to accomplish, then those situations may never occur.
>>58078How is Infernius traveling to Cardashil?
>>58070Pls gibe Tracy a chance to kill Candyass for that royal fuck-up.
>>58081Death is too good for her... it would provide an escape for the pain brought to so many...