Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57066Literally, because early in the game Tracy wanted to wander and explore. The gnarly tree came first, then the meadow, and then the grove, cuz I wanted Tracy to feel free and happy(?) for a moment
Well, Trumpaladin doesn't want to capture animals and carry them for three+ days, so I guess he either goes back to Sparintenar or onwards to Cardishore
>>57072He could come to the meadow if he wants.
>>57076Under these circumstances, it actually kind of makes sense that he'd call her
CALLS HORSEY
>"I'm somewhere between Sparentinar and Cardishore with Infenrius, but he's been acting a bit off" >>57077*sounds of comet landing behind him*
"Hi Flashy!"
>>57078"Gah!"
Turns out, the blue horse
is scary.
>>57081"I missed you too, Flashy"
*Hugs*
>>57082"What've you been up to, silly pony?"
>>57083"Just marking my territory and whatnot."
*Grows to full size and makes self comfy in the grass*
"Putting up fences and building sheds.
Oh, and I got bitten by a rock. It's sleeping now though."
>>57084"Sounds like you've been having more excitement than me. I haven't built any sheds or been bitten by any rocks.
Wanna take us to a hotel room in Sarintenar or Cardishore?"
>>57086"Do they even have hotels there? I'm comfy as is, but I'll take you anywhere if you need it."
*Beckons to lay down on her body*
>>57087"I guess I don't need a hotel at the moment"
*lays down on horse*
>>57088[Happy hoers noises]
*Is extra soft and warm to lay on*
>>57089*embraces softness of the magical blue fur*
>>57089>>57090D'awww
Thez wishes she was feelin' snuggly. Too many feels.
>>57090*Is glad to see he's comfy on her body as she lays down peacefully in the grass*
Good place to leave off as Tracy's faggot passes out
>>57092Except that it's not peaceful. Because Tracy is getting raped in her sleep
>rape >>57094No contest appearing, Tracy is raped
>>57095Don't be sad, thoughts of Infernius makes her not to cry. Don't think to much on it, she's emotional because she's preggo
and found out that Kefka is still alive.
>>57096I would've asked her what she was thinking about after that, but Tracy flew.
But yeah, it's always unnerving when the enemy just comes back after clearly being kill, especially because that entails that killing him again may just result in the same outcome.
>>57099Gotta find the energy to replace Arizona with something else though.
>>57100I like it with Arizona. It feels appropriate somehow
The main board could use some love right now...
*runs in circles to progress training*
I just realized I'm never going to be able to finish that mace if she can only cast Fear once per week. May as well give up on it..
>>57098Oh, its far deeper than that, but yes. I could tell you myself, but that would spoil the fun and a bit of the plot. ^_^
>>57099fixed
>>57110Not yet. I deliberately neglected to complete that situation because I wanted to think about how to present and theme the interaction. Don't worry, I came up with a good one.
*zig-zags across field to practice turning*
[1d20+10 = 24]>>57113On no you don't!
*controls running horsey*
>>57114He's on her back? Okay then; where are they going?
Technically, he could guide her, but he couldn't actually force her movements. >>57115I had envisioned it as like grabbing onto and trying to jump onto a running horse. Epic to watch but dangerous and not terribly likely to succeed. I'm not really sure where I was going with that... I guess mostly just to show that my character was still there
So last I checked, Trump wanted to go to the Sil wall, via the road to Cardashil, Infernius was kidnapping him but stopped to chase a dog, Stix is examining the area wondering about Trollestia, Tracy is running in circles nearby (with Trump riding, somehow) and Torcuil is headed to Krenshall with Snek on the airship. Am I missing anything?