Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57576M8 srsly? Im not plotting against you. Im hurt we would suggest that.
>>57578Fear does that to a man. He doesn’t know who is going to help him through tough times anymore.
If you want, you can DM me Trump and I can send you screenshots of the conversation. That is, if Infernius is ok with that.
>>57582I forgive you man, but come and talk to me if you have concerns and don’t go around blaming everyone. If you need to talk about something, I’m here to help.
>>57583>>57582Hes good at helping. Aand i forgive you.
>>57584>>57576And how do you propose that you finish that statement to me then? The ones you trust most... got your back? Because I think we both know you were going for something else.
>>57587Then it is about time you got a friend that will aid you and not hurt you huh?
>>57588I can’t force you to talk to me about what is going on, but I can suggest it.
>>57587Those people weren't real friends m8.
>>57589I’m going to assume that means no. I wish you the best in this hardship you face. I wish I could magically solve all of this for you, but it looks like this one has to be done the hard way for the long haul. If you ever change your mind on talking to me, I’m still around.
>>57592Sounds good. Just give me a message when you are ready.
>>57576>>57586>>57587Law #2 - Do Not Put Too Much Trust in Friends; Learn to Use Your EnemiesAn enemy or an opponent can't betray. I can count on one hand the number of IRL friends who haven't in some way betrayed, taken advantage of, or otherwise sold the friendship for "something better".
>>57598Trust no one. Not even yourself.
But seriously, what are y'all so paranoid about? It's a fucking game.
>>57599I'm not aware of the issue that prompted this discussion, but I agree with the general premise. I don't think we're talking about the game at this point.
"I don't trust anyone except that guy I see in the mirror. But I've got my eye on him,...." is how I like to summarize my position.
>"Sure I can't eat the annoying one?"
Torc then proceeds to kick Snek in the ribs, wondering why he brought him along.
>>57603Well, if something is threatening you, you'll be glad to have Snek's grapple.
>>57603Not even half that, half
Torcuil's hp (though, he does still count as a 17 HD creature)
>>57605>he does still count as a 17 HD creatureIn what way? He has the same base attack bonus as Torc, right?
I needs levels so I can get my special pet...
>>57606Uh, yes same base attack.
So either +7/+3 or +8/+2
>>57610>tfw have the coolest weapons but can't shoot for shitI recommend True Strike, if you think you ever actually need to attack.
Tracy's crossbow-claw count as a light weapon, like a hand crossbow, right?
>>57611If I take exotic weapon proficiency will you plz stop metagaming for me?
>>57613Sorry , m8. Didn't mean to offend.
I thought you already had it, and was just offering a word of advice.
Divine Power will also make your base attack bonus equal to your character level, so you can shoot like a marksman.
I'm just metaposting because I'm bored and lonely today...
Tracy feeds her mimic and pours a bit of alcohol on the side of the jar (with her magick hand) so it can move a bit.
>>57615>>57614Yeah I get it, but it seems as soon as I say "Welp, my character sheet is finally done" someone says "Well did you consider ___?"
>>57618Eh, it's better than getting to a big fight and GM says "Alight, subtract 4 from that... and you miss"
Does this mean Snek needs it too?
>>57619Meh, I don't think brad or Infernius ever took proficiency in their weapons, so it wouldn't hurt to say you trained to use it offscreen.
>>57620He could get it on his next class level or hit dice, but idk.
>>576213.5e has something of an "automatic" proficiency system, where characters automatically get blanket skill with appropriate weapons (whether explicit or allowed, like Infernius with his claymore). Additional proficiencies can be purchased with feats (but who wants to do that?!).
>>57623Ah, I'd assumed Tracy gained her proficiency with her spiked chain during that three-week period she trained with in in her dungeon.
>tfw no sekrit dungeon to hoard stolen loot >>57625She did, I don't like the proficiency system in 3.5e tbh
>>57623>blanket skillWhat exactly does that mean/cover?
Tracy is already proficient in all simple and martial weapons via class, as well as with every kind of crossbow, armor and shield. Is she proficient in kunai knives by now?