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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57478
Tracy waits in line like a good goy, so that her husband has a chance to ask about her lost property.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57479
57482 57483
>>57456
>>57465
>>57468
I like how their three personalities are so clear.
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57480
57481 57484
>>57475
"Don't try and psych me out newbie," is the curt response from a vibrantly orange-faced female with way too much sequins.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57481
57487
>>57480
"What would I psych you out of?"
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57482
>>57479
>4
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57483
57485
>>57479
Cheers, I was trying to make it methodic
x5CjY
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No.57484
57486 57487
[1d20+32 = 38]
>>57480
[Angry nightmare noises]
Intimidate to get this cocky bitch to talk
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57485
57500
>>57483
I like gnomes. I find them hilarious.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57486
57489
>>57484
*Pets horsey*
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57487
57488 57491
>>57481
>Eyeroll
>>57484
"Bitch, take ur self-entitlement elsewhere. I'm here on business."
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57488
57492
>>57487
"What's your business?"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57489
57490
>>57486
[Affectionate hoers noises]
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57490
57491
>>57489
>"Do you have special spells or skills for interrogation per chance?"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57491
57494
>>57487
Tracy contemplates killing the bitch, seeing as how she has enough hit dice to resist her check.
>>57490
*Casts Doom*
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57492
57493
>>57488
She looks at Trump like he's daft. "The entertainment business. Duh. Where do you think you are?
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57493
57496
>>57492
"I'm a bit new here. What do you do in the Entertainment business? Tell me about yourself"
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57494
57495
>>57491
Save the doom for a guard, they will know more. I want to see if the girl's vanity can be used to pry information
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57495
57497
>>57494
She can use Doom once per round with her glasses. It's for low-lifes anyway.
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57496
57498
>>57493
With a "Tch" sound, she turns away, muttering something about "making friends".
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57497
57499
>>57495
Ah. Well let's try vanity, then Doom. Also,

*pets horsey*
>"no stabbing in public yet, since that would attract a crowd of the kind we don't want"
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57498
57502
>>57496
"You're here to make friends?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57499
57501
>>57497
>'i don't see anybody worth not-stabbing...'
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57500
>>57485
Same so far
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57501
57504
>>57499
>"It'll make it harder for us to get inside. Patience, my little pony"
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57502
57503 57504
>>57498
She looks at Trump over her shoulder. "NO one is here to make friends, fag"
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57503
57505 57507
>>57502
"Then what are you here for?"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57504
57506
>>57501
>'Are you SURE?'
>>57502
>'Can't I just kill this one? I don't like her.'
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57505
>>57503
>'She called you a faggot: are you going to just let her get away with that?'
Tracy emotes, desperate for an excuse to kill someone
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57506
57508
>>57504
>"She's testing my patience too..."
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57507
57509 57510
>>57503
>random-lady frustration noises
"Fame? Wealth? Glory? How new are you?"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57508
>>57506
>'Nobody will miss her...'
x5CjY
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No.57509
57511 57513
[1d20 = 10]
>>57507
>How new are you
That did it.
Tracy bites off the bitch's head.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57510
>>57507
"I see, good luck in your ventures"

Trumpaladin turns his back to the lady, hoping she will find what she deserves. He approaches any visible security guard to distract talk to them

"Excuse me, a person seems to have left some of their belongings here, is there a Lost and Found?"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57511
57513
>>57509
That's +20 melee
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57512
57524
Did the dog like the bacon?
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57513
57514
>>57511
>>57509
Tracy's mouth is not big enough to bite heads off, and its Trump's fault for pressing. Is Tracy really intent on engaging this bitch?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57514
57515
>>57513
She's a huge creature, I thought she'd be big enough.
Fine then, Tracy just snaps at her threateningly.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57515
57517
>>57514
>"we're outnumbered pony. Let's see if someone else can give us information"
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57516
57518 57519 57520
Okay, quick idea
Has anyone ever experienced an audition?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57517
>>57515
>'We could take 'em...'
Tracy emotes with anxious frustration
Being this close reminded her of just how much she really wants her knives back.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57518
57521
>>57516
No, but I've helped with them.
Tracy gets back in line and doesn't talk with any of the drama queens until she gets to the front.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57519
>>57516
Not really since first grade. Why?
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57520
57522 57525
>>57516
Maybe...
Why?

Mr. Snek wonders why a species known for speaking fast isn't responding
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57521
57523 57527
>>57518
Then you know that no one is legitimately friendly, its all a big competition, and who-the-fuck-are-you, why-are-you-talking to me mentality
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57522
>>57520
They're speaking too fast for mortals to hear.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57523
57526
>>57521
Yep, it's a toxic environment.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.57524
1512348317957.png
>>57512

Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57525
57528 57529
>>57520
Because I'm still developing my ability to fragment my consciousness into diverse situations.
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57526
>>57523
Yes. I thought that was well established
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57527
57536
>>57521
Trump goes and politely talks to a guard.

"excuse me sir! I don't mean to bother you, but a friend of mine went in and left her items at the security check in, and she has not since gotten them back. She would like them back. Could you please show me where she could retrieve them?"