Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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Tracy waits in line like a good goy, so that her husband has a chance to ask about her lost property.
>>57456>>57465>>57468I like how their three personalities are so clear.
>>57475"Don't try and psych me out newbie," is the curt response from a vibrantly orange-faced female with way too much sequins.
>>57480"What would I psych you out of?"
>>57479Cheers, I was trying to make it methodic
[1d20+32 = 38]>>57480[Angry nightmare noises]
Intimidate to get this cocky bitch to talk
>>57483I like gnomes. I find them hilarious.
>>57481>Eyeroll>>57484"Bitch, take ur self-entitlement elsewhere. I'm here on business."
>>57486[Affectionate hoers noises]
>>57487Tracy contemplates killing the bitch, seeing as how she has enough hit dice to resist her check.
>>57490*Casts Doom*
>>57488She looks at Trump like he's daft. "The entertainment business. Duh. Where do you think you
are?
>>57492"I'm a bit new here. What do you do in the Entertainment business? Tell me about yourself"
>>57494She can use Doom once per round with her glasses. It's for low-lifes anyway.
>>57493With a "Tch" sound, she turns away, muttering something about "making friends".
>>57495Ah. Well let's try vanity, then Doom. Also,
*pets horsey*
>"no stabbing in public yet, since that would attract a crowd of the kind we don't want" >>57496"You're here to make friends?
>>57498She looks at Trump over her shoulder. "NO one is here to make friends, fag"
>>57503>'She called you a faggot: are you going to just let her get away with that?'Tracy emotes, desperate for an excuse to kill someone
>>57503>random-lady frustration noises"Fame? Wealth? Glory? How new are you?"
[1d20 = 10]>>57507>How new are youThat did it.
Tracy bites off the bitch's head.
>>57507"I see, good luck in your ventures"
Trumpaladin turns his back to the lady, hoping she will find what she deserves. He approaches any visible security guard to
distract talk to them
"Excuse me, a person seems to have left some of their belongings here, is there a Lost and Found?"
Did the dog like the bacon?
>>57511>>57509Tracy's mouth is not big enough to bite heads off, and its Trump's fault for pressing. Is Tracy really intent on engaging this bitch?
>>57513She's a huge creature, I thought she'd be big enough.
Fine then, Tracy just snaps at her threateningly.
Okay, quick idea
Has anyone ever experienced an audition?
>>57515>'We could take 'em...'Tracy emotes with anxious frustration
Being this close reminded her of just how much she really wants her knives back.
>>57516No, but I've helped with them.
Tracy gets back in line and doesn't talk with any of the drama queens until she gets to the front.
>>57516Not really since first grade. Why?
>>57516Maybe...
Why?
Mr. Snek wonders why a species known for speaking fast isn't responding
>>57518Then you know that no one is legitimately friendly, its all a big competition, and who-the-fuck-are-you, why-are-you-talking to me mentality
>>57520They're speaking too fast for mortals to hear.
>>57521Yep, it's a toxic environment.
>>57520Because I'm still developing my ability to fragment my consciousness into diverse situations.
>>57523Yes. I thought that was well established
>>57521Trump goes and politely talks to a guard.
"excuse me sir! I don't mean to bother you, but a friend of mine went in and left her items at the security check in, and she has not since gotten them back. She would like them back. Could you please show me where she could retrieve them?"