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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
1627 replies and 154 files omitted.
Xqhzm
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No.57020
57021
[1d20 = 18]
>>57019
>tell me
“Will do.”

Enters the grove and looks around.
perception check needed?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57021
57023
>>57020
"I prowl the perimeter of this place all the time, but I haven't found anything."
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57022
57023
Would a spellcraft check allow Torc to summon a bowling ball above someones head?
And if it fails would it appear above Torc's head?
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57023
57024 57025
>>57021
“Well... this is mainly to get familiar with this place. Everything is still so strange to me, I mean, in Equestria one day and here the next...”
Stix looks lost in thought for a second.
“Just a little shock, that’s all”

>>57022
Please let this be true

Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57024
57026 57027
>>57023
Turns out I was thinking about a coconut, but same effect
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57025
57028
>>57023
"You'll get used to it.." Tracy says in a tone that offers no comfort
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.57026
>>57024
Probably.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.57027
57029 57030 57033 57036 57039
>>57002
I'm still determining what Infernius found, I'm not ignoring you
>>57014
What now?
>>57010
Technically, the grove is just beyond Stix' position. I only make that correction to indicate greater distance, not that traveling will be any bother.
>>57024
A coconut? Sure! A bowling ball? Myeh,....
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57028
>>57025
“Indeed. Just got to make some steps to getting used to it.”
Stix pauses for a while, pondering if it would be safe to ask her a question.
“I hope you don’t mind me asking, but do you remember how you got here?”
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57029
57033
>>57027
"I woke up in a room."
96xM6
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No.57030
57031
[1d20 = 18]
>>57027
>A bowling ball? Myeh,….
You underestimate Torc's power...

Anyway, Torc tries to summon a coconut above Snek's head for his basic misunderstanding of common games.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57031
57032 57034
flat,800x800,070,f.u1.jpg
>>57030
>18
Good enough
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57032
tumblr_mdxersiiOp1qj8u1do2_500.png
>>57031
Wrong image...
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57033
57035 57040
>>57029
“I see...”
Realizing she doesn’t want to talk about it, he quickly wraps up
“Well, I will let you know if I see anything. Have a good day.”

>>57027
Stix travels to the grove...
muh wasted dice... ugh!
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.57034
57040
>>57031
Stolen
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57035
57037
>>57033
That' where Tracy is.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.57036
57043 57047
>>57027
Ok
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57037
57038
>>57035
I’m so confused! Stix entered the clearing... talked to Tracy, who I thought was by a river/creak and the grove was beyond that... what is the layout here?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57038
57039
>>57037
There's a meadow right before a grove that looks like a golf course. Tracy is in the grove.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57039
57042
>>57038
This
Vs
>>57027
This

Oh well... Stix explores around the grove that he may or may not have entered before now, he was lost in thought and can’t remember the details...
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57040
57041 57048
PLEASEDONOTSTEP.png
>>57033
You think your dice was wasted? I did a test roll and got a nat20
>>57034
YOU'LL NEVER STEAL THIS OC
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57041
57044
>>57040
Why is snek a Pac-Man?
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.57042
57045
>>57039
Sigh. Okay, let me be very specific. Well into the forest is the gnarly tree that the gibbers inhabit. There used to be a stash of jew gold there, but that's long gone. From Stix' direction, this led to the edge of the clearing with the creek. This clearing is approx. the size of a football field. Beyond that is the grove where Tracy was chasing her tail, which I notice now Stix "walked to" in >>57006 so I suppose he is at/in the grove.
goddamn fast travel shit

Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.57043
57047 57050 57110
>>57036
Its a dog.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57044
>>57041
...

I will never unsee now
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57045
57049
>>57042
Sorry GM... I’m still newfag and don’t get how to tell where I am spatially yet. o_o

I figured when I said I was walking toward the grove, I was moving while talking to Tracy. Sorry for my confusion.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57046
>"Are you sure we didn't pass the gnomes already?"
"What? Yes I'm sure! Are you doubting my navigation skills?"
>"Yes"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57047
>>57043
>>57036
Catch it.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.57048
57051
>>57040
100% N.A.P VIOLATED.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.57049
>>57045
No need to apologize, I should have been more descriptive with the environment. This is an area that Tracy extensively wandered, so I just reverted to my recollection.
Eyw81
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No.57050
57110
[1d20 = 7]
>>57043
Grapple!!!!
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57051
>>57048
REEEEEEEEEEEE MY N.A.P.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57052
57053 57054
>>57002
Why would he know about the ranch, and how would he carry live animals along a very, very long road trip across multiple cities?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57053
57056
>>57052
He and Tracy agreed to work together because metafaggotry.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.57054
57056 57057
>>57052
Why the contention? Tracy and Infernius have both spoken of having a ranch. Perhaps not to one another (in meta), but that doesn't preclude him from seeking an animal.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57055

ϟϟ
unɟ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57056
57058
>>57054
Is he going to carry the dog to cardishore then to Gatesil if they ever get there then back? He's neglected the last dog he got

>>57053
>metafaggotry
Naturally
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57057
57058
>>57054
I was away watching a movie for a few hours, and the break away gave me just a long enough period of lucidity to realize that this place will kill me
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.57058
57059
>>57056
I'm aware of that, and I haven't gotten to the part where I ask "and this is all going on while Infernius is kidnapping Trump?". Quit spoiling.
>>57057
You mean the ranch?
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57059
57060 57061 57062
>>57058
No. This place
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57060
>>57059
???
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57061
CCD306AD-7D64-49C7-BF2B-3199C879070E.png
>>57059
Why you have to be so black pilled my friend?
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.57062
57063
>>57059
The board or the game?
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57063
57065
>>57062
Yes
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57064
Oh, not again
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.57065
>>57063
Care to unpack that a bit? The terse responses suggest that you don't, but I'm interested to hear your reasoning and analysis.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57066
57067 57069 57070
Stix sits down and contemplates why the grove is here, why he felt like he needed to come here, who is Trollestia, and why is the blue horse so good at being scary?
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57067
57068
>>57066
Nothing to be scared of from the horse
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57068
>>57067
Reeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57069
>>57066
>why he felt like he needed to come here
We all feel like if we just go to some far off grove, when we get there, what we've been looking for will be there. We all make that mistake.

>Who is Trollestia
I guess you'll never know

>Why is the blue horse so good at being scary
A product of your own mind, no more