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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.56798
741.png
>>56794

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56799
thenightmareafterfusliJPG1.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56800
Tracy spits out dirt and curses.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.56801
56803 56804
"Well if I can't sing, what music do you like?"
>"I thought you'd never ask"
Suddenly, Mr. Snek is wearing sunglasses and a hat that Torc finds somewhat familiar.
He also now has a speaker playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSLPkVHScVw
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56802
1519771044355.jpg
>>56794
New
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56803
>>56801
Pinowave
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56804
Screenshot-2018-2-27 Rare Nuts.png
>>56801
Thank you ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56805
56806 56807
Tracy wanders back towards the grove to check out on howto set up her barbed wire.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56806
56807 56809
>>56805
This is for me throwing salt in Tracy's transit to Cardashil isn't it?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56807
56809 56814
>>56805
We can buy livestock, right?
>>56806
Well, I assumed Cardashil was a no-go until this weekend.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.56808
56809 56810
Trumpaladin reees
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.56809
>>56806
>>56807
More like Cardashit... I'll leave now
>>56808
Well that was unexpected
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56810
56811
>>56808
"Shh!"
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.56811
56812
>>56810
"Why are you taking me? What is going on?"
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56812
56813
>>56811
*flies to the sil wall*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.56813
>>56812
Trumpaladin thinks he understands now
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56814
56815
>>56807
Well maybe not as late as the weekend, but I have to revamp Cardashil if that's where Tracy is headed, since its been a minute since the last time "I thought Tracy/party was going to Cardashil".
Xp
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56815
56816
>>56814
Can Tracy go buy livestock for her ranch in the meantime?
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56816
56817
>>56815
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56817
56818
>>56816
Great.
After Tracy finishes buying her barbed wire, she returns to the port.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56818
>>56817
*Setting up her wire
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56819
56820
Stix wanders back into the forest. This time, hoping to avoid suspicious looking trees that may be home to various killer creatures.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56820
56823
>>56819
Avoid the ones with converging sequences of trails
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56821
There should be a cottage next to the ranch.. Outta build one.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56822
56824
Tracy carefully checks on her jar to see if the hoof-eating soccerball is still alive.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56823
56824
>>56820
Aware that following small footprints got him into trouble last time, he curbs his natural curiosity and stays on a path to what he believes is where Trumpaladin said there was a grove.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56824
56825 56828
>>56822
Its stuck to the side of the jar, but otherwise fine
>>56823
With that thought in mind, Stix notices that the various spiralling trails which surround the tree come from only 3 of the cardinal directions, and that beyond the tree, there appears to be an almost (almost) absence of any natural foot-traffic. In the distance he can see a sweeping plain, with a small body of water weaving its way through the grass.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56825
56833
>>56824
Naturally, the plain would be a good place to check out.
But could he make it around the tree without possibly alerting anything?

will this need a roll?
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56826
56827
"Brad me have to piss."
Anonymous
Zr+gI
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No.56827
56829
>>56826
"Uh.... Okay. We need Fae to..."
x5CjY
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No.56828
56830 56834
[1d20+21 = 25]
[hard-working mudpony noises]
"I'm glad I have this magick hand, or this barbed wire would be insufferable."
>>56824
Sleight of Hand to slip a tiny sandwich into the jar before it notices.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56829
>>56827
*lands*
"Fae to do what?"
*goes over to a tree*
*goes*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56830
56831
>>56828
I.. idk if that succeeded..
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56831
56832
>>56830
You rolled for that?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56832
>>56831
>9 Wis
Yep...
>tfw you open the jar already knowing that there's a mimic inside
Xqhzm
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No.56833
56834
[1d20 = 8]
>>56825
Stix tries to sneak around the tree to get to the clearing.
FQKZc
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No.56834
56835
[1d20 = 10]
>>56828
I'm at a loss. What is to be gained by putting in a sandwich unnotices vs. putting in a sandwich noticed?
>>56833

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56835
56838
>>56834
Mostly, to not get snapped at.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56836
56837
Before he can move 3 feet, Stix is suddenly surrounded by Gibbers, who tear at him from all sides until he's a dilapidated corpse.

I'm kidding, carry on past the tree.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56837
56839 56840
>>56836
I wouldn’t have been surprised... hehe

Stix makes it to the clearing and takes a look around.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56838
56839 56840
>>56835
Tracy is there, trying to feed her captive without getting glued again.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56839
>>56837
>>56838

Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56840
56841 56843 56847 56992
>>56837
Not to the clearing yet, but well on the way.
>>56838
This is good. I like this. It happens.
https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TM
BGM cuz. I'm still analyzing this song. There's a nugget in there I haven't dislodged,....
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56841
56842 56846
>>56840
Tracy checks to see if the creature is still conscious
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56842
56846
>>56841
*if it has regained consciousness
dice 1d20
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56843
56844 56845
>>56840
Stix thought it was the clearing, but was only fantasizing he had made it. Strange, but I guess it wasn’t the first time he could swear his dream was real.

He continues to sneak...
I have no idea what I’m doing half the time, sorry
Xqhzm
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No.56844
[1d20 = 15]
>>56843
Fuck! Why do I always click the subject box?
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56845
>>56843
None of us do Xp
>lol
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56846
56849
>>56842
>>56841
"You still alive there, little guy?" Tracy implores after placing the snack in the jar
Xqhzm
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No.56847
56848 56851
[1d20 = 14]
>>56840
By the way, that is some satanic/demon possession type stuff in that video... that ain’t right.