Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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Tracy spits out dirt and curses.
"Well if I can't sing, what music do you like?"
>"I thought you'd never ask"Suddenly, Mr. Snek is wearing sunglasses and a hat that Torc finds somewhat familiar.
He also now has a speaker playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSLPkVHScVwTracy wanders back towards the grove to check out on howto set up her barbed wire.
>>56805This is for me throwing salt in Tracy's transit to Cardashil isn't it?
>>56805We can buy livestock, right?
>>56806Well, I assumed Cardashil was a no-go until this weekend.
>>56810"Why are you taking me? What is going on?"
>>56812Trumpaladin thinks he understands now
>>56807Well maybe not as late as the weekend, but I have to revamp Cardashil if that's where Tracy is headed, since its been a minute since the last time "I thought Tracy/party was going to Cardashil".
Xp >>56814Can Tracy go buy livestock for her ranch in the meantime?
>>56816Great.
After Tracy finishes buying her barbed wire, she returns to the port.
Stix wanders back into the forest. This time, hoping to avoid suspicious looking trees that may be home to various killer creatures.
>>56819Avoid the ones with converging sequences of trails
There should be a cottage next to the ranch.. Outta build one.
Tracy carefully checks on her jar to see if the hoof-eating soccerball is still alive.
>>56820Aware that following small footprints got him into trouble last time, he curbs his natural curiosity and stays on a path to what he believes is where Trumpaladin said there was a grove.
>>56822Its stuck to the side of the jar, but otherwise fine
>>56823With that thought in mind, Stix notices that the various spiralling trails which surround the tree come from only 3 of the cardinal directions, and that beyond the tree, there appears to be an almost (almost) absence of any natural foot-traffic. In the distance he can see a sweeping plain, with a small body of water weaving its way through the grass.
>>56824Naturally, the plain would be a good place to check out.
But could he make it around the tree without possibly alerting anything?
will this need a roll? >>56826"Uh.... Okay. We need Fae to..."
[1d20+21 = 25][hard-working mudpony noises]
"I'm glad I have this magick hand, or this barbed wire would be insufferable."
>>56824Sleight of Hand to slip a tiny sandwich into the jar before it notices.
>>56828I.. idk if that succeeded..
[1d20 = 8]>>56825Stix tries to sneak around the tree to get to the clearing.
[1d20 = 10]>>56828I'm at a loss. What is to be gained by putting in a sandwich unnotices vs. putting in a sandwich noticed?
>>56833 >>56834Mostly, to not get snapped at.
Before he can move 3 feet, Stix is suddenly surrounded by Gibbers, who tear at him from all sides until he's a dilapidated corpse.
I'm kidding, carry on past the tree.
>>56836 I wouldn’t have been surprised... hehe Stix makes it to the clearing and takes a look around.
>>56835Tracy is there, trying to feed her captive without getting glued again.
>>56837Not to the clearing yet, but well on the way.
>>56838This is good. I like this. It happens.
https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TMBGM cuz. I'm still analyzing this song. There's a nugget in there I haven't dislodged,....
>>56840Tracy checks to see if the creature is still conscious
>>56841*if it has regained consciousness
>>56840Stix thought it was the clearing, but was only fantasizing he had made it. Strange, but I guess it wasn’t the first time he could swear his dream was real.
He continues to sneak...
I have no idea what I’m doing half the time, sorry [1d20 = 15]>>56843Fuck! Why do I always click the subject box?
>>56842>>56841"You still alive there, little guy?" Tracy implores after placing the snack in the jar
[1d20 = 14]>>56840By the way, that is some satanic/demon possession type stuff in that video... that ain’t right.