Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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*crackles with dark energy*
Alright, now that the only other important match is over, what do Tracy and Brad find in the city?
>>57785What city? Your supposed to be back at the campsite.
>>57771*blink* *blink* Infernius fails to make contact, as the dog has this weird tendency to shift apparent position without moving. The dog however, seems to think this is a delightful game and starts running around him, his tail going bonkers.
>>57785Holy shit what a match tho
>>57787They're outside Cardashil
>>57790What do they find?
Are there any street-signs?
>>57787You were gone a while... He called in Tracy and proceeded to the next city, which is Cardishore
>>57789HE FOUND BARBAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fN6BCJrx4 >>57787Keep feeding it bacon until it can't move.
>>57794Good plan.
>>57793*sad faggot noises*
>>57789Uses true seeing on the doge.
And feeds more anti jew bacon.
>>57792Too much green,look at tracys pic for reference.
>>57802Catching the dog is more fun.
What do Brad and Tracy encounter?
Tracy needs some spooky rainbow stockings.
What kind of item works in the form of socks?
>>57803Trump and Tracy,... er Big Bird and El Juapo find that Cardashil is a very large and rather modern (to the impression of their respective faggots) styled city. There is a degree of artistry to the architecture and aesthetics, except in a contemporary sense. The buildings are very utilitarian and have a distinct overall sense of planning to them, as adjacent buildings display a comparable style. There are sections that grow increasingly fine, and the buildings are increasingly smaller in those areas. There doesn't seem to be many people in this area, and there are smaller and larger paths available.
>>57806*notes to craft Socks of Sockiness*
>>57805El Juapo gravitates towards the apparent center of the city in stealth.
>>57805Do the buildings look like they are actually lived in?
>>57809Let's find out.
>>57805*knocks on door*
"Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Savior John Elway?"
She says, still in full disguise
>>57808That would be the larger paths. The smaller paths - I should have mentioned - seem to follow along and in the area of the outer wall of the city.
I'm not gonna get super in depth in the descriptions except as necessary, as Cardashil is a larger city than Port Barry.
>>57809Certainly, and the smaller - as far as residence is concerned - the more ornate, distinct, or artistic. It gives the impression that the higher one's status in the city, the more private and luxurious the accommodations.
>>57812Tracy knocks on one of the smaller houses.
>>57812Important question: Are there any guards, policemen, cameras, or other forms of public defense apparent?
>>57816None at all. There is a strange metal device rolling down the path in Tracy's direction however.
>>57814"Yes,thepreviousownerwasadamnfoolwhowentpiratehunting,hadtheCatmadeexpresslyforthatpurpose.Ratherbent,thatfellow.Apparentlyhegotscammedbysomepiratesandthensworerevenge.Inresponsehecommissionedacrewandashiptochaseafterthem,butthatgottakenandthecrewwasslaughtered(excepthim,theythoughthewasprettypathetic).Thenhehiredmercenariestohuntthepirates,butgetthis,themercenariesWEREpiratesandtheyrobbedhimAGAIN!Sohecomeshereandsayshewantsaluxuryairshiptohuntpirateswith.Hewantsittobetotallybareononesidebutalineofcannonsontheother.Figureshecantrickthepiratesintothinkingtheshipisunarmeduntilhebanksandlightsthemup.Sowemadetheshipforhim,andthatwasthelastwesawofeither."
[1d20+25 = 40]
Sleight of hand to conceal dagger
TRYING ONCE AGAIN
>>57817"Huh,wellthatsastory.Arethegnomeswhobuiltthecannonsstillinthebuisnes?"
>>57821Close, the very middle stone.
"Mostof'em," he says with a slight twinge of cheek, while the other gnomes burst into laughter
Can y'all take another look at that South Korean on the main page? I still can't figure out if he's a autistic "sovereign citizen" from 8chan or if he is a disinformation artist
>>57823I can’t hardly make sense of that guys, but obviously a troll. He refuded debate and triggered a pony porn shutdown attempt by some anons. But you already knew that. Oh, he claims to not be Korean, so there is that.
>>57824I can’t spell today! Agh!
>>57822What do i see with true sight?
>>57824You think he's insincere?