Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>58080Hes on uatchit.
And he has blink doge in front of him.
>>58083Infernius finds in spite of his insistence, that doge prefers to run behind Uatchit, jumping and barking as they proceed.
As Uatchit takes off and begins to pick up speed *blink* the dog is on the ground again while running behind, barking and chasing after.
>>58090"Good doge! Keep following me for bacon forever!"
>>58084"Take that, Princess Can't-Score-Whore!"
>>58092Good... but I’m thinking some good old fashioned medieval torture devices
>>58093A brazen bull would be efficient.
>>58093Me too, but I was lazy and want to get it done nao.
>>58095You should build one of those and mount it in the port.
>>58097We need a gas chamber too.
So, what does Tracy see deeper in the city?
I want to ransack these houses if nobody's in them.
Is that it for the night?
>>58099Blood eagle?>>58103Is divegrass finally over?
>>58103No, I'm just having trouble getting my spirit up. ._.
>>58105I've been feeling that way a very long time before today
>>58105Would raiding 4/pol/ build those spirits back?
I'm pretty sure my last ban just expired...
*divegrass channeling ceases*
>>58108Nah, I just need a beer, gimme a few minutes
>tfw it was an EPIC match, but still Alright, first off Stix.
>>57935The small squirrel considers his answer for a moment, but then looks immediately behind him with an astonished expression. Its body tenses in apparent apprehension,... apparent that is because upon turning to look what had spooked it, he finds nothing there. Upon turning back, he finds that the squirrel is gone, and in its place is an oversized Acorn
Torcuil and Snek are still with the gnomes as I recall, detailing the situation with the cannon.
Tracy and Trump continue to explore the city, attempting to find any sign of people. The concrete structures reverberate sound throughout the area, making it difficult to pinpoint the location of the commotion. Fae is standing by at the entrance to the city, while Infernius is rapidly making his way on Uatchit, along with doge who *blink* showed up on the fly. "Big bird-things. LIke bear. Very growl."
>>58115What did Tracy see when she peeked through one of the windows?
>>58115But we went back to open the hole for Fae...
>>58118"Ofcourseacannoncanbemade.We'llneedaschematic,Idon'tsupposeyouhappentohaveonewithyou?"
>>58117It looks more like Tracy is being a peeping tom
>>58120Not a whole lot of anything really. Part of a hallway maybe? None of the windows seem designed for visibility, rather they appear to be more for drawing in natural light
>>58119"Er,Ihavethedimensions,butIcouldgobacktotheairshiptomakeaschematic."
>>58122So, I take it's not possible to assess if anyone is in the building or not?
Tracy gives up on robbery and heads closer to the sound of the commotion, in stealth.
>>58123"Airshipyousay.Isitgnome-craft?"
>>58121Well, "opening the whole" was an action that was attempted to be slid through as lip service during the 4cc, but it isn't quite that easy. Since Tracy is intent on peeping, I'm assuming that's what's happening.
>>58125Whether that Cunt helps or not Trumpaladin goes back to the hole
>>58115"Little jimmy fell down the well boy?"
Tracy keeps moving and searching around until she encounters something of interest.
>>58125Snek debates whether or not the gnomes have short term memory loss
"Yes,youknowTheStrayCatasitusedtobecalled."
Tracy changes her disguise to Barney the dinosaur, for no reason whatsoever.