Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>56917Then again, neither are gorgons.
They're cool as fuck though. Maybe they can be crossbred with cattle to breed a more docile species for commercial use.
>>56918Now that's an idea.
>>56919When you say cattle what do you mean?
>>56920U-ugh.. Um.. Domestic/Dire cattle?
>>56922Gorgons are basically the Hecks of D&D.
I want giant goats too.
>>56924Was just going to mention those.
The entire estate can be divided into sections based on element.
The gorgons and cockatrices can go in the rock farm.
>>56925Are there any monsters that use gas?
>>56926I want firebreathing, screaming, fiendish goats/sheep.
I'll use Infuego as a stud.
*dresses up goat in bightly-colored bedazzled purple pimp hat, leopard-spotted pimp jacket, and a whole bunch of gold chains and other swag*
>>56928You had me at firebreating goat.
>>56927Plenty.
They should have a farm aesthetic though.
Gorgons look like cows, cockatrices look like chickens, and so on.
>>56931See
>>56919A gorgon is basically a bull with stone skin.
>>56932I was thinking medusa tier gorgons.
>>56933Those are just called "Medusas": They're a race of monstrous humanoids.
>>56932I see now. I misread that as goron at first.
>>56937It's 78 degrees inside my apartment
[complaints about barbed wire being more difficult to handle than you'd think]
>>56916No doubt, and I'm not dismissing the inevitable (((influence))) in the video, though the assertion that its not coreographed is false, as there have been repeat performances. Addtly, the girls in question clearly has dance and gymnastics training.
Having said, and having poured over the music, lyrics, and imagery, it strikes me that song pertains to suicide.
>>56917Ehhhh, not quite, but agreed; not livestock
>>56919They're better than oni
>>56928>firebreathing goatThat's almost exactly what he is
>>56940Yeah, I know it was directed... just looks like it wasn’t. It’s just that weird interpretative dance/new age stuff.
and “suicide” is something Hollywood knows a great deal about... *upgrading from tin foil hat to full body suit* >>56941Fun fact, the duration of the song is 3:33, and the album is called 1000 Forms of Fear
>suitPleb, I have tinfoil cover-alls
>>56942>cover-allsI just found the next level past that... how is your foil game looking now?
>>56932I wonder how much their milk sells for.
>>56943I can see that I am outclassed, a sporting victory
>>56944>huehue le cheese jokeIt's been a slow day today...
>>56945Yes... now I just have to obtain said armor of the mighty crusaders against the phoenix.
>>56947Looks like this one doesn’t, but they have smaller ones that do. These guys are nuts.
>>56949Aluminum was more expensive than any metal in medieval times. It was almost unheard of.
It's actually pretty recently that humans have had the capacity to refine it, and now it's so cheap it's often thrown away.
I imagine it's be really light, but not that hard at all, and it blocks mind-affecting/enchantment affects when it directly covers the head.
>>56950It might also help reflect laser attacks. Shiny stuff seems to work most of the time.
>>56950>rarityMeh. Off the cuff, I would rate it as having greater hardness than wood (but less than steel obv), and significantly lighter. Basically, I'm seeing it as being diet Mythril, except with mind-shielding
Tracy goes looking for lumber to build a small shack in the grove.
>>56953*chops down tree and drags it*
*builds cottage at the edge of the woods*
>>56954>>56955Uhm,... the process is a bit more complicated than that. You're welcome to build a cottage but you might want to talk to Slovenia, as a log cabin is rather resource consumptive (
A tree?) whereas a tree that is properly milled might suit the purpose (it will still take more than one tree). Also, chopping down a tree and THEN building a cabin is also resource (time) consumptive.
>>56956What I had in mind was really a makeshift box-thing to store wire-coils and materials; not a shelter of any kind.
I guess that could wait though.
>>56958Yeah, a temporary one.
I was just bored tbh. Would have her train/craft, but she's away from the tower.
>>56959Actually, fug it, she was last training for Fleet of Foot.
Tracy runs around in circles in the meadow, trying to figure out how to turn on a dime.
[1d20 = 20]
*hunts some animals*
>>56961You have the most curious timing for 20s
>>56963Any 20 is a good 20 though.
>>56941Quick follow up, I was right. The song Chandelier was written in the aftermath of a period where she lost a partner to an accident and descended into a period of serious drug and alcoholism from which she almost took her life, having penned a suicide note.
>>56949Would that be light or almost non-existent?
>>56967Matters how thin it is.
Paper-thin armor is worse than leather.
>>56967Still working on it. Quarter-inch thick aluminum obviously kicks the crap out of leather as far as protection, and isn't terribly encumbering. Also, I should point out that sorcerers aren't subject to the same armor restrictions wizards are.