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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
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No.56794
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Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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Mrs. Sentry
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>>56917
Then again, neither are gorgons.
They're cool as fuck though. Maybe they can be crossbred with cattle to breed a more docile species for commercial use.
>>56918
Now that's an idea.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56920
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>>56919
When you say cattle what do you mean?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56921
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>>56920
U-ugh.. Um.. Domestic/Dire cattle?
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56922
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>>56921
We need some hecks to.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56923
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>>56922
Gorgons are basically the Hecks of D&D.
I want giant goats too.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56924
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>>56923
Id like some cocatrices.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56925
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>>56924
Was just going to mention those.
The entire estate can be divided into sections based on element.
The gorgons and cockatrices can go in the rock farm.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56926
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>>56925
We need a fire section.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56927
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>>56925
Are there any monsters that use gas?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>56926
I want firebreathing, screaming, fiendish goats/sheep.
I'll use Infuego as a stud.
*dresses up goat in bightly-colored bedazzled purple pimp hat, leopard-spotted pimp jacket, and a whole bunch of gold chains and other swag*
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56929
>>56928
You had me at firebreating goat.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56930
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>>56927
Plenty.
They should have a farm aesthetic though.
Gorgons look like cows, cockatrices look like chickens, and so on.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56931
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>>56930
Gorgons are cows?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56932
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>>56931
See >>56919
A gorgon is basically a bull with stone skin.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56933
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>>56932
I was thinking medusa tier gorgons.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56934
>>56933
Those are just called "Medusas": They're a race of monstrous humanoids.
Anonymous
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No.56935
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Spoilered
>>56932
I see now. I misread that as goron at first.
Anonymous
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No.56936
>>56935
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56937
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Gosh, it's hot today.
Anonymous
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No.56938
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>>56937
It's 78 degrees inside my apartment
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56939
[complaints about barbed wire being more difficult to handle than you'd think]
Anonymous
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>>56916
No doubt, and I'm not dismissing the inevitable (((influence))) in the video, though the assertion that its not coreographed is false, as there have been repeat performances. Addtly, the girls in question clearly has dance and gymnastics training.
Having said, and having poured over the music, lyrics, and imagery, it strikes me that song pertains to suicide.
>>56917
Ehhhh, not quite, but agreed; not livestock
>>56919
They're better than oni
>>56928
>firebreathing goat
That's almost exactly what he is


Anonymous
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No.56941
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>>56940
Yeah, I know it was directed... just looks like it wasn’t. It’s just that weird interpretative dance/new age stuff. and “suicide” is something Hollywood knows a great deal about... *upgrading from tin foil hat to full body suit*
Anonymous
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>>56941
Fun fact, the duration of the song is 3:33, and the album is called 1000 Forms of Fear
>suit
Pleb, I have tinfoil cover-alls
Anonymous
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No.56943
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>>56942
>cover-alls
I just found the next level past that... how is your foil game looking now?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>56932
I wonder how much their milk sells for.
Anonymous
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No.56945
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>>56943
I can see that I am outclassed, a sporting victory
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56946
>>56944
>huehue le cheese joke
It's been a slow day today...
Anonymous
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No.56948
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>>56945
Yes... now I just have to obtain said armor of the mighty crusaders against the phoenix.
>>56947
Looks like this one doesn’t, but they have smaller ones that do. These guys are nuts.
Anonymous
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No.56949
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>>56948
>GM makes note to determine the characteristics of tinfoil armor for future use

Mrs. Sentry
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No.56950
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>>56949
Aluminum was more expensive than any metal in medieval times. It was almost unheard of.
It's actually pretty recently that humans have had the capacity to refine it, and now it's so cheap it's often thrown away.

I imagine it's be really light, but not that hard at all, and it blocks mind-affecting/enchantment affects when it directly covers the head.
Anonymous
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No.56951
>>56950
It might also help reflect laser attacks. Shiny stuff seems to work most of the time.
Anonymous
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No.56952
>>56950
>rarity
Meh. Off the cuff, I would rate it as having greater hardness than wood (but less than steel obv), and significantly lighter. Basically, I'm seeing it as being diet Mythril, except with mind-shielding
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56953
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Tracy goes looking for lumber to build a small shack in the grove.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56954
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>>56953
*chops down tree and drags it*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56955
56956
*builds cottage at the edge of the woods*
Anonymous
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No.56956
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>>56954
>>56955
Uhm,... the process is a bit more complicated than that. You're welcome to build a cottage but you might want to talk to Slovenia, as a log cabin is rather resource consumptive (A tree?) whereas a tree that is properly milled might suit the purpose (it will still take more than one tree). Also, chopping down a tree and THEN building a cabin is also resource (time) consumptive.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>56956
What I had in mind was really a makeshift box-thing to store wire-coils and materials; not a shelter of any kind.
I guess that could wait though.
Anonymous
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No.56958
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>>56957
A toolshed? That's fine
Mrs. Sentry
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>>56958
Yeah, a temporary one.
I was just bored tbh. Would have her train/craft, but she's away from the tower.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56960
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>>56959
Actually, fug it, she was last training for Fleet of Foot.
Tracy runs around in circles in the meadow, trying to figure out how to turn on a dime.
Eyw81
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No.56961
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[1d20 = 20]
*hunts some animals*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56962
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>>56961
Nice catch
Anonymous
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>>56961
You have the most curious timing for 20s

Mrs. Sentry
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>>56963
Any 20 is a good 20 though.
Anonymous
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No.56965
>>56941
Quick follow up, I was right. The song Chandelier was written in the aftermath of a period where she lost a partner to an accident and descended into a period of serious drug and alcoholism from which she almost took her life, having penned a suicide note.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>56964
Wrong image...
Anonymous
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>>56949
Would that be light or almost non-existent?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.56968
>>56967
Matters how thin it is.
Paper-thin armor is worse than leather.
Anonymous
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No.56969
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>>56967
Still working on it. Quarter-inch thick aluminum obviously kicks the crap out of leather as far as protection, and isn't terribly encumbering. Also, I should point out that sorcerers aren't subject to the same armor restrictions wizards are.